yeah but if kinder was allowed in murica they couldn't defend themself from choking on it with guns so it has to go. Anything you can shoot is allowed though
Your toys channel is getting the WEIRDEST ads! I just got an ad for Num Noms. I can't tell what it is, but I'm at least 20 years older than their target audience
Kinder Surprise and Kinder Joy (hot country version where chocolate is in a little bowl with a spoon making half an egg and toy is in other half) are great.
Back in my day, the capsule of the Kinder eggs was made of two seperate pieces, and they had a nub on both ends! (Probably for the machines to grab onto the egg halves easier) Also, I remember a phase where both egg halves had some kind of twisty bit on their ends so that you could make a long Kinder egg capsule "chain" - and a few toys even used one or both of the halves as part of the toy!
Possibly the best 2 kinder egg toys ive seen in years! my recent ones have been shit including 3 identical plastic moterbikes from three separate eggs months apart :( I guess i have bad luck
I hated when I opened a Kinder Egg and it had a fucking jigsaw in there, I wanted the actual toys. Kinder Eggs used to have awesome toys in them but not anymore.
That's just another variety of Kinder, maybe the original is no longer being sold in your country. There's also Kinder bars that are far superior. Edit: googled it and what you're talking about is called Kinder Joy, while what Dan is opening is called Kinder Surprise. The bars I'm talking about are the original variety of Kinder with no real name.
Looking simply fabulous, but isn't Rebecca wearing your ring? Or are you doing that to make it look more convincing? Either way fabulous video, Americans don't know what there missing out on!
Nope. We're getting 'Kinder Joy' which is a different thing. It's half chocolate with wafers and half toy. Not an actual Kinder Egg, those are still going to be illegal until the regulation on inedible objects in food gets changed.
No, because a Kinder Egg is specifically a product of Ferrero that has a small toy encased with chocolate in the shape of an egg. A Kinder Joy is not encased in chocolate, and is therefore legal in the US. The Kinder Egg however is still illegal. If you tried to bring in a Kinder Egg you could be liable for prosecution such as a fine. If you brought in a Kinder Joy, you would not.
I remember years ago when he said his favourite UA-camrs and he was talking about ashens and said he can talk for 10 minuets about a kinder I would just say it’s a shitty chocolate with a toy inside
"you american people, you don't know whats inside these" well lucky for me I lived in the ghetto and this one foreign dude always had those in his store. The were the gods nectar
Does anyone else remember the Kinder Eggs with the codes on the little instruction manual that led to a website and you could only access it if you had that code?
Whoa, either his color adjustment is off or the white chocolate in the UK version is quite a bit off from the color we have in Canada. That looks very yellow.
I'm not seeing anyone talking about how cool Rebecca's nails are...
Rebecca's nails are fucking cool.
I was just about to say her nails were amazing
She always has amazing nails. I love her hair as well
Petition for streams of Rebecca putting stickers on things
A video of Dan eating chocolate - DEMONITISED!!!
4:13 but he said a BAD WORD!
But he didn't cook the chocolate, so it's fine
I would say get a gopro for when you build things but you're probably naked
Fun eggs seem like the testicular version of fun bags
I have been watching dan for about half a decade and now I'm watching him eat kinder eggs... I'd say he evolved quiet nicely
I love that there’s a LEGO man in the mid left of the screen just going “people watch this shit?”
Guns don't kill people. Kinder Eggs do.
Logic.
Jack Nash people kill people with kinder eggs
It's nothing to do with the inherent danger of Kinder Eggs, It is due to legislation on having inedible items hidden within food. Sensible, really.
Kinder eggs are ultimate overlords of eeveeel
I'm Murican and I'm against guns and for Kinder eggs
Jack Nash that’s the USA for ya. Where you can have a gun in house with kids. But god forbid kinder eggs
Kinder chocolate is the supreme chocolate.
Emi Rose dab
Relationship goals
American logic
Guns?
YES
Chocolate egg with a toy?
