A Hankerin' for Scrum - YMH Highlight

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  • Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
  • Tom Segura and Christina P discuss eating scrum after YMH regular Rob Iler brought to Christina's attention that it is now the norm. Tom and CP agree on the parameters in which Christina will attempt it.
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  • @pangolothian
    @pangolothian 3 роки тому +669

    "Should I play the trombone during?"
    "I think everyone would want to hear it, yeah"
    💀💀💀

    • @MoKiShea
      @MoKiShea 3 роки тому +21

      He bounced back with that so quick 😂😂😂

    • @bobloerakker7010
      @bobloerakker7010 3 роки тому +14

      I nearly choked on my joint listening to this.

    • @ZachXthagod
      @ZachXthagod 2 роки тому +4

      They really are made for each other

    • @DeRussellMasina
      @DeRussellMasina 2 роки тому +2

      Pure gold

  • @simonsays525
    @simonsays525 3 роки тому +684

    Christina: "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?"
    Me: "Definitely. Bert on all fours."

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 3 роки тому +5

      Ralphie May on all fours.
      Then again, i don't think he's a very hairy person, so it would just be the fat thing.

    • @blooddancer1
      @blooddancer1 3 роки тому +5

      @@undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 he also dead so...

    • @jleos0095
      @jleos0095 2 роки тому +4

      @@blooddancer1 which makes it even scarier! 😂

  • @maverickd6214
    @maverickd6214 3 роки тому +1034

    Cant wait for the YMH clip titled “Christina finally ate Tom’s scrum”

    • @13lakeSullivan
      @13lakeSullivan 3 роки тому +27

      That's all i want for my birthday... Tom to get some scrum lickage action. It's just manners, Christina.

    • @wyatthausman4377
      @wyatthausman4377 3 роки тому +29

      The scrummening.

    • @mitchellhapgood
      @mitchellhapgood 3 роки тому +37

      Not even, he's just gonna be clean shaven and we'll know. Hahaha

    • @manamitoyota95
      @manamitoyota95 3 роки тому +5

      We better see a video of it on a YMH Live

    • @scottybricks3996
      @scottybricks3996 3 роки тому +2

      @@wyatthausman4377 hahaha, yes

  • @TheRSTD1
    @TheRSTD1 3 роки тому +748

    Christina, it’s not just a lick, it’s a lifestyle.

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 3 роки тому +14

      It's not just a lifestyle, it's a delicacy to quote Trick Daddy.

    • @mrhead2781
      @mrhead2781 3 роки тому +6

      RIM JOB JONES

    • @michaelgarcia1018
      @michaelgarcia1018 2 роки тому +4

      Only a year late to the party but that was funny AF😂🤣😂

    • @bumboywillynut8868
      @bumboywillynut8868 Рік тому

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @gebrazer
    @gebrazer 3 роки тому +407

    Cheers to Christina for doing more negotiating on the topic in 3 minutes than my exwife did in 7 years.

  • @hanadali7394
    @hanadali7394 3 роки тому +60

    the laughter in the back always get me

  • @Kahlalily
    @Kahlalily 3 роки тому +58

    I had NO idea I even needed this conversation in my life.
    🤣I'm crying

  • @ericl2105
    @ericl2105 3 роки тому +88

    It’s a podcast moment like THIS that puts the final nail in terrestrial radio’s coffin.

  • @havok1786
    @havok1786 3 роки тому +72

    'you're not gonna gape me.'
    Famous last words 🤣

  • @rictoectol9814
    @rictoectol9814 3 роки тому +1419

    If I see Tom’s face unshaved: we’ll all know what she did.

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 3 роки тому +51

      watch him do everything she asked, and him go 'goddammit she still won't eat it!'

    • @aliciab77
      @aliciab77 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 роки тому +12

      *shaved

    • @MrAnthimos112
      @MrAnthimos112 3 роки тому +2

      Was just going to write this , lol.

    • @Charlezard.
      @Charlezard. 3 роки тому +4

      Unshaved? Like how it is in this video and every other video?

