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Here are the odds of getting to win without winning every single mini game Beginner difficulty 95% Standard difficulty 80% Average difficulty 65% Expert difficulty 30% Master difficulty 5%
Fun Fact: Matt from Wii Sports never won a single Board Game Island in this series (Matt from Wii Sports Club doesn't count xD). I must admit Matt has worse luck than Poof.
Wii party player: So I won? Wii party: yeah Wii party player: So I should go further than the other players right? Wii party: seems right to me Wii party player: So why am I last? Wii party: because you won
You know the game is working tirelessly against you when you off yourself intentionally in a minigame in an attempt to lose immediately and someone else still loses before you.
This is the equivalent to your friends forcing you to play a board game with them but you half ass it since you’re tired/don’t wanna play, but your pride is telling you that you have to win anyways
Link: This is absolute bull crap, I mean look at 15:19. You see Beef Boss to the right screen, and he was so close! Ezlo: Yea! We all don’t understand why Yoko should win this BULL SHIT! 😠😠
the chances of you seeing this is slim, but this trick always works for me: for the fireworks game, always pick the tall and skinny one. for some reason it never wins.
I've done the math; with a GOLD dice, you have a 62.0% chance of rolling a 6 or higher with a SILVER dice, you have a 57.4% chance of rolling a 6 or higher with a BRONZE dice, you have a 52.8% chance of rolling a 6 or higher with just 1 dice, you have a 16.7% of rolling a 6. The fact that just a bronze dice helps sooo much, is due to the doubles rule in wii party. Additionally, you have an extra dice to reach a score of 6. (Assuming the dice are fair)
Wow, even when he loses every game on purpose it still rubs salt on the wound by giving him first place in an RNG minigame, just to only let him move one spot. This game is just mean.
4:30: The spiritual successor to "Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing", "Beef Boss Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing"! Beef Boss doesn't need to do anything to win.
actually, yeah kinda
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Poof doesn’t even need to TRY to lose the rope swing game.
Rightt 😭
I don’t even understand how he is so bad there, why doesn’t he just let go while he’s swinging up? It’s a free win 😂
lol
@@yazebs4378 poofesure: *well yes, but actually no*
@@orangehatretro lmao
Poof tries to lose: wins.
Poof tries to win: loses.
Poetic 😔👌
@@Another_Creater_Oficial thank you my dear man.
@@Frankthemenace ♤•♤•¥~
This really says a lot about our society
@@LukeLikesToDraw 😱🤧🥵😩
Theres so much power in Poof saying “EMMA YOU SHIT THE BED!”
this video was very entertaining to watch as an Emma
12:00
I accidentally went to full volume when he said that
*e M m A y O u S h I t T h E b E d*
THE FACT THAT HAPPENED RIGHT AS I READ THIS MAKES IT THAT MUCH MORE FUNNY-
We gonna ignore how yoko had a 5:1 chance at winning it all, only for Emma to win with the worst dice.
this game is legitimately rigged 😂
@@VintageDev499 indeed lol.
5:10
Because that was (already) her 2nd roll.
For those of you planning to watch this tomorrow: there is NO cursed sound.
Thank you
Liar 7:29 (maybe 14:58)
😑😑😑
@@Brilliant_Baka wrong sound, they meant the corrupted one in the last few wii party u videos
@@Brilliant_Baka 4:00
9:27 had me cracking up irrationally hard
he still didnt lose at 9:36
11:10 “not a single piece of Matt’s wood.
Disappointed”😭
nooo
thats what she said
Poof: “oh yeah we’ve done it we’ve got it in the bag 100%”
*checks video time, not even half way*
: /
4:35-4:56 Beef Boss Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing looks like Beef Boss has channelled in his inner Luigi😂😂😂
I like Luigi doing nothing
I want a series of '(Poofesure Mii) wins (game) by doing absolutely nothing'
Yeah luigi!!!
Smg4?
I knew I couldn't have been the only one that thought of Luigi Wins by Doing Absolutely Nothing lol
You got 300, you can get this!!
Oh hey lol
nice
Gee wheez
Man watches everything
hello checkmark
The legends are back. Both Beef Boss and MATT
Except Matt forget to bring his Brain cells
Edit, I ment for to bring his cells for rolling the dice,
@@mike_7696 poor matt.
Sadly, yes.
Miss ole beefers, Alfonso's great n all, but beef boss started this or at least he made it popular... Alumni :) 🤧👏
@@coobeeethics4856 👍
7:28 -- The evil witch in Hansel and Gretel
noooo :) he's like Waluigi if he had a terrifying laugh
Lmaooo
7:29 real footage of the joker playing Wii party
PLSIM DYING
Had me dead💀
2:03 ANYTHING in Matt’s hands can and will be used as a automatic weapon
‘Oh god it’s so sticky, we might die from it!’
