When its your first time getting weed
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2024
- no real drugs were used in this video...only leaves and flowers
this is a parody
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who here is vibin rn? 😎
4 min 20 sec
Yessir
Wagwon
yeah brother fully haha
Yeah boii
‘One weed’ 😂😂😂😂😂
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Dude gave him what he asked for 😂
first part is so accurate when the main dealers out and you gotta call random ass friends of friends, of friends
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Fr
Bro fr 😂
my mum and dad smoke it i didnt have to go far lol
@@evildeed90s Tell Google about it.
Aight man, now I need a sequel of them smoking for the first time. I’m waiting on you shak 😂
giv'a man an inch, he wants a foot
junkie skit is next, he commented on my comment
@@vripscript lols yup
Fax
Middle schoolers be like
With the video being 4:20 mins, you are a legend.
I was about to something about that hahaha
dude it's the first thing I noticed hahaha
Thought the exact same thing!
Delivering the Easter egg treats in his vids! Love it 😜👍
Hahaha first thing I noticed to he really is a true legend 🙌
i remember the high school days where everyone was looking for some and it just slowly grew into everyone and their grandma knowing someone who sells 😂
for me i never found anyone until i find one, from there it was literally everywhere, every single guy had something.
@@GoGicz fr
@@GoGicz same, i was searching for 3 years, now i found someone and now i now 3 other persons
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My grandma and grandpa once accidentaly took some brownies from me. I brought them to them cause we hade some coffee and cake and they asked me "did you bake them your self? I definitly must try them" and i said "yes but they are special" at that time they already now i do edibels, so everyone on the table started laughing and then my grandma and grandpa eat them. And everyone on the table looked at them like wtf is this realy happening, the 2 most anti drug people here just eating them? I told them to eat just half of it cause it was they're first time and both where like "eating half? Why?" i said "well cause there is stuff in" and they both looked at me like i was doing jokes. Long story short, my grandma sleept for 16h and my grandpa chilled the rest of the day on the couch, they both where flying somwhere around the moon i guess 🤣🤣🤣
At the next day they both said they never feelt this relaxed in a long long time 😁
Great accents and acting as always
thank you my bro
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@@ShakTVahhh wagwan me bredrents
That’s exactly what my friend was telling me he went threw. He got himself caught to show he does this stuff, and he just pulls out vapes when people walk by, just to try to act cool. Please upload EVERY Wednesday as well as Monday. That Jamaican looked like Jeremy Lynch’s savage dad, but yeah, you are one of the best skit uploaders.
I used to think I was so cool buying sticks that probably weighed 0.6 off seniors when I was in like grade 7 😂
I wouldn’t even chop up the bud I’d just rip a bit off and chuck it into my tin foil cone piece 😂
What an insult comparing him to Jezza
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ur friend is a bad influence
@@jacobm8396 tin foil cone piece😭😭
Dude, you went from being Jamaican, to being Irish in that accent lol
Guess he’s from monsterrat
The fact that he made the video go for 4:20 is just awesome 😂
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This guy never fails to make me laugh! Keep it up mate!
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"Wagwan me brethrens" you had me bro 🤣
Shak youve got a real extended universe going on with these characters. True lore. I could picture an hour long special that is a pulp fiction-esque day in the life in suburban australia, characters stories intertwining with each. but yes im stoned rn so yeah. legendary vids
You mean like housos but better?
Psilocybin, LSD, shrooms and DMT are
absolutely life changing substances that have so
much potential to help people with mental health
issues.
I've been looking to try shrooms, anyone
knows where can I acquire some?
Yes,dr.lucasmushrooms
My first experience with shrooms cleared
my mind and I started seeing the world on a
whole new level
Is he on Instagram?
Yes,dr.lucasmushrooms
I was rolling a blunt while watching this and after you said "how are we gonna smoke this" i wanted to pass my blunt to u for a sec💀
it's crazy that you acted all roles and it's still looked smooth af!! Dude, you're a great actor for real
Wasn't until half way through I realised it was the same dude! I thought they were just twins or brothers haha
I love how the Jamaican sounds half Irish for some reason.
