Monty Python - Mattress Skit

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  • @HunterZolomon
    @HunterZolomon 14 років тому +171

    Chapman's behaviour just *before* he puts a bag over his head is priceless! The mattress skit was actually a Monty Python experiment where they tested the theory that no matter how insane people behave, it needs consistency.

    • @pbrucpaul
      @pbrucpaul Рік тому +7

      Carol Cleveland is So Cute in this

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead Рік тому +16

      Well, reality shows that insanity does tend to have some kind of logic to it. There's a weird pattern to it, whether it's excessive impulsivity, repetitive behavior, obsessions, excessive impulsivity, repetitive behavior, obsessions, excessive impulsivity, repetitive behavior, obsessions, excessive impulsivity, repetitive behavior, obsessions, excessive impulsivity, repetitive behavior, obsessions.

    • @FitzgeraldStanburyWeissV
      @FitzgeraldStanburyWeissV 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@RubyofthedeadI see what you did there 😉

    • @martinworld7214
      @martinworld7214 11 днів тому

      @@pbrucpaul so what , get over it

  • @FilmGeek44
    @FilmGeek44 16 років тому +112

    "Now I've got to stand in the tea chest!" There will never be anyone like them again, they are the masters of sketch comedy.

    • @elwrongo
      @elwrongo 9 місяців тому +1

      I liked it better when it went and got into the fish tank when anyone said mattress

    • @FitzgeraldStanburyWeissV
      @FitzgeraldStanburyWeissV 5 місяців тому

      It's a shame really, comedy will never be the same again.

  • @olleronn616
    @olleronn616 7 років тому +194

    I LOVE the ferocious energy that Graham uses when he puts that bag on his head. Makes me laugh everytime.

  • @OreadNYC
    @OreadNYC 13 років тому +76

    In my opinion, one of the best Monty Python sketches ever -- it never fails to make me laugh (and it's been far too long since I had a really good laugh).

  • @biffyqueen
    @biffyqueen 9 років тому +225

    My mom that the great thing about Monty Python is that things start out normal and get sillier and sillier as the sketch progresses, and this is a perfect example.

    • @wenqiweiabcd
      @wenqiweiabcd 9 років тому +18

      +biffyqueen
      It doesn't exactly start normal either, what with Jones running around holding Cleveland in his arms...

    • @samuelholmes3696
      @samuelholmes3696 8 років тому +28

      +biffyqueen Yes and if things get too silly Graham Chapman comes on dressed as a British Army officer and stops the sketch for being too silly.

    • @lancebaker1374
      @lancebaker1374 6 років тому +3

      Yes, your mom, indeed!!!!

    • @DarkRubberDucky
      @DarkRubberDucky 6 років тому +6

      Get on with it. GET ON WITH IT!!

    • @shannonkohl68
      @shannonkohl68 Рік тому +2

      "And now for something completely different" is their modus operandi. They start out acting straight, and then start throwing curve balls at the audience. This sketch, the Architect's Sketch. The Argument Clinic, Dead Parrot, it is an evergreen strategy. Too bad so many comedians these days can't figure that out.

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 7 років тому +89

    I was introduced to Monty Python via a cassette tape my dad owned, and this was one of my favorite bits. Though on the cassette they changed a couple lines to better fit the audio-only format: for one, instead of a bag, Mr. Lambert puts a metal bucket on his head, and instead of a tea chest it's a fish tank, so you hear sloshing water noises before he starts singing.

  • @LarryHankJones
    @LarryHankJones Рік тому +43

    This is the sketch that hooked me. Summer of 1975. One of my older brothers had told me to keep an eye out for Monty Python's Flying Circus. He didn't say anything else. I was expecting airplanes! It wasn't just how hilarious it was, but how unlike anything I'd ever seen before, as well. It changed my life, it really did.

    • @cyberspore00
      @cyberspore00 Рік тому +3

      I became a camel-spotter because of this show.

    • @-danR
      @-danR Місяць тому

      *Did someone say "airplanes"!?*

  • @LeechHat
    @LeechHat 16 років тому +49

    "SOMEBODY SAID MATTRESS TO MR. LAMBERT-- TWICE!"
    Best line ever.

  • @Laurie_Ramone
    @Laurie_Ramone Рік тому +13

    Omg I've seen this scene more times than I can count and only just noticed Carol mouthing "dog kennels" along with Terry at 2:19 😂

    • @TOCC50
      @TOCC50 10 місяців тому

      MGTOW

  • @benw4409
    @benw4409 6 років тому +120

    To this day I cannot take the Jerusalem hymn seriously in any way. Thanks to the genius of the Pythons I now associate that song with Eric Idle and John Cleese singing in a tea chest.

