CallMeCarson Doing “the Wheeze” 2

Carson
CallMeCarson- / thebluecrewpros
CallMeCarsonLIVE- / @callmecarsonlive
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[@dawidek8237]

How to make carson laugh in 2 ways:
1. Type something stupid in his *MINECRAFT SERVER*
2. Send him a random image of a bald man

[@gabrielkellar1935]

Just send a picture of fitmc and say: mh ou u

[@funkii4]

For that second one, Danganronpa fans would have a ball sending him dumb shit just to make him laugh in such a way

[@funnyguy6387]

3: monk ey

[@kevinliebaert]

Or send him a picture of cereal when haves milk

[@azureiceflare4243]

Or just say, “What’s the deal with airline food?”

[@Jak_Extreme]

Carson: **Laughs**
My brain: *D O P A M I N E*

[@krimsonkarma8412]

**S E R A T O N I N**

[@DanielLopez-bp2xc]

**F U N N Y J U I C E**

[@owen4471]

This is the first time I've ever had a comment stolen, I feel so honored

[@Jak_Extreme]

@@owen4471 bruv,literally did not steal

[@owen4471]

@@Jak_Extremethis is literally my comment with 3.2k in the first carson wheeze vid :/

[@chxrbo]

his laugh is painfully contagious, I can't stop laughing-

[@pugfessor]

kaionthehorizen sometimes i completely ignore the joke and just start laughing because of him

[@michaelsamir3611]

"Sir please sign the divorce papers"
Me thinking about this video: *HAAAAAAAaAAAAAHahahaHa*

[@J10KDDR]

Same with Grizzy or BigJigglyPanda

[@HiItIsNotMe]

Yeah

[@Brandon-wh7rj]

my fav is at 1:38 shit had me diein its like an extended wheeze

[@makinnongoldie7184]

There’s not much that can make me laugh more than a good ol HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeee

[@olc7222]

Makinnon Goldie he do sound like train whistle doe

[@Andy-ek8co]

He dobe sounding like fucking scooby doo doe

[@fritzangeloa.gerong7315]

he do be like Michael Jackson laughing

[@vertexed5540]

*WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

[@mischathemutt]

Just excruciatingly loud throat sounds

[@seanmaxmyla]

"I never knew my real ladder"
this was indeed the funniest funny

[@luvbird5493]

*humor will be randomly generated*

[@fulanodetal7570]

@@luvbird5493 What is the best way to achieve the unexpected?

[@TiffysUsername]

luvbird, It wasn't random though... The first half of the bit was only saying the first half of a joke and "This is my step ladder" was one of those jokes. Schlatt said "I never knew my real ladder" when Carson asked for him to start saying only the last half of the jokes.
The clip definitely doesn't fit into the random = funny category.

[@user-xn5sd2sk4d]

@@TiffysUsername at first I thought he said editor and found it really random but funny

[@couldntthinkofayoutubename6498]

1:16 that noise though

[@hugi8394]

As ted would say it carsons laugh entered goat mode

[@davionnotdave]

That noise made me wanna clear my throat lmao

[@louiejonesponation]

His laugh is laughing

[@enragedcow2856]

3:33 *maximum nose elavation achieved*

[@showergaming4407]

Fkin papa smurf looking ass

[@PixelTheIncrediboxer]

He be breathing in 4k HD

[@NathanielPiscian]

​@@PixelTheIncrediboxer😂 oh my liver

[@sonder3266]

As Ted says, “Carson’s laugh has entered GOAT MODE.”

[@entertainingyolo]

Goat

[@alanduae7986]

@@entertainingyolo Goat

[@noute9652]

@@alanduae7986 Goat

[@frozenpart]

*_7:28_**_ minecraft ghast death sound._*

[@mysorrysoul]

0:13
*THE*

[@liath2433]

Im busting my lungs because of this

[@5.7adam36]

THE

[@triiodide7762]

THE

[@image_not_uploaded]

THE

[@oeggebb1801]

THE

[@jackthecoolkid1995]

Carson’s laugh sounds crunchy

[@1997DodgeDurango]

extremejack73 how could you say something so controversial but so true?

[@geraldwhiteaker4041]

This deserves WAYYYY more likes

[@tornadochaser7226]

What?

