@@Earlydoors272 I don’t drink a lot, but what I do drink I pay for the next day, I feel like if I don’t go somewhere and drink I missing out on something, but it turns out I never am…
@@glennc6421 yeah while he’s nodding off from junk. I like Artie but yeah he’s got that NewYork attitude, I’m from the greatest city in the world so I’m a chosen one .
he reminds me of mickey mantle...a nice kid from farm country gets to new york city and just cant handle it and basically goes nuts with the booze and the partying. no control.
@@jeff7764he says funny things at the right time. Make no mistake that takes skill there’s an art to it. You try being funny on live radio. Ain’t that easy.
@@jeff7764listen to a few episodes of Opie and Anthony and see how horrible Opie is with the soundboard, and you’ll truly understand how good Fred is at that aspect. Plus when he does actually speak up, it’s usually worth it!
Artie was far from an alcoholic, mostly a drug addict. He tried to play it up like he was a major alcoholic, kinda like he played up that he was straight off the boat from Italy when in reality his mom was half Italian, which makes Artie about 1/4 Italian.
I saw Richard as a pig, not an addict. In my experience, the most commonly shared aspect of addiction is dishonesty and shame. Back then, Richard Christy had absolutely no shame. And he’s pretty honest about it.
Artie outraged at Richards drinking is just muach (chefs kiss) lmao 😂😅😂 One of my 1st memories of Artie on the show was his blackout drunk in Vegas. What a friggin hypocrite 😅
Idk why but this is one of my all time favorite stern moments I just love this whole conversation Richard has no defense and his recounting of his drinking list is fucking hilarious to me
@@ubetchaslots true unless you're 1 of the millions of loyal fans that would change his work day around so you wouldn't miss a second. Obviously wasn't talking from his perspective.
5 bottles or hard booze and then 4 bottles or wine is like 12 drinks plus the beer ? Bro , you drank more in 6 hours than most people drink in a weekend
In 2001 Richard Christy joined the heavy metal band, Iced Earth as a drummer. In 2006, a man named Ernie Carletti joined Iced Earth as lead guitar player. There is an "I Survived" episode in which Carletti had kidnapped and sexually tortured a 19-year-old female named Kristen in 2003.
I don't understand why Artie is so shocked that it happened while the plane had landed waiting for a gate. Like isnt it better that it didn't happen while the plane was still in the air?
20:58 love how Howard is mocking Richard for confusing a German accent. 5 minutes before that, Howard was doing a stereotypical racist "Indian" accent for an alleged Middle Eastern person
anyone remember when they watered down those little fireball wiskeys? i drank like ten of those and was terrified to do anything because i thought they just took a while to hit, turns out it was about half a beers worth.
Bukowski wasn't really a famous writer when he worked at the post office. He got a bit of recognition in the underground, then received an offer from a publisher to quit the post office and write full time for couple hundred of bucks a month as a stipend. And even after quitting the post office and writing full time he never really became hugely famous in his lifetime. He was beloved in Europe and in the college circuit for his drunken poetry readings but was mostly ignored by American mainstream critics until after he was already dead.
He is 100% an alky… I love him but he is. I always remember Sal’s joke about Richards fear of flying. When Richard would be in the airport you could always tell where Richard was because of all the “clink clink clink…. Clink clink clink…. Clinking from Richards bag because of all the little shooter bottles of alcohol it took to make him comfortable on the plane. But this logic applies to everything in Richard’s life that’s “elective” aka not work. Well I can’t do that without drinking… that’s not fuuuuny without being drunk… I’m gonna have to drink… it’s tradition!
Richard is the greatest person that ever lived, Metal legend and Stern show legend, what an amazing life
And renowned Actor
Said no one ever
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
And prank call specialist.
@@HJ-jy7fw paid his comedic dues over "roaming charges. "😅
I will say that playing Richard's story over and over in my head was one of the catalysts to my recovery. 155 days clean!
Thats great man. Im in recovery too, keep it up👍
@@Earlydoors272 go to a meeting. Read the book. Go to rehab if you have to. I was just there. AAs great man.
@@Earlydoors272 I don’t drink a lot, but what I do drink I pay for the next day, I feel like if I don’t go somewhere and drink I missing out on something, but it turns out I never am…
Nobody likes a quitter
That’s a solid method to use… good job! 😂
“If I’m not flying, I won’t drink on a Sunday.”
