Ranking Original 13 Joes

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  • I rank the original 13 GI Joes, worst to best. There are no bad characters in this bunch, I love 'em all. This is all about finding a fun way to talk about them, discuss where they stand in the GI Joe cartoon and comic books lore, discuss their file cards written by Larry Hama, and hypothesize about how they may fit into the GI Joe Classified line.
    #gijoe #gijoeclassified #80snostalgia
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  • @eddyspurlock1299
    @eddyspurlock1299 7 місяців тому +32

    Snake Eyes, Scarlett and Stalker are the Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman of the Joe Universe. The Holy Trinity of Joe!!

    • @NgaiOlaudah
      @NgaiOlaudah 6 місяців тому

      Hey, Eddy, this is Stalker... for real... I played Stalker and Iceberg and of course DESTRO... So you like the Holy Trinity, eh? YOOOO JOE!!!!!! arthur b (Ngai) See ya...

  • @michaelwills1926
    @michaelwills1926 7 місяців тому +12

    When your toy is labeled “machine gunner code name: Rock n Roll” you know you are living in the golden era

  • @RansomeStoddard
    @RansomeStoddard 6 місяців тому +10

    As a kid I used to play that Snake-Eyes and Boba Fett were secretly brothers.

    • @cheeseburger12
      @cheeseburger12 2 місяці тому +1

      Well, since they are both under Hasbro now, they are kind of like cousins.

  • @Kushial
    @Kushial 7 місяців тому +19

    Breaker was my first Joe and the fact that he was from 30 minutes from my home in East Tenn just made it connectable for me. I'd never had a toy or knew of a hero that was from where I was before so that always kept him at the top of my list of favorite Joes.

    • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
      @angusmacfrankenstein7227 7 місяців тому

      Breaker was my first Joe, too, but for a couple of odd reasons. It sounds strange looking back, but I thought GI Joe was a more “grown up” toy line as opposed to Star Wars and the other sci-fi toy lines at the time.
      At that time, I was watching a lot of _MASH,_ and while I was young, and didn’t quite get what was going on, one thing I did notice: the Company Clerk, the guy who was in charge somehow wheeling, dealing, moving pieces around and otherwise making sure that the unit could function, was the guy doing communications.
      And even after, I was always attracted to the tech personnel, before anyone else.

    • @Lord_of_Dorkness
      @Lord_of_Dorkness 7 місяців тому

      ​@@angusmacfrankenstein7227 Breaker was also my first one. I was also coming off of Star Wars, and G.I. Joe seemed more "real" to me. Breaker just looked cool to me, cool enough to overcome not having a weapon. Clutch was also a favorite, because he looked like my dad, with the dark hair and beard. The first figs were iconic to me, and will always be some of my favorites.

    • @cheeseburger12
      @cheeseburger12 2 місяці тому

      My first GIJoe toy was Major Bludd. My first Joe was Recondo.

  • @cavemanbum
    @cavemanbum 7 місяців тому +15

    Now that I look back at it, I see that the writers/artists of Issue #1 of the G.I. Joe comic book took great effort to show EVERY character doing something in the story. This was a brilliant way to showcase the characters and ensure that fans of the toys could find appeal in those action figures and vehicles. 🤔

  • @DougtheBugGuy
    @DougtheBugGuy 7 місяців тому +17

    Stalker was my first Joe in 82, so I have a soft spot in my heart for him. When I started collecting again, he was again my first purchase.

    • @markpierce4416
      @markpierce4416 7 місяців тому +1

      I had Stalker,Grunt,and Snake Eyes

    • @73Shovelhead68
      @73Shovelhead68 5 місяців тому

      Stalker was my first Joe as well.

    • @andybassham2369
      @andybassham2369 5 місяців тому

      Stalker was my first as well. They were all on the peg at the time, and thats the one I picked. I got Zap next and basically just picking the bazooka over the lazer. Had no connection yet with Snake Eyes, so at that point in my childhood, he was just the guy that didn't come with many accessories. My sister had Scarlett, and aside from getting Rock n Roll for Xmas or something, the only other 1st gen I had was Clutch. 2nd gen, I'd saved my money and ended up with most of them

  • @arryngaming4126
    @arryngaming4126 7 місяців тому +14

    My first in '82 was also Short-fuse. I think everyone loves their first Joe. OG 13 are the main things I'm looking for in Classified

    • @pimpdaddysatan
      @pimpdaddysatan 7 місяців тому +1

      1. Flash
      2. Snake Eyes
      3. Steeler
      4. Clutch
      5. Rock n Roll
      6. Stalker
      7. Hawk
      8. Zap
      9. Scarlett
      10. Short Fuse
      11. Breaker
      12. Grunt
      13. Grandslam (silver)
      My ranking is based off the figures, my first joes was 82 straight arm Rock n Roll, Breaker, and The motorcycle, got them all at the same time at Ventures.. Still have them all 3, broken thumbs and all. Sold and rebought, and sold some more.. but will never let the original 3 go.. I will always keep and rebuild around those 3. I have other favorites Rock n Roll V2, Salvo, Hit&Run, Firefly, Zartan, just I handful of Originals from my childhood. 👍💯

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 5 місяців тому +1

      same here. OG13 classified is what i am hoping for

  • @michaelwarren6295
    @michaelwarren6295 7 місяців тому +8

    Grunt was my first Joe. I got him for my birthday. I'm now 50 and still have him to this day.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      I'll be 50 in April. We grew up at the right time

    • @tgraz559
      @tgraz559 7 місяців тому

      ​@@DestroIsMySpiritAnimalsame.
      I'm 50 and love them!

