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  • @smokey0273
    @smokey0273 Рік тому +2610

    This should be titled "Dave Chappelle observes what the real world is like"

    • @jerrylong6238
      @jerrylong6238 Рік тому +5

      No, he knows what the rich world is like with his billionaire buddies, but he doesn't know what the poor world is like, that's why he trashed his own followers for booing one of his billionaire buddies off stage.

    • @sunsetsavisama1711
      @sunsetsavisama1711 Рік тому +52

      @@jerrylong6238called being a supportive friend lmao Dave ain’t ever did shit to us don’t start slinging bs now

    • @Rick-fe8xn
      @Rick-fe8xn Рік тому +1

      I know 😆

    • @Rick-fe8xn
      @Rick-fe8xn Рік тому

      @jerry long stop with the bs!!! Lying ass and shit he was at one point as well

    • @mr.triggerd.7591
      @mr.triggerd.7591 Рік тому +2

      💯💯💯

  • @ziggyinc
    @ziggyinc Рік тому +1569

    "and if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're wrong" - Outstanding statement, this man knows language.

    • @humanbeing2013
      @humanbeing2013 Рік тому +49

      I noticed it too. It was brilliantly delivered. It's so good I don't dare try to direct quote it. Just generally... after cheers for individual statements from the women in the audience and the men in the audience, he puts it together... if you have the right to choose to kill the baby, then I have a right to choose to abandon the baby... all the laughter hushes... "And if I'm wrong, then perhaps we're both wrong". (crickets) His expressions after that knowing that he led that audience the whole time is mind bending.

    • @CraZzy3n3rGy
      @CraZzy3n3rGy Рік тому +41

      @@jprprpr5823 your missing the point. It’s about choice and abortion rights give women rights but men don’t get shit.
      In that situation the women don’t have a choice since she could die. Moreover that’s rare so stop with that example.

    • @emoney6747
      @emoney6747 Рік тому +4

      @@jprprpr5823 what family?

    • @emoney6747
      @emoney6747 Рік тому

      @@jprprpr5823 she killed the family

    • @TheSpoovy
      @TheSpoovy Рік тому +16

      @@jprprpr5823 And if a father-to-be really wants to keep a baby, but the mother doesn't want it, does that give her a right to kill that man's baby?
      Every issue is dead simple if you only look at it from one viewpoint. Which was the point, I believe.

  • @alexanderfailoni1716
    @alexanderfailoni1716 Рік тому +45

    "Gotcha Bitch!" Still one of my favorites lol

    • @Angel-bs1hm
      @Angel-bs1hm 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂x2

    • @legalfictionnaturalfact3969
      @legalfictionnaturalfact3969 Місяць тому +1

      If it's not okay to say the n-word, then it's not okay to say the b word. Simple logic, sweetheart.

  • @LSD209
    @LSD209 Рік тому +297

    Dave is exactly what I need right now, a dose of humor is a great distraction.

    • @courtney4450
      @courtney4450 Рік тому +3

      Hope you’re good brother 👍

    • @LSD209
      @LSD209 Рік тому

      @Courtney That is kind of you. Yes, things are dandy, thanks. Just have been trying to solve a puzzle, well not exactly… I’ve solved the puzzle, but there’s a lot of pieces and… Well, I want to see it complete. It seems to me though there’s a change within the masses, a percentage has replaced all desire of interaction and stimulation “I.R.L.”-as they would say.. I’m not sure where they travel to when using technology as a medium, my simulation apparently only has the one dimension… Or if anyone can explain how I too can experience “N.I.R.L.”. During sleep, my dreams happen “I.R.L.”… Every single thought I’ve had.. “I.R.L…. Even if Mark lured me into his meta verse, with all that charm and charisma he possesses, I only be able to participate “I.R.L.”…🧐🤨😜

    • @LSD209
      @LSD209 Рік тому

      @@courtney4450 I went off course on the reply... My point was finding help isn't as easy as it was just a short time ago.

    • @hkstain
      @hkstain Рік тому +1

      I’m down in the hole wit cha man just Keep ya head up dawg 👌🏾

    • @captainmacruff1893
      @captainmacruff1893 Рік тому +1

      Thanks for the laughs Dave.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stangman962
    @stangman962 Рік тому +12138

    I've told my wife very directly that she shouldn't give our daughters advice on what men think or what to expect a man to think. Let me do that.

