The pee blob is growing. Humanity is doomed.

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  • @Loafer128
    @Loafer128 Рік тому +3516

    I love how charborg went from intentionally looking like a 30 yr old truck driver to looking like he could be in a twilight novel

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns Рік тому +288

      Okay so I’m not the only one who thinks he looks handsome in piss yellow?? 😂 I think it’s the hair and shirt too lmao

    • @CanItTookann
      @CanItTookann Рік тому +256

      @@ItsBunnyBunspiss is his colour, it seems

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +137

      Little man is 29 now btw!!! He’s almost able to finally reach his goal of being the 30 year old truck driver

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns Рік тому +29

      @@CanItTookann 🎶 yellow is the color of his energy 🎶

    • @Vesarret
      @Vesarret Рік тому +43

      the coloration makes his hair look more full, including his eyebrows and eyelashes, even making it look like he has mascara or eyeliner on or something, and probably also making his complexion look more smooth so his skin just looks nicer. my best guess

  • @justinbuddy56
    @justinbuddy56 Рік тому +1771

    Glad to see that Charborg is enjoying his vacation in Mexico

    • @slipawy
      @slipawy Рік тому +15

      underrated

    • @nottherealsock
      @nottherealsock Рік тому +14

      Funny because it's actually Florida lmao

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra Рік тому +76

      ​@@nottherealsockthey mean when movies are "set in mexico" they just add a sepia or yellow/orange filter for some reason. As if everything is a different color there 😂

    • @milkman4743
      @milkman4743 Рік тому +8

      ​@@whitehuayrayeah especially in breaking bad for some reason

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin Рік тому +6

      when i went to mexico i was yellow

  • @b_but_not_2b
    @b_but_not_2b Рік тому +1764

    From now on I'm describing my life as a pee-based survival game.

    • @Minecraftforlife99
      @Minecraftforlife99 8 місяців тому +9

      How is your life a pee-based survival game?

    • @b_but_not_2b
      @b_but_not_2b 8 місяців тому +40

      @@Minecraftforlife99I try not to die and I must pee as a rule to continue playing. You know the rules and so do I.

    • @wplayztgh
      @wplayztgh 7 місяців тому +5

      ​@@b_but_not_2bwhat is you daily routine

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@wplayztghnot op but probably pee

    • @wplayztgh
      @wplayztgh 7 місяців тому

      @@quantumblur_3145 what is your skincare routine

  • @doorjpeg
    @doorjpeg Рік тому +1096

    charborg talking about his piss misadventures in the casino bathroom while being high is not a thing i knew i needed

    • @MoGumbo_
      @MoGumbo_ Рік тому +15

      shit sounds like something daniel larson would do

    • @fennecrocks770
      @fennecrocks770 Рік тому +56

      *pissadventures

    • @Ratguycantcount
      @Ratguycantcount Рік тому

      @@MoGumbo_ no matter where i go i cant escape that little fuckers name

    • @-HappyMelt-
      @-HappyMelt- Рік тому +13

      ​@blairdactylhow am I supposed to enjoy my favorite streamers if they don't do drugs? 😢

    • @dougwark6150
      @dougwark6150 Рік тому +1

      @@-HappyMelt-😢

  • @lennonmorrison247
    @lennonmorrison247 Рік тому +2087

    Charborg never fails to make me writhe around in immense pain

  • @Gnapry
    @Gnapry Рік тому +240

    That start fucking destroyed me, the cockroach fr said "Man I don't want to do this no more"

    • @yomatasaki
      @yomatasaki Рік тому +29

      No, that was a baby mouse.

    • @Gnapry
      @Gnapry Рік тому +16

      @@yomatasaki true, my fault.

    • @Ave_Satana666
      @Ave_Satana666 2 місяці тому

      Twlight novel comment section was full. But dayum. I just had to like say. Twilight is mid. Vampire diaries is better Stephen is hot an Damen is lame. Thats all ty.