    • @keetmadu1054
      @keetmadu1054 6 місяців тому

      51 and If I could go back and save all my figures, damn.

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 5 місяців тому +4

    Short Fuse was my underrated original 13. My top 5... 1. Flash. 2. Snake Eyes. 3. Zap. 4. Breaker. 5. Stalker.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  5 місяців тому

      Short Fuse was the first one I got, so I do have a soft spot for him.

  • @mamunestor
    @mamunestor 7 місяців тому +5

    “Monkey face” that’s Michael Ironsides. 😂

  • @bobbywold2311
    @bobbywold2311 7 місяців тому +10

    Spot on with the ranking. There should be a secret society of the original 13 Joe's like sector 7 but without agent Simmons.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +2

      Good idea. The original 13 need more love. And should get moved up in rank. That'd be a way to do it

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 7 місяців тому +4

    I'm today years old to find out there were only three head sculpts

  • @traviscreason1911
    @traviscreason1911 7 місяців тому +5

    Maaaaan… I LOVED that comic book 3 pack with Stalker, Snake-Eyes, and Storm Shadow from their days in the ‘Nam😍👍

  • @shawnfrieler1187
    @shawnfrieler1187 7 місяців тому +6

    I’m happy to know that someone greedily consumed the work of Larry Hama like I did.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +4

      Oh yeah. Obsessed. It was more important to me than Star Wars as a kid. I met him at a convention and told him the impact the story had and he acted like I was an alien. he seems to see it as a work for hire job that took over his life. He had no idea the impact it would have

  • @Brando-Lee3725
    @Brando-Lee3725 7 місяців тому +4

    I was lucky enough to have all these as a young kid . This introduction made my love for Joes as my all time favorite 80s figure line . That and wrestling figures lol ! And I still have a great love for both .

  • @kenrobinson7563
    @kenrobinson7563 7 місяців тому +8

    This list was flawless and your commentary behind your picks was awesome you had my boy stalker at 3 too so good man more video brother

  • @mickmo4700
    @mickmo4700 7 місяців тому +5

    There are so many fantastic individual figures but this set of 13 did so much to create a world for children to play within. The addition of Cobra provided the perfect foil for GI Joe. If the line had been cancelled after series 2, it would still have been a wonderful toy line.

  • @kalaoahaole
    @kalaoahaole 5 місяців тому +2

    Bro! Completely agree with this list and your feelings ... completely. Totally forgot how badass my Stalker with white canoe and Rock n Roll with double gats were, thank you! Still have Stalker and Snake Eyes with gray glasses -- he came with so many swords. When my friends and i acted GIJoes someone always had to be Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, any little sister around was automatically Scarlett. About to go watch her film scenes now. Waxing nostalgic. Thank You again and as always and Go JOE!
    PS -- Love your Destro still in the box there. I remember being in a mall in Anchorage around 5 or 6 years old and mom bought me him when he came with a ship and i went out to the car and played contently for hours while the two of them shopped -- our childhood's version of ipads but with creativity and zero brainwashing or radiation. Aloha!

  • @angusmacfrankenstein7227
    @angusmacfrankenstein7227 7 місяців тому +4

    Breaker was my first Joe, too, but for a couple of odd reasons. It sounds strange looking back, but I thought GI Joe was a more “grown up” toy line as opposed to Star Wars and the other sci-fi toy lines at the time.
    At that time, I was watching a lot of _MASH,_ and while I was young, and didn’t quite get what was going on, one thing I did notice: the Company Clerk, the guy who was in charge somehow wheeling, dealing, moving pieces around and otherwise making sure that the unit could function, was the guy doing communications.
    And even after, I was always attracted to the tech personnel, before anyone else.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +2

      It definitely was the most grown-up. Especially if you took the comic into consideration. One of the reasons it sticks with you so long, is you felt like it was aiming a bit older than you

  • @krdragon6950
    @krdragon6950 7 місяців тому +7

    7:05 Steeler,Grunt & Clutch ended up staying in that parallel universe in the two part episode “Worlds Without End.”

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      They stayed? Damn gotta rewatch that

    • @wayigotitfigured9800
      @wayigotitfigured9800 7 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal They're back by the time of the movie (they're in the opening ).

    • @TheSkyatollah
      @TheSkyatollah 5 місяців тому

      @@wayigotitfigured9800 They weren't back, they weren't supposed to be there.

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 місяці тому +1

    "Gonna stab myself in the eye if he picks SNAKE EYES as his number one!"

  • @giovannideldio
    @giovannideldio 6 місяців тому +4

    I loved your list and your love for GI Joe. You've gained a new subscriber!

  • @jonanjello
    @jonanjello 5 місяців тому +1

    Well said. I’ve been dropping by your channel and enjoying the content. Back in the day I had purchased snake eyes but was moving away from toys. Still read the first 25-30 Joe comics. Great fun listening to a fan and collector. Thanks

  • @johnstraight7425
    @johnstraight7425 6 місяців тому +4

    Great list. I loved those old comics. Clutch captured Cobra Commander in the comic.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому

      The comic is amazing. Just starting to read the IDW stuff, and it's not bad

  • @jstogie2
    @jstogie2 6 місяців тому +3

    The one you call "monkey face" I always thought looked like Michael Ironside.