Why is this shit so accurate 🤣 from the other person getting mad to the the sacredness of the dude buying
Looks like someone’s been watching the inbetweeners😂
Literally exactly what I thought ahahahah
the jamaican got me dead accruate af🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was expecting the Jamaican rasta to be an undercover cop but anyways, nice video
he is, he gets it free from the people he confiscates it off then sells it
When I saw how long the video lasted I just smiled and chuckled.
If he is an undercover cop, then he deserves a promotion,
coz that's outstanding😂😂
ShakTV you deserve so many more subscribers than what you have. These videos are hilarious! Thanks for giving us the laughter mate! Take care.
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LoL I remember when I was like the Jamaican guy. Some teenagers were showing up late as hell and they were like $15 short of the agreed amount. I got so annoyed while I was waiting for them that I just walked into a store and stole a flower of broccoli, wrapped it in a piece of plastic and sold that to them little shits xD
Doubt that happened
@@cjcharles1825 I doubt you have been outside let alone in the weed business ever in your life XD What makes you think this is so unlikely? Get a life outside the internet and you'll realize shit actually happens out there kid.
@@despawningenemy420 Bro no one would ever think broccoli is weed
@@despawningenemy420 And I’m actually outside smoking a joint rn
@@cjcharles1825 Only an inexperienced kid would announce "im smoking a joint right now" like that. And ofc you're outside. You can't smoke indoors because otherwise your mom would catch you and beat your ass hahah xDD
The pineapple express reference with the phone breaking was funny af
This man's Jamaican character or was ong accurate lmfao can u make sum more bud based memes pls or maybe do a sequel skit of them gettin the Jamaican dealer to roll their Zoot before the party (and then goin to the party) lol idk but keep it up fam
The first time I bought weed I smoked with them and I was high as hell trying to ride my bike home with a big bag of weed in my pocket smelling strong af lmao I swear my fov was turned up I was so stoned funny video
U smoked with ur plug?
@@Paulshuntz yeah I knew him from school we were cool
I had the same experience!
@@Paulshuntz U don't?
@@ihakker1416 good times lol
for the love of christ please have a part 2 with this trio, when its your first time smoking weed?
How in the hell did y'all manage to hit the nail so hard, this is so fucking accurate and i was pleasantly suprised that the jamaica guy actually wasnt undercover!
Well good video, props for coming up with this shit!
I love how it ends at 420 and you know what 420 means
A friend with weed
Is a friend indeed
i love how you made the video 4 mins 20 secs its was really funny btw keep up the good work
How to find weed
Step 1 - Show up to random busy Skate Park
Step 2 - Done
You know it’s good when the start of the video is the most replayed part, I replayed straight back to the start haha
I remember being super anxious while buying my first gram of w33d
Sounds like your a pussy little bitch who is scared to ask for ketchup at burger King(imma beat my dick to the thought of you)
@@pineappleman7914 what the fuck
One jay bag of dandelions please
🌼
As a fellow Australian and a Sydneysider this is so cool and accents hit different all the time and I know some filming locations
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He uses the same locations in patterns it’s not hard if u know where to look
@Petemonk-qr7fl 😂
As a stoner I'm proud when people point me out with my stereotypes makes it easy for those in need of a friend or chill vibes to find me. Vibes follow vibes
4:20 long
Absolute bloody legend..
The video goes for exactly 4:20.... Coincidence? I think not ... I like it
You're so lucky to be getting petals on your buy, your presence must really command respect. I've been going to that guy for years and mines just stem.
the Jamaican guy was super funny, and the "1 weed request" was funny as well
Pretty funny bro. Should make a video of them trying to make a bong outta a gaterade bottle and a garden hose they chopped from someone's front yard. Used to hate coming outside to the front yard and find pricks pinching my garden hose using scissors
If this took place in America that could’ve legit be an undercover cop XD I think the skit wouldn’t been funnier if it was
video's 4:20 mins long too, 69 likes, perfect vid mate
this video is soooooo fucking hilarius dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂 love it!
