Minecraft but I Survive 1,000,000 Deaths

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  • @trangiaan7265
    @trangiaan7265 Рік тому +30

    "Today's weather forecast : It's raining arrows! In the middle of an outpost, a blue man was seen looking like a porcupine and dying rapidly. Could he be the cause?"

    • @H.A.W.K.S.W.I.F.U1
      @H.A.W.K.S.W.I.F.U1 Рік тому

      And this comment got me updated on the weather forecast now😂😂😂

    • @MookKomon-st7lf
      @MookKomon-st7lf Рік тому

      YES 💯+💯=200

    • @MookKomon-st7lf
      @MookKomon-st7lf Рік тому

      1:54 ¹ 2:05 2:13 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:14 2:15 2:16 2:16 17 18 19 you poopy diaper bag with the best poop

    • @Rainbow0876
      @Rainbow0876 Рік тому

      Thanks for telling me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @perryfamily7422
      @perryfamily7422 Рік тому

      Diamond, actually.

  • @charlottetanner
    @charlottetanner Рік тому +8

    Me: casually watching crafty with my mum sitting right in front of me
    Crafty: double the death, triple the death, ALL THE DEATH!

    • @nicholasspina8922
      @nicholasspina8922 Рік тому

      Why would you watch you watch it with your mom?

    • @charlottetanner
      @charlottetanner Рік тому

      @@nicholasspina8922 I wasn’t. My mum was sitting in front of me

  • @jessicaturner5941
    @jessicaturner5941 Рік тому +9

    the beginning bit when you are like "look guys! i can breathe underwater"*chokes to death*

  • @Miloshik_.Offline
    @Miloshik_.Offline 3 місяці тому +1

    1:42 . I cant right now😭😭. Lmao .i cant stop laughing!!!ꉂ 🤣

  • @HARLOCHBEATGAMA
    @HARLOCHBEATGAMA Рік тому +2

    love ur videos craftee😊

  • @hitclub-F4
    @hitclub-F4 Рік тому +15

    chester always in your video when you bouth something that show how craftee love chester

  • @Miketheike123
    @Miketheike123 Рік тому +17

    "The mom's just like "son what are you watching" and then the child's like "Oh I'm just watching Craftee dying"

  • @badtothebone9404
    @badtothebone9404 Рік тому +98

    With the hot sauce, It actually looks like evil craftee trying to escape from you by ripping himself out of you but he just can't escape so he is left to stay there for eternal torment.

  • @Ambientchaos9999
    @Ambientchaos9999 Рік тому +8

    ‘Look mom is it a bird is it a plane’ ‘nope it’s just creftee falling to his death’ Craftee 15 March 2023

  • @maloriebryan4336
    @maloriebryan4336 10 місяців тому +3

    Craft is the best UA-camr ever

  • @lunagameplay5649
    @lunagameplay5649 Рік тому +35

    I love how chester is always on your vids craftee, chester is so adorable and your interaction too(and the way he insults you and don't care some of your jokes and don't like it), well thank you for another amazing video craftee!

    • @Thesuperj29lol
      @Thesuperj29lol Рік тому +4

      agreed.

    • @ZippyAndHerCat
      @ZippyAndHerCat Рік тому +4

      Yeah but he just won't buy two or more Chesters

    • @lunagameplay5649
      @lunagameplay5649 Рік тому +2

      @@ZippyAndHerCat yeah but on the bright side, chester finally know how to fight evil mobs

    • @amonguswithyuru1727
      @amonguswithyuru1727 Рік тому

      @@lunagameplay5649 i will say this in respectfully way: the chester in love vid is ugly :/ and crepee (and kinda disgusting 💀)

    • @lunagameplay5649
      @lunagameplay5649 Рік тому

      @@amonguswithyuru1727 I respect it, I forgot what chester looks like in the love vid but I'll look it up

  • @thatguysanimation
    @thatguysanimation Рік тому +15

    I like that he has existential thoughts about the video I find it funny

  • @jordankhoo9870
    @jordankhoo9870 Рік тому +23

    I like how at the start he’s just “do you want to die”