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 7 місяців тому +5

    you are actually right about seniority: Staller was an E-5(sergeant) like half of the team, but he was more decorated and had more combat experience than the others except Snake Eyes and Hawk so he was #2 on the team…Snake Eyes had as much experience and better decorations but he had to take a break from the military for a while(the whole disfigurement and training with the ninjas) so was behind Stalker in seniority

  • @MSgt_0699
    @MSgt_0699 5 місяців тому +2

    Man, this Channel is fun. I love this dude. The original Joes were hard focused on military, like the very early comics. Olive drab, organic weapons. I always think of issue #1. Drives me absolutely nuts that NOBODY can seem to make a good G.I. Joe movie. The material is so rich with drama and action. I think the idiots keep starting the franchise later than it should. Start with the basic original Joes and issue #1.
    By the way, the Mortarman MOS in the Marine Corps is 0341, and they are still useful for smaller footprint infantry. In fact, with air support stretched ridiculously thin in Afghanistan and in Iraq, often enough times call-for-fire was about artillery and indirect mortar fire.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  5 місяців тому

      Thanks! Yeah, I think the reason the movies continue to suck is they don't use the source material. They think it doesn't matter and it's just a toy. What they don't realize is it has it's own well-developed mythology/ world

    • @ronfagan6394
      @ronfagan6394 4 місяці тому

      The movies have been lackluster. I think if they did one that concentrated more on military instead of comic value, then it would make a better movie. It looks like live action animated movies. Make the characters real and relatable, and they would probably have more success. I think they tried a little bit with Snake Eyes but not enough. Make it a modern day story with the characters as their personas.

  • @shawnlopez2317
    @shawnlopez2317 6 місяців тому +2

    When I watched the Snake Eyes Origins movie my thought was "Bad Snake Eyes movie, kinda of a cool Storm Shadow Origins film though."
    I think I pretty much agree with your list, there was something special about that first batch of Joes.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I loved Andrew Koji as Storm Shadow. He and Scarlett were cast perfectly.

    • @shawnlopez2317
      @shawnlopez2317 6 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal Agreed!

  • @jeffmcpeek2526
    @jeffmcpeek2526 5 місяців тому

    The Grand Slam,Zap,Grunt "monkey face" is an accurate assessment.I always called it the Billy Bob Thornton head.😂

  • @christencousins3843
    @christencousins3843 7 місяців тому +1

    Such a great and fun video, thank you! I was a fan of the GI JOE cartoon, and didn't get to know most of these characters. They are so much more interesting to me now as an adult.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Thanks! Yeah, the comic developed them a little more, whereas the cartoon gave us more Shipwreck, Quick Kick and others that barely get any attention in the comic.

  • @shaunwashington9122
    @shaunwashington9122 7 місяців тому +3

    I agree with you 100%. I always viewed Stalker as 2nd in command of the Joes. General Hawk 1A, Stalker 1B. I’m glad someone else views that’s as well.

  • @willr7284
    @willr7284 7 місяців тому

    Great video and perfect list . Happy thanksgiving 🦃

  • @CarbonScoring
    @CarbonScoring 7 місяців тому

    Really enjoyed this. Would have switched a couple around ‘cause these lists are always based on our personal nostalgia and memories. I love how your history includes both the comic and cartoon continuity - mine does as well - great job!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Thanks! Yes, I like mixing it up a bit. Many moments of the cartoon stuck in my brain, and the comic is my favorite,

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 місяці тому

    "Short Fuze was my first GI JOE too! First toy was that silly laser cannon!"

  • @user-ik8ok9qh2u
    @user-ik8ok9qh2u 7 місяців тому +3

    More or less agree with this list. Now your gonna have to go year by year, class by class. Like the vids man, love Cobra Commander on Joe Rogan.

  • @VampSpam
    @VampSpam 3 місяці тому

    Dope vid, subbed

  • @stevenfrederick8461
    @stevenfrederick8461 6 місяців тому

    I had no idea these were the original 13 80s Joe's this is awesome!

  • @millerk420
    @millerk420 6 місяців тому +1

    I love the fact Scarlett is missing her thumbs!

  • @fromthehildt
    @fromthehildt 7 місяців тому +2

    My Kind of Video. Well done. The GI Joe Gamer salutes you, Sir.

  • @kajobike
    @kajobike 6 місяців тому +1

    He's spot-on with his analysis of Snake Eyes in particular, pointing out the things that made him so great. The SE movie was horrendous because they made him into an unlikable jerk.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому +1

      Thanks. Yes, one of the best characters of all time, and they decided not to use a single thing from his real origin

  • @OriginalStevenMalibu
    @OriginalStevenMalibu 7 місяців тому +1

    Short-Fuze was my first GI Joe figure. 40+ years later I still have him, well what's left of him. Could never find my "great white whale" Snake-Eyes. Great video topic giving good perspective on the original 13. Your top 3 is spot on! I am looking forward to more future Classified releases of the 13 over time.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Thanks!. yeah, the only one they've announced is Clutch. But he looks great

