Meet the "Holistic Thought Advisor" Behind Kamala Harris's Speeches | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 6 вер 2024
- Meet Kamala Harris’s holistic thought advisor Dahlia Rose Hibiscus (Desi Lydic), who is deeply committed to helping the Vice President translate words into idea voyages. Hibiscus preaches the practice of speaking without thinking and encourages Harris to describe her journeys, molding our Vice President into a meditative guru. #DailyShow #Comedy
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I’m here now, but I wasn’t here before I was here, because I had not thought of being here in the past. Had I thought of being here in the past, I would have known that I would want to be here now, and would have planned to be here in the future. Because of the fact that I am here in the future, I can reflect on “What can be, unburdened by what has been,” and how I have arrived here now.
Ya have to be some where...Me, I am usually in the way
😂😂😂😂😂 looks like kamala devika harris 666 is the guruji 😂
One day you might become the Vice President!
Because ninjaz can jump. 🥷
Dear Mr Jump
That was a creative stream on a satirical motif worthy of praise, a badge, or a trophy. A zany delight!
I knew Kamala was deep...too deep for us mere humans to understand. Little did I know she had Dalia Rose Hibiscus as a word advisor. Now I understand.
Now you have reached enlightened status, oh, Padawan....unburdened by what has been....ooooooohhhhhhhmmmmmm.
@@BabyandLittleGuy😂😂😂
Ask Willie😊
Kamala is evil and dangerous
You must be joking.
Desi Lydic is so talented, this skit is amazing!🤣🤣 This character should make regular appearances!!!
vpop..Desi for VP
If Biden stays in then I will vote 3rd party and see how things play out. If its Kamala I will straight-up vote for Trump.
Desi has the clear path for VP, now. 👏👏👏
Is that the actress's name? Or is that a Desi style of speech? 🤔
Yes ......get her on main stream. Too funny . GOP are you listening ?
This video has become infinitely more funny with the campaign update today.
We need more of Dalia Rose Hibiscus 🌺
🎉 “it’s not about the destination of the thought - it’s the journey”
idea voyages...........................................
@dm-heart I know, right? The way I see it, a journey of a thousand speeches starts with a single syllable. Dalia Rose Hibiscus, bring it on!
I also sell essential oils on facebook marketplace.
@@danashaneDesi has been voyaging in a lot of our Rosy memories since Trevor’s left
If Biden stays in then I will vote 3rd party and see how things play out. If its Kamala I will straight-up vote for Trump.
Mad respect for the humorous use of the Papyrus font!
What is taht😂
Ryan Gosling did not approve.
fml TY.. I've been racking my head trying to remember the name.
This was absolutely hysterical, A Really Great Laugh=The Truth
Humour is the savior of the rational mind in times of chaos.
But chaos, in the time of rational minds, can be the savior of humour.
@@NefylymI don't know about that: but, if it takes 2 people 3 hours to dig a hole & a train sets-off at 15.25, travelling 236 miles at 40mph...erm, nope 😊
Which is why the woke is trying to destroy comedy.
I dunno about savior. Humor is the morphine, maybe.
If Biden stays in then I will vote 3rd party and see how things play out. If its Kamala I will straight-up vote for Trump.
“Any time you’ve spent listening to Kamala will be lost. And that time lost, is significant.”
Lol
😂😂😂
She will unburden you of your time
It's definitely as significant as the passage of time!
IT’S PAPYRUS!!!
Best of sketches in a long time I've not unseen, but have also seen without unseeing that which I have not yet thought.
…in context of that which has happened - or not happened yet in relation to itself.
Your comment has a depth that rivals Kamala’s!
That's brilliant and cracked me up!!!! I can't stop laughing.
You mean you had been unburden by what has been?
😂😂😂😂
It's a process I call 'Speaking Without Thinking '. 😂
The new DNC slogan!
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
Desi Lydic is a delight. Her sense of "passive" comedy is so unique. Love it ❤️
She's also super hot.
@@joshjje 💯
Everyone talks this way here in California so it’s cathartic for me to know there are people who see what’s wrong with it.
@@lorettabreuning8578 Are you serious?
For the record, the coconut tree phrase was a reference of something her mother used to say to her children but the media took it out of context. The whole thing is on line, cnn, I think.
@breal7277 it's worse than that- it's straight Marxist ideology.
@@breal7277 watch Judge Joe Brown lay down some truth about K.H. The truth hurts those who love lies.
Wow. I live in the Southeast and I have never met another person who spoke like this in my entire life. If what you say is true, we need to seal off California and post armed guards at the border.
Desi, THIS is absolute perfection. You've reached a new height to springboard from! 😂
This is the best roast of Kamala! GENIUS!