Woah careful, it could kill someone
MERICA
FUCK YEAAAA
Fuck no.
its not that it could kill someone its that putting something that isnt food encased in food is against the FDAs guidelines
Guns don't kill people, chocolate eggs kill people
yeah but if kinder was allowed in murica they couldn't defend themself from choking on it with guns so it has to go. Anything you can shoot is allowed though
Dan, your left hand looks very fabulous today with all that nail polish and glittery stuff
You guys are like me and one of my band friend where they have no idea what the hell to do while I eat everything
Last year I had a kinder egg a day, as an alternative to an advent calendar :D
Lumber Joe Sorry to hear about your bankruptcy.
Most coherent Dan's ever sounded
I'm feeling sick to my stomach just hearing you eat all of that chocolate! We are really missing out not having Kinder Eggs over here.
I feel like this video is just Dan trying to justify eating all that chocolate
I say this because I’d do the exact same
Top-notch camera work and framing, as usual, Dan!
Your toys channel is getting the WEIRDEST ads! I just got an ad for Num Noms. I can't tell what it is, but I'm at least 20 years older than their target audience
I think he's showed some of them on here before?
Taskmaster reference, I appreciate it
Literally the best part of this video is Dan eating (almost) all the chocolate... Just like "Om nom nom!"
I love that Dan is allergic to chocolate but still eats the kinder egg.
Wow, the background music in this video is actually *really* nice? Super enjoying it the content!
Is NerdCubed slowly becoming Ashens? I think he is.
wait, this is still nerd3? i thought that ashens had absorbed this channel ages ago?
Yeah. Don't you remember that thing a while back where Dan announced that Ashens was taking over the channel?
I do enjoy his dulcet tones...
And Dan's, too
I enjoy his Dorset tones, in relation to his Somerset tones
Kinder Surprise and Kinder Joy (hot country version where chocolate is in a little bowl with a spoon making half an egg and toy is in other half) are great.
"and Nish Kumar place" I completely lost it right there.
oh dan, you are a gem mate. one of the best entertainers on the planet.
'Dulcet Tones' was a music hall act of the '40s. He was once booed off stage for swearing. True story.
I like how Rebecca got the decent stuff, and Dan got the shit stuff
Back in my day, the capsule of the Kinder eggs was made of two seperate pieces, and they had a nub on both ends! (Probably for the machines to grab onto the egg halves easier)
Also, I remember a phase where both egg halves had some kind of twisty bit on their ends so that you could make a long Kinder egg capsule "chain" - and a few toys even used one or both of the halves as part of the toy!
A video where Dan and his wife Rebecca open kinder eggs and Dan stuffs his face this is how I picture marriage.
Wait, you can buy kinder chocolate without the toys?... Well shit there goes my diet
0:10 Well, that mainly because they’re sort of like illegal contraband here in the US
That end joke was the best thing.
It's always the right time for a Taskmaster reference!
During Easter they have massive versions of kinder eggs
Possibly the best 2 kinder egg toys ive seen in years! my recent ones have been shit including 3 identical plastic moterbikes from three separate eggs months apart :( I guess i have bad luck
winner winner chocolate sinner
Saw the thumbnail and thought "wow why dose Dan only moisturise 1 hand?"
I'd love to take the kinder bayblade to a tournament as a joke
The best Kinder toy I got was a car with a pull back motor and it went so fast it was awesome and it looked cool too
When Rebecca complained her instructions where different i felt so sorry for her
This is my favourite show
You eat like a master. Great noises.
So Rebecca got a micro baeblade.
12:59 i do like the task master joke there : )
0:50 I feel Dan on a spiritual level here
the second egg has a show that I have heard of
I just had an add for num noms. dan should do more of them
For a second at the beginning I thought dan did his nails on one hand and was so confused.
THAT was fucking hilarious
If Dan made another video where he's more optimistic about the knock-off eggs would it be called "Kinder Kinda Kinder"?
The closest thing we had was Wonder Ball. It had candy in it then the 90s ended and common sense did too.
I hated when I opened a Kinder Egg and it had a fucking jigsaw in there, I wanted the actual toys. Kinder Eggs used to have awesome toys in them but not anymore.
LeeJ2512
kinder changed actual chocolate egg to awful milk paste with a pair of balls in where I live
the toy is also KINDA bad
That's just another variety of Kinder, maybe the original is no longer being sold in your country. There's also Kinder bars that are far superior.
Edit: googled it and what you're talking about is called Kinder Joy, while what Dan is opening is called Kinder Surprise. The bars I'm talking about are the original variety of Kinder with no real name.
