❤GOD JESUS TOLD US TO LOVE GOD AND TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER! LET'S NOT DESTROY THIS WORLD! NO WAR!!! БОГ СОЗДАЛ ТАКОЙ ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ МИР! НЕ БУДЕМ РАЗРУШАТЬ МИР! ПОЛЮБИМ БОГА И ВСЕХ ЛЮДЕЙ! НЕТ ВОЙНЕ!!😊
@@jeannetteschuller3507❤❤GOD JESUS TOLD US TO LOVE GOD AND TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER! LET'S NOT DESTROY THIS WORLD! NO WAR!!! БОГ СОЗДАЛ ТАКОЙ ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ МИР! НЕ БУДЕМ РАЗРУШАТЬ МИР! ПОЛЮБИМ БОГА И ВСЕХ ЛЮДЕЙ! НЕТ ВОЙНЕ!!😊
Do all Americans think we are this kind of trash? What you describe is a mix of wealthy citizens, urban executives and other rentiers and all the useless beneficiaries, speaking mainly foreign languages like North African and Middle Eastern. It doesn't exist. And your character design insults our culture.
I mean, the thing is, most people not being used to AC means they generally sleep at a higher temperature. When you turn on the AC and suddenly sleep with 4° less heat, youre more likely to get a cold
As a native European, I can confirm this besides one detail: WTF is an aircon, we don't have that in Europe buildings as the average age of a European house is around 350 years 🤣🤣🤣
@@j.h.4570 ok thx Although i was just seeing that the ussr, USA, the raf and the whermacht didnt left that much 350 years old house intact in those area
@@Mazhypic Americans usually make fun of Europeans that live in areas with mild climate. For example, I live in the coast of the Basque Country (northern Spain), which usually has a very pleasant year-round climate when it comes to temperature (humidity and rain hit hard tho lmao). Many areas of the US have very hot summer days or very cold winter days (sometimes even both), and it's funny to Americans how, say, a British dude complains about 26°C days and stuff like that. The numbers are obviously an exaggeration, but I love the reference of these Americans making fun of Europeans complaining about temperatures that seem mild to US standards 😂😂😂
I know africa isn't country but continent. Why would you say you are African instead your country name? Edited to add due to multiple replies of people who think I don't know that Euro isn't a country neither 🤣 obviously, if I know Africa isn't one I know Euro isn't neither. I just didn't realize that the African commentor was also making same joke.
LMAO. That would be classic. Just like Europe is a "country," same would go for Africa. Also, they probably think everybody lives in small villages in huts and completely unaware that places like Nairobi, Lagos, Dar es Salaam, etc exist. 😅
I am from Denmark... Oh I am sorry, Europe, and I am stunned how accurate this describes my day, although I must say I speak much more European during the day than this guy does (my job requires it).
Haha! The American version of this skit is definitely who Northern Europeans think WE are. I worked at a museum in the rural Western US, some Danish tourists asked me if I’d ever met a Dane before 😂😂😂 I replied “velkommen” (can’t spell it) & explained we are verrrrrrrry Nordic/Scandinavian here, it’s true we are isolated but ofc I know Danish people! Ufda! I was showing off & demonstrated I know every spelling (& the correct pronunciation) for the name Knudsen/Knutson. I’m still chuckling, how would I NOT know Danish people?? You all sent us your grumpiest farmers then forgot completely.
That's exactly my daily routine, with the difference that being Italian I usually have lunch and dinner with my family, starting at noon and ending at 20.30 with a brief pause to grab some grapes from my vineyard.
@@andram.1644 I was talking about private houses and the apartments. Lol for your generalising darling,having no means for installing AC in one's house or apartment...well that cannot be pronounced as the fact about EU. Because you see,the private houses and the flats,are actually situated in Europe. Understand?
@@NorsnameMan “I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut” 🍸1950 movie 'All About Eve' - Bette Davis
I would say hamburg is way worse lol, open drug use middle of the city and around their station. Frankfurt was clean and people were dressed proper. From a non German
@@AikSTHLM1994did you take the main entrance when you used the Frankfurt main train station? The one facing east in the direction of the bankers' district. Usually this entrance and the entire Taunus Street are a tiny glimpse of Hell itself.
@@FringeWizard2my dear, it's a double joke 😂 first of all, there is no "european", but many different languages 😂 second, the guy in the video doesn't say anything in any language, just making some noises that for americans resemble european languages 😂
Well to be fair, I've never gone to Europe and only visited one country during the trip. But you might want to check yourself. You're using "Americans" while the Americas are two continents plus the Carribean and contains 35 countries.