[@beznomane]

crunch

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

"Its really sad that a family can get torn apart by something as simple as a pack of feral hogs." Is genuinely the funniest thing I have ever heard lmfao

[@alastatic]

4:12
why did i hear that as mickey mouse laughing

[@ava_ruth_wagner]

c u r s e d _mickey_

[@starfall9313]

@@ava_ruth_wagner hiya pal HA HUH

[@TheInsanityBeing]

at the start I heard sonic.exe

[@uner_]

More like Sonic.exe laugh

[@camf03]

0:53 never gets old

[@anothernerd5111]

Snap that child's back

[@hamchurger4566]

Theres a point of wheeze, where he goes so high his body forces him to stop laughing for like a millisecond and the he goes into his normal laugh

[@majin444x]

omg he really did the wheeze can't believe it unbelievable

[@heldenhonig6505]

7:00 is Travis in a nutshell

[@funnyguy6387]

no he’s too big

[@erenthebombjaeger]

no he’s too big

[@Atrexiaa]

no he's too big

[@nperez9405]

no he’s too big

[@BariBone]

no he’s too big

[@boodles25]

Nothing gives me Instant Seratonin like the *W H E E Z E*

[@rustlerconsumer3703]

3:03 I heard the outro music and got sad because I thought it was the end of the video

[@H_Lyons69]

Dozy Gamer speak for yourself

[@yeetyeeterson5444]

JustMemeGod _ Yes, that is what they did

[@H_Lyons69]

Yeet Yeeterson I know I just said that because at that part mason says “speak for yourself”

[@yeetyeeterson5444]

JustMemeGod _ Yes, that is what you said, and most likely also what you did.

[@H_Lyons69]

Yeet Yeeterson ok then

[@LegoLiam1803]

7:36 I never knew my real laaaaherherher

[@DrizzyDoggo]

Travis going: but you did THEBOOBADA GO GO GO
Kills me every single time.

[@2ndsanguine]

1:16 carson was about to break the sound barrier

[@bruhbab0oey]

I’m overly joyed he’s back he deserves THE WORLD ok

[@biggsnootinabox561]

Dio?

[@deflygendehaiene8298]

@@biggsnootinabox561 xd carson is busy fighting some punk in egypt

[@nyct0phile]

YES. 1000% YES. i love this dood he's literally the only person who will undoubtedly always make me laugh, even when i don't want to. (also my name is kayla too and i love your pfp lmao)

[@sapphire4310]

wait... he's back?

[@bruhbab0oey]

sapphire yEs he just came back yesterday

[@latrellwilson5182]

2:28 it sounds like someones letting the air out of carson

[@tallguy8719]

there's two carson "wheezes"
-the actual wheeze
-that _really_ high-pitched laugh

[@codyscott7719]

His wheeze makes me wheeze, it's a never ending cycle of wheezing.

[@gerryscrudi2124]

That wheeze cures cancer

[@mrkrabsswz]

Bc of how much he wheezes can we call him
Carl wheezer?

[@giantcrayfish2866]

cral

[@ewick844]

@@giantcrayfish2866 cral

[@giantcrayfish2866]

Ewi ck cral

[@rawhidelamp]

@@giantcrayfish2866 cral

[@giantcrayfish2866]

Rawhide Lamp cral

[@GarrillaGal]

2:14 is actually the best quote from SMP Live

[@awesomemancam5758]

I wish I could rediscover 6:51
God i laughed that the Derailment so hard

[@burgerkingimpossiblewhoppe28]

Does the laugh at 0:12 sound auto tuned to anyone else?

[@dinkey4921]

This is the easiest way to get me to laugh; his laugh is so contagious

[@mon_1]

1:15 when my vacuum has c a n c e r

[@louiejonesponation]

Gee that’s a bit dark

[@spirithallowseve8790]

No, if you go to the first one, your vacuum cleaner cancer will be 0:04 on the other video

[@DylanDavis3610]

His wheeze sounds like a dental drill, saran wrap, duct tape, one of those hog squeaky toys, a firework launching, a car redlining, and a goose at any given moment

[@calevoid]

0:22 yo Carson's foot is hella cute

[@H_Lyons69]

Simp

[@livlaughsss1217]

Simp

[@kaitaylor1980]

Simp

[@MonikwithDaButter]

ok simp

[@justanegg6671]

Simp

[@Sclumsy]

2:22 i love traves

[@davidsoup1738]

When you have asthma

[@hellothere5871]

I consider it a gift to be able to rediscover something funny.

[@ewick844]

"Hey man its been a while"

[@dysonjb688]

Man. How bitter-sweet this is now

[@Lechuga360]

6:36 what video is that from?

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

The best ones are him sounding like a tea kettle

[@dauud]

it’s hard to watch this now

[@doctordycanballs]

Shut up

[@nofrbls3640]

How

[@squishyghastly8788]

*Carson's laugh has entered GOAT MODE.*

[@thanaGogical]

the shroud faces zoom is still my favorite moment

[@ltdrilldick8416]

these are gonna be a hellish couple of weeks now. these are the only things i can enjoy about him.

