Just want to point out how cool it is that Square Enix is letting youtubers play around in the entire world without being sponsored (many have said that they are not sponsored in any way). It is a great marketing ploy, but more importantly, it lets people see the entire game so they know EXACTLY what they are buying.
we all know that if the hype train is in fact a real train, it would obviously be that oriental express in space from doctor who, and if you've seen that episode, exiting through a window is, well, a very bad plan.
+Vangjo Pula Basically it forces you to be online to play a game and activate it through the developer/publishers steam clone (at least on PC). A way to "stop" piracy on PC and it doesn't work and just punishes the other legit players who are now forced to have a great internet connection to even play a singleplayer game. Kinda like ubisoft with UPlay. It is just bad.
+Lord Cheesepuff All of the youtubers that I watch are changing so much! Like, etalyx completly changed it outro and change it's whole channel base and now nerd3 is changing! D: HP has been a thing for so long....
ikr? GTA would not approve. Or any other game, really. But really, in GTA, you can get flung literally from Paleto Bay to Los Santos, with minimal damage, but when you crash into something stupid like a tree, you're dead. like wtf
Yees!!! You need to do a complete series of this Dan, we demand it. Anyway, this is so awesome!!! I'M GETTING VIOLENT CAUSE OF THE NEED OF JUST CAUSE 3! *Blows up house
+Shaffi Rosdi No its the right one they are the same person, they are each not from America and can't do anything right and shit on there people and lie all the time.
You made him kill not one but two trains! You bastards! But i guess this is not the time to derail the main subject. We've really got to get back on track to the main wackyness that is Just Cause 3. TO NARNIA!!!
3:17 the dude in the teal shirt just enjoying his daily walk when a man armed with a rocket launcher blows up 15 cars Carlos almost did not make it out alive god bless that concrete bridge that safed him
Don't kill a train, kill stuff WITH the train. A few ideas: 1. Hijack it and do cool stuff with it. 2. Pin someone down on the rails. Sit back and enjoy! 3. Put a crap ton of c4 on it, follow it, and when another train is side by side with it... KABOOOOOM!!! 4. Wrecking train? (Attach one part of the train to big ass helicopter and you have a wrecking train!) 5. Train vs train!! 6. Rocket c4 on bottom of train..... Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!! 7. Drag race between car and train. 8. Conga train.... 9. Conga train with explosive stuff being the congarers. 10. De-rail the train and drive it around on the roads! Hope you got some inspiration!!
To be honest the destruction in this is kind of shitty. I was hoping they'd implement something like in Red Faction Guerilla. Now that we're on a new generation they should have enough power for physics based destruction like that.
no, there is not enough power to have a giant open world game that looks beatiful and has such advanced destruction. It worked in red faction cause the map is a lot smaller and had a lot fewer objects. Also, Just Cause is more about explosions than destruction itself
+Vora bat No. He is correct. Everything runs off an engine. Engines have caps. the RFG engine was built with the destruction in mind,. JC3 was about the explosions.
+Vora bat You never know, he could be, or he just has a wide spread knowledge of the subject. Either way, he doesn't have to be a senior engine programmer to know this stuff.
I'd just like to say....the SECOND you slingshot bambi and then casually added "Oh and I put some rockets on it" you earned my immediate sub...Bravo Sir....Bravo!
Is anyone else freaking out to the prospect of wrecking FUCKING TRAINS?!?! YOU GET TO DESTROY MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS IN THIS GAME!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO SEE THIS IN A GAME!!!
I like how much more colourful this one is and how much more variety to the levels there is. I think we can already tell this is a definite upgrade on 2, assuming they QA test the game properly..
There's a nuke launcher. You can grapple around like Spider-Man. Takes a press of a button to cancel the grapple, so you can reapply it mid-air, and you end up in a hover animation. The mortar is heaps of fun. But the grenade launcher that fires 6 nades at a time is still the most satisfying,most destructive beast. Also, he doesn't have tether strength II and the 6 tethers mod. Makes it heaps better, takes 10 minutes to unlock.
That was no innocent train. It was a descendant of the Ghost Train from the Red Dead Redemption video. You have done the world a great service today, Dan.
