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  • @Forwantofaname
    @Forwantofaname День тому +94

    Thanks for adding "minors" to the "danger, danger" sound effect. It helped me know what I was about to get into. I like to listen to this videos while I'm doing my chores, so I don't always see the full warning on screen.

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned День тому +3

      Yeah, while I'm not someone who needs much in the way of warnings I do feel a little explanation like that helps a bit if one is listening but not looking.

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o День тому +52

    I completely agree with the whole "Father daughter" character relationship thing. I had a bard (who was just Eddie Riggs, I'll admit) who was raising a lycanthrope girl and treating her like his little sister/daughter. I loved the idea and I really wanted to do that...until the last story

  • @agustinval1508
    @agustinval1508 День тому +40

    Not crispy crossing his arms to pretend being in a straightjacket during the opening skit, im dying, he's too cute

  • @spaceyfireneko
    @spaceyfireneko День тому +35

    I don't think my jaw has dropped so far in ones of these videos in a long time than it did at the end of the last story. I think it was a mix of the secretiveness of how it happened and that the dm just...rolled with it like it was nothing? Wild.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +4

      Yep. I was going in hoping she'd be called out on her criminal romance desire rather than her boyfriend allow her to SA.

    • @Triforcebro
      @Triforcebro 19 годин тому

      I need a part two to her pregnancy story

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 9 годин тому

      @@Triforcebro That'll be difficult since OP rightfully left that game.

  • @TortoiseNotTurtle
    @TortoiseNotTurtle День тому +66

    One thing I especially hate about AI is how hard it makes researching lesser known cultures. I did a design project a while back based on ancient African kingdoms and hooo boy there was so much A.I.
    It wasn't that it was fooling me, it was just that so many results were A.I it pushed the actual documents and references I was looking for down in search engine.

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 День тому +33

    As someone who literally just watched Transformers One a few days ago, hearing the random *“minors”* in the warning scene got a bit of a chuckle out of me.
    “Rrgh, Minors! Rnngh! RRRRRNNNGH!!”

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +1

      I knew Crispy was interested in the "rgh, minors, rgh" meme before and I too recently watched Transformers One to understand that context.

  • @annabarich4712
    @annabarich4712 День тому +46

    The intro skit has me thinking that at least some of the cullings caused by lack of session zero might be for the greater good, when judiciously applied.

  • @andrewlyon4495
    @andrewlyon4495 День тому +29

    For some reason, the chad story made me imagine a timeloop movie where a stalker traps their target in a timeloop until they learn to love them.

    • @TheScarletMenagerie
      @TheScarletMenagerie День тому +8

      That sounds like it would actually be a really cool horror movie

    • @xaayer
      @xaayer День тому +4

      @@TheScarletMenagerie Stockhom II: Syndrome Boogaloo

    • @IdiotinGlans
      @IdiotinGlans День тому

      I am sure such movie exists but I forgot its name

    • @LordSvzklx
      @LordSvzklx 19 годин тому +6

      So like 50 First Dates but, like, intentionally creepy?

  • @DenimDucky
    @DenimDucky 7 годин тому +3

    3:13 I legit snorted 😂😂

  • @moritzlinden7169
    @moritzlinden7169 День тому +20

    Completely independend of the age gap or if things are tonally appropriate for the game you are playing, there are things that players should simply not be allowed to do to other player's characters without those players explicit consent. Like, cutting of a limb or destroying their signature items. Drugging a character and doing ... stuff while they are unconscious certainly falls under that.