    • @Nottz4Lyf18
      @Nottz4Lyf18 Рік тому +247

      Corrrrrrr-ect! Dyu ever think though like no one knows how we feel so maybe even we can’t advise them on what anyone else is thinkin? But we can sure as hell give em the blueprints so they can see the trapdoors just in case they feel like they can fall through one

    • @TheHailstorm77
      @TheHailstorm77 Рік тому +459

      Yeah but they don’t listen that’s the problem. They want you to listen to their feelings but don’t want to listen to yours

    • @lucaknack8657
      @lucaknack8657 Рік тому +17

      Don’t care

    • @flipperflapper6682
      @flipperflapper6682 Рік тому +37

      How did your wife react?

    • @stangman962
      @stangman962 Рік тому +194

      @@flipperflapper6682 She understands! She had two brothers.

  • @iambornagain1616
    @iambornagain1616 Рік тому +3276

    “Your body your choice - my money my choice. If I’m wrong, then we’re wrong”.
    Dave, your a legend for pointing out this truth in the simplest way. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @debbyshark1596
      @debbyshark1596 Рік тому +36

      Nope..your choice is don't lay down with a pro choice woman..if you decide to..then you just made your choice!

    • @uzimakinaruto928
      @uzimakinaruto928 Рік тому +1

      @@debbyshark1596 that same concept applies to you 😑 how freaking dumb are you, women should bear the same responsibility but ahh yes accountability is your kryptonite

    • @blbreptiles4126
      @blbreptiles4126 Рік тому +108

      I mean... it's the baby's body

    • @debbyshark1596
      @debbyshark1596 Рік тому +17

      @@blbreptiles4126 umm noo..it becomes a body. But it doesn't start out as a body..that takes months to happen

    • @blbreptiles4126
      @blbreptiles4126 Рік тому +119

      @@debbyshark1596 nope

  • @asgarkhan1400
    @asgarkhan1400 Рік тому +52

    He is a special humor artist! I like the way he communicate serious topics with that level of clarity that makes you think while having fun!.

  • @markg7963
    @markg7963 Рік тому +74

    Dave sees right through a lot of things, and delivers the facts, in a funny yet logical humor that blows me away.

  • @michellec6816
    @michellec6816 Рік тому +3771

    People hate on Chappelle, but the man speaks facts lol
    And he delivers them brilliantly 😂😂😂

    • @stevensdavid212
      @stevensdavid212 Рік тому +83

      Such a small group actually don’t like his standup but they cry so loud 😆

    • @LeadDingo
      @LeadDingo Рік тому +1

      Can't imagine Anyone not liking this guys humour..they gotta be morons.

    • @polarfroge
      @polarfroge Рік тому +50

      Chappelle refuses to play their sadistic woke game. That's why he's legend.
      Long Live Mr. Nice Guy.....

    • @haiderkhan3007
      @haiderkhan3007 Рік тому +23

      Never met the “people” who hate Dave. The guy is loved by everyone.

    • @darkwhosucks614
      @darkwhosucks614 Рік тому +10

      @@haiderkhan3007 what about the guy that full on tackled him

  • @myswatts
    @myswatts Рік тому +3589

    I'm a woman and I don't see it as shitting on me! He's a comedian and he talks about everything and everybody! I LOVE DAVE!❤ HE'S THE TRUTH!

    • @christopheralmazardejesus7138
      @christopheralmazardejesus7138 Рік тому +27

      He's talking about the other group of women... 😁😁😁

    • @dep7up
      @dep7up Рік тому +45

      @@christopheralmazardejesus7138 no bro. He's talking about her. Specifically her.

    • @bobwashington4176
      @bobwashington4176 Рік тому +1

      Good! ❤

    • @89qwyg9yqa34t
      @89qwyg9yqa34t Рік тому

      Where is the value in truth when you can be a victim and therefore everybody else is the bad guy, which is justification for being whatever kind of jerk you want to be while still being the good guy?

    • @rumbatumblajambomambo6241
      @rumbatumblajambomambo6241 Рік тому +5

      Yup the issues are only the incels who think this is a life lesson speech and don't get that he is joking.