  • @woodstock6792
    @woodstock6792 3 роки тому +72

    Tom looks like a congressman when scrum comes up

  • @CalebH31
    @CalebH31 3 роки тому +100

    "Can you imagine anything more disgusting than you on all fours?" This is the greatest marriage in history

  • @paultate5213
    @paultate5213 3 роки тому +216

    Christina you have to commit to conducting the whole orchestra, the trombone, snare drum the maracas and the xylophone.

  • @jshay2324
    @jshay2324 2 роки тому +8

    "Can we do like a minute?" *tremoring deep breaths from Christina* lmao

  • @DK-kv5vj
    @DK-kv5vj 3 роки тому +190

    I swear, sometimes it feel like you’re both listening in on the conversations my husband and I have and just replaying them here. I feel Christina’s pain. After 13 years of hearing my hubby blow up a toilet and seeing the backsplash aftermath, I know too much. I don’t want to be anywhere near that area. Good luck Christina.

    • @TruthIsTheNewHate84
      @TruthIsTheNewHate84 3 роки тому +16

      And you don't think any of that mess has splashed up on his D and Bs? You touch those right?

    • @goochI034
      @goochI034 3 роки тому +7

      They are called “toilet freckles” and my Dad was THE KING of toilet freckles back when I was growing up!

    • @traviscoates6878
      @traviscoates6878 3 роки тому +14

      Look, it can all be referred to in an American classic novel that goes by the name of, “Everybody Poops.” Therefore, “Everybody Scrums.”

    • @carsonking6199
      @carsonking6199 3 роки тому +2

      @@traviscoates6878 funny thing is it was originally published in Japan

    • @robertoleal8214
      @robertoleal8214 2 роки тому +1

      Ya, but he has to be near yours uh?

  • @alansmith4287
    @alansmith4287 3 роки тому +141

    Christina i have tried Hungarian food. Youve made it half way home already

  • @cesarlaflame
    @cesarlaflame 3 роки тому +125

    I watched this while eating a pulled pork sandwich probably not the smartest decision in my life

  • @godemperor9122
    @godemperor9122 3 роки тому +350

    Guess if Tom pulls up with a clean shave any day soon we'll know whats up

    • @thetek9
      @thetek9 3 роки тому +17

      One of these podcasts Tom is going to start off clean shaven with a giant smile on his face, and Tom is never going to have a beard again.

    • @calebfernandez7782
      @calebfernandez7782 2 місяці тому

      Have you seen his most recent video with Matthew McConaughey!!!

  • @Diesel257
    @Diesel257 3 роки тому +36

    She's negotiating! You got her fam!

  • @BlueCheeseBae
    @BlueCheeseBae 3 роки тому +7

    “I can stand with one leg up and hold a cheek open” 😂😂😂

  • @callagoza
    @callagoza 3 роки тому +102

    "It's only smellz" 🤣 that's some old efukt comedy right there 🤣

  • @toddlawson8122
    @toddlawson8122 3 роки тому +16

    I love how serious she’s taking this. 😂

  • @marketteers
    @marketteers 3 роки тому +7

    “It doesn’t have to go in.... just around” 😂😂

  • @joshs.3659
    @joshs.3659 3 роки тому +20

    God damn, the Rocco accent dropping “Its only smells” is fucking killing me

  • @randysimmons8684
    @randysimmons8684 3 роки тому +74

    If Christina has to ask all these questions about technique, she obviously hasn't been on the receiving end

    • @davidsills424
      @davidsills424 2 роки тому +5

      Yo are you the Randy they looking for? 🤣🤣

  • @jeremymcfarland5655
    @jeremymcfarland5655 3 роки тому +36

    Watching Christina's face resign to pure disgust at the thought of having to do this to Tom is both sad and hilarious.

  • @DrSnowglobes
    @DrSnowglobes 3 роки тому +10

    “A minute is a long time in scrum time.” Aww, that’s cute Christina.

  • @brandiclark7117
    @brandiclark7117 2 роки тому +3

    I hollered all the way through this

  • @mattlewis6517
    @mattlewis6517 3 роки тому +347

    Is there anything more sensual than hammering out the details of a rimming contract with your reluctant woman on a podcast? You guys are real role models for sexual expression and freedom in today's world. God bless 🙏🙏 💮🤪

    • @LiKWiDjay
      @LiKWiDjay 3 роки тому +6

      Yes. Shes a grown would. Its a part of her hubsbands body. Its just annoying and childish at this point. Corny just do it and stfu already

    • @aliciab77
      @aliciab77 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. 2 роки тому +5

      deadass though. be honest with your partner.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +2

      Tf is that pink star lookin thing with 7 dots?