To be fair are everyone saying "Americans" when talk about US, I guess Canada and Mexico just doesn't count. And yeah, even people from US say that. But it is a bit odd that they know people from Alaska and Florida are very different but think all Europeans are basically the same no matter if you are from Sweden or Greece....
I'm from México, I'm currently studying abroad in Spain, these mfs say that Wine (Tinto de Verano) = Water, and they smoke like crazy wtf. But, at least in Spain people aren't allergic to AirCon lol
Pobrecillo, está estudiando en Andalucía. Mucho mejor Galicia donde bebemos aguardiente de 73 grados y esnifamos cocaína todas las mañanas. Tú te lo pierdes
Verdad aunque tinto de verano es vino con limon no vino (un buen vino es algo caro), te recomiendo que pruebes Calimotxo (vino con cola) o bebas cerveza Estrella Galicia eso si que nuestra agua (en el norte de España)
Allow me to disagree xD Minor things=get an appointment immediately Life threatening= get an appointment immediately, and hope they fix it Potentially life threatening but also really annoying=lets wait 5months to see a doctor shall we?
That’s really good especially ‘Europe is the best country in the world bit’. 🇪🇺🎉 One caveat. Emporio Armani for messenger bags unless you’re trying to give major school kid energy.
@@SGBX_realYeah that’s why Europe relies on America for military aid like parasites. Also why the best universities and tech companies are all European, not American
As a european I am jealous I can't even find your Ah-dee-Dahs outfit online I love the color and would buy it immediately. You need to improve your european though, you sounded like Saddam Hussein or somerhing
Air-condition in Germany: Stoßlüften um 6:00 Uhr morgens, dann Fenster zu und Vorhänge zu bis ca.00:00 Uhr, dann wieder Stoßlüften, das ganze wiederholen bis es Herbst wird, bei Bedarf die kalte Luft aus dem Keller ins Haus lassen
@@josephvarga3076 what? The average temperatures in that country don't warrant aircon, not to mention it's shit in environmental terms. You have windows, so you open them for some fresh air. Plus the houses are very solid stone buildings, only downside of this is condensation can build up. So another reason for airing the place out regularly is to avoid mould.
Blame England for inventing that word. Also, every country has its culture. We call it soccer, and so does Canada and Australia and Japan and South Africa.
@malagargamer5598 I agree with you. It should be FOOTball, but soccer is just the way I grew up saying it. From what I heard, when the British came to North America, it was called Association Football or something like that and then they abbreviated it to "soccer" and ever since then, that's how we ended up saying it 🤷
@@dangercat9188yeah I always used to say football rather than soccer but while living in Australia, I completely adjusted after a couple of months. It’s virtually impossible to use „football“ there because then they would always think of their Aussie footy. So I completely had to adjust to avoid miscommunication😅
So, in a nutshell, for Americans Europe is a conglomerate of ultraliberal things that fascinates them but simultaneously deeply fear: - Lotsa casual beer - Lotsa easy drugs - Lotsa easy sex - Insufferably respectful of the environment - Free money - A cryptic, chic sounding language (no American) spoken - SOCCER
Europe is more capitalist than US people think. The welfare systems in Europe were in principle invented by Bismarck to "disarm" the socialists; if people get welfare from the state, they are much less likely to revolt.
While this is intentionally stereotypical and ridiculous (and hilarious therefore), what I love is that you refer to the Europeans (not Germans, Italians...). Gives me a sense of community and togetherness. I ❤ Europe! United in Diversity! ❤
Ich kann bestätigen, dass nicht alle amerikanischen Schulen schlecht sind. Ich hatte eine sehr gute Ausbildung, als ich nach Amerika zog, nachdem meine Mutter aus der amerikanischen Luftwaffe ausgeschieden war.
As a european i can confirm that this is very accurate, especially the part about shaboinking with a girl after knowing them for 45 sec, as I do that atleast twice a day.
Nice to see people speaking European more these days
Esperanto is still spoken?
He barely had an accent
Fr, fr.
😂😂😂😂
@@YvonneHoerdeGood point! Was Esperanto ever an official language or anything like that anywhere? It's such a mysterious language, yet so innovative.