I was sitting on my dealers couch and the landlord knocked on the door I hid his stash under the couch cushion before he came in and the landlord sat down on the stash and discussed the rent for twenty minutes before leaving and I told the dealer that he had been saved . He gave me a free quarter sack and some hash lol 😂
More junkie skit
Also love how the video is 4.20 long
next video the favorites return
makes me laugh everytime. Keep up the good work.
I do not find anything funny about it at all. I've lost friends to drug overdoses and comas as a result of other people doing stupid shit like this ... it's a great way to get hurt or arrested.
@@RoughJustice2k18 u cant even overdose off of weed brah😂😂
reminds me of the inbetweeners when jay lies about his supplier going to afghanistan
I love how you put a little flower in the baggie lol😂
20 a gram is crazy
cuh thats standard
A realistic & relatable skit, well done
hold upppp
The Jamaican person had me crying. My gruncle is Jamaican smokes weed and acts and looks just like that. So it’s accurate.😂
Great Video m8 every time you upload you make my day so much better
This is very similar to the Inbetweeners sketch 👀
Very well done, this one deserves the views!
Bro that Jamaican thing.. It's just getting better!
Ah, yeah. The dandelion strain. Pure medicinal!
HAHA and its 4:20 long well played sir :)
a nice touch haha
I can't say this is relatable because my first time i knew exactly what to do, but ended up vaccuming the driverway anyways😂😂
The fact that this video is four minutes and twenty one second aggravates me
he fucking apologized for the interruption of the vibe. thats fucking insanely gentle of him, he knows the highflyers
😃😃
please imagine how gentle: 👉😩👈
I always loved your videos, & this Is probably my favourite so far, Keep Going! keep up the good work man!
I don’t know but my cats first time was when I first got Bobby my cat he always looks stoned as F same with my other cats it’s funny as hell
No 1 knows who tf bobby is 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Wtf are you talking about
@@ritxual-8719 bruh read my comment delinquent I said no 1 knows who bobby is which I’m fucking sure I’m right
@@myix.mp4990 if he says same with my other cat hes referring to his cat bruh
@@RiggedW do you know bobbys personality do you know a cats personality? Do you know who Bobby is? Do you know the cats Characteristic? Didnt think so
I just Noticed The video is 4:20 minutes long lol!
I've not heard someone call another man a flop for years, holy nostalgia lol
The vibe is to smell the leaves and flowers 🌸🍃
P. S.
You can almost be a Jamaican rapper 😍😍 a must see! 🤣🤣
Love that you made that exactly 4.20 long please tell me thats not a coincidence.
man, my first time smoking I only got invited because they knew I was good with tools and they didn't have anything to smoke out of. I made a bong out of a 2 liter bottle, a pen, some tape and tinfoil. not a great smoke but I was a dumb kid.
I was like wait that's not weed, then i realized oooow its a frkn skit
I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail.
Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I've come across in my life, and I'm definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul, and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state, I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on, gotta move on, as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational, it shares it vast wisdom with all of us, and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor.
The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42 .I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I've come across in my life, and I'm definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul, and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state, I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on, gotta move on, as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational, it shares it vast wisdom with all of us, and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on cat. hail cat. hail cat. The dancing cat, This made me tear up. How could such a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this dancing cat. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can't believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can't forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can't be called a tilm, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible tor most. It beautitully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Cat dancing has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I've come across in my life, and I'm definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece, I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul, and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state, I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on, gotta move on, as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational, it shares it vast wisdom with all of us, and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could a cat do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the cat dances, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.
yes
See this is what happens when you smoke too much
Bro wrote a whole novel 🤣
What is going on here
Your vids are really good bro, seriously.
