Fukase has to cook [Talkloid] (feat. Kitsu)

This is what happens when Flower leaves the apartment
Gumi : me
Fukase : Kitsu
Flower : Kitsu
DEX : me
Una : me
Rin : Kitsu
Len : Kitsu
Mixing : me
Video : Kitsu
Kitsus Channel : / @kuro_kitsune
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[@JujusCandy]

"I don't even know how to make a god dang sandwich" I relate to this on a personal level

[@surfboard3795]

All i do is slap some cheese in between two buns and call it a day lmao

[@moji_mojyo]

hei jenna

[@moji_mojyo]

lol my sandwiches are sloppy on every level

[@gooseblossomyt9494]

If u wanna make a pb and j sandwich then get 2 pieces of bread, A spoon and a butter knife and Jelly and Peanut butter and put the butter knife into the peanut butter and put it on the bread and spread it and do this until it’s full of peanut butter and then same with the jelly except SPOON and then put the 2 pieces of bread together and ur down :>

[@surfboard3795]

@@GL777TCH yUs

[@LanotaRitmo]

Fukase is the only one that could burn the damn house down while making cereal.

[@justarandomhumann]

Nope, my dad is also in the mix.
But if we talk about vocaloids I think Kaito would also.

[@emi._3x]

Len as well

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

Oliver is pretty good at making fire too even when making cereal

[@FOXYBOI590]

🥲yep

[@maryglaser9256]

@@emi._3x just add a little bit of spice

[@ThePipofDespair]

"I don't even know to make a *GODDAMN SANDWICH"*

[@diaquallo]

Don't burn the house down memelord.

[@kuro_kitsune]

One day he might

[@MMDAnimator2004]

Fukase: SCREW YOU, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!

[@diaquallo]

@@MMDAnimator2004 oh really? Then no more memes.

[@MMDAnimator2004]

@@diaquallo FUKASE: TAKE MY MEMES AWAY, AND I WILL CALL TEI TO ACTUALLY SHOVE HER KNIFE UP DOWN YOUR THROAT!

[@diaquallo]

@@MMDAnimator2004 ok ok

[@flowerboba7499]

I love how flower just looks like she is flipping everyone off all the time

[@knucklepilled]

exactly
her v4 sprite is like that

[@marshykiki316]

Finally someone who uses una 😫♥️

[@FredVornefett]

Una is just too cute not to be used

[@rias2085]

I find it funny that he can't make a sandwich,but knows how to cook spaghetti 😂😂😅

[@Joodhandle]

Indomie (instant noodles ) I think that’s how

[@colorrbarss]

I don’t know how to make a sandwich 💀

[@therealjeckaclassof09]

@fukua 💀

[@colorrbarss]

@@therealjeckaclassof09 I tried to make toast and I almost burnt the house down

[@electricangel1001]

@@colorrbarss I tried to defrost bread and almost burnt the bread and me

[@kanaae]

The tuning is actually good! Good job!

[@FredVornefett]

Thank you!

[@kuro_kitsune]

Thanks!

[@mitakummaa7155]

They are like one big family

[@eleanor7236]

ikr

[@saucesaucesaucesauce1380]

play at 1.5 speed to make it sound like a normal talkloid

[@ardent-ace27]

Oh wow it works!

[@your57yearoldpeepaw]

thank you for this

[@RinaNina-ff3oq]

Thanks!!

[@irissoggy]

Una is so cute why don't people use her more 😣

[@acinomsilloh]

I don’t know!

[@knucklepilled]

@@acinomsilloh probably because she doesnt have an english voicebank
but again, its possible to use japanese voicebanks to speak english, ive done that with many of them

[@shyclouded3822]

@@knucklepilled engrish

[@sabinastrash6813]

nice pfp

[@charxthekoopaking5673]

This is going in my Fukase headcanon box

[@blank7645]

Welcome to fukase cooking channel

[@yarlottmash8538]

"I will be gone for 30 minutesDESU" V4 Flower

[@averybankhead9145]

i appreciate the detail with flower being taller than the doorway when she comes back

[@kuromi631]

Gumi= mom

[@fukasevpiola2494]

Jsjsjsj flower english is the best

[@kuro_kitsune]

I take that as a compliment ^^

[@abigailcunningham9951]

The tuning is way too good for a simple talkaloid XD great work

[@FredVornefett]

Thank you

[@mikatimmermann8327]

OMG PLEASE NEVER STOP😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kuro_kitsune]

MIKAAA

[@FredVornefett]

I'll try my best :D

[@givekirigirilove]

Una: That was mean
Fukase: You wouldn’t understand
Una: -sad noise then walks away-
Me: OK SO YOU JUST LET HER WALK AWAY IN MISERY AFTER THAT-

[@BlueberriiandFriends]

0:04 "I will be gone for like 30 minut- *UDESU"*

[@tetraploid5000]

desu at the end of everything.

[@remarkablyshinydoorknob]

the way una says hungeri is like the cutest thing ever :(

[@Aletzuyu]

For like 30minut- D E S U

[@Reyreychills]

"I only know spaghetti"
"Ohhhh boy"

[@reemoo_edits]

Fukase: I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO A *GODDAMN SANDWICH*
Gumi: sure ima help with this shi

[@johnjohnsonsmith]

i love how theyre all singing their lines bwahaha

[@REAL_INOSUK]

Fukase in Music Videos: *Phsyco Killer*
Fukase in Talkaloid Videos: *Doesn't know how to put cheese on bread*

[@kaiyon__9622]

no sweaRING

[@surfboard3795]

Una is so cute 😭💖

[@FredVornefett]

True

[@ArcChattering]

“Dex’s opinion doesn’t matter to me.” Sounds like when I’m talking about my sister

[@A.G-Roboticals]

*Zooms in on Fukase’s hat*
“Wait a second.
*Backs up*
I can’t make…
*Fukase gets closer*
…dinner!
*Backs up*
I don’t even…
*turns*
…know…
*turns again*
how to make
*turns again*
a god damn
*gets closer*
sandwich!”
This made me laugh way harder than I thought it would. 😆

[@personcalledalexis]

i dont mean this in a rude way but you talk like a middle aged single mother of 3 kids

[@mafuyu7257]

Just realized their voice seens like their singing lmao

[@kekessadavies4150]

I have no clue who these are but I love it

[@unfaithful...]