„You want drugs?“
„Sure“
„Danke“
😂😂😂
Average Frankfurt am Main conversation
A summary of a night I spent in Milan. 😂❤
Avarge Berlin interaction
❤GOD JESUS TOLD US TO LOVE GOD AND TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER! LET'S NOT DESTROY THIS WORLD! NO WAR!!! БОГ СОЗДАЛ ТАКОЙ ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ МИР! НЕ БУДЕМ РАЗРУШАТЬ МИР! ПОЛЮБИМ БОГА И ВСЕХ ЛЮДЕЙ! НЕТ ВОЙНЕ!!😊
@@jeannetteschuller3507❤❤GOD JESUS TOLD US TO LOVE GOD AND TO LOVE ONE ANOTHER! LET'S NOT DESTROY THIS WORLD! NO WAR!!! БОГ СОЗДАЛ ТАКОЙ ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ МИР! НЕ БУДЕМ РАЗРУШАТЬ МИР! ПОЛЮБИМ БОГА И ВСЕХ ЛЮДЕЙ! НЕТ ВОЙНЕ!!😊
I love the transition from avoiding AC because of your lungs to immediately looking for your cigarettes
Frrr hahaha😂😂😂
Do all Americans think we are this kind of trash? What you describe is a mix of wealthy citizens, urban executives and other rentiers and all the useless beneficiaries, speaking mainly foreign languages like North African and Middle Eastern. It doesn't exist. And your character design insults our culture.
I mean, the thing is, most people not being used to AC means they generally sleep at a higher temperature. When you turn on the AC and suddenly sleep with 4° less heat, youre more likely to get a cold
@PhilipFry. Is that 4 non-American degrees or real degrees?
@@mollygrace3068 Celsius of course. Every respectable human uses Celsius
As a native European, I can confirm this besides one detail: WTF is an aircon, we don't have that in Europe buildings as the average age of a European house is around 350 years 🤣🤣🤣
Except in the east or in the germany region
Air conditioner
@stargamer9614 That video was taken in Germany, as you can see from the license plates and a few other things ;-)
@@j.h.4570 ok thx
Although i was just seeing that the ussr, USA, the raf and the whermacht didnt left that much 350 years old house intact in those area
We do use air conditioners in Bulgaria.
The multiple adidas bags are perfect😂😂😂
Nothing uncoordinated! Total efficiency and style!!
the dude sell drugs with the bags so he dont get pills from a rando he has his own stash ;)
Every European man wears one lol
@@TaySlayXOXO 🤣
@@TaySlayXOXOnot adidas, Guxxi 🙏😶🌫️
The "20°C, freezing cold. 22°C, boiling hot" is so good 😂😂😂
I don’t get that one
For real. I remember watching the British baking show years ago and they were talking about boiling in the tent, because it was 35 degrees.
@Mazhypic Celsius has a smaller range from Fahrenheit. 100 degrees is boiling to them, whereas it’s just swim weather to Americans.
@@mollygrace3068 No I know celsius, I’m not American. What I don’t get is why 20° would be freezing while 2 degree higher is boiling hot.
@@Mazhypic Americans usually make fun of Europeans that live in areas with mild climate. For example, I live in the coast of the Basque Country (northern Spain), which usually has a very pleasant year-round climate when it comes to temperature (humidity and rain hit hard tho lmao).
Many areas of the US have very hot summer days or very cold winter days (sometimes even both), and it's funny to Americans how, say, a British dude complains about 26°C days and stuff like that.
The numbers are obviously an exaggeration, but I love the reference of these Americans making fun of Europeans complaining about temperatures that seem mild to US standards 😂😂😂
As an African I'm even afraid of asking what Americans think Africa is like 😂😂.
Haha we need this video
I know africa isn't country but continent. Why would you say you are African instead your country name? Edited to add due to multiple replies of people who think I don't know that Euro isn't a country neither 🤣 obviously, if I know Africa isn't one I know Euro isn't neither. I just didn't realize that the African commentor was also making same joke.
@@TrollinCrazyRussian South Africa propably
LMAO. That would be classic. Just like Europe is a "country," same would go for Africa. Also, they probably think everybody lives in small villages in huts and completely unaware that places like Nairobi, Lagos, Dar es Salaam, etc exist. 😅
As an African American, you don’t wanna know…
I am from Denmark... Oh I am sorry, Europe, and I am stunned how accurate this describes my day, although I must say I speak much more European during the day than this guy does (my job requires it).