  • @TheVincenzoGaming
    @TheVincenzoGaming Рік тому +316

    'I don't think i've even pissed 980 times in my life' either charborg is 1 year old or he needs to drink some water pronto

    • @AdriansArt
      @AdriansArt 5 місяців тому +7

      I thought that at first but now I think he meant 'live' like 'livestream' 😆

    • @Crocidile_3moji
      @Crocidile_3moji 3 місяці тому +6

      @@AdriansArt no he meant his life

    • @someonetsb
      @someonetsb Місяць тому

      @@Crocidile_3moji r/wooosh

    • @Austin_Playz27
      @Austin_Playz27 2 дні тому

      @@someonetsb????

  • @oliverbican5617
    @oliverbican5617 Рік тому +719

    Charborg misusing the word "twink" because he doesn't even know what it means was the funniest shit I've seen today

    • @nooneeey
      @nooneeey Рік тому +9

      Why do you know what it means? 😮

    • @yamihikarilightdark9
      @yamihikarilightdark9 Рік тому +104

      Why don’t you know what it means? 😲

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 Рік тому

      i guess hes got an emotional support twink in his head 🙃💀

    • @ratboytherapscallion4003
      @ratboytherapscallion4003 Рік тому +72

      Tbh new Chucky IS a twink, I mean, look at that rat’s build and tell me otherwise

    • @oliverbican5617
      @oliverbican5617 Рік тому

      @dominickmoerike2 duckduckgo got useless since 2022 cuz its code allowed Microsoft to track you like other search engines. They said they fixed it, but since they didnt even know about it when microsoft started doing it, I wouldnt believe them tbh.. Use brave, it's the best you can have rn

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Рік тому +332

    1:30
    "Man, I'm good at driving."
    > Immediately gets into a car crash
    And that's why I love Charborg so much.

    • @N95j
      @N95j Рік тому +4

      i agree

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 7 місяців тому +3

      You'd love looney tunes and bugs buney

    • @VinRocks
      @VinRocks 6 місяців тому +3

      >blames it on the Dr. Pepper Cream Soda

  • @Identity_Phrod
    @Identity_Phrod Рік тому +83

    So, like I live in Las Vegas and I also work at a casino now at the casino I work at there is also automatic toilets. More importantly during one of the days I was working one of the toilets towards the end of the bathroom had been constantly flushing and I know this because I also tried to use that toilet. Now this could all be coincidental but I think Charborg went to the casino I was working at and I just completely missed him that day- it would be an awkward way to meet him though lol

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому +12

      this is the "finding tracks of bigfoot in the forest" of niche internet micro-celebrity sightings

  • @josephandthedragonfowler751
    @josephandthedragonfowler751 10 місяців тому +76

    Mosquitos are surprisingly important to the environment. The are necessary pollinators for several agricultural crops and keystone plant species. For instance without mosquitoes we don't have carrots, parsnips, celery, and dill to name a few. Hundreds of wild plants are solely reliant on mosquitos. Only femal mosquitoes drink blood and there are mosquitoes that drink blood from other mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are interesting because they are so important to the world but they are equally deadly, being one of the biggest disease transferring animal on the planet with the highest human kill count of any animal. Their are bad ones and good ones and im sensitive to their bites too.

    • @Ian-nl9yd
      @Ian-nl9yd 4 місяці тому +11

      carrotcel seething at Off!chads

    • @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126
      @Finnishnat-conservativedot7126 Місяць тому

      Other pollinators are plainly better at that task than mosquitoes tenfold, it's a parasite and had no actual importance to the ecosystem.

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 Рік тому +860

    You have easily peed more than 900 times. Let’s say at a minimum you pee an average of 2 times a day, that’s 730 a year. By the time you are 20 you have peed over 14,000 times. Kind of crazy to think about it.

    • @michaelh.2567
      @michaelh.2567 Рік тому +62

      sometimes i pee 15, 16 times a day

    • @PORTERHAUS_
      @PORTERHAUS_ Рік тому +61

      ​@@michaelh.2567likewise, 10 to 12 times a day minimum. Any less and you're dehydrated as hell and probably a really messed up person.

    • @montyshark3993
      @montyshark3993 Рік тому +14

      i pee like 20 times

    • @thepursuiterer
      @thepursuiterer Рік тому +59

      @@PORTERHAUS_huh? I pee like 5 times a day, am I dying

    • @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet
      @Just_a_Skaven_on_the_internet Рік тому +61

      ​@@thepursuiterer5 times a day? I pee like once every 2 days or something

  • @wolfgang672
    @wolfgang672 Рік тому +471

    it's so sad to see my favorite streamer end up with jaundice :c I hope he recovers soon...

