I gotta admit, this is actually good. Why is it that all of the at least decent jokes like this are left in the dark while the awesome ones get all the likes? I just don't get it, I think all comments should have a chance, oh well, I guess I'll never know. *"But damn this comment is good tho"*
I first heard this song years ago from a video featuring a naked Russian man high on bath salts jumping on the hoods of cars in the parking lot of a Soviet era apartment complex. A babushka comes out of the apartment and hits him with her purse, throwing a towel at him to cover up his indecency. Then the owners of the vehicles he was jumping on come out of the apartment and start a fist fight. It ends with high naked guy being knocked out and left in the parking lot to sleep it off. Anyways, nice song.
1: listen to this 2: buy vodka 3: buy cheap cigarets 4: buy adidas track suit 5: buy adidas shoes 6: squat drink and smoke were ever and when ever you want CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A GOPNIK
Bertrand-Murielle Servais-Moyses that beat droped harder then Germany in WM 2018. Roses are Red violets are blue, wen the beat dropped my house did it to.
DROP P90 BLYAT! RUSH B AGAIN!
lmao
Thông Lý
yeeaahh ağır up and *_rash B_*
Raifiktu blyat Go awp
Raifiktu сука вlуат
69% vodka 69% CS:GO 69% Adidas Tracksuit
lmfao
69 likes
FFS i loled.
its funny because u said it :D :D
:d
I show this to my cow
Now my cow is MOSCOW
He? ._.
DucQy No it can be something other than our
Lol
• Markov • why u pressed over that-
I think you mean OUR cow, comrade.
No one:
Every Slav at 3 am:
well it's 3am
Why are you watching what i do at 3am
???
Well it's 2:55am
95% - CS:GO
4% - cancer
1% - "dude, this song is awesome!"
original and structured joke
+1
I'm that 1%
Fuck where's mojo! Talk about overrated,copied comments...
Dude, this song is amazing!
What a blyatiful song.
Szusci xD
Ja, nagyon blyatiful, cyka.
Szusci YAYAYAYA
LóRi ツ hat nagyon az
Szusci sky is blue trees are greener when i think about this song i play with my wiener
Вот что должно передаваться из поколения в поколение - вот он, русский фольклор
I showed this to my Zebra
Now it has Three Stripes
Good one :D
xd
Our zebra and I bet it was Marty
@@ege45433 bunu dinleyen türk mü varmış la
TRI POLOSKI
How to achieve Global Elite fast.
1. Play this song.
2. Buy P90s for everyone
3. Rush B.
4. Enjoy your rank.
5. Profit
NeonStephano it work's
First you need to take a shot of VODKA!
Goncs whole bottle of vodka*
LOL it works
I showed this to my english teacher..
Now he is our russian teacher
*our**
XD
What did she say
That moment was like i was an english teacher and a kid showed me this song, and then i turned into their russian teacher. Weird.
CYKA BLYAT
unironically goes hard even after 6 years
Teacher: "Russia!"
Girls: "why's it so cold here?"
Boys: *dancing to this while drinking vodka* "HARDBASS!"
i bet your a 12 year old
@@lightgrazesacrossmyeyes.399 ikr this is so cringe
@@hon1to FR-
@@hon1to IKR....
-Join Game
-Ask anyone english?
-Cyka blyat
-gg
*Russian version:*
-Join Game
-Ask anyone english?
-Cyka blyat
-My frieeeeeend
+Luca “Pego” Pegorari lol
Mojang911 LIVE Cyka blyat rush B vodka my frieeeend!
+Luca “Pego” Pegorari xDDDD RUSH B RUSH B
fucking russians :(
I show this to my trees
Now they are DIMITREES
Good one.
Nice bro
😂😂😂😂😂
nicee
Наше Дима
Played this on my Lenovo...
Now it's a Leninovo
bruh
@@nt4f04und bruhhhh
Now it works Lenivo! (lazy)
Lenovo sounds slavic tho
I played this loudly in my garden...
All the trees became Dimitrees
I gotta admit, this is actually good. Why is it that all of the at least decent jokes like this are left in the dark while the awesome ones get all the likes?
I just don't get it, I think all comments should have a chance, oh well, I guess I'll never know.