  • @maloriebryan4336
    @maloriebryan4336 10 місяців тому +6

    Crafty is one of the best UA-camrs ever

  • @joel14qb
    @joel14qb Рік тому +8

    I love how he always uses the funniest jokes ever created ❤ 😂

  • @JaggertheGamer-h2f
    @JaggertheGamer-h2f 6 місяців тому +5

    2:59 "parents just overhearing audio" it happened 100 times to me

  • @celcrisgarcia6154
    @celcrisgarcia6154 9 місяців тому +3

    The cactus was the worst way to exercise 😂

  • @TDSDUOAccelandsledger
    @TDSDUOAccelandsledger 2 місяці тому +5

    CRAFTEE IF A BEE USES HIS STINGER HE WILL DIE AFTER A MINUTE

  • @noeleenleddy
    @noeleenleddy Рік тому

    You’re my favourite UA-camr craft👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @hassanshiyaz5130
    @hassanshiyaz5130 6 місяців тому

    2:59
    Parents: SON WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!
    Kid: Just Craftee DYING!
    LOL :D

  • @liamtherobot9656
    @liamtherobot9656 Рік тому +8

    Craftee never dies!

  • @xxalexx75thegamer88
    @xxalexx75thegamer88 Рік тому +4

    I'm Death straight up.
    Pain is weakness living the body.
    0:54

    • @katelynwarenski8584
      @katelynwarenski8584 5 місяців тому

      My birthday is July 29 and that’s in eight I mean seven days and currently it is July 22

  • @FailurePlaysGaming
    @FailurePlaysGaming Рік тому +9

    My little brother introduced me to Craftee, I could tell why he was obsessed.

    • @tmitips143
      @tmitips143 Рік тому

      A____A
      |・ㅅ・|
      |っ  |っ Hi
      |   |
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      U ̄ ̄U
      Made by Facemoji AI

  • @Gingerbread-XD
    @Gingerbread-XD Рік тому +1

    3:37
    "Ouch... Look at me im a porkipine"
    -Craftee 2023

  • @Paul-n1w3b
    @Paul-n1w3b 9 місяців тому +1

    When he threw the ender pearls in 5:11, I immediately new something was going to go wrong

  • @shahedawright4165
    @shahedawright4165 Рік тому +16

    I just realized that a while ago he used to be on Disney XD and I was super upset when he stopped and now I just happened to stumble across his videos.

  • @mrelwardany4568
    @mrelwardany4568 Рік тому +5

    At 10:30
    Craftee:"ayy now we're talking SMACK me"

  • @x-man256
    @x-man256 Рік тому +13

    (5:15) This might be the first time Craftee's PC crashed.

  • @diobrando6112
    @diobrando6112 Рік тому +3

    3:29 WHY DOES HE SOUND LIKE FRIEZA!?!?!1

  • @sicknick0211
    @sicknick0211 Рік тому +1

    I love you crafty❤ ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @jessy_rapolis
    @jessy_rapolis Рік тому +10

    Interviewer Craftee : do you love dying?
    Interviewed Craftee : no..
    Interviewer Craftee : how dying a million Times!??
    Interviewed Craftee : who the flying fridge would want to die a million times??
    Sewer cidal Craftee : (⌒_⌒;)
    All the others Craftee : there's a sewer cidal Craftee ????

  • @istvanmolnar1697
    @istvanmolnar1697 Рік тому +9

    3:20 The sentence you are searching for is "Look, how they massacred my boy"!

  • @Emunah_
    @Emunah_ Рік тому +6

    I lost it at the "I hit my head on Jesus" bit. XXD

  • @khaliha
    @khaliha Рік тому +1

    iLoveu 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @jeffkennethcarotadiaque9059

    bro when he said hey guys ho- dead hey guys whats fo- dead hey guys can i come to you sulmbe- dead it just funny😂😂😂

  • @zhonglis_osmanthuswine
    @zhonglis_osmanthuswine Рік тому +6

    i like how he says "dO yOu lOvE dYiNg??" so casually

  • @VinceLee17
    @VinceLee17 Рік тому +11

    Lol his content is always a new adventure

  • @pikanonymous512
    @pikanonymous512 Рік тому +7

    Should've listened to the song Dumb Ways to Die during this 😂

  • @KrouskosFamily
    @KrouskosFamily 8 місяців тому +2

    Craftee is the 🎉😁😁😁😁

  • @AGJ-xy4zp
    @AGJ-xy4zp Рік тому

    You are the funniest youtuber in Minecraft😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ender5312
    @ender5312 Рік тому +16

    3:08 *me talking with hiccups*

  • @alexiswilkerson6180
    @alexiswilkerson6180 Рік тому +4

    7:22 Hello (explodes) Lol

  • @wolfiedan8675
    @wolfiedan8675 Рік тому +8

    Disclaimer: No Craftees were harmed in the making of this video.