Damn that is Olympian level alcoholic coping gymnastics. Peak content.
I read this with the Richard voice in my head. 🤣
@@weshonaker4650 ditto… it’s my faaaavorite
@@weshonaker4650I read it in Ethyl’s voice
3 Vodka Screwdrivers
5 Vodka Airplane shot bottles
2 Beers
4 Red Wines
14 Alcohol Drinks
All in a 2 hour flight!
That’s got to be about 20 units of alcohol. They say you burn off 1 unit an hour. So he wouldn’t have been sober for 20 hours after.
Why even combine the booze? That's why he puked. Unnecessary.
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't even drink beer anymore.. I drink hard liquor now. Richard was the funniest thing about this show from the time he got on untill now.
You’re the worst lol if you really think that
Love listening to Artie criticize people's life choices.
"There was a German wheelchair convention in town..."
😂😂😂😂😂
I don't even drink beer anymore...only hard liquor like vodka" lmaoo I love Richard.
Artie recommending walking to anyone is hilarious
Crystal meth is a great drug if you want to walk to St. Louis one weekend.
Richard isnt an alcoholic...he's just from the Midwest
Exactly
Agreed..listening to NJ Artie trying be superior is amusing...
@@glennc6421 yeah while he’s nodding off from junk. I like Artie but yeah he’s got that NewYork attitude, I’m from the greatest city in the world so I’m a chosen one .
And the drummer from Death lol
😂
Easily the best picture of Richard
You love it...
YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!
@@burdyo85 Im taking a pisss
@@kevinmcdonald951 funny thing is that’s probably not sweat it’s likely piss
@@boredapathetic ?
@@kevinmcdonald951 the picture of Richard
That's why richard is my faaavorrrrite, I'm one too😂
he reminds me of mickey mantle...a nice kid from farm country gets to new york city and just cant handle it and basically goes nuts with the booze and the partying. no control.
That’s why Kramer socked him in the face 😂
I live in Cardiff in Wales (UK) people from the country come down to the city and lose their minds. They ain't used to it.
Yup Mick was from Oklahoma the state right below Kansas lol😂
Check out the prank call from Gnarkall where Brandon Dicamillo tried to see Mickey Mantle memorabilia. He tries to sell a card shop nothing lol
@@dylankurtz8423 Never heard that one. Do you have a link?
The best thumbnail in the history of any Stern upload!
“ I’m scared of you , you fuckin drunk “ lmao
I really don't even drink beer anymore, I drink hard liquor like vodka and stuff.
Honestly its a lot easier to pace yourself because vodka is vodka. Its also basically just alcohol and water. So you'll learn how much you can have
“Yeah I crawl off now.” Fred is a genius, this didn’t get the laughs it deserved.
It did from me
Please explain how Fred is a genius? I hear this all the time but no one ever explains why
@@jeff7764he says funny things at the right time. Make no mistake that takes skill there’s an art to it. You try being funny on live radio. Ain’t that easy.
@@jeff7764listen to a few episodes of Opie and Anthony and see how horrible Opie is with the soundboard, and you’ll truly understand how good Fred is at that aspect. Plus when he does actually speak up, it’s usually worth it!
@@swisscheeseplease97he ruined more conversations than helped them
Richard ia funny because hes honest lol. I wish i had a friend like him 😂😂.
"Yeaaaah, I loooove drinking, mhhmmm"
"It's my faaaaavvvorite!!!" 🤣
Heeyyyyy
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Dude is such a badass drummer…I wish our drummer was half as good
And tugging on his Johnson 5 times a day for 10 years.
DEATH
@@terribletimes01 Super Boog!
Richard is my faaaaaaaavorite
Sick man ! Sick man on the plane ! 😅
i dont even drink beer anymore i drink hard liquor" LMAO
1:36 “…you can’t??” Haha freakin Richard
My Converse… they’re my faaaavorite shoes.
Anytime Artie criticizes someone's drinking it just makes me laugh. He's the biggest alcoholic/drug addict they've ever had on the show
Which is why it makes it even more significant
@@traviscoates6878 but he was way worse than Richard ever was. Did you see the Vegas show where they had to carry him to his hotel room?
