How to impress a Greek girl

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[@NeemaNaz]

Coming to USA for my first ever standup comedy tour. What city should I hit? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@arsenalfan1707]

New york LA

[@NeemaNaz]

@@arsenalfan1707 coming in April!!! check my website :)

[@patrickp6932]

Atlanta

[@Matdildi]

Hahahaha 😂😜that could be true..

[@ahmadkin027imad9]

Cafeteria City

[@Redline767]

"are you British?"
"Beans"
"No bloody way mate! me too!"

[@TheStudent02]

😂😂😂😂

[@DavidW-us4ym]

Beans means

[@void_360]

​@@DavidW-us4ymBritish people mostly eat bread and beans. They include beans in everything. It's just a stereotype as i wish

[@shadykid5939]

Thats more mexican, fish and chips is more british

[@void_360]

@@shadykid5939 idk. But whenever I hear the words "breakfast and beans" it's British for me

[@reddeadnorse6989]

“Are you Italian?”
“Olive Oil.”
“Oh my gosh I’m Italian too!”

[@Chorophilax]

"Ravioli."

[@Blasphemousa]

Proud to be Italian 😂😜

[@isadiasheikh]

🤣🤣

[@Ranteray]

xD

[@RHR147]

Best olive oil is from spain

[@antoncui890]

“Are you Swedish?”
“IKEA”
“OMG me too”

[@WillMakeFriedChicken]

"Ott mein Goudan!"

[@vuvuzela4570]

@@WillMakeFriedChickenwut

[@nickv1c10us1]

Fergy fergy ferg. Forda dorda shoola dooo

[@MaestroLoafTheCommentor]

reading this while rotting in bed with my blahaj, life is good man, life is good

[@Rehmanizator]

Yngwie J. Malmsteen?

[@luisbarrera5740]

"Are you Mexican?"
"Taco taco! Burrito burrito!"
"Holy shit it's Jennifer Lopez!"

[@edwardlbc562]

As a Mexican that's offensive! Besides Jlo is not Mexican. She's something else. 😳

[@BasedRanger]

Taco flavored kisses for my Ben!!! 💋

[@zevsord]

🤣

[@nestorcastro4364]

@@edwardlbc562chill bro
It’s from South Park

[@albertandguitars]

@@edwardlbc562Jlo is Puerto Rican

[@notaethetic8063]

"Are you American?"
"That's Offensive."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@lmaolol8892]

dude youtube asked about your comment and i rated it as a 5. Btw, youtube does this when you get report on your comment lol

[@JM-st1le]

Underated

[@lickow3820]

Best one

[@spinash7864]

🤣

[@JunnyR-qw8jh]

Best comment lmao

[@chilliam65]

“Are you Indian?”
“This is Microsoft technical support”
“Omg I’m Indian too!”

[@pullingthestrings5233]

Fucking hate those morons

[@bron1477]

Oh- 💀

[@ichabodcrane9479]

😂

[@marcuscalef3688]

Llol

[@maxou.8816]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Isabella-ny6lk]

"Are you Danish?"
"I don't like Sweden"
"What no way!! Me too!!" 😂😂

[@ToastieKelly]

Danskjävel...

[@emmyjonason7252]

😂👍👏

[@GabrielHodge]

I love mine craft too

[@KingsDaughter.]

😂😂

[@7_77_.]

Why though? Because of history?

[@rabitaco4003]

"Are you North Korean?"
"No."

[@FaysalKhalashi]

The best 😅😅😅

[@FaysalKhalashi]

The best 😅

[@blakechradini7235]

Best one 😂😂

[@kor2597]

Ok

[@abunirmal2535]

😂😂

[@shrekscrusader1139]

“Are you Portuguese?”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”
“SIUUUUUUUUUUUU”

[@murshidahmad1128]

SIUUUUUUUU

[@nachorodriguez6380]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[@zweihander00]

SIUUUUUUUUU

[@CrazyGaming-zh3qk]

SIUUUUUUU

[@cheesegrease9469]

SIUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@stinkymonke3622]

"Bro i got the body of a Greek God."
"Yeah? Which one?"
"Dionysus"

[@angeloliver7613]

At least dyyonisus is the most fun. Wine? Check. Exctasy? Check. Party and Insanity? Check.