  • @danfromthesouth5352
    @danfromthesouth5352 Рік тому +42

    How the hell am I supposed to keep hiding in the bathroom when y’all got me cracking up to this man!😂

  • @ridjauhnryan6882
    @ridjauhnryan6882 Рік тому +11

    “My money my choice” best quote to date

    • @AJayZy
      @AJayZy 3 місяці тому

      Wow that speaks volumes about you

  • @caveresch
    @caveresch Рік тому +672

    It's wild how much his voice has changed. It's like he hit puberty somewhere between Chappelle's show and now.

    • @ShinzoUchihaX
      @ShinzoUchihaX Рік тому +23

      Same reason Al Pachino voice changed after godfather. It paid more.

    • @StyleOverPolitics
      @StyleOverPolitics Рік тому +110

      His voice changed because he smokes alot, smokers are known for there voice to change in overtime

    • @adansolis976
      @adansolis976 Рік тому +23

      Some people thought that he’s been cloned

    • @NicooRico
      @NicooRico Рік тому +16

      Style over politics is right. It's smokers voice. Also, the footage of younger him isn't chapelle show days. That's somewhere around half baked days. Way before Chappelle Show occurred.

    • @caveresch
      @caveresch Рік тому +5

      @@NicooRico five years really isn't that big of gap

  • @taposherabeya7857
    @taposherabeya7857 Рік тому +2255

    As a woman I support Dave! 😂

    • @barienwhite1
      @barienwhite1 Рік тому +7

      Most do Becky most do

    • @brokenland5154
      @brokenland5154 Рік тому +8

      @@emeraldmorrissette9001 has nothing to do with the comment but ok

    • @mc.girlsthatlgirls
      @mc.girlsthatlgirls Рік тому

      Cuz the racism still gets u more crédit u cant pay back ?

    • @rbx511
      @rbx511 Рік тому +7

      Im a man and I support dave 😮

    • @lyrics2challenged
      @lyrics2challenged Рік тому

      @@brokenland5154 shut up.

  • @Goofballhero
    @Goofballhero Рік тому +5

    “Chivalry IS dead, and women killed it.”
    Wow, lmfao.

  • @wendeln92
    @wendeln92 Рік тому +6

    "My money, my choice" words of wisdom that can work on so many levels in so many situations.

  • @fcarg
    @fcarg Рік тому +436

    I wish I could keep hitting the like for every joke, this man is a genius

    • @lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI
      @lIlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlI Рік тому +1

      They’re not jokes….

    • @raymondmassie4898
      @raymondmassie4898 Рік тому +2

      Funny thing is that Chappelle doesn’t really tell jokes, he relates real life and puts his comedic spin on it - much like the great Billy Connelly - one of life’s great observers.

  • @lhta9550
    @lhta9550 Рік тому +621

    Hitting our ambiguous morality on the head is his absolute genius. "If you can kill that baby, I can abandon them. My money, my choice. That's fair."

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late Рік тому

      I wish people wouldn't kill babies but sadly society has become degenerate.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Рік тому +25

      He's still a bit wrong about abortion though. The baby never gets consulted. :( It didn't ask it's mother to be a lazy sow that forgets a plan b pill is a thing.

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late Рік тому +38

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow That's disrespectful. I disagree with abortion but I don't hate women. I just wish people would be more careful when having sex and choose alternatives to abortion.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow Рік тому

      @@Frame_Late when did I say I hate women? I just hate ones who treat murder as a reproductive tool. They want to be treated as equals, a good start would be to not execute a fledgling life to spare their own ego and wallet. Why is responsible intercourse NEVER presented as an option?

    • @Frame_Late
      @Frame_Late Рік тому +8

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow I never said you hated women, I'm just saying that being insulting isn't the answer, as it allows them to claim sexism. I get the frustration though.

  • @icconductor
    @icconductor Рік тому +10

    This man is just a true human. Say it like it is, and through the rug out under lies.

  • @kellshere4872
    @kellshere4872 Рік тому +6

    I freakin love Dave. Been watching him since he had his show in the 2000’s.
    I swear this man gets better and better

  • @realistic.optimist
    @realistic.optimist Рік тому +639

    No one is hated more than he who speaks the truth.

    • @ashleymacinnon9442
      @ashleymacinnon9442 Рік тому

      Is it the truth or the truth according to sir or madam but

    • @MANTUEFLIE2
      @MANTUEFLIE2 Рік тому +2

      Jesus Chappelle

    • @harms123
      @harms123 Рік тому +5

      True!!! Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini were truly spitting fax my G

    • @kluminarysolar9522
      @kluminarysolar9522 Рік тому +4

      @@harms123 Very different, no matter what you hate someone a lot more than Hitler simply because Hitler has done nothing to you and is pass your time. No one hates Hitler more than they hate someone else they know today.

