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Google Translate Sings: "Hellfire" from The Hunchback of Notre-Dame (ft. Jonathan Young)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @davidbrick1260
    @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +8984

    "Madonna, Madonna, we know that you are really a man"
    I think there's something Madonna's not telling us.

  • @blueblank8287
    @blueblank8287 7 років тому +1940

    "He accepted me as I am: a taxi!"

  • @mitchellbrothers6902
    @mitchellbrothers6902 5 років тому +1650

    "Japan took the color of my dark hair."
    Is that why there are so many black-haired people in Japan?

    • @elizabethclover2230
      @elizabethclover2230 4 роки тому +315

      also that's why frollo has gray/white hair. all the pigment was donated to Japan

    • @Sincantdraw
      @Sincantdraw 3 роки тому +38

      Yes

  • @BuckBlaziken
    @BuckBlaziken 5 років тому +3963

    Disney: “It’s not my fault! I’m not to blame!”
    Google: “It is my crime! I’m a convict!”

    • @DinosaurNick
      @DinosaurNick 4 роки тому +371

      Google knew the truth XD

    • @TheMonkeygoneape
      @TheMonkeygoneape 4 роки тому +139

      @@DinosaurNick well I mean, that's more or less what the chorus says too in the original

    • @junior3443
      @junior3443 4 роки тому +23

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mentalbreakdown4114
      @mentalbreakdown4114 4 роки тому +72

      Google translate is the real saint.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 4 роки тому +53

      Lying is wrong kids, if you ever commit what is essentially a long list of disregarded human rights,
      THATS NOT COOL

  • @leaf.onthewind
    @leaf.onthewind 7 років тому +4613

    "God was good to try me" actually sounds terrifying in context

    • @theoumber6604
      @theoumber6604 5 років тому +334

      YES!! He can make "finally I am a taxi" terrifying! And "Esmeralda's chicken"!

    • @doomyboi
      @doomyboi 5 років тому +174

      Sounds like something a commander in a Crusade, on the defense and certain he is going to die, might say.

    • @JoshJenrayAK47
      @JoshJenrayAK47 4 роки тому +101

      Makes for a good line in a fictional fantasy novel concept...

    • @Brianna-ns7iy
      @Brianna-ns7iy 4 роки тому +26

      Omg true

    • @suklachakma4237
      @suklachakma4237 4 роки тому +120

      "God, have benevolence" also seems scary cause it suits to the song too.

  • @GT_Walker
    @GT_Walker 7 років тому +2356

    The two dislikes are from Madonna and Frollo.

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +50

      And Lolita Quiz.

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 7 років тому +9

      *Minister Fluorochemicals

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +2

      Altrade Cull Google Translate, huh?

    • @Wehiremonkeys
      @Wehiremonkeys 7 років тому +11

      It probably means he's spamming people with images of 2010 era BlackBerry handsets.

    • @blah7983
      @blah7983 7 років тому +15

      GT Walker And Madonnas fans

  • @spiritsale2245
    @spiritsale2245 6 років тому +1810

    “I am a person.”
    *smiles sweetly*
    “HADES-“

  • @avilovewell7091
    @avilovewell7091 5 років тому +468

    "Japan took the color of my dark hair!"
    And that, kids, is why the majority of Japanese people are born with dark hair

  • @rosaandrachel2001
    @rosaandrachel2001 7 років тому +3224

    "We are hiding!" Frollo screams at the top of his lungs in hopes that he will not be found.

    • @SariaSchala
      @SariaSchala 5 років тому +49

      WITH CATLIKE TREAD

    • @silent1672
      @silent1672 5 років тому +90

      "A roundabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW!"

    • @rotflmfao3474
      @rotflmfao3474 4 роки тому +11

      ...did you just google translate a pirates of Penzance lyric??? 😲

    • @SariaSchala
      @SariaSchala 4 роки тому +16

      @@rotflmfao3474 I don't know if that's quite right. I just quoted it in reference to the translated lyric in this video and how loudly he said it

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 4 роки тому +57

      “We are hiding!” Frollo said calmly.

  • @mardoxspellfury5330
    @mardoxspellfury5330 7 років тому +287

    "Madonna, Madonna, we know that you are really a man."
    Beautiful.