[@ambermartinez2616]

😂​@@angeloliver7613

[@karlbro7287]

This dude got the body of Pan.

[@Milkomeda_Galaxy]

@@karlbro7287 I googled and his body doesn’t look bad tho? I mean, I think this modern way of looking buff is wayyy too much.
Edit: To people not understanding me: when I looked up „Dionysus“ Google showed me a man with slight abs and pretty slim man. Not sure what y’all are talking about.

[@badoocee1967]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@famousjoel2941]

'Are you Nigerian?'
'Why are you running!'
'Oh my gosh!'😂😂

[@kl0van835]

" Are you polish?"
" BOBER KURWA"
" ME TOOOOOO"

[@Mefisto92Mrowek]

Czekałem na to 😂

[@dwrona8234]

Jebaniutki 😢

[@Vlad_Tepes_85]

Kurwa 😂

[@Dranle]

Tsch Jestesh gwadny

[@TheFounderAdministrator]

Xomik 🐹

[@Are0hEssEss]

"...."
"...."
"Omg, I'm Finnish, too!"

[@bakiciciteye_7702]

what does it mean tho

[@Raven_Moon777]

@@bakiciciteye_7702 Finns hate small talk, are more introverted and enjoy silence and I totally feel that

[@y25151956]

​@@Raven_Moon777I dated a Finnish girl. I remember before I dated her I walked with her for two weeks to uni from the dorms. I did all the talking she smiled then I saw her drinking you can probably tell the rest. She invited me for coffee at 9pm awkward people I like em

[@MYTHNL90]

Bwoah

[@TheZcarekrow]

Perkele

[@yur4kiii]

"Are you American?"
"Africa is a country."
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@005xelculotlainco]

Underrated comment

[@Ancient_Egyptian]

Lol !

[@kanishka__]

Best one

[@user-lj7di5or4g]

On point😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@danielbecannen5722]

Low hanging fruit. But yea, some of us. Spoiled

[@legallybronze753]

"Are you American"?
"Gunshot noises."
"Wow I'm American too!"

[@agmandzsitvatoroki3772]

“Are you a secret agent?”
“No!”
“Me neither!”

[@vihaankerkar1033]

"Are you British"
"Bo'oh'o'wo'ah"
"OMG I'm British too"

[@stephenochieng9712]

I don't get this joke, did you mean a borehole of water?

[@ekosoelistiyo4532]

​@@stephenochieng9712 It means "bottle of water".
There's a meme in youtube about a Brit who gets teased by his American fellow because of the way he says "bottle of water". The Brit makes it sounds like "bo ho o woh" 😆

[@stephenochieng9712]

@@ekosoelistiyo4532 a borehole of water would do just fine, innit mate?

[@ekosoelistiyo4532]

@@stephenochieng9712 Sure! 😉😂

[@topher3161]

i say bottle of water tho... Guess you people think all Brits have 1 accent

[@Knightmare2018]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry eh?”
“I’m Canadian too, eh?”

[@MisterArchie]

"Whats all this abut?"

[@UertLol]

@@MisterArchieoi ya fackin hozer, get yer thumb out o yer ass and get back ta werk

[@sandipanchatterjee5017]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry..Maple Syrup”

[@codymoorcroft1489]

hey buddeh

[@Vulcan23]

Eh buddies, just got back from the LC, got me a mickey of crown, gunna pour some into my double double from timmies, are we watching the leafs tonight? Your place or mine eh?

[@kamaltrivedi17]

Thankyou for making me smile. It's so difficult with depression. Days go by and then things like this change my mood. Going for a walk now. Thanks for the rest of the day

[@Aliceinwonderland2001]

I understand how you feel. I have clinical depression. We got this!

[@furiousfuel]

Brother, if you have a daily routine and go to a gym and you actually take care of yourself and start living your true potential.... You won't have depression (whatever circumstances you might have you can overcome it)

[@YT_Monkey83]

“U Indian?”
“Butter chicken”
“Omg! Me too!”

[@motivationultra01]

Nah! Butter chicken is more in Pakistan than in India! India is vegetarian! Come on dear!

