Beating the Horror Game Almost Nobody Can Complete

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  • Опубліковано 25 гру 2024

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  • @hypetoboredom6814
    @hypetoboredom6814 2 роки тому +1840

    The character was probably a crab holding a torch, which explains why the character moves faster when walking sideways

    • @fakeletobr730
      @fakeletobr730 2 роки тому +52

      diagonal, the character moves faster by combining the spedd of running front and sideways

    • @k.4rmad
      @k.4rmad 2 роки тому +70

      @@fakeletobr730 no it crab

    • @Teiuri
      @Teiuri 2 роки тому +10

      @@fakeletobr730 🦀

    • @fakeletobr730
      @fakeletobr730 2 роки тому +11

      @@k.4rmad a diagonal crab then

    • @fakeletobr730
      @fakeletobr730 2 роки тому +4

      @@Teiuri now rotate it diagonal

  • @squeaktheswan2007
    @squeaktheswan2007 2 роки тому +2310

    Greg: appears
    Player: _crabwalks_
    Greg: oh no

  • @edgarmorales9950
    @edgarmorales9950 2 роки тому +1279

    Maybe the real Greg was actually the friends we made along the way

    • @KidzX_Offical
      @KidzX_Offical 2 роки тому +5

      LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD ROFLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHHAHALELELL

    • @archangelgabriel8614
      @archangelgabriel8614 2 роки тому +15

      @@KidzX_Offical you good?

    • @KidzX_Offical
      @KidzX_Offical 2 роки тому +15

      @@archangelgabriel8614 no ive been laughing for HHAHAHHAHA years please send help at HHHHAAAHAHA XD

    • @sand2159
      @sand2159 2 роки тому +2

      @@KidzX_Offical change your name yo kidz XD

    • @KidzX_Offical
      @KidzX_Offical 2 роки тому +1

      @@sand2159 but that ROFL AHHAHAH ALOLO WHAT HEHEHEHAHHAHAHAN AMONGUs

  • @mistbea
    @mistbea 2 роки тому +326

    i find it really funny that he turned on all of the settings which means on his first playthrough he turned on nightmare mode

  • @Satoshi_Yume
    @Satoshi_Yume 2 роки тому +426

    You know, as a valefisk viewer, I couldn't miss the opportunity to promise my friend 50$ for completing the game. And god was that a good idea. He has already spent 15 hours on it, and didn't even figure out the order of collecting keys. And the best part about this is that he doesn't know a single english word and can't just watch this vid without translating, which hes too lazy to do.

    • @HierapolisPhrygia
      @HierapolisPhrygia 2 роки тому +30

      You ingenious fiend

    • @Satoshi_Yume
      @Satoshi_Yume Рік тому +20

      update: he hasn't beaten it.

    • @kingvulcoon1752
      @kingvulcoon1752 Рік тому +3

      @@Satoshi_Yume Is he still trying?

    • @Satoshi_Yume
      @Satoshi_Yume Рік тому +17

      @@kingvulcoon1752
      from time to time, he's real close to beating it but rng always screws him over

    • @shaeisgae8952
      @shaeisgae8952 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Satoshi_Yume6 months later, did he beat it? Did he give up?

  • @WhaleMilk
    @WhaleMilk 2 роки тому +144

    I swear if Vale intentionally didn't normalize his movement vectors in order to make this game beatable, he is officially a genius of torture above all others

  • @Core_Of_The_Void
    @Core_Of_The_Void Рік тому +50

    Seems like the real key to winning this game is to look in the options and enable “can win game” because the last thing anyone would expect is to find a prerequisite to winning the game in the options!

  • @degenerativeburgergoblin157
    @degenerativeburgergoblin157 2 роки тому +687

    Dude your commentary is hilarious, woke my cat up laughing and now she hates me slightly more

    • @PixelsAfterDark
      @PixelsAfterDark  2 роки тому +88

      Thank you!

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos 2 роки тому +6

      Don't worry. It despised you with all its heart already.

  • @whosflair3716
    @whosflair3716 2 роки тому +324

    Finally some crypt love! It's a great play

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ 2 роки тому +167

    It's easy until you realize that the exit didn't spawn in the stone room.

