@@OCinneide Supposedly very pretty, my mother went there and claimed it was the most beautiful place she ever visited. She did however visit and stay with friends and there's not much to do besides ecotourism and seeing the natural sights, but if that excites you then go for it.
Scandinavian countries are like siblings, we make fun of eachother 24/7. But as soon as another non-scandinavian country makes fun of one of us, we protect like brother
As a Faroe Islander thank you for mentioning our tunnel network, we're very proud of it. And thank you for pointing out that it's a weird thing to be proud of, appreciate the honesty. Still proud of it!
I was doubting whether you were truly Swedish until you said that Denmark is the country that gets made fun of the most. Only a fjeldabe would claim such a thing
"Denmark is the most mocked country in the nordics" im like 99% sure i saw a graph saying that everyone except sweden makes fun of sweden more than any other country.
As a Fin we make fun of Sweden and call them gay, like pretty much Sacha Baron's Brüno is how we view Sweden. How ever this is not hate but more like brotherly teasing and we know during hockey season it's two wolves growling to each others. How ever I know Norway and Sweden makes lots of joke about Denmark so there's that. We don't really so much think of them because they too far away from us, but we do sometimes call them potato mouths and hold them as something like combination of Netherlands and Scandinavia (Norway and Sweden in this case because of course Denmark is Scandi because it's in Denmark duh...)
@@SO-Negative its kinda funny since you also have the little brother complex to sweden. swedish brands and stores all over the place when you go visit. my cousins living in helsinki went to swedish speaking schools etc
And The other nordic countries are like the budget versions of Sweden Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. Less powerful, less important on the global scale, less famous etc. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@Maanemand Wow it’s like I’m Talking to a brick Wall. You can’t be truthful yet condecending at the same time. I’m just telling you how it is. Go Cry about it. You sound like some gender confused tik toker anyway.
Some British guy: all the Skandinavian countries always make fun at denmark. Also every Skandinavian knows that sweden is the one that always gets bullied. All jokes aside love you Norway and Sweden from Denmark❤️🇩🇰
@@lukasholst1282 Denmark has never rules Sweden, like literally ever. And Sweden and Denmark are almost as old. Sweden has always had a bigger empire than Denmark and it’s called the Kalmar Union cause Kalmar is a place in Sweden. Sweden was the biggest country in the union, nobody ruled over them.
@@studentstudent5044I'm sorry but that is straight up wrong. Sweden was basically conquered by the Queen of Denmark. It was also Sweden that had almost all their Nobels killed because the Danish king was angry. Sweden definitely became a lot stronger then Denmark later on but at that time Sweden was a puppet of Denmark. Also it was the adopted son of the queen that became king of Denmark Sweden and Norway in the Kalmar union
As an Icelandair I must admit the tourist invasion in the last decade has been quite detrimental to our precious nature (it’s against the law to step off the road or public trails in Iceland) and the Faroe Islands are indeed, a more based Iceland. Glory to Tajikistan 🇧🇮🇧🇮🇧🇮
Lol, people here got tired from the tourists and started charging ludicrous amounts of cash for some of the hikes. The hikes are however free for the locals, so win-win.
@@Takeshi-kf5rnbruh the roads go to literally desolate wastelands in the middle of nothing and approximately 0.1 people step on it PER YEAR you'll be fine
@@Takeshi-kf5rn now reflecting on my comment and realising that you might not be american im sorry for the leadbrainrotting comment but if you are the comment stands firm
I met a Finnish man running a sausage stall at the Visby medieval festival back in 2017. Dude was super chill, we strike up a conversation and he tells me he had to invade the 3x3 metre square where his stall is from Sweden.
The accent you put on when you said 'minä rakastan sinua' was funny, i have never heard it said like that here in Finland. You learn something every day that is new
The only thing Denmark, Norway and Finland have in common is making fun of Sweden. the Swedish just thinks that they are making fun of Danes but its the other way around
Sorry but why do you hate Sweden sm what u literally made like 5 comments defending Denmark tryna put down Sweden like I’m sorry ur not making us mad one person isn’t gonna make the swedish government give all of our land and money to Denmark
and then it comes to finland. Denmark, Sweden and Norway team up for once. btw Norway is like the middle person who just choose teams depending how it's going between Denmark and Sweden
As a Brit, just came back from an insane trip across all of Jutland, even camping out at Thy lejren, meeting the best characters: jeg vil forsvare Danmark 🇩🇰💯
@@Oscarwienberg Yep. Sten is one of them. He fed us weed cookies then drank an entire bottle of Arnbitter (the best danish bitter, all my homies hate gammel dansk) and he was the drunkest I've ever seen a human. Most never really met any foreigners in thy lejren, let alone sleeping there. They gave me free gulddamer for playing music which was sweet. We had such a good time tearing Kolding up, nearly getting busted by the popo, I even gave someone a tattoo in their flat. Man I can't wait to go back in 2024. Denmark is so fucking sick 🇬🇧🇩🇰 Though I'm not going back to Skagen, just full of boring Germans.
@@peterhamsterhotdog613 Cheers my Danish bro ♥️ We can stand against Sw*dish Geopold and his slander lol I wonder how many songs he knows that he has no idea are actually Danish when he was going on about music.
I was laughing my ass off with that, I literally saw a guy SHAKING behind his newspaper on the underground out of fear that I might sit next to them (more or less all seats were free). Only relaxed when we sat down somewhere else. Also, there were parkbenches for ONE, a.k.a. a chair tied to the ground. We tried to get directions at a kiosk and had to ask three times until they didn't give us a non-commital answer to make us go away. The only extrovert I met in Helsinki was the guy who was a waiter at the tourist trap restaurant.
Here's some Lego lore: Lego used to be wooden toys! The reason Lego changed from wood to plastic is because of a fire that burned down Ole Kirk Christiansen's wooden toy inventory in 1942. In fact, this was actually the second fire Ole faced at his workshop. These tragedies would become part of a big comeback story, however. He took the first fire as an excuse to build a bigger workshop, stock market crashed in 1929, his wife died in 1932, and then facing financial disaster he let go of most of his staff. But he made a big decision, he decided to use his wood that he originally used for furniture to create cheap, wooden toys that would sell. He slid into bankruptcy by doing this, but he kept going, refusing to stop making toys. He changed his company's name to Lego (leg godt; play well) to reflect its new direction, and then when the second fire happened in 1942, he had enough to bounce back and move forward, deciding that wood was too prone to fire and jumped to plastic when traditional stuff used to produce goods weren't available. Using a plastic molding machine invented in the UK, Ole bought Denmark's first in 1946 and called the new product the "Automatic Binding Brick", a name in English rather than Danish to honor the Allies who liberated Denmark.
@@tobiashaurum3611 @mariushart What happened is the British bricks sucked ass, so the Danish guy copied them but gave them some structural supports that let them snap on and off without getting loose with age. He then filed a patent and it has been upheld because it is considered a dramatic enough improvement on the original concept.
I'm from Åland and if I didn't know you were brittish I would genuinely think that you were a swede. I mean, your pronounciation for "fika" and "lagom" were SO PURE! (I'm also a distant relative to Alfred Nobel)
As a Swede in my personal experience the nordics joke about Sweden rather than Denmark, which is also why Sweden has jokes about all of the Scandinavian countries
Have also heard a lot more jokes and sometimes even a bit of hate (in a nordic sibling kind of way ofc) thrown at Sweden rather than at Denmark and I’m not just saying that because I’m a Dane no the jokes and hate came from Norway and Finland
@@thunderborn978 Consensus is generally to shit on Sweden for it's terrible immigration policies the last couple of years and the horrific effects its brought with it. Every Nordic country is shitting on Denmark due to it's language. It's the great equalizer for the other nordic countries since no other language has such a stupid, goofy history like danish. Not to mention how danes count or tell time, lmao.
