Twilight on Crack | The Volturi
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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PS (Post Spoilers): I'm forever going to call the fortress in Volterra "Fort Kick-Ass" from now on. ;)
Edward was so offended when Aro said mayonnaise was not an instrument 😂😂😂😂
Then Caius thinks it's a torture instrument... Now I'm sure Caius is into BDSM.
Caius: Punish me!Athenodora...
Athenodora: will it be the leather or mayonnaise?
Caius: No... Not the mayonnaise!
Aro walks in: Can I join?
Athenodora: The mayonnaise it will be.
lol
The Voldemort chanting thing is ironic because the blonde guy played young Grindelwald
Caius volturi (Jamie Campbell Bower)
Right!?!
He was in Sweeney Todd as Anthony also
I was about to say because Grindelwald got killed by Voldy lmao
whitch blonde guy
Aro: *talking about how reneesme is a threat*
Reneesme: "Jacob's furr is so soft omg"
When Aro laughs Demetri and Alec just look at him like ‘did that just come out of your mouth?’
We will be Voldemort!😂
Carlisle: He who must not be named
Aro: voldemort voldemort....
LMAO
Yes
@@Ninaa_18 Am team Slytherin!!
@@onyx778 Caius: C:
the ‘lemme take a selfie’ aro part as me dying-
Bro, I visited Volterra 4 years ago, and I even had a guided tour trough Palazzo Dei Priori, ( With a friend, who had also read the books, and watched the movies, it was kinds like a dare for us ) but it happened nothing special. But many people joked during the tour, and even our tourguide laughed with us.
"wHaT hApPeNd!"
"iT wAs tHe mOsT tRaMuAtIc tImE oF mA lIfE!!"
"sElFiE!"
*takes photo*
*head lays on Floor*
*oHmAgAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAHAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA*
Honestly Aro's laugh was horrifying 😂😂
1:35 dude... that's a lot of wasted blood for vampires
Yeah, like why cant they put it in a water bottle and drink it? It would be so much easier then killing a bunch of people all the time
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thinks this everytime I see that scene! It's so inefficient🤦🏿
xd
Well, why not tie them up, and cut then from the wrist, and drain the blood from there.
@@arandomperson7339They like the hunt.
If I remember correctly that dip in the floor with the grate is an acid pit for the bodies.
I would assume the secretary who wants to be come a vampire mops the blood.
seriously, am I the only person how is wondering why vampires have blood stick on their mouth after dining?! I mean what are their mothers teaching them?! How should that end if they go on a date?!
4:08 I feel bad watching this scene over again and laughing well it made up for me crying like a waterfall when I saw it and not knowing it was what Aro was seeing
that part I actually thought that it's either the future or what was actually happening then when I saw it was just what would happen I got really happy then my aunt came and said before when they watched it in the theatre all of the people got shook at 4:08 and when they saw it was just the future all of them clapped and many were happy lol
3:00 is my favorite. I freaking died 😂😂
But first....
*Let me take a selfie*
The way Aro says 'safe' sounds like Martin Whitley when he is dancing around the truth and it really makes me laugh
3:06 IM ROLLINGGG HELPP 💀💀💀💀
4:55 IS THE BEST 😭😭🤣🤣 The song is the best what if the volturi was real and reacted 🤣
Aro's ugly laugh had me laughing so hard
Love the new lip sync parody content-whatever you call it- with them. I’m team Volturi so I love this video!! Also, what was that ending song?? Made me laugh!!
"The Volturi" by The Vampire and Werewolf Experience
I didn't even know team volturi was a thing and now I'm afraid that people think they are the good guys
I love them!!! They are the only reason why I watch twilight besides the wolves...to me that are good guys..why they may be drastic sometimes, but they only want vampires to be safe in a world where humans hate anything that isn’t like them.
The lemme take a selfie part made my soul fly away to narnia 😭😭
Soo new book coming out (Edward's version) and after watching this video i just wish it was about the volturis...
When they were talking about team names they summoned the harry potter and the twilight fandom
...I happen to be part of both
OMFG, I saw what you did here 0:35 ! Suddenly I feel like I need a crossover with Thugisa and the Volturi.
