Is Java Monster Mean Bean The Ultimate Coffee Drink?
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- In today's review I try out Java Monster Mean Bean Energy Drink! Not only do I see how the drink tastes but I also take a look at how effective it is as an Energy Drink!
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Hi daddy
Have a safe and happy Saturday everyone!
you too man!
thank you good sir
TheReportOfTheWeek Same to you, but double 😀
Thanks, you too!
You too b
He matched his tie to the can BRO
Holy s---
BREH
Was gonna like but you're at 69 likes so I'll just comment my approval.
Do you expect anything less from him?
BLASPHEMY !
Calculated
This guy does 1 take. This may go unnoticed to a lot of people, but these reviews have no edits and no cuts. One seamless performance! This is natural personality and skill in front of a camera.
That in itself is amazing! I watched a video by someone recently which had so many edits it looked disorienting.
He has the most evolved sense of humor .
Rachit Korrapati he really does, dude is priceless
it kinda reminds me of my dad's sense of humor lmao
NotSnarl no u son
Sense of cringe
@NotSnarl You should stop insulting people by saying they have a low IQ , you really can't know how intelligent a person is just based on their comment or their sense of humor :)
“It’s not the friendly bean” 😂 this dude’s a legend
JMFS yes it is mate
“Do they have a kind bean one”
It’s so bad it’s funny
@JMFS it is you just suck
@JMFS when he says it it's funny
He is the living, breathing, walking coronavirus antibody
Mambo Home yawn
Ubeatcheesex what really
I watch this for comments in large part, your comment made me scream with laughter, cheers!
@namealr An antibody is used during the 3rd line of defense which is part of the immune system's 3 lines of defense. But where are antibodies from you may ask? So when a pathogen enters a body a dendritic cell cuts the pathogen into 3 pieces and displays them as a presentation on the cell's surface. Also, neutrophils (WBCs) ingest pathogens and could potentially kill them. The dendritic cell then travels to the Lymph node where the Dendritic cell connects to a T-Cell which is a cell with specific proteins that connect with the dendritic cell. During this process, pathogens also connect with B cells. After they connect, Memory cells are produced after they are activated. These then produce effector cells which produce antibodies for the specific pathogen that has entered the body. These antibodies are then transported to the site of invasion via the bloodstream and the antibodies can suppress the spread of the pathogens or even kill them. Ik ur joking but I have a bio test and I wanted to practice :)
Reviewbrah is a friendly bean
Crippy McGee *kind
No,a killer bean 😎
Reportoftheweek absolutely hopped up on Monster:
"Well, this certainly does feel nice.
I suppose you could say that my mood has been elevated."
My day has been improved and my good mood.. is immeasurable
true
My disappointment has gone and my day is saved.
No
Yes
Indeed
Quite.
Proper
4:50 this one really demonstrates his range as a dramatic actor.
Indeed
Giving caffeine to ReviewBrah is like giving The Hulk eye lasers.
Are you serious? He doesn't even do anything with the caffeine boost
This dude has a very calming voice
saifsaif45 thats why i love his podcast
i love how he leaves in the part where he poses for the thumbnail
“Do you have kind bean?” -ceo of comedy
I wish bottled mochas didn't have such an overpowering milk taste. That's the only problem with them
x511100x you read my mind
I agree they can't compare to fresh made. And a lot of times they add too much sugar.
I wonder why that is to be honest.
what you mean bro forget the milk that thing is 82% sugar
I desalination
"Shake gently"
*Shakes with the might of Zeus*
God damn it review brah
For reviewbrah, the power of Zues is merely 'gentle' compared to what he is capable of.
Reviewbrah: "Can I get a coffee?"
Waiter: "With milk or sugar?"
Reviewbrah: "Wide open, please."
Waiter: O.o wut?
🤣🤣🤣👍
drinking monster just so our lord can gain much energy to add to his power
he has the true avengers level threat
You again
Shut up
He jumped the gun, shook gently, went away, checked in, was energized then got the yawns. That's premium Saturday entertainment right there. Thank you, Reviewbrah!💙
"Quafee."
You're the best, Review Brah.
I was ready for war after he read the description on the can.
7:18 i was like wow that would make a great thumbnail, then i looked at the thumbnail.
When he yelled, he went to a power above god.
A power above himself? Impossible.
When did he yell? I couldnt fins that part
Jesus Christ is Lord
How dare thou cashier not laugh at the almighty reviewbrah's joke , they shall be *SMITED*
"FIRE THE CANNONS!!!!"
Release the kranken!
I just adore how he says "coaffee", it makes me smile every time.
The Japanese really have coffee in a can on lockdown. Boss Coffee, and Georgia are pretty good.
I miss the coffee vending machines!
Yep I like those.
Mr Brown!
@@DamplyDoo Mr. Brown slaps
@@altoxd3392 mr Brown slapped me and then kicked me out of his store...
Haven't been on the channel on a minute, but the uniqueness of the review intrigued me and I really enjoyed it!