Greenlandic inuk here. Thanks for including us. If you're in Nuuk, the culture is pretty similar to Scandinavia. If you're anywhere else, it's defintely its own thing.
i mean i dont even understand swedish and norwegian as a daneand i blame radolfi rittler for our accent because they made the danish people learn german in school and we still learn it in school but still out language sounds very different from german Sommerfugl (butterfly) Schmetterling, Hospital (Hospital) Krankenhaus and Natur videnskab (Natur science) Naturwissenschaft
Fun fact: did you know the colors of the scandinavian flags represents their people? In the norweigan flag, the white represents the snow on the mountain tops, the navy blue represents the deep seas and lakes, and the maroon red represents the welcoming and kind nature of the people. In the danish flag, the white represents the purity of the people, and the red represents the blood of their enemies on the battlefield. Whereas the swedish flag, the blue represents the beatings and black eyes they get, and the yellow represents the PISS in their pants when they see us coming for them.
As a Dane, I never heard a better roast of Denmark than this. Thumbs up! :) Btw. you mentioned Greenland, how is the saami people, culture and language doing?
As a Dane, my experience has always been that Norwegians are like our good brother Thor, and Sweden is the annoying but slightly loved younger brother Loki/Loke 😂
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@@KurtFrederiksen I found it beautiful, because it looks quite differently compared to my homeland (Croatia). From the brick-and-mortar houses, the Baltic sea that is connected to grassy and hilly beaches and forests, in a beautiful green color (which is very cold), the colorful buildings etc. It was honestly quite a sight to behold and very appropriate for the Winter Holiday Season! I've also celebrated my first New Year's Eve in a foreign country and culture, and I must say it was the most interesting one so far. I've also been to Billund and the Lego House, which was one of my bucket list wishes, since I've been a fan of Lego ever since I was a kid! So yeah, I don't care if it was the most rain I've seen in my whole life in just two weeks, or that the wind was so strong that I could fly of a bridge. It was an amazing experience, visiting Denmark, and I wish more people didn't sleep on it, instead of going to their usual Italy, France and Spain destinations.
The reason the Faroese have grassy roofs is because these roofs provide protection from rain and thermal insulation. During the Viking and Middle Ages most houses had sod roofs. At the time of the Norse settlement in Iceland (as early as 874) and the Faroese archipelago (sometime between the 9th century to the 10th century), these islands were not that forested, which is why the Scandinavian settlers needed to cope with the challenge of building durable homesteads mainly out of turf. And the tunnel work they've done to tackle the terrain is just as incredible! Eysturoyartunnilin for example, which opened in December 2020, has a length of nearly 37,000 feet or 11,200 m. It connects the island of Streymoy to the island of Eysturoy. It stands out among every other undersea tunnel because it has the world's first undersea ROUNDABOUT! Their main airport was actually built by the British, and the British played a key role in Faroese identity as the first time the Faroese flag was officially used was in 1940. The Faroese flag was designed in 1919 by Jens Oliver Lisberg and others while they were studying in Copenhagen. The first time it was raised was in June of that year in Fámjin on the occasion of a wedding, however it wasn't officially adopted until the British took over because they didn't want the same flag as German-occupied Denmark to be used. Denmark wouldn't recognize the flag until 1948 when the Home Rule Act passed.
fun fact: before england napped like half of the world, it could've actually been denmark who did it instead. If the danes won against the british and took their land, the vikings would be the ones to sail out and take land left and right, which also means instead of english being popular most of the world would be talking danish
This type of scenarios never really got along with me, if the Danes conquered England then history would have been entirely different because of butterfly effects
Longyearbyen is a village in Svalbard. It’s so cold that dying has been illegal there since 1950 when locals discovered that bodies weren’t decomposing in the cemetery because of the frigid weather. In fact, when scientists exhumed corpses of those who died in the 1918 flu pandemic in 1998, they were able to retrieve live samples of the deadly virus 💀
Dying is NOT illegal in Longyearbyen, that's a myth. Dying there is just unlikely, because if you get seriously ill, you'll be transported to a bigger town or city with a better hospital.
@@Sniperboy5551 lol. I remember an Indian minister once said that the water in the taps was safe to drink after residents were complaining about how toxic the water was. He drank the water and got sick right there and then.
Scandinavian countries are like brothers if you think about it. We always tease each other, but the second an outsider makes fun of us, we stand together.
You gonna have to start pumping out more videos brotha, I have watched everything you have ever made and my brain is hungry for more lol. Good shit my guy, you always crack me up whilst teaching us things.
Nice video except for the last part about Finland and Estonia which was total BS. Estonian is closely related to finnish (40% same vocabulary) and is a finno-ugric language. Also the are NO traces of soviet era in Finland/Helsinki because Finland was never part of the soviet union! Have you ever seen the soviet era parts of Tallinn for example the Lasnamäe district?
Faroe Islands fun facts: A considerable number of knitted Faroese sweaters have been exported with standing orders to the Danish army, especially during the Napoleonic wars, when several thousand sweaters were exported yearly. The agricultural policies of the Faroe Islands, have over the centuries divided the pasture into 463 different land lots. Between 1035 and 1814, the Faroe Islands were part of the Kingdom of Norway, which was in a personal union with Denmark from 1380. In 1814, the Treaty of Kiel transferred Norway to Sweden, whereas Denmark kept its Atlantic territories like the Faroe Islands. The white on their flag symbolizes the foam of the sea and the pure and radiant sky of the Faroe Islands, while the blue and red colors are reminiscent of other Scandinavian and Nordic flags, representing the Faroe Islands' bonds with other Nordic places. The Faroese language is one of five languages descended from Old West Norse spoken in the Middle Ages, the others being Norwegian, Icelandic, and the extinct Norn and Greenlandic Norse. Faroese and Icelandic, its closest extant relative, are not mutually intelligible in speech, but the written languages resemble each other quite closely.
I've lived in most of those countries for decades, and I can tell the difference, short and sweet: IN Sweden: You need an agreement for everything, preferably permits in duplicates and triplicates for anything you want to do. And they have a very dry sense of state approved humor. In Denmark they like to do whatever they like to do, crossing red lights is a national sport, and their humor is all about how far you can take sarcasm. Don't ever ask for money! In Norway you have to agree with whomever you want to joke with, they got more oil money than they know what to do with and there's a donut-cop behind every building. In Finland they never smile or joke, or do they? It's kind of a secret, but they have the darkest sense of humor that would make hell vanilla sauce in comparison and they like to sweat in a wood-house while drinking several bottles of something that would etch a hole trough a diamond floor, while trying to explain the power of Sushi... I mean Sisu. Iceland is like your arch stereotype of an Americans vision of Scandinavia, and they live up to it.
Yeah, I think we saw the real truth during Covid. Denmark went apeshit with laws and restrictions, Sweden just said follow these suggestions if you want to.
Same in Finland. It's funny that one of the unifying factors of Nordics is that we all make fun of Swedes. At least all three of Sweden's neighbours, and for some reason they believe we all do it to Denmark.
Geopold or Leowpold, what's your real name if you're Swedish living in Birmingham? As a Norwegian living in Rotterdam, Netherlands, i hate learn Finnish because it's Hard, but i love learn 3 Nordic languages: Swedish, Norwegian and Danish and i can confirm Geopold's the best channel on youtube.
@@TheBarser the guy who is directly connected to fr*nce talks shit, but gets defensive the second he is reminded what horrible places he is connected to
Been living in Longyearbyen Svalbard here. The weapon thing only counts for if you are outside of the polar bear safety zone, which is just the city limits, but if you are going to the store you don't need a gun. Btw there is only one grocery store there. It is visible at 10:50. It is the blue building. Lesser known things about svalbard is that for 125 days in the year the sun never sets, and for 118 days the sun never rises. And in the other parts of the year it is only a narrow window of normal day night cycles. There are points where you can see plentyfull of stars at noon, and bright day at midnight. There is also little to no snowfall. The dry climate makes it so it almost never rains/snows. 40% of all of Svalbards inhabitans do not have a Norwegian citizenship. There are more snowscooters then people, around 3 scooters per person. Many people know that you can't legaly die on Svalbard, but you can also not give birth on the island. Longyearbyen has alot of "Northernmost" Records: Northernmost Hostpital, Church, Gas Station, Wine Cellar, School, Art gallery etc. Svalbard is really barren. There is about 20km^2 per person. Only Greenland and antarctica are more barren. If you are ever visiting Svalbard, be ready to pay up, since it is very expencive to do anything, but I recomend to save up and do it. Driving snowscooters through wide valleys as the eternal sunset colors the sky red for the entire day whilst the snowcovered mountains travel past you is one of the most unique and special experiences in my entire life. Seing the low sun only shining on the tips of the mountains in a bright pastel pink is truly something special. Seeing small tiny cabins in a sea of white and blue and the drift ice littering the waters. If you are going to visit here are the best periods: Boat season: July- October. Best for going on boat trips and seeing the landscape without snow. Are you going to visit Pyramiden, go here. Dark season: If you want to experience dayliong darkness the best bet is november-December. Twilight Season (the best IMO): Late january- February. Experience the low sun and the red sky. Unique to the Arctic and Snowscooter season begins here. Snowscooter season: March-May: Most practical time for Snowscootering. Expect long days from the end of March and onward and bright sun and cold temperatures. March is the colderst month on Svalbard. Are you going in March/April or in the Summer, Expect alot of Tourists.
