Things bass players say in the studio

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • This is a parody of things that I've heard bassists say in the studio. It's meant to be exaggerated.

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  • @JamesRevan
    @JamesRevan 9 років тому +4911

    I think bass is a very underrated instrument. Almost no one notices it when the bassist plays right, but if he messes up, it can put the whole song down.

    • @Hardzinho_Yay
      @Hardzinho_Yay 9 років тому +158

      +James Revan I agree in Heavy metal, bass has lower relevance than guitar or drums but other music styles the bass are much more influential.

    • @999alex9991
      @999alex9991 9 років тому +15

      +James Revan dont go to glenn videos on youtube, bass player and him are cats and dogs, they hate each other

    • @serialdrunkdriver
      @serialdrunkdriver 9 років тому +93

      +Renato Cara Idk what kind of heavy metal you're listening to but from my understanding, the heavier you go into metal, the more impact the bass has.

    • @nicolashauss4075
      @nicolashauss4075 9 років тому +10

      +999alex9991 I think that glenn hates everyone in the studio hahaha

    • @Manoloutti
      @Manoloutti 9 років тому +15

      +999alex9991 you didn't get it. glenn actually agree with this statment that's why he hates bass players in general: most of the one he sees in his studio mess up and put the whole song down. why would he hate bass players if their role wasn't important ? (im a bass player btw)

  • @88fanforlife
    @88fanforlife 4 роки тому +1470

    “You guys are gonna turn me up in the mix right?” -Jason Newstead circa 1988

    • @vio-lence7267
      @vio-lence7267 4 роки тому +2

      @Maccarooni true

    • @BobbyBluntandthafunk
      @BobbyBluntandthafunk 3 роки тому +1

      savage!

    • @stevec6427
      @stevec6427 3 роки тому +11

      Newstead was a solid bassist but taking the place of Cliff Burton was never going to go well for anyone. Metallica would have been nothing without Cliff, he built their sound and taught them to write.

  • @TiredMango1
    @TiredMango1 7 років тому +1459

    Best quote here: "Just make it sound fat! Thick. Crunchy! Sludgy. Clunky! Big! Huge! ENORMOUS!"

    • @perryborn2777
      @perryborn2777 5 років тому +36

      I like my bass to sound *THICC*

    • @Ludwig07
      @Ludwig07 4 роки тому +14

      Make it sound B A S S

    • @virikan3518
      @virikan3518 4 роки тому +1

      make it sound E 🅱️ I C O

    • @jery3385
      @jery3385 4 роки тому +4

      Any bassist should learn how to use eq and the knobs on their bass to get a powerful sound.

    • @funkyfinn1
      @funkyfinn1 3 роки тому

      Just make it [...] fat!

  • @itnuclear3047
    @itnuclear3047 5 років тому +2579

    “You guys really need to stop making fun of me okay?” -John Deacon, 1979

  • @wowno5763
    @wowno5763 5 років тому +3239

    when they say "louder", theyre right though. bass gets drowned out in metal way too much these days.

    • @Nayball588
      @Nayball588 4 роки тому +131

      these days? it always has

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 4 роки тому +193

      @@Nayball588 Not with bands like Black Sabbath and Metallica(First 3 albums). The bass was as loud as the guitar

    • @RoachDoggJr2112
      @RoachDoggJr2112 4 роки тому +92

      Mastodon
      Tool
      Sleep
      High on Fire
      Uncle Acid
      Pretty Much every Stoner/Doom band.
      Just because you haven't looked for it doesn't mean it isn't there.

    • @metalregime9581
      @metalregime9581 4 роки тому +26

      Any modern thrash metal band.

    • @rob0nemusic369
      @rob0nemusic369 4 роки тому +24

      @@Nayball588 Check out Iron Maiden

  • @metalhead9577
    @metalhead9577 6 років тому +790

    In all forms of music, bass is an extremely important instrument. Please help raise awareness and donate five dollars right now to save these poor bassists from the cruel, unforgiving, oppressed world they live in.

    • @cosimobaldi03
      @cosimobaldi03 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks

    • @huntrosity3970
      @huntrosity3970 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you sir

    • @kedarrana2747
      @kedarrana2747 4 роки тому +7

      Well it's opposite now.
      No need to upvote bass.
      Metal music is hardly a thing now, the only place where guitar still dominates.
      Otherwise there is no sign of guitar, people think the only guitar there is acoustic.
      Bass I is everywhere and every person wants it.
      Also guitar UA-camrs are no more popular, Davy 504 has like 7 mil. Subs.
      What want to say is that stop saying that bass is oppressed, it's out there right next to every other instrument.

