Press X To Not Die - QTE Fails

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @jackbaker1619
    @jackbaker1619 7 років тому +96

    wow this is a bad comment section.

    • @Nameless-gc2dg
      @Nameless-gc2dg 7 років тому +1

      Jack Baker so true

    • @godlygumbo
      @godlygumbo 6 років тому +6

      welcome to the family son

    • @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210
      @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210 4 роки тому

      Thanks for giving me the heads up.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      It Is not

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      No serious im so Sorry about that. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @trashaimgamer7822
    @trashaimgamer7822 6 років тому +99

    Gotta hand it to the guy who made this, he had to convince the whole neighborhood to play along.

  • @solar901
    @solar901 2 роки тому +15

    I like that getting hit in the balls is game over even though you don't die.

  • @daliray1388
    @daliray1388 7 років тому +29

    dang that guy is slow even on the bike!

  • @YeliseyMalysshev
    @YeliseyMalysshev 19 днів тому

    Press F to pay respects for protagonist and Matt who failed pressing X to not die.

  • @jovan6250
    @jovan6250 Рік тому

    The graphic look so real

  • @AiMusicforall-h2y
    @AiMusicforall-h2y 2 місяці тому

    tysm for the game i played the demo it was good i buy the full game its was good hells yh

  • @supereder7973
    @supereder7973 2 місяці тому

    7:07, 7:08 Auch eso debió doler

  • @nazimeraghis4979
    @nazimeraghis4979 3 роки тому +1

    14:17 thats what she said lool

  • @mindy1982h
    @mindy1982h 6 років тому +4

    What's with that girl with the chemistry textbook

  • @StainderFin
    @StainderFin 6 років тому +1

    What game is this?

    • @pocdavactube3475
      @pocdavactube3475 6 років тому +3

      Are you serious?

    • @FlauzTW
      @FlauzTW 5 років тому +1

      A game of reflexes so fast like FNaF 2 where you die in the most stupidest ways possible

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Is Quick Time event game so go to mount massive asulyum stainderfin and never come back on UA-cam!!!!!!!!!!!!.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlauzTW get back in there mount massive asulyum i said and never come back on UA-cam i said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • @keylengilbert7214
    @keylengilbert7214 8 років тому +2

    Yo play a gema

  • @judychen1038
    @judychen1038 5 років тому +3

    Ksi play this game

  • @angjeloajdhoni4435
    @angjeloajdhoni4435 4 роки тому +4

    The Dumbest game I've seen ever

    • @luvmenow33
      @luvmenow33 3 роки тому +2

      It just seems like an indie game by some amateur movie makers looking to have some fun. I don't think it was made to win any game of the year awards. Hence the lack of any real gameplay. Just screw around and have some fun with it I guess.
      Its probably like 4.95 on steam or something.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Go to mount massive asulyum angjelo ajdhoni and never come back on UA-cam.

  • @itizjuan
    @itizjuan 6 років тому

    😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

  • @FlauzTW
    @FlauzTW 5 років тому +1

    Why even make this a game?

    • @lightskinche
      @lightskinche 4 роки тому +3

      This is the stupidest question I've ever heard. Did you also ask the directors of the office "Why even make this a show"?

    • @DaxyGamer
      @DaxyGamer 3 роки тому +5

      They wanted to have some fun without graphics, but with videos.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Go to mount massive asulyum eroraptor and never come back to youtube

  • @dutchvanderlinde1060
    @dutchvanderlinde1060 7 років тому +67

    Press x, to not die...but I'm pressing x and I'm still diying

    • @johnneayon4363
      @johnneayon4363 7 років тому +3

      Why is he white

    • @sammywilliams7847
      @sammywilliams7847 5 років тому +1

      Dutch Van Der Linde Dutch Why do you have the red dead redemption two Dutch

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      I Just a video about looking at the fails from the game

  • @YukoAsahina
    @YukoAsahina 3 роки тому +29

    The acting of these people in this game is frankly just too funny 😂😂

  • @Vakamadisk
    @Vakamadisk 7 років тому +68

    Game executives claim that photorealism is impossible with today's technology, but this game achieved it just fine 😵

  • @playerofepicness1545
    @playerofepicness1545 4 роки тому +17

    8:33 MAJOR OOF

  • @silque_brigandess
    @silque_brigandess 6 років тому +18

    2:27 Best one

  • @YaBoiTrent
    @YaBoiTrent 3 роки тому +7

    I laugh so hard cause when he dies his allies are like 😒:seriously like it’s so easy just press x so disappointing

  • @TheAuNinja2
    @TheAuNinja2 4 роки тому +16

    13:20 What a polite clown, letting his opponent pick his weapon back up.