😊 wow i am a german girl and i lived the same ! 🎉
Im from Europe in a place calld Denmark too, and I love speaking Euapean 🙂
Haha! The American version of this skit is definitely who Northern Europeans think WE are. I worked at a museum in the rural Western US, some Danish tourists asked me if I’d ever met a Dane before 😂😂😂 I replied “velkommen” (can’t spell it) & explained we are verrrrrrrry Nordic/Scandinavian here, it’s true we are isolated but ofc I know Danish people! Ufda! I was showing off & demonstrated I know every spelling (& the correct pronunciation) for the name Knudsen/Knutson. I’m still chuckling, how would I NOT know Danish people?? You all sent us your grumpiest farmers then forgot completely.
Aaa Europe the best country in the world 🌎
country? 😭
Ikr
@@AUSTRIAN101that’s the joke
*city
Yeah, so much better than Africa. That country is too hot.
“I then wake up in the hospital, waking up to the outrageous medical cost of 20$.”
*euros
@@suonatar1 my mistake, “10 euros”
Why would you pay? What's medical cost? Never heard about that.
@@norbertjanos that’s why it’s outrageous
20 cents more like
That's exactly my daily routine, with the difference that being Italian I usually have lunch and dinner with my family, starting at noon and ending at 20.30 with a brief pause to grab some grapes from my vineyard.
I’m european, where’s my pay for being alive??
I want that too 😂
bro im collecting it every month, its also known as unemployment benefit
Fill in the forms
you are the ones that pay other for being alive
You’re in the wrong Europe, have you tried the other Europe
Crazy to see Content machine in Düsseldorf
Fr
I recognized the marktplatz instantly cos I visited Dusseldorf 1 week ago!
Allerdings…. 😬
We have the longest bar in the world in Düsseldorf!
Is that not Drusselstein?
I love watching "soccer" in Europe
@@ShaafiPlayz for 3 hours😂
@@joshuawainaina8103 he point was nobody uses Soccer in Europe. Or in the world. It's Football for everywhere except the US and MAYBE Australia/Canada
...uhh, right, what 'Mericans think, Europeans do...
@@Pyan3z I know I was just doubling down on the fact that a game is about 2 hours(including halftime)
@@joshuawainaina8103 yeah I understand what you were doing lol
"I speak European" proceeds to speak arabic 😂😂😂
Maybe in 5 to 10 years.
Well Americans are wrong.... we actually don't install AC in our houses. The rest is about right.
What?!
No AC in the European houses?
What a lie!
I have two,as the summer without AC in my country is impossible to stand.
@Nannas-cp5nd there are so many places across Europe, and we are talking hotels, private houses, etc, without ACs lol
@@andram.1644
I was talking about private houses and the apartments.
Lol for your generalising darling,having no means for installing AC in one's house or apartment...well that cannot be pronounced as the fact about EU.
Because you see,the private houses and the flats,are actually situated in Europe.
Understand?
@@Nannas-cp5nd statistically less than 10% of homes in the EU have an air conditioner compared to 88% of the US.
@@gamesguy
Indeed?
And whose statistic would that be?
I’m happy you keep speaking European. We need to preserve this language so that it doesn’t die out eventually.
It sounds Arabic 😂
@@Mariya-w4b plus a heavy French accent 😅
@@Mariya-w4b That's the joke
😂😂😂
Yeah, after all it's one of the very few really natural languages of the world, along with Esperanto.
That real kissing freaked me out and definitely surprised me 😂
Fr that was unexpected😭
Ong I think he’s done that before
I assume that's his real girlfriend.
A first for this channel, and we've never seen that model in a previous video too?
@@rbguerreiro2466 idiot
Your European accent is spot on. Perfect pronunciation
As a European, i can confirm we talk to girls for 45 seconds and shaboink righr after, good to be alive in the country of Europe
Yeah I heard that's legal there. How much do they charge?
@@MagnificentSails40€ for 20min
@@MagnificentSails 2-8 beers depending on the girl
@@NorsnameMan Cheers! 🍻
@@NorsnameMan “I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut” 🍸1950 movie 'All About Eve' - Bette Davis
This is actually eerily accurate. The only part you got wrong is the AC, we usually don't even have those.
I do😂
Depends if you are in the south or north of Europe
In south Europe we can't live in Sommer without them :)
In centre Italy I use a lot
It is not so used in Spain, but it is getting more common
Eastern Europe is proud of you for that outfit🥹🫡
Edit: Wow thanks for all the likes guys!
He's the ultimate Slav bossfight
Not anymore... Western kids/teenageers dress like this more nowadays
@@saint-simon1134 It was just a silly joke about the stereotypes of us but thanks for the super useful observation man
Back in the days abibas was a status symbol, it meant that you stole an athlete's suit. Now every West Berliner has one! Smerde, Gamoto, Blyat, Kurwa!
