The pee blob is growing. Humanity is doomed.
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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I love how charborg went from intentionally looking like a 30 yr old truck driver to looking like he could be in a twilight novel
Okay so I’m not the only one who thinks he looks handsome in piss yellow?? 😂 I think it’s the hair and shirt too lmao
@@MortusSweetpiss is his colour, it seems
Little man is 29 now btw!!! He’s almost able to finally reach his goal of being the 30 year old truck driver
@@CanItTookann 🎶 yellow is the color of his energy 🎶
the coloration makes his hair look more full, including his eyebrows and eyelashes, even making it look like he has mascara or eyeliner on or something, and probably also making his complexion look more smooth so his skin just looks nicer. my best guess
From now on I'm describing my life as a pee-based survival game.
How is your life a pee-based survival game?
@@Minecraftforlife99I try not to die and I must pee as a rule to continue playing. You know the rules and so do I.
@@b_but_not_2bwhat is you daily routine
@@wplayztghnot op but probably pee
@@quantumblur_3145 what is your skincare routine
Glad to see that Charborg is enjoying his vacation in Mexico
underrated
Funny because it's actually Florida lmao
@@nottherealsockthey mean when movies are "set in mexico" they just add a sepia or yellow/orange filter for some reason. As if everything is a different color there 😂
@@whitehuayrayeah especially in breaking bad for some reason
when i went to mexico i was yellow
charborg talking about his piss misadventures in the casino bathroom while being high is not a thing i knew i needed
shit sounds like something daniel larson would do
*pissadventures
@@MoGumbo_ no matter where i go i cant escape that little fuckers name
how many times has he assured us he does not do drugs
@@blairdactylhow am I supposed to enjoy my favorite streamers if they don't do drugs? 😢
Charborg never fails to make me writhe around in immense pain
Charborg never fails to make us edge
@@frankfooter5219 Charborg never fails to edge us for 100s of hours at a time
charborg made me loose NNN
Charbussy
relatable
That start fucking destroyed me, the cockroach fr said "Man I don't want to do this no more"
No, that was a baby mouse.
@@yomatasaki true, my fault.
Twlight novel comment section was full. But dayum. I just had to like say. Twilight is mid. Vampire diaries is better Stephen is hot an Damen is lame. Thats all ty.
Mosquitos are surprisingly important to the environment. The are necessary pollinators for several agricultural crops and keystone plant species. For instance without mosquitoes we don't have carrots, parsnips, celery, and dill to name a few. Hundreds of wild plants are solely reliant on mosquitos. Only femal mosquitoes drink blood and there are mosquitoes that drink blood from other mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are interesting because they are so important to the world but they are equally deadly, being one of the biggest disease transferring animal on the planet with the highest human kill count of any animal. Their are bad ones and good ones and im sensitive to their bites too.
carrotcel seething at Off!chads
Charborg misusing the word "twink" because he doesn't even know what it means was the funniest shit I've seen today
Why do you know what it means? 😮
Why don’t you know what it means? 😲
i guess hes got an emotional support twink in his head 🙃💀
Tbh new Chucky IS a twink, I mean, look at that rat’s build and tell me otherwise
@dominickmoerike2 duckduckgo got useless since 2022 cuz its code allowed Microsoft to track you like other search engines. They said they fixed it, but since they didnt even know about it when microsoft started doing it, I wouldnt believe them tbh.. Use brave, it's the best you can have rn
'I don't think i've even pissed 980 times in my life' either charborg is 1 year old or he needs to drink some water pronto
I thought that at first but now I think he meant 'live' like 'livestream' 😆
@@AdriansArt no he meant his life
1:30
"Man, I'm good at driving."
