as always, here’s the timestamps! links to the original videos can be found in the description!: 1. Behind the Scenes - Good Vibrations - 0:00 2. AHWU 313 - Sharp Objects vs. Gavin’s Desk - 2:35 3. Between the Games - Cleaning Gavin’s Desk - 3:44 4. Gav Leaves His Mark - Best Day Ever BTS - 5:36 5. Shenanigans - Gavin’s Sweet Revenge - 9:08 6. Between the Games - Breaking the Door - 13:19 7. Between the Games - Dusting Jeremy - 15:08 8. Between the Games - Smoked Out - 16:37 9. Between the Games - Hanging With Lil J - 18:36 10. Shenanigans - Jeremy Gets a Raise - 22:12 11. Between the Games - A Sticky Situation - 24:01 12. Between the Games - Wall Mayo - 27:29 13. Between the Games - The Grappling Hook - 29:11 14. Between the Games - Bounce Castle Mousetrap - 32:20 15. Between the Games - Super Dump Bucket - 33:10 16. Between the Games - Ceiling Tile vs. Moon Ball - 36:05 17. Between the Games - Ceiling Ball - 37:26 18. Between the Games - Moon Ball War - 38:56 19. Between the Games - Throwing Moon Balls in the Dark - 40:04 20. Matt Desk Moon Ball - SSBU Tournament (Part 1) - 40:31 21. Literally the Worst Map Ever - Mario Maker - 43:06 22. Between the Games - Smash Bowl - 44:07 23. Trivial Pursuit - Cleaning House (#13) - 46:01 24. Between the Games - How to Make a Bowling Ball Launcher - 48:06 25. GO! - #2 - 48:42 26. Between the Games - Socker Bopper Keepie Uppie - 49:13 27. Between the Games - The Great Bacon Jam Toss - 51:09 28. Between the Games - Lava Chicken - 1:02:50 29. Between the Games - Shattered Dreams, Shattered Glass (Lava Chicken 2) - 1:04:32 30. Between the Games - Not the Monitors! (Lava Chicken 3) - 1:07:13
The complete chaos that was Alfredo’s lava chicken run is one of my favorite things and no matter how many times I’ve watched it, I will laugh every single time. “It wasn’t even fast, it was just devastating.”
You have to admit him a certain level of intelligence for keeping something like that under wraps for that long. And then take it all back and then some because it's x10 dumber to do it in the first place.
Daniel Ashar bin Mohd Fraziali * They’re moving offices soon... a part of me wishes they had a “destruction room” where they test weapons and silly video ideas instead of destroying their expensive equipment.
@Volvary When I was a kid I had some dyslexia issues. The room I went to once a week had a small room attached. They called it the take a break room padded and sound proof. I think they need that.
I have never noticed but I absolutely love Michael in the good vibrations “James bond over here. I just push him over and call him a nerd (to prank him)” LOL
alternate titles: Jack Being Good At Fake Sports for 69 minutes, Michael Being Torn Between Damn This Is Funny and I Hate Everyone In This Room for 69 minutes, Trevor Being An Instigator for 69 Minutes, John Mace’s Resignation Letter, and AH Being the Best and Worst Workplace That’s Ever Existed.
"everyone say a prayer for michael and alfredo. ain't nothing wrong with them, they're just surrounded by children" Given how the two of them have done nothing to stop the shenanigans and, especially in Micheal's case, egged them on/manipulated them into doing it, they're more like older children surrounded by their younger siblings.
@@Ryvaken Well, he doesn't always outright say it. He'll say something like "you can't do it, it's not going to work", which just encourages them to try and prove him wrong. He plays devil's advocate with them, first telling them it's a bad idea before egging them on, only to back off a minute later
Roosterteeth was one of thoae things where its just abunch of friends making memories until we watched it devolve to a Corporate Husk of what it used to be.
I thoroughly have enjoyed Jeremy over the years but the moment of him axe kicking Gavins desk in half will forever immortalize him as 100% worth the hire
Damn, opening up a feel-good video that starts with Ryan, now that we know everything that happened, is a punch in the gut. I'm still gonna watch it, he was still a part of AH for years, but it makes everything feel just a little different
I can't believe Ryan would risk ruining his career for so many years when he had such a great friendship with AH for decade and a half i would do anything to be in AH and the fact he ruined his own career like that is just sad.
