The Scout :Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, the Scout is a fast-running scrapper with a baseball bat and a snarky "in-your-face" attitude. He is the fastest and most mobile mercenary on the battlefield unassisted. ( 0:36 Scout drinking B O N K )
My man forgot to mention "The one who gets assigned a daily mission and they have a hard time doing it but they don't have a hard time if they don't have to do it as a daily mission" Quite a long title LOL
Me: *The safe spot searcher* What I do is basically remember every single area that can be safe most of the time. Like for example, in the Desert Bus map, You can hide behind a specific house with the blue canister thing, considering the fact that ppl don't rlly get chased there.
There's a difference between the tryhard and the B-Hopper. Tryhard usually has a bunch of colas &/or speed boosts. B-hopper just likes to b-hop. Edit : Oh yeah and Tryhard B-Hops as well.
I think what it means to be a tryhard in evade Is that someone who plays evade 24/7 which means they know all the tricks and mechanics in the game and they're incredibly good at it, this includes b-hopping, reviving, strafing, Trimping and Juking, heck they can now even memorize the layout of all the maps and would just ZOOM around the maps bruh. They're just good at everything basically. And yes they'll spend all their life savings for cola or speedpads or whatever. (there are some tryhards that will literally smash their keyboards just cuz a bot appeared in the fookig corner and cry for not saving them) B-hoppers is well self-explanatory, in this case they're just good at b-hopping, I think also strafing, but that's kinda it for them, I guess they're practically good at movement and likes to b-hop but that's it. Edit: Ngl I have bad grammar so sorry for my horrible english,
The Tryhard one isn't that hard, you just spend 30-40 minutes practicing in a private server and you'll be good to go when it comes to bhopping and if you've played csgo or quake before then it's a cakewalk
I actually can relate myself to the Cola Addict because I'm super annoyed by the bots catching up to me. I DO EVERY TRICK AND STILL NOTHING I DO JUKING IN THE BACKROOMS MAP BUT MY BRAIN SAYS REVIVE DEM PLAYERS I TRY TO BHOP IT JUST DOSN'T WORK (for some reason) and I give up and just use colas call me a noob anyway
As a laggy mobile player, I feel betrayed when people pick station or a laggy event map instead of drab or desert bus 😞 *(Don't say I got no money to buy a new pc or phone, got this shi at the end of summer and I'm not the fav child of my parents to be getting a pc of my own)*
i did met a toxic players, during oct killed the others as the impostor, basically opposing everyone i see after the round was over, they just taunted me while I was down like 3 of them have the appearance of a new player like look while I myself is the same as them.
On this one I'm the Tryhard, I can't help playing all the time because it's very addicting for me and I highly enjoy the game. I'm also the leggy player depending on my Internet at the time of playing and the map because some maps I literally can't play on without lagging like crazy due to how many things are trying to load in at once, and dying every 5 seconds because I can't run 😔 rip Seraph Research and Laboratory
Imagine being at the parking lot and seeing a lambo “mother! It is a Lamborghini sian” Car: *STARTS UP OUTA NOWHERE* Mother and kid: AHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
A strange one cause I’ve been doing these 2 ideas and I may have gotten away with it in a stupid way Decoy “Haha funny Yoru main” Teleporter “**chamber theme song plays**” I can tell the story why and what it looks in my perspective later
Btw if someone troops you turn carry off when they slow down or bump into something so you won’t fly away from them and also DON’T do that if there’s a bot behind them or you and them will die :( But if their REALLY gonna be trolling just ignore them and find someone else before you die.