    • @mrsplays9817
      @mrsplays9817 День тому +3

      Both of those items individually fall under the category

  • @martinblackwoodscuppety
    @martinblackwoodscuppety День тому +44

    Been super sad and finding it very difficult to find any motivation to work today, but this came at just the right time :D

    • @girltwiink
      @girltwiink День тому +4

      same here, hope happiness finds its way into the rest of our day :)

    • @foxqueen6214
      @foxqueen6214 8 годин тому +1

      Same here as well lol this is helping push me forward

  • @TheMightyBattleSquid
    @TheMightyBattleSquid День тому +15

    15:19 funnily enough I'm playing a character like this right now, my table loves it. He acts like a looney toons villain but is highly specialized in like 2 things so he fails horribly so intensely and so often that the party is genuinely surprised whenever he actually succeeds instead of getting his just desserts for being an ass hahaha. "Don't walk ahead, let me take point!" says the squishiest mofo on the team. "Don't worry, I'll just break this door down" says the guy with negative strength. "You wait here and I'll stealth around them" says the guy with huge feet that are always wet because he's infused with the water element such that it makes a "squish squish squish" noise as he walks. 😂

  • @Anonymous_Individual
    @Anonymous_Individual День тому +9

    5:10 in my defense, when I jumped in BG3 it said -10hp. I did not expect a cutscene where I dropped into the under dark and INSTANTLY DIED. I was tricked!

  • @bouncycomix
    @bouncycomix 23 години тому +6

    Holy crap. The time loop resetting when the DMPC gets rejected is just...I have no words for how pathetic that is. If I were this person I would retreat into the mountains and never return. I could never show my face around another human ever.

  • @Tintelinus
    @Tintelinus День тому +19

    "Thats a sexual thing isnt it"
    Yes..... Yes it is
    Im genuinly curious what you thought it was

    • @aaronwright-we2ui
      @aaronwright-we2ui День тому

      Wait it is?! I thought it was just a weird phrase

    • @darkluxgames2347
      @darkluxgames2347 20 годин тому

      Well Crispy is Ace. As an ace myself, I had to be told what it was/look it up. If I didn't know what it meant, I would probably assume it's just another word for being teased about something to come, and his example of MCU post credit scenes in movies describes what I mean perfectly.

    • @Densoro
      @Densoro 6 годин тому

      @@aaronwright-we2ui Yeah it’s when the recipient is taken to the ‘edge’ of…delight…and kept there indefinitely, rather than getting the…’100% completion achievement.’

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 День тому +4

    3:17 Oh no, he's learning. Quick, invent new sexual phrases!

  • @moolaroo603
    @moolaroo603 День тому +159

    As an artist who’s long been tired of AI taking real people’s hard work and gallons of water to generate…. that, I eagerly await the day that AI eats itself into oblivion.

    • @musicallyjames
      @musicallyjames День тому +3

      That will never happen, it’s technology and this is the future.

    • @valariegutierrez1993
      @valariegutierrez1993 День тому +31

      When most of the art on the internet is made by a.i, a.i will be trained on those images, and progressively get worse and worse till it collapses in in itself. This is fact. Do not speak on what you do not understand. ​@@musicallyjames

    • @IdiotinGlans
      @IdiotinGlans День тому

      You and me both

    • @shanerasmussen5225
      @shanerasmussen5225 День тому +1

      ​@@valariegutierrez1993 Source? Please cite or admit your source is "made it the f-'" up".

    • @beansandboarsontherun5762
      @beansandboarsontherun5762 День тому

      @@shanerasmussen5225 This is a well known concept and if you bothered to look it up, you'd learn this. Jerk.

  • @shadiafifi54
    @shadiafifi54 День тому +11

    We need a sequel to the AtLA RPG one, just to see if the airbender player was kicked or told to shut up.

  • @Oroyaedge
    @Oroyaedge 10 годин тому +2

    23:37 Ahh, Bear-brand Beer, the official alcohol of horror stories all over!

  • @metagames.errata7777
    @metagames.errata7777 День тому +15

    As a DM, I'm still mad the internet collectively shifted from "private message" to "direct message," seemingly overnight.
    PM is sort of a better term anyway, unless you're slipping paper notes under the door. But more importantly PMs could only get confused with afternoon times and that one female biological phenomena, which I don't ever happened. However DM being both a noun and a verb in both contexts, and being able and encouraged to "DM your DM," is often very confusing. I hate it.