[@searchhistory3791]

He’s back if you haven’t noticed

[@skippybacon3257]

Carson his the god of “Making People laugh with his Laugh”

[@Keef-ck5rl]

I can't believe that this video didn't include Altrive's toilet joke

[@RocasRocks]

“when your shit on inside”

[@SPACECATIZZY]

Carson has one of the best laughs of any entertainer

[@James-thefogiscoming]

uh oh
*UH OH*

[@undersc0r]

pain

[@3fleur]

pain

[@draconicreconcile]

4:56
I'msorrybutwhat

[@vapor-sings]

"Stop it, pickle boy" has as much power as "You can't run away, Stinky"

[@eurobeataddict103]

*THE W H E E Z E*

[@dez6180]

i love carson's laugh so much..........

[@smaple6173]

Me too Doppio

[@harmakarma1557]

Music to my ears...
Also WHHHHHEEEeeeeeeeeee eeeehhhhhh haha

[@jimym__]

Why do I love when Carson makes himself laugh

[@notsynth5199]

0:08 Joker 2019

[@SlicedInThree]

"Haha moms be like d-d-deeeeez nuts bahnk"

[@smaple6173]

3:17
The pure shock in Schlatt's voice gets me every time
Edit: also 2:22 makes me laugh WAY too hard

[@FaithFul9999]

3:41 best one

[@popcorncolonel726]

He loves to laugh, I love that about him.

[@snailpocky]

there’s just something about carson’s laugh that makes me feel so.. happy and at ease. i literally can’t describe it his laugh is just so amazing i’m happy he’s feeling better because i missed this laugh

[@ivanturgenev8452]

6:00
Just marking it down so I can remember

[@liriksukun2430]

Guys, my ears are now healed because of Carson's wheeze. I was deaf, but thanks to Carson it's gone!
Ty~~ Carson

[@8IL0VEMENfr]

0:58 just put the "you died" meme after him throwing the chicken

[@michaelcullen5955]

"it's such an abstract bit"

[@ososnnwnej9595]

his wheeze is the best lmao

[@sloomy4071]

His laugh is so crunchy

[@thecrusader2784]

This comment section is actually not cancer. Can't wait for his return.

[@ethanhoffer5268]

What a great way to celebrate Carson’s return

[@Baxten123]

That first clip will forever not make me laugh. That shit is comedy gold

[@RiotOuttaTheCloset]

THE WHEEZE

[@Sheila_Chu]

i liked the part where he wheezed

[@UncleDrew1]

Sheila Controversial opinion

[@Gamering22]

Him repeatedly zooming in on the face picture and screaming in terror is the most inexplicably funny thing Ive ever experienced

[@pogwater5366]

Funny man fails to breathe several times over, friends just listen

[@logan-zu1dn]

i've never realized that carsons laugh, wheeze or not, is just filled with joy, pushing seratonin down in our brains just letting the sliver of it

[@devilninja7787]

"HEHEHAAHAHA" - Carson

[@elijones1142]

Some fear Superman, some fear the flash... but we all fear THE WHEEZE

[@arjhaymalilay4390]

Carson:sees a butt word
Also Carson:dies in laughter

[@treeman5400]

Thank you, UncleDrew. These moments are what I watch carson for and watching these makes me laugh nonstop

[@slater._.]

It sounds like his laugh is laughing

[@ahrngel]

carson’s wheezing gives my brain the happy chemical

[@ovicam8031]

I will miss the wheeze

[@oogie1331]

oh hey, it’s the man

[@AnksDilxMC]

Finally, I've been waiting for this!

[@ryanjoel530]

Carson must have the worlds biggest lungs, do u see how long those wheezes are? He must exhale so much air

[@mysorrysoul]

this is the quality content i’ve been searching for

[@ryanvincent9566]

What the video called where they’re playing that sorta Smash Bros rip off where Luigi says “That’s mama Luigi” and stuff? Around 6:08

[@417Owsy]

idk the video but the games called Rivals of Aether

[@maybejackbright1581]

"Funny gaming moments" is the name of the video

[@pantumaka89]

dude i choke with my own laugh while watching this

[@deceptivelysmallman]

half of this was probably in Best of CMC 2020 but we'll all still watch it anyway

[@slimekatz1511]

dude, thanks for making this. honestly i was crying earlier but this made things better so i could laugh.

[@benportera6951]

Any video containing Carson and Schlatt is a recipe for disaster

[@Stefanoabed05]

This cures my quarantine depression, God bless Carson from Italy

[@garfieldtheweird2193]

this video confirms carsons wheeze is magical

[@azulepirata]

I am literally in love with this man LMFAO

[@mrwhowasit4367]

“man eats a child”
“the snack that smiles back”
i have that in my recommended. very nice

[@failed_K]

Carson Laugh Evolution
😐>🙂>😃>😄>😆>😂>🤣>🐖+🐐>💀>☠️>👻

[@Foxr-]

Carson's damaged lungs.

[@codyglisczinski8680]

This is TOO good bro😂😂💯