  • @thet5961
    @thet5961 Рік тому +118

    23:16 genuinely surprised charborg didn’t get scared by this

    • @godfrey4461
      @godfrey4461 Рік тому +16

      Nerves of steel. That shit scared me lmao.

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому

      Charborg is part of what can only be described as some sort of biomechanical pseudo-human. As a result of this, he does not experience traditional emotions like "fear." For him, emotions are merely a method of communication with the more animalistic lifeforms.

  • @SpaceEmos
    @SpaceEmos Рік тому +47

    I’m so ashamed at how hard the 0/10 fart bit made me laugh 😭 I’m literally crying y’all

  • @nodengineer0420
    @nodengineer0420 Рік тому +304

    Charborg really does have an uncanny ability to break the game, huh?

    • @yomatasaki
      @yomatasaki Рік тому +11

      To be fair, urge isn't a hard game to break, lol

  • @compassrose1466
    @compassrose1466 Рік тому +35

    The new Chuck E Cheese is voiced by the main singer of bowling for soup. Like this man vanished for years, left unknown, and then I found out that’s where he was around cameos in Phineas and Ferb.
    The worlds wild man.

  • @The_Internet_Gaming_Chanel
    @The_Internet_Gaming_Chanel Рік тому +38

    The fact that he gave a twitch chat the power to fart every 1/100 of a millisecond is hilarious

  • @Poyopoyopoyopoyopoyo
    @Poyopoyopoyopoyopoyo Рік тому +51

    Charborg pissed so much he developed jaundice

  • @SeraphimKhun
    @SeraphimKhun Рік тому +761

    Peesus Christ

  • @TheChillShill
    @TheChillShill Рік тому +16

    “Man I’m good at driving” *immediately crashes and flips*

  • @leafyroad1905
    @leafyroad1905 Рік тому +141

    I was eating and this part happened and I swear to god I entered in such a panic because I was choking so hard from laughing and trying to hold it in and not laugh, I almost choked to death 24:03

    • @3N-85
      @3N-85 Рік тому +15

      brave of you to eat while watching a video of a game about peeing

    • @frowner_and_co
      @frowner_and_co Рік тому +4

      ​@@3N-85why wouldnt i watch a video about lemonade

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 7 місяців тому

      ​@@frowner_and_co you aren't op

  • @Kadaver9525
    @Kadaver9525 Рік тому +48

    It’s okay man I broke a toilet in Barnes and nobles the exact same way a few weeks go and it still keeps me up at night

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 Рік тому +11

      You can't just say that shit and not elaborate

    • @loger6995
      @loger6995 11 місяців тому +4

      I broke a toilet at the King of Prussia Mall once but not with my bowels. I had a paranoid episode and shoved my degeneracy down there lol

  • @lvforbezi7488
    @lvforbezi7488 Рік тому +24

    Literally found this channel the other day and charborger is so funny, just the way his stream are set up *chefs kiss* so basic yet complicated its perfect

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому +2

      he has a cryptid-like behavior to him that fascinates me. I must study him for science

  • @niko9129
    @niko9129 Рік тому +51

    Charborg, unknowingly, opened the fart gates

    • @AidanClutter
      @AidanClutter Рік тому +8

      YES
      I FOUND IT
      SOMEONE ELSE WHO KNOWS

    • @AidanClutter
      @AidanClutter Рік тому +8

      Does this mean that here is a new allfarter?

    • @niko9129
      @niko9129 11 місяців тому +5

      @@AidanClutter A NEW FARTOCRACY HAS BEEN BORN

  • @laliwali1
    @laliwali1 Рік тому +73

    CHARBORG CALLING CHUCK E CHEESE A TWINK MADE ME DIE LAUGHING LMFAOOA

  • @Ryyi23
    @Ryyi23 Рік тому +19

    17:37 Games with memorable water sections:
    -Amnesia: The Dark Descent
    -Outlast
    -Resident Evil 7
    -URGE

    • @cactusgamingyt9960
      @cactusgamingyt9960 Рік тому

      Subnautica:

    • @loger6995
      @loger6995 11 місяців тому

      That invisible water monster in amnesia scared the crap out of me

  • @samueleobatata
    @samueleobatata 11 місяців тому +4

    19:14 actually mosquitos can be almost usseless because low pollination and the animals that eat hims dont need them to survive so they pretty much usseless

  • @rougeisalive8207
    @rougeisalive8207 Рік тому +45

    I’ve heard of you put a dragonfly figurine or yard decoration outside the bugs will leave you alone.