  • @whiskeytangofoxtrot2
    @whiskeytangofoxtrot2 4 місяці тому +1

    Even though most of these figures looked a lot like each other the file cards really brought out my imagination plus some of the accessories made them more exciting than others. Here is how I am ranking them as to my nostalgia:
    13. Steeler - although the MOBAT is so iconic I never had this vehicle (one of the original few that I didn’t have) as a kid so I never had this figure so I place him at the bottom of my list.
    12. Colonel Hawk - he never really stood out to me as a kid, the MMS was what I really cared about but he was pretty awesome in the early run of Marvel comics but personally never one of my favorites, Duke was always my leader when they released him.
    11. Grunt - Even though they made him an actual person and not just some random trooper made him pretty cool, his card art was epic but he was not utilized much as a kid but his Classified figure is very nice and one of the better releases of the line in my eyes.
    10. Breaker - Hasbro was smart to release him with the RAM (not the most exciting figure) but I actually really like the figure although his head sculpt reminds me more of a Clutch than Breaker, they should have made him more clean shaven and gave him the bubblegum bubble to attach to the helmet mic. Now he was actually very utilized in the comics which was nice to see.
    9. Short-Fuze - I was an angry child so with his file card saying he is prone to anger it made me like him even more, and also all my battles were like battlefield fights so he was the guy in the back launching mortars on Cobras heads, bring back a lot of memories.
    8. Zap - he and Short-Fuze in my head were always buddies launching rockets and mortars at Cobra which made him more likable and utilized than most other figures in my epic couch battles.
    7. Clutch - this figure got more attention after his Marvel appearances, he was an early favorite of mine in the comics and the VAMP is such a badass vehicle in general how could you not like this figure, trying to steal Snake-Eyes’ girl
    6. Grand Slam - although him and Flash look alike, that silver look was just so awesome to me plus he came with the JUMP which made him even more playable and fun to use in battles, just wish he were given more exposure in the comics/cartoons (if he was even in the cartoons)
    5. Flash - I highly agree with you that his laser rifle was about as SCI-fi as I wanted G.I. Joe to go, I always like the more military aspect which was the inspiration for me to spend 25 years in the Air Force. Flash’s backpack and rifle were awesome as a kid and how they used him in the comics was perfect, even though he like Grand Slam should have gotten more exposure.
    4. Stalker - his green camo fatigues are still one of my favorites as a kid, the. Classified version is really nice but he really deserves the retro treatment and I am happy they didn’t make the dreadlock version as that isn’t the Stalker that I know and like, plus the beret is such a nice touch to the figure. He was never my second in command but was leading a lot of my missions as a kid.
    3. Rock N Roll - this was so high on my list because his M-60 was my favorite weapon as a kid and the bandoliers gave him such a unique look as with the golden hair and beard. The Classified figure is actually one of my top 5 favorite figures released as I love the addition of tattoos and the rock n roll hand gesture. His Classified head sculpt is top 3 to me right after Outback and Snow Job.
    2. Scarlett - her and Snake-Eyes relationship in the comics was the epic tale of love and devotion and it is still going strong in the comics with Snake-Eyes coming back from the dead. The figure may not be the best but her strong presence in the comic and willingness to sacrifice herself for the greater good makes her very iconic and beloved in my mind and I am with you when you say she is probably the best female character ever created. She was my second in command as a kid because I considered her like a female ninja (hopefully they release Ninja Force Scarlett soon) with her shurikens on her gloves plus who doesn’t like a crossbow with Rambo exploding arrows.
    1. Snake-Eyes - after my aunt gave all my Star Wars figures away as a kid the next action figure I picked up was Snake-Eyes at the nearby Ben Franklin store, his all black appearance just stood out so much and this figure is the reason I love G.I. Joe and when they released Storm Shadow and I found out they were both trained ninjas I wanted to be a ninja so bad as a kid. I have equal love for the commando and ninja versions but him being that silent killer always resonates loudly with him. In Resolute I liked how he wasn’t the main protagonist but was used when least expected and he should have always been used as that sort of last resort when you needed someone who you could count on to get the job done and set all morales aside and give you everything they had to complete the mission and that is what Snake-Eyes embodied to me. Larry Hama utilized him well in the comics, but killing him off was one of his worst mistakes as a writer, thankfully he figured a way to bring him back, he is a true badass to the end!!!!!

  • @user-do2ev2hr7h
    @user-do2ev2hr7h 7 місяців тому +3

    Probably not a common answer but Flash will always be my favorite of the original 13.

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 місяці тому

    "Very first time you really see STEELER is when he leaves the show LOL!"

  • @thomasfyfe9174
    @thomasfyfe9174 4 місяці тому +1

    Well as a veteran and a mortarman in the marine corps, heavy mortars is 81mm mortars are a battalion commands pocket artillery. Short fuse is a 60mm mortar witch is a company commanders hip pocket artillery we are still very much used in battle and with new innovation and types of rounds we are even more useful

  • @caseysanborn1953
    @caseysanborn1953 7 місяців тому +2

    I can’t wait for that new Scarlett figure. Definitely gonna be the best version of her to date.

  • @user-sc1qi3ce7j
    @user-sc1qi3ce7j 6 місяців тому +1

    My first Joe was Steeler and the battery powered tank.😊

  • @daviddepoe7942
    @daviddepoe7942 6 місяців тому +1

    I remember when GI Joe was ONE guy and the toy was 10-12 inches tall with fuzzy hair and a beard!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому

      I have three of em. My older cousin gave them to me, not realizing they would be worth hundreds of dollars years later

  • @kevinhill1169
    @kevinhill1169 6 місяців тому +1

    Flash was my first GI Joe

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 місяці тому

    "Stalker was the RAM cycle guy, epi one!"