    • @k.a.m_dh9959
      @k.a.m_dh9959 4 роки тому +3

      @@kedarrana2747 yeah and with djent guitar has basically become bass

    • @jayphilpot2909
      @jayphilpot2909 4 роки тому +2

      I ain't paying 5 for me

  • @briansmith4571
    @briansmith4571 8 років тому +2227

    I started bass because everyone where I live plays guitar

    • @XuliusCaesar
      @XuliusCaesar 7 років тому +92

      I started bass because I heard cliff burton playing anesthesia (pulling teeth) and fell in love with the mean snarling tone he had. from then on it was all about shaking the floor with low tones

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 7 років тому +8

      Brian Smith Here you go, some hipster cred. Spend it any coffee shop expect Starbucks and Undergrounds.

    • @briansmith4571
      @briansmith4571 7 років тому +62

      Shmergul Flargamish I'm not a hipster I just want to be in a band, I'm a guitarist I just got sick of looking for a band that needed a guitarist

    • @shmergulflargamish7686
      @shmergulflargamish7686 7 років тому +9

      Brian Smith​ I'm just messing with you, I meant nothing by it.

    • @briansmith4571
      @briansmith4571 7 років тому +5

      Shmergul Flargamish fair enough, honestly I really don't like bass much

  • @reptilesgamers00
    @reptilesgamers00 7 років тому +3265

    Bass players are usually way more calm. Guitar players are like this

    • @farhanjazli2780
      @farhanjazli2780 5 років тому +332

      Failed guitar players who decided to play bass cause it's "easier"

    • @john-fo5xv
      @john-fo5xv 5 років тому +117

      reptilesgamers00 bass are calm, bassist are humble, while guitar want their stuff loud. (i play guitar by the way)

    • @jasonsmith-hp6fj
      @jasonsmith-hp6fj 5 років тому +137

      @@farhanjazli2780 bass is as easy or as hard as you wish to make it.yeah sure you just play the root notes but is still plenty of room to add stuff.as long as it fits in the part being played and doesnt sound over played.

    • @philipsejerandersen9346
      @philipsejerandersen9346 5 років тому +1

      true

    • @wintershock
      @wintershock 5 років тому +8

      reptilesgamers00 stop with your stereotypes.

  • @tonisaltsaar2104
    @tonisaltsaar2104 7 років тому +1907

    "These strings are at least 8 months old."
    "Why is there no vibrance in my sound?"
    I love that part

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 роки тому +64

      My strings are super rusted and one of the pickups are broken, but y'know it makes it thicc, basy sludgy, warm, dark, gritty

    • @k.a.m_dh9959
      @k.a.m_dh9959 4 роки тому +16

      @@cursedcliff7562 rusted?? That doesn't sound very appealing...

    • @jery3385
      @jery3385 4 роки тому +14

      @@cursedcliff7562 do you by any chance have had your tetanus shot in the last 2 years or so?

    • @ML-uv4gg
      @ML-uv4gg 4 роки тому +2

      Gets me everytime

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 роки тому +6

      @@jery3385 what's a tettanus shot?

  • @gabyartes01
    @gabyartes01 9 років тому +384

    bassists never get kicked in real world because is hard as shit to find a new one lol

    • @anthonyspencerii2013
      @anthonyspencerii2013 9 років тому +18

      Too true

    • @newmangan
      @newmangan 9 років тому +8

      so true man, I was going to find a bass player since I wanna put a band together, but now I just have to go with what the white stripes did: octave pedal, so much easier to find.

    • @Xcorgi
      @Xcorgi 9 років тому +35

      Yep, guitar players are a dime a dozen but bass players, especially decent ones are a rare find. It's even harder still to find one that doesn't want to play slap bass for EVERY style of music.

    • @thesnarkygamer
      @thesnarkygamer 9 років тому +6

      Xcorgi Oh my god the realness is too much

    • @ernestochang1744
      @ernestochang1744 9 років тому +2

      Xcorgi Im a bass player and i don't like slapping the bass since i believe that the frets suffer way too much and... is kind of hard for me to do, i prefer to triple finger pick and im what you call an intermediate bass player, i can play along to the rhythim of the drums, but not much use in metal

  • @KelpYT
    @KelpYT 8 років тому +469

    "My strings never break, I mean these are at least 8 months old.... Why is there no vibrance in my tone?" lmao too perfect

    • @zucclinda9702
      @zucclinda9702 5 років тому +2

      my strings are 12 months old simply because i cant be bothered changing them.
      Tone's good enough to practice with.