[@MultiRen]

"Are you Australian?"
"Nah yeah"
"Maaate"

[@Mat5881]

😂😂

[@pesboi.]

underrated

[@Tanja_Vlogs]

Ha ha - I felt that

[@Nikora.Biddle]

STRUUUUTH

[@PlatinumRatio]

true blue

[@Cessnapilotintraining]

“Are you Australian?”
“ɯɐ I sǝ⅄”
“¡ooʇ ǝW ¡¡ʎɐʍ oN”

[@dragos83534_]

Lol

[@peterelmo2181]

Welcome to the land down under!

[@connormcgrath5800]

How the fu…

[@sthabisozibani]

Excuse me what in the actual f**k

[@IKSx09]

ɐɥʇoɹq ʎɯ 'ǝnɹ┴

[@Mario_1611]

"Are you Jamaican?"
"Bomboclaat"
"Backside, I'm Jamaican too!"

[@konstantinouroumidis6422]

Malaka, malaka, pousti pousti...
As a Greek I can confirm that's how American Greeks think real Greeks are.

[@TradingFeline]

“Are you Chinese?”
“Bing chilling”
“Oh my god marry me.”

[@ChiquitaSpeaks]

‘I slap you booiii!’

[@Justkillinchillin]

Lmao

[@guru8698]

Bing chilling?is this a historical or mythological thing?

[@TheBossDude4]

​@@guru8698it's ice cream

[@ambrose3459]

​@@guru8698 it's both

[@Gilloe]

"Are you Nigerian ?"
"My uncle is prince but needs your credit card"
Holy, Western union me too

[@CEDtalks85]

Ha!

[@MrLandslide84]

LOL Dude these replies are dead on.

[@anthonychavezjr4374]

😂😂😂

[@ggigdhihtg]

Stop scamming my phone nigerians!!

[@90sPotato]

Goddamn😂, I'm Nigerian but this cracked me up

[@s3ns3i19]

*Still a better love story then Twilight.*

[@user-ww5mk1nd4m]

Is it because Edward didn't have boobs like the dude in this video?

[@muriloamorim2731]

This joke always catches me off guard lol

[@VL444X]

Bruv, this is the biggest miracle ever. Twilight is playing in the background rn💀. Don't ask

[@Timeisless]

Spy X family

[@adenlarios]

"Are you jamaican?"
"Here i come I am cinnamon"
"Omg I'm jamaican too"

[@Gigachad6679]

Bomboclattttttt

[@crispypoptart4336]

“Are you American?”
“What the fuck is a kilometer”
“Oh my gosh I’m American too!”

[@swankbank]

😂

[@dudechilltfout]

"Are you American?"
"Wait what's a manual?"
"Oh my gosh I'm American too!"

[@SAMIR-de5xi]

🤣

[@phoenixgaming7739]

hahaahhaha xD

[@phoenixgaming7739]

​@@dudechilltfout we said that in Greece Too xD 😂😂😅

[@Patrick-zr8tv]

"Are you German?"
"Yes"
"Ok"

[@spade3779]

probably the most accurate one lmao

[@GoodPerson-zr7ny]

​@@spade3779 because germans have brains

[@rdhrtj3943]

😂

[@Celula002]

Ja

[@Masterchief_Tito]

Yeah why do people get so hyped up when they see people from their country

[@Mannn7258]

“Are you American?”
“Nuclear bombs”
“No way! Me too!”

[@Nicolas-ui4lo]

She's gorgeous

[@Crazytrain2015]

"Are you Swedish?"
"IKEA & köttbullar"
"Wow, I'm Swedish too"

[@Bricksthelimit]

Yessir, köttbullar are my favourite

[@sakkura9887]

I can pronounce koenigsegg

[@revolver13groundhog]

Minecraft

[@maskscraper]

Surströmming!Surströmming!Surströmming!

[@arvidd]

Jörgen❤❤

[@alphabetagamma4142]

"Are you American?"
"Did you just assume my nationality??"
"Omg, me too!"

[@AndreiSamson2]

How dare you assume my nationality 😡😡😡

[@tremendousyeet3467]

Perfection. xd

[@Saint5Jimmy]

Underrated ⬆️

[@Sylvershade]

Instead of OMG me too you should've put #metoo lol

[@chipthecomputerkatze8936]

"OMG ARE YOU CALIFORNIAN TOO?"
"DID YOU JUST ASSUNE MY GENDER?!?!?"
"ME TOO"

[@nicolo1620]

“Are you italian?”
“I evade taxes”
“Omg I’m Italian too!”

