I licked everything I could find | Goat Simulator
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- Опубліковано 27 гру 2020
- Goat sim is still one of the silliest games I"ve ever played
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Edited By: / @aliceandchill - Ігри
Jack: Does old outro
Us: "It's enough to make a grown man cry"
I missed it so much 😔😭
S ame
My heart feels warm
Anyone mind watching my new video?
Thanks
I feel it in my 💚 😭
Jack 7 years ago: "ooh look a hang glider!" Jack today: "ooh look a hang glider!"
69th like lol
100th like
wait it's been HANG glider this whole time?!? how have I gone 21 years thinking it was hand glider wtf
HA LOL
299TH LIKE LOL
everyone: *Admiring the Goat simulator game*
me: *Literally almost cried because jack did the old intro*
Same
First day of nogalisa week, i almost cried because he brought back the outro
Lmao same
Jack: everyone is mean I don't like them
Also jack: headbutts guy so hard he travels to the fifth dimension
Lol 😆
Your dog is also cute
That happens
Jack: "Do you remember this?" Me: How could I ever forget.
I fucking love playing this game
y e s
Yes
how? I
did not
It’s been like what five years ?
*“Goat Simulator”*
“I haven’t heard that name in years... well, of course I know it!”
I spent WAY too much time on goat simulator. Also the way I met one of my coolest friends had every trophy every achievement. Ah the memories.
He changed so much from last year I found him better last year
Star Wars reference hmmm?.......
@@slayerofskylands232 Yessir
@@zigz2091 ah yes...a reference i appreciate
"Is this sleeping? Is this how humans sleep?"
Jack, I'm not sure how you sleep but-
Veterans will know... SLEEEP IS FOR THE WEAAKKKK
@@kaimckeown367 Very true, very true. I remember :D
@@k.h6635 bot
@@kaimckeown367 NO SLEEP
SLEEEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
Jack: **does the old intro and plays goat simulator**
Me who is a veteran of this channel: *it's enough to make a grown up man cry*
And that's ok. You go tear.
Jacksepticeye: "something about wacky physics in video games is always funny."
Cyberpunk: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
This is such an underrated comment.
@@mdhusain pretty sure I didn't
@@mdhusain m8 it is a spongebob meme which is usable for multiple occasion just because you saw it under an mrbeast vid doesn't mean I stole it its using it for different purposes what counts.
*hilarious
Goat simulator: Wacky physics exists
Cyberpunk: Hold my beer
* breaks the bed *
*“Whoops. It was like that when i broke it.”*
Tbh I probably would say the same thing
Why do you do this
Well, he's not wrong～(^з^)～!
Thank you for pointing out something that happened in the video
11:26 jack didn’t notice that when he fell in the hole, his size changed.
Just like when he first did it
He also didn't notice that having the devil goat and the jet pack makes the goat a midair seizure.
"It' not that scary" It's a demonic goat with a jetpack... it's pretty fuckin scary.
That and goat milk and all ani al products
Sean: "Blood for the Blood God????"
Technoblade: *I have been summoned.*
OMG
@@user-ii9wd3dj3q i met you a couple of times and it seems like you wrote "OH" wrong
I instantly thought of technoblade lmaoo I need sleep
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Also: E
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
He's giving veteran viewers nostalgia, and he's showing the newer viewers the good old simple days of UA-cam
Y’all remember overgrowth?
We need that back
I love his older videos like skate 3 and other shit he use to do
@@CeresEros YES
I first watched him in 2014 with Sumotori Dreams.
I loved those days
Fun fact: the goat’s name is actually “Pilgor”.
"What do we want?!"
"MOAR GRASS!!"
"When do we want it?!"
"MOAR GRASS!!"
Nice callback
Lovely callback. Thanks for making me feel old
What jack didn’t realise is when he went into the so called “black hole” it made his goat bigger then it normally is
Yes
And smaller first then bigger
Yes
*than*
d o r i m e
That “top of the morning” hit me like a truck filled with anvils.
But like, in the best way.
3:50
Wow I didn't even realize he said it
ACCURATE
TRUE SO GOOD!