> Immediately gets into a car crash
And that's why I love Charborg so much.
i agree
You'd love looney tunes and bugs buney
>blames it on the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda
You have easily peed more than 900 times. Let’s say at a minimum you pee an average of 2 times a day, that’s 730 a year. By the time you are 20 you have peed over 14,000 times. Kind of crazy to think about it.
sometimes i pee 15, 16 times a day
@@michaelh.2567likewise, 10 to 12 times a day minimum. Any less and you're dehydrated as hell and probably a really messed up person.
i pee like 20 times
@@PORTERHAUS_huh? I pee like 5 times a day, am I dying
@@thepursuiterer5 times a day? I pee like once every 2 days or something
it's so sad to see my favorite streamer end up with jaundice :c I hope he recovers soon...
Jaundice nuts
@@countrygeneralwhat
@@cactusgamingyt9960 had to do it to 'em
here before the people who read without using their brain end up thinking he really does have jaundice
Obviously didn't pee enough
23:16 genuinely surprised charborg didn’t get scared by this
Nerves of steel. That shit scared me lmao.
Charborg is part of what can only be described as some sort of biomechanical pseudo-human. As a result of this, he does not experience traditional emotions like "fear." For him, emotions are merely a method of communication with the more animalistic lifeforms.
So, like I live in Las Vegas and I also work at a casino now at the casino I work at there is also automatic toilets. More importantly during one of the days I was working one of the toilets towards the end of the bathroom had been constantly flushing and I know this because I also tried to use that toilet. Now this could all be coincidental but I think Charborg went to the casino I was working at and I just completely missed him that day- it would be an awkward way to meet him though lol
this is the "finding tracks of bigfoot in the forest" of niche internet micro-celebrity sightings
I’m so ashamed at how hard the 0/10 fart bit made me laugh 😭 I’m literally crying y’all
The fact that he gave a twitch chat the power to fart every 1/100 of a millisecond is hilarious
Charborg, unknowingly, opened the fart gates
YES
I FOUND IT
SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS
Does this mean that here is a new allfarter?
@@AidanClutter A NEW FARTOCRACY HAS BEEN BORN
17:37 Games with memorable water sections:
-Amnesia: The Dark Descent
-Outlast
-Resident Evil 7
-URGE
Subnautica:
That invisible water monster in amnesia scared the crap out of me
Charborg really does have an uncanny ability to break the game, huh?
To be fair, urge isn't a hard game to break, lol
The new Chuck E Cheese is voiced by the main singer of bowling for soup. Like this man vanished for years, left unknown, and then I found out that’s where he was around cameos in Phineas and Ferb.
The worlds wild man.
“Blud” is British slang for “blood” and is often used as a colloquial term for a friend or close acquaintance. The term is particularly associated with urban youth culture in the UK, especially in London. It is often used in greetings or to refer to someone with a sense of camaraderie.
The backstory of the term doesn’t have any particular origin beyond its use as a slang word. It is thought to have evolved from the use of “blood” as a way of referring to someone closely, similar to how “brother” or “mate” might be used in other cultures. Over time, it became a common term of endearment or slang expression in certain urban communities, particularly within Black British and Caribbean communities in the UK.
The use of the term has been popularized through music, particularly in genres such as grime and UK hip hop. It is now widely recognized as part of British urban slang, often used to express familiarity and solidarity.