@@invert53 anybody that plays source engine games knows how to strafe and such, also trimping is just running up a slope with intense speeds, demoman can do that by just pressing rigt click
im the cola one GOTTA GO FAST you know im using hermes shoes too. im tryin to find a spot to hide and run when a nexbot comes im using cola and making alot of jumps sometimes im trying to find someone downed when a nexbot almost got me while im picking someone downed im just dropping this person i just really want to be fast
the cola addict desc should have been "i have diabeties"
I always have at least 30 packs of cola ready
Na ur nothing I have 100 at the ready rn
I got 420 :")
Bet there's someone with at least 1000
@@toonieeeee I will make it happen
@@TheLego_Eatergood luck 👍
3 Types of Cola Players :
1. GOTTA GO FEST!1!!1
2. *insert scout reference here*
3. CAN'T STOP THE A-TRAIN BABY!
Team Fortress 2 baby
sugar is life
ok I have to stop consuming more than 1 small sack of sugar a day
stop the a-train by pausing the serie
4. Diabetes type 2
0:44 When you don't realize there is a no carrying button.
Pc existed if you dont know
@@OhBoiItNotMe123 yea I know pc existed I am not dumb also “dorn” is meant to be “don’t” just saying.
@@Anonymous_VSC “auto correct” just auto incorrect all my word,what i can say other than thanking it?
The Scout :Born and raised in Boston, Massachusetts, USA, the Scout is a fast-running scrapper with a baseball bat and a snarky "in-your-face" attitude. He is the fastest and most mobile mercenary on the battlefield unassisted. ( 0:36 Scout drinking B O N K )
imagine maining scout couldn't be me but please stop targetting me im a medic trying to heal his team - Pain in an album
@@imgenuinelynotgreat*_s n i p i n ' s a g o o d j o b , m a t e_*
I am a mix of:
-Juker
-Trimper
-Cola Addict
-Tryhard
Your just a try hard simple no need to add extra stuff
@@dominickbetancourt8624 this was 4 months ago bruh 💀
i'm level 49 on evade and i've never seen a toxic player (i only saw a troll once)
I use the laughing emote on downed players whenever I see them.
I actually have never seen ine either
@@Josephine96 W
i make them think they’re going to get revived just to put them in a corner where no body goes and watch them die
@@skybreak278 :blessed:
nobody knows how it feels to be laggy
I feel you man...
Fr
get a better computer, i used to be a laggy player too, just get a better device lol
@@balcuv " if youre poor stop being poor"
@R3d Blood
"if your homeless, buy a house"
As a tryhard I don’t play 24/7 But I can confirm
we play 23/7 :)
@@happypf4819 WHO THE FUCK IS WE
@@erenboonsthereal nobody i don't think any of us can play for 23 hours straight
@@happypf4819 i play 25/8 :)
Touch grass man
This explains the game on the next level
Toxic player doesnt even exist before Halloween update 💀
Now theyre starting to spread around
this took me 7 days to make because lack of motivation and ideas thatso funyn xdddd!!!
I feel you because i lost motivation too lol
you do know u can always ask
tried making these type of videos, but failed epicly
You still didn't took my advice 😥
@@Khyze the j
My man forgot to mention "The one who gets assigned a daily mission and they have a hard time doing it but they don't have a hard time if they don't have to do it as a daily mission"
Quite a long title LOL
add camper: knows the spots where they can’t be hit.
That's me
You forgot about the illusionist, the one has mastered the use of decoys in a lurking gamemode match
I found my true calling, the cola addict and laggy player is too real
yup. as a tryhard can confirm that description is true.
Me: *The safe spot searcher*
What I do is basically remember every single area that can be safe most of the time. Like for example, in the Desert Bus map, You can hide behind a specific house with the blue canister thing, considering the fact that ppl don't rlly get chased there.
0:24
"its called kp bloxy 2"
"please"
**proceeds to shoot**
These videos are single handedly making me want to play Evade
There's a difference between the tryhard and the B-Hopper.
Tryhard usually has a bunch of colas &/or speed boosts.
B-hopper just likes to b-hop.
Edit : Oh yeah and Tryhard B-Hops as well.
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I think what it means to be a tryhard in evade Is that someone who plays evade 24/7 which means they know all the tricks and mechanics in the game and they're incredibly good at it, this includes b-hopping, reviving, strafing, Trimping and Juking, heck they can now even memorize the layout of all the maps and would just ZOOM around the maps bruh. They're just good at everything basically. And yes they'll spend all their life savings for cola or speedpads or whatever. (there are some tryhards that will literally smash their keyboards just cuz a bot appeared in the fookig corner and cry for not saving them)
B-hoppers is well self-explanatory, in this case they're just good at b-hopping, I think also strafing, but that's kinda it for them, I guess they're practically good at movement and likes to b-hop but that's it.