    • @mrsplays9817
      @mrsplays9817 День тому +2

      Plus it implies that the messages aren't actually private.
      Wait-

    • @metagames.errata7777
      @metagames.errata7777 День тому +1

      @mrsplays9817 Fair point. Maybe DM is more accurate after all.
      .
      Still mad about it, lol.

    • @andypants1062
      @andypants1062 17 годин тому +2

      Prime Ministers exist in multiple countries. PM

    • @metagames.errata7777
      @metagames.errata7777 14 годин тому

      @@andypants1062 Damn it.

    • @Densoro
      @Densoro 5 годин тому

      @@andypants1062 So the solution is to send DMs to our DMs and PMs to our PMs

  • @leonblack1919
    @leonblack1919 День тому +7

    That last one, I've heard plenty of pedo stories but the reverse? That is a new one! and the fact the DM facilitated this is wild!

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому

      Not the first I've heard, though no less shocking to hear more of people wanting to roleplay as teenagers/children in relationships with adults.

  • @amberdawn868
    @amberdawn868 День тому +7

    The first story having the main girl being named Sonya just made me think that it's a real life version of the Danganronpa characters Kazuichi and Sonia, with Kazuichi attempting and failing to romance Sonia so. Many. Times. And with even worse results than the DR characters lol

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому

      My first thought was Sonya Blade and Red Sonja.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda День тому +5

    Season one of Heroes was so fun. Alas, writers' strikes take their toll. But it's the price to occasionally pay for laborers to get their proper treatment.

  • @soistngcatstritchfavor
    @soistngcatstritchfavor День тому +9

    Panam not being gay is the biggest plot hole in the whole game

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 День тому +5

      They at least could've made her pansexual, let's be honest.

    • @soistngcatstritchfavor
      @soistngcatstritchfavor День тому

      @deathbykonami5487 Panamsexual

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +1

      That has been a difficult conversation I've read regarding whether NPCs should be romance able by any player character. Either its lazy wish fulfillment or allowing representation.

    • @soistngcatstritchfavor
      @soistngcatstritchfavor 23 години тому +2

      @@ArcCaravan I'm just memin but personally I do think it's better for NPC's to have set sexualities.
      Though as a gay lady I was sad I couldn't get down with Panam

  • @fisheggs6755
    @fisheggs6755 День тому +3

    Wowie! That last story is sickening, my word.

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate День тому +20

    As an artist myself, I always loathed the rise of AI "art". I even joined Cara, an art platform that promotes human artists, because I didn't feel safe posting anywhere else.
    Short horror story about AI "art" actually: I had a member of one of my groups commission me to draw their Street Fighter character, and before I'd even finished the picture, they posted a portrait of the character they'd generated with AI. Needless to say I felt pretty insulted, though I did still get paid.

    • @Arlesmon
      @Arlesmon День тому +2

      What if someone gives you an AI art for a character they want as a commision because they cannot find a general idea, and then they mention because they want to have an actual art about said character

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 День тому +1

      That's honestly not that bad imo, they probably just wanted there to be a general idea of what they were imagining.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +3

      I've heard AI can be good for references, though things made by it shouldn't be a product in itself.

    • @OrangeyChocolate
      @OrangeyChocolate 13 годин тому

      @@cynister7384 Respectfully, I don't think you have the right to decide whether it was "that bad" or not. They knew what they were doing.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 13 годин тому

      @@OrangeyChocolate Which is why I said "in my opinion."

  • @broadwayace
    @broadwayace 23 години тому +1

    IAN MALCOLM REFERENCE OMG hes one of my major comfort characters that made my night ty chrispy

  • @AlgernontheWizard
    @AlgernontheWizard День тому +4

    Panam allowed me to experiance being a lesbian falling for a stright girl.

  • @ArkhamVI
    @ArkhamVI День тому +3

    1:26 That dagger reminds me of the ruby-hilted dagger from The Wheel of Time

  • @ransomnotes666
    @ransomnotes666 День тому +4

    3:13 shook me

  • @natashapowell9445
    @natashapowell9445 День тому +8

    "My cabbages!"