"blood for the blood god?" Me:👀
7:54 If a goat (or Sean) comes up to me and says this Im following them wherever they take me
Jack playing Minecraft: *become vegetarian at start to respect animals*
Jack playing Goat: DESTROYYYYY
Jack playing goat lol I thought it was called goat simulator
@@BrickBusterVideo647 well no. It is now goat
First he dyes his hair green again, now he's playing goat simulator again? This is too much nostalgia for my heart to handle.
Ikr?
Happy wheels??
It IS nostalgia week
He’s doing nostalgia week part 2, this time with nostalgic green hair.
All he needs is to wear the hat and we're gold
12:27, "I was nowhere near the scene of the crime occifer" -JSE 2020
3:45 how nice of Jack to think of Kevin and recreate the incident
Jack:
Enters game
Every Npc:
He’s back again Aw sh-
Guess who’s back, back again. Jack is back, tell a friend!
Run for the hills if you still want kids
Run run as fast as you can
Don’t look back, for it’s Jackaboy man
@@edmundlin Zannys back
Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.
"Hey! What's up! My name's Goat and welcome to JackAss™!"
Connor from Detroit Become Human when he finds blood: the title of the video
30 stab wounds
*28
Goat Simulator walked so Untitled Goose Game could run
Nah Goat Simulator licked so Untitled goose game could honk
*"It was like that when i broke it"*
-Jacksepticeye, 2020
I mean.... is he wrong?
when i broke IN he said?
@@mooi9591 no it said on captions "it was like that when I broke it"
this. this game. this game is what started my entire love for you and I'm not kidding, I remember my friend coming over to my house when we were both probably 9 or 10? and they asked me "hey, have you heard of this guy named jacksepticeye?" I said "no, who's that?" they then went onto my computer, pulled up Goat Simulator part 1, and I couldn't stop watching your videos that entire day and that day turned into years.
You've really helped me through these years, Sean, watching nostalgia week again made me remember to comment something like this so I can remember it and find it in the future. Nostalgia week has made me forget some of the hardest times I've had these past 2, now 3 years.
Thank you so much
I missed this series so much, so glad to see Jack returning to this master work of goat anarchy
When a youtuber is actually having fun and you can tell, that's when it's entertaining. Glad to see this game back
Woopcicle
Ya betul
Milk
I agree man
He pulled out his old intro and my God I smiled for simpler times
And old outro too, plus his hair is green again
no one says SIMPLER TIMES
Same
the nostalgia is hitting me hard
Old intro?
Present intro
Dude... NOSTALGIA. This was my absolute favorite series on this channel, and even my favorite game at one point. Thank for bringing this back sean!
Nobody:
Me: Wondering why his lights turned off when he hit the crate
Same
I used to play this a lot in my phone like 5 years ago. Good memories
@@user-ii9wd3dj3q but why
@@V.E.N.U.S3
It’s either a self promoter or a bot
@@V.E.N.U.S3 It’s a bot, just report it. I see them everywhere
@Hey I am Kenzie no wonder no one is subs to you cuz your content is terrible
@Aiden Curtsinger ayy same man goat simulatior is a really good game to play when there's no internet
12:25 “I was nowhere near the scene of the crime ociffer”
Understandable, have a great day.
"I am a fake cop but I can still send you to real jail."
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla That was very funny
Ociffer
I love the part where he's at the top of the crane thingy, running at top speed, slows down towards the end, and just *boop* the guy at the end XD I love it 9:39
This genuinely put a smile on my face, I had a big wave of happiness and nostalgia, Jack, thank you
“Blood for the blood god”
Everyone liked that :)
Skulls for the skull throne
@@undertaleanddeltarune7907 KHORNE!!!!!!
All I’m thinking of is technoblade
@@RexiesTheEagle same dude
Could also be referring to Mikeburnfire.
“Maybe not good for goat, but man go brrrrrrrr”
-Jacksepticeye 2020
FIRST REPLY HAHA
@@akari350 jk
Yes goats rise up
yes
Bring this back because I watched these for so long and when watching this one I laughed like I would well watching and I love it
Bro I remember watching him play this years ago and it was a wild ride lmao
The graphics are actually pretty insane for a goat simulator
Ayyyyy, u again.
I've seen u in every single video i saw this month
Why are you everywhere😭😭
@@Ernest_g7 Goats for your satanic worship that they push on the masses. Illuminati runs UA-cam and Google.
As a goat simulator simulation I take offence to this
Goose from untitled goose game: *exists as an embodiment of chaos.