A bit unrelated to Longyearbyen, the Coat of Arms/Våpenskjold for Barentsburg is possibly one of the most beautiful I have ever seen. Bear to the left is masculine, because Norway is the fatherland. Bear to the right is feminine, because Russia is the motherland. Miner in the middle as it started as a coal mining town. Beautiful symbolism. Shame geopolitics is in the state it is right now.
as a fellow LEGO kid, i can thank Denmark and my grandparent's sun-lit 2nd floor for having preserved my 20/20 vision, even when my peers are all wearing glasses now
As an Icelander, the volcanic activity is hardly on the radar for concern over natural disasters. The avalanches are the killers. The volcanoes and seismic activity give a lot of advance warning, compared to avalanches, and most of the time end up being a cool hike once the eruption starts. Knús á Grindvíkinga. Vona að húsnæðismál og óvissa leysist sem fyrst.
A few Danish singers who sings in english: Lucas Graham, MØ, Christopher, Infernal, Alex Vargas, Alphabeat, Aqua, Barcode Brothers, Cartoons, D-A-D, Drew Sycamore, Carpark North, Dizzy Mizz Lizzy, Phlake, Outlandish, Volbeat, Scarlett Pleasure and more
Because there are no such things as ''good metal bands'', it's all just old people screaming at the microphones like they would scream at their kids if they accidentally broke something
@@JustNarge go back to your overproduced pop music that had to go trough 921 layers of management just to be accepted and which's only purpose is to make as much money for people who cant sing without autotune
@@insertstolenusername5306 you guys are just as bad as each other. “Let me insult this guys music taste because he insulted my music taste!” Just accept that people have different preferences and get over yourselves already 🙄 (And btw, I enjoy all genres of music, so don’t start calling me biased)
How? Why? The other nordic countries are like the budget versions of Sweden? Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
We live in our own world that's why we've become so weird and different to the rest of the scandis. Were honestly more German than scandi@@quackgarage9551
A top tier Denmark-Sweden moment I can remember, was when a Danish comedian made fun of Sweden, and then later he was dragged onto a Swedish talk show to debate politics. Swedish people are not sensitive you guys.
@@SophiaAstatine the only reason i live here is because i love the country as a country and my family is here. but the people are kinda messed up. the west is going down honestly. my generation (gen z) has lost all touch with reality. its just politically correct, self hate, twisted views on love and sexual relationships, etc. nothing is working properly here anymore.
@@237.zr9jag vet exakt vad för person du är och jag hoppas att du kan börja förstå hur idiotiska dem sakerna du säger faktiskt är Sluta lyssna på en massor av rasistiska gamla gubbar och börja tänk lite Folk som dig börjar som tur nog bli färre om du så gärna vill det så kan du fortsätta att vara den lilla hatfulla skiten som du är just nu medans dem andra små patetiska jäklarna som tänker som dig blir färre och färre
Canadian here. In my university, on the last day of classes before winter break, we have a "polar swim" tradition, where all the students rush into the ocean in our swimsuits. It hurts like hell in the beginning but then you stop feeling anything in your body.
Norway seems also has a small uninhabited island named Bouvet Island, which is bizarrely near antarctica, which also means Norway is the country with longest distance from northernmost to southernmost
@@ugwuanyicollins6136 As a fellow Imazighen of Matmata, Zuwara and possibly Awerba ancestral root, I can ensure you that Arabs were and are a part of our history and world in a way more complex and interesting than just as "colonizer", at the opposite of french, spanish and Italians - who were only last-minute settlers driven out quite quickly given the length of our history. Maghreb empires raises with both forces (Arabs and Imazighen), sometimes opposed, sometimes allied, sometimes dominated by Arabs, but mostly ruled by Imazighen from many different people and places in Tamazgha over the time. Our story is a way more interesting and complex than a simple relationship between dominant and dominated, newcomers and natives - as the pseudo-Berberists in the pay of French-speaking post-colonial propaganda would have us believe. It is our duty to learn this rich and complex history and pass it on instead of falling into the pan-Africanist trap which wants to make us the so-called "Berbers purified of the Arab settler", while certain North Africans (including those of Imazighen ancestry) have spoken Arabic for more than a millennium for some. It is understood that there is no question here of falling into the opposite extreme which would make us Gulf Arabs, as claimed by the socialist pan-Arabist propaganda which abounds in our Maghreb countries.
3:39 varg was also convicted for possessing 150 KILOGRAMS OF EXPLOSIVES which is fucking cartoonish to me, thats like looney tunes villain levels of insanity
Greenland can be independent any time they want to vote for independence. It's just that Denmark said they'd stop giving them this grant that makes up a decent chunk of their budget if they do.
Its just more political leverage from the danish governments side.. most danes dont really consider greenland to be part of denmark, moreso just being danish by technicality
That's not the case, Denmark or should I say EU and Nato via Denmark would never give up Greenland, we all just act like that's the case to make Denmark seem less imperialistic
Let me spell it out for you. It's a ribbing joke to make people from other nordic countries annoyed about me "interpreting" their hate as love and also make them think about that whenever they do think negatively of us they still think about us. Because we really are sibling countries, we give eachother shit for everything but we also would die for one another. @@andreasdaugstrup8844
How? Why? The other nordic coumtries are like the budget versions of Sweden? Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@studentstudent5044couldnt have said it better myself, and even now with all the problems in sweden, more norwegians, finns and danes move to sweden than swedes moving to the other countries.
Don't. My norwigen friend used to wake up shouting "I wanna kill some swedes!" Another of his expressions was "We'll go up north, we'll shot the seals and we'll fuck the girls". Shout out, Per, wherever you are.
I'm gonna disagree on "Danes don't understand comedy in the slightest" part: literally some of the funniest and simultaneously darkest movies I've seen - e.g. Riders of Justice - are Danish and also starring one of the biggest talents of modern cinema - that is Mads Mikkelsen, who made a living off of working with the legend Anders Thomas Jensen before going more international first with Casino Royale.
Erik the red landed in southern Greenland in the Tunulliarfik fjord near the modern day town of Qaqortoq which is basically the greenest part of the island it has rolling green meadows bushes and even small native trees along with introduced pine trees and today there is agriculture sheep farming and cattle farming when he got there in summer it actually was kind of green but he most likely exaggerated its landscape to attract settlers and didn’t make it up
@@SagaDrawsjust look at their other comments on this channel and you will realize what type of person this is Its just some ”anti woke” ”anti sjw” weirdo who probably hates anything slightly progressive
Thats what I said! Denmark and Norway are cool about eachother. Its only in Sweden they think Denmark is the laughing stock of the Nordics, when in reality they're the ones we all make fun of. Cheers from Denmark
@@FishingForLife28 we dont think, our population makes up for it, not to mention finland always leaning more towards sweden then denmark and sides more with sweden(except the gay jokes).
: One of the best bands I have ever seen live is from Denmark. The best way I can describe Mew is like the one prog rock group you can get your girlfriend to like. So, as far as I'm concerned, there's at least something about Denmark that's based.
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Im Faroese, and you'll never convince me we dont have the best tunneling. We made the first damn roundabout in a tunnel, under the SEA.
On a scale of 1-10 how pretty are the islands?
Wait what?
Is it worth a visit to the islands? I’m from Ireland and thinking of going on holidays there.
The norweigian part of NCC made it😁
@@OCinneide Supposedly very pretty, my mother went there and claimed it was the most beautiful place she ever visited. She did however visit and stay with friends and there's not much to do besides ecotourism and seeing the natural sights, but if that excites you then go for it.