Edit: Ngl I have bad grammar so sorry for my horrible english,
The Cola Addict And The Tryhard Is Just Me Being Normal In Evade
i started lagging after the laggy player one and thought is was some joke bruh
0:37 should have named it
"the liver abuser": MY LIVER IS SLOWLY DYING BUT GONNA GO FAST BOIIII
I've encountered 2 toxic players in Evade, though they were swiftly met by karma (they got downed right before the round ended).
The Tryhard one isn't that hard, you just spend 30-40 minutes practicing in a private server and you'll be good to go when it comes to bhopping and if you've played csgo or quake before then it's a cakewalk
i haven't played any of them and i bhop like a demon 💀
I have been using B-hops because of my trash keyboard :D
hey kpbloxy, or terrif, it’s so cool that your growing so fast. hope your new content will grow more!
thanks its really cool to hear that people want me to keep going instead of telling me to delete my channel
@@invert53 yeah, it just sucks really bad
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@@invert53 h
I’m a mix of
. Door kicker
. Trimper
. Troll
. Dancer
. Toxic
. And cola addict
i love being a toxic tryhard troll
0:43
“coca cola espuma”
There’s another type of player I wanna suggest “the nextbot buyer” they mostly spend robux on their custom nextbots and watch the chaos of it
as a cola addict, i can confirm this is what i do everyday + buy 100+ colas cuz idk what to buy
you forgot about the
"Actually doing tasks instead of dancing and doing edits"
Me: Tryhard, tryhard is cool, because i like flying, love being good, love trimping, so i am a tryhard
I actually can relate myself to the Cola Addict because I'm super annoyed by the bots catching up to me. I DO EVERY TRICK AND STILL NOTHING
I DO JUKING IN THE BACKROOMS MAP BUT MY BRAIN SAYS REVIVE DEM PLAYERS
I TRY TO BHOP IT JUST DOSN'T WORK (for some reason)
and I give up and just use colas
call me a noob anyway
the bhopper: gotta do parkour
shoulda made is so that the cola addict has a lotta sodas, and also make him so he's in the coma for several heart attacks..
The P2W: buys both of the useless gamepasses and buys 50k tokens
As a laggy mobile player, I feel betrayed when people pick station or a laggy event map instead of drab or desert bus 😞
*(Don't say I got no money to buy a new pc or phone, got this shi at the end of summer and I'm not the fav child of my parents to be getting a pc of my own)*
Private server owner: *spawns a spaceship*
Me: *spawns some bitches*
i did met a toxic players, during oct killed the others as the impostor, basically opposing everyone i see after the round was over, they just taunted me while I was down like 3 of them have the appearance of a new player like look while I myself is the same as them.
On this one I'm the Tryhard, I can't help playing all the time because it's very addicting for me and I highly enjoy the game. I'm also the leggy player depending on my Internet at the time of playing and the map because some maps I literally can't play on without lagging like crazy due to how many things are trying to load in at once, and dying every 5 seconds because I can't run 😔 rip Seraph Research and Laboratory
1:04 or big sever when admin joins in.
I'm a trimper and a cola addict but I toned down the cola consumption a bit lol
BRO I LOVE THIS VID SO MUCH I KEEP REPLAYING THE 3 PART OVER AND OVER
fr
please keep making these videos i love them
its good to hear people actually enjoy what i make
Im combined with the cola guy the troll and the laggy boi
As an cola addict we indeed sometimes want to be scout or be really fast or just escape situations where the nextbots are
New character unlocked : loyal militant
Desc : kills other team with a gun on randomizer (TDM)
alternate description for the soda addict: GULP GULP GULP GULP
I am a cola addict, i go gas gas
Imagine being at the parking lot and seeing a lambo
“mother! It is a Lamborghini sian”
Car: *STARTS UP OUTA NOWHERE*
Mother and kid: AHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
A strange one cause I’ve been doing these 2 ideas and I may have gotten away with it in a stupid way
Decoy “Haha funny Yoru main”
Teleporter “**chamber theme song plays**”
I can tell the story why and what it looks in my perspective later
tryhard: me
jard: me and Jared
the cola addict: also me
Hmm u should add the guy who screams 24/7 everytime the nextbots chases him
I am both the TCA, (cola addict) UA-camr, and Private Server Owner. “We do a little bit of trolling.”
