These are the combat scenes from Star Wars Chess for the Sega CD. This is the Empire victory version where Vader and the boys kick some Rebel Alliance ass.
And if you go by legends, it looks crap because it is effective- spreads the heat out which pretty much always means the trooper gets knocked out, but no real injury.
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@@taurock96 true but honestly the only reason why rebels won in the first place cause vader and palp gave each other death at the same time lmao. otherwise no one would beat the empire until rey a thing lol
If all the stormtroopers where as competent and had his armor the empire would not even have to worry about almost anything except there own stormtroopers.
Gotta love how most of Wookie's deaths is him going melee for no reason when he had a fight in control. For force's sake dude, you had that stormtrooper but blew it completely xD
You are correct, there's no legal circumstances where kings can be facing each other. This was most likely done as a bonus, unless there's some oversight by Software Toolworks (which seems unlikely, they were mostly known for their Chess games).
0:18 rip r2 d2 0:29 breaking into pieces 1:00 luke's death 1:13 turn roll 1:17 smash! 1:25 dissapear and appear 1:35 balance fight 1:43 fall 1:48 slam saber 2:02 shot explosion 2:10 hit squashed 2:55 shot turn 3:02 head turn fell off 3:11 burn out goo 3:20 burn🔥 3:28 take up and smash 3:36 tied up 3:53 saber take explode 4:03 body part chop off 4:16 force throw 4:20 Magic and death fate 4:42 shaking grab 4:56 fate dissapear 5:09 electrical ⚡ 5:24 electric shock 5:54 electric shock luke 6:02 dark empire strikes
C-3PO: This is very irregular Boba: *Slaps 3po across the head* *C-3PO’s head falls off* C-3PO: My head!! Gets sucked up into the vacuum Boba: *Shrugs*
A forced checkmate gambit. If the computers only move is into checkmate, it will always select the most important opponent. In this case, the opposing king. Unlike the computer version, which only indicated "checkmate", the Sega CD version played out the battle scene.
![Star Wars Chess (The Software Toolworks) (Windows 3.x) [1993] [PC Longplay]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kIUlmuEtgkY/mqdefault.jpg)
Stormtrooper armor that actually protects the wearer? This isn't canon!!!
I know the joke is old but it is actually canon.
And if you go by legends, it looks crap because it is effective- spreads the heat out which pretty much always means the trooper gets knocked out, but no real injury.
Lol it is canon now apparently it was better than clone trooper armour
And they aim for the enemy when they fire NO FU CKING WAY
TU more canon than they hitting the target
Why is no one talking about the stormtrooper trying to kill himself against yoda
Oh, I thought Yoda did that.
@@joannis46678 Sort of. He mind tricked the Storm Trooper into shooting himself.
Yoda makes that man kill himself in his win.
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@@j.vonhogen9650 What
Force Unleashed II: my treatment of the beloved OT characters and their horrifying deaths will haunt you forever
Star Wars Chess: hold my juri juice
Same with the first Force Unleashed game. First time that I saw Obi-Wan get thrown into the millennium falcon’s engine I was so sad!
@@ryanhutchinson4467 ya the dlc made Star killer my least favorite Star Wars character
But if it’s not the dlc he’s we’ll probably my 5 favorite
jawa juice*
I love how the stormtrooper mostly wins by actually NOT aiming their target, it just happens accidently, even back in the day they knew
What do you mean back in the day? It was 10 years since release of Return of the Jedi, of course they knew xD
@@drumbeard You know what ? Touché
@@taurock96 true but honestly the only reason why rebels won in the first place cause vader and palp gave each other death at the same time lmao. otherwise no one would beat the empire until rey a thing lol
The Stormtroopers don't have bad aim. They didn't kill Luke in the gang because they wanted them to lead the empire to the rebel base.
Couldn't they have picked ordinary Rebel soldiers as Pawns instead of R2-D2s?
Forget the rebel storm troopers why the at st as tall as the other characters? xD
And why Tuscan Raiders? They never once helped the Empire.
They went with R2-D2 and Tusken Raiders because those are more marketable.
@@JimmyTheAce89 Lord Vader would have killed him even if he is on his team^^.