Wait so you're not a Vocaloid fan?

[@neptune147]

I personally like to imagine that flower left to go on a date.
With me.

[@Rejissay]

"Dex,thank u for nothing"

[@soapshiraishi]

Why are these entertaining

[@worthless_antihuman]

I love v flower's voice better than any of the other vocaloids

[@marmoura2012]

Why does all of this sound like a comedy song-

[@sangvi1198]

Best Talkloid✨

[@MazeTaant]

"but Dex doesn't like pizza"
same Dex

[@genzhours9466]

I guarantee you that Rin and Len don't even live there

[@Камико_Ацуно]

Если ты они там жили, никто другой там бы не жил.

[@GwensFlixs]

All of these Talkloids feel like musicals.

[@GwensFlixs]

This is a good thing

[@FredVornefett]

@@GwensFlixs :3

[@cloudy6738]

"LeTs MaKe SoMe 🌟PeStA🌟"

[@Suqarr]

This is a musical.

[@Ded_is_not_availible]

It's fun and games until Fukase cooks.

[@imud0ra]

*"no swear-ING"*

[@thedirtgods3963]

I can relate to not knowing how to cook anything😔

[@_XoX_65]

una is my favorite vocaloid she's so cute 😭

[@billiemunagenius]

Can you help me make dinner today?
✨no✨

[@kuro_kitsune]

This has to be one of my favourite comments

[@corylus1947]

Put in 1.5x speed for it to sound like a normal talkaloid

[@_cablewastaken]

sad una noises are cute

[@infochancantedit]

This is canon

[@misaamiisa]

1:36 dex just like me

[@---fc7se]

“I forgot” •_•

[@ri____h3nr628]

My character: K I'm going to sleep goodnight or morning *DON'T BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!*

[@fukasevpiola2494]

*Len what the fok*

[@Just_be_kind]

Let’s make some *pestuh*

[@violetstream_wa]

It sounds like they’re singing lmao

[@cyan790]

FUKASI IM CRYING

[@oliverispissed]

He could have just ordered take out

[@sparklycrayonz]

“hes a dumb bass”

[@Sparkly_Rat200]

Una’s voice sounds so pretty

[@wii_lan]

no~swear~ing~!

[@GRENNZ-DA-GAY]

Heey, Fuukasse. *Is high*

[@Yumei_Hoshino]

That Pasta was tasty ngl.

[@fialka39]

2:12 i forgor 💀

[@Molly_lbbh]

I'm fukase in life ksksksksksksksk

[@user-ll3sr2ps1c]

Flower omg

[@gregorymitchell7746]

"Fu-ka-se wants to-cook aaand-iii dont want my house on fi-yer"

[@ChristofKSGN]

"fuuKaSeeee"

[@Sheluvzmahswag]

I love how gumi Is the mom in this situation

[@NotRaidenShotgunAnymore]

Hi I am Ei and I will make the dinner * this character can’t cook*

[@Камико_Ацуно]

У неё даже блюда нет...

[@mehmeh9376]

Why tf does Dex speaking english sound like swenglish (swedish) lol.

[@Len_Kagamine02]

Memelord cant make a sandwich yet can cook spaghetti? W U T

[@BayOfWulf]

dex sounds like ringo from the beatles

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

Fukase 0:19
0:20

[@Saige-hg1xi]

Rin:そんなことができるようにすることになっているんですけど？
Len:そんなにもう１つないのダームアッスですけれど、だからやつじゃねえよ
Rin:スウイリングはこんなことに！

[@LightYagami-xl1wz]

Nah, Gumi would be the one to burn the house down fr

[@Sparkly_Rat200]

Reference?! IM GONNA BURN DOWN INTO AN UGLY BLACK IM GONNA RUN AWAY NOW AND NEVER LOOK BACK

[@yukii.777]

Danku you

[@kingslycastaneda7888]

Dex is not a furry❤❤

[@hurtfashion8699]

Wait did this seriously turn into a song

[@love_hw4ng11]

NO. SWEAR. RING.

[@ghost.tt1]

Fukase is the mf best

[@Saige-hg1xi]

Una:私そんなできやつがないから？

[@joekeery5523]

I know how to cook I just prefer not to……

[@joekeery5523]

Ok i don’t know how to cook

[@godlovesyou957]

brooo im 2 and i know how to use the microwave you freaking

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

1:45

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

2:06

[@ghosteaaa7949]

*sad una noises*

[@peeslosh2036]

"Fukaseey, whats up?"

[@radmationanimation6384]

1:53 i though hes Going to say pasta but i heared him say pesto😂😂 if you heared it far away😂

[@TahjayThePuyoPlayer07]

Utau

[@briichi]

fuk-a-see :')

[@meisdude]

*Dex* 💀

[@alyssa482]

Why do they sound like their singing

[@Xziniie]

Tnak yuo

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

0:00
1:55

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

1:10

[@nitawzanyokeoneo1271]

uwu

[@OceanaChan_CureNyammy]

0:32. 0:34