*"But damn this comment is good tho"*
@@NicoTheSourceGuy because if you scroll down you find this exact comment which is 2 years older than this one and has 2.8k likes
😁
My god😂😂
Bru
This song makes me want to buy an Adidas tracksuit
its like an unofficial Russian national anthem
Adidas with two 2 stripes is da best adidas
I signed in just to like this comment
+harry wardy I signed in just to like this comment
k
This is the national anthem of the Russian CSGO Community
youre right 😂
BOCHKA BASS
RUSSIANS GO= CYKA BLYAT
I am not a russian
Fuck russian and now something learned from anomalya: IDI NAHUI PIDOR BLYAD. CYKA BLYAD.
MyKasero Fucking dumbass go in russian is not idi it's idti.
Please shut the fuck up if you dont understand anything in russian.
Australian Gold 1 more time , check anomaly and that how he says it. Idi nahui
Nobody:
Me at 3 AM: BOCHKA BASS, BOCHKA BASS
Teacher: today, we will learning about Russia.
Girls: oh no, Russia is so boring!
Boys:
Bochka bass
Kojbasior
kurwa it's true
Cyka
Блять ты нет славы
A.D.I.D.A.S
(All Day I Drink And Squat)
Oh my god, gold!
A.D.I.D.A.S
A d I D a S
A I D S
Alle Deutsche Idioten Denken An Sex.
Alle domme idioten doen aan sport
All Day I Drink And Slav
I watched this and my glass of water turned into vodka 0_0
fuck off
Jesus it's you? ??
+Giu SRF Yes m9
+Giu SRF check channel its fake
Duncan McClelland Did I claimed I am the real one?
we were playing minecraft when this came next...
now its OURCRAFT
Teacher: we are taking a field trip to Russia.
Girls: No, it's too cold there
Boys:
our*
Official anthem of CS,Dota 2,WoT players.
+lilusowy Originality is strong with this one.
+Gabe gaben pls give kniev
Doge Gaming Fek u. Here's a battle scarred grotto
+Gabe YES GROTTO
groto is better
+Gabe Dragon Lore drop PLS :c
Why is this not a music kit in csgo?
:Dd
Lol
'Cos russians will buy all kits from valve :D
cuz csgo for nerds
+arifmeow343 fucking cod player
I miss THIS Russia, such a good era for culture.
I played this in school
The fire alarms went off
LOL
The CS:GO Anthem
* stands up and starts dancing*
Seri Videos türkiye bea as bayrakları
My water turned into vodka.....
Blyat
riff anchor fuck yeah
Blyat
Our water
Joseph Stalin Hi, human master comrade
@Joseph Stalin’s Dog hi there comrade doggo have you snuck your way into the pentagon yet to retrieve the recipe for the capitalist dog food
Бочка, басс, колбасит соло
Колбасер по пояс голый...
Бочка, басс, колбасер
Голый, голый, колбасер...
А мне мама говорила, колбасеры это сила
Ебат неужели русские?
Блядь
Yes.
that 909 open hat sample is so damn crunchy and crisp I can’t restrain myself from bopping my head
punches thru the mix in the best way possible. xs project are masters at it
"Mooom get my adidas pants and go outside"
wot
Ill drive my blyatmobile and put this in 100 volume xD
Yo big smoke :D
so many likes
Can i get cyka nuggets and pidar fries?
No we only have mcblyat
+DeltANT21 hahaaha
+DeltANT21 funny man not.
+pitc11 xD mojo
mojo xD
Can't listen to this without thinking "THIS IS SPARTA"
When I listen this, everything said to me "drink vodka"
i love this new adidas ad
TF?
what u mean ?
The Rumble and OMGitsair That means that Russians listen to this with addidas
Oooo xD i see now
This new slavic adidas ad* FTFY
I opened this in competitive they reported me.....
heartless people
;(
I did today. played 38/15 :D
+Shadowknight bad
your silver 1 so stfu
SIMPLESMENTE VICIEI NESSA MÚSICA 😍🙃
É nós mano! Os caras sabem fazer Musica!
I showed this to my water
*now it’s vodka*
I showed this to uranium
Now it's OURanium
Dennis de BoutBever now its still uranium but youre dead
this is actually so underrated
Avatarınızı sikem
I showed this to uranus
Now it OURanus
@@corona-chan8915 Ummmmm...I don't think I want to imagine that...