  • @nathanvalle6914
    @nathanvalle6914 9 місяців тому

    Son what are you watching?Just Craftee dying got me crackin up😂😂😂😂😂

  • @XueHuaPiaoPiao5631
    @XueHuaPiaoPiao5631 Рік тому +1

    if the nuke launcher is added in the store, the sound should be ‘TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING’

  • @kmarr-4580
    @kmarr-4580 Рік тому +40

    I'm never going to lose interest in his videos keep up the good work

  • @lorivandeman6205
    @lorivandeman6205 Рік тому +4

    3:40 saving my spot

  • @zhuofanyang9709
    @zhuofanyang9709 Рік тому +16

    I like the part that craftee
    was dying in hot sauce
    and it was almost infinite
    deaths,but he used the TNT explosion and launched him pretty high

    • @simononfortnite144
      @simononfortnite144 Рік тому +1

      Minecraft video on mine

    • @simononfortnite144
      @simononfortnite144 Рік тому +1

      Minecraft Mine Read out

    • @simononfortnite144
      @simononfortnite144 Рік тому +1

      chicken ❤
      Minecraft days
      Minecraft video and
      Panos and you

    • @simononfortnite144
      @simononfortnite144 Рік тому

      Wisjxioxoxoxxixoxoxoo
      Minecraft video and video music
      Panos and you will never Tag back 🔙 and

    • @coreycox1725
      @coreycox1725 Рік тому +1

      Lucky I’m a fan of you roots Centerview why are you why does my picture one day and make a video about TNT and black hole and the sun Macklin send this message Macklin

  • @martinpinson
    @martinpinson Рік тому +1

    Good videos🎉🎉🎉

  • @JerryTheIII
    @JerryTheIII 7 місяців тому

    Craftee: weirdest video ever
    Minecraft mobs: Best video ever

  • @KathyyLeigh
    @KathyyLeigh Рік тому +5

    Keep on the great work!

  • @Ochna_Sabia
    @Ochna_Sabia Рік тому +4

    We finally see Craftees computer giving up on us :D

  • @i407tv
    @i407tv Рік тому +6

    Just want to say thank you to this video and channel for recommending our Pokémon content to everyone means the world!

  • @MochimatchaX
    @MochimatchaX Рік тому

    Its so funny when crafte is like ,,wha whaaaaaaaaat,, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EthanTwiggTheHawaiianYoutuber
    @EthanTwiggTheHawaiianYoutuber Рік тому +1

    3:38 HE GOT ONE IN HIS EYE

  • @tommythach2396
    @tommythach2396 Рік тому +3

    4:02 POV: ur summoning a hurricane of arrows

  • @chebryan
    @chebryan Рік тому +19

    Not gonna lie, spamming arrow storm seems very fun to use. I would use it for a lot of things..
    A lot of things…..

  • @dhruvaarjun2258
    @dhruvaarjun2258 Рік тому +21

    If you don't want your PC to crash just unequip the infinite totem.

  • @saiwashere9719
    @saiwashere9719 Рік тому

    to people that think this is cringe,jsut that you know, his channel consist of a child friendly content and he makes it clear that his channel is preserved with child friendly content.

  • @nickburdon223
    @nickburdon223 Рік тому +1

    IS IT A PLANE,IS IT A BIRD,NO IT'S CRAFTEE FALLING TO HIS DEATH
    CRAFTEE 2023

  • @sharktoothstacker1428
    @sharktoothstacker1428 Рік тому +3

    These videos never disappoint me keep up the good work😀😀😀😀

  • @hiroshell7973
    @hiroshell7973 Рік тому +9

    I think craftee needs a new friends to hang out with alongside Chester but that's just me

  • @superacidyoshininja_yoshi
    @superacidyoshininja_yoshi Рік тому +5

    We need a Chester Plushie

  • @pearlypie6798
    @pearlypie6798 Рік тому

    I loved the intro it was so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👌👌👌👌❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @CuppzGeo
    @CuppzGeo Рік тому +1

    10:05 my fav part

  • @jasonbourke8327
    @jasonbourke8327 Рік тому +9

    Craftee is the best

  • @storyguy50
    @storyguy50 Рік тому +4

    i love how he is always so funny

  • @Mrr.Winter
    @Mrr.Winter Рік тому +8

    This is the most unique and fascinating video I have ever seen, I like it. Just continue your weird vids