    • @julz3tt3
      @julz3tt3 6 років тому +8

      Mardox Spellfury I know!!! My favorite part

  • @majesticwyrm
    @majesticwyrm 2 роки тому +82

    Disney Frollo: in denial
    Google Frollo: fully self aware

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 4 роки тому +896

    “Esmeraldas chicken!”
    “Gradually watermelon.”
    “Occasionally April.”
    I’m starting to notice a theme.

    • @vandemark1760
      @vandemark1760 3 роки тому +32

      You're missing the one from her translation of Into the Unknown

    • @josiahtaylor7967
      @josiahtaylor7967 2 роки тому +11

      ? What's the connection between those lines?

    • @TheMerchantThief
      @TheMerchantThief 2 роки тому +2

      where?

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 2 роки тому +31

      @@TheMerchantThief Several of her videos feature entire sentences boiled down to just a couple of words. "Gradually watermelon" is one of the best-known (it's from her translation of Shape of You). "Occasionally April" comes from "Once Upon a December," "Esmeraldas Chicken" obviously comes from the translation to this video, and I would also add "Appendix dominating death!" from her translation of "I'll Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan, and "Popcorn" from "Thriller."

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 2 роки тому +8

      Somebody please feed Google Translate!

  • @Ri_F
    @Ri_F 7 років тому +1080

    First Gaga couldn't read, now Madonna is a man. What are we going to discover next time?

  • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
    @HaganeNoGijutsushi 7 років тому +1007

    Hades Black Fungus is an excellent name for a heavy metal band.

  • @nugget3975
    @nugget3975 6 років тому +5131

    "It's not my fault"
    This is my crime
    "I'm not to blame"
    I am the convict.
    External vs interal dialogue
    Edit: Wow, I did not expect this many thumbs. Thank you.

    • @burnttoastlife8393
      @burnttoastlife8393 6 років тому +54

      Krimson Crusader tRuE lol

    • @tarvoc746
      @tarvoc746 5 років тому +36

      The dudes in the red hoods in the original song actually remind me of a Brechtian choir.

    • @arionerron4273
      @arionerron4273 5 років тому +25

      In the original, the redhoods sing mea culpa

    • @sketchygetchey8299
      @sketchygetchey8299 5 років тому +16

      So deep

    • @MagicraftYT
      @MagicraftYT 5 років тому +45

      In the actual song, the red-hooded monks can also serve as the other part of conscience of Frollo. They were singing "Mea culpa" (Part of the Confiteor in a Tridentine Mass) which means "Through My Fault."

  • @SariaSchala
    @SariaSchala 5 років тому +629

    "Shoot 'Em Hell" sounds like the title of a gritty action movie.

  • @NerdX151
    @NerdX151 7 років тому +2751

    So apparently Frollo was one of the catholic missionaries that went to Japan in the 15th century, but instead of burning him alive, the Shogunate decided to bleach his hair and sent him on a ship back to France in shame... Damn, Hideyoshi was harsh.

    • @deniselisboa1
      @deniselisboa1 6 років тому +143

      esmeraaldas chicken

    • @njjj2688
      @njjj2688 6 років тому +97

      Damn, Hideyoshi!

    • @Casey5693
      @Casey5693 6 років тому +88

      a fate worse than death

    • @crystalgoddess4085
      @crystalgoddess4085 6 років тому +77

      Actually, it was the Tokugawa Shogunate that persecuted Christians and it was predominantly during the 17th century.

    • @dusknightwings7821
      @dusknightwings7821 6 років тому +71

      What happened to Esmeralda’s chicken? What fate was bestowed upon it I’m the end?

  • @monniemai1592
    @monniemai1592 6 років тому +2720

    "God was good... *to try me."*
    That face tho

    • @darkpone3731
      @darkpone3731 5 років тому +99

      Hexlyn Spells that line was so metal

    • @leoyori9829
      @leoyori9829 4 роки тому +28

      MR. Chalam you mean Lucifer, because that’s his real name

    • @starlight72733
      @starlight72733 3 роки тому +14

      Don't try him................................................again

    • @andremelo1670
      @andremelo1670 3 роки тому +21

      It make it looks like a sex thing for me, for some reason....

    • @kendrajade6688
      @kendrajade6688 3 роки тому +5

      @@leoyori9829 Fictional characters don't really have "real names," but at least Satan is from the same language.