You should've done this: Get a big car (or truck) into the cargo plane, fly over an enemy military base, remember to cover the truck in C4, get in the truck, tether it to the plane, jump out of the truck, grapple up to the plane again, release the tether and then fly down with it as it falls. see what happens
5:20 well you kind of can you need to tether either up or far away then as you get close release the tether your forward momentum will boos you forward i find it works best in the BIG city
Say goodbye to "Hello procrastinators" :( But good vid overall Dan! I won't leave just because the intro changed! As long as you stay your incredibly hilarious and dorky self I'm here to stay!
At the end of this video, one man has a sudden flashback, hes playing GTA: SA, and in his final moments all he can hear is. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!!!
I attempted to do a crossbar challenge with a soccer ball I found. I derailed a train, and brought out one of those metal pipes, and tried to prop it up in between the bridge pillars. Instead, it launched into the correct position, but clotheslined some poor bastard who had gotten out of his car to take a picture. I was laughing, and then Rico muttered "Tourists" and I completely lost it.
10:55 Since you have no wanted level, you are a law abiding citizen. Unfortunately, that challenge is failed since you are not a role model. Whooshy C4 has been invented already.
Why are all of you worrying about the "Hello Procrastinators" thing? He cut it from this video because of background noise, and, from his twitter, will be using troll openings until the 31st.
Doesn´t feel right without the hello procrastinators at the start but at least i like Just Cause 3 and i am super hyped for it so at least i got that going for me which is nice.
You guys are AMAAAAZING! Thanks so much for the support! :)
+Just Cause Well, you are more amazing for making this game!!!
This game is so amazing
Backatcha!
YOU'RE AMAZING!
+Just Cause Your game is AMAAAAZING! Im so looking forward to it!
Just want to point out how cool it is that Square Enix is letting youtubers play around in the entire world without being sponsored (many have said that they are not sponsored in any way).
It is a great marketing ploy, but more importantly, it lets people see the entire game so they know EXACTLY what they are buying.
This made me cry
me 3
Hello :)
+SuperRebel It made me scream in joy
+SuperRebel It's... so... beautiful!
Hahha!
Legends say that the plane is still flying pilotless over the Mediterranean to this day.
No dumb
"Goodbye Bambi!"
NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT
Hi Mr.Swanson!!!!
Its 51 days 8 hours 59 minutes and 8 seconds till Just Cause 3 releases HYPE!
+Joe Wilson-Palmer YEEES!!! I NEED IT!!! GETTING VIOLENT BECAUSE OF IT; DON'T WANT TO MURDUR
+Joe Wilson-Palmer not +vooran
MeroDN yes I sure did, have you kept it open still?
+Joe Wilson-Palmer Seems like no time at all.
*****
yes
You can kill the train. Without mods.
This game is instantly better than GTA V.
+LukeDude759 Actually in GTA 5 you could blow the train up in mp.
+The Renegade Animator yeah but this is so and not mp plus this is instantly better than gta
+LukeDude759 And SP. With lots of sticky bombs
james Blakey
"yeah but this is so and not mp" I have no idea what you mean with that. And yes, I agree.
+The Renegade Animator uh what does mp mean in this context?
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat no hello procrastinators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+luke “amazing” scott - he said he wanted to drop it in a citys video, he doesnt want to be all hyper and shouty, but relaxed
+Neil Moore
relaxed
he's playing Just Cause 3
+Nonuv Urbeeznus fair enough, but he said he doesnt want to be extremely energetic like other gaming youtubers (jacksepticeye, markaplier, ect)
+Neil Moore yes but that WELCOME BACK TO JUST CAUSE 3 was kind of shouty as well :D
Read his twitter doofus.
Damn you, Dan! Just as I was about to climb through a window and escape the hype train, you pull me back in!
we all know that if the hype train is in fact a real train, it would obviously be that oriental express in space from doctor who, and if you've seen that episode, exiting through a window is, well, a very bad plan.
"Can you do a conga line of people behind a car" was my request. I am so happy to see that get in. Every part of this video was funny.
With the terrain destruction, and the brilliant grappling hook mechanics, this honestly looks like it could be the next GTA.
+General Gnardafi Why be a king, when you can be a God?
+n 这是什么意思的英文？You dont know it could be or might not.
Hopefully the story isn't a piece of shit this time so I can actually finish the game.
