Dagoth Ur: Corporate Gnomes

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Nerevar lost interest in playing one of his all-time favorite games. I wonder who's fault that could be?
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 46

  • @allewis4008
    @allewis4008 4 місяці тому +86

    Zero days without gnomish tricks

  • @svon1
    @svon1 4 місяці тому +106

    the wheel looks waayy too accurate...

  • @juanserra1720
    @juanserra1720 4 місяці тому +47

    "The Gnome cries out in pain as he...."
    Nvm, the wheel got revenge.

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 4 місяці тому +16

    I've never been able to trust a gnome since I played Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obscura, this to me is just vindication.

  • @ace_ofchaos9292
    @ace_ofchaos9292 2 місяці тому +1

    “The wheel! Come on... Big. Head. Come on, big head."
    -Merasmus

  • @Darc1972
    @Darc1972 4 місяці тому +5

    as a fly on the wall in that meeting, I can confirm this was 100% true.

  • @FutureNaught
    @FutureNaught 4 місяці тому +6

    This is coincidentally how the US monetary policy is also decided...

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 4 місяці тому

      And certain "incidents" that were "accidents" and to not be "questioned" or noticed.

  • @robcartre5779
    @robcartre5779 4 місяці тому +13

    What game was neravar playing? Starbound or Something?

    • @hellopoppet9158
      @hellopoppet9158 4 місяці тому +10

      they call it, Noita

    • @kylecarruthers9730
      @kylecarruthers9730 4 місяці тому +7

      Noita

    • @Coomamon_Memes
      @Coomamon_Memes 4 місяці тому +3

      Whatever that game is, its noita starbound thats for certain.

    • @tiberiumgaming
      @tiberiumgaming 4 місяці тому +4

      Looks like Terraria but its not

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@tiberiumgamingthat was probably it's entire business plan.

  • @squirrel_killer-
    @squirrel_killer- 4 місяці тому +42

    Truly the corporate brilliance gnomified.

  • @castantino
    @castantino 4 місяці тому +41

    Convinced this is based on an actual corpo meeting

  • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
    @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 4 місяці тому +31

    lol i like how that one gnome says, "They're making us so much money, can't we just... let them?" and there is no argument, there's not even an irrational justification. Gotta spin that wheel!

  • @lemsylennair1030
    @lemsylennair1030 4 місяці тому +23

    Damn gnomes, always trying to gnome people out of their money

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 4 місяці тому +15

    How did you get footage of Sony HQ?

  • @bscaryanimation482
    @bscaryanimation482 4 місяці тому +15

    Replace the wheel with a bunch of the gnomes complaining that they can't control how people think and act in Helldivers and then you have an accurate depiction of what happened.

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 4 місяці тому +14

    Huh, i thought Nerevar ODed.

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 4 місяці тому +12

    "The player's are revolting. No sir I mean they're rebelling!" I can't believe it, I made that exact joke in a video years ago and was looking it up *today* for old times sake. Bonfire VN, Peasant vs Farron Follower, check it.

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 4 місяці тому +9

    You know they only keep Jerry around to shit on him.

  • @uninspiredrambler
    @uninspiredrambler 4 місяці тому +8

    Jeremy seemed like a bro

  • @awesome27677
    @awesome27677 4 місяці тому +6

    literally the funniest and most accurate depiction.

  • @ReformedSauron
    @ReformedSauron 4 місяці тому +10

    Gamers win.

  • @TheReaperInLT
    @TheReaperInLT 4 місяці тому +6

    It's still funny how Sony is gonna get a fine for this because they excluded Baltics from sale too, while in EU you need to offer the product to entire union and its not now.

  • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
    @georgelincolnrockwell6248 4 місяці тому +6

    Reject the corporate gnome! Embrace the hyperborean gnome!

  • @rolandmazurel8029
    @rolandmazurel8029 4 місяці тому +8

    Nice

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 4 місяці тому +11

    "Remake game for modern audience"
    "Recast characters race sexuality and gender, recast again if white male"
    BASED UA-camR

    • @LS-jv9hp
      @LS-jv9hp 4 місяці тому

      The Gnome will always tell you what happened to him but he'll never tell you why" - Common Noticer saying.

  • @Historyfrek4ever
    @Historyfrek4ever 4 місяці тому +13

    No way someone like Jerry would have gotten this war in corporate ladder. And they wonder why AAA games are suffering.

  • @Lobo2019
    @Lobo2019 2 місяці тому +2

    this is probably the most believable explanation for why game companies make stupid decisions that ultimately shoot them in the foot.

  • @Aladayle
    @Aladayle 4 місяці тому +2

    Lol I guess you're a little upset. Understandable. This is a great video.
    Also is that a Dragonheart reference...

  • @SunsteelAnorang
    @SunsteelAnorang 4 місяці тому +2

    What can i say... ROCK AND STONE, MINERS!

  • @jwb_666
    @jwb_666 18 днів тому +1

    Always the gnomes. those freaking Altmer. All the time.

  • @jeremiahwallace2275
    @jeremiahwallace2275 Місяць тому +1

    And, to hammer that final nail in their own coffin Sony got in some insufferable freaks on a bad power trip to moderate the game. I know that this is a skit for s**ts and giggles, but I would not be surprised if Sony Execs in California have been using a spin wheel in all their major corporate decisions.

  • @n3wter25
    @n3wter25 4 місяці тому +1

    Jerry is the true hero!

  • @bigtimegoblin
    @bigtimegoblin 4 місяці тому +1

    Lmao