You CANNOT have Master Difficulty without Matt
Mattser difficulty
Mattster difficulty
@Mario Gamer Expert mattster yeeeeeeeasshhollle
Abby-ginner difficulty
Elisa-dvanced Difficulty
8:04
Fun fact: Even if he did make his picture upside-down, it would still count.
im here for this
Peter why are you everywhere
Fierce peter gaming, what is your opinion on engineer gaming?
so am I sir
Peterminator
Peter!
12:00 I’m so weak 🤣🤣🤣
2:25
me doing the presidential physical fitness test in 2007
oof
Poofesure: *Tries to lose every mini game*
I don’t expect this to end well
“Not a single piece of Matt’s wood”
-Poofesure
poofesure 2021
" *Disappointed.* "
I think that it’s kinda cool how poof can still do a better job at winning at master difficulty losing all the mini games than actually trying.
Risky Railroad was a perfect example. He practically sped-run it
Lol yea
69 like
9:20 I love how he is just quiet for a couple of seconds and it says “start” and he walks of the platform immediately and still got 3rd 😂😂😂
14:57 *Demon Parrot noises intensify*
5:33 only Matt would do some shit like that
Here are the odds of getting to win without winning every single mini game
Beginner difficulty 95%
Standard difficulty 80%
Average difficulty 65%
Expert difficulty 30%
Master difficulty 5%
Where are these presents even coming from?
From my averages
Master difficult impossible
How did you get these statistics? Did you work them out yourself or do you have a source? Just wondering how you did it
@@brownie5458 OP said in the replies above that it's "From my averages". Not sure what that entails but I figured I may as well tell you.
7:27 I love this part so much 😂
🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️🧙♀️
Fun Fact: Matt from Wii Sports never won a single Board Game Island in this series (Matt from Wii Sports Club doesn't count xD).
I must admit Matt has worse luck than Poof.
Watching him play Wii Party or Mario Kart is always the highlight of my day
same
Or Wii Sports
@@joec7217 YES TRUE
Wii party player: So I won?
Wii party: yeah
Wii party player: So I should go further than the other players right?
Wii party: seems right to me
Wii party player: So why am I last?
Wii party: because you won
:)
7:31 teachers when you don’t say may I go to the bathroom
lmao pls-
students leaving after bell rings
Pls-💀
Before even clicking on the video I could distinctly hear Poofesure's screams of rage
8:29 Playboy photographers in the 70’s
11:11 "Not a single piece of matt wood." Pause ? 😂😂
13:38 "Matt gets 8... It doesn't even MATTer"
11:40 "NO NOT FCKING YOKO, THAT WAS MY FCKING CHANCE" LOL
Best no context Poofesure quote:
*"EMMA YOU SHIT THE BED!"* (11:59)
9:37 the way he said it
You know the game is working tirelessly against you when you off yourself intentionally in a minigame in an attempt to lose immediately and someone else still loses before you.
7:50 I was like “Just watch Emma get it.” And she gets the 6 and 1... 😂😆
and Poof pauses and starts restarting as he gets mad 😂😂😂
Im still traumatized by the cursed sound
Dw theres no cursed sounds in this one
@@sscyt ew
@@bibliotecas69 ew
@@bigfrankoceanfan ew
@@suckmypp ew
1:30
“bet u 10 dollars it’s beef boss”
*gets someone else*
“AH NEVERMIND,,,”
*“Emma! You shit the bed!”*
😂
@Junko remember, most of the people here are young...
@Junko it was just so random when he said it
@Junko r/wooosh
@@qal5587 that’s not even a whoosh moment, he just doesn’t like the humour
@@pogmothoinriiii all jokes are good in my opinion, so I get to wooosh someone whenever I want to because I have the power to.
0:20 the fact that he pressed the back button instead of just pressing b each time is just👌
“I’m damn near near, I’m damn near near, I’m damn near the end!”
I was looking for a comment about that 💀
9:19 can I just walk off the edge to lose on this one?
9:27 (still loses to Yoko)
Next title: can I beat wii party master difficulty without even playing the game.
Schrødingers Wii Party Master Difficulty
Therapist : Beef stud isn’t real, he can’t hurt you…
*Beef stud :* 8:12
i haven’t seen beef boss get thrown back so many spaces in a long time
5:45
Let’s go beefers!