+LUGGY GAMES Why be a God, when you can be a Titan?
100% agree.Batman
I love how the enemy in the game is called DRM. Just like the real life enemy of gamers
Big dong Wong
+DasGewkmiXX whats drm i dont speak english
+Vangjo Pula digital rights management
+Vangjo Pula Basically it forces you to be online to play a game and activate it through the developer/publishers steam clone (at least on PC). A way to "stop" piracy on PC and it doesn't work and just punishes the other legit players who are now forced to have a great internet connection to even play a singleplayer game. Kinda like ubisoft with UPlay. It is just bad.
+DasGewkmiXX Technically, DRM is basically any system to stop piracy. The always-online kind is just the most popular.
Goodbye "Hello Procrastinators."
+Bailey Jones why?
orbitaFC Because it's gone... Dan got rid of it for the new channel reboot.
+Bailey Jones The "new" channel will be seen on the 31st, not immediately.
Chad McThatGuy This video was made with his new ideas in mind though. :c
+Bailey Jones Its been a good run
Where was the 'HELLO PROCRASTINATORS!!!!' >:(
He's going to stop saying it
+Jack Rowlands And you know this.. how?
+Chicken Delight131 his post on Twitter, and what he said in his penultimate Cities: Skylines episode
Jack Rowlands
Oh. OK then. R.I.P Procrastinators, hello "back"
+Lord Cheesepuff All of the youtubers that I watch are changing so much! Like, etalyx completly changed it outro and change it's whole channel base and now nerd3 is changing! D: HP has been a thing for so long....
Watching this made me redownload JC3 and it was the best decision ever made.
a tree you can break down?... you mean... trees arent immortal anymore?
They have broken the tree-game-logic rules finally
EvilMcSheep
but... trees...
just cause isnt a normal game
Press "F" to pay respects
ikr? GTA would not approve. Or any other game, really. But really, in GTA, you can get flung literally from Paleto Bay to Los Santos, with minimal damage, but when you crash into something stupid like a tree, you're dead. like wtf
+Luke Aveyard (JustPlaneCrazy1999) you dont must die if you have invicibility cheat on
you chose the right channel to play your game enix
Yees!!! You need to do a complete series of this Dan, we demand it. Anyway, this is so awesome!!! I'M GETTING VIOLENT CAUSE OF THE NEED OF JUST CAUSE 3! *Blows up house
I seriously cant wait for this game
+NintendoTurial i know real cool game
Same
whan uts coming ( sorry for the bad English )
+Niels Gaatjeniksaan December 1st
***** thanks captain
8:59 Margorie just became Margarine
i have not been greeted nor do i know what i am.
Greetings Person who puts off doing things.
HAHAHAHA
+Kim Jong Un Well if it isn't Baboom Bama.
Wrong picture Kim.
+Shaffi Rosdi No its the right one they are the same person, they are each not from America and can't do anything right and shit on there people and lie all the time.
You made him kill not one but two trains! You bastards! But i guess this is not the time to derail the main subject. We've really got to get back on track to the main wackyness that is Just Cause 3. TO NARNIA!!!
+Shadow_Kitty dem MULTIPLE puns tho
Thankyou, thankyou, i'll be at my station if you need me.
Shadow_Kitty your train of puns is derailing me
+DeathSwagga or, 'dem COUPLE of puns tho'. Hehehehehehhehehehehehe....
Dina Lynch couple because he killed 2 trains? Well I could say your profile picture has 2 couples of bananas.
I want to see you fly through 5 tunnels with a jet no retakes no crashes.
Charley Tank hey Charley lol
Hey what’s up bro
3:17 the dude in the teal shirt just enjoying his daily walk when a man armed with a rocket launcher blows up 15 cars Carlos almost did not make it out alive god bless that concrete bridge that safed him
Well this is a game I probably will not be able to run on my PC.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WELCOME BACK
HE'S PLAYED IT BEFORE
Reboot
Christian Crowley WHERE ?? D:
+Wecu Snow This is he's second Just cause 3 video.
Meaning he already made a video for just cause 3
Dan please play more just cause 3
bestbeetdj deighy I know I want him to play the sea dlc right
Jodie Kyle he has...
Dylan Wakley He hasn't...
bestbeetdj deighy How about the multiplayer mod?