    • @pegleg2959
      @pegleg2959 2 роки тому +2

      @@GlorifiedGremlin its a cherry blossom, but I think he's doing a scrum diagram

  • @idontedit7375
    @idontedit7375 2 роки тому +2

    This is the funniest negotiation I've ever watched 😅😅

  • @guyfawkes8790
    @guyfawkes8790 3 роки тому +13

    The look on her face when she's imagining doing it....priceless

  • @MikEEEB32
    @MikEEEB32 6 місяців тому +4

    She’s like a child fighting over eating her veggies. The same answer your parents gave you applies here “Just eat it it’s good for you”

  • @noobforlife91
    @noobforlife91 3 роки тому +12

    When she said "okay" his reaction was priceless
    7:58

  • @ahmedkamalhasin2070
    @ahmedkamalhasin2070 3 роки тому +15

    I hope Christina finally does it one day and they make an entire special episode regarding that. People will pay to watch that episode lol.

    • @anatta467
      @anatta467 2 роки тому

      she def eats scrum.

  • @virtualrenegade440
    @virtualrenegade440 3 роки тому +9

    Tom is so fucking excited, hell im happy for him he has a solution for every hitch instantly i love it

  • @abneraranivar346
    @abneraranivar346 3 роки тому +55

    Lmao i love how Tom is pretending like his asshole is harmless & not the WMD we all know it really is poor Christina 💀🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @miscible21
    @miscible21 2 роки тому +3

    The Rocco bit had me in stitches lol!

  • @cage-rage1797
    @cage-rage1797 3 роки тому +26

    I love this podcast, Tim Allen and Crystal Pineapple are so funny. Cant wait to see Tim with a clean shave.

    • @Nopem6734
      @Nopem6734 3 роки тому

      It's Christie Pinacolada not pineapple

  • @Amir-kc9yu
    @Amir-kc9yu 3 роки тому +6

    She took the fun out of the entire thing with all the negotiations 😆

  • @Mitch-M
    @Mitch-M 3 роки тому +40

    She’s starting to believe....

  • @exyourself
    @exyourself 3 роки тому +2

    This clip is hilarious! The way Tom is trying to convince Christina is priceless

  • @griff7533
    @griff7533 2 роки тому +2

    Ok I’ll come back to this after I finish my dinner.

  • @_ventolin__
    @_ventolin__ 3 роки тому +67

    i really hope Tim gets underwhelmed by the experience like GET OFF ME
    the sadness and disappointment on his face would be hilarious

    • @austindolan7182
      @austindolan7182 3 роки тому +4

      that would actually suck.
      it'd be better if christina found she enjoyed it.

    • @gas33z
      @gas33z 3 роки тому +1

      @@austindolan7182 Yea, he'd probably have to get rid of her if she didn't like it.

    • @rhino202
      @rhino202 3 роки тому

      Just do one of those face-cams

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 3 роки тому +153

    “That’s a lot of work”
    It’s called a -job for a reason, Crapstina

    • @Koryoswolfspirit
      @Koryoswolfspirit 3 роки тому +4

      She became a comedian so she doesn’t have to have a job though

  • @sniperslim
    @sniperslim 2 роки тому +3

    jesus christ I was not ready for the sound bite 8:21 😂

  • @ttott0013
    @ttott0013 3 роки тому +7

    Absolutely love the podcast. One of my favorites.

  • @divinelyshpongled
    @divinelyshpongled 2 роки тому +1

    This clip is from Ep.606 in case anyone was wondering.

  • @andrewubelhor8139
    @andrewubelhor8139 2 роки тому +5

    The lick is how Garth confirms kills before handing them off to be hidden

  • @stevenguevara2184
    @stevenguevara2184 3 роки тому +5

    Im glad you got this on film. It will come in handy if divorce ever comes into play

  • @anthonybica529
    @anthonybica529 3 роки тому +22

    I feel like I’m watching a couples therapy through a 1 way mirror

  • @seanj.3644
    @seanj.3644 3 роки тому +11

    Haha Tom might not want to open this door, first he wants his scrum ate then he'll want it pegged 😂

  • @seanwilks7712
    @seanwilks7712 3 роки тому

    I cannot believe I got an ad for scrum teams while watching this!

