Growing Pains - Dan's Quiplash Answers Part 1

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024

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  • @JezuszJzP
    @JezuszJzP 4 роки тому +281

    "They're not inside jokes, they're open jokes - for everyone" - Fmvdamdaniel

  • @Catlight
    @Catlight 4 роки тому +259

    Dans answers all look like they were written by a AI that was taught english via twitch chat

  • @Jungleman-dq9kz
    @Jungleman-dq9kz 4 роки тому +122

    You know what I haven’t heard lately?
    “Hey ________, can I ask you a personal question?”

    • @sanyokS1
      @sanyokS1 4 роки тому +6

      Why isn't it spelled with an o

    • @josephs9303
      @josephs9303 4 роки тому +14

      its because hes asked all of the personal questions, theres no more to probe, hes done his research.

  • @snol
    @snol 4 роки тому +160

    Dan would've won every single one of these if these prompts came up during a stream this year

    • @Lunarimoths
      @Lunarimoths 4 роки тому +51

      his shitpost sense of humor has completely taken over the nlss crew at this point

    • @somedudethatwatches7834
      @somedudethatwatches7834 3 роки тому +12

      I don't know about the rest, but "The Muppets Take Normandy" is definetly always going to win.

  • @ehudshapira2745
    @ehudshapira2745 4 роки тому +59

    "Rob's Lung Digletts have taken over the world" monkaS
    And we LAUGHED at him! The words of the prophets are written on the Quiplash walls

  • @CertMediocre
    @CertMediocre 4 роки тому +44

    This feels like a sketch from I Think You Should Leave. Incredible, absolutely phenomenal.

  • @mitchellhoward3209
    @mitchellhoward3209 4 роки тому +57

    I hope you know you're an essential worker

  • @TheStashOfNash
    @TheStashOfNash 4 роки тому +33

    God, everytime i see a Danswer it always makes me laugh just at how absurd it is, and how instantly everybody knows which one is Dan's answers

  • @bonnyandmouse
    @bonnyandmouse 4 роки тому +10

    5:50 if only NL knew how much FMV games he would play

  • @Smeeeeeghead
    @Smeeeeeghead 4 роки тому +17

    I spent most of my time wondering "Is Dan ok?"

  • @MicoDossun
    @MicoDossun 4 роки тому +11

    Ryan’s voice is so cursed here why does it feel like like he’s sped up.

  • @foxpawx
    @foxpawx 4 роки тому +11

    God these were from such a simpler time in all our lives. Thanks toasty

  • @ovvenonball7606
    @ovvenonball7606 3 роки тому +5

    Dan is one of the 8 wonders of the world

  • @potterinhe11
    @potterinhe11 4 роки тому +3

    Thats @SirToastyToes for revealing what I needed in my life right now right now.

  • @tatsumioga5638
    @tatsumioga5638 4 роки тому +3

    Just when you forget what shows dan's been on, there is someone out there doing the lords work! ty ty ty

  • @gktbaron
    @gktbaron 4 роки тому +10

    How do you know which answer is Dan's? He laughs harder when it's read out than at any other time. Also cuks.

  • @SkrubsTheNeko
    @SkrubsTheNeko 4 роки тому +8

    I've never seen Dan play this with them.
    I didn't expect it to be *THIS* bad

  • @rattlesnek3847
    @rattlesnek3847 4 роки тому +5

    "Eat it with some human dab" pushed me over the edge

  • @skalocaust
    @skalocaust 4 роки тому +2

    holy shit this is hilarious thank you so much toasty

  • @dontcryzanzibar
    @dontcryzanzibar 4 роки тому +3

    These answers are giving me flashbacks to when dan called me from twitter, been awhile BB