  • @wickedgaming9632
    @wickedgaming9632 18 годин тому +1

    I freakin lost it at your GinnyDi reference 😂

  • @TheGolux
    @TheGolux День тому +2

    sometimes the idea of messing up someone else's world is scarier than trying to make your own

  • @KaineTheQuiet
    @KaineTheQuiet 15 годин тому +1

    Yes Crispy, it is a sexual thing, but...pretty sure you where on the spot with it. 😂

  • @TacoSallust
    @TacoSallust 27 хвилин тому

    DM guilt for mistakes is so real. I've accidentally destroyed campaigns by being too allowing or too controlling. That's how you learn to become a better DM. My lessons were "no second PC for one character", "no DMPC", and "don't let things get too wackadoo, keep things somewhat serious." Also learned about how not fun railroading is for storytelling purposes . . . always give the players agency or the appearance of agency.

  • @Inksmudger
    @Inksmudger День тому +12

    I could have gone my whole life without seeing AI GodzillAss thank u crispy!

  • @Nekomomoz
    @Nekomomoz 17 годин тому +1

    I have to admit I felt a bit called out by the title as I started in a similar (but also entirely different) situation in my dnd campaign… I am playing a young adult, she lived a very sheltered life and therefore behaves much more naive than she should be. During the adventure she developed a very complicated, romantic feelings for an npc who's around her dad‘s age (even older) due to plot reasons, traumas and father complex.
    The thing is, however, both the dm and other players consented to this development and we actually discussed both in character and out of character about what this feeling is and how we're gonna deal with it. And there's nothing sexual about it, either. In the end the npc and my pc had a long, educating conversation where he helped her to sort this feeling out, before explaining to her why he cannot accept her romantic love. He then told her that he loves her as a daughter regardless. It became an important character development moment for my character as the two settled with a father-daughter relationship.
    Sometimes a character can make morally ambiguous choices… but it's all about consent with dm/other players and making sure the player and the character is separated. What happened in the video seems like the girl was trying to force her kink onto everyone else… It's always good to remember that despite playing a younger character, YOU as the player is not a child 😭

  • @danielslack9114
    @danielslack9114 День тому +1

    For the first half of that ATLA one, I legit thought it was gonna be about a game I was in. Barring a few minor details (which could easily be altered for privacy sake), it sounds identical (complete with how many of each bending style) to a game I am playing in until it got to the timing people stuff.

  • @sleepyhollowo
    @sleepyhollowo 12 хвилин тому

    I also love father/daughter dynamics so much ToT I literally have two characters that follow that trope, a grizzled mafia dragon man and a spunky human girl who reminds him of his deceased daughter🙄

  • @danferrusquia2819
    @danferrusquia2819 День тому +1

    14:55 I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY EMPANADA LMFAOOOO
    Also that’s why I replace her with Halsin the moment that becomes an option

  • @Pierrewawawa
    @Pierrewawawa День тому +2

    21:43 NOOOOOHHHH HOOHHOOOO😭😭😭

  • @oldsoup7218
    @oldsoup7218 18 годин тому +1

    the shadowheart timer clip lol im dying

  • @rhylin26
    @rhylin26 День тому +1

    Thanks for reminding me about Panam again. 🤦‍♂️😅 One day I’ll make a male V. 🤷‍♂️

  • @saturnc.2270
    @saturnc.2270 День тому +10

    BABE WAKE UP WE’RE GETTIN CRISPY

  • @dr3dg352
    @dr3dg352 День тому +2

    The AtLA that guy reminds me of an extreme version of the problem player who largely caused the downfall of a three-year, 12-level campaign I once GMed. 😣

  • @bidulestruc2257
    @bidulestruc2257 7 годин тому

    as a digital artist, it's always nice to see youtubers share the anti-ai sentiment, i feel like everywhere I look is AI now and it's depressing