  • @daybreaklol
    @daybreaklol 5 років тому +322

    "God was good to try me"
    The book of Job in a nutshell

  • @MossCoveredBug
    @MossCoveredBug 5 років тому +165

    Ngl
    ''God have benevolence'' hits harder than ''god have mercy on me''

    • @secondpath5148
      @secondpath5148 4 роки тому +49

      Yeah, so does "God Was good...to try me." With that overly acted face.

  • @sternis1
    @sternis1 7 років тому +1210

    I wonder how in the world the sentance "He made the devil so much stronger than a man" can be translated into simply "Satanic power". Efficiency!

    • @yoursonisold8743
      @yoursonisold8743 6 років тому +112

      sternis1
      It somehow perfectly captured the essence of the line. XD

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 5 років тому +42

      If you want to start talking about how the heck Google Translate got some of these, one that *_I REALLY_* wanna know is, in the GTS "Thriller", how the *HECK* did Google Translate turn _"And realize there's no where left to run."_ into *_"POPCORN???"_* ⺡ლ(°Д°;ლ)

    • @solahaze8948
      @solahaze8948 5 років тому +70

      I once took a the quote "Absolute power corrupts absolutely" and put it through translations for EVERY LANGUAGE. It came out as "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
      No joke.

    • @heatherjohnson6699
      @heatherjohnson6699 5 років тому +18

      @@solahaze8948 Somehow...I'm actually *totally and completely **_NOT_* surprised...lol...

    • @19TheFallen
      @19TheFallen 5 років тому +16

      @@solahaze8948 It's almost like it was complaining that you made it do that! XD

  • @henriquecarballoaranha9100
    @henriquecarballoaranha9100 7 років тому +2150

    "He also accepted me as I am a person"
    No you aren't. You are a Taxi.

  • @edgytoucan3444
    @edgytoucan3444 6 років тому +528

    I DIED RIGHT THEN AND THERE AT
    *_ESMERELDA'S CHICKEN!_*

  • @loridragon1118
    @loridragon1118 6 років тому +188

    "He also accepted me, as i am....a person."
    sounds like something a robot would say....

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 3 роки тому +6

      Lt. Lot the evil version of Data...maybe this is his song :)

  • @juanrocollazo
    @juanrocollazo 7 років тому +843

    "This is my crime
    Improved oil
    Sataaaeaaeaaahnic poweeeeer"
    We heard it from Jon: gasoline is evil and demonic.

  • @babylonprojectillustration2014
    @babylonprojectillustration2014 7 років тому +1715

    "JAPAN TOOK THE COLOR OF MY DARK HAIR!"
    Same, man. Same-- wait, what?

    • @xtrafries123
      @xtrafries123 6 років тому +10

      Babylon's Mediocre Art Shiieett.....

    • @johannesvanderhorst9778
      @johannesvanderhorst9778 6 років тому +5

      One like to go! ;)

    • @Pylopolis
      @Pylopolis 5 років тому +18

      Remember DMC by Ninja Theory, a prequel to the originally Japanese series? This is actually what happened to Dante's hair. Japan took away its color.

    • @Cyrodil01
      @Cyrodil01 5 років тому +1

      Babylon's Mediocre Art FISH

    • @goldenking2046
      @goldenking2046 5 років тому +20

      If anyone was looking for an explanation: this is probably due to Japan being called "land of the sun" or something similar in many Asian languages. The original line being "the sun caught in her raven hair"

  • @ninarances9074
    @ninarances9074 4 роки тому +233

    "He also accepted me as I am a person" I would like to think this is what Frollo thinks. He thinks God accepted him for being "righteous" and that he is doing what he thinks God wants.

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 3 роки тому +2

      Imagine him considering himself as a person rather than a monster, which is what he really is? But yes God accepts genocidal monsters if they do genuinely repent (which Frollo never does so that is why when he is getting ready to stab Esmerelda and Quasi he falls off Notre Dame and is swallowed by Hell.)

  • @giadaisabella7005
    @giadaisabella7005 6 років тому +281

    How can something this nonsense be SO POWERFUL?

  • @knifedrowns8272
    @knifedrowns8272 7 років тому +613

    "He also accepted me as I am a person!"
    i cant

  • @OcenaStrex
    @OcenaStrex 7 років тому +651

    "Japan took the colour of my dark hair." Now that explains everything :).

