There's a Feti$h for Everything! (The Unofficial A-Z List)
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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Jared Dines: / th3ycharg3
Austin Dickey: / dickeyfighter7861
Austin Instagram: / forthelikesof_dickey
Jared Instagram: / j4r3dd1n3s
Jared's Twitter: / jareddines
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Imagine having weapon fetish, then learn martial arts and realize that you became a weapon
Permaboner
LOL
Being permanently turned on by yourself...damn that could get annoying after a while. Definitely inconvenient.
@@phantomechelon3628 Sounds like narcissism lol
@Thor Liccity licc
“There’s 7 billion people in the world. I’m not gonna do that for you.”
One of my favorite Austin lines 😂
It has always amazed me how austin sounds like a high schooler but can make the sounds of demon spawn.
I ask myself this every day haha. l I sound like a call of duty lobby kid when I speak but I can make inhuman noises at the same time lol
@@Dickey7861 lel
He sounds like Morty.
I'm a woman and I can do a pretty decent growl. Not as deep as his but pretty fucking deep. I'm in the military and I used to have a sergeant who would make me do it every time he saw me. 😅
@@kidforeverplz that’s awesome
If all adverts were done by Austin, I wouldn't need adblocker
Ayyye that means a lot! Thank you 😊
"I tried sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality, I felt like I was just whipping a dead horse!"
Ba dum tss
that's fucking funny! that's the perfect mixture of dark humor and dad jokes. well done, this made me genuinely laugh out loud, which i really don't do much of.
OH MY GOD!!
Jared reminds me of this kid in my school. He used to wear cat shirts all of the time, was huge on cars, dirt bikes, bikes, skateboarding, shit like that. Later into the school year, I was walking through the school back to class and decided to use the bathroom. And there was this kid, with his leg on the wall, with his chunk out, blasting it with the water. To say the least it traumatized me, but he looked and laughed just like Jared. Makes me wonder.
Primus DOES suck
Yeah... that was probably Jared
yeah primus is pretty shit but chris fehn is amazing
@@deongarcia9510 nevermind, you don't get it
Now THIS comment made me actually laugh,\m/
Plot twist: this is a list of things they've done together
I'm ultimately dead yo lol! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ainadupuis2651 that's a fetish
@@chrisstartt5511 lol your too funny yo lol!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dracophilia: The Dragonborn comes.
Hol up. We talking Skyrim dragonborn, or DND dragonborn?
@@craig2196 dragonborn is dragonborn
@@mazephobiarecords8482 why not a Dragonborn Dragonborn?
The dragonporn
instead of the doh vah kin... it's the doh vah cum
there's a fetish for everyone
* flashbacks to the how fast can we ruin your day(toys for grownups hehe) video *
@@virgillewis6240 It's still there
Momento mori
@@kaelankoops9312 Memento Mori
Unus Annus gang
Memento Mori
Please release the unedited version of this 😂
Dracophilia: *Donkey from Shrek intensifies*
My first thought was Fire Emblem fans actually. Though most of them would probably also be a lolicon.
*Any fetish*
Jared&austin: ew, disgusting
*any fetish with emo chick*
Jared&austin: 👀
The weird thing is....when they mentioned necrozoophilia....I actually remembered trying to write my own death Metal song about such a thing back in high school...just lyrics at the time though...I basically listened to cannibal corpse a lot...especially “I cum blood” and pretty much tried to out do it....trust me...just as cringy as it sounds lol
I wrote a Brazilian Funk song (it's like our trap I guess) about necrophilia, inspired by I Cum Blood and other Cannibal Corpse songs... But since it's a very popular genre and the lyrics where funny and absurd, somehow it actually blew up in my school and among the local teen community... so I became known as a musical legend, but also as the necrophillic dude...
@@kzeriar25 oh yeah that reminds me I forgot to mention that one of my classmates back from high school ended up with photos of what I wrote and put it up on Snapchat and it ended up circulating a bit...one of my other friends might still be able to find it somewhere if I ask him...I was one of like maybe two or three students in my class that was notorious for being hugely into that kind of metal
@@kzeriar25 but yeah that sounds totally insane...something tells me if we went to school together...I would’ve been totally into that song as well...cause there’s some heavy extreme weird stuff I really enjoy...I mean for gods sake...I’m also kinda into anal cunt right now....their stuff is some of the most absurd extreme music out there ever
We've all got those. Back in high school i was into ccm quite a lot. I tried to write one and it was just as crying as the professional stuff.
Back to the good ol days of the dickeydinesshow
Just filmed 5 new ones in this vein as well :)
@@Dickey7861 holy shit dude!!! Thanks for replying, can’t wait for those videos :)
I love how his name started as harold then it became harence 😂
It’s the little things lol
startin to remind me of the old school dickeydines vids, love it
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Hahah the return of "whats poppin Bimjo". What a throwback
"He would get harder as it's getting salted" I LOST IT AT THIS POINT LMAOOOO 13:44
Glad to see the Archspire vinyl in the background 🤘
“Was it the subtle woodsy scent?!” 😂
Thanks guys! This seriously made my day I missed y’all.
We have also missed y’all! Great to be back at it!
12:22 What if both partners had orgasm denial? Easy, they call it marriage.
"Thanks for the bone, but I'm taking your cutlery" 😂
7:00 Austin, a lot of people actually lmao
You missed a perfect opportunity to say thorny when you were talking about cactus play
13:30 I think Dickey just invented something
Have you seen the show naked attraction? Reminded me exactly of that. They don’t necessarily shit talk the people but choose to date from looking at their genitals. It’s strange but a little entertaining
"I like it when my dog watches. What would that be called?" - Wrong. It is called wrong.
