@@DruncleBob I don’t drink a lot, but what I do drink I pay for the next day, I feel like if I don’t go somewhere and drink I missing out on something, but it turns out I never am…
@@glennc6421 yeah while he’s nodding off from junk. I like Artie but yeah he’s got that NewYork attitude, I’m from the greatest city in the world so I’m a chosen one .
@@jeff7764he says funny things at the right time. Make no mistake that takes skill there’s an art to it. You try being funny on live radio. Ain’t that easy.
@@jeff7764listen to a few episodes of Opie and Anthony and see how horrible Opie is with the soundboard, and you’ll truly understand how good Fred is at that aspect. Plus when he does actually speak up, it’s usually worth it!
he reminds me of mickey mantle...a nice kid from farm country gets to new york city and just cant handle it and basically goes nuts with the booze and the partying. no control.
Artie was far from an alcoholic, mostly a drug addict. He tried to play it up like he was a major alcoholic, kinda like he played up that he was straight off the boat from Italy when in reality his mom was half Italian, which makes Artie about 1/4 Italian.
20:58 love how Howard is mocking Richard for confusing a German accent. 5 minutes before that, Howard was doing a stereotypical racist "Indian" accent for an alleged Middle Eastern person
I don't understand why Artie is so shocked that it happened while the plane had landed waiting for a gate. Like isnt it better that it didn't happen while the plane was still in the air?
In 2001 Richard Christy joined the heavy metal band, Iced Earth as a drummer. In 2006, a man named Ernie Carletti joined Iced Earth as lead guitar player. There is an "I Survived" episode in which Carletti had kidnapped and sexually tortured a 19-year-old female named Kristen in 2003.
Idk why but this is one of my all time favorite stern moments I just love this whole conversation Richard has no defense and his recounting of his drinking list is fucking hilarious to me
Artie outraged at Richards drinking is just muach (chefs kiss) lmao 😂😅😂 One of my 1st memories of Artie on the show was his blackout drunk in Vegas. What a friggin hypocrite 😅
5 bottles or hard booze and then 4 bottles or wine is like 12 drinks plus the beer ? Bro , you drank more in 6 hours than most people drink in a weekend
anyone remember when they watered down those little fireball wiskeys? i drank like ten of those and was terrified to do anything because i thought they just took a while to hit, turns out it was about half a beers worth.
Every sentence by Richard in this segment starts with "well" or "but" in some wacky attempt to justify his rampant alcoholism. The guy has zero interest in their advice. Listening to him talk in this clip, it's totally believable that he scored so close to Robin on that narcissism test lol
Bukowski wasn't really a famous writer when he worked at the post office. He got a bit of recognition in the underground, then received an offer from a publisher to quit the post office and write full time for couple hundred of bucks a month as a stipend. And even after quitting the post office and writing full time he never really became hugely famous in his lifetime. He was beloved in Europe and in the college circuit for his drunken poetry readings but was mostly ignored by American mainstream critics until after he was already dead.
I will say that playing Richard's story over and over in my head was one of the catalysts to my recovery. 155 days clean!
Thats great man. Im in recovery too, keep it up👍
@@DruncleBob go to a meeting. Read the book. Go to rehab if you have to. I was just there. AAs great man.
@@DruncleBob I don’t drink a lot, but what I do drink I pay for the next day, I feel like if I don’t go somewhere and drink I missing out on something, but it turns out I never am…
Nobody likes a quitter
That’s a solid method to use… good job! 😂
“If I’m not flying, I won’t drink on a Sunday.”
Damn that is Olympian level alcoholic coping gymnastics. Peak content.
I read this with the Richard voice in my head. 🤣
@@weshonaker4650 ditto… it’s my faaaavorite
@@weshonaker4650I read it in Ethyl’s voice
3 Vodka Screwdrivers
5 Vodka Airplane shot bottles
2 Beers
4 Red Wines
14 Alcohol Drinks
All in a 2 hour flight!