    • @tadashihatsudai
      @tadashihatsudai 7 років тому +60

      And that would explain why Japan has a large population of dark brown hair. 😂

    • @bluewatchmaster5411
      @bluewatchmaster5411 7 років тому +5

      oh noooooo :O

    • @Alex_in_Wonderland111
      @Alex_in_Wonderland111 7 років тому +29

      OcenaStrex Hades! Black Fungus!

    • @nesha_owo
      @nesha_owo 7 років тому +13

      Natalie Johnson that's relatable to some anime characters.. they're Japanese yet their hair colors 😂😂

  • @srejon.b8006
    @srejon.b8006 4 роки тому +465

    When he said “inferno” I kinda liked it. Sounded like it was actually part of the song!

    • @cecesmith4723
      @cecesmith4723 3 роки тому +27

      Yeah, I liked that little section “Right burnable, inferno” he sang it really well

    • @personne-fp6cr
      @personne-fp6cr 2 роки тому +20

      I think the song is actually called "inferno" in french!

    • @cloudiiblossom
      @cloudiiblossom 2 роки тому +15

      @@personne-fp6cr yeah inferno and hell are the same word in french and it cannot be hell so they just say "screw it, hellfire''

    • @archangeruriseofthewizards8649
      @archangeruriseofthewizards8649 29 днів тому

      ​@@personne-fp6crInfernal, bacchanalian in French

  • @TheMonkeygoneape
    @TheMonkeygoneape 4 роки тому +190

    "satanic power!" and "God was good to try me" sounds like one hell of of a badass metal sequel

  • @Ruben-pp8gg
    @Ruben-pp8gg 6 років тому +1808

    "I am authority" "I am going evil". Well.. At least we can say that they saw it coming xD

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +128

      "Satanic power!" Yep, subtlety went out the window...
      ...along with logic

    • @Wolfie54545
      @Wolfie54545 5 років тому +59

      *I AM THE SENATE*

    • @randomnessrules4971
      @randomnessrules4971 4 роки тому +10

      666 thumbs up.

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 роки тому +10

      @@MrWhatdafuBOOM ya the subtlety REALLY went out the window when he said WE… ARE… HIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING at the top of his lungs.

  • @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld
    @TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld 7 років тому +389

    Be prepared: 'They crude oil is of great importance before.'
    Hellfire: 'This is my crime, improved oil.'
    Seems Jon really likes oil...

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 7 років тому +65

      Apparently improving oil is a crime now too.

    • @lcrawpuppyable
      @lcrawpuppyable 7 років тому +49

      Xehanort10 yeah, but only because of neglect in the Middle East and Africa.

    • @Fanatic_Foremem
      @Fanatic_Foremem 5 років тому +9

      well he is a taxi

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 5 років тому +10

      improved oil > crude oil

    • @lemurlover7975
      @lemurlover7975 3 роки тому +7

      this is what is causing the neglect in the Middle East and Africa (neglect = air and water pollution, nature and people dying)

  • @Thepopcornator
    @Thepopcornator 5 років тому +116

    "I'm not to blame" = "I am the convict" Sounds legit.

  • @sealionmonst3r123
    @sealionmonst3r123 5 років тому +111

    "Why can't I see him jump before the end of the year?"
    Apparently, Frollo is very superstitious.

  • @F1areon
    @F1areon 7 років тому +511

    "We know that you are really a man"
    CALLED IT

  • @haleyfox5468
    @haleyfox5468 7 років тому +2051

    "My voice is too high"
    Me every time I try and sing Disney songs 😂

    • @nobodyxdel2390
      @nobodyxdel2390 6 років тому +16

      Haley Fox it can't be THAT bad, I'm sure you have a great singing voice

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 років тому +3

      RünerTheWolf 25
      For this song that’s not a bad thing.

    • @deniselisboa1
      @deniselisboa1 5 років тому +1

      My voice is too low 😂

    • @MK-hj9de
      @MK-hj9de 4 роки тому

      same. soprano?

    • @prageruwu69
      @prageruwu69 4 роки тому

      me whenever i say anything

  • @arkopravosaha3433
    @arkopravosaha3433 6 років тому +420

    "Hades! Black Fungus!"
    I don't think Hades liked that very much...

    • @jadetheherocat6570
      @jadetheherocat6570 5 років тому +16

      Are u a Percy Jackson fan or like greek mythology. XD honestly I was looking for someone to mention this line

    • @danielslack9114
      @danielslack9114 5 років тому +7

      He's almost as bad as Wonder Boy over there.