everytime i play evade i look like a tryhard even though i literally havent played this game in years
The Cola Addict...
My type in Evade
The cola addict could’ve been called the speed demon
I'm a mix of a cola addict, medic and a tryhard
im tryhard, cola addict and laggy player (potato internet)
Pov: you are cola addict, and spotted a happy couple:
*A-Train reference yes*
We do a little tomfoolery.
:trolface:
Btw if someone troops you turn carry off when they slow down or bump into something so you won’t fly away from them and also DON’T do that if there’s a bot behind them or you and them will die :(
But if their REALLY gonna be
trolling just ignore them and find someone else before you die.
*trolls*
Ngl, I always camp the maze corners
The laggy player is me, I'm screaming about lag every 5 seconds. 💀
Try hard is the doom slayer, makes sense
in this case, i am the cola addict, the troll, the laggy (thats why im not a trimper)
and used to be afk
I played evade for 2 days and I have already mastered all 6 forms of walking, jumping, wall hugging, sliding etc
0:51 HOW DID YOU KNOW?!1!1!1?1!1!1
The cola addict Text should be A-train Time
0:01 NICE
I will be that one
i am a cola addicted tryhard jard.
0:57 thats me!
im the tryhard and sadly that whole clip of the tryhard and how you said plays 24 7 is all true
bruh the yoinker also when i was about to revive someone the dude just zoom and take the guy
One more I wanna suggest “the killer” he/she lures nextbots to other people to kill them then revive them for money or more cash
i have to say i am a cola addict, with over 1000 colas
"The tryhard"
shows a dude trimping
trimping and strafing with insane speed
@@invert53 anybody that plays source engine games knows how to strafe and such, also trimping is just running up a slope with intense speeds, demoman can do that by just pressing rigt click
@@fieds- hjkjytghkjhgbnmjhgfbnmjhgfdvbnhgfd
@@invert53 just like me fr fr
i swear im the cola addict 💀💀
Im a Nurse, i carry people to victory
As a tryhard I mostly play 24/7 but I also play other games, But I can confirm
Sometimes try hard and a cola addict
Haha I'm the Cola addict, except I'm trying to fight it because it's so costly
0:55 as a guy who have poor network and have a poor pc i think that the lagger not lagging that much
your pc is not poor enough
I have 100 colas. A clear indication that I am a cola addict
im cola addict, tryhard, trimper, and juker.
Im a mix of the tryhard the jard and the afk player
A bit of laggy too.
I am a proud door Kicker
im the cola one GOTTA GO FAST you know im using hermes shoes too. im tryin to find a spot to hide and run when a nexbot comes im using cola and making alot of jumps sometimes im trying to find someone downed when a nexbot almost got me while im picking someone downed im just dropping this person i just really want to be fast
you forgot the revive stealer that KEEPS ON STEALING MY REVIVES LIKE WHYYYYYYYYYY
I'm the cola addict and i must say
even when we're not running we'll still be drinking cola
The last player
Me: Hey he have my mask🤨
i swear to god do u ever get those people who are like lvl 1 and carry you so far away from everyone and dont know how to revive you. 💀
im a cola addict kinda tryhard bc tryhard does have some parkour skills
The guy who always trap the nextbots spawn desc: you want the round to be easy eh?
Tryhard and Juker here.
Im the laggy player *internet intensifies into potato*
You even made the text laggy in the laggy player one
Broo that second one is literally an avatar I just got
Ah yes I'm the afk and tryhard ❤