  • @jasonr.3173
    @jasonr.3173 7 місяців тому +2

    The first three things of G.I.Joe I had was Breaker,Flash and the R.A.M motorcycle.

  • @gofannon1943
    @gofannon1943 7 місяців тому +2

    Really good breakdown of Snake Eyes at the end.

  • @tonyak8354
    @tonyak8354 5 місяців тому +1

    Christmas 82 ended up getting all of what was in the catalog pages. I was an only child.

  • @BrianGeers
    @BrianGeers 7 місяців тому +2

    The 2000s line reused the Sonic Fighters Stalker mold in a Toys R Us Tiger Force multipack (without the annoyingly massive backpack) and was a favorite of mine.
    As soon as I got my Steel Corps figures, one of the JUMP packs got immediately slapped onto my Classified Stalker. Just need to get a flight stand for him now.

  • @chrisdeloach4273
    @chrisdeloach4273 6 місяців тому +1

    I just found your channel. I’ve been out of touch with G.I. Joe for several years. Where did the figures at 0:07 on the video come from? I’ve never seen the original figures with painted belts. I’d love to have a set of those.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому

      Thanks! I found the picture on HISS Tank.com. However, it may be repainted or touched up.

  • @kevinyoung9557
    @kevinyoung9557 7 місяців тому +1

    Good stuff .Thanks

  • @ryanhale4116
    @ryanhale4116 7 місяців тому +1

    Where I lived back in the day we only had a few channels on TV. Every year at Christmas time, one of the stations would have an hour long GI Joe cartoon. To my friends and I it was the equilivant to the Super Bowl. We'd get so amped up for the GI Joe toys we were hoping for on Christmas Day! This time of year alvwaysmakes me think back to those days!

  • @keetmadu1054
    @keetmadu1054 6 місяців тому +1

    I was a kid walking around Kmart when I first saw them. Flipped out and they were all there. Mom said I could only get one!! So after about 30 minutes I ended up getting stalker. The reason was I was into the camo gear he wore. But trust me it was a very hard decision. Next was Snake eyes. So I guess my ranking would have them 1 and 2.

  • @arctrooper999
    @arctrooper999 5 місяців тому

    Dude. I saved a couple dollars in 1982, and I went to Jewel/Osco with my parents on grocery day excited I was going to buy a Joe in the Osco toy section. The only one there was Short Fuze. I bought it, but yeah, what you said.
    Also, I want to say one of coolest things was when they released weapon accessory packs, in an alternate universe Kenner did the same for Star Wars weapons.

  • @carltonalexander946
    @carltonalexander946 6 місяців тому +1

    My 1982 G.i.joes First Two I Remember Was Zap And Grunt

    • @carltonalexander946
      @carltonalexander946 6 місяців тому +1

      After Them I Got Destro. 1984/ Now I've Gotten Some I Had As Az A Lil Kid Growing Up In Detroit Michigan. I Have Some Of The Classified Series. Storm Shadow Snake Eye's Scarlett And Baroness 3/3. OR Four. / Ninja Force Storm Shadow Sgt Airborne G1 Edition/ Destro G1/Baroness G1/ Before They Redid Her Over In 84/ Major Bludd G1/ And Bazooka G3 Or G4 Edition And Psycout G1 Edition. / Had A Few In My Younger Years. Sgt Slaughter With The Warthog Tank/ Battle Force 2000 Blaster And Avalanche. Crazy Legs Zander Zarana G1's / Mutt G1. G2 Storm Shadow/ Zartan G1 Buzzer G1. / Rock N Roll G2. Sepentor G1. Wet Suit G1 Silver Edition Torpedo G1. And Trip Wire Reissue Destro Reissue. 25 Anniversary EDITIONS

  • @christhornton8219
    @christhornton8219 6 місяців тому

    The GI Joe from the 70s always had a beard. I pictured clutch as the original GI Joe. :)

  • @Brando-Lee3725
    @Brando-Lee3725 7 місяців тому +1

    Unfortunately I have been out of the loop on tons of classified figures . But every one I have seen look awesome ! I wish you could do a ranking or tier list on all of those ! Mainly just so I can see them all , nerd out and be jealous I don't have them !! If I won the lottery I would buy them all on the first day .

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Good idea. I probably will do that!

    • @Brando-Lee3725
      @Brando-Lee3725 7 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal Hell yeah ! That would make my day ! And I bet it would get some hits for ya too !

  • @williamwilkinson6665
    @williamwilkinson6665 7 місяців тому +1

    1. Hawk
    2. Clutch
    3. Flash
    4. Grand Slam
    5. Breaker
    6. Rock & Roll
    7. Snake Eyes
    8. Zap
    9. Steeler
    10. Stalker
    11. Grunt
    12. Short Fuse
    13. Scarlett

  • @jakexou812
    @jakexou812 5 місяців тому +1

    Short Fuse was my first GI Joe figure too.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  5 місяців тому

      I wonder if he was one of the first they put out or something? His weapon was intriguing looking, and I had no idea what it did at the time

  • @Stefoshark
    @Stefoshark 7 місяців тому +1

    Hi from Canada, love your video Q: do Cobra have there 13 Cobras list or something similar ?