That’s got to be about 20 units of alcohol. They say you burn off 1 unit an hour. So he wouldn’t have been sober for 20 hours after.
Why even combine the booze? That's why he puked. Unnecessary.
😂😂😂😂😂
My new drinking regimen
Legend
Richard isnt an alcoholic...he's just from the Midwest
Exactly
Agreed..listening to NJ Artie trying be superior is amusing...
@@glennc6421 yeah while he’s nodding off from junk. I like Artie but yeah he’s got that NewYork attitude, I’m from the greatest city in the world so I’m a chosen one .
And the drummer from Death lol
😂
Richard is the greatest person that ever lived, Metal legend and Stern show legend, what an amazing life
And renowned Actor
Said no one ever
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
And prank call specialist.
@@HJ-jy7fw paid his comedic dues over "roaming charges. "😅
I don't even drink beer anymore...only hard liquor like vodka" lmaoo I love Richard.
"There was a German wheelchair convention in town..."
😂😂😂😂😂
Artie recommending walking to anyone is hilarious
Crystal meth is a great drug if you want to walk to St. Louis one weekend.
He used to ridicule hanzi about his weight too... Delusional self awareness
He's insanely hypocritical in this clip
Easily the best picture of Richard
You love it...
YOU LOVE IT!!!!!!
@@burdyo85 Im taking a pisss
@@kevinmcdonald951 funny thing is that’s probably not sweat it’s likely piss
@@boredapathetic ?
@@kevinmcdonald951 the picture of Richard
I don't even drink beer anymore.. I drink hard liquor now. Richard was the funniest thing about this show from the time he got on untill now.
You’re the worst lol if you really think that
Love listening to Artie criticize people's life choices.
The best thumbnail in the history of any Stern upload!
"Yeaaaah, I loooove drinking, mhhmmm"
"It's my faaaaavvvorite!!!" 🤣
Heeyyyyy
“Yeah I crawl off now.” Fred is a genius, this didn’t get the laughs it deserved.
It did from me
Please explain how Fred is a genius? I hear this all the time but no one ever explains why
@@jeff7764he says funny things at the right time. Make no mistake that takes skill there’s an art to it. You try being funny on live radio. Ain’t that easy.
@@jeff7764listen to a few episodes of Opie and Anthony and see how horrible Opie is with the soundboard, and you’ll truly understand how good Fred is at that aspect. Plus when he does actually speak up, it’s usually worth it!
@@swisscheeseplease97he ruined more conversations than helped them
“ I’m scared of you , you fuckin drunk “ lmao
Sick man ! Sick man on the plane ! 😅
Dude is such a badass drummer…I wish our drummer was half as good
And tugging on his Johnson 5 times a day for 10 years.
DEATH
@@terribletimes01 Super Boog!
That's why richard is my faaavorrrrite, I'm one too😂
I really don't even drink beer anymore, I drink hard liquor like vodka and stuff.
Honestly its a lot easier to pace yourself because vodka is vodka. Its also basically just alcohol and water. So you'll learn how much you can have
This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.
Richard ia funny because hes honest lol. I wish i had a friend like him 😂😂.
Throwing up on a plane is my favorite
The Plane started spinning 😭
Richard is my faaaaaaaavorite
i dont even drink beer anymore i drink hard liquor" LMAO
You have to remember that it wasnt rare for Richard to sleep with the chickens when he was a kid
This is some classic Stern 👏
Richard had 14 drinks in 2 hours and wondered why he threw up
And mixing drinks as well. That always makes me nauseous. Vodka, wine, and beer.
This is one of the funniest segments. Artie says some funny stuff. 😂😂
Artie was a hater though, he wouldn't talk like that when he was younger and thinner. Fat people get conceited for some reason.
he reminds me of mickey mantle...a nice kid from farm country gets to new york city and just cant handle it and basically goes nuts with the booze and the partying. no control.
That’s why Kramer socked him in the face 😂
I live in Cardiff in Wales (UK) people from the country come down to the city and lose their minds. They ain't used to it.