[@foodhoarder9434]

Lol, every time a good pizzeria opens

[@gamingbaffi5580]

His stomach won't let you hug him properly 😂

[@anarchiferbelial4964]

“Are you racist?”
“I’m not racist, but . . . “
“I’m racist too!!!”

[@fuxihutterer8088]

I have No but

[@definitelynotaskinwalker]

Same

[@kawikalo]

​@@fuxihutterer8088you don't need a but.. I like em flat

[@Ttttttttttttttttttoby]

@@fuxihutterer8088 im sorry to hear that, im sure its there somewhere

[@Dennis-nx8gj]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@Greek_Guy]

"Are you British?"
"Bo'ohw'o'wo'er"
"Oh my gosh I'm British too!"

[@Prince-rb3su]

din't see that coming

[@dravenplayer2856]

Hahahahahahhaha

[@AliG-fr9oj]

Bri'ish innit bruv!

[@vinayakkumar7062]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao

[@pezni3481]

Didn't you mean Bri'ish

[@B4calhau]

"Are you portuguese?"
"Bacalhau"
"WHAT, MAN SAME!"

[@reaper-mf]

"Are you Algerian?"
"Couscous"
"OMG ME TOO!!"

[@TacticalModel]

“Are you Canadian?”
“Sorry”
“OMG Same!”

[@ThESoaiBAbdullaH]

Wtf😂

[@guru8698]

😂😂😂

[@acfefo9880]

Yeah, gotta update that sorry, for new pronouns 🤣

[@nayanparmar5517]

*Are you Canadian?
"Sorry"
*"I am a comedian"*

[@kzlblue4097]

It’s sore-e for me 😂

[@prettycorpse]

“Are you scottish??”
“SCOTLAND FOREVERRRR”
“*bagpipes*”

[@finnghast]

It’s good and all but one thing to remember
Hide the crack at the end 😊 thanks.

[@bo_d_n]

“Are you Romanian ?”
“I stole your wallet”
“Oh my gosh I’m Romanian too!”

[@definitelynotaskinwalker]

"She stole his wallet too"

[@SIRebrum]

Damn 🤣

[@lukasmoschek2247]

Kurva, don't steal my identity

[@lordnicenstein5105]

"Stole it right back😮"

[@tomdefrai4169]

Neapolitan *

[@spideysense8557]

"Are you Indian?"
"I'M UNDA THE WATAR"
"Oh my gosh I'm Indian too!"

[@notsam295]

Tech support

[@user2-lx1xl]

RACIST

[@rayaan1233]

"Are you Indian"
"Samosa"
"Omg! im Indian too!

[@rippedkun]

💀

[@user2-lx1xl]

Racist

[@erebosbossbossboss9679]

"Are you Austrian?"
"HEIL!"
"Wait a second!?"
"Skiing and the alps"
"No way me too bro"

[@Cozy-Rozy]

“Are you French?”
“Bonjour”
“Incroyable! Moi aussi!”
(I’m half French, half British).
(mostly British).

[@civilengineer057]

"Are you Japanese?"
"Nani?"
"OMG, I'm Japanese too"

[@joaozinpreys]

"-Are u japanese?"
"-Gohan"
"-No freakin wayy~"

[@PierrotKio]

"Are iu japanizu?"

[@shivkumar0810]

Ara ara
Omg me too

[@draco5991rep]

"Tuturu!"
"Omg, me too"

[@no-quema-cuh]

arigato komedasai

[@EpicManaphyDude]

“you mexican?”
“birria”
“ah me too guey!”

[@eveeen7205]

"are you mexican?"
"taco supreme"
"omgg me too"

[@StupidRaccoon]

"se robaron el tanque de gas"

[@CobaltxBoom]

@@eveeen7205 Taco supremo?? You mean Tacobell

[@benjaminrobledo5466]

I'll take two.

[@vcrazy_diamond]

​@@eveeen7205gringo

[@coolnegative]

She is so beautiful......i watched this thing like 5 times.