    • @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210
      @aparanoidpersonnothingelse6210 4 роки тому

      Very true and where did you get your profile picture,its beautiful.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +2

      Good clown

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +2

      😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

    • @Tonals
      @Tonals 3 роки тому +1

      E forgot to press E for stealing the backpack

    • @Tonals
      @Tonals 3 роки тому +1

      @@FandubsBySimon idk that heavy thing

  • @pbthaii1
    @pbthaii1 7 років тому +13

    HE DIED FROM A JUGGLLING STICK!?

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Yes in the head and not in the groin.

  • @test-dc3iw
    @test-dc3iw 5 років тому +9

    12:29 Girlfriend: Boi your on your own

  • @ahah6262
    @ahah6262 6 років тому +12

    0:18 stab stab stab

  • @TheOzziemozzie
    @TheOzziemozzie 6 років тому +18

    10:16 how do you die from that

    • @PsychoCrusher46
      @PsychoCrusher46 5 років тому +2

      Hockey stick get stuck to the groin and you bleed from there. That's what I like to believe.

    • @kobergur1812
      @kobergur1812 4 роки тому

      Split them in half maybe

    • @richardvasquez7091
      @richardvasquez7091 4 роки тому +1

      He took a hockey stick to the groin. The hockey stick probably went IN his groin. That’s why he
      “died”.

    • @Black_Aces
      @Black_Aces 4 роки тому +1

      The pain was so great he died

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Go mount massive asulyum corven and never come back on UA-cam.

  • @tobybanks5224
    @tobybanks5224 8 років тому +10

    Try God of war 3

  • @Vicioussnakeboy
    @Vicioussnakeboy 3 роки тому +5

    A normal day in the life of a florida man

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      I love Florida Is My favorite Place at all the time and My favorite Vine Thomas Sanders Is live in Florida too.

  • @boizap7596
    @boizap7596 5 років тому +6

    0:52 is me

  • @rjreyna1350
    @rjreyna1350 8 років тому +9

    "why do you have a sword in your bathroom?"

    • @anti-socialweasel2220
      @anti-socialweasel2220 7 років тому +5

      You know why (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @geekayare
      @geekayare 5 років тому +2

      That's not what's important what's important is that you are pathetic

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому

      Dying sounds effect

  • @Nuggi84
    @Nuggi84 8 років тому +8

    Not The Nuts! D:

  • @fluffyxd8630
    @fluffyxd8630 6 років тому +6

    1:35 wtf

  • @freakermann
    @freakermann 7 років тому +18

    In this game the girl IS USLES 12:28

  • @charleschandrablazinger6515
    @charleschandrablazinger6515 5 років тому +8

    5:54 doesn't you ignore that button too?

  • @Abang_Carlos-4580
    @Abang_Carlos-4580 8 місяців тому +1

    1:13-1:29 it's make me laugh😂

  • @englishguythatspeaksenglish
    @englishguythatspeaksenglish 8 років тому +10

    NOT THE GROIN OR THE NUTS OH OUCH!😣

  • @thestackerpro4153
    @thestackerpro4153 5 років тому +6

    1:33 is that vomit ??

  • @makethedreams3454
    @makethedreams3454 3 роки тому +2

    1:30 like how he kicks him bike and makes a ding sound. I thought it was funny

  • @ajones7107
    @ajones7107 8 років тому +12

    OH GOD!!!! THE LEG!!!!! Strange how you die instantly, though...

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      He Just move the leg and put It and break the leg in the front by turn the leg on it and cause so much pain. That's how he diede.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      I mean died

  • @mobi2fort
    @mobi2fort 6 років тому +12

    2:58 ? Wat

    • @mobi2fort
      @mobi2fort 3 роки тому +1

      @Foxy Pro Gamer .

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      You don't no vomit. Go to mount massive asulyum jackzeran and never come back on UA-cam

  • @LuisHernandez-iy6oz
    @LuisHernandez-iy6oz 8 місяців тому

    14:04 you forgot about Juggalo fight fail too then clown

  • @mobi2fort
    @mobi2fort 6 років тому +3

    Nut blood?