Scandinavian countries are like siblings, we make fun of eachother 24/7. But as soon as another non-scandinavian country makes fun of one of us, we protect like brother
Amen
Finland is our little brother. Nobody mess with our little brother.
No, nobody likes Sweden.
@@xandermehlThe autistic little brother :)
hes just the annoying brother@@chirsbom337
As a Mongolian living in The Falklands, residing in a British house, i can honestly comfirm Scandinavia looks like a good place to move in with Kratos
secret mongolian spy in british territory ready to set up the second mongol empire in colonial form D:
So long as you keep the Argies out you can stay there Genghis.
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Globalization moment
@@JoeeyTheeKangarooI’m Korean can I stay there too
Mongols conscripted us so it’s only natural ;)
As a Faroe Islander thank you for mentioning our tunnel network, we're very proud of it. And thank you for pointing out that it's a weird thing to be proud of, appreciate the honesty. Still proud of it!
How is life on the Faroe Islands? I've never spoken to, or met anyone from there, thus literally know nothing.
Who built these tunnels tho?
I was doubting whether you were truly Swedish until you said that Denmark is the country that gets made fun of the most. Only a fjeldabe would claim such a thing
Alvor, og de staver også deres Alfabet helt forkert.
Not gonna lie "fjeldabe" looks like a made-up word like
"Oh yeah, I was zlorping my neeberglobber with my fjeldabe."
@@FictionHubZA i’m not gonna translate the word, since it’s a pretty heinous Insult to call anyone, but definitely one the Swedish deserve.
Why Denmark have more strict criminal laws then Sweden hmmmm
Its true tho
As a Dane, watching this in Japan, I think that's the most positive review of Denmark I've heard from a rotten fish eater
So you live in Japan or just visiting
@@praayashmore711 yup, living there
Indeed
Ned med svensken
Denmark too unbearable?@@haar1034
"Denmark is the most mocked country in the nordics"
im like 99% sure i saw a graph saying that everyone except sweden makes fun of sweden more than any other country.
I’ve never seen anyone make fun of sweden
As a dane i have not met another danish person that dosent hate sweden
@@2ndcomingofFritz Must be Swedish then eh... :D
As a Fin we make fun of Sweden and call them gay, like pretty much Sacha Baron's Brüno is how we view Sweden. How ever this is not hate but more like brotherly teasing and we know during hockey season it's two wolves growling to each others. How ever I know Norway and Sweden makes lots of joke about Denmark so there's that. We don't really so much think of them because they too far away from us, but we do sometimes call them potato mouths and hold them as something like combination of Netherlands and Scandinavia (Norway and Sweden in this case because of course Denmark is Scandi because it's in Denmark duh...)
@@SO-Negative its kinda funny since you also have the little brother complex to sweden. swedish brands and stores all over the place when you go visit. my cousins living in helsinki went to swedish speaking schools etc
Sweden: We haven’t had a functioning government in a couple years
Me: *laughs in American*
The most Swedish thing about this video is believing Denmark is the most mocked country of all the Nordic countries LMAO
And The other nordic countries are like the budget versions of Sweden Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. Less powerful, less important on the global scale, less famous etc. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@studentstudent5044are you aware of how condescending you sound?
@@Maanemand How am I condecending? It’s the honest truth
@@studentstudent5044 lmao, the fact that you can’t see that saying every Nordic country is a bad copy of Sweden is condescending and arrogant. Bruh
@@Maanemand Wow it’s like I’m Talking to a brick Wall. You can’t be truthful yet condecending at the same time. I’m just telling you how it is. Go Cry about it. You sound like some gender confused tik toker anyway.
Some British guy: all the Skandinavian countries always make fun at denmark. Also every Skandinavian knows that sweden is the one that always gets bullied. All jokes aside love you Norway and Sweden from Denmark❤️🇩🇰
They all have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@studentstudent5044 But isn't Denmark older also Sweden claimed independence from the Danish ruled kalmar-union?
im swedsh and we always make fun of denmark so hes relatives told him that to make him feel better
@@lukasholst1282 Denmark has never rules Sweden, like literally ever. And Sweden and Denmark are almost as old. Sweden has always had a bigger empire than Denmark and it’s called the Kalmar Union cause Kalmar is a place in Sweden. Sweden was the biggest country in the union, nobody ruled over them.
@@studentstudent5044I'm sorry but that is straight up wrong. Sweden was basically conquered by the Queen of Denmark. It was also Sweden that had almost all their Nobels killed because the Danish king was angry. Sweden definitely became a lot stronger then Denmark later on but at that time Sweden was a puppet of Denmark. Also it was the adopted son of the queen that became king of Denmark Sweden and Norway in the Kalmar union
As an Icelandair I must admit the tourist invasion in the last decade has been quite detrimental to our precious nature (it’s against the law to step off the road or public trails in Iceland) and the Faroe Islands are indeed, a more based Iceland. Glory to Tajikistan 🇧🇮🇧🇮🇧🇮
Iceland gov is anti-civilian.
Lol, people here got tired from the tourists and started charging ludicrous amounts of cash for some of the hikes. The hikes are however free for the locals, so win-win.
@@Takeshi-kf5rnbruh the roads go to literally desolate wastelands in the middle of nothing and approximately 0.1 people step on it PER YEAR you'll be fine
@@Takeshi-kf5rn imagine its to preserve the landscape from leadbrainrotting "freedom" loving shits like some people
@@Takeshi-kf5rn now reflecting on my comment and realising that you might not be american im sorry for the leadbrainrotting comment but if you are the comment stands firm
Bro forgot our danish flag “Dannebrog” fell from the fucking skies.🇩🇰🥶👀
Fr
Yeah... Pretty weird
Sweden do be copying
@@LinusMunkflyharder-p9ghow is that wired?😭
...in Estonia, which is kinda strange, but hey, a flag falling from the sky is a flag falling from the sky, and it's cool as hell regardless.
I met a Finnish man running a sausage stall at the Visby medieval festival back in 2017. Dude was super chill, we strike up a conversation and he tells me he had to invade the 3x3 metre square where his stall is from Sweden.
Based.
Visby medieval festival is incredibly amazing and well put together. Had a ton of fun going there myself.
These Nordic comparisons are always so funny to me when you realize how interchangeable the stereotypes are.
Greek saying went too far: I am not citizen of Athens, Greece but I am citizen of the world.
No more Lego for you, no more speakers for you. From Denmark
Real
i belive hes swedish.. im norwegian and have always been on team whit denmark bugging the swedish i belive thats normal..
@@Tronnify fr fr
YES DENMARK IM FROM DENMARK OR ja danmark jeg er fra danmark danmark jaaaaa!!
Yeah sorry, i can't understand a thing your saying.
The accent you put on when you said 'minä rakastan sinua' was funny, i have never heard it said like that here in Finland. You learn something every day that is new
The only thing Denmark, Norway and Finland have in common is making fun of Sweden. the Swedish just thinks that they are making fun of Danes but its the other way around
Sorry but why do you hate Sweden sm what u literally made like 5 comments defending Denmark tryna put down Sweden like I’m sorry ur not making us mad one person isn’t gonna make the swedish government give all of our land and money to Denmark
@@Actually_imaUnicorn What government? arent you guys in a full blown war with yourself atm xdd
@@NPARKMLHuh? What War?
True if youve everbeen to europe everyone shits onh sweden, the swedes are commonly called "cheap norwegians"
i wouldnt even call sweden scandanavian
I’m not sure how i should feel about your opinion of Denmark... but i do agree that we have the heaviest accent when speaking English
ja sorn cirka da
"tHe IcE iS mElTiNg On ThE pOleS"
Womp Womp
@@callelennartsson3863 5 year old detected, bully him
From what I seen about the mink situation yall are fs one the worst/dumbest countries possible
Geopold: "Everyone shits on Denmark"
Norway + Denmark: "Alright, who's gonna tell him? 👀"
and then it comes to finland. Denmark, Sweden and Norway team up for once. btw Norway is like the middle person who just choose teams depending how it's going between Denmark and Sweden
real. Sweden is the worst country in the world
@@waltherwhite7859 where are you from ?
@@Snowtic Sweden smells like poopoo
@@axelotlgaming7921 where you from ?