[@noyansever]

That Greek girl is stunning ❤️

[@kimpoulsen4163]

"Are you Swedish?"
"Walks away"
"Yes they are"

[@user-wg6ib8jj5s]

Id of gone with stays neutral

[@kimpoulsen4163]

¨Walks away''@@user-wg6ib8jj5s

[@MJayyyS]

I'd have*

[@stephenmilton9998]

Nice

[@SergieXD]

"Are you german?"
"Yes."
"I'm an efficient german too"

[@lukasmoschek2247]

So both drove into the sunset with abnormal speed, lost their way caused by bad internet, crashed and bured alive...
but at least together

[@nelus7858]

@@lukasmoschek2247 before that they got married to save on taxes

[@ancient5138]

@@lukasmoschek2247average Gebrüder Grimm märchen

[@raistormrs]

@@nelus7858wait, there are other reasons??? o.O

[@ScarredMomentZ]

"Are you German?"
"NEIN!!"
"Omg me too"

[@SWog617]

You can't unsee that.

[@soccersean96]

Bro she is GORGEOUS

[@redzzin75]

"are you brazillian?"
"⚽"
"marry me"

[@BurghezulDjentilom]

"are you brazillian?"
*double jumps*
"marry me"

[@a..j3783]

⚽️ = Argentina

[@Yeb-wp9em]

"Gibe moni plos"

[@brendon205]

@@a..j3783 Nah, Brazil has more World Cups 🙂

[@a..j3783]

@@brendon205 Last time they Won....was over more then 20 years

[@chamirager1]

"Are you Moroccan?"
"Tikchbila"
"Tiwliwla"

[@Vaatwastablet2.0]

Aaaaaaqqnd then the alarm goes on and he woke up. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tinbui7202]

"Are you Vietnamese?"
"🌳🌳🌳"
"Oh my gosh, I'm Vietnamese too!"

[@IowaAisu]

Underrated comment 🔥😂

[@hoangharley4940]

Ah, a man of culture.

[@jacobrichter9562]

💀💀🤣🤣

[@trieet9827]

😅 i am confused

[@nathannguyen5896]

@@trieet9827trees started speaking Vietnamese

[@jagteshwarsingh7405]

"are you french?"
"Kwassant"
"Omg me too"

[@HansOvervoorde]

😂😂😂😂

[@sadlaw2799]

🥐😂

[@fug_momo3729]

Croissant

[@HBBatista]

Kwassant? What is that?

[@sadlaw2799]

@@HBBatista how to pronounce Croissant like the French 😉

[@normalboyinanimeworld]

"are you Indian?"
"Butter chicken"
"Omg i am indian too"

[@transferlynx6213]

That pool float 😂

[@johnmarston9254]

"are you American?"
"I have a shotgun"
"Omg I'm American too"

[@murkoffcorp4214]

As an American I approve of this.

[@wilroscampos6853]

American from which country?...there are so many countries in America

[@Supersonicspyro]

​@@wilroscampos6853you know which one lol

[@roddbroward9876]

​@@wilroscampos6853🙄

[@ryth-2401]

“are u Italian”
“I have a better shotgun”
“omg I'm Italian too”

[@Bluecollarjoe6B9]

“Are you South African?”
“Robs you at gun point.”
“Omg I’m South African too!”

[@diyema3434]

no, no. no, it's "Voetsak"

[@mid1429]

Last person i ment from thre was angry 24/7

[@GolfInHawaii69]

You got South Africa mixed up with Brazil, my guy😂

[@nectronomeflower4895]

Is that specific only to the south?

[@IntravenouslyDruggedSloth]

@@mid1429😂😂

[@profAlpha153]

Holy cow, if I had just a fraction of this man self esteem, I would be unstoppable

[@brunothebruiser]

Yes, let’s go convince the parents now. No time to wait. 😂😂😂

[@J0sud]

"Are you Argentinian? "
Starts speaking german
"No way bro me too"

[@mueezadam8438]

lol

[@Frankenstein_177]

Underrated comment

[@martaleszkiewicz5115]

BROOOO 💀💀💀

[@arpanchakraborty8306]

Damn

[@Beos_Valrah]

Hm I don't get it

[@Nyctotope]

“Are you Korean”
“Hakuna matata”
“Wow, I’m Korean too!”