Yup Mick was from Oklahoma the state right below Kansas lol😂
Check out the prank call from Gnarkall where Brandon Dicamillo tried to see Mickey Mantle memorabilia. He tries to sell a card shop nothing lol
@@dylankurtz8423 Never heard that one. Do you have a link?
In hindsight Artie was the last guy who should say anything to Richard...but then that's what he was paid for. Love the old days of this show.
Death 1st album is great...im just glad Richard was able to play with them ...🤘
A *hall of fame* drummer right there!🤘
A hall of fame drinker
@@rvcklvsspor que no los dos
Artie doing everything hoping that the conversation doesn't come around to him.
Exactly, he's been drunk in public many times. Fat people tend to try to put the attention to other fat people.
"so you get drunk twice a day'... "No it's kind of continuous" in other words it's ok because he's drunk all day 😂
😂😂😂
Would love this picture blown up wall size for my music studio....its all about inspiration
It’s so weird how Richard is such a goof yet a very well respected drummer amongst metal fans
"I just started vomiting on my shoes"
Fuck that’s a ton of booze in a short period. The wine last is what got him.
Actually, I think the first drink got him. Lol.
2 beers, 3 screwdrivers, 5 mini bottles, 4 glasses of wine for a 2 hour flight. 😂😂😂😂😂
Richard and artie had some of the least normal lives but they seemed like the coolest people to hang with
1:36 “…you can’t??” Haha freakin Richard
Snapping turtle pie is my faaavorite
Richard is a genius
My Converse… they’re my faaaavorite shoes.
**one of my faaaayvrites**😁
“I don’t even drink beer anymore, only hard liquor”
I used to be pretty much like Richard here before I got sober
was it difficult to sober up?
@@alannigenda3920 yes. i went to AA, now i got almost 2 years. not for everyone, but it worked for me...
@@carbonite1994 thanks, man. keep up the good work.
yeah he clearly has a drinking problem, takes one to know one
@@carbonite1994thats awesome man, I hope its closer to three years now my dude. Thats amazing, good for you.
richards favourite is beer, wine and vodka
nice
That's my favourite comment
Whiskey is also his favorite
This is my faaaaaavorite.
VODKA, STRAIGHT UP! THANK YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
This guy wasn’t the brightest was he? And that’s a enormous understatement.
He's actually very intelligent has a high IQ...at least thats what they say hahaha
117 IQ
Hes a brilliant musician also, cant be great at everything
Smart enough to know that if he acts stupid, he’ll get on the air.
@@rustymertz i’m not sure if that was him realizing that or the producers of the show
Anytime Artie criticizes someone's drinking it just makes me laugh. He's the biggest alcoholic/drug addict they've ever had on the show
Which is why it makes it even more significant
@@traviscoates6878 but he was way worse than Richard ever was. Did you see the Vegas show where they had to carry him to his hotel room?
He was very condescending towards Richard during the Sirius years. Meanwhile Richard made me laugh more with his phony phone calls.
But a classy one!! lol
Artie was far from an alcoholic, mostly a drug addict. He tried to play it up like he was a major alcoholic, kinda like he played up that he was straight off the boat from Italy when in reality his mom was half Italian, which makes Artie about 1/4 Italian.
“I’m scared of you, you fucking drunk”
The waitress on the plane.
14:52 "fort loooooderdale" LoL
That Bigfoot barfing sound... lol!
I’m jealous of Mr gray hound
We speak your name, Richard.
20:58
love how Howard is mocking Richard for confusing a German accent. 5 minutes before that, Howard was doing a stereotypical racist "Indian" accent for an alleged Middle Eastern person
Good times on the plaaannnneee
I don't understand why Artie is so shocked that it happened while the plane had landed waiting for a gate. Like isnt it better that it didn't happen while the plane was still in the air?
Nursing withdrawals now that stuff is no joke
In 2001 Richard Christy joined the heavy metal band, Iced Earth as a drummer. In 2006, a man named Ernie Carletti joined Iced Earth as lead guitar player. There is an "I Survived" episode in which Carletti had kidnapped and sexually tortured a 19-year-old female named Kristen in 2003.