    • @lartensgrill6106
      @lartensgrill6106 5 років тому

      My strings are like a few years old haha

  • @NcedoWabantu
    @NcedoWabantu 8 років тому +2038

    I'm an offensive and I find this bassist

  • @elifer9180
    @elifer9180 4 роки тому +54

    The bass is *never* loud *enough*

    • @ryos.5974
      @ryos.5974 3 роки тому

      Iron Maiden profile picture checks out

  • @SimonB.
    @SimonB. 9 років тому +241

    our bass player doesnt even talk

  • @austinhernandez2716
    @austinhernandez2716 8 років тому +145

    The bass is the most important part because it defines the chord.

    • @marioruvalcaba9487
      @marioruvalcaba9487 7 років тому

      Austin Hernández true

    • @rockthemoose66
      @rockthemoose66 5 років тому +11

      Whether you find the bass, the guitar, the drums etc the most important, you still kinda need all of the parts. They're all the most important. How do you accentuate a chord if theres no chord? It's just kinda contradictory. I agree with your point but the wording is wack haha
      If hot sauce is the best part of the burrito meal, then just drink straight hot sauce from now on.
      I think what you mean to say is, it's your favorite part of the whole mix...? Important and very necessary just like all the parts but unique in it's own way. Ain't nothing wrong with that. :D

    • @rockthemoose66
      @rockthemoose66 5 років тому +1

      I apologize for replying to a 2 year old comment. Just noticed that ha

    • @pzjay241
      @pzjay241 5 років тому +1

      RockTheMoose well bro to contradict u a little. Just playing a note created a chorded that it’s in. So in a way you don’t need the chord besides just filler. A lot of bands now prove this.

    • @flawlesspiner1674
      @flawlesspiner1674 8 днів тому

      wait til this person finds out about inversions

  • @ChiliDUDE27
    @ChiliDUDE27 9 років тому +57

    People who don't think bass matters are people who don't understand how music works.

  • @RikthDcruze
    @RikthDcruze 8 років тому +468

    ive never seen Bass players talk so much crap... infact I've seen guitarists do this...

    • @alexorwhateva9531
      @alexorwhateva9531 5 років тому +12

      I'm a guitarist and I just do what people tell me to do😂

    • @frejar1250
      @frejar1250 5 років тому

      True xD

  • @TheBlackQueen
    @TheBlackQueen 7 років тому +82

    When you're the bass player and you avoid getting in any conflict with the other members.
    "I'll play whatever you want me to play, or I won't play at all if you don't want me to play. What ever it is you want me to do, I'll do it."
    -George Harrison
    ^^That but for bassists^^

    • @calvin8935
      @calvin8935 3 роки тому

      This literally sums up John Deacon's career tbh

    • @CONSOLETRUTH2
      @CONSOLETRUTH2 3 роки тому

      I though Paul played bass, not George

    • @TheBlackQueen
      @TheBlackQueen 3 роки тому

      @@CONSOLETRUTH2 Read the last sentence

  • @burbs1101
    @burbs1101 7 років тому +50

    "I've been working on my slap technique"
    Proceeds to lightly pat the strings

  • @davyf.3641
    @davyf.3641 8 років тому +172

    "Muse? Red Hot Chili Peppers?" my two favorite bands.

  • @kyloren8081
    @kyloren8081 7 років тому +67

    "Do you listen to MUSE at all?"
    This hits too close to home.

  • @y2vz_712
    @y2vz_712 4 роки тому +163

    Sorry, I think your bass is broken.
    *I CAN HEAR IT*

  • @metalmetal3532
    @metalmetal3532 7 років тому +58

    Its true the bass is underrated

  • @Onus6688
    @Onus6688 8 років тому +91

    Omfg I'm dying. This was like every bassist I ever played with

  • @MarctheManSeligman
    @MarctheManSeligman 9 років тому +94

    Funny thing is usually the bass player is the only one that knows what's going on

    • @williamfreer152
      @williamfreer152 9 років тому

      Yeah right?