He was very condescending towards Richard during the Sirius years. Meanwhile Richard made me laugh more with his phony phone calls.
But a classy one!! lol
Artie was far from an alcoholic, mostly a drug addict. He tried to play it up like he was a major alcoholic, kinda like he played up that he was straight off the boat from Italy when in reality his mom was half Italian, which makes Artie about 1/4 Italian.
The Plane started spinning 😭
In hindsight Artie was the last guy who should say anything to Richard...but then that's what he was paid for. Love the old days of this show.
Would love this picture blown up wall size for my music studio....its all about inspiration
Throwing up on a plane is my favorite
"so you get drunk twice a day'... "No it's kind of continuous" in other words it's ok because he's drunk all day 😂
😂😂😂
One of my absolute favorites! So funny! This and him drunk on the train with his gf. They keep removing them! Thank you for uploading!
This is my favorite.
The one where he drinks on the train is my favorite too.
This is some classic Stern 👏
Richard and artie had some of the least normal lives but they seemed like the coolest people to hang with
Richard had 14 drinks in 2 hours and wondered why he threw up
And mixing drinks as well. That always makes me nauseous. Vodka, wine, and beer.
Death 1st album is great...im just glad Richard was able to play with them ...🤘
Fuck that’s a ton of booze in a short period. The wine last is what got him.
Actually, I think the first drink got him. Lol.
2 beers, 3 screwdrivers, 5 mini bottles, 4 glasses of wine for a 2 hour flight. 😂😂😂😂😂
This is one of the funniest segments. Artie says some funny stuff. 😂😂
Artie was a hater though, he wouldn't talk like that when he was younger and thinner. Fat people get conceited for some reason.
You have to remember that it wasnt rare for Richard to sleep with the chickens when he was a kid
Artie doing everything hoping that the conversation doesn't come around to him.
Exactly, he's been drunk in public many times. Fat people tend to try to put the attention to other fat people.
Snapping turtle pie is my faaavorite
**one of my faaaayvrites**😁
"I just started vomiting on my shoes"
A *hall of fame* drummer right there!🤘
A hall of fame drinker
@@rvcklvsspor que no los dos
This is my faaaaaavorite.
I’m jealous of Mr gray hound
richards favourite is beer, wine and vodka
nice
That's my favourite comment
Whiskey is also his favorite
“I’m scared of you, you fucking drunk”
That Bigfoot barfing sound... lol!
VODKA, STRAIGHT UP! THANK YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
Richard is a genius
Artie acting like Richard's an addict. lol ! Taco Tico forever!
I saw Richard as a pig, not an addict. In my experience, the most commonly shared aspect of addiction is dishonesty and shame.
Back then, Richard Christy had absolutely no shame. And he’s pretty honest about it.
It’s so weird how Richard is such a goof yet a very well respected drummer amongst metal fans
14:52 "fort loooooderdale" LoL
Artie outraged at Richards drinking is just muach (chefs kiss) lmao 😂😅😂
One of my 1st memories of Artie on the show was his blackout drunk in Vegas. What a friggin hypocrite 😅
Anyone remember the executive from RREEF Real Estate Group who jumped on the beverage cart and took a dump? It happened.
The waitress on the plane.
I used to be pretty much like Richard here before I got sober
was it difficult to sober up?
@@alannigenda3920 yes. i went to AA, now i got almost 2 years. not for everyone, but it worked for me...
@@carbonite1994 thanks, man. keep up the good work.
yeah he clearly has a drinking problem, takes one to know one
@@carbonite1994thats awesome man, I hope its closer to three years now my dude. Thats amazing, good for you.
The hypocrisy of Artie pointing out Richard’s alcoholism 😏
Artie Lange is great but it's funny to hear him shitting on Richard about his addiction
Addicts know a addict better than anyone
Exactly. Waking up dope sick I’m sure Artie has never thrown up.
It’s called a diversion.
We speak your name, Richard.
This guy wasn’t the brightest was he? And that’s a enormous understatement.
He's actually very intelligent has a high IQ...at least thats what they say hahaha
117 IQ
Hes a brilliant musician also, cant be great at everything
Smart enough to know that if he acts stupid, he’ll get on the air.
@@rustymertz i’m not sure if that was him realizing that or the producers of the show
The whole staff has a porn addiction
Yeah, me too.
33yrs old he was doing just fine!