@@Siegberg91 Darth Vader would have killed not just the men but the woman and the children too
4:42 I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE BANANA PUDDING!!!
+AQWorldMelzar YES! YES!
Tbh I don't think that the rape was necessary
Lol
TRUE HORROR
Did I just see Darth Vader straight up kidnap leia and stuff her in his cape 0-0
Leak is Darth Vader’s daughter so it’s not kidnapping
It's a tiny Vulcan pinch
I told you
*shakes violently*
I don't like banana pudding!
@@PantherAusfD1944 its the vulcan neck pinch
Leila is his daughter.
Better call fbi if there is any in space
How could I possibly forget Emperor Palpatine’s most famous signature move.
Force dirt devil.
"Emperor Palestine"
Chewie, Leia and Luke's deaths were.... like.... dark... wtf
Excuse me but the AT ST literally crushing C3-P0 wasn’t a dark death?
Ya right, why set a wookie on fire, going to take months to get the smell of burning hair out of your cape.
Their deaths were dark.
DARK SIDE
I'd say they're more brutal than dark
They make the Disney deaths feel minuscule in comparison lol
Surprisingly brutal!
rdubayoo And very funny with hindsight.
IKR? Some are grim even. Lets not mention how Leia gets smacked around.
especially darth vader killing luke and leia. you know, his own children.
If all the stormtroopers where as competent and had his armor the empire would not even have to worry about almost anything except there own stormtroopers.
DeathClawScout oh and luck forgot to put in luck.
DeathClawScout That one Stormtrooper who:
-Goes down to the range every day.
-Polishes his armor with clearcoat
-experiments on weekends.
Detective Doomy You know that you can edit comments, right?
1:16 "Oh dear.' *Gets smashed to bits* "Ouch, that hurt."
0:59 if only all storm troopers fight like this...
Honestly I wish. That would make the fight scenes more tough for the rebels, which would only make the both the empire and rebels even cooler.
@@kingofworms831 rebels wouldnt last that long lmao
(I don't know when "4 years ago" exactly was for this comment) they were much stronger in Rogue one at least
They really need a floor that can reflect bullet.
Then the movies will only be at least 10 minutes
0:36 the ground has better aim!
No it doesn’t stormtroopers are known for their accuracy ask obi-wan
@@jacktheflash8478 wow that's really saying something
You know all about the ground, don't you, Kiyo?
so does a seesaw
Oh hi kiyo how's your sister?
4:06 its just a flesh wound.
nuttyprof99 References :3
Flareon1754 References! Quips! Puns! Jokes! ;P
Tis but a scratch
Your arms off
... Alright! We'll call it a draw!
Most of these just seem to be the result of carelessness on the heroes part.
Hey man, the plot armor can only go so far.
I love how in the Tuskan Raider animations that Yoda just sorta leaves.
He doesn't die he's just like
"Going home, I am."
The Queens
"WITH A WALK CYCLE LIKE THAT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A DIVA" - ﹰJonﹰTron boy
Darth Vader, the Queen
fierce diva queen, honey!
0:09-1:00 Where was this guy when the empire needed him
Playing chess
Gotta love how most of Wookie's deaths is him going melee for no reason when he had a fight in control. For force's sake dude, you had that stormtrooper but blew it completely xD
3:11
Yoda... he got turned into goo.
That’s too bad I really like Yoda.
No cbt for him
@@atarashi1624 goo torture
I read first as "poo".
Me when I catch baby yoda
Jontron reference
1:16 JESUS
Andrew Lopez That was some mortal combat level shit.
Oh Dio
*O U C H* *T H A T* *H U R T S*
5:50
Emperor: if you will not join me then you will die!
Luke: oh yeah? You and what lightning hands?
Vader: oh, see, you shouldn't have said that.
king of games and anime wouldn't king taking king be impossible though
Joshua Gilbert this isn’t regular chess
Is that a family guy star wars reference?
It only Luke had another lightsaber and said some bullshit about him being all of the jedi
Aces 123 😂
0:57 he has embraced his faults and have turned them into his strengths
I've always wanted to see C3PO get brutally murdered in several different ways
Me too.