[@fpeter01]

You tell me that I can speak Korean?!

[@masteryoda4296]

LMFAOO

[@kuru.piranhang]

I saw this video 😂😂

[@joshuatheunkownuniverse.2475]

i saw that video 😂😂😂 still funny

[@jonpol4848]

average american's knowledge of the world😂

[@adminjnine8499]

-"Are you Burmese?"
-"Lee lar"
-"Lee bal"

[@thehackking4419]

"Are you Romanian?"
[Steals heart]
"OMG me too!!"

[@exo4tic698]

"Are you Somali?"
"I am the captain now!"
"Oh my gosh, I am Somali too!"

[@brianrosado7211]

Hahahaha! No way! 😂

[@sanskarbhatt2467]

Lmao

[@sal_strazzullo]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tkmaytus1830]

This is gold.

[@Boss-el-patron]

That's funny ❤

[@parkercoughlin2226]

"Are you Irish As well?"
"Potato"
"FUCKIN WHERE!"

[@_runta]

😂😂😂😂 🇮🇪

[@xKibble8]

FUCK 😂

[@ThanosManThing]

"Hmmm... But maybe you are Belarusian..."

[@John-ou4rm]

​​​@@ThanosManThingAren't they more Borscht? Although potato = Vodka

[@localforeigner9528]

Boxty on the griddle 😋

[@melodicberryxz]

"Are you turkish?"
"Kebab."
"No way, me too"

[@Bryne-mq7tx]

"Are you Indian”
”I eat jolochips for breakfast ”
“OMG I'm Indian too”

[@raja2850]

Wtf is a jolochip?

[@lionjei3423]

"Are you Aussie?"
"Bunnings snag"
"Bloody oath mate me too!"

[@lochlanmcgregor998]

Thank you for translating, I didn't understand the joke until this 😂

[@Ahmad17378]

Hahah nothing beats them

[@nilesh6137]

Didn't understand.

[@valerianocosta5976]

You mozzie... Thank's for the laugh!

[@Ahmad17378]

@@nilesh6137 means u ain’t ozzy lil bro

[@V1BEZ_XD]

“Are you French?”
*eats an entire croissant*
“Me too bro!”

[@user-yk1ce8ri5p]

I'm French and I hate croissants

[@DRHellcat319]

​@@user-yk1ce8ri5pMe too bro

[@Greeneetch]

​@@user-yk1ce8ri5p Plot twist : t'es Corse.

[@user-yk1ce8ri5p]

@@Greeneetch Non non, je suis Berrichon 😂

[@chantssovietiquesetrussest2335]

@@user-yk1ce8ri5p quelle est donc cette hérésie? On en a guillotiné pour moins que ça

[@ztmorris9738]

I was sure he was gonna do the skibidi yes yes thing

[@masterchicken1648]

"Stop running, Help my bean bag is getting away"

[@Shane9934]

“Are you German?”
“Nein.”
“Oh my gosh I’m German too!”

[@kc4276]

Austrian probably

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

he's Austrian

[@Abigail_Nikolaev]

Oh mein gott

[@basharassadreal1971]

@Orçun no?

[@aneeshprasobhan]

@@basharassadreal1971 same thing

[@Filmedbymeh]

"Are you Canadian?"
"OH I CAUGHT A BIG BASS EH!"
"Omg me too!"

[@Studyfocus-wm4uq]

"Are you Indian"?
"butter chicken"
Omg Im Indian too

[@exorio2.012]

“Are you American?”
“Bald eagle”
“Me too!!!”

[@DrizzyDre__]

“Are you black?”
“I own a basketball”
“Fair enough”

[@Hurt_31]

"Are you French ?"
" baguette fromage."
"Oh my gosh, I'm French too !"

[@sstrangervr]

cheese sticks😂

[@freakinidiot2796]

Why did i say that in a french accent

[@raziel520]

Omelette du Fromage

[@warkey.6490]

@my songs 🐌🤤

[@novusnocturnm]

@@raziel520 came here to say this. XD
Oh dexter, you have such a way with words.