  • @macktf8785
    @macktf8785 2 роки тому +219

    i can say for sure that this game has a broad player base.

  • @ceepert2153
    @ceepert2153 Рік тому +16

    There is a trick for the bridges, the sound for "extending bridge" and "retracting bridge" is slightly different.
    There also seems to be one lever that only has the "bridge retracting" and from what I have seen this one extends and retracts 2 bridges in a way that only 1 can be extended at any give time
    In the maze you can use the trick to just hug the right wall, at some point you reach everything

  • @apersuhn
    @apersuhn 2 роки тому +568

    title sounded like a mobile game ad
    edit: he changed it this comment has no relevance now

  • @SamiTheAnxiousBean
    @SamiTheAnxiousBean 2 роки тому +45

    I saw the development of Crypt and Crypt V2 and honestly I'm glad to see someone playing it on my timeline months later!!

  • @frankvalentich5410
    @frankvalentich5410 2 роки тому +61

    Awesome of you to shout out Valefisk’s game. It’s great.

  • @samisthegreatest6682
    @samisthegreatest6682 2 роки тому +42

    pixels after dark playing crypt?! insane
    this is why you’re my favorite youtuber lmfao, your commentary is hilarious!

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond 2 роки тому +67

    Great video. Can’t wait to see you play crypt 2 in 2025 when vale gets it done

    • @teddy5752
      @teddy5752 2 роки тому

      this guy smells like shit

    • @catman404
      @catman404 Рік тому +10

      Wait what are you doing here aren’t you being tortured in a genius frightening creation from vale?

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 місяці тому +1

      @@catman404 he’s in his videos regularly, he gets the most torture bro. Hi, I’m an avid Valefisk enjoyer and bro makes the funniest torture devices

  • @Chillco600
    @Chillco600 2 роки тому +29

    the two velocity zoom bug is a simple oversight caused by not normalizing the movement vector before applying the velocity, normalizing is when you take a direction, and restrict it so that the magnitude is always 1, so if you have a velocity for forward, 0,0,1, and one for sideways, 1,0,0, and add them, you get 1,0,1, now this would yield a magnitude of 2, 1 forward and one sideways, so the distance from the origin is 2, meaning if you were just going forward, 0,0,1, you would be going half the speed (magnitude of 1) than going diagonally (magnitude of 2), to fix this you can normalize the vector 1,0,1 to make the magnitude 1, simply changing it to 0.5,0,0.5, which would give you a magnitude of 1, meaning using normalization, you will be going at a speed of 1 no matter which direction you are going

    • @mozesmarcus461
      @mozesmarcus461 2 роки тому +4

      the distance of (1,0,1) from the origin is the root of 2. Not 2.

    • @fudgemerchant
      @fudgemerchant 2 роки тому +1

      I've been trying to make proper bumpers for a pinball thing I"m working on in Unity, and I think you just answered like, 2 of my questions at once. Ty

  • @goldenguy7470
    @goldenguy7470 2 роки тому +63

    The funny thing is, is that I was imagining you saying the monster was called Greg the moment to coffin started banging and then you just called the monster Greg because he's jealous that you have more content then he does

    • @absolutemaniac7368
      @absolutemaniac7368 2 роки тому +13

      It's the actual name of the monster

    • @goldenguy7470
      @goldenguy7470 2 роки тому +5

      I forgot that game gave it the name and thing is I said this once he said the monsters name

  • @Nasrul260
    @Nasrul260 2 роки тому +34

    While i may not be a huge fan of puzzle games like this.
    The game really does impressive me in a level designer perspective.
    It takes a person with a lot of brain to beat this game, and it's kinda cool.