Idk why but this is one of my all time favorite stern moments
I just love this whole conversation
Richard has no defense and his recounting of his drinking list is fucking hilarious to me
Howard afraid of flying? Howard's afraid of everything in fact now he's even afraid of having a good show
@@ubetchaslots true unless you're 1 of the millions of loyal fans that would change his work day around so you wouldn't miss a second. Obviously wasn't talking from his perspective.
Howard is insufferable now. The Artie, Sal, Richard Era was the best years on Stern easily. I still enjoy listening to these bits. 😂
artie the slob trying to chastise richard lol
"You're the only person I know who has said they are jealous of John Madden." Lol
5 bottles or hard booze and then 4 bottles or wine is like 12 drinks plus the beer ? Bro , you drank more in 6 hours than most people drink in a weekend
Good times on the plaaannnneee
Artie the dope head giving Richard a hard time
Liquor before beer,
You're in the clear
Beer before liquor,
You've never been sicker
It probably applies to wine too
Thank goodness it was only a 2hr flight.
7:04 That freaking sound 🤣
lmao what was that, never heard it before and im a long time listener haha any details would be helpful
Artie looks like the clown from Spawn
Lol violater
Christie should've been cast in Yawn instead of Leguizamo
In 2001 Richard Christy joined the heavy metal band, Iced Earth as a drummer. In 2006, a man named Ernie Carletti joined Iced Earth as lead guitar player. There is an "I Survived" episode in which Carletti had kidnapped and sexually tortured a 19-year-old female named Kristen in 2003.
Cool story!!
And the front man of Iced Earth is in jail now for storming the Capitol
I don't understand why Artie is so shocked that it happened while the plane had landed waiting for a gate. Like isnt it better that it didn't happen while the plane was still in the air?
20:58
love how Howard is mocking Richard for confusing a German accent. 5 minutes before that, Howard was doing a stereotypical racist "Indian" accent for an alleged Middle Eastern person
Beer before liquor👉
👉never been sicker
anyone remember when they watered down those little fireball wiskeys? i drank like ten of those and was terrified to do anything because i thought they just took a while to hit, turns out it was about half a beers worth.
This made my fucking night. Wow 😅🫠
5:25 Art was saying that with Love. Like, Why Are You Juxtaposing yourself
He is a real alcoholic. Does not know when to stop can’t stop drinking until he is totally drunk and then some.
That pic pretty much sums Richard up lol
14:40 sounds here like Howard was trying to re-create the famous Jackie “cordoza Hotel” incident
Artie thinks Richard is stupid for drinking hard liquor but he was on heroin 🤔
Because saying you’re drinking hard liquor now as if it’s a softer thing over beer is dumb.
Bukowski wasn't really a famous writer when he worked at the post office. He got a bit of recognition in the underground, then received an offer from a publisher to quit the post office and write full time for couple hundred of bucks a month as a stipend. And even after quitting the post office and writing full time he never really became hugely famous in his lifetime. He was beloved in Europe and in the college circuit for his drunken poetry readings but was mostly ignored by American mainstream critics until after he was already dead.
Your killing it with these vids man.
*You’re
I love his full name… so funny to say it… Richard christy
Richard had nine drinks on the flight and five drinks before the flight.
That thumbnail
Richard's girlfriend is named Christy. So if they got married she would be Christy Christie
That was a Bit that Robin wrote for the show. A bunch of us met her at a show, her real name is Riley
@@nm7891 ok lol
Dude, you’re late to the party. They’ve been married for quite some time.
A totally not high Artie not understanding why someone would leave NYC in the winter for Florida...
I dont even drink beer anymore I just drink Vodka.
Every time Howard says “cocktails” he sounds like a douche
RICHARD IS A GOD
I dont have any move flying plans...so I won't drink
Move, eh?
He is 100% an alky… I love him but he is. I always remember Sal’s joke about Richards fear of flying. When Richard would be in the airport you could always tell where Richard was because of all the “clink clink clink…. Clink clink clink…. Clinking from Richards bag because of all the little shooter bottles of alcohol it took to make him comfortable on the plane. But this logic applies to everything in Richard’s life that’s “elective” aka not work. Well I can’t do that without drinking… that’s not fuuuuny without being drunk… I’m gonna have to drink… it’s tradition!