Literally, how do you pronounce the Swedish words so good, non sarcastic, I’m from Sweden so I know, I’m actually impressed
Speciellt ”Lagom”
He’s half Swedish and spends a lot of time in Sweden, has Swedish relatives etc so it’s not that strange.
As a Dane, I can accept the Bias, The falsehoods, the SLANDER.... But CARLSBERG AND NOT TUBORG??? ARE YOU INSANE???
the only thing wrong in this video
Tuborg is cheap garbage beer
@@destaCS2calling finland the most extroverted isn’t very accurate either
Same crap, from the same tap 😂 I was so disappointed coming to London and experiencing so many pubs only serving Carlsberg and Guiness.
@@yeetingat100subs9 Tuborg is better than most beer
We need a Southern Europe explained with tier list!
Portugal better be s tier
@@Cardstock1321 malta be firee aswel
@@Cardstock1321Italy>>>
Germanic countries next
Is there already an Eastern Europe video? My favorite part of the world, honestly.
As a Dane, I’m torn between subscribing to you because your content is amazing or building a Lego prison to hold you hostage in
Get Novo to invent some medicine so he can love Denmark
I know im very late to the party, but DAMN you just nailed "lagom" in the beginning
As a Brit, just came back from an insane trip across all of Jutland, even camping out at Thy lejren, meeting the best characters: jeg vil forsvare Danmark 🇩🇰💯
Yes there is some wild people in Thy lejren😆
Blink if you're in danger!
Thank you brother ❤️ vi står ved din side
@@Oscarwienberg Yep. Sten is one of them. He fed us weed cookies then drank an entire bottle of Arnbitter (the best danish bitter, all my homies hate gammel dansk) and he was the drunkest I've ever seen a human.
Most never really met any foreigners in thy lejren, let alone sleeping there. They gave me free gulddamer for playing music which was sweet.
We had such a good time tearing Kolding up, nearly getting busted by the popo, I even gave someone a tattoo in their flat.
Man I can't wait to go back in 2024.
Denmark is so fucking sick 🇬🇧🇩🇰
Though I'm not going back to Skagen, just full of boring Germans.
@@peterhamsterhotdog613 Cheers my Danish bro ♥️
We can stand against Sw*dish Geopold and his slander lol I wonder how many songs he knows that he has no idea are actually Danish when he was going on about music.
Ain’t no way he just called Finland extroverted
I'm an extrovert Finnish person, I look at other people's shoes instead of my own when I talk to them.
@@georgemorley1699 have you been to a bus stop
I was laughing my ass off with that, I literally saw a guy SHAKING behind his newspaper on the underground out of fear that I might sit next to them (more or less all seats were free). Only relaxed when we sat down somewhere else. Also, there were parkbenches for ONE, a.k.a. a chair tied to the ground. We tried to get directions at a kiosk and had to ask three times until they didn't give us a non-commital answer to make us go away. The only extrovert I met in Helsinki was the guy who was a waiter at the tourist trap restaurant.
I think he might have only seen drunk Finns
@@Mielikki28 me?
Here's some Lego lore: Lego used to be wooden toys! The reason Lego changed from wood to plastic is because of a fire that burned down Ole Kirk Christiansen's wooden toy inventory in 1942. In fact, this was actually the second fire Ole faced at his workshop. These tragedies would become part of a big comeback story, however. He took the first fire as an excuse to build a bigger workshop, stock market crashed in 1929, his wife died in 1932, and then facing financial disaster he let go of most of his staff. But he made a big decision, he decided to use his wood that he originally used for furniture to create cheap, wooden toys that would sell.
He slid into bankruptcy by doing this, but he kept going, refusing to stop making toys. He changed his company's name to Lego (leg godt; play well) to reflect its new direction, and then when the second fire happened in 1942, he had enough to bounce back and move forward, deciding that wood was too prone to fire and jumped to plastic when traditional stuff used to produce goods weren't available. Using a plastic molding machine invented in the UK, Ole bought Denmark's first in 1946 and called the new product the "Automatic Binding Brick", a name in English rather than Danish to honor the Allies who liberated Denmark.
Lego was preceeded by a British invention by Hilary Fisher Page.
@@mariushart The reason it flopped was because he was a man with a womans name.
@@tobiashaurum3611 @mariushart What happened is the British bricks sucked ass, so the Danish guy copied them but gave them some structural supports that let them snap on and off without getting loose with age. He then filed a patent and it has been upheld because it is considered a dramatic enough improvement on the original concept.
@@TPF00T They didnt copy them, they asked permission to use it, and got it.
Its the greatest country introduction, explination video ever made. I loved every bit of it
I'm from Åland and if I didn't know you were brittish I would genuinely think that you were a swede. I mean, your pronounciation for "fika" and "lagom" were SO PURE! (I'm also a distant relative to Alfred Nobel)
He is Swedish, but lives in the UK.
@@Onewith24 i do know that
Cap
@@Onewith24and lives in Birmingham. Rip
Least in bred swedes
let’s also not forget, Finland made Clash of Clans
and angry birds
🙏🏻 amen
Nokia
Linux
what???
As a Swede in my personal experience the nordics joke about Sweden rather than Denmark, which is also why Sweden has jokes about all of the Scandinavian countries
Have also heard a lot more jokes and sometimes even a bit of hate (in a nordic sibling kind of way ofc) thrown at Sweden rather than at Denmark and I’m not just saying that because I’m a Dane no the jokes and hate came from Norway and Finland
@@thunderborn978 😂🇸🇪
@@thunderborn978 Consensus is generally to shit on Sweden for it's terrible immigration policies the last couple of years and the horrific effects its brought with it. Every Nordic country is shitting on Denmark due to it's language. It's the great equalizer for the other nordic countries since no other language has such a stupid, goofy history like danish. Not to mention how danes count or tell time, lmao.
As a finn I can confirm we all have a comprehensive list of insults to tell any swede on us at all times 🔥
@@TheFinnishTechie Finland is dope❤️🇸🇪🤝🇫🇮
”Why was the norwegian crawling on the floor in the supermarket?”
”He was looking for LOW prices” hahahahahha
Greenlandic inuk here. Thanks for including us. If you're in Nuuk, the culture is pretty similar to Scandinavia. If you're anywhere else, it's defintely its own thing.
Qallunaatull oqalut amerlanerm
Lillebror! 🥰❤
Peter meter
Jeg meget elsker Grønland ❤❤❤
"Haha Danish pronunciation is so weird, totally unlike other Scandinavian languages"
Western Norwegian and Scanian Swedish: *looking away nervously*
Swedish being the most understandable language in the scandinavian area: *Exists*
Du ska inte säga något din lilla apa!
@@hatman44 Han sa "scandian swedish", alltså skånska. Av någon anledning heter Skåne Scandia på engleska
@@hatman44 Probably because you talk more slowly :)
i mean i dont even understand swedish and norwegian as a daneand i blame radolfi rittler for our accent because they made the danish people learn german in school and we still learn it in school but still out language sounds very different from german Sommerfugl (butterfly) Schmetterling, Hospital (Hospital) Krankenhaus and Natur videnskab (Natur science) Naturwissenschaft
@@hatman44 Norwegian is considered the baseline for scandinavian languages..
Fun fact: did you know the colors of the scandinavian flags represents their people?
In the norweigan flag, the white represents the snow on the mountain tops, the navy blue represents the deep seas and lakes, and the maroon red represents the welcoming and kind nature of the people.
In the danish flag, the white represents the purity of the people, and the red represents the blood of their enemies on the battlefield.
Whereas the swedish flag, the blue represents the beatings and black eyes they get, and the yellow represents the PISS in their pants when they see us coming for them.
Ha, ha, den var gøy, ha det bra, hilsen fra Danmark
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lige i skabet mester😂😂😂
Ha ha, keep dreaming, Love from Sweden 🤭🤭
dra åt helvete lol
As a Dane, I never heard a better roast of Denmark than this. Thumbs up! :)
Btw. you mentioned Greenland, how is the saami people, culture and language doing?
As a Dane, my experience has always been that Norwegians are like our good brother Thor, and Sweden is the annoying but slightly loved younger brother Loki/Loke 😂
Thor and loke is a good way to explain diffrent things
Us Danes being being the hostage Vanir, then.