Cool story!!
And the front man of Iced Earth is in jail now for storming the Capitol
Idk why but this is one of my all time favorite stern moments
I just love this whole conversation
Richard has no defense and his recounting of his drinking list is fucking hilarious to me
Artie acting like Richard's an addict. lol ! Taco Tico forever!
Thank goodness it was only a 2hr flight.
Anyone remember the executive from RREEF Real Estate Group who jumped on the beverage cart and took a dump? It happened.
Artie looks like the clown from Spawn
Lol violater
Christie should've been cast in Yawn instead of Leguizamo
Artie outraged at Richards drinking is just muach (chefs kiss) lmao 😂😅😂
One of my 1st memories of Artie on the show was his blackout drunk in Vegas. What a friggin hypocrite 😅
The hypocrisy of Artie pointing out Richard’s alcoholism 😏
7:04 That freaking sound 🤣
lmao what was that, never heard it before and im a long time listener haha any details would be helpful
5 bottles or hard booze and then 4 bottles or wine is like 12 drinks plus the beer ? Bro , you drank more in 6 hours than most people drink in a weekend
5:25 Art was saying that with Love. Like, Why Are You Juxtaposing yourself
The whole staff has a porn addiction
Yeah, me too.
Liquor before beer,
You're in the clear
Beer before liquor,
You've never been sicker
It probably applies to wine too
Non alcoholics are so fucking ridiculous when they say shit like 'just have two drinks a day.' Just stop being a germaphobe Howard.
"You're the only person I know who has said they are jealous of John Madden." Lol
That pic pretty much sums Richard up lol
anyone remember when they watered down those little fireball wiskeys? i drank like ten of those and was terrified to do anything because i thought they just took a while to hit, turns out it was about half a beers worth.
33yrs old he was doing just fine!
Thats like 2 drinks spilled on himself MINIMUM. That or he pees into his mouth, which wouldn't shock me.
A totally not high Artie not understanding why someone would leave NYC in the winter for Florida...
14:46 “the Cardozo Hotel”
That's the hotel? It doesn't look bad
Where did you go in Florida?
Richard's girlfriend is named Christy. So if they got married she would be Christy Christie
That was a Bit that Robin wrote for the show. A bunch of us met her at a show, her real name is Riley
@@nm7891 ok lol
Dude, you’re late to the party. They’ve been married for quite some time.
14:40 sounds here like Howard was trying to re-create the famous Jackie “cordoza Hotel” incident
Richard had nine drinks on the flight and five drinks before the flight.
0:24 Red WOINE
That thumbnail
Your killing it with these vids man.
*You’re
He is a real alcoholic. Does not know when to stop can’t stop drinking until he is totally drunk and then some.
2:07 wait her name is Christy? So her name is Christy Christy? Lmaoo
I’m jealous of John Madden 😂 😂 😂
Ahahahahahahahahha
Yeaaaah, he’s my favoriiite
I dont even drink beer anymore I just drink Vodka.
Artie the dope head giving Richard a hard time
Every sentence by Richard in this segment starts with "well" or "but" in some wacky attempt to justify his rampant alcoholism. The guy has zero interest in their advice. Listening to him talk in this clip, it's totally believable that he scored so close to Robin on that narcissism test lol
Artie's lit!
Bukowski wasn't really a famous writer when he worked at the post office. He got a bit of recognition in the underground, then received an offer from a publisher to quit the post office and write full time for couple hundred of bucks a month as a stipend. And even after quitting the post office and writing full time he never really became hugely famous in his lifetime. He was beloved in Europe and in the college circuit for his drunken poetry readings but was mostly ignored by American mainstream critics until after he was already dead.
Every time Howard says “cocktails” he sounds like a douche
Well he is so...
Beer before liquor👉
👉never been sicker
Howard, the brightest guy. Wheelchaired off a plane.
Howard really is stupid!