Goat from goat simulator: At last, a worthy opponent.
What makes this better is the fact that goat simulator is years older than untitled goose game.
so the goat saying "at last" makes sense.
Another force exists
You fool. They are not enemies. They are allies.
OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY
Deer from deeer simulator : g u n s
"Blood for the blood God"
*Technoblade would like to know your location*
So many memories!!, I remember your first ever video of it back 4 years ago!!
“I was nowhere near the scene of the crime ociffer.”
- Jacksepticeye, 12:25
ya boi flooflepoof 1st
Demonic goat: drops from the sky
Random girl: aww
Random guy: is that a goat
Seriously, a black goat with yellow eyes and 4 extra horns placed on the skull in an abnormal way fell from the sky and FAZED HALF THROUGH THE GROUND. A goat indeed
It’s cute tho
It’s nice to see Goat Simulator on the channel again, I loved all of the old videos!
I remember the first of Jack’s vids I watched was a goat simulator video years ago. Life’s finally come full circle
"Blood for the blood God"
My inner Techno simp: *sweats*
Chaos will consume you!
Khorne demands blood, yours or theirs!
the hottest elbows in all of DreamSMP
Skulls for the skull throne
Yes
Guys watch this the dudes gonna be confused when I say Skulls for the Skull throne
"Blood for the Blood God?"
Maybe some of us: *he knows*
HE KNOWS
"These orphans are getting destroyed."
TECNOOOO
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
*he knows*
I love this game so much. This video also gave me flashbacks.
i loved to watch your and felixes videos on this game back in 2013-ish
"TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES"
That took me back and made me smile
I smile at the outdo and bonus scene. Every. Single. Time. (Granted, I was already smiling from the intro all the way through...but my point still stands!!!)
OMG I always thought it was “top of the morning to you ladies!” I’m so stupid.
@@mexicanissues4199 😂😂 That's amazing and so much better lol
jack: "do you remember this?"
me: *flashbacks to g o a t*
Flash backs as a goat.
I remember finding jack via the goat sim series. Then spent the next month asking him to return to it. Finally stopped watching his vids when he found himself, stopped doing the intro/outro, stopped making the same references and jokes, starting seeming like he was for a younger audience. then again, I had grown, and maybe it was just me changing. But every once in a while I come back, just to see how he's doing. And to see this video, the old and the new combined, it's refreshing. I'm glad Jack's where he is today
Love these types of videos keep it up
Oh my God goat simulator is so fun. Now this is nostalgia
Undertals:Am I joke to you
If this is nostalgia, then what are you?
My mom told me that if I got 2k subs before my birthday she will buy me a new pc so my content gets better! I needed that 🌭
@@FriedBreadToastFish shit
You’re damn right this is nostalgia!
The best times of Sean screaming at random things whilst nothing really makes sense.
"whoops-
it was like that when i broke it."
by far the best quote of 2020.
Happy new year Jack
Also this is pure nostalgia ngl
this is so nostalgic. i remember waking up at like 6 in the morn' and just watching jack fuck around in goat sim.
better times.
I love how the people are normally having a conversation while a goat from hell is unleashing all from down bellow right behind them😂
“Blood for the blood god.”
That’s some heresy right there.
the orphans know
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
MILK FOR THE KHORNE-FLAKES
I have a dnd character with the same last name as your username 🤣
Also I keep having severe flashbacks to the "welcome home, theseus!" scene
@@hakuya14 That made me laugh harder than the video.
It's good to see Jack just having fun and be chaotic.
the editing makes the whole video so much better
If it’s the nostalgia week can he do the “hey ma!!”like he used to.
Edit: mission failed will get him next year
YESSSSS
YES, FUCK YEEES, only OG's remember, MA HEY MA!!!
Oh my god yesssssss
Please
YESHH
Therapist: Pog face Jack doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
Pog face jack: 10:17
Sean poggers
Pogpewdiepie420
10:19 is better
Septicpog
Pogdiepie420
@UCDlptDfjvLKbugN-5ibGwzA cool,
jackseptipog
This bring back memories of me dying from laughter thank for bringing it back
There is just something ab him that makes u want to smile and laugh
“I was nowhere near the scene of the crime occifer!”