  • @boyerindustries
    @boyerindustries 3 роки тому +8

    💀💀💀💀 Tom is such a great source of encouragement for his wife

  • @thejeswith1s
    @thejeswith1s 2 роки тому +1

    All my questions answered. Thank you.

  • @alexanderbohm607
    @alexanderbohm607 2 роки тому +1

    how did i miss this? jesus this is gold. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vitamind2387
    @vitamind2387 Рік тому +1

    It’s two years later and Tom is still fighting the good fight.

  • @buckwiild2101
    @buckwiild2101 3 роки тому +2

    Love it when toms looking at her saying there's not guna be any chocolate around hes looking at her like PLZ JUST DO IT! Lmfao

  • @nicholasiorio8968
    @nicholasiorio8968 Рік тому +1

    Her exhale when he said "one minute" 😂

  • @LuisBravo-bx8yb
    @LuisBravo-bx8yb 3 роки тому +127

    Anyone else think the scrum eating should be a pay per view event?

    • @tedium37
      @tedium37 3 роки тому +12

      Yes but out of respect for Tim's weight loss it can't be called a heavy segment.

  • @dbarton8651
    @dbarton8651 3 роки тому +4

    Tom went from not hankerin, to hankerin real quick🤣😂

  • @powerhouse884
    @powerhouse884 3 роки тому +5

    LMAOOOOO this is so fkn bizarre how Tom is just discussing this with her so casually 😂 😆 😂

  • @kevmarpnky
    @kevmarpnky 2 роки тому +2

    possibly the best clip on the channel, Todd is so convincing.

  • @ProdDRyte
    @ProdDRyte 2 роки тому +1

    Dude laugh in the background gets me every time lol

  • @billwrubel6313
    @billwrubel6313 3 роки тому +7

    Holy Shit! One of the most hilarious things ever. Her facial expressions..I laughed so hard I was crying

  • @Poppins242
    @Poppins242 3 роки тому +59

    Get in there Christina! She's such a square sometimes

    • @mikepryor7467
      @mikepryor7467 3 роки тому +7

      thatta girl

    • @senseibean1663
      @senseibean1663 3 роки тому +4

      Bless your soul

    • @rhysmorgan9049
      @rhysmorgan9049 3 роки тому +3

      You seem fun to be around

    • @TheMikeMase
      @TheMikeMase 3 роки тому +6

      You’re also talking about the same woman who thought doing acid 3 times gave her permanent brain damage. Total square bear

    • @rorytribbet6424
      @rorytribbet6424 2 роки тому +1

      May god have mercy on your dm’s

  • @marknoll943
    @marknoll943 3 роки тому +6

    I think with all the benile media content going on today, this is really getting to the meat of what's important. Let's make the world a better place with follow through.

  • @mikeavila6921
    @mikeavila6921 3 роки тому +74

    I've ate my wife's scrum all the time. I don't know why Christina is scared. It doesn't taste or smell bad. It's awesome.

  • @chickybluetherealone
    @chickybluetherealone Рік тому +1

    "I don't want to taste...." cracked me up.

  • @geoffkirk4956
    @geoffkirk4956 3 роки тому +1

    Best conversation ever

  • @nnn43
    @nnn43 3 роки тому +3

    The sheer amount of shit that I learned from this fucking podcast that I never wanted to know but still can’t stop watching it is absolutely endless

  • @jersonfigueiredo5079
    @jersonfigueiredo5079 2 роки тому +5

    The idea of their kids watching this is hilarious.

  • @bryanergau6682
    @bryanergau6682 Рік тому +1

    You can look at her face and watch her soul leave when Tom said "Can we do like a minute"?

  • @Louis-wp3fq
    @Louis-wp3fq 3 роки тому +201

    Khalyla definitely eats Bobby Lee's scrum.

    • @Matteuslee
      @Matteuslee 3 роки тому +14

      So does cheeto.