  • @nosamgeography1249
    @nosamgeography1249 2 роки тому +20

    I love how you have to click a button in settings so you can win is just gold

  • @Kropolis
    @Kropolis 2 роки тому +30

    Actually Valefisk can't do anything with Trading Cards because the game is free and doesn't have microtransactions.
    Gonna copy-paste what he said about it below:
    "I am an idiot.
    I have been informed that Valve will simply not give access to trading cards for a completely free game, it either has to cost money or have micro transactions in it. Very sad.
    One option then is to make a dumb little paid DLC that, say, puts a hat on Greg - but I'm not willing to do that. Crypt is an absolute steaming pile of manure and I will never directly charge for anything relating to it, even to get access to the trading cards.
    I guess we'll all just have to wait for Crypt II :)"

  • @jpfeif29
    @jpfeif29 5 місяців тому +2

    The monster's name is Greg.
    We love Greg.

  • @hamper6511
    @hamper6511 Рік тому +12

    Making crypt beatable is a way for vale to earn more gift cards to lure his friends to his torture chamber 😂😂

  • @wickermind6668
    @wickermind6668 2 роки тому +20

    What an amazing game I'm never going to play because I enjoy having fun.

  • @wghtheking5599
    @wghtheking5599 2 роки тому +13

    Just found this channel and already started binging

  • @somebvnny
    @somebvnny 2 роки тому +19

    I was hoping it would end by saying "you are winner" or something

  • @Local_Lad
    @Local_Lad 2 роки тому +13

    OKAY EVERYONE.
    Remember to gaslight everyone in the reviews.

  • @stevenwhuntva
    @stevenwhuntva 2 роки тому +7

    Just as the Scooby Doo game came up I had just opened up a copy of Batman/Scooby Doo Mysteries to read while watching. Talk about timing!

  • @DonaldGaron
    @DonaldGaron 9 місяців тому +1

    There is something really special about this game. Thanks for the video!

  • @mpollono
    @mpollono 2 роки тому +4

    I love there is like just… italian voice acting

  • @Dr_Heavy
    @Dr_Heavy 2 роки тому +19

    I bet that at least half of the people who have that achievement used steam achievement manager

    • @the_brutal_king4314
      @the_brutal_king4314 2 роки тому +4

      I was one of the first people to write a (non troll) guide for the game. It's actually pretty easy to play when you have it down. The problem is that the game is heavily reliant on RNG to get a good run.

  • @paradiseracer2437
    @paradiseracer2437 2 роки тому +5

    Me writing a review of Crypt
    "I am a broad player and this game applies to me"

  • @detamarnogueira9002
    @detamarnogueira9002 2 роки тому +3

    Valefish! Love that channel.

  • @humbloom
    @humbloom 2 роки тому +7

    You know shit about to get real when Vivaldi's Four Seasons Winter plays.

  • @zepwafels
    @zepwafels Рік тому +1

    The levers puzzle is easy. The levers have 2 states. Bridge out/Bridge in. The Bridge out state has a higher pitched lever sound than the bridge in, so you can just listen and easily do it in 2-4 mins.

  • @Alphadog2064
    @Alphadog2064 2 місяці тому +1

    And this game is what introduced me to Valefisk

  • @khajiitimanus7432
    @khajiitimanus7432 2 роки тому +2

    Strategy idea:
    Solve bridges, don't pick up keys
    Solve cubes, don't pick up key
    Solve maze, grab key, then grab other keys.

  • @enoshade
    @enoshade 2 роки тому +13

    fun fact people have beaten the game with The Greggening turned on

  • @Tasmaniac2
    @Tasmaniac2 2 роки тому +3

    “Its like grampa’s funeral.” 🤣

  • @redcharget5894
    @redcharget5894 2 роки тому +7

    moral of the story: always walk diagonally

  • @Bass-mx3iw
    @Bass-mx3iw 2 роки тому +2

    Honestly surprised any one not valefisk making a video on this game

  • @joinme5560
    @joinme5560 Рік тому +1

    I watched original video on Crypt from the creator and I'm AMAZED by you, Pixels! You beat the game with sole purpose of torturing you, you outtortured it

  • @nxxnt9877
    @nxxnt9877 2 роки тому +5

    hi i love your channel you make so good videos keep up

  • @Linken062478
    @Linken062478 2 роки тому

    I'm about your channel dude. Great content.
    Love, another Italian American

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 2 роки тому +12

    did
    did you fill your PC with coffee beans?
    or did they come with the system?