He has
WAIT... HE HAS STOPPED HELLO POCRASTINATORS!! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!
Dear god.
+Mason Lutsch pic goes great with that
Don't kill a train, kill stuff WITH the train. A few ideas:
1. Hijack it and do cool stuff with it.
2. Pin someone down on the rails. Sit back and enjoy!
3. Put a crap ton of c4 on it, follow it, and when another train is side by side with it... KABOOOOOM!!!
4. Wrecking train? (Attach one part of the train to big ass helicopter and you have a wrecking train!)
5. Train vs train!!
6. Rocket c4 on bottom of train..... Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!
7. Drag race between car and train.
8. Conga train....
9. Conga train with explosive stuff being the congarers.
10. De-rail the train and drive it around on the roads!
Hope you got some inspiration!!
"oh I'm sorry is my science in your way!!!!" I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard. freakin great man!
Chugga chugga choooo chooo... hype Train coming Througghh yeaaah *Kabooommm* Rico Blows us all to smitherines!
To be honest the destruction in this is kind of shitty. I was hoping they'd implement something like in Red Faction Guerilla. Now that we're on a new generation they should have enough power for physics based destruction like that.
+Incredible Oyster Why didnt he show grappling from building from building? cus hes hiding something?
+Incredible Oyster just cause is not about the destruction but the explosions after the destruction
no, there is not enough power to have a giant open world game that looks beatiful and has such advanced destruction. It worked in red faction cause the map is a lot smaller and had a lot fewer objects. Also, Just Cause is more about explosions than destruction itself
+Vora bat No. He is correct. Everything runs off an engine. Engines have caps. the RFG engine was built with the destruction in mind,. JC3 was about the explosions.
+Vora bat You never know, he could be, or he just has a wide spread knowledge of the subject. Either way, he doesn't have to be a senior engine programmer to know this stuff.
when you realize....that this game is almost 2 years old...
when you realize...that this game is almost 5 years old...
@@lucrio4088 Oh god what have you done
Happiness is... checking NerdCubed's channel and seeing another video on JC3.
5:51 into the concrete!
Dan, stop making your poor innocent fan-base jealous that they don't have the game yet ;-;
It has BAD GRAPHICS.
+Ellis Riding Ye k
+Ellis Riding define "bad graphics"
It has bett graphics than gta and its even pre release NOT final
+Ellis Riding who gives a fuck about graphics the graphics are descent the gamplay is what matters
Michael Bay should play this
do more of just cause 3
This is the best video you have made is a very very long time. Outstanding job on this
Thank you for completing my challenge Dan.
DO A NERD3 COMPLETES
+Cam Barker OF THIS
+Cam Barker also umm starwars battlefront is out in beta form now
why is nerd quitting?
well fuck them nerds a good youtuber and he should just ignore him
congratu fucking lations
i want this game. why?, you ask? idk just cause.
Just Cause 3, the floor is lava....
CaptainMonocle07 been there, done that
4:43 "IS MY SCIENCE IN YOUR WAY?!!" Who knew slingshotting a dead bambi would count as science.
I love it how when he sends the guy off with the explosive barrel to get air support, it plummets back to the ground.
memes are funny
13:44 Paric Panic Parachute Panic? God dammit you stole my invention!
I'd just like to say....the SECOND you slingshot bambi and then casually added "Oh and I put some rockets on it" you earned my immediate sub...Bravo Sir....Bravo!
"Why are planes made to fly"
Is anyone else freaking out to the prospect of wrecking FUCKING TRAINS?!?! YOU GET TO DESTROY MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS IN THIS GAME!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I'VE WANTED TO SEE THIS IN A GAME!!!
I like how much more colourful this one is and how much more variety to the levels there is. I think we can already tell this is a definite upgrade on 2, assuming they QA test the game properly..
There's a nuke launcher.
You can grapple around like Spider-Man. Takes a press of a button to cancel the grapple, so you can reapply it mid-air, and you end up in a hover animation.
The mortar is heaps of fun.
But the grenade launcher that fires 6 nades at a time is still the most satisfying,most destructive beast.
Also, he doesn't have tether strength II and the 6 tethers mod. Makes it heaps better, takes 10 minutes to unlock.
And a single tear was cried for no more procrastinating.