    • @atyusriggins3824
      @atyusriggins3824 3 роки тому +23

      Id say that's the tip of the iceberg with them🤣

    • @IMPYEMU
      @IMPYEMU 3 роки тому +4

      Of course, they aren’t married

    • @thomasmitchell4128
      @thomasmitchell4128 3 роки тому +4

      @Marc Dumont Some people prefer some sauce with their scrum, don't yuck someone's yum.

    • @hornedlobster
      @hornedlobster 3 роки тому +1

      @Marc Dumont extra flavor?

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 3 роки тому +3

    Glad i picked tgis video to watch while eating my sandwich.... lmao

  • @maxwelldavis7076
    @maxwelldavis7076 3 роки тому +10

    Got to love that if we see Tom with a fresh baby face, we know what's up

  • @dustinsanchez7820
    @dustinsanchez7820 2 роки тому +1

    Toms face I conquer with that man's ideologies

  • @poisonevie6667
    @poisonevie6667 Рік тому

    This marital negotiation is so relatable lol 😂😂😂

  • @jokke6265
    @jokke6265 2 роки тому +1

    "its only smells".. i remember that video.

  • @josephmars20
    @josephmars20 3 роки тому +1

    I fucking love hearing the dudes losing their shit laughing in the background lol.

  • @trypt1
    @trypt1 3 роки тому +2

    "As a former younger woman, I can attest to it" lmfao

  • @YouOnlyIiveTwice
    @YouOnlyIiveTwice 3 роки тому +3

    Jesus, this conversation sounds like a hostage negotiation lmao

  • @ECJ1776
    @ECJ1776 3 роки тому +14

    Their poor children are going to see this video one day 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ScoobyShotU
      @ScoobyShotU 3 роки тому +1

      If they are even preteens they've seen this lol kids today are fucking bad

  • @coolbeanzs
    @coolbeanzs 3 роки тому +2

    "Chowing" lol!!!

  • @Beef5
    @Beef5 Рік тому +1

    How long she asks! Just listen to your heart. It'll tell you how long is enough.

  • @EcSsAwS
    @EcSsAwS 2 роки тому +1

    I have never laughed so hard
    😂 😂. This is fucking gold

  • @atyusriggins3824
    @atyusriggins3824 3 роки тому +11

    We all just want to see tom win😂

  • @TTEGGA94
    @TTEGGA94 3 роки тому +7

    i can't wait for the day your kid is old enough and curious enough and looks at your youtube videos ahahaha

  • @christophercollins3632
    @christophercollins3632 3 роки тому +19

    Christina low key trying to derail the fantasy by talking about airline hot cheetos diarrhea sweats. LUL

  • @S.A.N.503
    @S.A.N.503 3 роки тому +8

    She looks so mortified lol. Somebody save this woman! 😂😂😂😂

  • @leogosse7946
    @leogosse7946 3 роки тому +1

    This is so hilarious dude they are so serious

  • @BedoinSpaceman
    @BedoinSpaceman 2 роки тому +1

    Fml. This had me legit crying. Bravooooo

  • @MaxPower-js1sk
    @MaxPower-js1sk 3 роки тому

    I like the raucous laughter in the background.

  • @brandonweis2884
    @brandonweis2884 3 роки тому +6

    Christina needs to do this for Tom. Life in this universe depends on it.

  • @matthew413
    @matthew413 2 роки тому +1

    Tim’s straight face. Reaction “he’s such a good guy”

  • @michaeldelarm1630
    @michaeldelarm1630 2 роки тому

    DEAD DEAD DEAD LMFAO. "i think everyone wants to hear it"

  • @cdarnau
    @cdarnau 3 роки тому +1

    I love to hear them laugh in the background. Hahaha.

  • @devinwolf3340
    @devinwolf3340 2 роки тому

    What a title for a clip. . . You had me at hello.

  • @thrashlatem
    @thrashlatem 3 роки тому +5

    We know if we see Tom without his beard he had a good night 🤣

  • @anonymouspsycho6972
    @anonymouspsycho6972 2 роки тому +4

    I haven’t caught follow up to this but I’m hoping theres an episode with beardless tom and maybe Christina in an eye patch

  • @maxwarren4277
    @maxwarren4277 Рік тому

    “I’m scared” was sooooo genuine. I actually felt bad for her for a second.