When your going to sleep them u suddenly think ✨whatever happened to twilight on crack✨
I love all the hotel transylvania stuff, its hilarious
Guys, isn't It weird that in every poster or image of the Volturi i see Jane is always in the front and Alec is standing in the background . I mean, there's some favouritism right there.
Srry 4 vas english.
4:11 JASSSPPPEEERRRR he’s amazing but this video is amazingier (I am fully aware that that is not aware but now it is)
MY MANS
The volturi just licks up the blood and eats the whole body 😂
3:00 that really made me laugh😂
Aro❤
The connection with Hotel Transylvania is best!!!
I thought I was the most thrilled and shooketh due to the Spongebob clip. Then the filk song happened. 😂 Is it by the same guy who sang "Jasper Hale wants to eat you alive"?
Also, the thumbnail is Great.
Yes, the final song is called "The Volturi" and it's by The Vampire and Werewolf Experience, who also did "Jasper Hale wants to eat you alive." They're hilarious.
FILK?!?!!! of MY twilight? how dare I not know about this
Oh my god the hotel Transylvania!! Lol
Oh my goodness
The swoozie reference 😂😂😂
4:47
I love this so much😊❤
This warning should be heard by all tourists in the world, put the video on minute 5:06
i NEED THESE SONGS AS RINGTONES. i would never answer my phone tho just so i could hear them play out. this song and carlisle cullen MD fuckin SLAP 🤣
I'm sorry are you addressing me?, Cause your authority isn't recognised in fort kick-ass 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
moral of the story : don't make fun of Aro's clothes
Takin selfies lmao
one of my fav videos of urs. i watch it again and again and again
2:45 loool😂
OMG this needs an Oscar 😂😂
But first lemme take a selfie!!! 📱 + 🧛♂️ = 😂
Alec
4:30 cracked me up🤣🤣
This whole thing is gold. Bravo!!!
Janeee 😍😍😍❤️♥️
Gotta say aro is a good public speaker
I mean, Aro was already on crack before the edits.
Caius
The song at the end had me dead😂😂
ok but it’s so upsetting that i love robert and i love twilight meanwhile he hates all the movies😫😔
they lick the floor after those massacres and a refuse to believe otherwise
The one with Transylvania was amazing because honestly it would probably happen (also sorry if that not the name but can’t really remember)
I love ARO and I am a big fan
Me too
I’m 1:24 Caius looks mad I have never seen him this irritated before🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone really made an effort to write a song about or at least called the Voltori, like tf 😂
I love this XD
First one. I bet every student feels like this
3:50 Hotel Transylvania lol
Just a random question (I asked myself this by the voldemort and griffindor) : can you kill vampires with Avada Kedavra?
Omg this is gonna keep me up all night🤣🤣🤣
Well, Cedric was killed by the killing curse,
and Cedric = Edward,
so maybe?
@@nomuareawesome8810 That's my theory
That song in the end was banger ngl ^w^
I’ve just seen it very good I must confess I do like Aro. Sort of dark sexy dark vampire 🧛♀️❤️🌹👍🏾
1:52 and 2:18 and 3:45 had me laughing so hard and 4:52 was such a bop
4:27 best part😂
THEY LICK THE FLOORS
3:00 called it!
voldemort voldemort
we will be gryffindor
you fucking killed me,i don't think i'll ever be the same after this
I don't even like twilight (don't come killing me) but this is gold
I love you JANE VOLTURI y volturis ❤️❤️💙
Weird Al.That is the best part.
Okay so this is arepeoplebornwicked12, just wanted to comment on here to say thank you!!! Also I live for this shit!
My new favorite song, The Vultori🎵
That song made my soul leave my body
"WASH THAT BITCH! "
😆 Aro didn't choose the thug life it chosen Aro!
Felix
1:29 what if they just lick the floor
Jane❤️😊💛
Jane
Aro
Aro crazy laughs renesmee: 😳👁👄👁
This is better than the movie
why i do love this? 😂
omfg mike found them
I felt the bueatiful drop dead with Edward
I LOVE Aro volturi 👍😂😂😂😂
3:11 LOL 😂
This was hilarious !!!! Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
I love Caius volturi
I fucking loved this!!!!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
LMAOOOOOOOOO
funy
Aro and selfies 🤣🤣🤣
1:28
I wanna find the music! I just like it!
Bruh... 🤦🏻♀️... Just 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But first, let’s take a selfie 🤳