You guys Are mean
Lol he doesnt even seem to mind that much. Saying “oh dear,” “oh my” and “ouch, that hurt” kinda shows how little he seems bothered lol
Soo satisfying to see well thought out, character specific details.
4:53 Dude, that was your son!
More like poor C3PO. That was his robot!
_was_
@@foodood8895 was because he's dead
No obi won was youre father
No I was and this was like chess
Most violent chess ever
Ok
Regicide is better
4:32 Now we know where Ben learned the technique to kill his father with.
That moment when you realize that the bishops walk onto the stage diagonally in their intro scene.
I love how the developers couldn't bring themselves to animate Yoda being killed violently but they have no issue killing the fuck out of C-3PO.
What about Chewbacca?
CHEWY NOOO @@kainthedragoon8081
5:36 Revenge of the Sith alternate ending. Wait, this game is completed long before prequel trilogy. Force tornado is canon?
Maybe
There is a force ability called force whirlwind
Knower of truth neat
Archer Dark I mean, it is only a better version of force push
4:22 "Collect blue abbots, Avantis"
scuse me... what?
I was super confused by that too!?
Your futile efforts are worthless
the one true fusky thx
*your futile efforts are pointless
4:45 Woah what's he doing?
Sabrina The Traveller cumming to the dark side.
+Sabrina The Challenger "Now you know... the power of the dark side."
Shooting a Brazzers video.
@Nitty Gritty S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A
Peeing on a corpse.
Why does the emperor vs Luke one exist? Isn’t it impossible for kings to get near each other?
Most likely for completeness's sake or for potential debugging.
Jake Everhart it is possible but is incredibly rare
Not impossible. Just incredibly stupid if they do.
That animation is for checkmate
You are correct, there's no legal circumstances where kings can be facing each other. This was most likely done as a bonus, unless there's some oversight by Software Toolworks (which seems unlikely, they were mostly known for their Chess games).
The Stormtrooper hitting a ricochet to go around Luke's lightsaber is genuis!
4:00
4:37
4:49
“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!”
1:47
This one surprised me the most he just outright breaks Luke’s neck
Parry this filthy casual
JESUS MEEM HE BRAKES WITH ONE HIT
DODGE THIS YOU BASTAARD
1:30 Holy shit, Yoda just peaces out. Never thought he'd be scared of a friggen Raider.
I'm pretty sure the tusken just kills him while he's invisible.
didnt you see what that tusken raider did to C3-PO
5:36 I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend.
4:43 *YOU WILL NOW KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARKSIDE*
sounds like an intro from a porn parody, but aight
@@hyperzed5256 it was intended to sound like that
*_E X H A L I N G N O I S E_*
Lol when the storm trooper kill c-3p0, i can imagine him saying "Shut the fuck up!"
0:18 rip r2 d2
0:29 breaking into pieces
1:00 luke's death
1:13 turn roll
1:17 smash!
1:25 dissapear and appear
1:35 balance fight
1:43 fall
1:48 slam saber
2:02 shot explosion
2:10 hit squashed
2:55 shot turn
3:02 head turn fell off
3:11 burn out goo
3:20 burn🔥
3:28 take up and smash
3:36 tied up
3:53 saber take explode
4:03 body part chop off
4:16 force throw
4:20 Magic and death fate
4:42 shaking grab
4:56 fate dissapear
5:09 electrical ⚡
5:24 electric shock
5:54 electric shock luke
6:02 dark empire strikes
I see where Klyo got the idea from 4:32
Stole it. Just like his whole character.
@asriel dreemurr fan35 hi asriel
4:03 I thought C-3PO was going to say "Tis but a scratch".
1:35 you can hear Chewbacca’s bones crunch as he crumpled to the floor, his spine instantly cracked from the impact.
Jss meem with he survive he cant walk
what did Vader do to Leia
It was raping time
What did Boba Fett do to Leia?
You don’t wanna know.
He put her in his inventory, obviously.
Put her to the dark side
EA needs to add this as an extra mode in their next Star Wars title.
Darth Vader: Umm, why am i the queen? im a guy
Hairul Shamsul because the queen is the most useful unit in chess games, lord Vader.
@@nintendorakyamato1859 Darth Vader: Well i don't like it. Who ever put me in a queen chess, will suffer the wrath of my force
Emperor's bitch.