  • @talaldeadbros9771
    @talaldeadbros9771 8 років тому +1

    The leg!!!😬😬😬😬😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱☹️😠😠😠😠😠😠☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😖😖😖😖😖😫😫😫😞😞😞😞😞😞

  • @dancetalesans1213
    @dancetalesans1213 8 років тому +3

    Outch man

  • @the_maniac_jjpg
    @the_maniac_jjpg 2 роки тому +1

    This Game is… Just Something else 😔

  • @RABBIDFF
    @RABBIDFF Рік тому

    anyway you get Blank in the nuts 4 times! honestly not as much as getting bludgeoned, knocked out or stabbed...hell you even get stabbed by a cane... the timestamps are
    1. 1:31
    2. 2:56
    3. 8:38
    4. 10:19

  • @produudz7329
    @produudz7329 8 років тому +2

    lol

  • @rubyruff2713
    @rubyruff2713 9 місяців тому

    You’re not really good at it lol

  • @chiu5194
    @chiu5194 7 років тому +8

    Love the dudes voice

  • @ederrobertozaiddiazvazquez7162
    @ederrobertozaiddiazvazquez7162 7 місяців тому

    7:07, 7:08 eso tuvo que doler

  • @mytrix6644
    @mytrix6644 5 років тому +1

    All the fails is awsome i liked and subscribed

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      You can join us and thank you for join that Channel.

  • @YaBoiTrent
    @YaBoiTrent 3 роки тому +1

    2:19 my death

  • @RABBIDFF
    @RABBIDFF Рік тому

    Markiplier when he sees this game:
    You idiot! Just press X!

  • @PepeAcmil
    @PepeAcmil Рік тому +1

    Qué juego más interesante

  • @mhdobeid1
    @mhdobeid1 7 років тому +1

    خبي مايعرف يلعب

  • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
    @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 6 років тому +3

    This is probably the stupidest game ever made. Might as well also be the worst game ever made.

    • @lightskinche
      @lightskinche 4 роки тому +1

      How and why? Is it because you are too closed-minded to get the humor of the game and then you say it's bad. Or is it because you're a hater? At least give a reason why its bad.

    • @sonicelcomediante8253
      @sonicelcomediante8253 4 роки тому +2

      Dont get humor?

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому

      Go mount massive asulyum this profile Pic Is a Kitty Boi and never come back on UA-cam.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому

      @@sonicelcomediante8253 go to mount massive asulyum sonic-ei commediante and never come on UA-cam.

  • @sigitrendang5195
    @sigitrendang5195 Рік тому

    i genuinely pressed x at the start because i thought this was interactive video 😭😭

  • @gyulaczine8087
    @gyulaczine8087 3 роки тому +1

    All death animation

  • @vanesayezzi6339
    @vanesayezzi6339 6 років тому +1

    x

  • @saisainomad722
    @saisainomad722 5 років тому +1

    Lol the leg got broken

  • @tobybanks5224
    @tobybanks5224 8 років тому +2

    No problem 😜

  • @LegionFrenzy771
    @LegionFrenzy771 Рік тому

    I swear this gotta be the weakest main character😂

  • @TheTimbs_
    @TheTimbs_ Рік тому

    Christina is the worst girlfriend ever

  • @eiyyad3365
    @eiyyad3365 Рік тому

    Oh yeah 😍😍😍🥰😘😘❤💙💚

  • @syzpj627
    @syzpj627 8 років тому +2

    I already pressed...

  • @blastytheplayer1481
    @blastytheplayer1481 Рік тому

    are you a time traveler? If not Then why was the game made in 2017?

    • @ThePlagueDoctor1490
      @ThePlagueDoctor1490 Рік тому

      Uh Beacause it was made in 2017?

    • @blastytheplayer1481
      @blastytheplayer1481 Рік тому

      @@ThePlagueDoctor1490 But if you look at the video date It says the video was made in 2015 And its a video of him playing Press X not to die And The game was made in 2017 Not 2015

  • @noahcooper3843
    @noahcooper3843 2 роки тому

    The blood was probably edited

  • @crazychannel5712
    @crazychannel5712 Рік тому

    What’s the song name?

  • @johnsmith-mh8rl
    @johnsmith-mh8rl Рік тому

    “Why there!!!!!”

  • @ignitedbonnie5138
    @ignitedbonnie5138 Рік тому

    5:39 my mom

  • @victorferreira2488
    @victorferreira2488 2 роки тому

    X

  • @johnsmith-mh8rl
    @johnsmith-mh8rl Рік тому

    6:02 😮😮😮😮😮

  • @victorferreira2488
    @victorferreira2488 2 роки тому

    X

  • @jamal3773
    @jamal3773 3 роки тому +2

    They could’ve at least make the punches at least look real

  • @القرآنالكريم-ظ5غ2ش

    😂😂😂

  • @TheTimbs_
    @TheTimbs_ 2 роки тому

    Folded like an omelet

  • @thelivinglatios1847
    @thelivinglatios1847 7 років тому

    40th Commet :/

  • @StainderFin
    @StainderFin 6 років тому +2

    Im taking shower cover me! lul what?