I haven’t started this yet but I’m 90% sure half this video is gonna be a mix of both Jeremy’s desk and Gavin’s desk Well I right right Gavin and Jeremy were definitely involved in a LOT of these
Dude I love your edits. They always show enough but not too much (some compilations can get cluttered). They're quick, to the point, but not hasty. The flow is really nice. As someone who watches a lot of compilations (not just of AH) I can tell you you did an amazing job! I'll continue to watch your vids, like I have before lol
Thank you, Evita!!! I’m so happy you liked them ❤️ I try really hard to already include only the relevant information and I try my best to trim it down to a manageable watch time, and I’m really happy to hear it paid off!
@@AllieKitaguchi I edit too (not for youtube btw) so I get how time investing it can be. Finding the right clips, rewatching the flow, editing out miniscule things that you dont like etc. So I really like that you emerged as a relatively "new" compilation maker. Idk if you use reddit or anything but I'd be happy to help you out with ideas/reviews etc. I've been a long long time fan so I could maybe help you out (since it takes so long). You don't have to reply to this bit if you dont want to btw.
After all these years I’ve never understood how none of their computer equipment has never been smashed to bits by moonballs or other type of projectiles or debri. It’s amazing how lucky they are.
You know when a drug addict gets sober but then relapses and they go straight to using as much as they did before getting sober and they die of an overdose? Someone will die when these guys go back to the office...
Now that AH and RT are dead, we need to make a mega edit of the best of Behind the Scenes, RT Life Between the Games, Shenanigans, and Happy Hour and fashion it into a giant ass hours long video of Achievement Hunter Jackass
Rooster Teeth desk requirements: Must be able to withstand heavy assault from both sharp and blunt objects. Must be able to hold the weight of a full grown man. Must look like it's made of paper.
I like to think, that during this pandemic work from home, John Mace and a small crew is diligently working to repair the office so the boys can destroy it again.
i just realized that during both the "smarties" (they're called rockets, you heathens) video and dusting jeremy, my asthmatic ass instinctively held my breath.
"we should probably check the fire" is just such a good representation of AH.....much to maintenance's dismay...we all remember the incidents (multiple) with the grappling hook
i love how this video starts with what ive affectionately started calling "Shenanigans Ep 0" When Ryan invented fucking timetravel to get his revenge for GiveMeYourMilk WHILST simultaneously having everyone on edge for "whens the revenge coming.... when is it...."
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as always, here’s the timestamps! links to the original videos can be found in the description!:
1. Behind the Scenes - Good Vibrations - 0:00
2. AHWU 313 - Sharp Objects vs. Gavin’s Desk - 2:35
3. Between the Games - Cleaning Gavin’s Desk - 3:44
4. Gav Leaves His Mark - Best Day Ever BTS - 5:36
5. Shenanigans - Gavin’s Sweet Revenge - 9:08
6. Between the Games - Breaking the Door - 13:19
7. Between the Games - Dusting Jeremy - 15:08
8. Between the Games - Smoked Out - 16:37
9. Between the Games - Hanging With Lil J - 18:36
10. Shenanigans - Jeremy Gets a Raise - 22:12
11. Between the Games - A Sticky Situation - 24:01
12. Between the Games - Wall Mayo - 27:29
13. Between the Games - The Grappling Hook - 29:11
14. Between the Games - Bounce Castle Mousetrap - 32:20
15. Between the Games - Super Dump Bucket - 33:10
16. Between the Games - Ceiling Tile vs. Moon Ball - 36:05
17. Between the Games - Ceiling Ball - 37:26
18. Between the Games - Moon Ball War - 38:56
19. Between the Games - Throwing Moon Balls in the Dark - 40:04
20. Matt Desk Moon Ball - SSBU Tournament (Part 1) - 40:31
21. Literally the Worst Map Ever - Mario Maker - 43:06
22. Between the Games - Smash Bowl - 44:07
23. Trivial Pursuit - Cleaning House (#13) - 46:01
24. Between the Games - How to Make a Bowling Ball Launcher - 48:06
25. GO! - #2 - 48:42
26. Between the Games - Socker Bopper Keepie Uppie - 49:13
27. Between the Games - The Great Bacon Jam Toss - 51:09
28. Between the Games - Lava Chicken - 1:02:50
29. Between the Games - Shattered Dreams, Shattered Glass (Lava Chicken 2) - 1:04:32
30. Between the Games - Not the Monitors! (Lava Chicken 3) - 1:07:13
Hey I've heard YT was rolling out a feature where you can break up a video into sections and label them as well
Looks like between the games is just an excuse to break the office
Put the timestamps into your description so they would show up on the timeline
No ceiling fishing clips?