Eastern europeans don’t dress like that anymore. We have money and we dress up. Saint is right, western european teens dress like that.
It's great that everyone in Europe speaks European, it makes going to school much easier: less tedious language lessons. ☝️👍😁
Well, it´s funny because sometimes it´s true. Here in Flanders there´s something called steenkoolduits: ua-cam.com/video/Kh1Y4hHCszc/v-deo.html
fewer
@@Gloriath1useless correction
Die Deutsches Sprache ist die einzige Europäische Sprache
😂
American knowledge about foreign countries is really amazing...
We are demographically challenged lol
Irony?
@@daveweiss5647 obviously 😂
As a European I must say this is pretty accurate. At 1 PM we all get together and speak some European(German mixed with Italian)
No European would say 1 PM. As a real European, I say 13:00.
@@HeriEystberg So what are you saying? I have been lied to all my life and I’m not European? 😂
@Gwngoza I don't know, you tell me!
I am technically speaking not a European but from one of the Nordic countries, so I have no comment 😅
😂 Funniest comment ever.
@@HeriEystberg now your saying the nordics aren’t european?😂interesting.
"Then at 1p.m. I speak some European"
_Martian slang sounds_
Sounded like Arabic, 😅which in a few decades will be true for a few European countries
@@Sunshine-Dragon what you mean its already is
@@Sunshine-Dragonit sounds more like a mix of italian, french and german
Nice video about europeans, greetings from Spain (Mexico)
Now if you excuse us, we're gonna eat some tacos while riding a bull.
@@mrtruman4339but a first a king's siesta to recharge energies.
"Spain is a language, not a country!" 😉😉🙃
Spain isn't in Mexico
@@PrayerPartnerExtraordinaire That's the joke tho, it's meant to ironically represent what a stereotypical American would say.
Haven heard anyone speaking European recently,might just travel to Europe to hear it again,what a great country
Danke was well pronounced. Hope you guys had fun in Germany 👍
Seems like it was shot in Vienna
@@ME-ls9de Bist du Österreich?
@@J-J-GYTDas wäre krass. "l'Autriche, c'est moi." 😂
Close to the end it seems like the Rathausplatz in Düsseldorf. Or maybe I'm trippin'
@@echocho_ Definitely Düsseldorf. The car registrations all read “D” and they were already there for their previous videos
The part with the stranger randomly providing drugs in the streets of Berlin is completely accurate 😂
It's Düsseldorf but, given that yesterday the police shut off a pizzeria selling cocaine, it makes totally sense.
Pizza 40 jokes will be funny for at least one year
In Spain, and Poland too...
Well France too 😂 it's like western Europe roundabout for drugs
Dennmark too
He is dressed appropriately for Frankfurt Hauptbahnhof
(Germans will understand)
I would say hamburg is way worse lol, open drug use middle of the city and around their station. Frankfurt was clean and people were dressed proper. From a non German
what do they sell (or NOT sell) there? haha
@@AikSTHLM1994did you take the main entrance when you used the Frankfurt main train station?
The one facing east in the direction of the bankers' district.
Usually this entrance and the entire Taunus Street are a tiny glimpse of Hell itself.
@@AikSTHLM1994I don't know about Hamburg, but Frankfurt around station is awful, Düsseldorf is ok in comparison...
@AikSTHLM1994 my girlfriend is from Hamburg. This is accurate 😂
Greetings Europeans from Poland! I wish I could see your... Country... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm pretty fluent in european myself, so I can tell you that it was some top level european. I literally got goosebumps.
european language = bad english
What did he say? I'm Canadian so I can only speak (barely) English.
@FringeWizard2 😂😂😂
@@FringeWizard2my dear, it's a double joke 😂 first of all, there is no "european", but many different languages 😂 second, the guy in the video doesn't say anything in any language, just making some noises that for americans resemble european languages 😂
😂😂😂In truth they seemed like Arabic verses. No European speaks that strange language.
I like it how the European language sounded like a mix between German and Italian 😄
I'd say more like arabic...😂
Arabic ,Italian .....very European 😊😅😂😂
@@micks7655 Italy is European tho xd
@@micks7655 Italy is the cradle of Europe ;)
@@fral.2708… actually; Greece is…
As a serbian, ONLY ONE PACK!?!?
Hello, from kosovo
@@The_Termite_Kingand so it begins
For real, 5 packs on person at all times.