    • @Giubarchetta
      @Giubarchetta 6 років тому +6

      I'm from Brazil moving to the UK and I only know the hymn because of Monty Python :P

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 Рік тому +3

      They also used it in a sketch when the church police came. They concluded their arrest with a hymn, which happened to be this one.

    • @justgonzothegreat
      @justgonzothegreat Рік тому

      That's why they have to rule it out as a possible anthem of England

    • @stravinsky1300
      @stravinsky1300 Рік тому +1

      To this day, whenever I hear someone talking about buying a bed, I want to start singing "Jerusalem" even though I know they wouldn't understand what I was doing!

    • @maximrobi
      @maximrobi 9 місяців тому +1

      Pff, what's the next thing you'll say? That Brian is not the Messiah?! 🙄 Smh..

  • @linnycrocus6023
    @linnycrocus6023 6 років тому +103

    I wish Graham Chapman was still alive...otherwise he's perfectly alright.

    • @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs
      @ZacharyRodriguezVlogs 5 років тому +7

      Oh, he's not dead, he's only resting.

    • @mahtimonni97
      @mahtimonni97 5 років тому +4

      @@ZacharyRodriguezVlogs Look. I know when I see a dead comedian wehn I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

    • @jimjones-d1p
      @jimjones-d1p Місяць тому

      Change "was" to "were" and this be a funny comment.

  • @TheFourStringViking
    @TheFourStringViking 13 років тому +36

    Not only can Graham Chapman act his way out of a paper bag, he can act his way back into it (also, he does it really fast).

  • @ketmaniac
    @ketmaniac 17 років тому +36

    I worked on a BBC transmitter in 1969, and I got home after evening shift just in
    time to see the first ever episode of MPFC, broadcast in some late night slot on BBC2. My mate, who shared a flat with me, was on night shift, and missed it. So I told him all about it next day. The following week he worked evenings and I had nights, so he had to watch and tell me the sketches. And so we went on week after week, taking it in turns to memorise whole chunks of dialogue for each other. Happy days.

  • @freddywaller1713
    @freddywaller1713 7 років тому +107

    BUT ITS MY ONLY LINE

  • @jdm1505
    @jdm1505 Рік тому +6

    I've always liked the small details. The model name of the bed, for example: "The Comfydown Majorette".

  • @Retrochild1979
    @Retrochild1979 7 років тому +12

    I absolutely love this sketch because Eric has such an amazing smile and he just doesn't stop in this! Gorgeous :-D

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 6 років тому +20

    An appreciation for something I never noticed before in this: at 2:47 Eric tries to step into the tea chest but trips and nearly falls over. He doesn't even flinch or let it throw him off in the least. It looked like it was an accident and not planned, but it was so smoothly done that I'm not even sure about that.

  • @PedroPouchucq2010
    @PedroPouchucq2010 11 років тому +13

    my favourite sketch by them! Simply brilliant!!

    • @ScotishChristian
      @ScotishChristian 11 років тому

      This one is a good one but I loved their mouse organ sketch.

  • @SerbAtheist
    @SerbAtheist 16 років тому +9

    I love this sketch. More or less, the birth of Carol Cleveland's MP career.

  • @themightychickens
    @themightychickens 15 років тому +10

    I wan't to file a complaint. This sketch is too silly!

    • @DarkenRaul1
      @DarkenRaul1 6 років тому +4

      Yes, well the complaints department is over in room 12D. But really, this sketch is in violation of Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act and has committed an offense against the Getting Out of Sketches Without Using a Proper Punchline Act.

  • @TheRealTricky
    @TheRealTricky 16 років тому +3

    It's stupidity is just plain brilliant, and funny. Only Monty Python could create something as brilliant as this.

  • @ken131
    @ken131 16 років тому +5

    I've just realized now how well this sketch flows and how well it was edited.

  • @BFBCFTW
    @BFBCFTW 11 років тому +17

    She sounds like a boiling kettle at the end.

