Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪
I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.
I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.
"Should I play the trombone during?"
"I think everyone would want to hear it, yeah"
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He bounced back with that so quick 😂😂😂
I nearly choked on my joint listening to this.
They really are made for each other
Pure gold
Christina, it’s not just a lick, it’s a lifestyle.
It's not just a lifestyle, it's a delicacy to quote Trick Daddy.
RIM JOB JONES
Only a year late to the party but that was funny AF😂🤣😂
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Cant wait for the YMH clip titled “Christina finally ate Tom’s scrum”
That's all i want for my birthday... Tom to get some scrum lickage action. It's just manners, Christina.
The scrummening.
Not even, he's just gonna be clean shaven and we'll know. Hahaha
We better see a video of it on a YMH Live
@@wyatthausman4377 hahaha, yes
Christina: "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?"
Me: "Definitely. Bert on all fours."
Ralphie May on all fours.
Then again, i don't think he's a very hairy person, so it would just be the fat thing.
@@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 he also dead so...
@@blooddancer1 which makes it even scarier! 😂
If I see Tom’s face unshaved: we’ll all know what she did.
watch him do everything she asked, and him go 'goddammit she still won't eat it!'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*shaved
Was just going to write this , lol.
Unshaved? Like how it is in this video and every other video?
It’s a podcast moment like THIS that puts the final nail in terrestrial radio’s coffin.
I had NO idea I even needed this conversation in my life.
🤣I'm crying
Cheers to Christina for doing more negotiating on the topic in 3 minutes than my exwife did in 7 years.
Listen up ladies. He said ex-wife. Lol
They’ve had this debate for years
It's also great content lmao
hell yeah dude you rock
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Guess if Tom pulls up with a clean shave any day soon we'll know whats up
One of these podcasts Tom is going to start off clean shaven with a giant smile on his face, and Tom is never going to have a beard again.
Christina i have tried Hungarian food. Youve made it half way home already
Swish!
the laughter in the back always get me
Christina you have to commit to conducting the whole orchestra, the trombone, snare drum the maracas and the xylophone.
😂😂😂 I love the instrument selection
Thats one strange fucking orchestra
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Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪
Yes. Shes a grown would. Its a part of her hubsbands body. Its just annoying and childish at this point. Corny just do it and stfu already
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deadass though. be honest with your partner.
Tf is that pink star lookin thing with 7 dots?
@@GlorifiedGremlin its a cherry blossom, but I think he's doing a scrum diagram
She’s starting to believe....
I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.
And you don't think any of that mess has splashed up on his D and Bs? You touch those right?
They are called “toilet freckles” and my Dad was THE KING of toilet freckles back when I was growing up!
Look, it can all be referred to in an American classic novel that goes by the name of, “Everybody Poops.” Therefore, “Everybody Scrums.”
@@traviscoates6878 funny thing is it was originally published in Japan
Ya, but he has to be near yours uh?
'you're not gonna gape me.'
Famous last words 🤣
She's negotiating! You got her fam!
Tom looks like a congressman when scrum comes up
"It's only smellz" 🤣 that's some old efukt comedy right there 🤣
Eeefukkktttt 🎶
When did they do a Rocco bit?!?
"Please! Itz only smellz"
@@nathantinklenberg it's at 7:00
I found out about that from an Idubbz bad unboxing video 😂😂
I watched this while eating a pulled pork sandwich probably not the smartest decision in my life
How was Tom’s ass?
Omfg 😂😂😂
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😆😆
Were you licking it out of the bun?
"Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" This is the greatest marriage in history
Lmao i love how Tom is pretending like his asshole is harmless & not the WMD we all know it really is poor Christina 💀🤦🏽♂️
😂😂
Khalyla definitely eats Bobby Lee's scrum.
So does cheeto.
Id say that's the tip of the iceberg with them🤣
Of course, they aren’t married
@Marc Dumont Some people prefer some sauce with their scrum, don't yuck someone's yum.
@Marc Dumont extra flavor?
If Christina has to ask all these questions about technique, she obviously hasn't been on the receiving end
Yo are you the Randy they looking for? 🤣🤣
“It doesn’t have to go in.... just around” 😂😂
I love this podcast, Tim Allen and Crystal Pineapple are so funny. Cant wait to see Tim with a clean shave.
It's Christie Pinacolada not pineapple
Absolutely love the podcast. One of my favorites.
I hollered all the way through this
“I can stand with one leg up and hold a cheek open” 😂😂😂
“That’s a lot of work”
It’s called a -job for a reason, Crapstina
She became a comedian so she doesn’t have to have a job though
Anyone else think the scrum eating should be a pay per view event?
Yes but out of respect for Tim's weight loss it can't be called a heavy segment.
God damn, the Rocco accent dropping “Its only smells” is fucking killing me
Watching Christina's face resign to pure disgust at the thought of having to do this to Tom is both sad and hilarious.