As a Norwergian can confirm the feeling is mutual
@@Buhry As a Finnish, this is how I see it from your and Denmark's view. In other words, even tho I have no part on this I feel like it's true.
i love how he treats sweden like his football team
He knows they belong in the gutter. Like their football team.
Don’t show somebody a War Thunder ad with the promise of letting off steam. After playing, they’re more likely to let off a few rounds into the nearest civilian.
Or let off a couple of classified documents into internet arguments
«Fucks sake Ragnar?!»
-Viking, 1150
Been to Denmark last December/January! Absolutely stunning country 🇩🇰
@@KurtFrederiksenAnd tbh May and September is a strech. June, July and August is your best bet.... peak is July to mid August
Peter meter
@@KurtFrederiksen I found it beautiful, because it looks quite differently compared to my homeland (Croatia). From the brick-and-mortar houses, the Baltic sea that is connected to grassy and hilly beaches and forests, in a beautiful green color (which is very cold), the colorful buildings etc. It was honestly quite a sight to behold and very appropriate for the Winter Holiday Season!
I've also celebrated my first New Year's Eve in a foreign country and culture, and I must say it was the most interesting one so far.
I've also been to Billund and the Lego House, which was one of my bucket list wishes, since I've been a fan of Lego ever since I was a kid!
So yeah, I don't care if it was the most rain I've seen in my whole life in just two weeks, or that the wind was so strong that I could fly of a bridge. It was an amazing experience, visiting Denmark, and I wish more people didn't sleep on it, instead of going to their usual Italy, France and Spain destinations.
as a Dane picking Carlsberg over Tuborg classic is mental
Classic er en gammelmands øl
det er faktisk rigtigt, but ong den er god. hader ærligt carlsberg og classic er bare.. ja.. en klassiker haha@@chm1ata
Facts
Here we have a conoisseur. Ku2!
Not really. Danes just drink a shit ton of beer
when I see a 10 min+ geopold video I cry with tears of happiness
"I've religiously practiced FIKA" with surprisingly swedish pronunciation cracked me up:)
The reason the Faroese have grassy roofs is because these roofs provide protection from rain and thermal insulation. During the Viking and Middle Ages most houses had sod roofs. At the time of the Norse settlement in Iceland (as early as 874) and the Faroese archipelago (sometime between the 9th century to the 10th century), these islands were not that forested, which is why the Scandinavian settlers needed to cope with the challenge of building durable homesteads mainly out of turf. And the tunnel work they've done to tackle the terrain is just as incredible! Eysturoyartunnilin for example, which opened in December 2020, has a length of nearly 37,000 feet or 11,200 m. It connects the island of Streymoy to the island of Eysturoy. It stands out among every other undersea tunnel because it has the world's first undersea ROUNDABOUT!
Their main airport was actually built by the British, and the British played a key role in Faroese identity as the first time the Faroese flag was officially used was in 1940. The Faroese flag was designed in 1919 by Jens Oliver Lisberg and others while they were studying in Copenhagen. The first time it was raised was in June of that year in Fámjin on the occasion of a wedding, however it wasn't officially adopted until the British took over because they didn't want the same flag as German-occupied Denmark to be used. Denmark wouldn't recognize the flag until 1948 when the Home Rule Act passed.
fun fact: before england napped like half of the world, it could've actually been denmark who did it instead. If the danes won against the british and took their land, the vikings would be the ones to sail out and take land left and right, which also means instead of english being popular most of the world would be talking danish
This type of scenarios never really got along with me, if the Danes conquered England then history would have been entirely different because of butterfly effects
@@peterfile1611 same here, its like the fact that nature could've been purple instead of green if the purple thingys won(dunno what theyre called lol)
@@Dead1yDa1sy home what
The British didn’t exist at this time, they only fought England and Norway actually held most of Scotland for like 5 centuries lmao
@@XXXTENTAClON227 oh shit sdfuhusfhf my bad, my history isnt the best LMAO
Longyearbyen is a village in Svalbard. It’s so cold that dying has been illegal there since 1950 when locals discovered that bodies weren’t decomposing in the cemetery because of the frigid weather.
In fact, when scientists exhumed corpses of those who died in the 1918 flu pandemic in 1998, they were able to retrieve live samples of the deadly virus 💀
Dying is NOT illegal in Longyearbyen, that's a myth.
Dying there is just unlikely, because if you get seriously ill, you'll be transported to a bigger town or city with a better hospital.
@@Jacob_Junge ok, i didnt know that thnx!
Plot twist, the cold evolved svalbards to an immortal race, so the 500 people there were always there lmao
1:15 minutes in and he’s already calling Sweden “we” 😂
Its so funny being Icelandic and seeing tourists buy water from the store like u cant drink it from the tap lol
People actually buy water? The only time that's acceptable is when you're running a race or visiting a country with no plumbing .
@@FictionHubZA Ignorant tourists mainly
@ItachisCrowy India (largely) has plumbing, but anyone with a brain wouldn’t drink from the tap there.
@@Sniperboy5551 lol. I remember an Indian minister once said that the water in the taps was safe to drink after residents were complaining about how toxic the water was. He drank the water and got sick right there and then.
Shhhh don't tell them that we like having their money buying 20 liters of water in Bonus
Scandinavian countries are like brothers if you think about it. We always tease each other, but the second an outsider makes fun of us, we stand together.
Thank you Swedes for Rurik, thanks to you my state exists ..... Russia
You gonna have to start pumping out more videos brotha, I have watched everything you have ever made and my brain is hungry for more lol. Good shit my guy, you always crack me up whilst teaching us things.
Nice video except for the last part about Finland and Estonia which was total BS. Estonian is closely related to finnish (40% same vocabulary) and is a finno-ugric language. Also the are NO traces of soviet era in Finland/Helsinki because Finland was never part of the soviet union! Have you ever seen the soviet era parts of Tallinn for example the Lasnamäe district?
one of the best videos you've ever made, now we're waiting for a version for South America and the Balkans
Faroe Islands fun facts: A considerable number of knitted Faroese sweaters have been exported with standing orders to the Danish army, especially during the Napoleonic wars, when several thousand sweaters were exported yearly. The agricultural policies of the Faroe Islands, have over the centuries divided the pasture into 463 different land lots. Between 1035 and 1814, the Faroe Islands were part of the Kingdom of Norway, which was in a personal union with Denmark from 1380. In 1814, the Treaty of Kiel transferred Norway to Sweden, whereas Denmark kept its Atlantic territories like the Faroe Islands.
The white on their flag symbolizes the foam of the sea and the pure and radiant sky of the Faroe Islands, while the blue and red colors are reminiscent of other Scandinavian and Nordic flags, representing the Faroe Islands' bonds with other Nordic places. The Faroese language is one of five languages descended from Old West Norse spoken in the Middle Ages, the others being Norwegian, Icelandic, and the extinct Norn and Greenlandic Norse. Faroese and Icelandic, its closest extant relative, are not mutually intelligible in speech, but the written languages resemble each other quite closely.
I had no idea that North Korean intelligence services had access to this level of information-depth, but thank you, supreme leader!
As a Norwegian i can not stand that Norway didn’t get first place.
Yep. As a Danish I agree. Switch Norway around with Sweden😑
Take the L nerds
Sweden better.
Norge er alltid nummer én, lol
@@ohno7153no
hey man im from denmark and i gotta say this is the funniest video ive seen the past 2 weeks love your humor
I've lived in most of those countries for decades, and I can tell the difference, short and sweet:
IN Sweden: You need an agreement for everything, preferably permits in duplicates and triplicates for anything you want to do. And they have a very dry sense of state approved humor. In Denmark they like to do whatever they like to do, crossing red lights is a national sport, and their humor is all about how far you can take sarcasm. Don't ever ask for money! In Norway you have to agree with whomever you want to joke with, they got more oil money than they know what to do with and there's a donut-cop behind every building. In Finland they never smile or joke, or do they? It's kind of a secret, but they have the darkest sense of humor that would make hell vanilla sauce in comparison and they like to sweat in a wood-house while drinking several bottles of something that would etch a hole trough a diamond floor, while trying to explain the power of Sushi... I mean Sisu. Iceland is like your arch stereotype of an Americans vision of Scandinavia, and they live up to it.