  • @videocadet
    @videocadet 6 місяців тому +6

    The premise of dinosaurs having their own burial grounds is unreasonably hilarious to me

  • @coitusergosum2447
    @coitusergosum2447 Рік тому +20

    Almost fell asleep to this video while in bed, which could have been disastrous for me in the morning.

  • @Steely14900
    @Steely14900 Рік тому +26

    i think this takes place in the same universe as the Saw films, if the color filter over Charborg is anything to go by

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever Рік тому +3

      What about the Breaking Bad universe but everywhere is Mexico?

    • @Marshuma
      @Marshuma Рік тому +1

      Breaking Bad universe's Mexico definitely has a warmer, more orange hue.
      I'm with Saw-universe on this.

  • @SwizzleDrizzl
    @SwizzleDrizzl Рік тому +14

    It's a unique feeling to find a video posted under a minute ago, with this title and thumbnail, in your subscription tab

  • @idontknowwhatimdoing4792
    @idontknowwhatimdoing4792 Рік тому +17

    Charborg reminds me of the Sawyer family from Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely gives owner of gas station in the middle of the desert vibes

  • @Sukuna-y7n
    @Sukuna-y7n 15 днів тому +1

    1:31 “man I’m good at driving “ famous last words

  • @zipfling11
    @zipfling11 Рік тому +17

    H.P. Lovecraft's ends to humanity have nothing on this.

  • @TheRealKiRBEY
    @TheRealKiRBEY Рік тому +64

    Btw anyone know how CHRBRG lost his tooth? Im guessing he heroically protected women from bad men

    • @GraniteVEVO
      @GraniteVEVO Рік тому +7

      he mentions it in one of his people playground vids, can’t remember the exact reason though

    • @jj02mc27
      @jj02mc27 Рік тому +8

      Inverse Andrew Tate

    • @user-burner
      @user-burner 10 місяців тому +17

      ​@@GraniteVEVOchipped it on a table in an IHOP while trying to light a ciggy apparently

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому

      @@user-burner ahh yes.. the redneck rite of passage

  • @Pren0110
    @Pren0110 Рік тому +46

    I really hope CHRBRG sues Charborg for trying to impersonate him

  • @Nylida_
    @Nylida_ 11 місяців тому +8

    Two seconds in and the timing is perfect. "Man I'm good at driving" *I m m e d I a t l e y c r a s h e s*

  • @tycreations3476
    @tycreations3476 Рік тому +20

    THE GODDAMN FISH TOOK ME OUT MAN, i couldn't stop laughing it was so unapologetically funny and for no reason

  • @gregorymckenzie7511
    @gregorymckenzie7511 11 місяців тому +6

    Char: "Okay, I'ma trust you guys"
    The chat: "LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP"

  • @CaramelOnFire
    @CaramelOnFire Рік тому +18

    I like the new look, you always know how to soak yourself in piss! What talent.

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 Рік тому +50

    The more streams and videos I watch, the more I’m convinced that Charborg is an SCP that escaped containment

    • @Mangaka-ml6xo
      @Mangaka-ml6xo 10 місяців тому +4

      It would make sense on a lot of points.

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому

      I will think nothing of it if Charborg uploads an 18 hour video of him staring into his webcam all the while not even blinking once

  • @FTMothman
    @FTMothman Рік тому +4

    That toilet situation just sounds like every hospital toilet ever. They always go off just from you breathing near them.