    • @rose-yeah
      @rose-yeah Рік тому +2

      Fr. I got hate a lot for saying that all men like to f minors but the law is stopping them.

  • @Samahra01
    @Samahra01 Рік тому +483

    People these days!!!! They need to understand the difference between oppression and being spoiled and having an insatiable need for everyone to agree with you!!! I LOVE DAVE!!! He isn't afraid to speak TRUTH. God Bless him!

    • @marcinlatusek9282
      @marcinlatusek9282 Рік тому +3

      amen.

    • @guyrutherford3250
      @guyrutherford3250 Рік тому +1

      Well said!

    • @anti_fascist
      @anti_fascist Рік тому

      The whole point of feminism is to get women equal rights, literally no sane woman would ever tell you that feminism is about agreeing with women and providing them for free while they just sit around the house and eat popcorn, it has always been about equal opportunities for women. Which, tbh, women have still not been able to get in many parts of the world, which most people in the west tend to ignore since they think the world revolves around them. I’m just here to tell to not shit on the entire feminist movement because it has come a long way to get women out of the hellhole. Read feminist texts before forming an opinion and telling people that feminism is about agreeing w women lmao.

    • @Samahra01
      @Samahra01 Рік тому +3

      @@anti_fascistsee, you're taking jabs at people who don't share your political views. You throw the assumptions out that the other person is uneducated, that they've never read any feminist literature, that they're hateful, that your understanding and your place make you good and anyone not agreeing with you is bad. I'm a woman of color. I've studied in many countries, I've donated countless hours of my time to helping women from different walks of life heal, break free from addiction, and find a happy place in life. I care about WOMAN and the HUMAN CONDITION more than you know, but I don't have to agree with your views on feminism yo be a good person. Its not free thinking to assume the rest of us are beneath you. I have a different approach to what I believe is good for human kind. And your reply proved my point. ❤️🙏

    • @alexglassesguy10710
      @alexglassesguy10710 Рік тому

      Amen, dude!

  • @richdars2515
    @richdars2515 Рік тому +8

    He flows through his jokes so smoothly

  • @reactor508
    @reactor508 Рік тому +4

    Dave is one of the smartest comedians out there. Seriously. Thanks Dave. Keep them laughs coming!

  • @Alex-pv4ft
    @Alex-pv4ft Рік тому +61

    The my choice bit was genius. They stopped cheering when he said 'his money; his choice'

  • @robertleslie2467
    @robertleslie2467 Рік тому +990

    I don't care who you are, black, white, male, female, other gender, whatever, Dave Chapelle is funny AF and is an American treasure.

    • @user-jd9sj1mq2b
      @user-jd9sj1mq2b Рік тому +5

      Why do you bring race into it?

    • @KebabsRock1997
      @KebabsRock1997 Рік тому +23

      @@user-jd9sj1mq2b Because it's free speech and doesn't offend anybody.

    • @brodenhauck892
      @brodenhauck892 Рік тому +9

      nobody said anthing about race lol

    • @user-jd9sj1mq2b
      @user-jd9sj1mq2b Рік тому +3

      @@KebabsRock1997 Who cares if it offends anyone if it's free speech?

    • @TheMagnumDon
      @TheMagnumDon Рік тому +1

      @@user-jd9sj1mq2b ​what gay doo-doo kaka poo fart are yall talking about? Dave Chapelle is a comedian who is both famous and infamous for making jokes involving identity politics, including race, sex and gender.
      Robert is claiming he doesn't care about Race, Sex and Gender (The three things Dave Chapelle loves to talk about) and that he also thinks Dave Chapelle is fucking hilarious and a American Treasure which is he is not wrong about.

  • @mastazenkei
    @mastazenkei Рік тому +6

    I love how he baits women into agreeing with him and then adds things they can't deny after that xd

  • @TYLOTYLOTYLO
    @TYLOTYLOTYLO Рік тому +6

    That final joke is incredible 😂

  • @Kingslayer_au
    @Kingslayer_au Рік тому +142

    I wish this had gone on for an hour. Love chapelles work.