*Hmmm, seems legit.*
Jack: Hell
Goat: *kills a million people*
Jack: No hell
Goat: *finds a cure for stupidity*
the nostalgic energy vibing from this video is just makes me pure happiness
The first video I ever saw from Jack was episode 1 of goat simulator mmo and watching it nowadays brings back the memories of the time when I didn't understand English and I just watched this guy scream for like 10 minutes and I loved all of it
“whoops.......it was like that when i broke it”😂
5:51
Remember, satisfactory
Only in Goat Simulator could things instantly switch from
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
Into
*Would somebody please help the blood God, he has become the floor*
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD*
*SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE*
*MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES*
Blood will be sacrificed for him, he the lord shall rule endlessly with us. The blood god will save us and humanity. Killing the evil and protecting the wise
ALL HAIL THE BLOOD GOD!
Once the great day happens, there will be a sacrifice. Gallons of blood for the blood god. It will awaken and lay deep asleep. But when the great day happens, he will rise and rule over. He will gain another world to his name.
I play that game all to time and I agree I love it too. Jake: u are AWESOME
the nostalgia i’m getting from this video. not only did he do his og intro he’s playing one of the first games i ever watched him play 🥺
This just hit with a wave of nostalgia I didn’t know existed
Ues
My mom told me that if I got 2k subs before my birthday she will buy me a new pc so my content gets better! I needed that 🌭
I feel like I went back in time.
10/10
Hm indeed
Jack: Humans are dumb and I don't respect them.
1 minute later Jack: I broke your dart board I hope that's OK, i'll buy you a knew one.
More like 10 seconds later
That was sandra's tho and they were in love
OMG U FINALLY MAKE A NEW ONE THANK U SO MUCH
Now theres a new one time to see more of goat sim in the future nice
“I wasn’t anywhere near the Crime *osefer* “
-Jacksepticeye 2020
Alternative comment
"I wasn't anywhere near the crime Mr. Pig"
You forgot to write colorized SMH
*dude proceeds to fall from the sky*
Jack: plays goat simulator
Every NPC: The great destroyer has arrived the end is near
This brings tears to my eyes I watched the whole series
I'm really sorry for your loss cant imagine what your going through. Stay Strong Sean
‘How do you go up a slide?!’
Kids in soft play areas: ‘I’m approximately 69 parallel universes ahead of you’
Tf you mean "soft play areas" we had literal bark instead of gravel. I still climbed up that damn slide.
@@hannahloiacano4107 I mean true, but it always seemed worse in soft play areas
haha 69 funny.
@@vibesdeluxe499 only number I could think of bahaha
Oh yeah, I remember when I was just trying to have fun, and these damn kids are just climbing up and kicking me on their way to the top.
Jack: Does OG outro
Me: *actually sheds a single tear*
i just love how this made me laugh so much
This is just great! You made me smile and laugh so much Sean, I hope you realize how special and meaningful you are to me and many others. You’re the cure for depression my friend. Thank you!❤️
The “Gather the sacrifices” task is easier when you’re the Goat Queen cus you can summon sacrifices at will
7:33 wha- I- I- WHAT sort of nightmare fuel is he pumping into us?
*Seán : "Blood For The Blood God"*
*Me : Technoblade Flashbacks*
Hello fellow mcyt person uwu
ME
SAME
Same!
We had the same thought-
I am a og 7 year and never thought I would see him play this game again
THE NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved playing this game when I was younger!
Jack: "Blood for the blood god!"
Me(Without hesitation): "TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSS"
*FEEDMETHEBLOODOFTHEINNOCENT*
@@alliephenix The second worst thing to happen to those orphans-
I was thinking the same thing lol
Skulls for the skull throne
bruHhHHhHhHh
I was thinking, “How could this be on nostalgia week?”. Then I checked and it’s been six years.
Time flies am I right?
Woopcicle
AAAAGGHH THE MEMORRRIEESS
Omg i was just rewatching his old goat simulator videos
I saw my mom playing this on our X Box the other day and felt such visceral nostalgia from these days... i kinda miss feeling like a kid but at the same time it’s cool to see how far we’ve all come. :))
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD?!"
Technoblade fans: yes, yes exactly
Warhammer nerds(of which i am one):
I see...another Technoblade fan 😂
Ahhhh
For Khorne!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
GOVERNMENT IS HERESY!