    • @cj8122
      @cj8122 9 років тому +1

      William Freer No, Marc is right. Bass players are normally the ones who have their shit together the most.

    • @Serelor
      @Serelor 9 років тому +8

      Christopher Ruth I'd say it's 50/50. Some have no fucking clue, while some have it down better than the rest of the band. There's no real gray area. I've seen both extremities and can confirm that both happen.

    • @MaggaraMarine
      @MaggaraMarine 9 років тому +10

      *****
      Yeah, I agree. Many times the bassist is the weak link of the band. But also many times the bassist is the only "real musician" in the band.

    • @williamfreer152
      @williamfreer152 9 років тому +1

      That's what I meant I was saying yeah right to Marc.

  • @sirgreifalotsirgreifalot
    @sirgreifalotsirgreifalot 3 роки тому +22

    “These strings are at least 8 months old” homie I haven’t ever changed my strings on my bass

    • @ElessarEstel
      @ElessarEstel 3 роки тому +1

      I mean when a pack of bass strings is near $40 why the hell would you change them haha

    • @WilDBeestMF
      @WilDBeestMF 3 роки тому +1

      Mr. Jameson. Is that you?

    • @WilDBeestMF
      @WilDBeestMF 3 роки тому

      @@ElessarEstel Lmao $40?! Where?! I'm paying near 80 for a 5 string pack of Elixirs here in Australia 😂

    • @ElessarEstel
      @ElessarEstel 3 роки тому +2

      @@WilDBeestMF hell, even elixirs are "only" like 45-50 here.

  • @elliethekidd9417
    @elliethekidd9417 8 років тому +47

    "Do you listen to Muse?" *awkwardly raises hand*

  • @egscryo297
    @egscryo297 2 роки тому +4

    I got into playing Bass because of Mike Dirnt. I just love his style and how he can easily harmonise with the guitar and add good sounding fillers

  • @nicolasgralewicz4727
    @nicolasgralewicz4727 7 років тому +99

    as a bass player, this is hilarious.

  • @johnmoore9588
    @johnmoore9588 7 років тому +177

    "You want me to play those triplets *with* you?" Lmao the pain.

    • @zucclinda9702
      @zucclinda9702 5 років тому +2

      t...t...tRIPLETS!?!?!?

    • @jasonsmith-hp6fj
      @jasonsmith-hp6fj 5 років тому +4

      @@zucclinda9702 fuck that sixteenths are the shit

    • @madjau
      @madjau 5 років тому +2

      "TRIPLETS ? How i do that with my finger ?"

    • @ditmarvanbelle1061
      @ditmarvanbelle1061 5 років тому +1

      With three fingers, obviously :-p

    • @dgtommy5420
      @dgtommy5420 4 роки тому +3

      Me:
      Trooper by Iron Maiden: OK, two fingers it is
      Children of the Damned: Shit, well, gotta learn three fingers
      After a day:
      Trooper: Sounds better with three fingers
      Children of the Damned: Got it
      Cover band leader: I'm searching for a song for you to use the pinky as well
      shit.

  • @jackd.ripper7613
    @jackd.ripper7613 9 років тому +38

    One of the best rhythm sections I've heard was a band in Bogota, Colombia. The bass player really impressed me. He sat there next to the drummer (who was also very good) and played nice rhythmic lines, nice melodic lines. But what impressed me even more is that, while the rest of the band were engaged with the audience, this guy just sat between numbers and *didn't* make a fool of himself trying be star.

    • @Mike_LaFontaine75
      @Mike_LaFontaine75 9 років тому

      This is my goal, but the band won't let me sit next to the drummer, they say it's not "rock and roll"

    • @jackd.ripper7613
      @jackd.ripper7613 9 років тому +12

      Your band mates are idiots. You and the drums are the TIMEKEEPERS. There is no more important job in the band. If the bass player isn't near or can't see the drummer, it usually sounds like mush. Look at famous bands. The bass player is always looking at the drummer.

    • @Mike_LaFontaine75
      @Mike_LaFontaine75 9 років тому +1

      Jack D. Ripper Well, the mostly famous bands I've seen don't need to look at the drummer except at the beginning and ending of the songs. But, it was a joke. We rarely have room on stage for me to sit next to the drummer.