Welcome back!
What the heck is going on here? What kind of powers do you possess to be able to speak to our Lord directly AND get a reply? Tell us the secret!
I like that drink a lot. It isn't available in UK stores and its a shame. I have only been able to buy that while in the US. Canned chilled coffee drinks here are in tiny cans. Enjoyed the review.
Your videos make me feel so safe and calm. I look forward to these reports every week. You're such a wholesome being. Thank you ❤️🥺
i'm happy to say i'm watching this while drinking coffee out of my Report of the Week coffee mug !
Reviewbrah, thank you. In a world with a pandemic, politics, depressing news- you brighten my day. Your videos have such a lighthearted humor and wit to them, not to mention they are informative, and they just make my day. Thank you.
Dude just shut up and start living already...
I love that drink how smooth it is and how I get a metallic aftertaste to it, it’s quite fitting. Makes me feel metal af.
It looks like it came from the egyptian times
Egypt is a place 🤔
@@GallowayJesse it looks like it came from American times 😤😤😤
@@GallowayJesse I meant ancient Egypt
He looks like he came from the grave
that's because he's a time traveller
these things are great, I wish they made a reduced-sugar version
They do actually make a java flavor called vanilla light which has 50% fewer calories. i have tried it and i highly recommend it
They exist, but instead of giving you a +15 stamina and +15 attack speed buff they only give you a +5 stamina and +5 attack speed buff
They do, the vanilla light. Very good
@@lilmoris1 They buffed it in the newer version (59.1.4) and now it does 18+ Speed and 15.5 + Damage which is alot better.
This guy is the physical embodiment of the "intellectual Winnie the Pooh" meme.
Your brain is rotten due to memes if that's what get from this
That reading of the cantext was truely ambitious! I could feel the RAW ENERGY!
BTW, Java Monster offers an oat milk edition as well. Not sure if they still offer it in the US. Anyway really liked this review! 👍🏿
the mean bean java is probably my top 3 monster drinks
ReviewBrah! I recently found out you can add (small amount of) salt to coffee to remove the bitterness. It won't make it any better, but it does a better job at removing bitterness than sugar.
this video is 1 minute ago
me: *i am speed*
Word of the day: Coffee-esque. ☕😁🧠💤
I love how he chose a tie that matches the colors of the can
Bang or Reign next! Reigns best flavor is orange dreamsicle and Bang has tons of best flavors, but rainbow unicorn you can never go wrong with.
Orange Dreamsicle was weird, but overall Reign drinks taste great.
Giving the Lord 300mg of caffeine and branch chain amino acids might kickstart some sort of next level Ascension that we aren't ready for
This is a throwback, energy crisis, nice.
shocked when i found out the video has got so many translations in different languages wow, this is amazing
Mean Bean saved me from many a hangover in the early-morning Houston kitchen work life. God bless you Review
he didn't invent the drink
@@anom3778 how dare you insult the creator of our universe
I like drinking black coffee and any form of coffee there is. I like these also.
You still say coffee in a new York accent, and because I pronounce it so differently in uk, I can't help but notice everytime. Cawfee ahah.
im from new jersey and i say cawfee too, how do yall say it??
@@LindsayRaeToro we say the coff part like cough
@@saskiakw1744 isnt cawf and cough the same pronunciation?? bc i read them the same 😭
@@LindsayRaeToro oh 😂 for us there's no w in the pronunciation, it's an "oh" not an "aw"
Beautiful CatRoams
Shush woman
Worked with a guy who bought 2 every morning and he'd make me drink one. Haven't had one for a while but they're pretty good when chilled perfectly.
Omg that's my favorite energy drink it's always my go to.... I like it better then the other coffee ones. Awesome that ur doing it
Cormac Atherton soy is good
he goes on the weirdest tangents i love this man
I was at the store yesterday trying to decide which Monster to get and almost picked up some of these...now I get to watch Review Brah's opinion and maybe go back.
Thereportoftheweek: Have you got any kind bean? Cashier: 😐
I haven't watched this episode but
I know that this is the best convenience store coffee drink.
I also like Dunkin donuts bottled iced coffee.
HOW DARE U SCROLL DOWN WHILE THIS LEGEND IS SPEAKING
He is the God Emperor, Saviour of the Imperium of Man
I feel you on the Giants brah
@@jammerfanreturns6282 thanks dude
I am sorry😔
oh im sorry brah
THE VIDEO IS PAUSED
4:47 I wasn't ready for ReviewBrah to raise his voice like that.
“Wide open” yes indeed yes. Order all coffees wide open from now.
Your reviews are always so informative and honestly, very special. You carefully choose your words, and you really describe important factors in the products. I love all of your reviews, however, I'd love to see you try more drinks in general.
I love your stuff, and you're precious.
You read the description in the back so well, they should pay you 🥰
I hate regular monster, but monster zero is my favorite energy drink.