  • @awelcruiz
    @awelcruiz 13 років тому +4

    This sums of Monty Python perfectly. No matter how ridiculous the premise, it still remains consistent in it's insanity. :D

  • @randomname123
    @randomname123 9 років тому +7

    perfect example of monty python silliness. Love it

  • @LemonBalmYT
    @LemonBalmYT Рік тому +3

    Okay so barely anything ever makes me laughed this hard I've never laughed this hard I'm definitely going to share this video with everyone I know

  • @Vojife
    @Vojife Рік тому +3

    I like how it's probably enough to sing the word "pleasant"

  • @everett3862
    @everett3862 8 років тому +50

    This is my only line

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 Рік тому +10

    (Cut to the Brigadier)
    Brigadier: Now, I've noticed a tendency for this show to get rather silly. The last two sketches were very silly indeed, and the one about the bed was even sillier. Now then, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... Except for my wife and some of her friends... Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most everyone likes a good laugh more than I do... But that's beside the point!

  • @markh.6687
    @markh.6687 4 місяці тому +2

    Right! Stop that! This sketch is entirely too silly!

  • @cristinabumbac151
    @cristinabumbac151 Рік тому +2

    These guys could make amazingly fun any thing! Gosh I miss them...and I shall do it forever because nobody could at least get to a very tiny part of their clever humor!

  • @jbjaguar2717
    @jbjaguar2717 11 років тому +40

    How did they discover that Jerusalem was the song that would cure him? They must have gone through a lot of patriotic songs before that. I vow to thee my country, land of hope and glory, god save the queen....

    • @logancasner8467
      @logancasner8467 6 років тому +9

      Plus standing in a tea crate... must have been one interesting weekend

    • @EXXTSON
      @EXXTSON 6 років тому +1

      Fucking hell i laughed so hard hahahaha

  • @ryanzkizen
    @ryanzkizen 11 років тому +3

    I love watching Monty Python skits specially when I am stressed after work.

  • @thevideogamenerd100
    @thevideogamenerd100 13 років тому +10

    "But it's my only line" wow lol

  • @Tmanaz480
    @Tmanaz480 6 років тому +10

    "Did you say mattress?"
    "A little".

  • @GoldeneyeMarine
    @GoldeneyeMarine 16 років тому +4

    It's amazing how funny these random skits are lol

  • @kraken589
    @kraken589 15 років тому +3

    I know this is probably the most random sketch (puts a bag on his head) "now I have to stand in the tea chest"

  • @henridelagardere264
    @henridelagardere264 Рік тому +2

    Lesser comedians would have resorted to the bawdy _Carol Cleveland on a mattress_ theme and garnered a few cheap laughs. In the Python universe, however, the viewer is being offered an education: As progressively unpredictable and off-the-rails as this skit may seem, the order behind the chaos will become unmistakeably clear if only you're willing to watch and listen and forget your preconceptions for a while. The rewarding experience might be compared to suddenly discovering the beauty of avantgarde jazz and subsequently becoming a lifelong aficionado, like with these brilliant Brits (plus one Yank).

  • @glitch373
    @glitch373 10 років тому +128

    He should have said that the gentleman multiplied everything by 30 not 3.

    • @KalebG
      @KalebG 10 років тому

      Damn you right!

    • @therealwillsmith
      @therealwillsmith 9 років тому +8

      maybe he multiplied everything by 0.3 then?

    • @glitch373
      @glitch373 9 років тому +2

      FIlho Da Puta
      But he didn't

    • @mellowsign
      @mellowsign 8 років тому +6

      +FIlho Da Puta Are you telling me that the length of the bed is about 8 inches?

    • @jennifercramer2156
      @jennifercramer2156 8 років тому +2

      +WZFreakOnDrugs Yes. They are tiny.

  • @DeadNorwegianBlue
    @DeadNorwegianBlue 13 років тому +5

    Eric is cheerful when he says: He puts a bag on his head

  • @ReedCBowman
    @ReedCBowman 9 місяців тому +1

    I had to dig this up to show my wife why "stand in the tea chest" is family shorthand for performing any sort of silly list of operations needed for unclear reasons to get various tech to work.

  • @kozmamate9d
    @kozmamate9d 14 років тому +2

    XD fantastic sketch.
    It's so cute when Carol laughs at 2:05

  • @Noycey64
    @Noycey64 7 років тому +6

    Hey everybody, somebody’s said mattress to Mr Lambert!.... twice!

  • @stonedsheep12321
    @stonedsheep12321 16 років тому +1

    oh my god i love this sketch seen it a hundred times and its still hilarious. keep up the good work python!

  • @johnkoziol
    @johnkoziol 12 років тому +7

    Is it odd that every time I hear "Jerusalem" this is the first thing that comes to mind?

  • @MaryE171
    @MaryE171 17 років тому +2

    I love Eric's hair and smile. LOL.