  • @georgeallan8142
    @georgeallan8142 4 роки тому +4

    Nl sounds so angry in these

  • @musclebabies
    @musclebabies 4 роки тому +4

    I miss Dan on Quiplash

  • @Nehimsupacac
    @Nehimsupacac 4 роки тому +2

    Malf next pls sir, you can call it i feel down the stairs

  • @lamazinglamar8635
    @lamazinglamar8635 4 роки тому +3

    Nick seems legit pissed

  • @flame9058
    @flame9058 4 роки тому +1

    Dan really liked the word "cuck" huh. I guess it doesn't really surprise me. :P

  • @Waldoz53
    @Waldoz53 4 роки тому +4

    dan just calling nl a cuck over and over is just so out of character

  • @stonedstreamingna6852
    @stonedstreamingna6852 4 роки тому +2

    i miss Nek

  • @jango20124
    @jango20124 4 роки тому +2

    "Damn daniel"
    well thats dated

  • @Chopskee9119
    @Chopskee9119 4 роки тому +5

    I mean look at the votes dan gets when he doesn't Danswer, of course he keeps doing it!

  • @Gecoma
    @Gecoma 4 роки тому +15

    This was too much Dan concentrated into too small an amount of time

  • @IkEisawesome7
    @IkEisawesome7 4 роки тому +3

    Danswers.

  • @wyoaqjuuvn6420
    @wyoaqjuuvn6420 4 роки тому +1

    Does dan know what "cuck" means?????

  • @oBuLLzEyEo1013
    @oBuLLzEyEo1013 4 роки тому +1

    As if requested...

  • @cristopherjosef9156
    @cristopherjosef9156 4 роки тому +2

    Wtf are these answers

  • @gooeyghoblini
    @gooeyghoblini 4 роки тому +365

    My favorite parts are when Dan just yells "WHAT?" After nl accuses him of the quips

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 4 роки тому +238

    Dan is the single easiest person to see through. The second you read out a single syllable of any of his answers, you know its him

    • @minhuang8848
      @minhuang8848 4 роки тому +20

      Him having a supremely superficial grasp of English grammar and orthography sure helps with that business. It's kind of amazing to be honest

    • @dst55y33
      @dst55y33 4 роки тому +47

      You wouldn't say that were you on Big Brother.

    • @austinlee4366
      @austinlee4366 4 роки тому +23

      @@dst55y33 This is such a Dan sentence

    • @cartmansnipples
      @cartmansnipples 4 роки тому +10

      which is why "kick dan out too many inside jokes not fun" is probably my favorite Dan moment. Literally everybody on the show has pulled a self burn that worked, and immediately it's so obviously him and then he tries to play it off. Pure gold.

    • @haze3498
      @haze3498 3 роки тому

      @@minhuang8848 fro

  • @JrTheDragon01
    @JrTheDragon01 4 роки тому +74

    The NLSS crew: "Dan...."
    Dan: "Why do you think it's me?"
    Gets me every time no lie

  • @stretcharmstrong3736
    @stretcharmstrong3736 4 роки тому +121

    This is just another reason we need dan back on quippers

  • @JadeAndTofu
    @JadeAndTofu 4 роки тому +37

    Within the first 3 minutes and the Muppets take Normandy makes its appearance.
    Blessed.

  • @TheMasterMakarov
    @TheMasterMakarov 4 роки тому +41

    inspired by the recent NLSS where NL said he didnt know growing pains anymore eh
    i hoped for this

  • @adamcrook4611
    @adamcrook4611 4 роки тому +95

    As bad as Dan's answers are:
    You still laughed at them.

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 роки тому +26

      No no no, you don't laugh at the answers, you laugh at the audacity of the man behind them.

    • @adamcrook4611
      @adamcrook4611 4 роки тому +3

      @@tristanstrain9751 Still laughed :)

    • @tristanstrain9751
      @tristanstrain9751 4 роки тому +8

      @@adamcrook4611 Goalpost mover!

    • @alex9x9
      @alex9x9 4 роки тому

      I don't like Dan. I really don't.
      But reading the insane stuff he come up with in quipplash makes me laugh.

  • @EyeTry203
    @EyeTry203 4 роки тому +11

    Nick at minute 9: "im tired of hearing the word cuck"
    if only he knew.