Time to start doing things in the real world now. No more procrastinating
I loved how the plane has aerodynamics and obeyed the laws of physics when you set it free.
That was no innocent train. It was a descendant of the Ghost Train from the Red Dead Redemption video. You have done the world a great service today, Dan.
Your videos always keep me in a good mood in my breaks writing assignments for uni :D Thanks Dan!
That sphere explosion was massive. I cannot wait for this to release.
Please make more of these! You are awesome and the only person I like to watch play this. Thanks! :)
Looks like Buzz wont be saving those orphans after all.
1 month, 2 weeks, 1 day and 0 hours before release SO HYPED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE NEED 1 HOUR LONG EPISODES OF THIS!!!!
You should've done this:
Get a big car (or truck) into the cargo plane, fly over an enemy military base, remember to cover the truck in C4, get in the truck, tether it to the plane, jump out of the truck, grapple up to the plane again, release the tether and then fly down with it as it falls. see what happens
the mystery video is beautiful... it portrays the most beautiful aspects of life itself
Remember. Dan plays with inverted camera controls. Everytime he looks down? He's pointing the analog stick up.
13:07 - 13:23 That would be a badass prologue to Just Cause 3.
More of these please! xD I'm just so impatient for Just Cause to finally come out!
CAN'T WAIT FOR FULL GAME. Every you tuber will be recording it!!!!!!! YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Whenever i hear this guy's voice, it just brightens my day
Holy crap, I keep forgetting Just Cause 3 is a thing... Whelp, I'm in debt this Christmas (Fallout 4, MHX, and JC3)
5:20 well you kind of can you need to tether either up or far away then as you get close release the tether your forward momentum will boos you forward i find it works best in the BIG city
Say goodbye to "Hello procrastinators" :( But good vid overall Dan! I won't leave just because the intro changed! As long as you stay your incredibly hilarious and dorky self I'm here to stay!
4:07.Enemy's tactics= Run straight into gun fire
Dan you said that at the perfect moment for I am getting just cause 3 for Christmas
At the end of this video, one man has a sudden flashback, hes playing GTA: SA, and in his final moments all he can hear is. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!!!
I love how the bad guys' jeeps say "DRM" on the side. it might be a little wink from the devs
"Pre release footage
Visuals not final"
BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
This was one of the most beautiful things I have ever seen.
We NEED MORE OF THIS NOW!!
I attempted to do a crossbar challenge with a soccer ball I found. I derailed a train, and brought out one of those metal pipes, and tried to prop it up in between the bridge pillars. Instead, it launched into the correct position, but clotheslined some poor bastard who had gotten out of his car to take a picture. I was laughing, and then Rico muttered "Tourists" and I completely lost it.
when Dan laughs, I laugh about 3 times as hard
Nice to see that grappling hooks can tether to more than one point on a vehicle, unlike JC2
I like how it says the visuals are not final yet it looks amazing.
hopefully they don't downgrade them
MORE JUST CAUSE CHALANGES
This game has the perfect pre existing physics for an actually realistic nuke mod.
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Please do many, many more of these
red faction guerilla's destruction engine + just cause 3 =the game we will play forever
just watching your videos is so awesome... i recently broke my wrist and can't really play pc but i watched your just cause 3 vids and bought it.
The Deer got me, could not stop laughing at that.
What that jogger on the road is thinking 14:30 that just happened what's that noise. OH Fuck run away
Procrastinators are no longer alive. Dan please bring us back
10:55 Since you have no wanted level, you are a law abiding citizen. Unfortunately, that challenge is failed since you are not a role model. Whooshy C4 has been invented already.
"Mind the blades!"
*Slams into roof*
Who else thinks Dan should do an hour long session of these challenges
Why are all of you worrying about the "Hello Procrastinators" thing? He cut it from this video because of background noise, and, from his twitter, will be using troll openings until the 31st.
dan runs out of the way of the second train ignoring the huge chasm between them
13:07 They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!
Doesn´t feel right without the hello procrastinators at the start but at least i like Just Cause 3 and i am super hyped for it so at least i got that going for me which is nice.
The end but gave me serious flashbacks to when Nerd tried to build bridges
I love how the police cars say "D.R.M" on the side.
No Mans Sky and Just Cause 3 , the future is bright