If you copy and paste this into the description, it will show in the video
I love how their policy is "well did you at least film it"
It's not property damage, it's content.
Has been from the beginning 😁
@@Hotfox999 and it's some of their best content too the gavin desk break always has me in stitches
Looks like a great place to work
@@darkboltproductions1352 the only place where you can destroy shit and get drunk without any consequences 💀
"If I kick the desk, I think it will split in half."
Beautiful foreshadowing
If you look closely at the center, theres a visible line. Looks like it was precut.
@@jakobchill9996 you don't say?
It was actually a different desk, but it was still fucking beautiful
Also, it was strange seeing Michael being the voice of reason
@@jakobchill9996 That's why he kicked it in the first place
I love the slow build of Michael’s rage when Jeremy axe kicked it
True dad energy right there
He literally throws his chill away
"Remember when I said it was gonna break?"
That alone is as scary as Ryan on the first shenanigans saying, "Oh, I know".
It's great that he knows how to change from chill to rage for max hilarity
@@ThatDudeWithBoobs "How was the Patch?"
*"Oh I know."*
“Trevor’s gonna have a word with you about tearing this place up!” * cut to Trevor wearing the broken ceiling lamp *
This but makes me laugh hysterically no matter what kind of day I'm having, and it's literally only because of how proud of himself Treyco looks 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ray said it best, GAME KIDS TREVOR?
Also Trevor smashing a door
In and pretty much the entire support office earlier
It doesn’t matter how you upgrade their office in the name of “productivity”, they’ll always find a way to destroy it.
I want them in a circular office.
I imagine they'd make a game of throwing moon balls around the wall, curving them.
And already Gavin moon balled a celling tile off at the temporary office
Gotta give props to Sarah and the rest who work behind the scenes for having to deal with these guys on a daily basis, the patientce of a Saint.
I like to picture it as a Nursery of grown men.
They're all just so immature yet it works so well for comedy.
AH then: let's make a tiny hole in gavins desk, lets change ryans xbox ID
AH now: lets throw bowling balls and grenades, let's destroy entire rooms
"Let's fling a golf ball at our wall at 20 feet with a slingshot that launches water balloons 300 yards"
AH now: At home.
I’m sad now.
@@christroyer69 Watch Ryan make stabbing machines.
AH now: "Ahh, fuck..."
@@daftpant5 this comment was only made 2 months ago and it's already aged badly
They're gonna come back to their office and find eight suspiciously-similar raccoons living there, and keeping it cleaner than they ever did.
I cannot wait for them to come back to the office and find something they forgot to clean up that has now Taken over the office.
sluckett21 imagine if they’d left stink jug.
@@zachhunter6125 oh god.
Gavin: Break my desk!
Michael & Jeremy: Okay.
Gavin: surprisedpikachu.jpg
To be fair, Jeremy was also surprisedpikachu.jpg
Every time they trash their office I think to myself "No! You own those things!"
That's why they can do this!
I love that Alfredo is in a little tent thingy to cover his desk while they launch paint all over the office
“geoff i had to ask them to cover your desk” MICHAEL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE FAVORITE SON
MICHAEL HAS ALWAYS BEEN AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE OLDER SIBLING RATTING ON THEIR OTHER SIBLINGS FOR PULLING SHIT THAT THEY WERE GAME FOR
The complete chaos that was Alfredo’s lava chicken run is one of my favorite things and no matter how many times I’ve watched it, I will laugh every single time. “It wasn’t even fast, it was just devastating.”
Wow. Remember when they actually had a full ceiling of unbroken tiles? I didn't
Id say Ryan has took the crown as best at destroying the office. Maybe not physically but definitely mentally
OOF
OMG.