Orgasm denial is also known as edging and I think people like it so they can last longer.
dontcumdontcum
6:26 wdym "was" like dragons were a thing
Accidental stimulation reminds me of the song “Jizz in My Pants” lol
Claustrophelia gave me the chills lol
Damn I’m actually early and not two weeks late and drunk 😂 I’m happy now
1:12 Jared "so is that like a half-chub?" Dines
I I hope they see this, but I've been watching you guys since high school. Legitimately for six years, it feels like I know you. Thank you for the years of laughs.
Reminds me of a time my bf texted "manscraping" instead manscaping! I laughed for weeks!!
13:59 Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat.
He just wants to live a quiet life dude.
I was looking for this comment!
Wow, there were certainly some...interesting ones. Amazing what weird things the brain can be excited by.
As a side note, I have never enjoyed ads as much as when Austin does them!
Actually, nullo means “nothing” in Latin.
I looked away from my screen for a split second and the gunshot after claustrophilia scared the shit out of me 😆
Korn - rotting in vein
"I wouldn't be angry if you just fucking cried, your tears would arouse me refreshing my supply"
So we know what Jon Davis is into.
Y'all just make my day. I appreciate you both.
6:27
*Milk fic flashbacks*
This is one of my favorite channels and I'm so glad it's back, I hope we don't get like 2/3 weeks of nothing again
This video is my fetish now
You know those water things that shoot up out of pools at aquatic center, they're supposed to resemble like little fountain things pretty much, when me and my buddy were like 13 we used to sit on them cuz we thought it was funny unaware that we were getting enemas, until we started crapping and we just realized that it was all water, I felt like we were crapping liquid crap all across the pool, but it was just water
this needs to get pinned
What the hell
@@AbsoluteAbsurd we did it multiple times too so my insides were practically polished
@@metalheadmaniac8686 😂😂
Jared :”does that mean you get a half chub”
Ah yes I’ll be always thinking of Jared saying half chub😂
I had a pretty shit day, but y'all make me laugh. Thx
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My immediate verbal response to the notification: "ohhhhh godddddddd what the fuckkk am i about to watchhh"
0:40 I honestly thought he was going to say "Fetishize me, Cap'n!"
Sneeze fetish
Lol
I had kinda the opposite thing related to this when I was a kid. When I was thinking about something lewd - I sneezed. Still have no idea why, still happens sometimes to this day.
Cakefarting is a real kink where people get turned on by ripping juicy farts on a cake which is just a waste of cake and maybe a good birthday gift lol either or
Dude Austin gets me rolling
I have claustrophobia and claustrophilia because I have accidental stimulation and if no one rescues me and I have to hold my pee, I get even more aroused.
Have done a few of those.. but I'd like to think the rather tame ones
Do you realize that your ad read was so long that it had a mid-roll ad in the middle of it
There’s one called the Rowdy Roddy Piper where you put somebody with into the chicken wing submission
the gunshot scared the hell out of me
As soon as you said sneeze fetish I freakin sneeze gosh damn it Jared!!!!!
6:59 anyone remember the viral video “buttwater”? All I’m hearing now is that chant haha
Good to have you guys back...I missed you
I was going to sleep 😴 but I guess I’ll wait ☺️
I missed you guys 🤘
I was watching this while eating. Not kidding I was halfway through my sandwich when I started to consider my lifechoices.
They back!
Nullo? Oh you mean the BME Pain Olympics.... Yeah, a friend subjected me to watching that...
I shouldnt have chosen this video for my breakfest. XD
Whats poppin Bimjo
DINING WITH DICKEY
Why God why... Did I decide to eat whilst watching this
I’ve missed you guys 🥲
Thanks for the bone, also im taking you cutlery 🤣🤣🤣
Yayyyyy you're back!
You guys gotta check out Rivers Of Nihil or Thornhill!
you guys should react to David Bruce Composer's video 5 Classical composers write for a heavy metal band.
plot twist: theyre both into this but they are making fun of it to hide it
It would be funny change The dickeydines to TheDickdines 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Humans are weirdly fascinating.
6:29
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
I literally threw my phone when that fuckin nettle one came up. The flashbacks to falling in nettle bushes as a kid was so strong.
Yesss finally new DickeyDines! 🤘🏻🖤
Omg I literally sneezed as they were talking about that wtf
That surprise gun shot scared the fuck out of me. US Army vet.
BRUH!!! y’all got the manscaped sponsorship?!? Let’s go!!!
I love these videos ♥️
quirofilia: exists
Yoshikage Kira has entered the chat
joi parody = Jared on ice :D
11:45 why is that so funny
Honestly this was as strange as I initially expected.🙃 All I can say is "To each their own". 😂Funny and entertaining.😋The more you know. The only one I can say that seems not to bad. Is the fetish of hearing other people's sexual encounters. 🤔 Great video guys! Austin playing Husband & Wife in the sponsor promo. Will never get old. 😅
yes please, i need more videos to lose my faith in humanity in these uncertain times. (no actually. thank you, i love the show)
Idea for a video assuming Austin is still practicing but an update on his guitar journey would be sick
Yo shout out to Jared's Riot Society shirt
14:37 AUSTIN 😂😂😂😂
Now that snowballing thing that Jared mentioned.... No comment, nevermind
I’m so inspired by you guys!
Yup came 3 times watching this. Absolutely difficult to make it to the end of the video.
😂😂
Dude I went to school with a kid who got off on killing cats, cutting off their heads, and then sodomizing them. This guy went on to have a baby with my half-sister and join the military.
What the actual fuck
This video just makes me relieved to be Ace. Not one to kink-shame, but damn....
Just in time for my ritual