    • @cowpuddles4851
      @cowpuddles4851 7 місяців тому +2

      Lol there were only two original in-store Cobras: the trooper and officer. Second season released the rest of the best.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      Right. Yeah, that would be a short video. I will do some sort of ranking of Cobra soon, though

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 7 місяців тому +2

    I honestly can’t fault any of your logic here with your list, it’s solid. Breaker is the only standout among the original 13 not named Scarlet or Snake-eyes to get multiple major appearances in the cartoon, the others only got one-offs as the focus or in the case of Steeler, Clutch, and Grunt: a two-parter with Steeler as the main focus.
    Hawk and Grand Slam got screwed, Hawk made it back with his second figure and was the leader in the second season onwards but Grand Slam never got in at all!
    and as crappy as it may seem, never underestimate a mortar: there’s thousands of soldiers who can attest to the deadliness of them, especially Ukrainian soldiers currently fighting Cobra…I mean Russia

    • @denverty6952
      @denverty6952 7 місяців тому +1

      Agree with the usefullness of the mortar in a strike force especially to take out entrnched Cobras after Snake Eyes and Stalker infiltrate the enemy lines.

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 7 місяців тому +1

      @@denverty6952 classic diversionary tactic, draws out the enemy leaving the base vulnerable

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      I can see that, I feel like there has gotta be a better newer version of a mortar, but I don't have that big a knowledge of modern weaponry

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 7 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal not much has changed, it’s the same tech as then: long tube, bipod, heavy baseplate. and recalling the comics, he was used like any other infantry because he was never able to use the mortar…same for Zap and Flash, they were specialists but never used their specialty in the comics!

  • @gordongraham7
    @gordongraham7 7 місяців тому

    My grandfather gave me the H.A.L. with Grand Slam for Christmas and that started my obsession with G.I. Joe. Such wonderful memories! My top 3 are the same as yours. All are great.

  • @jimtilley1158
    @jimtilley1158 7 місяців тому +3

    I didn't pay attention to the file cards, for the longest I thought Clutch was the team leader. Him and the VAMP was my first Joe toy; he had the black beard, shoulder holster, and came with the coolest vehicle. He was spot of for the old 12 inch GI Joe Commander, or Eagle Eye GI Joe. It wasn't till I started getting the comics did I learned different. But for a while. On my team, Clutch was the Commander.
    The Cartoon. I liked the first mini-series withe the MASS Device. But then came the second one. I hated all GI Joe Cartoons when it came out. Specifically, the scenes with Snake-Eyes and Shipwreck. Timber and Polly. To me they turned GI Joe into Scooby Doo. I still refuse to watch the cartoon.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, the cartoon is ridiculous, but i have affection for it. For me, the comic is the real story

  • @JediJunkie247
    @JediJunkie247 7 місяців тому +1

    My first Joe was Breaker. While he may have been "dull," he was important. He was the radio operator.
    Plus, he's from Gatlinburg, TN which is an hour-and-a-half from where I was born, grew up and still live.

  • @pimpdaddysatan
    @pimpdaddysatan 7 місяців тому

    1. Flash
    2. Snake Eyes
    3. Steeler
    4. Clutch
    5. Rock n Roll
    6. Stalker
    7. Hawk
    8. Zap
    9. Scarlett
    10. Short Fuse
    11. Breaker
    12. Grunt
    13. Grandslam (silver)
    My ranking is based off the figures, my first joes was 82 straight arm Rock n Roll, Breaker, and The ram cycle, got them all at the same time at Ventures.. Still have them all 3, broken thumbs and all. Sold and rebought, and sold some more.. but will never let the original 3 go.. I will always keep and rebuild around those 3. I have other favorites Rock n Roll V2, Salvo, Hit&Run, Firefly, Zartan, just held onto a handful of Originals from my childhood. 👍💯

  • @tanitatt
    @tanitatt 6 місяців тому +1

    Flash was my first Joe

  • @demo3456
    @demo3456 7 місяців тому +2

    I was born in 81 I missed the first Joes. The second batch were the joes I always remember. Even though I always wished I'd been able to collect those guys army building was always my thing

  • @retrojoe8290
    @retrojoe8290 7 місяців тому +1

    Great video!. I always liked the cartoon rivalry of my favorite Joe, Spirt IronKnife vs StormShadow. They were enemies but had a deep respect for eachother. Plus Spirt had ol Freedom and Any Joe's with pets are cool.
    SnakeEyes/Timber
    Shipwreck/Polly
    Mutt/Junkyard
    CrocMaster/Fiona

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Spirit has gotta be one of the greatest characters they have. They need to do more with him in the comics

  • @MadSUPANOVA
    @MadSUPANOVA 7 місяців тому

    'Mind over matter ' Quick Kick makes sense. 😊

  • @lareh5501
    @lareh5501 7 місяців тому +1

    I wasn't familiar with the original 13, so this was a very insightful and engaging look at these characters. I only had a few joes growing up (mostly collected M.A.S.K., TFs & HeMan in the 80s), which makes it somewhat odd that I have nearly every classified figure released.
    Seeing images of the H.A.L. (8:38), the M.M.S. (9:22), the Ram Cycle and the V.A.M.P. brought back memories, as I definitely had those "vehicles" but don't remember playing with those figures. Odd seeing Cobra manning the H.A.L. 23:04... Bought some of the discounted yellow buzz lightyear cranes to sit in as them since it'll likely be some time before classified does them.