"Can we do like a minute?" *tremoring deep breaths from Christina* lmao
When she said "okay" his reaction was priceless
7:58
I love how serious she’s taking this. 😂
Get in there Christina! She's such a square sometimes
thatta girl
Bless your soul
You seem fun to be around
You’re also talking about the same woman who thought doing acid 3 times gave her permanent brain damage. Total square bear
May god have mercy on your dm’s
Tom is so fucking excited, hell im happy for him he has a solution for every hitch instantly i love it
The look on her face when she's imagining doing it....priceless
All my questions answered. Thank you.
I hope Christina finally does it one day and they make an entire special episode regarding that. People will pay to watch that episode lol.
she def eats scrum.
The Rocco bit had me in stitches lol!
i really hope Tim gets underwhelmed by the experience like GET OFF ME
the sadness and disappointment on his face would be hilarious
that would actually suck.
it'd be better if christina found she enjoyed it.
@@austindolan7182 Yea, he'd probably have to get rid of her if she didn't like it.
Just do one of those face-cams
“A minute is a long time in scrum time.” Aww, that’s cute Christina.
I've ate my wife's scrum all the time. I don't know why Christina is scared. It doesn't taste or smell bad. It's awesome.
Awesome😃👍
Awesome 😃👍
Awesome 😃👍
I actually needed a morning this answer I just didn’t know how to ask it so thank you so much LOL
A man vs woman's scrum is a very different thing
The lick is how Garth confirms kills before handing them off to be hidden
This is the funniest negotiation I've ever watched 😅😅
Im glad you got this on film. It will come in handy if divorce ever comes into play
Ok I’ll come back to this after I finish my dinner.
She took the fun out of the entire thing with all the negotiations 😆
jesus christ I was not ready for the sound bite 8:21 😂
Best conversation ever
This clip is from Ep.606 in case anyone was wondering.
This clip is hilarious! The way Tom is trying to convince Christina is priceless
She’s like a child fighting over eating her veggies. The same answer your parents gave you applies here “Just eat it it’s good for you”
I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.
💀💀💀💀 Tom is such a great source of encouragement for his wife
possibly the best clip on the channel, Todd is so convincing.
I cannot believe I got an ad for scrum teams while watching this!
how did i miss this? jesus this is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like I’m watching a couples therapy through a 1 way mirror
Dude laugh in the background gets me every time lol
Holy Shit! One of the most hilarious things ever. Her facial expressions..I laughed so hard I was crying
"women don't have to..."
No Christina they don't. They want to. Taste the rainbow.
Her exhale when he said "one minute" 😂
Haha Tom might not want to open this door, first he wants his scrum ate then he'll want it pegged 😂
The sheer amount of shit that I learned from this fucking podcast that I never wanted to know but still can’t stop watching it is absolutely endless
Their poor children are going to see this video one day 🤣🤣🤣
If they are even preteens they've seen this lol kids today are fucking bad
It’s two years later and Tom is still fighting the good fight.
"its only smells".. i remember that video.
"I don't want to taste...." cracked me up.
We all just want to see tom win😂
Tom went from not hankerin, to hankerin real quick🤣😂
Got to love that if we see Tom with a fresh baby face, we know what's up
Glad i picked tgis video to watch while eating my sandwich.... lmao
The idea of their kids watching this is hilarious.
I like the raucous laughter in the background.
Fml. This had me legit crying. Bravooooo
LMAOOOOO this is so fkn bizarre how Tom is just discussing this with her so casually 😂 😆 😂
Toms face I conquer with that man's ideologies
How long she asks! Just listen to your heart. It'll tell you how long is enough.
This is so hilarious dude they are so serious
She looks so mortified lol. Somebody save this woman! 😂😂😂😂
Love it when toms looking at her saying there's not guna be any chocolate around hes looking at her like PLZ JUST DO IT! Lmfao
Christina low key trying to derail the fantasy by talking about airline hot cheetos diarrhea sweats. LUL
I fucking love hearing the dudes losing their shit laughing in the background lol.
I love to hear them laugh in the background. Hahaha.
I have never laughed so hard
😂 😂. This is fucking gold
You can look at her face and watch her soul leave when Tom said "Can we do like a minute"?
"Chowing" lol!!!
What a title for a clip. . . You had me at hello.
Christina needs to do this for Tom. Life in this universe depends on it.
Jesus, this conversation sounds like a hostage negotiation lmao
This marital negotiation is so relatable lol 😂😂😂
Tim’s straight face. Reaction “he’s such a good guy”
i can't wait for the day your kid is old enough and curious enough and looks at your youtube videos ahahaha
DEAD DEAD DEAD LMFAO. "i think everyone wants to hear it"
"As a former younger woman, I can attest to it" lmfao
How long do you need to be down there? Till you get it right.
I haven’t caught follow up to this but I’m hoping theres an episode with beardless tom and maybe Christina in an eye patch