  • @Afrodite345
    @Afrodite345 2 роки тому +1

    First time on this channel, your accent is lovely

  • @julianlaresch6266
    @julianlaresch6266 10 місяців тому

    The best part about watcning the bridge sequence is knowing the solution is so simple once you turn your brain kff

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 2 роки тому +3

    Now I wanted to try this game.

  • @AURofficial
    @AURofficial 2 роки тому

    Congratulations on 100k Subs

  • @mixedbaggamer
    @mixedbaggamer 2 роки тому +5

    I remember the first time I stumbled upon his video on making and subjecting his victims to this

  • @jyogurrz
    @jyogurrz 2 роки тому +3

    Maybe you should make a video on Slendytubbies?? Like the easter eggs and other stuff. Lore and canceled games aswell!

  • @KaneyoriHK
    @KaneyoriHK 2 роки тому

    I loved the og vid, so I immediately went and played Crypt

  • @kawaiikoffing
    @kawaiikoffing 2 роки тому +7

    But did you ever find out what the "italian voice acting" setting did?

    • @PixelsAfterDark
      @PixelsAfterDark  2 роки тому +8

      To my knowledge… nothing

    • @mixedbaggamer
      @mixedbaggamer 2 роки тому +5

      A shitty mario impression in an illumination movie

  • @xxbennyboygamerxx
    @xxbennyboygamerxx 2 роки тому +5

    Retrieve my Prize, Pixels After Dark.

  • @SwitchNovice
    @SwitchNovice 2 роки тому +1

    This guy made a whole documentary

  • @Azurical910
    @Azurical910 2 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k subs!

  • @hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
    @hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha 2 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k bro

  • @C3rtifiedC0nehead
    @C3rtifiedC0nehead 2 роки тому

    Congrats on 100k!

  • @Lillipup2014
    @Lillipup2014 2 роки тому

    CONGRATS ON 100K!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и Рік тому +1

    I feel proud for guessing what the game's gonna be

  • @LimeonCandy
    @LimeonCandy 2 роки тому +3

    Unfortunately he actually can't get steam community items because as he said in a community post the game needs to either cost money or have microtransactions which is really dumb

  • @unfortunatewitnessX
    @unfortunatewitnessX 2 роки тому +6

    Question: Did you get the $50.00 Steam card for beating the game called CRYPT 🤔? I mean, Valefisk did promise you that if you win the game, right?

  • @RANDOM_GAM3R
    @RANDOM_GAM3R 5 місяців тому

    "So lets just enable everything" he has no idea about greggening

  • @miklyk
    @miklyk 2 роки тому

    i can always appreciate comedic ad placement

  • @xcatxd2316
    @xcatxd2316 2 роки тому +1

    Man was training gregs

  • @FloodOfAnime
    @FloodOfAnime 2 роки тому +1

    Beans in a computer

  • @dankoemert1905
    @dankoemert1905 2 роки тому

    6:38 This sound familiar but i can't remember when...

  • @CyanSythe
    @CyanSythe 5 місяців тому

    I swear to god if Greg is based of that one minecraft mod with similar goals to make the most annoying thing possible...I cant blame the dev

  • @jar_world
    @jar_world 2 роки тому +1

    5:29 GOD that scared me

  • @Pinkcircleguy
    @Pinkcircleguy 5 місяців тому

    i love that this game did a 007 golden eye for the movement (rookie mistake, as if i could make a game lmfaooo)

  • @tylociraptor8131
    @tylociraptor8131 2 роки тому +6

    A fellow man of culture, who despises seinfield I see.

    • @plok4634
      @plok4634 2 роки тому

      @@whosflair3716 Some people just dont like it

  • @cartermelon
    @cartermelon 2 роки тому

    The game requirements are hilarious too
    OS: Windows 38
    Processor: Intel i3 or AMD Equivalent
    Memory: 4 GB RAM
    Graphics: Nvidia 960
    Storage: 582 MB available space
    Sound Card: Do people even still have these?
    RECOMMENDED:
    OS: Windows 7 Ultimate
    Processor: AMD Threadripper 2990WX
    Memory: 128 GB RAM
    Graphics: Quadro GV100
    Storage: 100 GB available space
    Sound Card: Yes

  • @knightmare6229
    @knightmare6229 2 роки тому +1

    I bet that the dev will fix the diagonal sprint lol.