It’s okay man I broke a toilet in Barnes and nobles the exact same way a few weeks go and it still keeps me up at night
You can't just say that shit and not elaborate
I broke a toilet at the King of Prussia Mall once but not with my bowels. I had a paranoid episode and shoved my degeneracy down there lol
“Man I’m good at driving” *immediately crashes and flips*
The premise of dinosaurs having their own burial grounds is unreasonably hilarious to me
I was eating and this part happened and I swear to god I entered in such a panic because I was choking so hard from laughing and trying to hold it in and not laugh, I almost choked to death 24:03
brave of you to eat while watching a video of a game about peeing
@@3N-85why wouldnt i watch a video about lemonade
@@frowner_and_co you aren't op
CHARBORG CALLING CHUCK E CHEESE A TWINK MADE ME DIE LAUGHING LMFAOOA
Literally found this channel the other day and charborger is so funny, just the way his stream are set up *chefs kiss* so basic yet complicated its perfect
he has a cryptid-like behavior to him that fascinates me. I must study him for science
Two seconds in and the timing is perfect. "Man I'm good at driving" *I m m e d I a t l e y c r a s h e s*
Btw anyone know how CHRBRG lost his tooth? Im guessing he heroically protected women from bad men
he mentions it in one of his people playground vids, can’t remember the exact reason though
Inverse Andrew Tate
@@GraniteVEVOchipped it on a table in an IHOP while trying to light a ciggy apparently
@@user-burner ahh yes.. the redneck rite of passage
I’ve heard of you put a dragonfly figurine or yard decoration outside the bugs will leave you alone.
In real life not the game lol
It's a unique feeling to find a video posted under a minute ago, with this title and thumbnail, in your subscription tab
Almost fell asleep to this video while in bed, which could have been disastrous for me in the morning.
Raising two giant dogs while also enjoying gaming is a pee-based survival game. I cant relax for like an hour without the dogs threatening to pee inside
I really hope CHRBRG sues Charborg for trying to impersonate him
Char: "Okay, I'ma trust you guys"
The chat: "LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP"
Charborg reminds me of the Sawyer family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely gives owner of gas station in the middle of the desert vibes
H.P. Lovecraft's ends to humanity have nothing on this.
THE GODDAMN FISH TOOK ME OUT MAN, i couldn't stop laughing it was so unapologetically funny and for no reason
24:03 WHY DOES IT MAKE THAT SOUND WITH THAT FACE BRO I'M GENUINELY CRYING
mom did you throw out my pee blob
I drank it 😈
The more streams and videos I watch, the more I’m convinced that Charborg is an SCP that escaped containment
It would make sense on a lot of points.
I will think nothing of it if Charborg uploads an 18 hour video of him staring into his webcam all the while not even blinking once
I like the new look, you always know how to soak yourself in piss! What talent.
bruh, the automatic sensor on the toilet is the worst thing. had one where i worked, and you had to sit like a board was nailed into your spine or the thing will just constantly keep flushing
That toilet situation just sounds like every hospital toilet ever. They always go off just from you breathing near them.
there was this one kid in one of my classes that used to change it to blue when we played uno and said “piss colour”. i wonder what has become of him.
3:36 He sounds SO upset with himself! :(
I wonder if he ever learned what twink means
Charborg doesn't know the definition of any words. He just repeats sounds that humans make in a pattern that is familiar to us. Kind of like how a parrot sometimes speaks, but doesn't really understand the words it is saying
Sat down with my dinner to eat this. Almost instant regret
this is honestly such a fun and horrifying game
nice job chrbrg❤
*looks at cockroach* "aw, thats precious. lil baby mouse."
First she found the shit cube… and now the piss blob…
“I’m a good driver” (immediately crash’s and flips car nearby the river)
Can we just appreciate the fact this man makes accurate toilet sounds
He found that bird speedrun tech
Thank you for what you do ❤️ every time I'm crying you pop up and make it a little better ❤️
1:28 "man im good at driving"
moments before disaster:
"Chuck E. Cheese looks like a twink" - Charborg, circa 2023.
Ghargorg never fails to bust his funny juices all over me
ayo???
"man im good at driving" *immediately crashes after saying that
There was a person that actually sat down and coded every part of this game think about it . the creator of piss
I dunno why the grocery people would expect you to give the groceries back in the first place. Grocery stores will throw away food that people put in their cart and didn't buy if it's not in like a box or can. I doubt they would trust the groceries would be in good enough condition for their standards if they were at the wrong house for a while
I was excited about watching a funny and weird shitpost video. Instead I got a Charborg pisspost. I find this just as satisfying.
the pissing will continue untill morale improves
charborg: it has improved
28:03 he’s in the -walls- carpet. HE’S IN THE GOD DAMN -WALLS- CARPET! It’s in the carpet.
charbore never fails to make me absolutely bust
this could go two ways with the way you phrased it now
SUS
Love how the fart sound sounds like a giger counter when spammed lol
You bullied that man out of those groceries, he will lose his job and go homeless and he deported
You know the housing market is broken when you gotta save the piss boil house.