    • @jackd.ripper7613
      @jackd.ripper7613 9 років тому +1

      lowandlazy57 Check out Carmine Rojas in Joe Bonamassa's band.
      Here's the picture of a bass player doing his job. [img]i.imgur.com/WpSjWir.jpg[/img]

    • @srs7593
      @srs7593 9 років тому +1

      Jack D. Ripper All I see in that picture is people eating and trying to talk over the band they didn't come to see.
      Most of us commenting here don't really listen to poppy blues-rock jammy jam bands. I don't know what you call that genre, but I abhor it. I find it all super bland. I like ZZ Top because they mixed things up and actually had their own sound. But I personally Joe Bonamassa is as bland as they come.
      If you're just jamming, I say stand or sit next to the hi hat. But if you play actual songs and your audience is standing up, rock out with your cock out.
      I also just hate jam bands because it's almost like you pay them to show up and practice. They don't have a show put together.

  • @cannedratmeat
    @cannedratmeat 4 роки тому +3

    As someone who plays both guitar and bass, I can tell you for a fact that bass and guitar is that guitar, is definitely harder to start than bass, however I would say the more you play they’re more or less as hard as each other. Also completely different instruments.

  • @darkdudironaji
    @darkdudironaji 9 років тому +229

    Bass isn't easier than guitar. It's harder, because you have you develop stronger fingers and a better reach than guitar. Bass just has easier parts most of the time.

    • @SneakySeriyuu
      @SneakySeriyuu 9 років тому +111

      +darkdudironaji Can we all agree that every instrument is really fucking hard to get good at and move on.

    • @darkdudironaji
      @darkdudironaji 9 років тому +27

      Chris Brock ANYTHING is really fucking hard to get good at.

    • @nicolashauss4075
      @nicolashauss4075 9 років тому +15

      +darkdudironaji Playing basic bass with a pick is easy for any guitarist, but playing with your fingers/slap like a pro... Hell it's hard

    • @darkdudironaji
      @darkdudironaji 9 років тому +9

      Cranked Up Like I said, "Bass just has easier parts." But if you tried to play guitar parts with a bass, it would be harder, because you have to stretch more and use more force to press the strings down.

    • @localtortoise
      @localtortoise 9 років тому +8

      +darkdudironaji This seems like a quote that should have been in the video

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 3 роки тому +1

    The one time my old band tried tracking one of our songs separately instead of live I show up to record my bass part and the drummer and rhythm guitarist told me they changed the drum pattern for the verses. I had been practicing and refining my part to the live recording for a week and then they changed it so much that I had to write a new part on the spot. I wish they had told me ahead of time lol.

  • @SmokeyEdits
    @SmokeyEdits 9 років тому +8

    As a bass player, I confirm 100% of these.

  • @abigail5484
    @abigail5484 8 років тому +4

    "Muse? Red Hot Chili Peppers? Primus?"
    guilty.

  • @birdonson
    @birdonson 8 років тому +8

    "This is the same bass that Geddy Lee uses." You better not mess with that sort of bassist

  • @wesleyklomp8705
    @wesleyklomp8705 7 років тому +4

    *Cliff Burton be like:* WHAT?! WHAT THE F*CK YOU WANT?!

  • @callummccracken7565
    @callummccracken7565 6 років тому +2

    "you want me to play the triplets WITH YOU... I can try" dead

  • @mistakenfaun2914
    @mistakenfaun2914 5 років тому +8

    You forgot "slapp"

  • @KidnapstedGC
    @KidnapstedGC 9 років тому +7

    "What you changed the song last night? You have to start telling me things!" You have no idea. No idea.

  • @aidencarlin6687
    @aidencarlin6687 8 років тому +50

    I'm heavily influenced by flea

  • @ronaldocondesifuentes6158
    @ronaldocondesifuentes6158 9 років тому +13

    Next: Things that fans say before a concert.

  • @recalled4525
    @recalled4525 4 роки тому +3

    0:41 you forgot the best:TOOL

  • @a-hopeless-embrace4702
    @a-hopeless-embrace4702 7 років тому +15

    when i heard MUSE i was like
    "HE IS THE ONE"

  • @twobittacos3392
    @twobittacos3392 8 років тому +79

    What bass is he using in the video?