  • @atomicagegamer3693
    @atomicagegamer3693 Рік тому +1

    This skit would be a great way to teach conceptual algebra to kids. 10x = 800, 3x=6, etc.

  • @WillScarlet16
    @WillScarlet16 6 років тому +3

    I literally just saw an ad for Nectar mattresses before this video started!

  • @jjnelson222
    @jjnelson222 14 років тому +2

    This is probably my favorite sketch.

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 17 років тому +3

    I spit coffee all over my monitor laughing. Hilarious.

  • @playboymaxim
    @playboymaxim 15 років тому +2

    LMAO I would have found another store after the guy says "if you say matress he puts a paper bag over his head"

  • @cepson
    @cepson 11 років тому +3

    ^Would happily run across London with Carol Cleveland in my arms.

  • @EarlHebert-c8w
    @EarlHebert-c8w 10 місяців тому +1

    This is still better than Customer Service than we get today.

  • @bastlake
    @bastlake 14 років тому +1

    and if those teeth, in ancient times, gnawed upon england's mountains green...

  • @sopralto817
    @sopralto817 15 років тому +1

    Oh, that was the best episode! It had the Dead Parrot sketch!

    • @randyhorner592
      @randyhorner592 4 місяці тому

      Ahh, Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage!

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 12 років тому +6

    We're gonna need a bigger tea chest.

  • @Decoy_Octorok
    @Decoy_Octorok 11 років тому +1

    This is the best sketch to come out of Monty Python, in my opinion.

  • @VirusMan254
    @VirusMan254 16 років тому +1

    "I did ask you not say you not to say mattress!" LOL! I love Monty Python!

  • @JanPBtest
    @JanPBtest Рік тому +1

    A lot of their sketches became reality. Like practically _all_ of their parodies of news broadcasts are regular on TV news now.

  • @skraez
    @skraez 15 років тому

    "But its my only line!"
    "Well You didn't have to say it!"
    LOL, gotta love 'em

  • @toxluo
    @toxluo 16 років тому +1

    when graham says that the dog kannels are on the second floor, does it meanthat in reality they're on the sixth floor?

  • @procrastinator300
    @procrastinator300 12 років тому +2

    the first time i saw this i didn't realize it. now i get why they want a mattress haha

  • @asaguda
    @asaguda 16 років тому +1

    Why do people keep stealing my ideas? XD AFAIK, I was the first one to come up with that random train of thought and noone ever credits meh. D:

  • @CountArtha
    @CountArtha 15 років тому +2

    BRING ME MY ARROWS OF DESIRE

  • @xKissMeImYourLovex
    @xKissMeImYourLovex 17 років тому +1

    "BUT IT'S MY ONLY LINE!!!" Oh my tummy hurts from laughing!!

  • @GoldeneyeMarine
    @GoldeneyeMarine 16 років тому +1

    "But it's my only line!"
    LOL

  • @jesus3373
    @jesus3373 14 років тому

    @free0fight LOL! Yes, technically that's true. Hey, great to see the full sketch leading up to the Lumberjack Song on your channel. I've not seen that in years :)

  • @BethGoth15
    @BethGoth15 16 років тому +1

    My boyfriend would be more than happy to carry me lol, I wouldn't want him to. Bless him.

  • @ondrejgalambos4033
    @ondrejgalambos4033 7 років тому +1

    Best. Skit. In. History. Of. Television.

  • @awkwardbarry
    @awkwardbarry 14 років тому

    @Jobrosforeverandever WELL SPOTTED! I've been watching this for 20 years and I never noticed that.

  • @Infinitis
    @Infinitis 18 років тому +1

    that was great! xD randomness conquers all!

  • @sm21454
    @sm21454 16 років тому +1

    "But it's my only line!"
    One of the best one-liners ever! Except for her incredibly shrill wailing right afterwards.
    Although that wouldn't TECHNICALLY be a one-liner, as she didn't say it, she shrieked it.
    I love Monty Python!

    • @peterbrown6224
      @peterbrown6224 Рік тому +2

      She could have been shrieking in her spare time.

    • @douglassun8456
      @douglassun8456 10 місяців тому

      IIRC, "But it's my only line" becomes part of the link to the next sketch. And that's the problem with clipping the sketches from the TV show. You lose that context, and she's just shrieking into nothing.

  • @themedia1271
    @themedia1271 6 років тому +3

    They helped me pass my math class

  • @haleyhoudini
    @haleyhoudini 18 років тому +1

    Freaking awesome and slightly odd. Still love it! :D

  • @daninraleigh
    @daninraleigh Рік тому +1

    Here in 2023, this pretty much explains America at its peak.
    Right before everything goes down the plughole.