    • @kiara________
      @kiara________ 4 роки тому +9

      Jade The Hero Cat Hades never did anything wrong in mythology

    • @theguru621
      @theguru621 4 роки тому +9

      @@kiara________ Except when he kidnapped Persephone

    • @kiara________
      @kiara________ 4 роки тому +10

      The Guru Oh yeah! At least he didn’t pull a Zeus.

  • @TheWolfsHowl666
    @TheWolfsHowl666 4 роки тому +61

    "do evil in the counter clockwise!"
    villains who do evil clockwise: *sadly walking away*

  • @DarkBrawlerLink
    @DarkBrawlerLink 7 років тому +790

    This video proved that it doesn't matter how much the song changes, it still sounds epic.

  • @MaximumRide0107
    @MaximumRide0107 7 років тому +207

    "Madonna, Madonna." *DIES OF LAUGHTER*

    • @UchihaInoLuzbel
      @UchihaInoLuzbel 7 років тому +14

      I did the Same thing..! XD not even 1 Second of the Song and we had Madonna! hahahahahahahahaha when Google wants to mess with words it is "Go Big or Go Home" hahahaha

  • @supermouse73
    @supermouse73 5 років тому +60

    “Japan took the color of my dark hair”
    Top Ten War Crimes Committed During WW2

  • @rubysrandomlair1522
    @rubysrandomlair1522 5 років тому +62

    Japan took the color of my dark hair?
    That's why Frollo has gray hair.

  • @RodentRanch
    @RodentRanch 7 років тому +1671

    Am I the only one that absolutely loves it when Jonathan says "HADES!! BLACK FUNGUS!!!"

    • @dontuspowerus1093
      @dontuspowerus1093 5 років тому +82

      Hades: NO! MY STASH!!!

    • @Ghostguy693
      @Ghostguy693 5 років тому +15

      @RünerTheWolf 25 Cracked it.

    • @LycanFerret
      @LycanFerret 5 років тому +37

      @Jason Boudreau Through translation hellfire can be shortened to just Hell, or get turned to Inferno like you saw earlier in the song. From Inferno it can go to Hades as eventually Hades went from being the name of the god to the name for where he rules(the Underworld). So Hades is a plausible pick. I'm more concerned by black fungus, specifically fungus. How does fire become fungus?

    • @blacklisanna
      @blacklisanna 4 роки тому +7

      @@LycanFerret I was thinking along the lines of hell=death=rot=fungus??? I remember having a perfectly plausible explanation during my first run of the song but it's completely gone now after losing it too many times throughout the video and scrolling thru the comments lol

    • @1manorgy
      @1manorgy 4 роки тому +10

      He's got brilliant delivery throughout the whole song tbh.

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 7 років тому +653

    *_JAPAN TOOK THE COLOR OF MY DARK HAIR!_*

  • @mikamixtopics
    @mikamixtopics 7 місяців тому +9

    "He made the devil so much stronger than a man" being translated to "Satanic power" cracks me up every single time.

  • @nuklear_phantom7892
    @nuklear_phantom7892 4 роки тому +49

    "I'm going evil"
    Show don't tell, Disney.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 6 років тому +1333

    "ESMERALDA'S CHICKEN!" (Esmeralda holds up a chicken and shows it off like a new car)
    XD

  • @nickmcguinness7016
    @nickmcguinness7016 7 років тому +435

    1:35 "it's not my fault"
    Google translate disagrees

  • @reynhacoezy5510
    @reynhacoezy5510 5 років тому +109

    Wait the original song .
    *It’s not my fault*
    Google translate :
    *This is my crime*
    WoW .

  • @florencegosselin1924
    @florencegosselin1924 5 років тому +51

    "it's not my fault, I'm not to blame" Google isn't having any of it
    Google Translate knows what's up

  • @TheDeerstalkerHat
    @TheDeerstalkerHat 7 років тому +233

    I love how he totally drops the accent for the word "paunch", that cracked me up.

  • @Wyvron
    @Wyvron 7 років тому +633

    "Trumpet, terrible sound diffusion." This has to be the most accurate thing I've heard all day XD

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 7 років тому

      I'm sorry, have you been at a political rally?

    • @Wyvron
      @Wyvron 7 років тому +3

      Uh... No...

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 7 років тому

      WyvernTail Have you spent the whole day watching adverts?

    • @Wyvron
      @Wyvron 7 років тому

      No. Dude, what are you getting at?