"Darth Vader force choke on Yama"
Funny thing is, they could have used the less common name of the queen: minister.
The leia deaths. Moaning out "oh god!" 😂
People say Stormtroopers armor never works. They say they never hit heir targets. This video has proved them wrong
I’d like to point out almost all the StormTroopers kills seemed to be by accident.
I'm surprised he actually doesn't miss
That ain't no casual stormtrooper
The storm trooper:
Death incarnate
3:11 3:21 *When Boba Fett forgot Jango's flamethrower and rocket launcher and has to improvise*
Title: The Queens
Me: *Vader isn't a queen..*
He's a king to queen
Nobody asks the true questions
Why is this on Sega CD?
Because Sega does what nintendon't.
Tim O'Hara I think they can in this version
I love the fact that Vader is a _Queen._
Well Vader is the enforcer of Palpatine's will so he would do most of the front up action, while Sidious is plotting in the background
Queen is the best piece of chess
0:37 The greatest shot a Stormtroper could ever perform
This is surprisingly brutal for a chess game lol.
Give the first stormtrooper a raise
Yoda forced a guy to kill himself? Jesus Christ...
This is disturbing seeing our favorite characters die brutally
3:49 man Vader killing what was once his Astromech and Protocol Droid makes me kind of sad.
If Star Wars didn't had plot shield would have been like
Aimbot stormtrooper is so op thanks god we didn't see him in Star wars
4:01 darth vader is destroying his own creation
"Your futile efforts are pointless"
3:00 death by pimp hand, Boba Fett confirms he is no. 1
Don't you mean 3:00
**gets literally crushed to pieces*
Ouch. That hurt!
I like how the Tuskan didn't even know if he beat Yoda or not, lol. Dude was just like "I guess I won?"
Imagine overthrowing the empire and bringing peace...
This comment is made by *The Empire*
Star wars has been made into almost everything at this point!
Me: *watches a single chess video*
UA-cam: *you liked it, HERE'S MORE*
C-3PO: This is very irregular
Boba: *Slaps 3po across the head*
*C-3PO’s head falls off*
C-3PO: My head!!
Gets sucked up into the vacuum
Boba: *Shrugs*
If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Leia tried to punch Vader
This and Battle Chess were the only ways to play video game chess in the 90s.
Can we just talk about how Darth vader just like...S U C C E D up Leia?
this vid is pure nostalgia for some reason
1:44 Who gived to Luke a toy lightsaber???
Obi-wan Ben KenYou In A New Hope.
Some Death Trooper secretly took away his lightsaber and replaced it
**Childhood ruined**
Stormtrooper
*ACCURACY 100*
It's an old PC game. This is the Sega CD version. Basically it's Battle Chess with the Star Wars cast instead of the King Arthur characters.
who else is here because of Jontron?
+Swindle94 Me....Ecch.
Me
Ramjet94 me
Who?
Can't help but smirk every time C-3PO gets rekt.
Bruh Yoda tricked the trooper into shooting himself and he FUCKING MISSED LMAO
Strongest storm trooper ever
1:52 “Yoda’s looking here like he did some serious weed dude. This little green guy knows what’s up.” - Jon Jafari
A forced checkmate gambit. If the computers only move is into checkmate, it will always select the most important opponent. In this case, the opposing king. Unlike the computer version, which only indicated "checkmate", the Sega CD version played out the battle scene.
The only time you'll see a stormtrooper actually hit something.
That Tusken club just destroys the ground and deflects the lightsaber like nothing
That Vader vs 3PO was brutal. Just "I brought you into this world and now I will take you out of it".
I like how when the Tuscan Raider attacked Yoda, they didn't even kill Yoda. He just teleported away.
That trick shot
0:55 skillful Stormtrooper :0
Boba Fett's jetpack screwed enemies not himself anymore. The table have turned.
Can't hit the jedi? Don't worry! Just hit the floor and it will do the rest!
-Stormtroopers
That will be the only time a storm trooper will ever hit something
The fact the Stormtroopers have to land a missed shot by accident to win slays me deader than Yoda at 0:37
This killing animations remember me The Immortal