  • @darkamethystprincess
    @darkamethystprincess 17 років тому +1

    You contridicted yourself there...
    "I love Monty Python" and yet "what movie is this from?"
    It's from their television show Flying Circus--better than any of the movies they've made!

  • @RaineyHayes
    @RaineyHayes 9 років тому +2

    One shouldn't need to be a math genius to purchase bed supplies.

  • @kraken589
    @kraken589 13 років тому +1

    This is so random but I love it!

  • @elizabethwarne2379
    @elizabethwarne2379 Рік тому +1

    This sketch is oddly similar to having OCD.

  • @123Casso123
    @123Casso123 15 років тому +1

    don't say the words before you think, it can be dangerous xD

  • @AbdulAleemShekhani
    @AbdulAleemShekhani 16 років тому +1

    "but its my only line" LOL, well technically its not her "only" line now is it ;]

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 6 років тому +1

    I love the matter of fact way he says, "Now I've got to stand in the tea chest."

  • @lisambofoh
    @lisambofoh 14 років тому +1

    I'm so bad at math, I'd need a minute or two to think about every number the guy told me.

  • @minnesotabuoy
    @minnesotabuoy 16 років тому

    I would have never learned of the William Black poem and the hymn Jerusalem without this sketch. It never comes up in America.

  • @davidrule385
    @davidrule385 Місяць тому

    4:30
    "We want a mattress."
    (Mr. Lambert put the bag over his head once more.)
    "Oh, why do you say that for?!"
    "But it's my only line!"
    "Well, you didn't have to say it!"
    LOL

  • @crystalsheep1434
    @crystalsheep1434 Рік тому +1

    'But it's my only line' i feel that

  • @SuperFetaCheese
    @SuperFetaCheese 12 років тому +1

    "But it's my only line!"
    There. I quoted something from the video. Can I have a cookie now?

  • @JLA12301985
    @JLA12301985 14 років тому

    When I was younger I watched this at my friends house & I didn't get it, I thought it was stupid, but now I laugh my ass off, cause it can but some funny shit. These guys have the balls to do this weird shit so I have respect for them

  • @peterholley5802
    @peterholley5802 Рік тому

    They just start bunny hoping at the end for no reason 😂😂😂 Python is the best

  • @BritishComedyUK69
    @BritishComedyUK69 6 років тому +2

    Never grows old x

  • @ScotishChristian
    @ScotishChristian 11 років тому +29

    Shouldn't Mr. Lambert have said "Pet's Department 6th floor" ?

    • @niklaswintren8985
      @niklaswintren8985 10 років тому +13

      Not necessarily, 6th is not an amount- it's an ordinal number

    • @willstanwyx1335
      @willstanwyx1335 7 років тому +4

      Nope. Turns out the pet department is on a mezzanine.

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 6 років тому +3

      ScottishChristian Maybe the pet's department is on the 2/3 floor

    • @davidfisher5599
      @davidfisher5599 6 років тому

      Well done.

    • @barry1369
      @barry1369 6 років тому +1

      ScottishChristian maybe it was actually on the 0.6th floor.

  • @SkinnyK1996
    @SkinnyK1996 16 років тому

    "did someone say matress to mr lambert?"
    hahahaha
    Makes Me Laugh Every Time!

  • @Zaeriuraschi198
    @Zaeriuraschi198 12 років тому

    This is my new favorite Monty Python sketch.

  • @drottercat
    @drottercat 5 років тому

    This is my favorite sketch.

  • @zxcvnmtgb
    @zxcvnmtgb 14 років тому

    Veeeeeery underrated sketch. One of their best.

  • @bigcoolviking
    @bigcoolviking 17 років тому

    I HAVE SEEN THIS SKETCH 14000 times but mind you I do happen to be over 600 years old now so I have had the time!!

  • @batmanofni
    @batmanofni 16 років тому

    I love the way they all bounce off at the end.

  • @davidcraiglittle5433
    @davidcraiglittle5433 Рік тому +1

    I would like to buy a Mattress, please.

  • @RoseluvsHHR
    @RoseluvsHHR 16 років тому +1

    OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS THIS WAS PRICELESS!!! Soooo damn funny!!!!! One of the greatest shows on earth!!!!! :D :D :D :D

  • @BethGoth15
    @BethGoth15 17 років тому +1

    It can't be a hymn! :0