“Man I’m good at drivin”
*proceeds to crash and two like 2 flips*
“Man I’m such a good driver” proceeds to reenact the Barbie movie
"man i'm good at driving" *crashes*
seeing as one pisses 1-2 times a day (let’s say 1.5) and charborg is 381 years old, he has pissed 208,598 times!
1:29 it doesnt matter what game or the thing your doing in it the second you say that youre just doomed
A chocolate brownie, or simply a brownie, is a chocolate baked confection. Brownies come in a variety of forms and may be either fudgy or cakey, depending on their density. Brownies often, but not always, have a glossy "skin" on their upper crust. They may also include nuts, frosting, chocolate chips, or other ingredients. A variation made with brown sugar and vanilla rather than chocolate in the batter is called a blond brownie or blondie. The brownie was developed in the United States at the end of the 19th century and popularized there during the first half of the 20th century.
Chocolate brownie
A homemade chocolate brownie
Type
Square or bar
Place of origin
United States
Region or state
Worldwide
Main ingredients
Flour, butter, eggs, chocolate and/or cocoa powder, sugar
Variations
Blondie
Cookbook: Chocolate brownie
Media: Chocolate brownie
A stack of chocolate brownies
Store-bought brownies
Brownies are typically eaten by hand, and may be accompanied by a glass of milk, served warm with ice cream (à la mode), topped with whipped cream, or sprinkled with powdered sugar. In North America, they are common homemade treats and they are also popular in restaurants, ice cream parlors, and coffeehouses.
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One legend about the creation of brownies is that of Bertha Palmer, a prominent Chicago socialite whose husband owned the Palmer House Hotel.[1] In 1893, Palmer asked a pastry chef for a dessert suitable for ladies attending the Chicago World's Columbian Exposition. She requested a dessert that would be smaller than a piece of cake, and easily eaten from boxed lunches. [2] The result was the Palmer House Brownie, made of chocolate with walnuts and an apricot glaze. The Palmer House in Chicago still serves this dessert to patrons made from the same recipe.[3] The name was given to the dessert some time after 1893, but was not used by cook books or journals at the time.[2]
Mixing melted butter with chocolate to make a chocolate brownie
The first-known printed use of the word "brownie" to describe a dessert appeared in the 1896 version of the Boston Cooking-School Cook Book by Fannie Farmer, in reference to molasses cakes baked individually in tin molds.[4] However, Farmer's brownies did not contain chocolate.[5]
In 1899, the first-known recipe was published in Machias Cookbook. They were called "Brownie's Food". The recipe appears on page 23 in the cake section of the book. Marie Kelley from Whitewater, Wisconsin, created the recipe.
The earliest-known published recipes for a modern-style chocolate brownie appeared in Home Cookery (1904, Laconia, NH), the Service Club Cook Book (1904, Chicago, IL), The Boston Globe (April 2, 1905 p. 34),[2] and the 1906 edition of Fannie Farmer's cookbook. These recipes produced a relatively mild and cake-like brownie.