  • @AndreaHernandez-hg7st
    @AndreaHernandez-hg7st Рік тому +608

    I'm a woman and he's just keeping it 💯 his perspective on life is unique and most of all hilarious😂 I love Chappell !!

    • @samstephens7688
      @samstephens7688 Рік тому +25

      his perspective isn't unique, it's just normal. which makes it funny af since we can all relate

    • @AAAASMAR
      @AAAASMAR Рік тому +3

      Bless your heart sis,
      he’s the greatest of all time ‘-

    • @truthfromtheword
      @truthfromtheword Рік тому +3

      Many men think like him.

    • @theoteddy9665
      @theoteddy9665 Рік тому +5

      ma'am its not unique, we all feel the same

    • @uniaguilar
      @uniaguilar Рік тому +8

      What makes him unique is not his perspective is that he has the balls to say it out loud

  • @Kaasbaas045
    @Kaasbaas045 Рік тому +27

    As a little kid I saw this man the first time in the movie Nutty Professor, after that I knew I needed to see more from him. Absolute legend.

    • @TheFrmx
      @TheFrmx Рік тому

      Eddie Murphy?

    • @Kaasbaas045
      @Kaasbaas045 Рік тому

      @@TheFrmx no dave had a standup comedy scene in that movie.

    • @TheFrmx
      @TheFrmx Рік тому

      @@Kaasbaas045 ahh I don't remember that part. Ain't seen that movie in god knows how long

    • @ahuramazda980
      @ahuramazda980 Рік тому +1

      As Reggie.

  • @alicassidy8913
    @alicassidy8913 Рік тому +10

    Dave never fails...
    Love him 🎄
    Merry Christmas

  • @billbangz
    @billbangz Рік тому +217

    Dave has mastered the art of self preservation. He had his tv show & went home, he does his stand up specials & went home. He never lets Hollyweird exploit or over saturate his self or his work...

    • @ShenryRNBSN
      @ShenryRNBSN Рік тому +3

      He just went to work and returned home to his family 🤷🏾‍♂️. I applaud that.

    • @brucefreeman4827
      @brucefreeman4827 Рік тому +2

      He knows Hollywood

    • @Goofballhero
      @Goofballhero Рік тому

      @kingdomhouse3318Is he really?

    • @Goofballhero
      @Goofballhero Рік тому +2

      @kingdomhouse3318 That’s pretty amazing. Speaks wonders about his wisdom.

    • @ridjauhnryan6882
      @ridjauhnryan6882 Рік тому

      Truly

  • @Luka__1
    @Luka__1 Рік тому +93

    This man is hilarious, the hate for him is undeserved, the world has become too sensitive in these past 5 years. No one can even take a joke anymore.

    • @stevewhiting556
      @stevewhiting556 Рік тому

      George Carlin is also greatly missed.

    • @idorus
      @idorus Рік тому

      @@stevewhiting556 is he really funny idk he seemed to just be a typical leftist who hates white people. he would probably shit on dave for his transgender jokes.

  • @firststepsscuba
    @firststepsscuba Рік тому +7

    The way he described the feminist movement, elaborated its problems, resolving these problems and thereby proposing he would be an ideal leader of the movement - just to end it all in his final genius pointe bringing us back to square one of the entire issue. A true genius!!!

  • @paolodicarlo8943
    @paolodicarlo8943 Рік тому +284

    This man will get a full series documentary on his life 50 years from now…. True legend… pioneer…… boss…. no competition

    • @irepmyselfthatsall
      @irepmyselfthatsall Рік тому +20

      100%
      cancelling dave chappelle my ass.
      this guy is pure art. some art is hung on the wall. this guy is art using a microphone.

    • @bgx3232
      @bgx3232 Рік тому +6

      I doubt it will take more than 25 years

    • @theangelwearsprana1869
      @theangelwearsprana1869 Рік тому +1

      🤔😏😇

    • @jhunt649
      @jhunt649 Рік тому +2

      @@bgx3232 I got my money on 5 years after he passes. Kobe was done in like 2

    • @nikkibarnzable
      @nikkibarnzable Рік тому

      Y should he have to wait til he’s dead they need to do one now then a part 2

  • @Goodhello369
    @Goodhello369 Рік тому

    Lmfaooo thanks for putting this together. This is one of the funniest reels ive seen.

  • @rg2613
    @rg2613 Рік тому +43

    absolute legend and the only one who has balls to tell it how it is nowadays. Everyone is so scared to speak their mind.