  • @Josh-mp4uo
    @Josh-mp4uo 2 роки тому

    This was made yesterday?? Cool

  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha Рік тому

    They indeed are the fastest growing army on UA-cam

  • @troubledhook5106
    @troubledhook5106 2 роки тому

    I have one of the world records for this game, it was in the release before this one!

  • @spynix0718
    @spynix0718 Рік тому

    I don't know how the Greg AI works, but I think Vale explained it in his video.

  • @All54321
    @All54321 Рік тому

    Bridges Tip! The levels need to be flicked in a checkerboard pattern.

  • @JohnRiversOfficial
    @JohnRiversOfficial 2 місяці тому

    your chicago accent is great

  • @dstyKchp
    @dstyKchp Рік тому

    It's funny because he didn't think of the pythagorean theorem where you get the square root of c and for an example speed of 1 it becomes 1.41 lol

  • @mynameislucius
    @mynameislucius 2 роки тому

    sneaky snitch, it works perfect used it for terrifier 2 last week.

  • @lilhavoc04
    @lilhavoc04 Рік тому

    And I thought Uncharted 3's light puzzle was difficult.

  • @All54321
    @All54321 Рік тому

    4:16 I think this might be an error? Because the original had that kind of face for the third pillar, not a dupe. Not like it matters those hints aren’t even right, lol.

  • @unxprienced9548
    @unxprienced9548 Рік тому

    The books name translations are killer

  • @theunepicdude
    @theunepicdude 2 роки тому +3

    Yep just like grandpas funeral

  • @brazenhead262
    @brazenhead262 2 роки тому +1

    So the books are necessary? Or are they just a red herring?

  • @VaibhavShewale
    @VaibhavShewale 2 роки тому +1

    damn, when was the actual end was added to this game?
    i have seen this game when developer created this game and invited his friends in game to complete it and he will give them money and give them riddles for clues!
    lol then after a girl struggle for like more then 40 mins he finally stop her and said he never added end to the game!

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 2 роки тому +1

    ah, beans. excellent.

  • @minuetspark9749
    @minuetspark9749 2 роки тому +1

    How does this game keep you from winning if you forget to enable "can win game"?

    • @PixelsAfterDark
      @PixelsAfterDark  2 роки тому +1

      Not sure, but I would assume it doesn’t spawn the exit door

  • @kubaoko008
    @kubaoko008 4 місяці тому

    that game is spooky.

  • @nicholasdavidson1191
    @nicholasdavidson1191 2 роки тому

    my right ear loved your voice

  • @aspendraws602
    @aspendraws602 2 роки тому

    5:29
    hello there!

  • @enragedcoffey4922
    @enragedcoffey4922 2 роки тому +1

    4:40
    i just spammed for a full 4s and opened it

  • @thewholesomecultist6702
    @thewholesomecultist6702 2 роки тому

    I need to know what the violin music playing is

  • @crossxeno836
    @crossxeno836 2 роки тому

    Hey man, you should take a look back at beloved juice now that it has been almost a year since the first video. Although really no pressure or anything, just throwing it out there, good video tho, I'm new and have been enjoying the channel lately

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Рік тому

    It's honestly weird. Cause I've been watching Valefisk since his most watched video was a random PUBG challenge and he had 200K subs

  • @literallyalois2966
    @literallyalois2966 2 роки тому +1

    Greg: "Haha, dumb player, I'm way faster than you!"
    Pixels After Dark: *discovers way to go faster than greg*
    Greg: "N-NANI?!! KANSAIDO DRIFTO!?"

  • @tabbyx9926
    @tabbyx9926 2 роки тому +1

    bro what happened at grandpas funeral

  • @firesausegaming3453
    @firesausegaming3453 Рік тому

    Maby Greg is what a youtuber called danny gonzalez calls his viewers