debut kronii: god she's perfect
current kronii: god she's perfect (for entirely different reasons than she wants)
Her whole life she has been a comedian and 12 minutes is but a fraction of it. Jokes aside, Kronii and her fun personality really is a gift to mankind
Not to mention her voice is that of a goddess... She is the female equivalent of corpse, those two have the best voices for their respective sexes.
You can say she's a *Kromedian*
GET OUT!!
....Okay, that was actually pretty good, but it's the principle of the thing, so shoo.
Kronii's subway fueled slow decent into insanity has been quite the blessing to watch.
Debut Kronii: Smug, arrogant, aloof, cool gal
Kronii now: WHY CAN YOU DRINK 300 YEAR OLD WINE BUT I CAN'T EAT A FIVE DAY OLD SANDWICH HMMM????
As the wise priestess Ina once said: “Kronii is walking comedy incarnate”
Just like what Ina said, "Kronii is comedy incarnate"
Making the connection from "eat something other than a 5 day old sandwich" to sexism was a stroke of genius
I love kronii's casual disregard for human life
@@KanuckStreamslorewise, she has plenty of reasons to care for humanity, shw was weaker the fauna until humans stqr caring about time, we also created mumei
Kronii at debut: Elegant, exudes sexiness and class.
Kronii now: Giggly dork.
Kronii being “Sana” during the *_Model Switch_* collab was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in Hololive.
I bet everyone had a blast doing that but Kronii most certainly had loads of fun being Sana that day lmao
Ever since she asked Bae "do you wanna die?" in their first council stream, I knew she was gonna be great.
My favorite thing about Kronii's Ring Fit stream was that they have a reputation for eliciting "sensitive voice", and instead, Kronii have us... Well, you heard that.
Someone, (I think it might have actually been Nabi-Mama?) tweeted during it, "sexy doko?"
I call it the Super Saiyan voice. She sounds like she was gonna reach Super Saiyan level 5, it was hilarious.
This is precisely why Kronk is 1/5 of my oshis. Vtubers have filled the void stand up comedy left when they stopped being funny with few exceptions.
If you want to see someone who does more of the dark comedy with a hint of 4chan and tism, Pipkin Pippa is up your alley. She doesn't hold back and has consistently made me laugh every stream.
Kronii has quickly become one of my top favorite Vtubers of all time. Her smartass jokes and attitude are just too good!
0:35 is one of my favorite interactions of Kronii and Calli. Calli calling her a bitch and Kronii losing it cause she knows it's true and so unhinged lmao
Kronii: "I got a star!"
Calli: *Pulls out knife.* "Not for long, b*tch."
"you know what your mom" says her with the most slay sounding woman i've ever heard
(11:13) tea is ready
Her commercial voice is so perfect it's hilarious. Wish she would do more commercial parodies.
One of my favorite Kronii moments was her collab with Vesper, Dez and another idol (I can’t remember who) and her intro was, “I’m Ouro Kronii, warden of time and if you don’t know me…. Why?”
It kills me every time 🤣
I love that everyone is excited for the moans that come with other talents' Ring Fit streams
but Kronii's Ring Fit stream will never be topped.
Kinda sad you missed her Twitter spaces rant whilst on meds that was gold.
R.I.P dloow because Kronii might kill him. Lmao
Kronii with Aru's facial expression is still perfect even to this day
Kronii has the gap moe down pat. Is cool, in control, and cynical most of the time, but when she stresses out the inner "Gwak" just escapes. She also a meme lord and possessor of much forbidden knowledge, kind of like another legendary shit poster in HoloEn...
Kronii is an example when someone is really hot and huge dork at the same time
When Jokeronii said it's laughing time and proceeded to funni all over the place I almost cummed from laughter. Truly one of the kromedians of one of the -comedian- idol groups of all time.
6:29 I'm Batman
Fun fact: In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, natural zombies are people who's sheer willpower at the moment of death just kept them going... and keep going.
kronii is joker
0:35 Kronii: "I got a star"
Calli: *Initiates aggressive American mode*
I enjoyed this so much. I want more omg LMAO
2:52 she so cute! Sasuga warden of time
5:13 its almost like she's still here
Nice compilation clips!!
5:14 ... This just makes me miss Sana...
Blessed with the best voice as well
So I'm listening to this while at work through headphones I just want to say Kronii needs context
All of America's most favorite comedians come from Canada, so it makes sense.
kronii is perfect.
11:12 Oh my god ow
Superhot is both an accurate representation of Kronii’s looks and lore, change my mind
Kronii live her everday like always but since that Therapy day Vesper will have the scar for life
What a great reminder of why I love Kronii ❤
The walkin comedy girl kronii
The vesper kronii clip must be one of my personal highlights of the year with the scuffed asmr
Kronii chwaaaaaaaaaaaaan 🥵
She's just like me fr
Look at your oshi, look back to Kronii. Sadly they're not Kronii. That intro is just perfection, truly the perfect Kromedian xD
11:04 Poor Grandpa, he'll never recover lol
I just love Kronii and her laughs, her jokes, they all hit my spot 🤣
That super hot stream was fucking hilarious seeing fully unhinged kroni in vr. Can't wait to see her in 3d content, its gonna be so good
Kronii the walking comedy
Very nice 🤣
Her life isn't a tragedy, its a kromedy
Noice *lip click*
LMAO THX!
I think that was more Kronii being in physical pain during Ring Fit Adventure rather than being a comedic genius.
Why is she so fucking adorable
2:45 That was adorable
Sana's model still looks so good
Not the Old Spice Ad! LMAO
Alt. Title: "Kronii losing her sanity for 12 minutes"
kronii is amazing
2:45 i love her so much
Jokronii truly lives in a society
I wish this had 'OP-ness' in it. That was one of the funniest Hololive moments ever
They really named a Pokémon "Le Chonk".
Not since Houshou Marine has there been a vtuber so dead-on with the comedic aspects of their character. Bless your heart, Clock Woman.
she makes *fabulous* noises
this makes me want to watch her streams
I can sort of sense the human side of every vtuber except Kronii. She is an enigma.
the fact that this video starts with an old spice parody.
as a fellow Canadian and old spice enjoyer I got to agree with her (also Pokemon diamond gang)
This clip alone was inaff to sell me on Kronii
God this is peak entertainment
Glad to see these guys actually getting exercise instead of sitting around doing nothing.
Just put the Whole Vesper Psyc stream lol. Its the funniest one haha
ohhhhh I just now realized she has a time theme and that's why she's called kronii
Kronii: [screams for chat just to test levels]
Neighbors: [has already dialed 91, and is waiting to see if the screaming cuts off suddenly]
COME BACK CLOCK WOMAN
7:00 that is some borderline Ame REEEEE
Okay but kronii’s subway logic makes sense
8.00 mins in, was NOT expecting Kronii to slip in a filthy frank reference. Instant fav Vtuber.
my fave Kromedian
That's our Kromedian
She is an adorable and hilarious 60 year old woman. I love her.
Big kusa!
Her Rap is op
I still remember after the Ring Fit stream, her artist posting a link to it on Twitter and asking, "Sexy doko?"
God i fucking love this dumb clock
И самое интересное ты на конец приберег ...
*Walking. Comedy. Incarnate.*
yo where the heck is that beginning from ive watched her for a long time but ive never seen that cracked me up
Imagine T I M E only being 60 years old.
old spice needs to hire her
Kronii first impression: Sexy lady.
Real Kronii: Comedic genius.
Both, both are good
@@EClips_Toast Indeed.
Why not both?
Kromedic genius, hohohoh
Sexy comedic genius lady