  • @misspbrown2566
    @misspbrown2566 Рік тому +588

    Dave's jokes have to be applauded, the audience were laughing with the acknowledgement of the truth and hopefully no complaints have been made. 💚 🤣😅😂

    • @steve6603
      @steve6603 Рік тому +1

      ... And I, as well support-DAVE...
      Now Scoot over "T"..... 😀

    • @misspbrown2566
      @misspbrown2566 Рік тому +1

      @@steve6603 extremely unpleasant behaviour, just to transfer the highlighted text in a reply. Aahhhh, ooopps!🤣🤣😂

    • @misspbrown2566
      @misspbrown2566 Рік тому

      @@steve6603 Lets agree to keep a distance online - Please be a kind person, delete your reply to my comment, so you are not hanging on to my words. LEGGO and write a direct message instead of hiding - Stars to guide your way...⭐⭐

    • @misspbrown2566
      @misspbrown2566 Рік тому

      @@steve6603 Feel better knowing one day you are sure to find real love and not need to hang onto a comment, just to feel special with highlighted text transfer to your online name. Hopefully you find they are they will recognise if you are real or f*ake. Real of f*ake, f*ake or Real.

    • @steve6603
      @steve6603 Рік тому

      @@misspbrown2566
      Most of the time I don't even look at comments
      But when I do, most assignments won and as much as two. The only thing in my comments that I'm guilty of is trying to get you to laugh or smile. My weapon has a flower in it

  • @debradale6305
    @debradale6305 Рік тому +69

    Dave is right on the money and I am a woman. Keep telling the truth because not many are doing it anymore especially those whith a media platform.

  • @johnsmith9817
    @johnsmith9817 Рік тому +3

    GREATEST COMEDIAN ALIVE TODAY!!! LOVE YOU DAVE!

  • @justice4all32
    @justice4all32 Рік тому

    So needed. This type of comedy is true and needed.

  • @mikechase2876
    @mikechase2876 Рік тому +28

    His truth through humor is amazing 👏

  • @NelsonMuntz1
    @NelsonMuntz1 Рік тому +94

    That last joke killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shadowr2d2
    @shadowr2d2 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for posting this video. You have a new subscriber. Keep up the great work.

  • @chrishanke9523
    @chrishanke9523 Рік тому +1

    I’m crying over here lol wow this is some funny stuff I love it!!

  • @lareenketchup9776
    @lareenketchup9776 Рік тому +81

    I'm a Woman. I'm not offended At All. I Love You Dave. Watching From Queensland, Australia 😁

  • @erikschoff2272
    @erikschoff2272 Рік тому +31

    We need more people to be vocal like Dave

  • @swisstrader
    @swisstrader Рік тому

    Best of the best right there!

  • @samfisher2306
    @samfisher2306 Рік тому +3

    "And now we're right back to square one aren't we"? At the end...this man's sense of humor is off the charts lmao

  • @chrish9762
    @chrish9762 Рік тому +263

    It's not shitting on Women. As a woman I laughed at most of it. He tells the simple truth in funniest ways

  • @Ealdorman_of_Mercia
    @Ealdorman_of_Mercia Рік тому +116

    I just choked on my food.. This Dave is the master of comedy. Undoubtedly.

    • @bondalero0074
      @bondalero0074 Рік тому

      Dave Chapelle is the Richard Pryor (R.I.P.) of my time that I grew up listening to on cassette; because before HBO this wasn’t allowed on tv! Dave is the “ONLY” one to come close along with Bill Burr and George Carlin(R.I.P.)!#FunnyPeople#Comedians

  • @enlilkingdom82
    @enlilkingdom82 Рік тому

    Love it!!

  • @latonyajackson5698
    @latonyajackson5698 Рік тому +2

    One of the smartest comedian to navigate these times and still be funny

  • @Thekidisalright
    @Thekidisalright Рік тому +1003

    Dave Chappelle is a philosopher disguised as a comedian.

  • @muddafaka6911
    @muddafaka6911 Рік тому +23

    "nice Porsche"
    "Gotcha bitch!"
    That joke nearly busted one of my nuts. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Based369
    @Based369 Рік тому

    Dave has RETURNED!!!!! The GOAT

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain Рік тому +1

    "or you could.....shut the f*ck up!" ahahaha best line ever!! that and "a me too headache" ahaha awesome

  • @greezythumb
    @greezythumb Рік тому +58

    The brutal comedic honesty of Chappelle and Chris Rock can't be equaled. Maybe only George Carlin R.I.P.