    • @twobittacos3392
      @twobittacos3392 8 років тому +7

      ***** Holy crap! I thought just some random person would respond! Thats really cool! Thanks i enjoy enjoy watching your videos. Since i have the opportunity now can you make a video on whether or not you need to know basic music theory and rythm stuff like that. Ive been learning bass and guitar. Primarily bass since i play for my local jazz band. so i kinda know basic rythym and major scales and basic music theory. but since i play bass im always getting jelly over how much more praise the guitar players get. I put alot of effort into my playing and my music and the main attention is always on other players. i always hear others play so well and sometimes it makes me feel like crap that their better even though i practice a lot and almost always have my parts down. I'm always getting mad at my self for not have getting into music when i was younger, and for wasting much of my childhood on videogames. idk i guess im just thinking about it too much. I wanna be a musician when i grow up and since i didnt start when i was younger now im playing catch-up with all my peers. I know this was alot to read so if you read all of it, thank you. also keep up the great work with the videos

    • @KreaperSlayer
      @KreaperSlayer 8 років тому +49

      +TwoBitTacos it's Geddy lee's bass. He even said.

    • @sky16280
      @sky16280 8 років тому

      +TwoBitTacos he uses SuperSonic Bass, SuperSonic Bass, SuperSonic Bass

    • @alexm2623
      @alexm2623 8 років тому +5

      +Kreaper Definitely NOT Geddy's bass lol. Geddy plays a '72 Jazz Bass. (Yes I know he was joking)

    • @KreaperSlayer
      @KreaperSlayer 8 років тому +1

      His rickenbacker was better. I just wish he pulled out the Wal and the Steinberger for R40

  • @musicman_hd607
    @musicman_hd607 5 років тому +1

    literally one of the best bassists I've ever met said he started playing bass because nobody else wanted to so he said "fine ill do it"

    • @datboi1209
      @datboi1209 5 років тому +1

      Musicman_HD Which is why I also started learning recently. Once I started though I really enjoyed it and started noticing great bass lines more in music

  • @sharkbate316
    @sharkbate316 8 років тому +6

    "I can record my own parts, go away!" If I had a dollar for everything my bassist said that 😂

  • @bolttracks
    @bolttracks 9 років тому +5

    These strings are at least 8 months old...
    ... Why is there no vibrance in my tone?! :D

  • @rileyjones3703
    @rileyjones3703 Рік тому +1

    "No I don't use a pick. Fingers only, breh."
    2 Seconds Later
    "I might need a pick for this part"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @arcanehornet
    @arcanehornet 3 роки тому +2

    “I’m heavily influenced by Flea”
    Proceeds to play the simplest thing I’ve ever heard.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure I already said that, though I'd probably surprise if I was the only one before you.

    • @arcanehornet
      @arcanehornet 3 роки тому

      @@kaelanmcalpine2011 it’s almost guaranteed that you said it, but I cannot find the comment anymore so I simply wanted to carry on the legacy 😂

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 роки тому

      @@arcanehornet Oh I see. I'm kinda surprised considering it's stats I guess. Nice pfp btw, love that game. It's what got me into the series in fact.

  • @TheMemo659
    @TheMemo659 3 роки тому +1

    "I don't use a pick" "Can you turn me up?" "I AM the bus driver"
    Quotes from this vid I have said in studio as a bass player. Was hoping for more tbh.

  • @divinefever
    @divinefever 8 років тому +23

    It's actually pretty sad how well this describes me

  • @anythingRL
    @anythingRL 5 років тому

    you just offended my whole schedule of after school lobbies and I like to play bass because of the nice low tone

  • @emmet7382
    @emmet7382 7 років тому +65

    IM CRYING THIS IS DISGUSTINGLY ACCURATE

  • @tocopoop8993
    @tocopoop8993 6 років тому +1

    I dont play the base, and barely can hear it in musics, but when u take the base out from the music, it just feels weird, like their is something wrong, even without making much noise

  • @ps-ym9gw
    @ps-ym9gw 9 років тому +7

    I was honestly a bassist trapped in a guitarist's body. when I started playing the guitar 🎸, I used a lot of bass equipment to get that low growl. I played through 15s ..lol.. then I realized that 'fuck I don't even like guitar 🎸, and it has 2 more strings that I don't use'

    • @basslightyeah
      @basslightyeah 9 років тому +9

      Basically the Guitar is the cool guy, chewing bubblegum all the time and driving a motorbike. Bass is the Gentleman with British accent and suit.

    • @gabrielhole-jones2547
      @gabrielhole-jones2547 9 років тому

      +Bass Lightyeah What are British bassists, like me then?