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Hey!!!!!!!!! What did Just tell you about to go on mount massive asulyum and never come back on UA-cam????? Get back in here and don't and never come back on UA-cam!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • @DylanBacon60
    @DylanBacon60 7 років тому +1

    Lol wtf is this? This game....

  • @aleynayavuz9650
    @aleynayavuz9650 5 років тому +1

    GTA V

    • @FlauzTW
      @FlauzTW 5 років тому

      Basically

    • @sonicelcomediante8253
      @sonicelcomediante8253 4 роки тому +1

      I dont think that GTA V have QTE

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      That's not GTA v!!!!!!!. Gtav Is a shont game and not a Sorry line thing. and Press x to not die Is Quick Time event and also a story line and not computer gener game thing. So go mount massive asulyum aleyna yavuz and never come back on UA-cam.

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      @@FlauzTW Hey!!!!. What did i Just about to go mount massive asulyum and never come back on UA-cam!!!!!??????. Get back in there and never come on UA-cam again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

  • @rachelrpl
    @rachelrpl 6 років тому +3

    First fail: Death by a knife.
    Second fail: The stupid jacket.
    Third fail: Stupid keys.
    Fourth fail: Death by a fist, what the fuck?
    Fifth fail: Kicked in the nuts.
    Sixth fail: A stupid girl with a chemistry textbook.
    Seventh fail: The same stupid girl
    Eighth fail: Kill, Yell, Repeat.
    Nineth fail: Kicked in the nuts again.
    Tenth fail: By a fist, Funny joke.
    11th Fail: Stupid girl (on a bike)
    12th Fail: A parked car, what the fuck?
    13th Fail: A moving car, Makes more sense
    14th fail: Kill, Yell, Repeat.
    15th fail: Christina's stupid roomate.
    16th fail: A knife in the chest which somehow looks like a knife in the heart.
    17th fail: Death by a sword, More like a karate sword. Also, too violent for my type.
    18th fail: The goddamn fence.
    19th fail: Christina punches you in the face instead of using a sword.
    20th fail: The baseball bat parasite.
    21st fail: You forgot to punch her in the face, dumbass, Also, a little too similiar to Purple Guys death.
    22nd fail: Stapled in the fucking nuts for no reason. Again, Purple guy's death.
    23rd fail: Did you break your fist?
    24th fail: Nunchucked.
    25th fail: Fucking violent.
    26th fail: Same stupid karate motherfucker.
    27th fail: Knockout!
    28th fail: Knockout, again.
    29th fail: you did the shit, again, didnt you motherfucker.
    30th fail: A juggling club right in the nuts.
    31th fail: Karate chop, fail.
    I couldn't catch up with the other clown fails other than Kick that motherfucker:
    32nd fail: what the fuck?
    33rd fail: Your throwing isn't any good.
    35th fail: 666 SAD SATAN HELP ME 666 HELL SAD SATAN 666 THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOU.
    36th fail: You didn't insert the key, dumbass.
    37th fail: Motherfucker, You ran that guy over.
    38th fail: P R E S S E T O K I S S C H R I S T I N A .

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You said the super bad Word. in gonna call the angels polices.

    • @Karoosa
      @Karoosa Рік тому

      ​@@FandubsBySimon he can say whatever he wants you 9 year old

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon Рік тому +1

      @@Karoosa look i know this comment is long time ago but is still a bad word for you. I’m 17 year olds im a little grew to respect some people and you have the right to respeful me you bad comment.

  • @Trystan69420
    @Trystan69420 4 місяці тому

    4:43 Your died

  • @adricdosseh1050
    @adricdosseh1050 4 роки тому +1

    im pressing x but i still die

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      I Just a video about looking all the fails from the game so go to mount massive asulyum adric dosseh and never come back on UA-cam.

  • @selwynbodden5289
    @selwynbodden5289 8 років тому +1

    bich

  • @stefanofotifoti7433
    @stefanofotifoti7433 8 років тому +1

    perchè non sai rispettare i tempi

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Perché fa vedere tutti i fail dell' gioco. Amico

  • @fortnitebot2
    @fortnitebot2 5 років тому

    what up wit tat ludy

    • @FandubsBySimon
      @FandubsBySimon 3 роки тому +1

      Go mount massive asulyum fornite boy and never come back on youtub e.