  • @Mariokartfann
    @Mariokartfann 4 роки тому +46

    What the hell did Dan mean with the growing pains answer, I still don't understand it

    • @IkklThePickle
      @IkklThePickle 4 роки тому +31

      I think there's a kid nicknamed "Boner" on the show. Might have something to do with that, though I don't know how someone can have a "set" of boners.

    • @brendakaye3049
      @brendakaye3049 4 роки тому +1

      @@IkklThePickle could have diphallia, or they're just a lizard person.

    • @independantpanda9194
      @independantpanda9194 4 роки тому +10

      My dirty mind went straight to thinking he meant boobs. Or testicles

    • @noahbobrow
      @noahbobrow 4 роки тому +2

      I assumed he meant stretch marks

  • @inwhichidie7171
    @inwhichidie7171 3 роки тому +6

    The way nick says "you're not sorry" makes me laugh every time

  • @Pineapples113
    @Pineapples113 4 роки тому +8

    Did dan inventing blind “quippy”

  • @ineverwatched8118
    @ineverwatched8118 4 роки тому +6

    I still don't get the growing pains joke.

  • @NuggetHorse
    @NuggetHorse 4 роки тому +8

    Big thanks to you and the other edit channels for providing great content

  • @p0migranate
    @p0migranate 4 роки тому +7

    7:03 actually made me laugh out loud oh my god

    • @p0migranate
      @p0migranate 4 роки тому +4

      in the future humor will be randomly generated

  • @Cherokeechuck9
    @Cherokeechuck9 2 роки тому +3

    "Dekcuc (read it backwards)" Jesus christ lmao

  • @s2mu3lk1n9
    @s2mu3lk1n9 4 роки тому +8

    This is a good video.

  • @jacobvanderburg296
    @jacobvanderburg296 4 роки тому +7

    This is the epitome of content

  • @brookhaven86
    @brookhaven86 4 роки тому +3

    19:52 In Spiderman Reigns, a 4 issue comic, Mary Jane dies of cancer from being exposed to Peter's radioactive semen over the years. So yeah thats a thing.

  • @inter1651
    @inter1651 4 місяці тому +1

    I still use this one pretty often as background noise and it's just too good

  • @TwistedAttitudes
    @TwistedAttitudes 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for putting up the search result for Black Mirror Season 3 ep. 3

  • @TwoEcksKay
    @TwoEcksKay 4 роки тому +3

    I would watch The Muppets Take Normandy

  • @sasquatch.8
    @sasquatch.8 3 роки тому +2

    SirToastyToes you are a legend for making these compilations. Dan is too funny.

  • @tomhall6410
    @tomhall6410 3 роки тому +2

    3:24 the muppets have taken Normandy. Under-appreciated

  • @TheLivingAlien
    @TheLivingAlien 4 роки тому +4

    nek pepehands

  • @emmettrichardson5833
    @emmettrichardson5833 Рік тому +1

    i wish someone could explain what the "growing pains" means

  • @domotoro3552
    @domotoro3552 4 роки тому +1

    My only gripe with this is that it didn't show the final results for the "Pretty Young Thing" one.

  • @FallenSnakashi
    @FallenSnakashi 3 роки тому +1

    NL: "Dan......"
    Dan: "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!"

  • @jameskowanko7574
    @jameskowanko7574 4 роки тому +1

    3:20
    The answer at the bottom here is fucking gold

  • @MBoy2000_
    @MBoy2000_ 4 роки тому +2

    Classic Dan

  • @TheWickedTongue
    @TheWickedTongue 4 роки тому +1

    Great compilation. Thank you

  • @nicholasbeshel813
    @nicholasbeshel813 4 роки тому +1

    Great compilation!

  • @jolerojosta
    @jolerojosta 2 роки тому +1

    6:03

  • @chezblob3628
    @chezblob3628 4 роки тому +1

    Y e s

  • @MrLego3160
    @MrLego3160 4 роки тому

    So did Dan ever get diagnosed with anything or what

  • @hari_jeon
    @hari_jeon 4 роки тому +2

    This deserves a sub

  • @kazankatrick3362
    @kazankatrick3362 4 роки тому +2

    Woof~