  • @samwhary5498
    @samwhary5498 15 годин тому

    My first ranger started out as a 15 y/o. We were effectively at a military high-school learning so we could go fight a war that was going very poorly for our country. The campaign has spanned a long time now though. And not much in the way of romance. What little there is has been pretty wholesome. It's... strange seeing something so close to my good experience yet so so so much worse. XD

  • @WhirlyBeepBoops
    @WhirlyBeepBoops День тому +4

    Whoa thanks algorithm, got here under a minute from publish time
    Lucky me

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 23 години тому +2

    What is with people doing the most degenerate shit ever in D&D? Like do they not know OTHER PEOPLE WOULD BE UNCOMFORTABLE IN THIS!?

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +1

      The consequence of a game with absolute freedom. Plus they can always pull the "it's just a game" card when someone calls out bad behavior.

  • @avvyrude7603
    @avvyrude7603 4 години тому

    When you don't want to rock the boat, or stir the pot: Stir the boat!

  • @ademers03
    @ademers03 День тому +96

    We had to "ban" AI images from our DND discord server. Because I'm an artist, and I legit LOST MY JOB because of AI. And some of my DND friends were raving about how cool AI was in the comments, sharing their "art". So I asked my DM to step in, or I was leaving. And thankfully, after bringing up how unethical AI was, they finally stopped using it (in our game at least, I don't know if they're still using it in their personal lives)

    • @musicallyjames
      @musicallyjames День тому +7

      Damn. I only use AI Art for character face portraits for my characters.
      Mostly because I can’t draw and I don’t have the money to commission and artist

    • @braedenmclean5304
      @braedenmclean5304 День тому +9

      @@musicallyjamesthis.
      It’s wild to me that you would go that far to tell others what they can or can’t do for character art. Is it equally unethical to just grab someone else art from Google or whatever?
      No everyone can commission art, not everyone can draw either.

    • @amberdawn868
      @amberdawn868 День тому

      ​@@musicallyjames You can use Picrews or avatar generators made by artists for people to play with instead of generative AI.

    • @musicallyjames
      @musicallyjames День тому +3

      @@braedenmclean5304 exactly

    • @FrugalFrugalFrugal
      @FrugalFrugalFrugal День тому +8

      ​​@@braedenmclean5304Just because you can't commission an artist, it doesn't give you justification to use AI. AI is bad because it's trained off the works of artists who didn't consent for their art to be used in such a program.
      Also, you're not obligated to have a custom piece of art for your character. Its not a NEED at all.

  • @Soulessnight4
    @Soulessnight4 День тому +2

    'thats a sexual thing isn't it.' yes.. yes it is.

  • @siobhanroberts2329
    @siobhanroberts2329 17 годин тому

    A Genesis 19:35 fantasy isn't what I expected to hear about today lol.

  • @hannahnohlgren989
    @hannahnohlgren989 17 годин тому

    Age gap.
    Goodness gracious that last one is TERRIFYING.. 😢

  • @SuperSupper2
    @SuperSupper2 12 хвилин тому

    First season of Heroes was so good. The there was a writers' strike, and boy the second season should show everyone why we gotta pay writers.

  • @Cthulhuftagniaia
    @Cthulhuftagniaia 16 годин тому

    I'm a DM who is afraid of modules (And honestly using anyone else's world), nearly every game I've run in the last 25 years has been in my own world.

  • @McGruder25
    @McGruder25 День тому

    For the first story and the setup with "You have only what's on you" idea depending on the state assuming it's in the US, that one player with CPL or a pistol locked in the glove box and however many mags they have, now the Gem has to stat a 9mm possibly hollow points... well now one player has a distinct advantage.

  • @TortoiseNotTurtle
    @TortoiseNotTurtle День тому

    16:50
    YEAHHHHHHH ARCANE REFERENCE (again lol)

  • @zacharysieg2305
    @zacharysieg2305 День тому +1

    14:15 see this is why I call them the GM, even in D&D

  • @Triforcebro
    @Triforcebro 19 годин тому +2

    We need an update on the pregnant girl. Is it a half wolf or a quarter wolf quarter man hybrid, oh the possibilities.