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
Desi is such a gem. The Daily Show is shinier because of her.
Whatever Desi is making, she deserves a raise! Everything she does is great!
Money isn’t real!
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
Wow, I didn't know Kamala had the same Holistic Thought Advisor as my ex! Man, she could really put a lot of words together... and it always gave people the feeling that it meant _something,_ but it was never clear what exactly.
And therein lies the genius! Everyone nods sagely & thinks "Man, that is SO deep, so true, I really get it". Nobody gets it because it's mumbo-jumbo, but no one admits that, lest they seem 'stoopid' 😊
😂 Oh I'd like to read some examples if you can remember any and want to share
I have such a colleague and BOY is her career journey on fire
I am dyin to hear what she wud say, plz share if u hv an example,
Plus did u likeher fr it or not? Just askin
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
The Hibiscuses have raised her to be truly one of the women of this world.
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
Ah yes. The due processing of thought process extractions is essential for extracting the thought's extract. In essence, it is the conclusion.
Her intentional inclusiveness is awareness awakening.
Awareness awakening is intentional inclusiveness for her.
I grab hold of this, first through mental assent, then through soul ascension. Not prior to this moment, but through the passage of time, I am appreciative of the clarity. We are now unburdened for November 2024. I brained this in the presence of the now-moment 🇺🇸🇺🇲.
@@UniversalMysticsOfChrist You are unburdened by the past but inclusive of the moment momentarily but also perennially, like plants and asthetically like a beautiful painting of a yellow bus or the coconut tree that you just fell out of!
🎉 BEST. SKETCH. EVER. Thank you, Dalia Rose Hibiscus 🌺 From the atmosphere to the music to the props, language, all the details. KUDOS.❤
"It is time for us to do what we have been doing, and that time is everyday" - Kamala Harris, VP
and then go home
So, everyday I should keep making the same mistakes over and over. Got it, I guess…
Buddha said smthg very similar can't remember what
😂😂😂😂😂and then go home and sleep
I couldn't have said it better 😊
3:00 “like a work of modern art that you look at and go, ‘I wonder what that was all about?’“ bRILLIANT writing and execution & atmosphere🎉
Somebody back this up before it gets pulled!
Right! They'll be like "This sketch never happened, what are you talking about."
@@JH-qy8nolike her being “border czar” who let in 9 million illegal immigrants, and has never been to the border (or Europe???).
@@JH-qy8no No, Harris can actually laugh at herself. That is the difference between her and the Republicans.
@@jd190d😆Ok, but I double down on my previous statement.
@@JH-qy8no the difference between dems and republicans is dems can laugh at themselves. Trump is so thin skinned he falls apart at the lightest criticism because he is a narcissist. Kamala has flaws for sure, but she is a far better alternative to the creepy race and gender obsessed weirdos on the Trump campaign
Desi rules! Love her sense of humor. Doing Louisville proud.
She reminds me of the former president of Brazil DILMA ROUSSEFF who used to say things like :”Neither whoever wins or loses will win or lose, everyone will lose.”
Or another phrase of hers: “We Will not set a goal, but when we reach the goal, we double the goal.”
Kamala is so unburden by what has been
When samwise said share the load he didn't mean camel's bs
Unburdened by a brain.
Hahaha
😂😅 lol... she's lost in a hollyweird fantasy world. Lol.. woooo ! Insane in the membrane
we should unburden ourselves with these has beens.. to see what is to come.
It would be VERRRY interesting to see this video's performance compared to other Daily Show videos...I wouldn't be surprised if they tweaked this one a little bit to "not show up so often"...as we know UA-cam does all the time.
I wouldn't be surprised at all if the daily show just removes this video.
Awww man, thanks for the laughs Desi!!! 🤣🤣🤣... In a world of depressing news, it truly brightens up people's day.
This actually seems to explain everything we have seen and even perhaps not yet seen in the moment.
Her reaction to "by" was intuitive. Beautiful
Who else is here after Joe dropped out and endorsed Kamala?
I am not affected by the 'Here after' rather I choose to be unburdened by the passage of time😂
This is how I'm finding out
All of us
@@Jag-leaper This is such an underrated comment
Want to be unburdened by
The teabag still in the mug was perfect!
100% spot on. You can't make this up... (not that you need to, Kamala provides the content on a daily basis).
Joe provides even more, yet you won't touch it.
@@Jojo-fy2ud It's literally impossible to comprehend Joe anymore. He was injected into the office, it'll be a blessing when he's ejected out.