Hey, we Americans are getting Kinder Joys in January, and we have Yowie eggs too.
the last egg said 2015 ......................................................;;
HOW DID YOU OPEN IT SO EASILY
Oliver Chalk squeeze
It was a bit warm as well.
its just something you learn with age and years of kinder egg eating
i have gotten some really fun things from kinder eggs, but most of them were from years ago
For a second, I thought Dan had taken up cross dressing.
Disappointed to see it was just his loving wife.
Joshua Stone is having painted nails considered cross dressing cuz that’s something i never thought i’d be doing
Wearing nail polish =/= cross-dressing.
Couple goals am i right?
Holy shit I thought he grew a third hand, freaked me out for a second
10:21 This is what true love is.
Live the videos with Rebecca.
GO TRUCK YOURSELF ! NO!! ( I won’t truck myself, the Rebecca stuffs cool) also love not live 😀
Invasionoftheplantpots _ lol. But no shade at u living for someone means more then loving them.
We pretty much had those in America, only they were in the form of the Nestle Wonder Ball.
I feel like Dan made this video just to eat chocolate
Looking simply fabulous, but isn't Rebecca wearing your ring? Or are you doing that to make it look more convincing? Either way fabulous video, Americans don't know what there missing out on!
They got matching rings from the looks of it.
Quite common when people get married....
We do cause people smuggle them and from watching these
Nope. We're getting 'Kinder Joy' which is a different thing. It's half chocolate with wafers and half toy. Not an actual Kinder Egg, those are still going to be illegal until the regulation on inedible objects in food gets changed.
No, because a Kinder Egg is specifically a product of Ferrero that has a small toy encased with chocolate in the shape of an egg. A Kinder Joy is not encased in chocolate, and is therefore legal in the US. The Kinder Egg however is still illegal. If you tried to bring in a Kinder Egg you could be liable for prosecution such as a fine. If you brought in a Kinder Joy, you would not.
This reminds me so much of Ashens
so where are the other 23 video's of chocolate dan?
Look at all that dead earth
I fucking love kinder chocolate
Now i want a Kinder Suprise egg
The Suprise is it takes your soul
I remember years ago when he said his favourite UA-camrs and he was talking about ashens and said he can talk for 10 minuets about a kinder I would just say it’s a shitty chocolate with a toy inside
Very nice.
why do the colours of the toys change when I move my mouse in full screen?
Remember when Dan and his dad were doing the weight loss competition...
"you american people, you don't know whats inside these" well lucky for me I lived in the ghetto and this one foreign dude always had those in his store. The were the gods nectar
Does anyone else remember the Kinder Eggs with the codes on the little instruction manual that led to a website and you could only access it if you had that code?
Like just on the nom factor
wait a kinder egg and its knock offs and no Ashens????
ONE EGG CONTAINS 20% OF YOUR SATURATED FATS GDA no wonder im overweight
You should do the Yowie ones. The one even though we have kinder eggs
has this been demonetized yet?
Loving Rebecca's nails!
0:42 SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES!
You thought your kids were nice but German kids are kinder.
Whoa, either his color adjustment is off or the white chocolate in the UK version is quite a bit off from the color we have in Canada. That looks very yellow.
It actually looks like that here.
12:59 Have you been watching Taskmaster too, Dan? :D
Is the song in the background the main menu theme from Spore?
Sam West nope, says in the description it's Garden Music by Kevin McLeod.
we have kinder eggs and similar im America, they just have candy inside instead of toys
It took me about 8 tries to pronounce the title of this video.
WHEELCHAIR GUY
kinder eggs are my fucking shit.
"It's shitty chocolate, with a shitty toy". Reference anyone?
Dan, could you set up a P.O box so we can send you horribly expired food? Thank you 😂😂
I don't understand that these are banned in America because they're "dangerous" but yet they have guns
The US bans Kinder Eggs but allows other chocolate with toys inside. Their not even egg shape one is suppose to be a 'monster'
Wait... Dan can't eat regular, and dark, chocolate? Darn, that's a shame :c
Maybe... just... cut to the built toys? Yeah? No? Okay...
This video gets a Thumbs Up from me for having Rebecca in it O/