Ah yes, making jokes to cope
~Daaaark humor is the best kinda humor~
WOW
It's amazing that this isn't even what bankrupted RT
hehehe furry
AH asking for things.
AH: Hey John mace, we need a new door.
JM: Oh lord... did you film it?
AH:Not yet.
Thats were they messed up. Better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission.
@@BradyT918 they didnt ask for permission, they told john that they were going to break something beforehand
"You're an evil genius."
Well, one of those has proven true.
You have to admit him a certain level of intelligence for keeping something like that under wraps for that long. And then take it all back and then some because it's x10 dumber to do it in the first place.
@@ameliarose47 what he do im not in the loop?
@@arissantorisonmars9271 OOH BOY DO YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN. Prepare to hate the Haywood
@@thatsmuggamer I hate him as a person but I can't say he isn't good at this job. He's an amazing entertainer.
Their next logical step is doing a real life Demolition Derby for charity.
Also _nice_
Daniel Ashar bin Mohd Fraziali * They’re moving offices soon... a part of me wishes they had a “destruction room” where they test weapons and silly video ideas instead of destroying their expensive equipment.
@@tonyt987 New video series: Inside the Test Range. Where Ryan teaches the others how to use their various weapons they have in the office.
Volvary Brilliant.
@Volvary When I was a kid I had some dyslexia issues. The room I went to once a week had a small room attached. They called it the take a break room padded and sound proof. I think they need that.
Ryan isn’t there anymore D:
There is always 3 distinct sounds you hear from AH office: * DOOF * THUD * AAWWWWWWW *
The propellant, the impact, the reaction
You say "destroying" and I see "improving"
I have never noticed but I absolutely love Michael in the good vibrations “James bond over here. I just push him over and call him a nerd (to prank him)” LOL
Matt comforting Jeremy as he kneels next to his overturned monitor is something straight out of a renaissance painting
alternate titles: Jack Being Good At Fake Sports for 69 minutes, Michael Being Torn Between Damn This Is Funny and I Hate Everyone In This Room for 69 minutes, Trevor Being An Instigator for 69 Minutes, John Mace’s Resignation Letter, and AH Being the Best and Worst Workplace That’s Ever Existed.
Of all time
John Mace's Resignation Letter is fucking brilliant
The first half of this video could be renamed “Jeremy Destroying the Office for 34 1/2 Minutes”
With an intro scene from Ryan.
@@WithASideOfTibbs Battle Buddies*
"everyone say a prayer for michael and alfredo. ain't nothing wrong with them, they're just surrounded by children"
Given how the two of them have done nothing to stop the shenanigans and, especially in Micheal's case, egged them on/manipulated them into doing it, they're more like older children surrounded by their younger siblings.
also let's not forget the jug experiment, michaels baby "we're all daddy's now"
Wait, someone thinks Michael is the mature one?
@@Ryvaken Not by much. He's usually the one that expresses some kind of common sense, but usually only to subtly encourage the other guys antics
@@noneofyourbuisness1679 ...subtly?
@@Ryvaken Well, he doesn't always outright say it. He'll say something like "you can't do it, it's not going to work", which just encourages them to try and prove him wrong. He plays devil's advocate with them, first telling them it's a bad idea before egging them on, only to back off a minute later
1:40 "Call the hammer people" OMG I REMEMBER WATCHING THAT 7 YEARS AGO AND LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT GAVIN SAYING THAT
Roosterteeth was one of thoae things where its just abunch of friends making memories until we watched it devolve to a Corporate Husk of what it used to be.
I thoroughly have enjoyed Jeremy over the years but the moment of him axe kicking Gavins desk in half will forever immortalize him as 100% worth the hire
Forever best Little J moment 😂😂
Damn, opening up a feel-good video that starts with Ryan, now that we know everything that happened, is a punch in the gut. I'm still gonna watch it, he was still a part of AH for years, but it makes everything feel just a little different
I can't believe Ryan would risk ruining his career for so many years when he had such a great friendship with AH for decade and a half i would do anything to be in AH and the fact he ruined his own career like that is just sad.