    • @matvei15
      @matvei15 Рік тому +7

      And Pryor.

    • @user-qe7bt9dz1l
      @user-qe7bt9dz1l Рік тому +1

      George Carlin was more gnarly than both! The name Carlin even sounds gnarly coincidentally!

  • @jgedutis
    @jgedutis Рік тому +154

    Dave isn't shitting on women. Dave is just speaking truth.

    • @t.r.2283
      @t.r.2283 Рік тому +1

      That's shitting on women because women feel like that. And always believe all women

    • @EDJK_
      @EDJK_ Рік тому +11

      @@t.r.2283 oh no he definitely is shitting on em but w the truth 💯

    • @Crichjo32
      @Crichjo32 Рік тому

      Comedy is funny because it is truthful.

    • @a.d.4536
      @a.d.4536 Рік тому

      @@Crichjo32 is that why the left is canceling real comedy then? Because truth is their enemy

    • @hillehai
      @hillehai Рік тому

      @@t.r.2283 Women*

  • @betseybowie
    @betseybowie Рік тому

    Love love love him

  • @noahheath1043
    @noahheath1043 Рік тому +1

    He got a “ME 2” headache🤣🤣🤣

  • @movieclipoperator
    @movieclipoperator Рік тому +60

    Dave is a genius, that's it.

  • @lourdesolvera6579
    @lourdesolvera6579 Рік тому +16

    Love his humor and the truthfulness he speaks !!!!!!!!

  • @jamesreynolds1981
    @jamesreynolds1981 Рік тому

    Loving every minute of this he is so correct

  • @richardross6718
    @richardross6718 Рік тому

    Lmbo!!! Oh this is so good!!

  • @eaveasea6589
    @eaveasea6589 Рік тому +141

    i was raised by a white feminist and been calling them out almost as straight up as Dave since i was a teen. i love hearing him speak this truth !

    • @anti_fascist
      @anti_fascist Рік тому +3

      What exactly is a white feminist?

    • @arecaubrecht162
      @arecaubrecht162 Рік тому

      @@anti_fascist the worst kind possibly??

    • @fin.nessss
      @fin.nessss Рік тому

      @@anti_fascist a white feminist.

    • @thomas141500
      @thomas141500 Рік тому

      @@anti_fascist probably a feminist that is white 🤷‍♂️

    • @mikek2258
      @mikek2258 Рік тому +27

      @@anti_fascist karen

  • @fallon7616
    @fallon7616 Рік тому +60

    Dave Chappelle is the GOAT 💕😘

  • @silviorenzulli3730
    @silviorenzulli3730 Рік тому

    Spot on!! LOL

  • @ibarodian
    @ibarodian Рік тому +31

    Love Dave. Love his Comedy. Can't wait for his next comedy show.

  • @Warriors4LifeUSA
    @Warriors4LifeUSA Рік тому +25

    He's hilarious and tells the truth through comedy

  • @J-jizzy_
    @J-jizzy_ Рік тому +1

    3:58 so THATS where the infamous “gotcha Bitch” came from!

  • @soledadlorquiana8464
    @soledadlorquiana8464 Рік тому

    So on point! Bravo 👋👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼

  • @pablobuono9078
    @pablobuono9078 Рік тому +36

    Imagine being the guy who shouts “yes” when he mentioned the thong contest

  • @ronrendon
    @ronrendon Рік тому +19

    "My money, my choice." LOL

  • @PatrickGriffithCUP1986
    @PatrickGriffithCUP1986 Рік тому +13

    "And now for the dismount. (cork popping sound)." He never fails to deliver.

    • @MbogaTatu
      @MbogaTatu Рік тому

      That was too f*cking funny! LMAO

  • @austindukes1089
    @austindukes1089 Рік тому +3

    Dave is a world class educator!

  • @BananaWorm
    @BananaWorm Рік тому +1

    Bro that last joke 😂😂😂😭😭🔥

  • @Saviflorpez
    @Saviflorpez Рік тому +43

    Daaaaamn this have me spitting my food across the room!!!!!

  • @redshark9537
    @redshark9537 Рік тому +137

    What I love is that there are women in this audience who paid to hear what they don't want to hear from the rest of us for free.