1% Tiktokers
1% Just enjoying music
98% True Slavs
da tovarishch
fake statement the real statement is:
200% slavs
0,002 tiktok
0,004 just enjoyig music
no fake statement soldier
I'm the 1% tiktocers
Tiktokers
100% ENJOY
1000000% DANCE
1% Tiktokers
99% True Slavs
Where are my Slavic brothers?
here
Cykkaaaaa
Tu dopiče
Xaxaxaxa
Blyat 🔊❤️🔥
P90 RUSH B NO STOP CYKA BLYAT
+Infern0 Csgo pro russians for ever
+Infern0 Negev rush*
+Infern0 Pro90
+Infern0 imagine the Russians see this and they will hack ur acc like LOLYOU
+Infern0 They got US CYKA. GO A NEXT ROUND IDI NAHUI BYLAT CYKA CYKA CYKA CYKA
My neighbors liked the song so much, they even Invited the police to listen to it!
_ Olegsandre my neighbors cringed from this comment so badly that they killed themselves!
Yeah mine threw a brick through my window so they can listen to it better!!!
Blyat
Just hearing this again invokes nostalgia for my 2019 Minecraft survival world!
Showed this to my crippled friend. He’s still crippled af but he loves the song.
-Vladimir, you should take a break!
-and do what?
-This!
Best of his video xDDDD
Да
+TRspringtrap TÜRKLER HER YERDE
Сука Амеяькаиоооо!!
ruj b egeyn
anyone here becuase of anomaly?
OOH KNIEEEEEEEEEV !!
Fittaaaa!!
KNIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV KNIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVV
PIDAR BLYAT
FIIIIITTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This song is like an evil spell to make people dance without stopping
Now this is what the Combine listen too while raiding apartments.
USA: Alcohol, Liquor, Booze.
Russia: Bochka, Bass, Kolbaser
actually bochka bass kolbaser doesnt mean alcohol
you forgot the vodka
Rey Jero II vodka putin*
Отличная Работа
This is truly blyatiful
yay
Krubby Krabby nice pun
Krubby Krabby xD
JolteoN LP tvoje mama
shut up cyka
I remember listening to this song in 2015 with my homies on our class trip to celebrate our final school year
So this is what they listen too while doing drifts in their 72 tanks. 😆
I want Cyka Nuggets and McBlyat
+jetHUN wtf we dont have McBlurgh
Fuck McDonalds.
+jetHUN i no get food
De nem kapsz. XD
Madzsar!
I immediately got better at CSGO while listening to this
I immediately got better at STALKER while listening to this
Realistic with p90 then??
Hey yo wassup nah AWP
U western spy
EnderGhost237
lmao
I first heard this song years ago from a video featuring a naked Russian man high on bath salts jumping on the hoods of cars in the parking lot of a Soviet era apartment complex. A babushka comes out of the apartment and hits him with her purse, throwing a towel at him to cover up his indecency. Then the owners of the vehicles he was jumping on come out of the apartment and start a fist fight. It ends with high naked guy being knocked out and left in the parking lot to sleep it off.
Anyways, nice song.
Need to show this to my friends. Then they'll be my comrades.
It is imposible to sit still while this song plays
ikr
not rlly
My neighbors like this song so much that they threw a brick through my window to hear this song better
XD
+Butterfly D: HAHAAHAHHA :D
Assume any joke you hear is unoriginal
lmaooo rightttttt
+Butterfly D: And he called the police to let them listen too :P
thank you xs
Me: *drinks water
Me: *gets noob
Me: *drinks vodka
Also me: 0:01
*kills everyone*
RUSH B AND GET THE VODKA
P90 is love, P90 is spray.
Luc J why you steal my water man give it back or else I can't rush b my friend
true story bro.
Luc J CYKA BLYAT
Как хорошо видет когда иностранцы люблют Россию
*Russians* from *CS:GO* and *Dota 2* *I SUMMON YOU*
I just want to say: *i love you* #NoHomo
+HUN Fluphy So fucking funny comment :D
+HUN Fluphy, зачем меня призвали
Garrysman232 No joke, i don't hate you guys :D
Klap men Annyi! :D
ive been looking for this
Привет из Турции!
RUSH B RUSH B!!
XDD
AY CHUVAK!!! IDI NAHUI!!!
BLIN!
P90
RUSH B NO STOP BUY P90 CYKAAAAAAAAAAA
Dimitri?
no 1 ansver cyka blyat
+Kalandozások Zsendi Vladimir?? Fuk u Vladimir i never play with u again
+Warwick72 me Dimitri ;)
+Jobe Brizzle why? :(
+Kalandozások Zsendi dikk magyar
Такие песни до сих пор у много отца.
I finally found it
xd
40% Anormaly
40% Mojo
20% Russian
+Spawn | CS:GO Channel 80 % mau
Кто Русский?