  • @babeysheep
    @babeysheep Рік тому +2

    24:03 WHY DOES IT MAKE THAT SOUND WITH THAT FACE BRO I'M GENUINELY CRYING

  • @eyesickleellis6798
    @eyesickleellis6798 Рік тому +41

    this is honestly such a fun and horrifying game
    nice job chrbrg❤

  • @swivelshivel6576
    @swivelshivel6576 Рік тому +9

    bruh, the automatic sensor on the toilet is the worst thing. had one where i worked, and you had to sit like a board was nailed into your spine or the thing will just constantly keep flushing

  • @doodles1486
    @doodles1486 Рік тому +10

    Sat down with my dinner to eat this. Almost instant regret

  • @ToriskAblinsky
    @ToriskAblinsky 5 місяців тому +1

    Love how the fart sound sounds like a giger counter when spammed lol

  • @IMortalNemesisI
    @IMortalNemesisI Рік тому +5

    3:36 He sounds SO upset with himself! :(

  • @daffyderp
    @daffyderp Рік тому +10

    Thank you for what you do ❤️ every time I'm crying you pop up and make it a little better ❤️

  • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
    @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 4 місяці тому +1

    Raising two giant dogs while also enjoying gaming is a pee-based survival game. I cant relax for like an hour without the dogs threatening to pee inside

  • @Bone20647
    @Bone20647 Рік тому +84

    Ghargorg never fails to bust his funny juices all over me

  • @Sanetless
    @Sanetless Рік тому +3

    I was excited about watching a funny and weird shitpost video. Instead I got a Charborg pisspost. I find this just as satisfying.

  • @bnepugga2357
    @bnepugga2357 Рік тому +18

    mom did you throw out my pee blob

  • @quintillionlmao
    @quintillionlmao 7 місяців тому +2

    A chocolate brownie, or simply a brownie, is a chocolate baked confection. Brownies come in a variety of forms and may be either fudgy or cakey, depending on their density. Brownies often, but not always, have a glossy "skin" on their upper crust. They may also include nuts, frosting, chocolate chips, or other ingredients. A variation made with brown sugar and vanilla rather than chocolate in the batter is called a blond brownie or blondie. The brownie was developed in the United States at the end of the 19th century and popularized there during the first half of the 20th century.
    Chocolate brownie
    A homemade chocolate brownie
    Type
    Square or bar
    Place of origin
    United States
    Region or state
    Worldwide
    Main ingredients
    Flour, butter, eggs, chocolate and/or cocoa powder, sugar
    Variations
    Blondie
    Cookbook: Chocolate brownie
    Media: Chocolate brownie
    A stack of chocolate brownies
    Store-bought brownies
    Brownies are typically eaten by hand, and may be accompanied by a glass of milk, served warm with ice cream (à la mode), topped with whipped cream, or sprinkled with powdered sugar. In North America, they are common homemade treats and they are also popular in restaurants, ice cream parlors, and coffeehouses.
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    History
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    One legend about the creation of brownies is that of Bertha Palmer, a prominent Chicago socialite whose husband owned the Palmer House Hotel.[1] In 1893, Palmer asked a pastry chef for a dessert suitable for ladies attending the Chicago World's Columbian Exposition. She requested a dessert that would be smaller than a piece of cake, and easily eaten from boxed lunches. [2] The result was the Palmer House Brownie, made of chocolate with walnuts and an apricot glaze. The Palmer House in Chicago still serves this dessert to patrons made from the same recipe.[3] The name was given to the dessert some time after 1893, but was not used by cook books or journals at the time.[2]
    Mixing melted butter with chocolate to make a chocolate brownie
    The first-known printed use of the word "brownie" to describe a dessert appeared in the 1896 version of the Boston Cooking-School Cook Book by Fannie Farmer, in reference to molasses cakes baked individually in tin molds.[4] However, Farmer's brownies did not contain chocolate.[5]
    In 1899, the first-known recipe was published in Machias Cookbook. They were called "Brownie's Food". The recipe appears on page 23 in the cake section of the book. Marie Kelley from Whitewater, Wisconsin, created the recipe.
    The earliest-known published recipes for a modern-style chocolate brownie appeared in Home Cookery (1904, Laconia, NH), the Service Club Cook Book (1904, Chicago, IL), The Boston Globe (April 2, 1905 p. 34),[2] and the 1906 edition of Fannie Farmer's cookbook. These recipes produced a relatively mild and cake-like brownie.
    By 1907, the brownie was well established in a recognizable form, appearing in Lowney's Cook Book by Maria Willet Howard (published by Walter M. Lowney Company, Boston) as an adaptation of the Boston Cooking School recipe for a "Bangor Brownie". It added an extra egg and an additional square of chocolate, creating a richer, fudgier dessert. The name "Bangor Brownie" appears to have been derived from the town of Bangor, Maine, which an apocryphal story states was the hometown of a housewife who created the original brownie recipe.[4] Maine food educator and columnist Mildred Brown Schrumpf was the main proponent of the theory that brownies were invented in Bangor.[a] While The Oxford Companion to American Food and Drink (2007) refuted Schrumpf's premise that "Bangor housewives" had created the brownie, citing the publication of a brownie recipe in a 1905 Fannie Farmer cookbook,[10] in its second edition, The Oxford Encyclopedia of Food and Drink in America (2013) said it had discovered evidence to support Schrumpf's claim, in the form of several 1904 cookbooks that included a recipe for "Bangor Brownies".[11]
    In 2021, the food science journalist and home cookery UA-camr Adam Ragusea conducted a series of experiments to discover why modern brownies tend to form a desirably glossy "skin" on their upper crust. In a video reporting his findings, Ragusea asserted that the "skin" was the result of making a batter of high viscosity, with low levels of moisture and sugar well-dissolved into the mixture.[12]

