rocket jumping in 2022

tempus.xyz/maps/jump_uranium_v5
I don't actually mean to flame 879m it's not even a bad map but why the fuck is this on tempus there's like 5 people that actually want to play this.....
also compression really ruined the quality but this this video is low effort anyway so I'm not gonna bother trying to fix it

[@Kodak__]

adequate punishment for completion mains

[@ixam338]

talking as a completion main myself yes we deserve this fate

[@finnnalewaik4669]

As a space out main, shit I forgot

[@c00kie61]

2 tempus points in 43 min = 1 tempus point in 21.5 min
US minimum wage = $7.25 per 1 hour or 60 min
$7.25 * (21.5/60 min) * 1 point = $2.60 per tempus point
with that, vice with 319279 points would be worth $830,125.40, very close to being a millionaire
now if someone could calculate the total number of outstanding tempus points we could get the market cap of tempus and show why it deserves to be in the Fortune Global 500

[@fswoods]

as someone who has rocket jumped at least once this year i can confirm this is just like rocketjumping in 2022

[@quack3891]

uranium bonus 2 is the best bonus that was ever made!

[@Acroze]

ez 2 points

[@sx86]

this map is fun

[@DinujayaRajakaruna]

Simple solution is to not play the map 🙂

[@catmaksimus]

or the server, who knows

[@Re-lx1md]

scrolled down to read the comments and when i scrolled up u were still flying thru the maze. GG!

[@ixam338]

(:

[@shakeztf]

im glad i stopped being a completionist 3years ago

[@tev3094]

haha :D

[@finnnalewaik4669]

I'mma make a map that's cathartic to play on so I can have it get rejected by tempus for not being a teir99 sync/wall/jumpbug/noshower map

[@finnnalewaik4669]

I'm not joking, in 2 months look out for either jump_darkwalk or jump_dabwey, I'll be busy in hammer editor so if anyone has ideas for jumps lemme know

[@zagrfige]

@@finnnalewaik4669 jump1: uncrouch bounce into jumpbug, into uncrouch eb into sync powerbounce, into ceiling, into sync crouch bounce into crouch eb, then you have to set up 5 sync rockets, but you have to bounce on each landing plat, the first one is a bhop, the second is a jb, the last one is way lower down, you need to do a sync crouch bounce up into your bundle as you're still moving up, you then will hit a tele that's above you and get tele'd onto a ramp that's below and behind the bundle, you need to get speed on the ramp, rampshot at the end of it, then do a septuple sync edgeshot with one of the rockets prefired midair (because you only got to bundle 5 of them), if you make it far enough with that you must then do a perfect distance ctap (meaning you must use stock for the three extra hmu), you'll barely make it onto a tele floor that you need to hit a perfect height random sync jumpbug powerbounce onto the end plat.
jump2: jump_nincompoop last (yes the single rocket jump) but you need to do it 4761 times in a row or else you die and need to beat jump1 again. (why 4761 times? 'Cause funny ;P)
honestly, if I make a map, this will be one of the bonuses.

[@zagrfige]

Oh, and obviously, the edgebugs aren't auto, because we can't be having consistency here.

[@quack3891]

@@finnnalewaik4669 let me know, one of my favorites is a jumpsync water triple where it looks very much impossible to do until you do it.
It would be fun if you doo-hickey'd it with a yeet jump with a water quint instead and no way to see the exit so they can't tell if they made it or not B^)
oh and remove the walls, we can't have people overshooting or knowing where to go now can we?

[@birbneedsumseed143]

Yeah

[@demoman5864]

can you not killbind?

[@John-xl5iv]

But 100% bonus completion tho

[@jollygrapefruit786]

I don't really know what the hell is going on but if what I'm hearing is true and you can somehow make money off this, I need to learn how to make bots and mine this shit like Bitcoin.