  • @danorama2007
    @danorama2007 Рік тому +1

    My favorite comedian by far.

  • @acmm50
    @acmm50 Рік тому +1

    I love this man 🤣

  • @mvalenzuela6739
    @mvalenzuela6739 Рік тому +117

    I don’t find this to him be “shitting” on women. I’m a woman…. And I show him to my daughters. Dave is a genius.. he doesn’t treat us bad, or “punch down” on us whatsoever.

    • @tyriekmacey5281
      @tyriekmacey5281 Рік тому +1

      Thank you sis

    • @justsayingguy
      @justsayingguy Рік тому +1

      you do know his wife cheated on him and he still loves her... if you know his personal life is differ than his comedian life... just saying🤣🤣🤣

    • @mvalenzuela6739
      @mvalenzuela6739 Рік тому +6

      @@justsayingguy I’m no fool. No marriage is perfect. This man is around models, actresses, other artists. If he NEVER cheated, and she NEVER cheated, I’d be damn surprised. They’ve been married 2 decades now… or 1.5 decades, some shit. Dave is a good man, with a brilliant mind, and a kind heart… although I will say this….. when he got his mark Twain award, his oldest son looked BIG MAD! That, or he was high, or anxious? I have no clue, but he did NOT look happy being there. He didn’t even make eye contact with Dave one time. It begs the questions of: teenage rage? Anxiety? Doesn’t like dad? Dad wasn’t around cuz he was working, so son harbors sour emotions? I don’t know the feeling, but it looked and felt like the latter. His daughter was over the moon! His wife laughed politely, and his younger son laughed whenever Dave did.

    • @justsayingguy
      @justsayingguy Рік тому

      @@mvalenzuela6739 yeah... you need to show me proof first though... just because you live with shitty people or culture doesnt mean other people are one... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justsayingguy
      @justsayingguy Рік тому

      @@mvalenzuela6739 you write awfully long for making no point... your long essay is just your opinion not fact🤣🤣🤣
      please improve yourself... it may help your daughter become decent person🤣🤣🤣

  • @aldogutierrez1097
    @aldogutierrez1097 Рік тому +13

    And he is right every single time !

  • @luisloyola643
    @luisloyola643 Рік тому

    Love this

  • @Enk64
    @Enk64 Рік тому

    Legend. 😂

  • @stevenarvizu3602
    @stevenarvizu3602 Рік тому +15

    “My money my choice” is an underrated joke lmao

  • @keylarosa5173
    @keylarosa5173 Рік тому +1

    My favorite comedian!!🤗

  • @jimlayhe4311
    @jimlayhe4311 Рік тому

    The Greatest!

  • @ChrisTintWrap
    @ChrisTintWrap Рік тому +3

    thanks for this video of the goat 🐐 I’m glad he’s back 💪🏾😂😂

  • @musical_lolu4811
    @musical_lolu4811 Рік тому +63

    I knew 3:58 was coming but still felt iconic. The audience didn't know they were witnessing internet history right there.

  • @minniebelton7525
    @minniebelton7525 Рік тому +1

    I LOVE THIS FABULOUS GUY! Mr. Dave Chapelle

  • @mauricetwilsonjr
    @mauricetwilsonjr Рік тому

    Pure gold!!

  • @mubeenmohamedshahul1988
    @mubeenmohamedshahul1988 Рік тому +23

    3:58 holy shit that threw me off guard 😂😂😂

    • @benjamin8329
      @benjamin8329 Рік тому +1

      Same 😂😂😂

    • @no1800
      @no1800 Рік тому +1

      08:35 holy shit that threw me off guard
      😱😱😱

  • @pennise
    @pennise Рік тому +4

    God Bless Dave Chappelle. He is a treasure and voice of sanity.

  • @dwork9451
    @dwork9451 Рік тому

    Nice, keep up the good work

  • @toongamer2810
    @toongamer2810 Рік тому +1

    Man will always be the goat fr

  • @puremolonlaber6674
    @puremolonlaber6674 Рік тому +4

    This guy is awesome. So much truth in everything he says.

  • @raymondmorgan5876
    @raymondmorgan5876 Рік тому +25

    2:04 . I knew I didn't wanna tell that joke. Now I don't think I can ever eat pancakes.
    😅

  • @TUGSNTINESOUTDOORS
    @TUGSNTINESOUTDOORS Рік тому

    Greatest to ever do it !!!!!