  • @smock3299
    @smock3299 Рік тому +2

    what good timing, i just got back into this game after a while, its a lot of fun

  • @mickealvmarken3178
    @mickealvmarken3178 5 місяців тому +1

    ”Im good at driving” and then he crashed 😂

  • @Crapgod
    @Crapgod 7 місяців тому +8

    “Blud” is British slang for “blood” and is often used as a colloquial term for a friend or close acquaintance. The term is particularly associated with urban youth culture in the UK, especially in London. It is often used in greetings or to refer to someone with a sense of camaraderie.
    The backstory of the term doesn’t have any particular origin beyond its use as a slang word. It is thought to have evolved from the use of “blood” as a way of referring to someone closely, similar to how “brother” or “mate” might be used in other cultures. Over time, it became a common term of endearment or slang expression in certain urban communities, particularly within Black British and Caribbean communities in the UK.
    The use of the term has been popularized through music, particularly in genres such as grime and UK hip hop. It is now widely recognized as part of British urban slang, often used to express familiarity and solidarity.

  • @cyleveasley3007
    @cyleveasley3007 Рік тому +1

    “I’m a good driver” (immediately crash’s and flips car nearby the river)

  • @Glorpion
    @Glorpion Рік тому +64

    charbore never fails to make me absolutely bust

  • @Plazoidmo
    @Plazoidmo Рік тому +7

    There was a person that actually sat down and coded every part of this game think about it . the creator of piss

  • @kauannobre8138
    @kauannobre8138 Рік тому +26

    charborg never fails to urinate incredible contents on us!

  • @VanOccupanther123
    @VanOccupanther123 Рік тому +3

    He found that bird speedrun tech

  • @stab456
    @stab456 Рік тому +18

    I wonder if he ever learned what twink means

    • @sharkestry1119
      @sharkestry1119 5 місяців тому +8

      Charborg doesn't know the definition of any words. He just repeats sounds that humans make in a pattern that is familiar to us. Kind of like how a parrot sometimes speaks, but doesn't really understand the words it is saying

  • @vo11x
    @vo11x 7 місяців тому +1

    1:28 "man im good at driving"
    moments before disaster:

  • @user-rx6zi4ui9y
    @user-rx6zi4ui9y 11 місяців тому +1

    That alien when he saw you put his arms out like "Heyyyyy man"

  • @InsertNameHereIG
    @InsertNameHereIG Рік тому +2

    *looks at cockroach* "aw, thats precious. lil baby mouse."

  • @spacepope7867
    @spacepope7867 Рік тому +13

    We all knew charborg was funny but who knew the man was also
    H A N D S O M E

  • @TyshaggyGaming
    @TyshaggyGaming Рік тому +2

    Charred hamburger never fails to drop quality content

  • @CrashOzzy1223
    @CrashOzzy1223 Рік тому +1

    28:03 he’s in the -walls- carpet. HE’S IN THE GOD DAMN -WALLS- CARPET! It’s in the carpet.