    • @basslightyeah
      @basslightyeah 9 років тому

      Gabriel Hole-Jones Bassists with even more british accent and tea cup in his free hand, because he only needs one hand for playing

    • @gabrielhole-jones2547
      @gabrielhole-jones2547 9 років тому +2

      Bass Lightyeah Jolly good show sir, I'll play slap djent AND have a cup of tea. Absolutely spiffing!

    • @live_breathe_musix4485
      @live_breathe_musix4485 8 років тому

      That sounds alot like what I did, I kept tuning lower and lower and realized I could just play bass so I did. :)

  • @bruhdudeson6017
    @bruhdudeson6017 7 років тому +12

    I'm not gonna lie, I've said like 12 of these

  • @moelesterofficial5920
    @moelesterofficial5920 4 роки тому

    When I started playing bass in a band I kept asking to turn the bass up bc it felt quiet but when I listened back I couldn’t hear the guitar 😂

  • @Dauscingcing
    @Dauscingcing 7 років тому +53

    Bass is not the easiest tool in the world

    • @neurotickej
      @neurotickej 7 років тому +29

      ofc triangle is, bass is second easiest.

    • @XuliusCaesar
      @XuliusCaesar 7 років тому +2

      ok, lets hear what you got, hotshot

    • @neurotickej
      @neurotickej 7 років тому +2

      how s that relevant, what a freaking butthurt ^_^

    • @XuliusCaesar
      @XuliusCaesar 7 років тому +13

      Matěj Pašek not butthurt, just if you are going to say an instrument is easy, you had best make sure you have mastered it, otherwise you are just blowing hot air.

    • @leggie1126
      @leggie1126 7 років тому +4

      Tru I play bass and even if your experienced it hurts standing for so long with a heavy instrument around your neck.

  • @sebastiancardb
    @sebastiancardb 7 років тому +12

    almost 3 years ago Jared uploaded this and still unfunny guys are trying to copy him

  • @Grant2A
    @Grant2A 8 років тому +36

    1:04 Hugh Mungus

    • @odrigoray6182
      @odrigoray6182 8 років тому +3

      Legend.

    • @Grant2A
      @Grant2A 8 років тому +1

      Odrigoray Who? :)

    • @benwagner4741
      @benwagner4741 8 років тому +9

      Is that sexual harassment.

    • @effiemars_
      @effiemars_ 6 років тому

      I was actually expecting the same joke

  • @Kris.Demontiming
    @Kris.Demontiming 3 роки тому

    This is a lesson to show to be nice to your band mates even bassist

  • @levigoward8953
    @levigoward8953 3 роки тому

    "Cliff burton walks in with a smoke and beer in hand"

  • @adambell5781
    @adambell5781 7 років тому

    My bass player only started playing bass because he wanted to be in the band, and we needed a bass player, and I swear he says all of this stuff.

  • @prod.808sorcerer
    @prod.808sorcerer 6 років тому

    Always thank the bus driver

  • @ScisaacFisaac
    @ScisaacFisaac 7 років тому +4

    I chose the bass over the guitar for all the girls!

    • @turq1824
      @turq1824 5 років тому

      The bass player does pull the hoes

  • @gelatinous6915
    @gelatinous6915 Рік тому

    You may play acoustic, you may play electric, you may use Strat or Les Paul, but we all are united in our annoyance at bass players.

  • @oliverpaczkowski9648
    @oliverpaczkowski9648 3 роки тому

    this video is a usefull guide on what not do say and do as a bassist. thanks man!

  • @malcolm824
    @malcolm824 5 років тому +1

    They’re bass players, they don’t talk

  • @embodingsnow6727
    @embodingsnow6727 7 років тому +2

    1:15 was he playing eruption on the bass? lol

  • @KristianVirtanen
    @KristianVirtanen 7 років тому

    As loud as guitar? Now hold on, it should be louder :D

  • @th3gaminggoat979
    @th3gaminggoat979 5 років тому +1

    As a bass player I can safely say I've never said any of that

    • @th3gaminggoat979
      @th3gaminggoat979 2 роки тому

      3 years later. I have said some of them in the studio

  • @rochoczkowski2960
    @rochoczkowski2960 4 роки тому +1

    LOUDER! ... LOUDER! ... LOUDER!!!!!