By 1907, the brownie was well established in a recognizable form, appearing in Lowney's Cook Book by Maria Willet Howard (published by Walter M. Lowney Company, Boston) as an adaptation of the Boston Cooking School recipe for a "Bangor Brownie". It added an extra egg and an additional square of chocolate, creating a richer, fudgier dessert. The name "Bangor Brownie" appears to have been derived from the town of Bangor, Maine, which an apocryphal story states was the hometown of a housewife who created the original brownie recipe.[4] Maine food educator and columnist Mildred Brown Schrumpf was the main proponent of the theory that brownies were invented in Bangor.[a] While The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink (2007) refuted Schrumpf's premise that "Bangor housewives" had created the brownie, citing the publication of a brownie recipe in a 1905 Fannie Farmer cookbook,[10] in its second edition, The Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America (2013) said it had discovered evidence to support Schrumpf's claim, in the form of several 1904 cookbooks that included a recipe for "Bangor Brownies".[11]
In 2021, the food science journalist and home cookery UA-camr Adam Ragusea conducted a series of experiments to discover why modern brownies tend to form a desirably glossy "skin" on their upper crust. In a video reporting his findings, Ragusea asserted that the "skin" was the result of making a batter of high viscosity, with low levels of moisture and sugar well-dissolved into the mixture.[12]
Seemed like the delivery guy was looking forward to a tip $ 😬
He might've been expecting a tip lol
I have many similar stories to the repeatedly flushing toilet. I wear a high vis vest at work and for some reason, the guy who designed the bathrooms decided that EVERYTHING had to have an ir sensor on it, so when I walk through the bathroom to do my thing, all the urinals flush and all the sinks run until my vest is out of range.
the famous 0/10 incident
Floors me what a weird premise that is.
And like, it has such interesting monster designs, and the whole nasty fog and those weird blobs are compelling... if only they weren't attached to fuckin piss.
Is it even like a fetish thing though? that's the initial assumption, but of like, wouldn't someone into pee WANT to be able to pee? Like they'd make it the cure for some of the weird shit or something.
I'm thinking too hard about this.
It's just kids man, they think piss and farts and whatnot are funny. Can't blame em really, I definitely thought the same when i was six.
It's pee because you know, you have to do that after you drink water and you need to drink water to stay alive. Imagine if the playable character operated on coal, they would have to keep "eating" coal to keep themselves fueled, but doing that would cause massive pollution on the environment around them so survival is both finding coal and making sure you're being careful about what happens as a result of you consuming it. I would rather play a survival game in a pee world than a poo one
That reminds me of how TF games exist, but transforming is usually depicted as a losing state like in Changed.
@@Kikiapina Yeah solid mechanical system. I am very on board with whats going on here conceptually... right up to the pee part.
@@potatoesstarch2376 There isn't anything else it could be that would invoke the same feeling. I suppose the developer could make the player character just emit deathfog™ and you have to find bottles and containers to deathfog™ into, but that sorta removes the thematic element of your survival as a biological entity being actively harmful to everything around you and you know, some of the relatability a player could have to the situation. I've never emitted deathfog™ in my life, but I have taken a pee.
0:04 Full Body awareness
Charred hamburger never fails to drop quality content
Charborg really makes me wanna pee on wild life
Gives Chat the Ultimate Power of the fart sound!
1:29 "man im good at driving" famous last words
We all knew charborg was funny but who knew the man was also
H A N D S O M E
This is the best episode of the simpsons ive ever seen, its the only episode ive watched s far
9:40 the rumbling 😎
charborg never fails to urinate incredible contents on us!
what good timing, i just got back into this game after a while, its a lot of fun
this is one of the best vidoes ive ever watched and im only halfway through it
2:46 - 2:50 "Didnt know bro was chill like that
Thanks for uploading 50 minutes before I go to bed
Urine trouble now, charborg.
My favorite piss based streamer TBH.
this reminds me of factorio. Your success leads to you polluting the environment, and making it deadlier.
It's crazy how I could drive that car perfectly when I first played, that thing feels like soap
I’m going to watch this video while really needing to pee
"for a min there we were double fartin" -chrbrg 2024
This was the first charborg video I watched, and what really sucked, is I was sick, so this fever dream of the video was even worse 😭
welcome
”Im good at driving” and then he crashed 😂