Namaste, as Californians we are so proud of our sister Kamala. She came to California in a tsunami during the burgeoning awakening that would become the Summer of Love. Educated in a sinsemilla haze among the free peoples of Berkeley she inhabits alternative realities. Loving her way to the top, she will certainly use her skills to bring peace, love, and kool-aid to America. She is an omen that we are approaching the age of Ecotopia forever. We are soo excited.
This explains everything. She is such an intellectual inspiration, as she inspires intellectual people with inspiration, intellectually. Thank you.
I miss political comedy where it was possible to pick on innocuous traits and raise them to something funny, rather than just repeating exactly what they say. Thanks for the reminder that satire can be fun as well as funny (rather than providing a laugh track to the end of the world as we know it) Desi and the Daily Show team!
I wouldn't characterize the VP's inability to communicate as 'innocuous'. I mean Biden is touch and go.
@@Magglades comedy (/ˈkɒm.ə.di/)
noun - a (type of) film, play, or book that is intentionally funny either in its characters or its action.
Examples:
- His latest movie is described as a "romantic comedy".
- I prefer Shakespeare's comedies to his tragedies.
Innocuous? I think you meant Vacuous.
Aww look at the sad MAGAs. They only find humor in comedy that is punching down.
The use of the Papyrus font in the word strips is spot on! 😂
This is how potheads from the 60s used to talk, so deep... 😂
Never disrespect your elders.
@TheRoyalBavarian
I am 10 years older than those 'elders'
this video ab to blow up
Having watched the SNL sketches w Ryan Gosling on Papyrus font so many times I spit out my drink when I saw the Papyrus font on your backdrop! Kudos! Perfection!
That was my first thought also. Papyrus !!!!
Same! 😄
@kathybell6268 - thank you so much for explaining the "papyrus" reference! I'm now chasing down Ryan Gosling on SNL. Just watched one clip - I never knew the guy could be that funny! I'm so glad I'm retired and have time to
go down all these rabbit holes...
I'm surprised that this hasn't been pulled now that she's the Daily Show's candidate.
❤ Awesome, luv the "Word Cave" proses that helps with what order it should be in. 😂 This is a CLASSIC
Spicollie from Fast TIME'S...Hitting himself with sneaker. 👟..
I am there..
I loved your early work with Donald Rumsfeld
...As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns-the ones we don't know we don't know."
Sorry, but in comparison, the "known unknowns" statement made perfect logical sense. I understand exactly what he was getting at. 🫡👍
@@Time4Breakfast it was a joke.
@@Time4Breakfast Yeah. That was unjustly mocked even though it was a brilliant distillation of what America had just experienced with 911.
@@samkelomambisa1897 It had nothing to do with 9/11. It was in relation to the US invasion of Iraq and the inability to find the vaunted weapons of mass destruction
@@douglasboyle6544 It didn't have nothing to do with 911. It was referencing the unknown unknown of terrorists hijacking planes and crashing them into buildings, something completely out of the realm of what anyone could have anticipated at that time. To justify the invasion of Iraq. As in "we now know that really bad things can happen that no one can currently conceive of, thanks to 911. So we gotta get rid of this bad hombre". 911 taught them there were unknown unknowns, where previously they only considered known unknowns.
In a nutshell “where I am is where I is”
2:08 BRILLIANT🎉 cutting up all the individual words, bringing them to the word cave to make word salad 🥗 yup.👍 best sketch ever ❤
This is aging wonderfully
Like fine wine 😂
She is reading her fridge magnets.
fast forward a couple weeks and the same show is telling us our only criticism of her is that she is a colored lady
So Funny. I love Desi's sense of humor!!! Thanks - I needed that!
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
This makes me think of thoughts I thought long ago
but now think these thoughts
as I grow.
I think I just heard my aura explode.
"My word cave", sounds like something I'd call my brain on a bad day lol
This is the best thing I have ever seen. And I have seen a lot. Even things that haven't happened. Or may not have happened. And of all of them, this is the best.
This is sheer brilliance--acting and writing! Goodness. I wish I had such talent. I was won over in the first 30 seconds, but when she walks barefoot into the salt cave and tosses the Word Salad, I decided this deserves a huge round of applause. Great work and so very true.
There is so much material here, like for a twice a week TV show. If only TV producers would concentrate on entertainment.
Whoa, is the daily show actually making a comeback?!
Uh, no. But poking fun at one of their own is certainly a start.
I need Desi to be my holistic thought advisor. I feel enlightened!
"What Can Be UnBidened By What Has Been"
To do what has to be done and doing what has been can be done.
Kamala is a text book example of the Dunning-Kruger effect 😉
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
Absolutely brilliant this
This has literally been done in NL by dadaistic poets, in the 70s, who took every word from a poem shuffled them, put them back together and created a dada-istic poem 🙂 ❤
And, of course, refridgerator magnets with collections of words are capitalism's monetization of this.