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 7 років тому

      WyvernTail Well, if THAT was the most accurate thing you heard all day, everything else you've heard must be pretty inaccurate.

  • @codybeinert1109
    @codybeinert1109 6 років тому +20

    "Notify me of updates to Mary"
    - Frollo

  • @thesixthmonth4928
    @thesixthmonth4928 5 років тому +56

    I love how confused Jonathan sometimes looks while he sings those lines XD

  • @moderatelyerika05
    @moderatelyerika05 7 років тому +324

    "He also accepted me as I am a person."
    Well, what else would you be? A online translator? 😂

  • @SilverAshes109
    @SilverAshes109 7 років тому +1268

    "God was good... To try me."
    Jon's face XDDDD That's my favorite part.

  • @averongodoffire8098
    @averongodoffire8098 4 роки тому +22

    We’ve gone from “crude oil” to “improved oil” in two songs
    The trilogy continues...

  • @billcipher1756
    @billcipher1756 4 роки тому +16

    "god was good, *TO TRY ME* "
    this man is really threatening god

  • @LightingbladeShen
    @LightingbladeShen 7 років тому +373

    Seriously, as if the lyrics weren't hylarious enough, Jonathan's expressions sell it completely!
    Amazing entertainment!

  • @ahdden
    @ahdden 7 років тому +685

    It's nice that Esmeralda's chicken excepted Frollo as a person! 😌

  • @banquetfox5520
    @banquetfox5520 6 років тому +40

    "God was good TO TRY ME"
    His face expression is pure gold.

  • @eclecticdog2k901
    @eclecticdog2k901 4 роки тому +36

    I legitimately cracked up at “He also accepted me as I am, a person!”
    The delivery of that--comedy GOLD!

  • @eyelessjane9431
    @eyelessjane9431 7 років тому +453

    "The fire in my paunch?" killed me, he looked so confused! XD

  • @jasminesoza3437
    @jasminesoza3437 7 років тому +405

    "God was good to try me ..." omfg 😂😂

    • @GL_099
      @GL_099 7 років тому +49

      He also accepted me, as I am a person.

    • @sherly7754
      @sherly7754 7 років тому +28

      He also accepted me, as I am a TAXI (if you don't know what I'm talking about check out their GTS Be prepared)

    • @iamv0id933
      @iamv0id933 6 років тому

      SASSY!

    • @koolkitty108
      @koolkitty108 6 років тому +2

      That was actually a pretty good line... 😂

  • @TiaLeara
    @TiaLeara 6 років тому +47

    I just LOVE how "He made the devil so much stronger than a man" just is "sataaaanic power" now and it kinda really fits :D

  • @owacs_ender
    @owacs_ender 5 років тому +23

    "Japan took the color of my dark hair"
    DEAD

  • @tearay1073
    @tearay1073 7 років тому +191

    "ESMERALDA'S CHICKEN!"

  • @finn_underwood
    @finn_underwood 7 років тому +544

    This is my crime -
    Improved oil:
    SATANIC POWER!

    • @anamericaninbusan9389
      @anamericaninbusan9389 6 років тому +57

      Satan gave us better oil?
      His evil knows no limits.

    • @superdimentiobrolyX
      @superdimentiobrolyX 5 років тому +9

      I'm going to make just that part my ringtone

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn 5 років тому +4

      It's only me or this really sounds like Palpatine's "unlimited power"? lol

    • @SorceressKana
      @SorceressKana 5 років тому +3

      Essential oil crowd is shook lol

    • @mustard7306
      @mustard7306 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shit, he's Samuel Hayden.

  • @sansteen5298
    @sansteen5298 6 років тому +7

    “He also accepted me as I am a person“ awwwww that's kinda cute ^.^

  • @cancertherubygoat298
    @cancertherubygoat298 3 роки тому +7

    *camera shot on Esmeralda*
    Frollo: "Back to me! Please!"
    *temporary shot on Frollo, goes back to Esmeralda in five seconds*

  • @AdelaideBeemanWhite
    @AdelaideBeemanWhite 7 років тому +115

    I lost it at "Esmeralda's chicken"!