    • @dr0g_Oakblood
      @dr0g_Oakblood Годину тому

      I mean, I think a Human and a Shifter would make a Shifter baby?

  • @dr0g_Oakblood
    @dr0g_Oakblood 2 години тому

    1:25 - I tried googling an image of a tiefling a few days ago, 90+% of all the images on Google were AI slop…..

  • @rainydayz1632
    @rainydayz1632 22 години тому

    Aztecross jumpscare yet again!!

  • @Derginator
    @Derginator 12 годин тому

    I wonder if anyone did any introspection after the “romance” and then the barbarian never returned

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned День тому +2

    I get my character art the proper way: by pestering any artist who puts up a "open for commissions" sign up at comicons. I've had quite a few "I was NOT expecting someone to pay me to draw that" responses, but at least I didn't use AI :)
    I now need to write a story where the evening news randomly explains why a group of nerds are naked in the back rooms of a pizza shop.
    The DM in the last story is utter scum for enabling that weird stuff. Problem play is scum too of course.

  • @sanewitch8036
    @sanewitch8036 18 годин тому

    Do they understand that in the setting where food is not as abandunt as nowadays, many girls probably wouldn't have their periods started at 15. My periods started almost at 15 and wasn't regular till 16 and I even wasn't especially skinny.

  • @Inhaledcorn
    @Inhaledcorn День тому

    That last story is a WHOLE different level of fucked up, brah. DMs are supposed to stop that shit, not enable it.

  • @RandomAyzed
    @RandomAyzed 5 годин тому

    Are we going to get a Crispy clone prison? Crispy FBI?

  • @keeperofdragons456
    @keeperofdragons456 23 години тому

    I have an age gap romance in my Pathfinder game... because my elf is dating the barbarian it's not a disgusting pseudo "incense" thing

  • @Fraser2k22
    @Fraser2k22 6 годин тому

    i use the art from card games like mtg and heartstone for my dnd games. its so good and its not ai ... mostly ... wotc ....

  • @DarcOne13
    @DarcOne13 5 годин тому

    Oh, yay! It's the inverse of the creeping stepdad story...

  • @reptilexeno2638
    @reptilexeno2638 День тому +5

    I always love seeing jokes made at Ai's expense. Its insulting that so many people would rather use ai for artwork or writing over a actual human. Not that Ai itself is terrible, there are some good uses for Ai after all, but its not meant to be used over human artists and writers. Especially not when it is used for things like Godzilla butt art.

    • @Arlesmon
      @Arlesmon День тому

      At most it should be used for a foundation or as to spark ideas. And then work from it if one wants to go for that route.
      Because using it to make complete art is just disrespectful

  • @Notagain-y6o
    @Notagain-y6o День тому

    When I saw the title of the avatar story, I thought it was going to be about character art or something.

  • @Irokutarabelmont
    @Irokutarabelmont День тому

    Early to a crispy video! :D First rounds on me!

  • @matthewneagley2136
    @matthewneagley2136 Годину тому +2

    Part of the problem in the last story is that you're ascribing modern human values to a game world from another time, place, and with other races. Some of the races in D&D are considered full adults at 15 (in 5e, half orcs and dragonborn are two examples) while others aren't adults until they're 100 (5e elves), 5e shifters meanwhile are adults at 10! (So that 40 year old shifter is even older than we'd think of as a 40 year old.) By default, all characters are considered to be adults for their race (though you can make them whatever age you want) which is why we don't have to RP a scene with a bartender checking IDs every time a PC orders an ale. So without knowing the race of the ranger character, we can't really say their attempt to romance the shifter is inappropriate. Of course even if the race of the ranger was one that makes 15 an adult, that's still similar to an 18 year old girl pursuing a 50 year old man, so while not wrong it's still unusual. (Humans are adult at 18 and live to about 80. Shifters are adult at 10 and live to about 70, so they have roughly the same adult lifespan, which shifters just being the equivalent of 10 years "older" than the same human age.)
    EXCEPT of course for the whole "It was clearly unwanted" and "SA" parts. I think we can all agree that's very inappropriate.