  • @Rexerman89
    @Rexerman89 2 місяці тому +1

    "Grand Slam and HAWK are lamo figures in the 1st 13!"

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  2 місяці тому

      Yeah, Hawk is the lamest design. But he's the boss, so he gets points for that

  • @christopherlacher3544
    @christopherlacher3544 7 місяців тому +1

    My first Joes were in this order for Christmas Vamp HISS and MMS

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      That's a good Christmas. I'm waiting on my haslab HISS tank to arrive

  • @MOCTurtle4911
    @MOCTurtle4911 5 місяців тому +1

    Stalker is my top of the originals. And I am an oddball that puts Breaker near the top. Always liked him, liked the cool radio piece.

    • @MOCTurtle4911
      @MOCTurtle4911 5 місяців тому

      Also yes, commando Snake Eyes all of the way.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  5 місяців тому

      Breaker is great. loved the comic book pack where they included a bubble gum bubble

  • @jason77584
    @jason77584 5 місяців тому +1

    Snake is my favorite since I was a kid when he save Scarlett while being burnt and not able to talk writes in dirt cm to complete the mission and kept going very strong yet not going into that paranormal over power type superhero a much need selfless will sacrifice himself for his team

  • @cowpuddles4851
    @cowpuddles4851 7 місяців тому +1

    I’d love to see later Joes in “original 13” colors. Characters like Blowtorch or Lifeline wearing traditional green uniforms might look pretty cool.

  • @MadSUPANOVA
    @MadSUPANOVA 7 місяців тому +1

    Short Fuze can be updated with drone strIke alongside original weapons

  • @Byrrd51
    @Byrrd51 7 місяців тому

    Dang, dude, well said about Scarlett. I agree with you 100 percent.

  • @lofiwire7917
    @lofiwire7917 7 місяців тому +1

    Which Classified version of Snake Eyes do you prefer ?

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      I like the Commando version that came with Timber. It's got a nice look. Some updates, but recalls the original and came with the Uzi. The first figure they made is also great looking, but had dumb guns, no Uzi, and mine had some QC issues (foot broke) What about you?

    • @eddyspurlock1299
      @eddyspurlock1299 7 місяців тому +1

      I like the new Retro carded Snake Eyes. The head on the alpha commando one looks weird to me. Like he's wearing a helmet and not an actual mask. But that's just me

    • @lofiwire7917
      @lofiwire7917 7 місяців тому

      @@eddyspurlock1299 Isn’t it supposed to be a helmet?

    • @eddyspurlock1299
      @eddyspurlock1299 7 місяців тому

      @@lofiwire7917 I thought it was just supposed to be his mask and goggles

  • @drivethruabortion280
    @drivethruabortion280 7 місяців тому +1

    They represent all the signs of the zodiac plus one.

  • @Thee_Assclown
    @Thee_Assclown 7 місяців тому +1

    My rankings are just a bit different.
    13. Snake Eyes
    12. Scarlett
    11. Stalker
    10. Clutch
    9. Breaker
    8. Grunt
    7. Steeler
    6. Rock n Roll
    5. Grand Slam
    4. Zap
    3. Hawk
    2. Short Fuze
    1. Flash

  • @StevenNeidlein
    @StevenNeidlein 8 днів тому

    Storm shadow ,jinx ,and snake eyes are my favorites

  • @greghernquist3694
    @greghernquist3694 6 місяців тому

    Super young in 82 and piggybacking off my brother. Got a few 83s (swivel arm) for Christmas, Zap was my number one b/c Bazooka = blow sh!t up

  • @aaronoleary9033
    @aaronoleary9033 3 місяці тому

    You don’t know true heart break until you try to put a weapon in tunnel rats hand and his thumb breaks. Rest easy soldier……yo Joe!!! 😂

  • @ktg8030
    @ktg8030 4 місяці тому

    O13 is my favorite joes hands down.
    Silver Grand Slam is an alternate, O13 was red.
    First Joes were Grunt and Flash.

  • @warface4881
    @warface4881 6 місяців тому +1

    I always thought Grunt looked like Michael Ironside.

  • @ToysAreWonderful
    @ToysAreWonderful 6 місяців тому +1

    I just got into buying GI Joe toys because of Black Friday when they were discounted and I love the Classified series! Back in the 80s, I only had three of them, Cobra Commander, Cobra Commander in blue armor with the trapezoid helmet (apparently he's from the comic), and Dusty. I got to watch the cartoons but not that frequently, so I thought Duke was always the main character. I didn't even know about the comics and the original team. I also thought Snake Eyes was the bad guy and Storm Shadow was the good guy simply because of the color they wear! My knowledge of GI Joe is still limited so whenever I buy Classified, I mostly pick based on which ones look interesting to me and then I'd try to read up about who they are. To think that I made Snake Eyes cut off Zarana's arm in a little video story I made was probably something the "real" Snake Eyes wouldn't do lol!