@@fluffigverbimmeltwait for it, at least one will show up
@@ema370Definitely, either from one side will show up and start a debate
Europe ain't Country Whatcha Cooking😭🙏
I am from the country of Europe and this video is 100% accurate! :)
Get your facts right, there are no countries in Europe, only cities like Germany, France or Spain. Europe is THE COUNTRY 😅
@@joseibanez227🤦♂️🤦♂️
@@joseibanez227i think you forgot Moscow and St Petersburg and Kiev
@@anderslindstedt9401 nahhh, those are neighborhoods on the country of Asia. Dont try to trick me.
I live in Europe in the state France what a magnifique country
Poor guy 😂
Why are you gay?
Fier d'être français
Bonjour french
My condolences
As a "European", the only people I've ever heard in my life talk about "Europe" as a country or a travel destination are Americans.
Well as a European I suppose an African can say that about you too 😂
@@sarahtrinkitty868No.. We know the difference between Nigeria and Egypt
@@sarahtrinkitty868 Not about me 😂 I know my stuff
Well to be fair, I've never gone to Europe and only visited one country during the trip. But you might want to check yourself. You're using "Americans" while the Americas are two continents plus the Carribean and contains 35 countries.
To be fair are everyone saying "Americans" when talk about US, I guess Canada and Mexico just doesn't count.
And yeah, even people from US say that.
But it is a bit odd that they know people from Alaska and Florida are very different but think all Europeans are basically the same no matter if you are from Sweden or Greece....
His outfit is balcan for sure😂😂😂😂 men in eastern europe love this
The temperature struggle is real. 22 is the awkward temperature where I put on shorts but still wear a jacket. Lol
As a northern european 20 is still t-shirt weather especially if its sunny. I think we are just built different here.
Fahrenheit is superior to Celsius for human sensitivity
@@karenandrews4224
No
@@vinz4066Doch
@@vinz4066Yes
….and you ask Germans „ do you have washing machines in Germany?“ ( happened to me in the USA 🤣)
I was asked exactly that by my host familiy as a German exchange student in Texas. They had a Miele washing machine
@@einflinkeswiesel2695 😹
I am so sorry.
@@jacqueline7938 Danke 🌸
What does that question mean? Like, what are they thinking?
I'm from México, I'm currently studying abroad in Spain, these mfs say that Wine (Tinto de Verano) = Water, and they smoke like crazy wtf. But, at least in Spain people aren't allergic to AirCon lol
What is Spain? Is that a big city in the country called Europe?
@BernardoDominguesBotelho do you know France? Its the city in the North of spain
@@BernardoDominguesBotelho No, Spain is a Mexico in the country of Europe.
Pobrecillo, está estudiando en Andalucía. Mucho mejor Galicia donde bebemos aguardiente de 73 grados y esnifamos cocaína todas las mañanas. Tú te lo pierdes
Verdad aunque tinto de verano es vino con limon no vino (un buen vino es algo caro), te recomiendo que pruebes Calimotxo (vino con cola) o bebas cerveza Estrella Galicia eso si que nuestra agua (en el norte de España)
This is extremely accurate and hey, people with pills are your friends. Roll on the good times!
As an european you forgot that i got hit by a car lost 2 legs and 2 hands and i go to hospital and i get charged 10 euros witch is so expensive😂😂😂
Yes but for anything not straight up life threatening you have to wait for 6 months .
@@RK-cj4oclol no we have house doctors
Allow me to disagree xD
Minor things=get an appointment immediately
Life threatening= get an appointment immediately, and hope they fix it
Potentially life threatening but also really annoying=lets wait 5months to see a doctor shall we?
Charged €10, what country is that????? Portugal, The UK and France you pay 0
Lmfao
When people in Europe start saying Shaboinking you know these guys are a cultural phenomenon 😂❤
😂😂😂👌
This is exactly how Croatia is like. You didn’t miss one point
True , I visited Split once and the police had Adidas uniforms.
@@Marco-ItaROMA What are you talking about
@@admontblanc Whaaaaaat? I did not never ever see the police in "addidas".. ?!?!
@@Ladyhighlanderit's a joke??? Lol
Adidas everything 😂😂😂. It's a european cliche but so true. I love my adidas bag 😂😂😂
My monthly payment to be alive: good old German social benefits😂😂
Bürgergeld
I can confirm that we say 'Danke' every time we get pills on the street :D
ITS CALLED FOOTBALL in EUROPE 😂😂😂
Fútbol in European
@@MinimumWageREI ah yes, famous European language
@@MinimumWageREI I know I Know Thanks for Veryfying
That’s really good especially ‘Europe is the best country in the world bit’. 🇪🇺🎉
One caveat. Emporio Armani for messenger bags unless you’re trying to give major school kid energy.