  • @baguette_man_4502
    @baguette_man_4502 Рік тому +4

    what if the bugs weren’t getting squished, but going into your skin

  • @MochiClips
    @MochiClips Рік тому +6

    9:40 the rumbling 😎

  • @bradleykastlend334
    @bradleykastlend334 Рік тому +1

    “Man I’m such a good driver” proceeds to reenact the Barbie movie

  • @deleted7713
    @deleted7713 Рік тому +1

    the pissing will continue untill morale improves
    charborg: it has improved

  • @Badmodel2
    @Badmodel2 Рік тому +1

    1:29 "man im good at driving" famous last words

  • @TheRealRusDaddy
    @TheRealRusDaddy Рік тому +3

    1:29 it doesnt matter what game or the thing your doing in it the second you say that youre just doomed

  • @JaydensGamingCorner
    @JaydensGamingCorner Рік тому +3

    Thanks for uploading 50 minutes before I go to bed

  • @thogusdonatus4607
    @thogusdonatus4607 Рік тому +2

    Gives Chat the Ultimate Power of the fart sound!

  • @Falling_grace
    @Falling_grace Рік тому +13

    Charborg really makes me wanna pee on wild life

  • @Rederis
    @Rederis Рік тому +3

    He might've been expecting a tip lol

  • @Swamp_Hound
    @Swamp_Hound Рік тому +1

    god this was so good! really like these longer videos then the 10 to 12 minute ones.

  • @VLITMER
    @VLITMER Рік тому +1

    You bullied that man out of those groceries, he will lose his job and go homeless and he deported

  • @toxicityimvu7655
    @toxicityimvu7655 Рік тому +5

    POV you drink water before bed

  • @Cowboybeardie
    @Cowboybeardie 8 місяців тому

    “Man I’m good at drivin”
    *proceeds to crash and two like 2 flips*

  • @mosiacmaniacswarm
    @mosiacmaniacswarm 8 місяців тому +1

    this is one of the best vidoes ive ever watched and im only halfway through it

  • @naputasi7218
    @naputasi7218 Рік тому +7

    My favorite piss based streamer TBH.

  • @MrIKEACat
    @MrIKEACat Рік тому +2

    Living in the middle of nowhere in Sweden is great because I don’t get mosquitoes

  • @MicahMotion
    @MicahMotion 6 місяців тому +2

    This was the first charborg video I watched, and what really sucked, is I was sick, so this fever dream of the video was even worse 😭

    • @snide0
      @snide0 4 місяці тому

      welcome

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 4 місяці тому

    I have many similar stories to the repeatedly flushing toilet. I wear a high vis vest at work and for some reason, the guy who designed the bathrooms decided that EVERYTHING had to have an ir sensor on it, so when I walk through the bathroom to do my thing, all the urinals flush and all the sinks run until my vest is out of range.

  • @Cacowninja
    @Cacowninja Рік тому +5

    0:04 Full Body awareness

  • @TheBlindVirus
    @TheBlindVirus Рік тому +1

    the fart noise section literally brought me to tears

  • @theharbingerofconflation
    @theharbingerofconflation 11 місяців тому +1

    "I don't even think I pissed this much my entire live"
    900 odd times over the course of say near 3 decades... Yes fellow human, I too use the toilet every other week

  • @AndyKillroy
    @AndyKillroy Рік тому

    2:46 - 2:50 "Didnt know bro was chill like that

  • @MuddyGuy
    @MuddyGuy Рік тому +2

    the fart spam was golden 😭

  • @YueKnEwHandlBAr
    @YueKnEwHandlBAr Рік тому

    2:27 that’s just the toilet chugging Chrbrg

  • @iwanwafflezonmysyrup
    @iwanwafflezonmysyrup Рік тому +5

    seeing as one pisses 1-2 times a day (let’s say 1.5) and charborg is 381 years old, he has pissed 208,598 times!

  • @SomeRandomVergilFanboy
    @SomeRandomVergilFanboy Рік тому +1

    least cursed Charborg video

  • @Thehunterofworlds
    @Thehunterofworlds Рік тому +2

    Charborgs gods are becoming more vods then they ever were. No more music, nothing. And I love it.

  • @DailyTread
    @DailyTread Рік тому +2

    You know the housing market is broken when you gotta save the piss boil house.