  • @wonkatar2813
    @wonkatar2813 9 годин тому

    I have been a longtime watcher of DND horror stories through the likes of Crispy’s Tavern and Den of the Drake. I have had some experience as a player and always thought of cool ideas I could try out for my own story. So I recently decided to DM my second campaign! What happened to my first one? Well then boy do i have a story for you! It is full of all your favorite things; from attempted unwanted romance, a thieving murder hobo, and a min-maxing power player. Enjoy!

    • @wonkatar2813
      @wonkatar2813 9 годин тому

      It has been a year or so since these events so I will try to recall the events as best I can. The names are changed for privacy for our cast: I planned this game to have a total of 4-6 players since I was a newbie DM, but ended up having a total of 8 players due to a surprising number of friends being interested and being so eager to join i felt bad saying no. So after a long time of figuring out scheduling we finally had a day we could have session 1. Chris let us host at his house and we began session. I gave the infamous tavern intro with the call to adventure being the request of a noble for the investigation of a disruption in the nearby dwarven mines for a hefty reward.
      I then introduced each of the party members and asked what their characters were up to in the tavern. Here began the chaos of trying to interpret and talk with each party member, every single player began talking at once either to me or eachother, making it hard to keep track of everything. But I did my best to pay attention to each party member and their actions. They had a arm wrestling competition, partied with the other patrons, joined in a band and drank themeselves silly in game and a little out of game. This took literal hours to go through, but the party seemed to be loving my descriptions and roleplay with the npc’s but finally I felt it was time to move the story forward a little by stating “as the night goes on the bar clears and the barmaid approaches all of you.” She says “Your esteemed noble will meet with you in the morning, he has made accommodations for you all to stay the night here, he also said your drinks and meals shall be paid for as an advance on your reward.” With that the players wrapped up in some minor roleplay and began to talk more so out of game. Little did I know that when we returned that my campaign would crumble before my very eyes.

  • @tell-me-a-story-
    @tell-me-a-story- 22 години тому +1

    The problem with this stuff isn’t the age gap, it’s the fact that someone in the situation is a child.
    50x30? Totally fine.
    14x30?
    I’m calling the cops, I’m calling the cops, I’m calling the cops!!!!!!

  • @roguebanshee
    @roguebanshee День тому

    Last story should have ended at drinking bear, that would have been funny.

  • @weelzneal4768
    @weelzneal4768 День тому

    Not going to dm any time soon so plz steal this idea - prank is using minor illusion to make someone think u pulled someone's pants down, real joke is how ppl react to it, are they shocked at 1st or nonchalant "when did I put undies on??", is the one whos pants are being pulled down even aware & walk away. Choose ur own adventure ppl

  • @andyenglish4303
    @andyenglish4303 День тому

    Okay what the fuck on that last story? The player is awful & should have been ejected but the DM is just as bad for allowing that shit. if a player sends a private message about drugging & r*ping another character then you text them back "hell no" & tell them to leave.

  • @dracosteven4524
    @dracosteven4524 День тому +5

    0 views in 44 seconds you drop off. /jk

  • @Sonjaslostson
    @Sonjaslostson День тому +1

    How many Crispies are we up to now?

    • @davidtherwhanger6795
      @davidtherwhanger6795 День тому

      Your comment made me see a scenario like in Monsters vs. Aliens where Crispy is the Alien guy Xeroxing batch after batch of themselves.

  • @themanoverheaven9711
    @themanoverheaven9711 День тому

    Speaking of godzilla, whos ready to play godzilla in fortnite.