  • @kyriesbusiness4626
    @kyriesbusiness4626 8 місяців тому

    3:42 BRO LIKES CATCHING ARROWS😂

  • @naga7136
    @naga7136 Рік тому

    Craftee:lets die 1M time's!
    Diavolo:what am i SEEING?🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀

  • @joeslackta4567
    @joeslackta4567 Рік тому +4

    was this a custom map that you made up for the video or is this a map we can purchase or play on a server

  • @rustyblox_1967
    @rustyblox_1967 Рік тому +8

    We must change the title to “dumb ways to die” now😂

  • @MalachiTheMinecrafter
    @MalachiTheMinecrafter Рік тому +4

    1:26; I agree. It's also the funniest.

  • @sNOOByTh
    @sNOOByTh 4 місяці тому +1

    Is it a bird🎉🎉 is it a plane🎉🎉 NO its crafttee dying rapidly

  • @User-9578
    @User-9578 Рік тому +1

    craftee always come back

  • @twoplayer5428
    @twoplayer5428 Рік тому +6

    Oposite of the goal of hardcore:

  • @galacticnewok
    @galacticnewok Рік тому +11

    this guy is really weird but somehow i cant stop watching him

  • @Joseph-ru8de
    @Joseph-ru8de Рік тому +12

    This mod could actually make a sick 2-Phase Bossfight.

  • @heathyrremorrison9370
    @heathyrremorrison9370 Рік тому

    Me and my mom are cracking up 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄 😁

  • @SOPHIE77555
    @SOPHIE77555 Рік тому

    CHESTER AM A HUGE FAN - somtimes craftee says that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toyota_channelabandoned
    @toyota_channelabandoned Рік тому +5

    I remember watching this man play.

  • @haydenfort2811
    @haydenfort2811 Рік тому +9

    Didn’t he technically die over 2,000,000 times because he spent a lot of deaths

    • @kales901
      @kales901 Рік тому

      maybe not that may or more

  • @jirayusangjampa1948
    @jirayusangjampa1948 Рік тому +10

    i like how he sometimes mixes blocks and deaths up

  • @rolancereymonroy5009
    @rolancereymonroy5009 Рік тому +1

    Eystreem did the same chalenge tho except its the minecraft scariest myths

  • @jelly_cat9257
    @jelly_cat9257 Рік тому

    The cat that craftee abandoned:dad where are you? Are you coming back? Dad? Dad?? Father?

  • @stephaniechow9607
    @stephaniechow9607 Рік тому +3

    If you ran out of food you could get a passive death generator.

  • @That_1_Idiot_Melon
    @That_1_Idiot_Melon Рік тому +8

    looks like chester needs some cough drops

  • @EricaDavis-pm1pw
    @EricaDavis-pm1pw Рік тому +3

    Imagine doing this in hardcore but if you hit a mob you get a death

  • @Ambientchaos9999
    @Ambientchaos9999 Рік тому +1

    ‘Son what are you watching?’ ‘Oh just craftee dying’ Craftee 2023 15 March

  • @Toca_cole
    @Toca_cole Рік тому

    I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS 😃😃😃

  • @pokeladds4772
    @pokeladds4772 Рік тому +4

    I like how he is constantly on half a heart

  • @фтб
    @фтб Рік тому +4

    FixEye copy your video

  • @Pec_the_cat
    @Pec_the_cat Рік тому

    YOUR VIDEOS ARE AMASING!!!!!!!

  • @juliahyjek8484
    @juliahyjek8484 Рік тому

    You were funny with the cactus 🤣

  • @ColvinBoddie
    @ColvinBoddie 4 місяці тому

    Happy birthday Franklin😊🎉

  • @DogLoverrSD
    @DogLoverrSD Рік тому

    good video😁

  • @ELIZABETH60980
    @ELIZABETH60980 Рік тому +1

    off with a bang is an realistic firework

  • @FFlyingDDingo
    @FFlyingDDingo 9 місяців тому

    Craftee 2023-“this is a lot of deaths but not enough”

  • @VivianChild07
    @VivianChild07 Рік тому +1

    I love your videos they’re so creative

  • @londonwilliford5024
    @londonwilliford5024 Рік тому

    Crafted is the only minecraft player who make loud = funny