  • @Gitfiddle
    @Gitfiddle 8 років тому +6

    Hey can you count me in?Hey I haven't changed my strings in 5 years. Is that ok?I usually only use the first 2 strings. What key is that in?I actually started as a guitar player but they needed a bass player sooooooooo. Hey I can't really hear myself in the mix. Can you turn me up? Again?Yeah Flea and Geddy man. Flea and Geddy. So I don't slap because I think it's just over done ok!Hey can you put some over drive on that? And some compression? And maybe some chorus? A pick????? Ppphhhffffttt. I don't use a pick! Are you fucking crazy?

  • @KnapfordMaster98
    @KnapfordMaster98 3 роки тому

    I only just realized his A string is tuned normal, but his low string is a C#. I wonder if that was part of the joke.

  • @HoldmeZarya
    @HoldmeZarya 9 років тому +4

    I get offended by picks and love Flea....shit.

  • @adamridds978
    @adamridds978 7 років тому +1

    I don't play bass because it's 'easier' than guitar, I picked it because I started on ukulele, and I want the perfect fingers (I assumed that since piano lengthens them and makes them a bit more elegant then bass would add that strength to them)

  • @billymayo3640
    @billymayo3640 6 років тому +1

    I’ve said half these things at least once

  • @maegenidyfodolmusic6010
    @maegenidyfodolmusic6010 4 роки тому

    I was waiting for the "I've ALWAYS played it that way" HAHHAH!

  • @alexfithero
    @alexfithero 8 років тому +61

    I don't like the bass it looks like my old trailer house

  • @xSmythosx
    @xSmythosx 4 роки тому +2

    i’ve been attacked

  • @okbill18yearsagoedited25
    @okbill18yearsagoedited25 3 роки тому

    THE TONE!! I do that a lot sub consciously

  • @Dhakadice
    @Dhakadice 7 років тому

    My bass player is the antithesis to the stereotypical bass player: He learns songs almost instantly, he actually nails them and interlocks with the kick drum, his rig dwarfs the guitar player's (in terms of both volume and sheer size), he's the only one who never did drugs and for years, he was the only one who managed to get a driver's license.
    ...but he IS good at Smash Bros.

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp 4 роки тому

    Bass player for a band i knew Hurley's Apparatus broke 3 strings in a row during a show, they lost 20 minutes of their set

  • @Ninja-uw4di
    @Ninja-uw4di 5 років тому

    Why did I relate so much to the, “I’m sorry” bits

  • @huggiedistance
    @huggiedistance 3 роки тому

    I play bass, and I like Black metal. My ears have now mastered the art of finding the bass.

  • @Johnny_Vanduke
    @Johnny_Vanduke 7 років тому

    I can agree with bass being easier than guitar the guitar was the first instrument I tried to learn failed majorly then I went and the bass it was just so much more natural for some reason

  • @carryhandleenjoyer7411
    @carryhandleenjoyer7411 5 років тому +1

    Jesus christ, this is too relatable

  • @zakkfromskellten
    @zakkfromskellten 5 років тому

    ‘What’s the root note again’ me when I try recording bass

  • @yeldarb2022
    @yeldarb2022 5 років тому

    He probably learned this just for the video (or maybe one of the other bass videos), and he’s so much better than me.

  • @busbaliukas6586
    @busbaliukas6586 7 років тому +1

    "How do I play a simplified version of that?"
    "Wait wait wait what did he play? Can you play that again? I'm lost."
    "I am the bus driver."
    "Ah! Uh! Dang it!"
    "I was just kidding, don't kick me out."
    me in a nutshell

  • @mottchspiceelm8598
    @mottchspiceelm8598 4 роки тому +1

    Is funny because is true lmao.
    in my opinion, this video is 101% correct.

  • @FujiBou
    @FujiBou 4 роки тому

    Just saw this in 2020, can confirm smash 64 is the my favorite bass

  • @SaltyJoe189
    @SaltyJoe189 6 років тому

    If I had a nickle for every time a bass player talked about Smash Bros I could actually afford studio time.

  • @sebastianromero3683
    @sebastianromero3683 3 роки тому

    2:53 literally my bassist friend each time he comes to my house to practice with the band

  • @federicotumini6503
    @federicotumini6503 7 років тому +1

    "you listen to Muse at all ?" xD
    love this guy

  • @jdpalm1981
    @jdpalm1981 7 років тому

    Bass: The red-headed step-child of the band.

  • @roberteats
    @roberteats 7 років тому

    That smash thing is SOOOOOOOO true

  • @MetallicaKing48
    @MetallicaKing48 4 роки тому

    Ryan Martini is face-palming to this about now.