I enjoy watching them after a shit day lol puts a smile on me face :)
I’m tripping out on that rastamaan 😂😂 craaaakup bro
this is almost exactly what i was like
As someone who has never done weed, I can confirm this is true.
How can you say it's true if you've never smoked
@@justavibe3980 🤓
“Done weed” 🤓
@@justavibe3980 it's a joke dumbass
How can the comments section be so dumb omg I made a joke chill out
Whatever you're about to say, don't. Please. Spare us the suffering.
I have never had weed, planning on using it though.
Say “never smoked weed” or else u look stupid
@@Paulshuntz no, deal with it.
The fact you times the video to be exactly 4:20 is hilarious
the odds of this video being 4mins 20 secs
U did that Time on purpose ay?
😎😎
I first smoked when I was around 12 years old. My friends were already high, but I didn't feel anything, so I kept inhaling more like an addict who was deprived of dope for too long, hoping to experience the same. Suddenly, the buzz hit me like a truck, and I struggled to keep my cool. Meanwhile, my friends declared it was time to go home and decided to go for a short run to recover. I started running after them, but I became increasingly sluggish. My ears started ringing, I crouched, saw a bright light at the end of the road, then everything went black. I had a vivid dream about lying in the most comfortable bed in the world, and then woke up with my friends holding me like a sleeping beauty, one of them slapping my face. It turned out that I had passed out from hypoxia and the bright light was an approaching car. They thought I had died and quickly dragged me off the road, considering calling an ambulance while desperately trying to wake me up.
12 years! ur parents must have killed u if they found out
@@aumpamrar368 Hahah true, that's what they would've done had they found out, but fortunately they didn't ;D
@@anatolydyatlov963 bro u gotta stop
@@aumpamrar368 Thanks, man. But don't worry about it. Long story short, as a teenager, I only smoked occasionally, about once a month or even less. After turning 20 and getting a job as a software developer, I began growing my own plants and vaping about 1-2 grams almost every single day. I continued this for the next four years, but I started noticing a decline in my cognitive abilities. That's why I abruptly stopped and drastically changed my lifestyle. Since then, I haven't touched it. I also stopped drinking alcohol, started exercising and taking a bunch of supplements to support cognition like Omega-3, Lion's Mane, Ginkgo Biloba, Gotu Kola, Ashwagandha, and many, many more. I'm now 28, and I feel like I'm in excellent physical and mental shape.
@@anatolydyatlov963 good for you man
I appreciate the length of this video. absolute perfection.
This was fken amazing and 4:20 minute video hahaha gold!
The dealer got caught! 😂that shit hit me
30 years ago when starting out, I smoked my fair share of grass clippings. It was sold as 'Mulch' and us first time teenage youngsters bought it hook line and sinker. I found out years later what it was...and In our defense the grass clippings were mixed with actual canna leaf and tips....so it did get us half high 😅
3:13 the bug on his hood be like i want some off that jamaican too
this is the best jamaican accent ive ever heard from an aussie
The thumbnail reminds me of that one time i decided to buy a gram off some random ass dude and all i got was literally kitchen spices in a bag...
And the time of the vid is 420 😂
a dandilion in a bag.
love how the vids 4:20 long 🤣
U be on the floor laughing eating chocolate and won’t remember what your watching or listening too
Y'know this got me thinking, we all knew that one guy who would sell some random plant to gullible kids and say it's weed, but I've never met someone who's admitted to buying fake weed
the lenght conviniently being 4 minutes and 20 seconds
Bumberclarke had me dying y'all
Shak can really do it all
As a jamaican this shit was hilarious dude 😂
I could tell that you were Australian after hearing just one piece of dialogue at the beginning which was a question.
This vid takes talking to urself to whole new level
I was waitin' for the Jamaica man to pull out a gun and badge after giving that bag over, disappointed.