Zero and Mean Bean are my top 2.
ive tried nearly all of em (originals, diet, zero, rehab, juice, etc) and i s2g my favorite flavor is the plain green can
Of all the monsters i tasted i only like rehab and zero red... but, we don't get as many kinds here in Italy as you do in the us. Maybe there's more I'd like out there!
Ultra sunrise...
ResidentSleeper22 never tried it cause I don’t like the fake sugar taste most diet drinks have
Reviewbrah i remember your video about you being insomniac... you truly are a madlad, risking your sleep schedule just to give us info about an energy drink, we appreciate your service Reviewbrah
Excellent please do more java monster reviews if you haven’t already
We are having an energy crisis
The Java Monster drink makes black out and call my self Liz. You are the embodiment of the word wonderful....xxoo Susan & Dez
reviewbrah your videos always brighten my day!! thank you for giving us consistent quality content
Please do a review on the Irish Blend Java Monster i feel it is far superior to mean bean, its extremely silky and sweet while still maintaining the hint of coffee flavour and it has enough energy blend + caffeine to kill a small child, I love em so much.
If anyone says they taste like alcohol theyre wrong and stupid
There was a glitch so the video started with brah screaming SOY LATTE! At me. I’m not mad. I didn’t hate it.
Reviewbrah the guy many girls fell in love with but nobody asked him out cause they thought they were gonna get shot down with perfection. Truly a legend
I need Brah to be a guest in Conan. They are weirdly well spoken but totally 180 from each other. Imagine the hilarity.
2:53 when the monster energy crew shit their pants
Sometimes it’s all about the early finger swipe.
Try the Moster Kona version, it's by far the best one!
Impeccable tie good sir!
Thank you kindly!
“I was asking the cashier if they have the kind bean one” I’m dying
No memory of the Monster Mean Bean? Maybe the Men in Black hit you with the electro bio-mechanical neural transmitting zero synapse repositioner. Jus sayin’
There's a few different Java monsters some of them have less milk and stuff like that. I like pretty much all of them and I drink my coffee black most of the time.
Living legend
They're not bad every once in a while. The salted caramel and the kona blend monsters are better tasting. You can get more caffeine cheaper if you make coffee yourself at home
You should make a video reviewing italian sodas made with energy drinks.
When i was a barista, people would order a redbull italian soda (5+ pumps of syrup). Made one for myself and my teeth felt like they wanted to rot 🥴
Try the Irish one, I love the Java monster drinks but the Irish has got to be the best one.
I must say, Reviewbrah has leaned into his meme status stunningly well
Monster has a lot of sugar. Combining that with coffee will probably kill me, but I would like to give it a taste. Unfortunately in my country the variety for Monster is kind of limited, not to mentioned they removed my favorite, Assault.
Swipe that finger any way you want, King.
The Salted Caramel Java Monster is the BEST, I used to have one every morning on my walk to class from dorms.
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I like monster mocha and java, if you can get it, the Swedish hot chocolate is amazing, too.
When you drink a monster java/mocha you MUST slowly rotate the can to spin the liquid inside. You do not want to shake aggressively, however you want stir the contents inside the can before consumption.
I don’t recommend shaking as it turns it into this weird foamy substance instead of a coffee, and loses its flavor.
I agree with your rating of 7 on the Java, personally I believe the mocha to be an 8, and the Swiss hot chocolate to be a 7 as well.
He reminds me of Conan a lil bit...maybe he will do well as a talk show host later in his career..what do yall think?🤔
I am new to your videos and am absolutely hooked. You are very elegant and intelligent, while also having a skill set to where you capture an audience in the most un-intimidating and transparent way.
Anybody else go back to the start if the “awouagh everyone...” is missed off? I do.
Monster paradise is my favorite.
Monster Mean Bean is my favorite coffee. Monster Hydro blue is another favorite.
Other items for ReviewBrah to review: Slab crisps, hashish, Dover sole, moist toilet wipes and Pol Roger champagne.
Oh, god
No orchestra can soothe my soul like the soliloquies of His reviews.
I used to get full on POP EYED on Monster back in the day. Then I started getting these dizzy spells. Scared the hell out of me, and I quit em. Later on I would learn there had been lawsuits for heart attacks.
Devin Paul Thats why i never drank them. My cousins gf drank them like water and had weird health pronlems from it
Well yeah. Dumbasses would drink too many, and or have existing medical conditions that choose to drink anyway.
They’re not healthy or good for anyone.
@Michael Ross" WtF iS a PrOnlEm" shut the fuck up
Michael Ross Its a new word that categorizes people who cant put 2 and 2 together. Ill leave u to it, maybe u can figure this one out on your own. If u cant though just let me know, ill be glad to help.
thank you for this review i needed to decide what drink to get from 711
When ReviewBrah said "Car Fee", I felt that
The Monster Java Irish Blend is the beessstttt...😍
Yessir! Kona Blend is a close 2nd.
We all know what the friendly bean is.
🖤
His voice is sooo soothing 🙂
ReviewBrah / James Hoffmann colab when?