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  6 місяців тому

      I also thought Snake Eyes was a bad guy the first time I saw him. That's what makes him so awesome

  • @chloe59k
    @chloe59k 5 місяців тому

    My brother passed down his og gi Joe's and I bought them from 86 to 90 then xmen and tmnt took Joe's and transformers spot in early 90s for me. Also mortars are used in today's military can also drop smoke but cheaper munitions then others

  • @MasterSkywalker86
    @MasterSkywalker86 7 місяців тому +1

    My taste changed as I got older as a kid to now. As a kid, my list would be different. I would say little kid me would have picked Clutch Rock n Roll, Stalker, and Snake Eyes................... But then as I got a little older I got into the comics.......and Scarlet would be my first pick (say whaaaaaaaaaaa??)) What? Hey!!! She stayed with a dude whose face did end up getting revealed, which felt a bit anticlimactic Dude he looked like a very very mild version of two face.
    But it was enough to impress me how Scarlet still stayed with him. She struck me as a non-shallow woman who didn't care about looks. Loved her in the cartoon and in the comics. I loved her in Resolute, Renegades. I really feel bad for weaving. I know G.I. Joe is getting rebooted with Transformers. That Snake Eyes movie was horrible. The one thing done right was Scarlett, and I wish they would keep her on as Scarlett.
    It's basically Clutch, Rock n Roll, Stalker Snake eyes, and Scarlet for my top five. out of those originals. Rock n Roll and Breaker were my first two. Then got Scarlet and Clutch and the vamp. This was the tail end of wave one's run and super close to wave two happening. I missed out on all the other wave one including Snake eyes. Cause I remember the next one after Scarlet was Snowjob and Covergirl just cause her tank looked cool.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Yeah,I love Scarlett enough to name a child after her

    • @eddyspurlock1299
      @eddyspurlock1299 7 місяців тому

      Man I wish someone would make a real GI Joe movie. Retro style set in the 80s like Stranger Things. Snake Eyes is a white guy who doesn't talk. Shit like that lol

  • @gringles
    @gringles 7 місяців тому

    My favorite Joe as a kid was always Beachhead. Out of the originals it was between Scarlett, Breaker and Snake Eyes.

  • @erix4erix
    @erix4erix 6 місяців тому +1

    thanks

  • @timothydrake6507
    @timothydrake6507 7 місяців тому

    My first two Joes were Breaker and Snake-Eyes. Short-Fuse was also available in my local Hudson's Bay but I didn't ask my parents to buy him for me (possibly because he hadn't been featured prominently in the comic book). It was about a month later that Grunt and Stalker turned up on a local store. I recall cutting lawns to raise the money to buy them. It was still several months after that I first saw Flash, Zap, Rock'n'Roll, and Scarlett on shelves.

    • @timothydrake6507
      @timothydrake6507 7 місяців тому +1

      Forgot to include my rankings:
      1. Scarlett
      2. Snake-Eyes
      3. Stalker
      4. Flash
      (for me, the most visually dynamic of nine original Joe who were sold separately)
      5. Breaker
      6. Clutch
      (I love the Springsteen connection--Asbury Park, NJ)
      7. Steeler
      8. Rock'n'Roll
      9. Grunt
      10. Zap
      11. Hawk
      (obviously an important character, but a very unimpressive original figure)
      12. Grand Slam
      13. Short Fuse
      Thanks for the fun video.

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому

      Good list!

  • @LandofMert76
    @LandofMert76 7 місяців тому +1

    Top three. 1. Flash, 2 snake eyes, 3 rock and roll

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      Wow, Flash that high? He would be a great Classified figure

    • @LandofMert76
      @LandofMert76 7 місяців тому

      @@DestroIsMySpiritAnimal he was the only one of the original three I had

  • @MrChristopoop
    @MrChristopoop 7 місяців тому

    I first saw original 13 on Saturday morning cartoon commercials while we lived in FL in 1982. I saw them on turnstile rack at Montgomery Wards after seeing that commercial, Rock and Roll was one stuck in my mind that night. I did not get any Joes til 1983. Some older kids in 3rd grade made fun of my friends and I on the playground for playing with Star Wars guys and they had Joes (we had moved back to upstate NY by this time). One night my parents went to get groceries and early Christmas shopping. I had been asking for some Joes and mom picked out Snow Job and Destro. I loved those figures but really was excited by the military look of the original 13. I was hooked and got a to. Of Joe toys til 1987 or so. Was detrimental to getting transformers or any other stuff that came out then, I only asked for GI toys for birthdays or Christmas etc. I really loved those toys though, and took wayyyyy better care of them than I did my Star Wars figs when I was 4 to 7 years old. I wish I had my Joes still because I kept them so nice they would be great to display now. I acquired replacements in the early 2000’s but the figure and vehicle lots were never as nice as mine (except for a funskool sky striker that was sealed and my dumb ass opened it).

  • @ScottnotBob
    @ScottnotBob 7 місяців тому +2

    Receding hair; monkey face!😂 Perfect summary. Yep; making this lot too… Flash and Scarlet have proven to be tough customs to do… ✌️🤘🇨🇦

    • @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal
      @DestroIsMySpiritAnimal  7 місяців тому +1

      Will you give them receding hairline monkeyface?

    • @ScottnotBob
      @ScottnotBob 7 місяців тому

      😂😂😂 no.
      Totally agree with your countdown. Snake and Breaker were my first guys with the RAM. I still lament the day a buddy accidentally snapped Stalker’s left arm off… He eventually became a cyborg… but I still am sad…🤣✌️🤘🇨🇦

  • @darthsmoker420
    @darthsmoker420 4 місяці тому

    I'm still needing Zap and Grunt from the originals. Of course I loved Snake Eyes but i loved Flash too