420% HISSSS
Who is Mojo?
10%from gogomantv
CYKAAAAAAAAAAAA
+Anais Watterson McBlyat
pidar fries
mc blyat
what is cyykaa
Pidar fries
лучшая чертовская песня на свете
Yeah! This is cool thanks from the GDR
Cop: How drunk are you?
Me: yes.
Vodka has joined game
Putin has joined game
UA-camrs has joined game
Putin has left the game
Putin has banned everyone from the game.
@@aurumaker7266 ah you the creature American against Russia, Putin tha good man!!!
@@zhabkadushit447 im german and i have russian parents and i speak russian so ok
Ourtubers have joined
Koteyka Nya I know ma man its for meme
МЫ ЛЮБИМ ВАС ПРОЕКТ XS
I played this to a tree
Now its a Dimitree
stolen comment
_my vodka turned into potato._
_blyat._
I know this is a joke but for fucks sake
Vodka is literally made out of potato
Хороший
YAS
Не материтесь, блять!
@@caninesandcats2051 i know lol
_oh blin i hate when that happens_
I found a angry russian on csgo and i made him calm by playing this song 😂
An*
uh we dont care?
YOU CARED ENOUGH TO COMMENT 😤😤
Spyro shut up
Lmao
This song made my comforter into a sleeping bag
the fact this song got more views than the video the original video creator got is jus crazy
Vladimir, grab the vodka..
our Russia, gimme da vodka.....
Dimitri, grab the katusha!
Petrenko :D
GTFO *furry*
Haha
I showed this to UA-cam
Now it's OurTube
@@groscalibre Our/wooosh
@@groscalibre r/whoosh
I’m gonna blast this in front of my mom
*She became Mother Russia!*
I love this music 🤘
1: listen to this
2: buy vodka
3: buy cheap cigarets
4: buy adidas track suit
5: buy adidas shoes
6: squat drink and smoke were ever and when ever you want
CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE A GOPNIK
U Forgot some points m8
7: Buy CS:GO
8: Only Solo Que and Rush B Always
Its Turkish keko
Oğuz Erkal Türkler de varmış sa
Me:Hold my beer
My Friend:Ok?
Me:Take vodka
Friend:what are you doing
Me:*use adidas tracksuit and play the song*
DefaultyModder ΥΞΞΤ .... I don’t get it.
Soon
@@senya627 xDDDDDDDDDD
you want to say, you have friends? lol don't make me laugh.
@@user-yp7ke4et7o I have no friends :(
Such a beautiful song .
This is so Slav I spoke pure hard bass for a week
40% from anomoly, 40% from mojo, and 20% Russians.
+Flowistic 420% Anomaly, who is mojo? and all russians know this song.
Кто русский?
99% HISSSSSSS
who is mojo?
+Better Nerf Irelia CYKA BLYAT NAHOEY
*I need Adidas.*
*NOW*
бездомний американський шпигун
Now you've got yourself a comrade
slav your car
Bertrand-Murielle Servais-Moyses that beat droped harder then Germany in WM 2018.
Roses are Red violets are blue,
wen the beat dropped my house did it to.
Bertrand-Murielle Servais-Moyses yes you need an adidas comrades
Почему тут одни англичане и американцы, где русские не понимаю? 😹😹😹😹😹😹
У них типо мем это)
@@1kipyatok Нифигасе сколько месяцев прошло с того как я написала этот комментарий...
@@1kipyatok Ого! 32 лайка, вот это достижение!)
What?
@@oyunkralmapper5735 everything is just fine. Keep dancing.
try not to move
Yea that's fucking impossible dude
nailed it
then U ae no slav BLYAT
Macadam Blob Smiled because of your profile picture
ok 👍👍👍👍👍
So Russian my PC turned on CS and rushed B by itself
:D
mine even buyed a p90
Andrea Isabella Howell xD
Andrea Isabella Howell kalashnikov is an ak
Przemek Kaluza hah my pc turnet in to adidas pc it now has adidas stripes!
iam not kidding!
Kocham ruski język❤
a ja kocham tą nostalgię
I am Malaysian but I love this kind of Russian Hardbass
So this is how Jesus turns water into Vodka.
Aman aman nereye geldik!!🇹🇷
Tek ben degilmisim turk oaln
SASASQSASASA
@NTF SQUAD 67 WWWWWWWOCKKAA BASS DOVAR BAR SÖRTFF GOBİ GOVİİİ TR TR TR
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