There is nothing that Desi cannot do! Truly amazing.
The entire study of Esotericism just received a big boost
👍
I swear Desi does the best Kamala impression out there.
Maya Rudolph, hands down.
She hit the nail on the head. KH's thoughts are a "work of modern art". Sort of like Yoko Ono singing.
Hard to say from just hearing snippets from her speeches, but hey maybe she was making sense if you hear the whole thing.
oh holy one, i must be advised on my words. you have saved me by starting me on the right path.
Thank you for having Kamala Harris finally be able to say the word “abortion.” I recall she couldn’t or wouldn’t ever say it during the interviews about Roe v Wade being overturned. It felt like she was avoiding saying “Niagara Falls” to the man on the park bench.
Omfg this will haunt my meditations for decades.
Well played.
Thank you Daily Show for this epic Trump campaign ad.
Love that they used Papyrus for the font. 👌
"Genius Has It's Limits , Stupidity Is Infinite"... 🤣😅 😂
This is brilliant. I am dying how accurate and funny this is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:17 clay bells w/Dreamcatcher alongside Forrest Gump poster🎉 Fuzzy dreamy filming - candles, incense & teabag still in the mug. PERFECT.❤
This is perfect in its infinite imperfection! Namaste.
coming to that conclusion is a thought process that is extracted from thoughts that are processing and being processed
That was absolutely perfect
The scariest part is this is a very realistic look into her mind. WOW
I love how you had to put that last line just because some people would not get the /s part of the video
Honestly funniest sketch I've ever seen!
Desi is absolutely freaking hilarious 😂
Lol right! She reminds me of your profile picture. No lips so funny lol.
Well I'm sure this will be thrown down the memory hole soon, media's already been instructed to delete anything about her being in charge of the border... 🙄
“Kamala Harris speaks in Gypsy curses”- Tim Dillon
more like in riddles. Answer the Sphinx riddle if you wish to proceed.
😂😂 Love Tim!
🙉
I enjoyed this video within and surrounded by the time that I watched it.
and if elected she will continue to always be within and surrounded by that time and by love of yellow school buses. Don't you all just love a yellow school bus?
The Absurdity of Doublespeak is Comedy Gold! 🤣
When I arrived here it felt like dejavu, like a time travel, either from the past or the future, a very significant passage of that time was spent unburdening from what was burdened,
Oh my - that is awesome❤ too hilarious!🎉 holistic word salad - very fun🎉 great work. Well done.🎉
“I also sell essential oils on FB Marketplace.” Great ending line to this skit.
Desi in Utmost Sublime Perfection!😂
Ooops, now the Daily Show peeps have to vote for her! Can't take this back LOL
The Daily show with Desi is miles better than SNL
SNL is neocon trash
snl is not very funny lately :(
Yet you will still vote for those morons.
I can’t believe this was only two months ago.
This is hilarious! And I say that as someone who LITERALLY does this for a living! 😂
I wonder how much longer this video will stay up. This video needs millions of views.
At first, the “just because we’ve seen it or not doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened” - paired with the laughter - reminded me of that press conference 20 years ago where Rumsfeld said “there are things we know, things we don’t know, and things we don’t know we don’t know” … until I thought about it for a moment.
These two statements - as ridiculous as they sound on first listen - they actually DO make sense.
Maybe I’m just slow and didn’t realize that before? Maybe everyone else already knows that?
Sure, but there's zero substance to it, just vague platitudes to mask oppression
Unpopular opinion but yes, they actually DO make sense. I feel like a lot of people just aren't smart enough to see it, so they just make fun of it because they know it'll get a laugh from others. That's what ignorance does all the time, just like the schoolyard bully. Kamala sounds like she likes to pontificate as if she was a philosophy professor, but that just tells me she's highly intelligent AND highly educated. Can I giggle a little at a nervous vague sentence or three? Sure, but I think it's a better than hearing "umm, uhh..." all the time, and I'm not dumb enough to make fun of her for it.
Wow, The Daily Show was coconut-pilled before most of us were! 🥥🌴
I have a feeling this is going to be taken down pretty quickly now that she is apparently their only hope and they need all hands on deck!...but this is perfect
Unprofounding the profound. Deep. Very deep
She has a very advanced mind-space!!!
Time stamps:
1:21 "You think you just fell out..."
1:46 "and thats on top of everything else ..."
2:29 "We have the ability to see ..."
2:59 "See the moment .."
yes
Thank you for also writing the lyrics for the songs of Billie Eilish! 😂
1:22 that line is a little too iconic. Harris ATE. 😂