  • @TyranntX
    @TyranntX 7 років тому +878

    If Frolo wasn't crazy before, he would definitely be so if he sang this version instead

    • @khiemnguyen8395
      @khiemnguyen8395 6 років тому +57

      Yeah but then it would be the funny kind of crazy instead of creepy but hey I’m not complaining

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 6 років тому +7

      Yeah just as saying bleh hodoor trumps trump

    • @zolotayazima8351
      @zolotayazima8351 6 років тому +23

      Someone make an audio edit of the Disney movie scene with Frollo replacing the original song with this version

    • @arvinroidoatienza7082
      @arvinroidoatienza7082 5 років тому +19

      Imagine watching Hunchback of Notre Dame. Everything is normal except for the Hellfire scene

    • @JoshJenrayAK47
      @JoshJenrayAK47 5 років тому +7

      Ain't that the truth...

  • @ninarances9074
    @ninarances9074 3 роки тому +15

    What Frollo think he'a like: He also accepted me. As I am a person.
    What people think Frollo is like: God was good to try me.

  • @TheElvesFaithful
    @TheElvesFaithful 6 років тому +18

    "Right burnable."
    *Slow claps* 10/10

  • @nikki4592
    @nikki4592 7 років тому +338

    The version where Frollo accepts his fate.

    • @Unremarkable6969
      @Unremarkable6969 5 років тому +6

      Where he is doomed to die.

    • @railbuggy
      @railbuggy 4 роки тому +18

      ESMERALDA'S CHICKEN! WE WILL TRY TO SHOOT EM HELL!

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 4 роки тому +7

      railbuggy 2:04 I almost died laughing because this is hilarious, this should definitely put on the next “Try not to Laugh” challenge. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KidandSquid
    @KidandSquid 6 років тому +219

    *JAPAN TOOK THE COLOR OF MY DARK HAIR*

  • @Shadiant
    @Shadiant 5 років тому +25

    Some of the lyrics are lowkey badass though. Especially the "God was good to try me." one.

  • @destinyyoung7347
    @destinyyoung7347 4 роки тому +57

    "He also accepted me as I am a person." I literally aww-ed.
    Also:
    "...they lost the fact that everyone dies! Esmerelda gets executed, and then Quasimodo pushes Frollo off of Notre Dame, and then he goes to find the body and dies with it!
    DISNEY MOVIE!!! :D"

  • @gigifabulous
    @gigifabulous 7 років тому +220

    Google, the one true conspiracy theorist.

    • @elliedarr4408
      @elliedarr4408 6 років тому +12

      I don't know why people think Google Translate is dumb because it's much smarter than we think.

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 роки тому +4

      @@elliedarr4408 it even learned of the scp foundation from a Disney song about medieval france

  • @jdmj90
    @jdmj90 7 років тому +472

    Lol i was most amused by the "Im going evil" background line.
    It kind of like describes what happens to Frollo. XD

    • @juliennepdy
      @juliennepdy 7 років тому +10

      I think the original phrase means "I have sinned" or something along those lines.

    • @emberwoodruff9698
      @emberwoodruff9698 6 років тому

      jdmj90 now whenever I hear those backing vocals I hear I'm going evil...

  • @Emil_Stoltz
    @Emil_Stoltz 3 роки тому +43

    I don't even care if the translations are wrong, jonathan's voice gives me shivers!

  • @an.1380
    @an.1380 7 років тому +275

    *Japan took the color of my dark hair.*
    I died😂😂😂

  • @ilaydanurmutuoglu7920
    @ilaydanurmutuoglu7920 7 років тому +171

    His face while he said "God was good... to try me" GOD I'M DEAD XD

  • @SetsunaSenko
    @SetsunaSenko 5 років тому +22

    WHY CANT I SEE HIM JUMP BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR?!
    😂😂😂👌

    • @user-gh8gx7yv7w
      @user-gh8gx7yv7w 5 років тому

      Setsuna Tamashii 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lunala123
    @Lunala123 4 роки тому +19

    6 year old me when me and my friends play hide and seek "We are hiding!"

  • @casey2853
    @casey2853 7 років тому +621

    "Japan took the color of my dark hair" 😂😂
    How dare Japan 😆

    • @shannonkane296
      @shannonkane296 6 років тому +15

      Xenon Flash92 I know. I hate when that happens.