Jack: Alright Ryan, what the fuck are you doing? Ryan: Ruining my career
I will always love Michael saying in 2013 “if i kick your desk it’ll snap in half” and low and behold several years later Jeremy does just that
The cut from "do we have a blender?" to mid-blend is awesome
I’ve never seen a video that has filled me with so much joy and anxiety at the same time before
I haven’t started this yet but I’m 90% sure half this video is gonna be a mix of both Jeremy’s desk and Gavin’s desk
Well I right right Gavin and Jeremy were definitely involved in a LOT of these
Obviously, I haven’t finished this all the way through but I already love it.
This is very well made and researched!!
Can we get a compilation of a compilation makers' comments on another compiler?
@@happiercat4777 compilaception
Thank you!!!!!
Oh hi craig
Alfredo in the back while jeremy is getting dusted makes me lose it every time
OoO
I love how in a lot of these Alfredo is just doing work
We love a king just minding his damn business 😭😂
Lewis he looked like he was literally about to murder them by the end of Bacon Jam after one of the moonballs hit his desk
Trevor looks like Bill Nye in the Smarties shenanigans.
Michael: "If I kicked the desk i think it would split in half."
If only he realized how right he was...
I feel like this video should be titled "the reason why John Mace has thoughts of committing homicide"
they always go hard on matt for his inexplicable cough, but he really took a ton of smarties dust right in the face at 12:10
I love Trevor. He took the smarties prank in stride. If I did that to any of my bosses, I would have been fired before they saw me.
I wonder how much shit Jon Mace has had to replace and how much money he’s had to spend JUST for AH division
AH has 3 filing cabinets dedicated to moonball incidents alone
I wonder how much it compares to the money they've made from these videos.
@@AnomNOus poorly videos make very little now a days ah merch on the other hand
This is also a showcase of just how good the music for between the games is.
The jam in Super Dump Bucket is top tier.
I actually had the same thought while editing! I was like “Damn, whoever picks their background music does a great job!”
Does anyone else get really anxious watching how reckless they are with thousands of dollars worth of equipment?
You get used to it
The Bouncy Castle Mousetrap is one of my favorite AH things just because of how absurd it looks.
"you're an evil genius."
"I hope so."
"That or I'll set his desk on fire"
Oof
I love how Michael and Fredo are both participants yet radiate anxiety and disappointment at the same time.
The greatest moon ball moment was Jack catching it in the throat on AHWU
Not quite the AH glory days but exponentially better than the crap they release now
Even with all that's happened I still find myself enjoying these compilations in a nostalgic way
50:16
How quickly they just start chucking everything at the ceiling as soon as the ball gets stuck
"WHERES THE SHOE?!" 😂😂😂
They went from destroying desks to destroying their own company.
Another Allie classic
Dude I love your edits. They always show enough but not too much (some compilations can get cluttered). They're quick, to the point, but not hasty. The flow is really nice. As someone who watches a lot of compilations (not just of AH) I can tell you you did an amazing job! I'll continue to watch your vids, like I have before lol
Thank you, Evita!!! I’m so happy you liked them ❤️ I try really hard to already include only the relevant information and I try my best to trim it down to a manageable watch time, and I’m really happy to hear it paid off!
@@AllieKitaguchi I edit too (not for youtube btw) so I get how time investing it can be. Finding the right clips, rewatching the flow, editing out miniscule things that you dont like etc.
So I really like that you emerged as a relatively "new" compilation maker. Idk if you use reddit or anything but I'd be happy to help you out with ideas/reviews etc. I've been a long long time fan so I could maybe help you out (since it takes so long). You don't have to reply to this bit if you dont want to btw.
I do use Reddit, though sparingly! I only joined Reddit this year, so I usually only use it to advertise my videos! I’d love all the help I can get 😭😂
the one consistency is that alfrado is always locked in on editing
lol furry
After all these years I’ve never understood how none of their computer equipment has never been smashed to bits by moonballs or other type of projectiles or debri. It’s amazing how lucky they are.
Nicki Bobicki well, gavin’s monitor was pretty smashed, but it was pretty much kicked, so IDK
You know when a drug addict gets sober but then relapses and they go straight to using as much as they did before getting sober and they die of an overdose? Someone will die when these guys go back to the office...