A three-AAAH! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
4:27 lol I died when Poof tried to lose Risky Railroad but just ended up speed running it 😂
I think this was the best line delivery 😂 11:48
2:42
6 yr old me wondering why I haven't seen my dad in over 2 months
oh no
Poof sounded like a crow at 15:06.
🤣🤣🤣
Never before have I laughed so hard at the phrase "Emma ya shit the bed!"
Same here!
poof seems to be that person to unplug the game console when he is about to lose a game to a friend
Or to scream for the minimal stuff possible
6:07: that shii had me dyin🤣
"😧IM DAMN NER NER- 😟IM DAMN NEAR NEAR...🙄I'm damn near the beginning..atp"
Just started the video. Wish my ears luck boys.
Edit: Only slight ear canal damage but otherwise fine
0:55
annnddd we're already off to an fantasic start
3:59 How quickly he snaps
4:00
6:29 He’s dead
1:34 “I bet you 10 dollars it’s beef boss”
*lands on yoko*
I guess you owe 227,321 people 10 dollars
He now owes 6238230 dollars
@@Hose_10 *quick maf*
The fact that you actually beat the mii’s while losing every game is crazy
Poof: Jumps to Expert form Beginner
Poof Subscribers: Wait, that's illegal
This is the equivalent to your friends forcing you to play a board game with them but you half ass it since you’re tired/don’t wanna play, but your pride is telling you that you have to win anyways
*You’ll beat Matt with meat?*
_Ok then._
The game won't let Poofesure win, and it won't let Poofesure lose.
Poof: loses on purpose
Wii Party: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!
Waiting for the video to randomly become possessed.
Same here
Its not, thank god
8:23 close your eyes and listen
i don't get it
The bush family are very successful. Two of them were president
The guy holding the beers vine 10:09 😂
Poof: *plays for years*
Yoko: *gets doubles*
Poof: I didn't know you do that
Me: 😑
11:56 theres something so entertaining abt hearing poof scream your name in despair
No one:
Poofesure: Rage laughing like a maniac
stfu
2:18 big valid
Link: This is absolute bull crap, I mean look at 15:19. You see Beef Boss to the right screen, and he was so close!
Ezlo: Yea! We all don’t understand why Yoko should win this BULL SHIT! 😠😠
..?
whose Link and Ezlo?
4:45 My mom walked in when you said that 😰
Rip
Oh damn, im so ready for this... at 11:39pm EST time 🥲
The hardest part of this whole challenge is rolling a 6 with 1 dice on final challenge
''3 times i took Emmas wood, not a single piece of Matt's wood''. I see what you did there
5:14 lmao you came across on the boxes when the pterodactyl was chasing you
*T rex
@@FizzleSPL yeah
It’s good to see you managing your anger better ever-so-slightly every video
Poofesure is so good at master he has to lose to make it fair
Poof plays normally: loses every roll off
Poof losing on purpose: wins every roll off
You’re making this look new I’m
Getting so much nostalgia from this
This guy's content is really cool, but i just can't survive a video getting my eardrums destroyed by his scream. I'll come back in a couple of years
I think the game has spoken. It won’t let you win unless you actually _lose_ every mini game.
I can’t believe they finally added Matt from Friday Night Funkin into Wii Party.
Excuse me?
XD XD HILARIOUS
*I am in pain*
the chances of you seeing this is slim, but this trick always works for me:
for the fireworks game, always pick the tall and skinny one. for some reason it never wins.
12:09 Best Cheps
I’m so happy you’re still playing this!
i don’t think i’m ready if there is a random noise
None of us are
7:28 Best Laugh ever🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I wonder if this guy be perfect for a Starscream role lol🤣
Basically every Olivia Rodrigo song: 3:59
Yep
When he tries to win:
Fails.
When he tries to lose:
Wins.
I like how hes so excited to lose every mini game
very
I've done the math;
with a GOLD dice, you have a 62.0% chance of rolling a 6 or higher
with a SILVER dice, you have a 57.4% chance of rolling a 6 or higher
with a BRONZE dice, you have a 52.8% chance of rolling a 6 or higher
with just 1 dice, you have a 16.7% of rolling a 6.
The fact that just a bronze dice helps sooo much, is due to the doubles rule in wii party. Additionally, you have an extra dice to reach a score of 6.
(Assuming the dice are fair)
Wow, even when he loses every game on purpose it still rubs salt on the wound by giving him first place in an RNG minigame, just to only let him move one spot. This game is just mean.
4:30: The spiritual successor to "Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing", "Beef Boss Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing"!
Beef Boss doesn't need to do anything to win.