You forgot that in the evening we paining marvellous art 🖼️ and compose symphonies
If we fail at painting it's world war, so we have to be very good at it
That outfit is spot on!
That European sounded like Arabic 😂
As an Arab myself, I'll gladly confirm that 😂
Well, Arabic will be most commonly spoken language in Europe soon so this was pretty accurate
@@rotzpippn i know people who say that as well, but I have doubts myself. Everything went too far now and there is no return i am afraid
Welcome to what I hope was intended as the joke
That was the point
You described my german day routine pretty accurate :D
The Danke at the end was honestly so good
Why do americans think europe is a single country😂
Because U.S.A is one country that have many states in it, they think it works the same here😂😂
do you know sarcasm?
A lot of americans actually do tho@@krisrazur78
@@justAplayer333 But... But... The Soviet Union was a country. That must mean the EU is a country!!! (Jk)
No one thinks that
"Europa? Wasn't that a moon of Jupiter?"
- An american, most likely
nah, an american wouldn't know that Jupiter has moons
@@SGBX_realYeah that’s why Europe relies on America for military aid like parasites. Also why the best universities and tech companies are all European, not American
american school system doesn’t teach that much
Americans only know Jupiter from Sailor Moon.
Hah you are hilarious if u think they know that much. And callisto is just a name of a cartoon or a dog
For racism, cigarette, soccer, monthly benefit, it TOTALLY TRUE 😂
holy shit this man looks scarily accurate to every third person you see walking around in germany
They are called talahons🤣
@@sandream1286 psst psst
@@sandream1286 9 years?
Lmao at "nutella" when he was speaking European 😂
“Aircon is bad for your lungs”
“I smoked a whole pack of cigarettes for dinner last night”
Actually AC damaged my health in the summer of 2024...
As an American, this is how we see Europeans
Did I just hear "Danke"? No wayyy!! 😅
Good to see you guys here in Germany, hope you're having a great time!
You missed the one about travelling 2 hours and having to speak 7 different languages.
Nooo...Americans think that we all speak European
As a european I am jealous I can't even find your Ah-dee-Dahs outfit online I love the color and would buy it immediately. You need to improve your european though, you sounded like Saddam Hussein or somerhing
Lmfao
I am pretty sure that him transitioning his words into something that sounded somewhat Arabic might have been a joke in itself lmao
@@davidSLB Germany sounds very Arabic and Turkish these days, unfortunately, while the UK sounds very much Urdu and Hindi 🤦
@@-Mitra- India sounds very much English
@@thecollegeofra you didn't get my point at all, but that's okay 😶
Whahaha for sure we live way more happyer , I can’t stop smiling 😂
The joke is CM thinks Europeans have aircon.
Lots of south europeasants do
@@Psyssoimpossible to get by without it during summer in most of Spain, Greece or Italy.
AC was invented by an Italian, still in Italy is more common seeing a Mobile one like Pinguino Delonghi more than destroying ancient palaces
European here,that european language you spoke is absolutely on point theese days😁😁😁
He almost spoke Esperanto with his gibberish 😄
Air-condition in Germany:
Stoßlüften um 6:00 Uhr morgens,
dann Fenster zu und Vorhänge zu
bis ca.00:00 Uhr,
dann wieder Stoßlüften,
das ganze wiederholen bis es Herbst wird,
bei Bedarf die kalte Luft aus dem Keller ins Haus lassen
yup germany is still a medieval country confirmed
@@josephvarga3076 what? The average temperatures in that country don't warrant aircon, not to mention it's shit in environmental terms. You have windows, so you open them for some fresh air. Plus the houses are very solid stone buildings, only downside of this is condensation can build up. So another reason for airing the place out regularly is to avoid mould.
@@diarmuidkuhle8181 ''in that country'' I have 40+ degrees in my house in the summer, so idk what you re talking about
At least they have one thing right; complaining about the weather. Here in The Netherlands, it is almost a national sport.
Same here in the UK. See you in the World Weather Complaining finals! ;-)
@peterrenn6341 😁
People in europe dont call it soccer. Its called football ! You play the game with your feet.
Blame England for inventing that word. Also, every country has its culture. We call it soccer, and so does Canada and Australia and Japan and South Africa.