Denmark is to the nordics what Florida is to the US 😅
Oh yeah the sarcasm in Denmark!!! People think we dont have any humor. WE DO! you just dont get our level of sarcasm 😂
Glad you get it sir! 😉
Yeah, I think we saw the real truth during Covid. Denmark went apeshit with laws and restrictions, Sweden just said follow these suggestions if you want to.
@@wilhelmh9495 sure, we in northern jutland just ignored it.
Everyday laws and oversight, Sweden wins hands down.
Bro, every country in scandinavia makes jokes about sweden, at least in Norway we do😂
Can confirm as a Finn
Same in Finland. It's funny that one of the unifying factors of Nordics is that we all make fun of Swedes. At least all three of Sweden's neighbours, and for some reason they believe we all do it to Denmark.
As a dane, Same.
Jealous because of how awesome sweden is.
@@cyrusthegreat7030Swedistan*
I'm so glad you've started making longer videos. keep up the good work bro
Geopold or Leowpold, what's your real name if you're Swedish living in Birmingham?
As a Norwegian living in Rotterdam, Netherlands, i hate learn Finnish because it's Hard, but i love learn 3 Nordic languages: Swedish, Norwegian and Danish and i can confirm Geopold's the best channel on youtube.
RIP Apetor. His passing was such a sad loss.
In Denmark, Sweden is refered to as "Reserve Denmark".
Here in Jutland we call people from Copenhagen for reserve swedes. So there is that.
@@TheBarser
Reserve svenskere, reserve preussere. Same shit, different color ;-)
Damn🤣
@phunkeehone I live 300km from the german border. Copenhagen a stonethrow to sweden. Not really the same atleast in my case 🙂
@@TheBarser the guy who is directly connected to fr*nce talks shit, but gets defensive the second he is reminded what horrible places he is connected to
Been living in Longyearbyen Svalbard here. The weapon thing only counts for if you are outside of the polar bear safety zone, which is just the city limits, but if you are going to the store you don't need a gun. Btw there is only one grocery store there. It is visible at 10:50. It is the blue building.
Lesser known things about svalbard is that for 125 days in the year the sun never sets, and for 118 days the sun never rises. And in the other parts of the year it is only a narrow window of normal day night cycles. There are points where you can see plentyfull of stars at noon, and bright day at midnight. There is also little to no snowfall. The dry climate makes it so it almost never rains/snows. 40% of all of Svalbards inhabitans do not have a Norwegian citizenship. There are more snowscooters then people, around 3 scooters per person. Many people know that you can't legaly die on Svalbard, but you can also not give birth on the island. Longyearbyen has alot of "Northernmost" Records: Northernmost Hostpital, Church, Gas Station, Wine Cellar, School, Art gallery etc. Svalbard is really barren. There is about 20km^2 per person. Only Greenland and antarctica are more barren.
If you are ever visiting Svalbard, be ready to pay up, since it is very expencive to do anything, but I recomend to save up and do it. Driving snowscooters through wide valleys as the eternal sunset colors the sky red for the entire day whilst the snowcovered mountains travel past you is one of the most unique and special experiences in my entire life. Seing the low sun only shining on the tips of the mountains in a bright pastel pink is truly something special. Seeing small tiny cabins in a sea of white and blue and the drift ice littering the waters.
If you are going to visit here are the best periods:
Boat season: July- October. Best for going on boat trips and seeing the landscape without snow. Are you going to visit Pyramiden, go here.
Dark season: If you want to experience dayliong darkness the best bet is november-December.
Twilight Season (the best IMO): Late january- February. Experience the low sun and the red sky. Unique to the Arctic and Snowscooter season begins here.
Snowscooter season: March-May: Most practical time for Snowscootering. Expect long days from the end of March and onward and bright sun and cold temperatures. March is the colderst month on Svalbard.
Are you going in March/April or in the Summer, Expect alot of Tourists.
A bit unrelated to Longyearbyen, the Coat of Arms/Våpenskjold for Barentsburg is possibly one of the most beautiful I have ever seen.
Bear to the left is masculine, because Norway is the fatherland. Bear to the right is feminine, because Russia is the motherland. Miner in the middle as it started as a coal mining town. Beautiful symbolism.
Shame geopolitics is in the state it is right now.
@@Ozzianman Yeah, that one is really nice
As a norwegian i feel like denmark is more central europe influenced than the rest of us. They are just so different
as a fellow LEGO kid, i can thank Denmark and my grandparent's sun-lit 2nd floor for having preserved my 20/20 vision, even when my peers are all wearing glasses now
Mass fermenting dregs. Based
"We've got the best food in Scandinavia" - very low bar
Also a lie. Copenhagen is literally known as a food Mekka, people come from all over to eat here
@@visiblur to eat Danish food? No.
@@kristin123a Yes, try and google Noma or Geranium. World famous
@@kristin123a the worlds best restaurant makes danish food. Noma
Bocuse d’Or: Norway: 5 gold, 4 silver, 4 bronse. Denmark: 3 gold, 4 silver, 1 bronse. Sweden: 1 gold, 4 silver, 1 bronse.
World Cheese Award: Norway 3 world champions. Sweden 0, Denmark 0.
As an Icelander, the volcanic activity is hardly on the radar for concern over natural disasters. The avalanches are the killers. The volcanoes and seismic activity give a lot of advance warning, compared to avalanches, and most of the time end up being a cool hike once the eruption starts.
Knús á Grindvíkinga. Vona að húsnæðismál og óvissa leysist sem fyrst.
I heard an interview about a 26-year old man in Iceland, he still can't afford a house and he has to live with his parents.
A few Danish singers who sings in english: Lucas Graham, MØ, Christopher, Infernal, Alex Vargas, Alphabeat, Aqua, Barcode Brothers, Cartoons, D-A-D, Drew Sycamore, Carpark North, Dizzy Mizz Lizzy, Phlake, Outlandish, Volbeat, Scarlett Pleasure and more
Don't forget Faustix
Only know Aqua
The men with the Heavy Trommel Techno Song!
You didn't mention KING DIAMOND??! Only one of the best and most unique metal singers!? As a Finn, I am disappointed..
@@einienj3281its denmark not the snow north land with all the ice and water
"All the good Scandinavian music"
Doesn't show a single metal band.
Because there are no such things as ''good metal bands'', it's all just old people screaming at the microphones like they would scream at their kids if they accidentally broke something
@@JustNarge go back to your overproduced pop music that had to go trough 921 layers of management just to be accepted and which's only purpose is to make as much money for people who cant sing without autotune
@@insertstolenusername5306 what the fuck makes you think i would listen to some gay ass pop diarrhea?
@@insertstolenusername5306 you guys are just as bad as each other. “Let me insult this guys music taste because he insulted my music taste!” Just accept that people have different preferences and get over yourselves already 🙄
(And btw, I enjoy all genres of music, so don’t start calling me biased)
The #1 language for Duolingo in Sweden is Swedish 💀
that map was from 2016, it's no longer the case
@@FrannahDNK usch en dansk
Assimilation seems to be going well if thats the case.
Immigration
Only 6% of Sweden’s population are arabs you know
hello geopold! as a swede i can comfirm that you fill in all the boxes to officially become a swede yourself.
6:50 the intirety of denmark is fields it's actually quite beautiful and when it's not pouring like shit the forests are very calm
As a Dane I can also confirm
thank u for thinking that :From: Denmark ✨💅🇩🇰💅✨
Most of the fields where i live are just grass
Sorry, but Sweden definitely gets made fun of more than Denmark. They are the laughingstock of both Norway and Denmark
And finland
How? Why? The other nordic countries are like the budget versions of Sweden? Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@studentstudent5044 bla bla bla bla
I don't think danish people have credentials to make fun of anyone. They're literally the most weirdos ever.
We live in our own world that's why we've become so weird and different to the rest of the scandis. Were honestly more German than scandi@@quackgarage9551
A top tier Denmark-Sweden moment I can remember, was when a Danish comedian made fun of Sweden, and then later he was dragged onto a Swedish talk show to debate politics.