[@maxthompson9977]

Bro had to much Greek yogurt

[@McClintonforThree]

“Are you Jamaican?”
“I bobsled.”
“OMG I’m Jamaican too mon!”

[@SpaceQueenKee]

Hahaha preach mon 😂 preach !

[@jackorider_zero]

COOOOOOOL RUNNNINGINGNGGGSSSSSS

[@Thomas-xd4cx]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never fails to make me laugh

[@dragonking6397]

​@@jackorider_zeroFEEL THE RHYTHYM FEEL THE RHYME, GET ON UP, ITS BOBSLED TIME!!!

[@jackorider_zero]

@@dragonking6397 COOOOOOOOOOL RUNNINGSSES

[@elliotv.1381]

“Are you American?”
“Obese”
“OMG I’m American too!”

[@Sofia-jr9ih]

Wow it will be much easier for me to get a green card =D im sooooo american

[@SS-hb1xm]

Lmfaooo

[@Corzal]

*nauru*

[@ErenYILDIZ_01]

Underrated

[@bigbonk3841]

"Are you European?"
"I Surrender"
"OMG I'm European too"

[@Zaitekno]

this comment section is gold

[@nocturnaljoe9543]

True, Wolfman.

[@SOCISMAD]

You got 96 likes

[@user-zq9xn6yq1y]

Al ash I guess I know u.... R u from K....... r????

[@user-zq9xn6yq1y]

@Zaitekno where r u from? K?

[@Mariluvsyou_xoxo]

"Are you portuguese?"
"SIUUUUUUUUUUU"
"No way me too"

[@oiersarasola1780]

- Are you Spanish?
- Olé
- Joder que buena, amigo, colega. Ondavital juntos. Gora ETA

[@granata_227]

"are you brazilian?"
"football"
"oh my god me too!"

[@MatheusReisBio]

Uai, sô....

[@turinmormegil7715]

Eu chutaria alguém fazendo freestyle como sinal umiversal d eser BR pra mim

[@filipe159]

Samba, Futebol, Rio de Janeiro... Ah meu deus, eu também sou Brasileiro 😆

[@PrimeToolbox]

Paranauê

[@ricardosavagestrike]

Him: Sarapatel, buchada de bode, dobradinha
Her: me come agora 🇧🇷

[@ziggybarth5026]

"are you the Krusty Krab"
"No this is Patrick"
"ok"

[@notmrd4rk]

Patrick bateman

[@sarah_ferguson]

Was thinking of posting this…

[@mr13776]

"Are you french ?"
" élo awaryou"
"Omg I'm french too !"

[@waterflow7151]

The jump and hug 👌

[@kiyoraka3537]

"are you british?"
"oi mate run ya pocke's im not playing wiv u bruv"
"omg im british too!!"

[@stevekook-xw3is]

Pockets? He trying to tell lad to bug off? Other parts i understands well. Not British native but i do understand them.

[@drakewasaloverboy]

@@stevekook-xw3isno he’s telling em to empty his pockets, robbing at knife point basically

[@shahimagesyt]

Empty the compartments of thy pantaloons

[@koresaliva]

Underrated 💀

[@koresaliva]

@@shahimagesyt Lmao

[@joashabraham6774]

"Are you Chinese"
"EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE"
"Omg I'm Chinese too!"

[@ayz_artonex]

😂

[@Caaaaaarl]

🎶🎶
My son so dumb
Iq=21
Tried to make friends
But called him Ching chong
Tried date da girl Su Jong
She said hell no
Cuz he isn't handsome
He is so broke
Cant buy a wantung
Faiiilureee yaaaa yaa🎶🎶

[@dwillbecancelledsoon4086]

Underrated 😂

[@btd6benjamina467]

“Are you Israeli?”
“October 7th”
“Ah sheli”

[@abdo.shbrawi8320]

"Are you egyptian?"
"a7a yasta"
"a7a me too yasta"

[@63brennan]

"Are you Scottish?"
"Fuck the English"
"I'm Scottish too?

[@theragebringer4424]

Underrated comment

[@eliavi3251]

That could be Welsh too.

[@codpeyfaarmy3480]

best

[@codpeyfaarmy3480]

@@eliavi3251 and Irish

[@eliavi3251]

@@codpeyfaarmy3480 Or American