@@dangercat9188soccer is so stupid? Why isn't it football. Makes so much more sense
@malagargamer5598 I agree with you. It should be FOOTball, but soccer is just the way I grew up saying it. From what I heard, when the British came to North America, it was called Association Football or something like that and then they abbreviated it to "soccer" and ever since then, that's how we ended up saying it 🤷
@@dangercat9188yeah I always used to say football rather than soccer but while living in Australia, I completely adjusted after a couple of months. It’s virtually impossible to use „football“ there because then they would always think of their Aussie footy. So I completely had to adjust to avoid miscommunication😅
Voetbal?
So, in a nutshell, for Americans Europe is a conglomerate of ultraliberal things that fascinates them but simultaneously deeply fear:
- Lotsa casual beer
- Lotsa easy drugs
- Lotsa easy sex
- Insufferably respectful of the environment
- Free money
- A cryptic, chic sounding language (no American) spoken
- SOCCER
That ultraliberal paycheck from the government right?
@@riskydelopus6233
Ultraliberal in American language: far left
Ultraliberal in European language: ultra capitalist
@@camilohiche4475 yeah americans get it all twisted always
is this you in the short @@riskydelopus6233
Europe is more capitalist than US people think. The welfare systems in Europe were in principle invented by Bismarck to "disarm" the socialists; if people get welfare from the state, they are much less likely to revolt.
Europe really is the best country in the world😂
This kind of clothes are generally wear by some europeans from the south of Europe or north of Africa 😂 especially in France 😅
“Drugs?” “Sure!”
As a brasilian I can confirm this is 100% correct
🤣🤣
😂😅🤓
While this is intentionally stereotypical and ridiculous (and hilarious therefore), what I love is that you refer to the Europeans (not Germans, Italians...). Gives me a sense of community and togetherness. I ❤ Europe! United in Diversity! ❤
In fact, he says "... Europe, the best country in the world..."
Yup. Muricans made us feel closer to each other despite our huge cultural differences and language barriers lol
Lol lol lol lol, that really made me laugh. I’d be offended but, of course, I’m not European, I’m British!!!
So I guess the Island of Great Britain drifted away from Europe towards Africa, or maybe North America, probably Asia via the polar sea route?😁
"I wake up at 8am in the Best country in Earth Europe"💀💀💀
yeah that's right, as we say in European: أوروبا هي أجمل بلد في العالم
At least we aren't speaking German.
stop speaking Chinese bro :D
We don’t watch soccer, we watch football
I think that’s the joke.
When do you watch futball?
Exactly!! In the European language it's football.
@@danielz1666 it's football,futball is Spanish I guess,but mostly it is known as Football
@@Boomstercriminal In Spanish is futbol, to match the English pronunciation I guess
As an italian i can confirm it's True. It's really accurate.That is europe
Not him worried about air conditioning being bad for your lungs and then looking for a cigarette 😂
as a European this is actually how we live in EU .
As a European i can confirm that a soccer match lasts three hours
Living in Switzerland this "European" language sounds pretty close 🤣🤣🤣 and of course we all don't work here but watch Fussball 🥅⚽🏃🏻♂️🏃🏽😅😂😂😂
He’s living it up in Düsseldorf!
As a european, i can confirm, 45 seconds is enough
So hillarious!😂 Love from Sweden!🇸🇪
As an American, I actually don't know what Europeans do 😭
Best country on earth Europe!!
sounded utterly American!
I know, right? 😂 The country, called Europe, is what they teach americans in schools and universities 😂
Dios mío , pero es verdad claro .
Ich kann bestätigen, dass nicht alle amerikanischen Schulen schlecht sind. Ich hatte eine sehr gute Ausbildung, als ich nach Amerika zog, nachdem meine Mutter aus der amerikanischen Luftwaffe ausgeschieden war.
Tell me you didn't get the joke without daying you didn't get the joke....
As a European, I can confirm, we're afraid of aircon in 22 degree heat and smoke 20 cigarettes for dinner.
I'm from Germany and I can approve that it's 100% like that over here. 👍🏻 🇩🇪
Agreed! I also live in the European city of Germany.
1000% right. Still waiting for my Alive-Money tho and also _I wish_ flirting will be that easy.
At 1 PM he's taking habibi come to Germany 😂😂😂
I wish getting into a relationship was so easy.
These skits are genuinely amazing
"aircon is not good for your lungs"
"I smoked a pack last night for dinner"
🤔😬🙄😏😭😂😅
As a european i can confirm that this is very accurate, especially the part about shaboinking with a girl after knowing them for 45 sec, as I do that atleast twice a day.
Düsseldorf!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤
Your european is pretty good 💪🏼🔝