I love how in the Matt ball clip geoff's just, encouraging his child to destroy his coworkers property god what a place to work
Watching this after midnight and I am just crying laughing, my favorite part is lava chicken and Matt just drop kicks Michaels desk
SAME
2 weeks later but it's 3am here and I cried laughing at Matt kicking Michael's desk
For me it’s 6am after an all nighter
Now that AH and RT are dead, we need to make a mega edit of the best of Behind the Scenes, RT Life Between the Games, Shenanigans, and Happy Hour and fashion it into a giant ass hours long video of Achievement Hunter Jackass
“I’m gonna catch it”
*pinches corner with 2 fingers*
Kills my sides everytime
I just feel bad for the poor computers probably covered in dust, smarties, and color powder
The must be making ridiculous amounts of money if they can do all this stuff without worrying about breaking anything.
What I wouldn't give to see their how much of their company budget is "replacing destroyed stuff"
1: They only really do stuff like lava chicken or big destruction things when they're upgrading and 2: they just don't care about their stuff
@@michaelabbott5999 that makes a lot of sense but man is it still weird to think about
Imagine all the tickets sent to John Mace on a weekly basis.
Another quality compilation, Allie!
There’s something inexplicably attractive about jack throw a mallet at the grappling hook
Whenever I hear the term “moonball” I just think about Jack getting destroyed by one on AHWU
i would like to formally request a compilation of all of Gavin’s laughs, but specifically the type of laughs like at 1:00:41 lol
*wheeze* BAH HA HA HA
I love how they say they have to Moonball the tile down and Trevor is IMMEDIATELY ready
The amount of projectiles that get sent flying through that office is ridiculous.
With so much expensive equipment and whatnot I couldn't work there. I would be at 99% stress the moment any of "the boys" walked into the room
Allie, almost every video something is getting destroyed, let's be real here
Trevor is the king of making his problem everyones problem for content and I love it. 😂
Rooster Teeth desk requirements: Must be able to withstand heavy assault from both sharp and blunt objects. Must be able to hold the weight of a full grown man. Must look like it's made of paper.
The moment the video started and I saw the old office my nostalgia goggles weren't just on... they were super glued to my face.
I can punch through an IKEA desk with my right hand, but not my left. Jeremy Dooley is 100% responsible for that knowledge.
Good Vibrations was the OG Shenanigans 😂
I love how the support room banned all of this from their space the second time it happened and the main got all of the abuse instead.
I like to think, that during this pandemic work from home, John Mace and a small crew is diligently working to repair the office so the boys can destroy it again.
i just realized that during both the "smarties" (they're called rockets, you heathens) video and dusting jeremy, my asthmatic ass instinctively held my breath.
I love that Alfredo is in the background editing for half of these
Your compilations made my girlfriend like AH and now we've been falling asleep to them 😁
this is so sweet 😭😭😭 much love to you and your girl!
Jack's "YEESS!" after knocking down the light still makes me smile. He so proud and happy of his little moment.
"we should probably check the fire" is just such a good representation of AH.....much to maintenance's dismay...we all remember the incidents (multiple) with the grappling hook
“If I kick the desk it’s gonna split in half” - Good Vibrations Michael foreshadowing the arrival of Lil Kicky J
This just reminded me of how insanely good Jack is at accurately throwing objects
Dude, the budget and damage reports they must’ve had to fill and explain to the rest of rooster teeth
i love how this video starts with what ive affectionately started calling "Shenanigans Ep 0"
When Ryan invented fucking timetravel to get his revenge for GiveMeYourMilk WHILST simultaneously having everyone on edge for "whens the revenge coming.... when is it...."
I love the sound the paint cannon makes when it's fired.
Also, I'm amazed the AH office is still in one piece XD
You call it property damage we call it content
1:23 a) i love the fear in Gavin's face when he sees Ryan b) i love how Ryan somehow looks older in this video than he does now
Deal with the devil will do that to you
Achievement Hunter: Always asking the question - Do You Really Need A Ceiling?
I think my favorite thing about most of these clips is Alfredo being the only one doing any actual work.
Love these edits. They somehow make an hour long compilation fly by, and make it feel like one cohesive and gripping video. Love these, keep em up!!!
I love how they just got progressively less panels on the roof
I love that nearly 100% of them involve Gavin in some capacity.
idk why but Geoff's "God Save Her!" quip in the desk vibration video makes me die laughing every time
50:03 I was wondering why Gavin was so lethally accurate with a shoe, and then I remembered Kung Shu