Swedish people are not sensitive you guys.
yes we are 😂 people here are so politically correct and cry over anything
@@237.zr9No wonder Pewds fled
@@SophiaAstatine the only reason i live here is because i love the country as a country and my family is here. but the people are kinda messed up. the west is going down honestly. my generation (gen z) has lost all touch with reality. its just politically correct, self hate, twisted views on love and sexual relationships, etc. nothing is working properly here anymore.
@@237.zr9jag vet exakt vad för person du är och jag hoppas att du kan börja förstå hur idiotiska dem sakerna du säger faktiskt är
Sluta lyssna på en massor av rasistiska gamla gubbar och börja tänk lite
Folk som dig börjar som tur nog bli färre om du så gärna vill det så kan du fortsätta att vara den lilla hatfulla skiten som du är just nu medans dem andra små patetiska jäklarna som tänker som dig blir färre och färre
As a danish person I can confirm that when I speak danish with my friends the other people that speak English are like: wth is this ancient language
Canadian here. In my university, on the last day of classes before winter break, we have a "polar swim" tradition, where all the students rush into the ocean in our swimsuits. It hurts like hell in the beginning but then you stop feeling anything in your body.
Norway seems also has a small uninhabited island named Bouvet Island, which is bizarrely near antarctica, which also means Norway is the country with longest distance from northernmost to southernmost
As north african living in North Africa since middle paleolithic, I can ensure this video is entirely factual
So you're Native and not an arab coloniser
@@ugwuanyicollins6136Why are you going around asking people if they're native?
As another North African living in North Africa I agree
@@ugwuanyicollins6136 As a fellow Imazighen of Matmata, Zuwara and possibly Awerba ancestral root, I can ensure you that Arabs were and are a part of our history and world in a way more complex and interesting than just as "colonizer", at the opposite of french, spanish and Italians - who were only last-minute settlers driven out quite quickly given the length of our history.
Maghreb empires raises with both forces (Arabs and Imazighen), sometimes opposed, sometimes allied, sometimes dominated by Arabs, but mostly ruled by Imazighen from many different people and places in Tamazgha over the time.
Our story is a way more interesting and complex than a simple relationship between dominant and dominated, newcomers and natives - as the pseudo-Berberists in the pay of French-speaking post-colonial propaganda would have us believe.
It is our duty to learn this rich and complex history and pass it on instead of falling into the pan-Africanist trap which wants to make us the so-called "Berbers purified of the Arab settler", while certain North Africans (including those of Imazighen ancestry) have spoken Arabic for more than a millennium for some.
It is understood that there is no question here of falling into the opposite extreme which would make us Gulf Arabs, as claimed by the socialist pan-Arabist propaganda which abounds in our Maghreb countries.
@@Gol3a extremely based response
That one dude from iceland here. Im okay, i live in denmark and have escaped the turist trap
3:39 varg was also convicted for possessing 150 KILOGRAMS OF EXPLOSIVES which is fucking cartoonish to me, thats like looney tunes villain levels of insanity
Svalbard is an imaginative introvert’s greatest dream
Greenland can be independent any time they want to vote for independence. It's just that Denmark said they'd stop giving them this grant that makes up a decent chunk of their budget if they do.
Yeah, faraos too
It is, however, not for sale no matter how much the Americans want it ;)
Its just more political leverage from the danish governments side.. most danes dont really consider greenland to be part of denmark, moreso just being danish by technicality
@@CanonessEllinorobviously they can't stand the thought of how much Better Greenland would be as an American colony like Korea or Japan is.
That's not the case, Denmark or should I say EU and Nato via Denmark would never give up Greenland, we all just act like that's the case to make Denmark seem less imperialistic
Talks about the beauty of denmark: Shows picture of Bergen
My favourite part of being Swedish is all the attention we get from our Nordic brothers. It really shows how much they care about us.
Its not a good kind of attention though. All scandinavian coutries make fun of you and think you are the least liked
Swedish devil
That's because we feel sorry for the state you're country is in right now 😂
Let me spell it out for you. It's a ribbing joke to make people from other nordic countries annoyed about me "interpreting" their hate as love and also make them think about that whenever they do think negatively of us they still think about us. Because we really are sibling countries, we give eachother shit for everything but we also would die for one another. @@andreasdaugstrup8844
We are just trying to be cool like the USA ;D@@muijs1992
As an Icelandic person of Danish heritage, called Ragnar, I have never been so called out in my life.
andskotin hafi það Ragnar, hvert hefur þú tekið okkur?!
@@Old-Mango það var grænt þegar ég kom! Ég sver!
As a Finn:
S: Norway
B :Denmark and Finland
C: Iceland
D: Sweden
Sweden really collapsed after the early 21st century.
finngolian cope
Coming from a Northern Norwegian. (The even LESS populated part)
S: Norway
A: Sweden
B: Denmark, Finland
C: Iceland
How? Why? The other nordic coumtries are like the budget versions of Sweden? Smaller countries, smaller military, smaller GDP, not as famous, less important inventions and companies and people have come from the other countries etc. It Will always be the little brothers of Sweden. All nordic countries have little brother complex towards Sweden
@@studentstudent5044couldnt have said it better myself, and even now with all the problems in sweden, more norwegians, finns and danes move to sweden than swedes moving to the other countries.
@@slpr666 Exactlyyyy🙌🏻
As a Danish person... Everything you said about them is true 101%
As an Australian, this video makes me proud to be danish 🇮🇶 🇮🇶 🇮🇶 🇮🇶
Are you good?
@@roiwelboren9302 yes? Why do you ask, btw im half iraqi half danish and i live in australia btw btw
@@nate48881Damn i am just confused now, what i am supposed to argue with you about?
@@nate48881 he's not good
@cyrusthegreat7030 idk Im litrly mr worldwide
Geopold: "luckily Danish people don't have a sense of humor"
me, a Danish person: "høhøhøhøhø"
Hæhæhæhæ
As someone living in Sweden, I will never stop thinking about moving to Norway
Don't. My norwigen friend used to wake up shouting "I wanna kill some swedes!" Another of his expressions was "We'll go up north, we'll shot the seals and we'll fuck the girls". Shout out, Per, wherever you are.
Faking svikare
We have alot of good musicians (nice that you included my favourites Viagra Boys!) but I am pretty sure Eek-a-mouse is Jamaican xD
I'm gonna disagree on "Danes don't understand comedy in the slightest" part: literally some of the funniest and simultaneously darkest movies I've seen - e.g. Riders of Justice - are Danish and also starring one of the biggest talents of modern cinema - that is Mads Mikkelsen, who made a living off of working with the legend Anders Thomas Jensen before going more international first with Casino Royale.
Your comment just proved him right lmao 😂
I kind of understand why my polish friend living in Copenhagen hates Swedes now. It makes so much more sense.
11:20 Ngl those tunnels look like they go hard 🥶
Erik the red landed in southern Greenland in the Tunulliarfik fjord near the modern day town of Qaqortoq which is basically
the greenest part of the island it has rolling green meadows bushes and even small native trees along with introduced pine trees and today there is agriculture sheep farming and cattle farming when he got there in summer it actually was kind of green but he most likely exaggerated its landscape to attract settlers and didn’t make it up
As a humanoid I can confirm people in Copenhagen are the least woke and most fun people out of the main Scandanavian cities.
That’s a lie, people from copenhagen copy all the ideologies of USA, with all the woke and political shit
What does woke even mean in this context??
Woke folks fuck the most, though.
Dude... come to the Danish countryside. Up north people do not care about woke.
@@SagaDrawsjust look at their other comments on this channel and you will realize what type of person this is
Its just some ”anti woke”
”anti sjw” weirdo who probably hates anything slightly progressive
I'm norwegian, and have literally never shat on denmark. Everything you said about everyone shitting on denmark is actually true about sweden.
tusind tak brormand
Thats what I said! Denmark and Norway are cool about eachother. Its only in Sweden they think Denmark is the laughing stock of the Nordics, when in reality they're the ones we all make fun of.
Cheers from Denmark
@@FishingForLife28 we dont think, our population makes up for it, not to mention finland always leaning more towards sweden then denmark and sides more with sweden(except the gay jokes).
@@arvalb0talk about Sweden being the most dangerous country in Europe after Albania
: One of the best bands I have ever seen live is from Denmark. The best way I can describe Mew is like the one prog rock group you can get your girlfriend to like. So, as far as I'm concerned, there's at least something about Denmark that's based.