    • @archiostivnnih2774
      @archiostivnnih2774 6 років тому +28

      Thats why western people have blonde hair instead of black

    • @CryptChao
      @CryptChao 6 років тому +8

      It actually explains why Frollo has grey hair lmao

    • @The-Musical-Lover
      @The-Musical-Lover 6 років тому +1

      Frollo is the reason why Japanese people have dark hair. 😆

    • @Dani-zf7cu
      @Dani-zf7cu 6 років тому

      I think it's because Japan is called Nippon in its language ("sunrise land" or "sun's origin), so in French it could be called a similar name which also means the 'sun' or is mistranslated as 'sun', and thus when you compare it to the original lyric "The sun caught in her raven hair", it's translated as "Japan."

  • @juliennepdy
    @juliennepdy 7 років тому +266

    "The fire in my paunch"
    You should get that checked out.

  • @phyllishamilton165
    @phyllishamilton165 6 років тому +22

    When they sang, 'do evil in the counter-clockwise' I lost it -- on the floor -- screaming hysterically -- so many visions!

  • @jambonmusical2689
    @jambonmusical2689 2 роки тому +7

    "WE ARE HIDING" dumbledore said calmly

  • @liamotfunk
    @liamotfunk 7 років тому +544

    Can I get an audio clip of Jon singing SATANIC POWER and make it into my notification sound?

    • @altradecull9149
      @altradecull9149 7 років тому +28

      Just look directly into her eyes. You can get her to do whatever you wish.

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +50

      Use it as an alarm. Then you'll really be awake.

    • @Draggy5635
      @Draggy5635 7 років тому +5

      I see what you did here ;)

    • @liamotfunk
      @liamotfunk 7 років тому +34

      *****
      I sent you a human soul in a .zip file.

    • @zoeyterbick6798
      @zoeyterbick6798 7 років тому +6

      Lelouch Vi Britannia
      No. I already Too it.

  • @PaddySnuffles
    @PaddySnuffles 7 років тому +51

    "Madonna, Madonna, we know you are really a man!"
    I nearly threw up from lughing so hard.Best translation EVER

    • @blacktigers98
      @blacktigers98 6 років тому +3

      lmaooo and that was literally jsut the beginning

  • @starlight72733
    @starlight72733 3 роки тому +9

    Me: **watches video** This can't get any funnier
    Jonathan: *eSMErALdA's CHiCKeN!!!!*

  • @kdemetter
    @kdemetter 6 років тому +12

    1:52 'Notify my of updates to Mary" -> clicks notification bell icon

  • @djjayjay6017
    @djjayjay6017 7 років тому +498

    Oh my gosh, the FACES he makes!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sthemage
    @sthemage 7 років тому +366

    WARNING DONT WATCH THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

    • @dumbcarbattery5916
      @dumbcarbattery5916 6 років тому +11

      Sabrina .M what happened

    • @ThiccDadsAgainstWalterWhite
      @ThiccDadsAgainstWalterWhite 6 років тому +20

      Yep. You will look like a fool.

    • @elizabethsasso9978
      @elizabethsasso9978 6 років тому +9

      already did...

    • @letusthanatos1240
      @letusthanatos1240 6 років тому +15

      nor in the middle of a meal apparently, I'm nearly snorting noodles XDD

    • @ragegamer2433
      @ragegamer2433 6 років тому +5

      too late... i just did...took me 5 hours of convincing to have my mom let me get my computer back. but you know what? it was worth it.

  • @ed6431
    @ed6431 3 роки тому +13

    Dramatically:
    We
    Are....
    Hiding!!!!
    I literally spit laughing so hard 😂😂😂

    • @frostyvoid827
      @frostyvoid827 2 роки тому

      Yeah, a little louder, Dr. Bright over in Australia was the only foundation person who didn’t hear you

  • @guacamolegoddess1342
    @guacamolegoddess1342 4 роки тому +43

    “I’m going evil” this song in a nutshell
    Also this song, no matter the words this song sounds really good. (Also ahhhhh Malinda your cosplay my Disney heart!!!)

  • @magicrainbowkitties1023
    @magicrainbowkitties1023 7 років тому +325

    "little mermaid is provided" ILL TAKE ONE COPY!

    • @miloshort3553
      @miloshort3553 6 років тому +9

      I'll take several

    • @ravenalchemy610
      @ravenalchemy610 6 років тому +8

      Man if I knew that is what the church was offering at communions...

    • @nabyspi882
      @nabyspi882 5 років тому +5

      One is from the disease of the sponge

    • @Ubermensch9240
      @Ubermensch9240 5 років тому +1

      ME TOO!!!!

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 4 роки тому

      I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!