  • @aquaticcatfey
    @aquaticcatfey 23 години тому +1

    You said "Zaheer" about a moment before I could say it in reaction. Shame on the narrator for not nicknaming the player that, gender notwithstanding.

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 22 години тому

      Would be an insult to Zaheer.

  • @maxwellfillingim777
    @maxwellfillingim777 4 години тому

    Age Gap

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o День тому +3

    God help you if you try to find a character token and the result is from "craiyon".
    That is shit that would make you think you're looking at a Great Old One

    • @musicallyjames
      @musicallyjames День тому

      I hate that stuff. I think the sites auto upload the results.
      I usually inpaint a lot to fix mistakes

    • @alphons1456o
      @alphons1456o День тому

      @musicallyjames Yeah. Even the most AI poisoned tech bro would look at those from craiyon and think they're awful.

  • @Jean-Luc_Renard
    @Jean-Luc_Renard День тому

    Why is Patrick panicking?

  • @bear-tan6011
    @bear-tan6011 День тому +4

    first????? hi crispy!!!

  • @dovadragon9058
    @dovadragon9058 День тому +1

    Eggs

  • @christiankunce9491
    @christiankunce9491 День тому

    1:25 the only appropriate response to an A.I bro.

  • @marybdrake1472
    @marybdrake1472 День тому +4

    Okay, so the third story had a non problematic bard?
    What's next? A not lawful stupid paladin?

    • @ArcCaravan
      @ArcCaravan 23 години тому +1

      Not just a non-problematic bard, but a non-problematic bard that was still upfront about their flirtations. Plus the problem player not being homophobic toward the openly gay flirty bard.

    • @marybdrake1472
      @marybdrake1472 21 годину тому +1

      @@ArcCaravan I know, right?
      That's bloody wild.

  • @aleximarie8958
    @aleximarie8958 День тому +1

    Thank you for killing Dr. Crispy
    - An artist

  • @c4canal
    @c4canal День тому

    Age gap

  • @theaniman
    @theaniman День тому +1

    Mind the gap.

  • @demichirua
    @demichirua День тому

    Age😮gap

  • @Lykaos_Rex79
    @Lykaos_Rex79 День тому

    Age gap.

  • @eminemrules121
    @eminemrules121 День тому +1

    Just stop generating stuff period! Not an artistically inclined person but I do enjoy looking at art… that shit? Nah

  • @PepperoniIsSad
    @PepperoniIsSad 15 годин тому

    After hearing that whole AI thing I gotta rant a bit. Our gm also uses AI in his campaigns, like whole generated backgrounds and also character portraits. I can't really help with the backgrounds BUT I can do the portaits. For free btw. Last campaign I just asked everyone for character descriptions and did one for each. However, the gm decided to still use the AI, which didn't look like the characters AT ALL. Our bear-human had cat ears ffs. And the worse thing is- he can also draw. So we have two artists in the group, but he just keeps using AI instead, even though requesting the portraits would cost nothing. This time I only did portraits and a few stickers for my boyfriend and I, because I know I would do it for nothing and it really frustrates me to see the butched AI version of my character instead of my own that looks NOTHING like him

  • @nocturnalworker3992
    @nocturnalworker3992 День тому

    So there's numbered Crispy doctors, Crispy lore expanded! Might explain how they've achieved cloning... but hopefully not all the Dr. Crispys are like *that*

  • @adamb1117
    @adamb1117 День тому +1

    My current DM in an online game generated all of the images for our player tokens and it really irks me. I’ve been looking for artists to draw player busts since our session 0 but I also don’t want to overspend going into Christmas

    • @mrsplays9817
      @mrsplays9817 День тому

      I had a DM who did that for my character. Like, it couldn't have been hard to find a screenshot of a Nuka-Cola Vending Machine.

  • @ArcCaravan
    @ArcCaravan День тому +2

    Bad art isn't suddenly better because it wasn't AI.

    • @RaptorRocka
      @RaptorRocka 8 годин тому

      Okay? But all AI art still looks like garbage.