FACE-OFF: Woman Edition | Matt Walsh Vs Michael Knowles

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  • @HairyOldMen-n6q
    @HairyOldMen-n6q 2 роки тому +3441

    "thank you for having me on my own show"

  • @wherethetatosat
    @wherethetatosat 2 роки тому +2240

    "How many types of bras are there?"
    "Off. On."
    No, no. He's got a point.

    • @hmb8801
      @hmb8801 2 роки тому +23

      What is off bra?

    • @blaedus5318
      @blaedus5318 2 роки тому +125

      @@hmb8801, the opposite of an on bra.

    • @Allister_1
      @Allister_1 2 роки тому +46

      You fellas are on it bra

    • @kashiaroundtheworld
      @kashiaroundtheworld 2 роки тому +10

      As a woman 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kashiaroundtheworld
      @kashiaroundtheworld 2 роки тому +28

      As a woman, there are so many types, I'm confused how many types there are

  • @pianophase7060
    @pianophase7060 2 роки тому +861

    I love how Matt shamelessly asked Siri for the answer

  • @becca0479
    @becca0479 Рік тому +270

    "whereas men have to be funny because we're not generally very physically attractive" *shows Matt*

  • @Anchor-Supreme
    @Anchor-Supreme 2 роки тому +2127

    Would be awesome to see the Daily Wire hosts do a Family Feud-style gameshow. That could be really fun.

    • @bchavez7529
      @bchavez7529 2 роки тому +13

      YES!!!!

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 2 роки тому +24

      Have you seen the Valentine Newlywed Game style show? The men had to guess how their women would answer. It was great!

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому +3

      @@purplelove392 You brought me back... i was born in the 1970s.

    • @johnwisniewski8712
      @johnwisniewski8712 2 роки тому +22

      Daily wire “family” vs the blaze “family”

    • @zr3755
      @zr3755 2 роки тому +4

      @@johnwisniewski8712 I NEED this in my life

  • @mattTHEEgreat
    @mattTHEEgreat 2 роки тому +543

    That 25 seconds of Matt looking silently into the camera was honestly terrifying. That's a solid dad stare you only get from booking serious hours in the battle trenches of fatherhood.

  • @gudea5207
    @gudea5207 2 роки тому +974

    Matt Walsh may live a little longer with his choice of Hilary Clinton as the most attractive woman

    • @anneseventeen5379
      @anneseventeen5379 2 роки тому +31

      Best answer of the bit!

    • @WLTruth
      @WLTruth 2 роки тому

      His suicide has been delayed… lol

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 2 роки тому

      Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NESD God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn from our sins and let Him truly be our Lord continually. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this ( our sin in its TRUE light), we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today.. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him!! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️

    • @borderlines8021
      @borderlines8021 2 роки тому +4

      funny is Knowles looks like he could be related to his joke queen Elizabeth in her early days I mean.. look her up and say they don't look related 😭

    • @AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina
      @AsAWhiteManMarriedToALatina Рік тому

      Yeah but Kate Moss isn't exactly pretty either. She's just OK looking, like a Jennifer Lawrence. Ariana Grande before the Asian surgery is the only celebrity I can think of that could be a 10.

  • @ibtgb2
    @ibtgb2 2 роки тому +453

    These two together are the best thing the daily wire has ever done 😂

  • @MindFoolOfMusic
    @MindFoolOfMusic 2 роки тому +572

    The most Matt has ever smiled is when he was trying to cheat lmfao

    • @scottapache5041
      @scottapache5041 2 роки тому +30

      If you ever see Mr. Walsh smile he is cheating.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 2 роки тому

      Secret knowledge hidden from the public; final warning! 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 2 роки тому

      Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NESD God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn from our sins and let Him truly be our Lord continually. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this ( our sin in its TRUE light), we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today.. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him!! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️

    • @mikahong
      @mikahong 2 роки тому

      Feel like that's gonna age well

  • @noahmurdock2000
    @noahmurdock2000 2 роки тому +96

    "Am I married to a four year old? What do you mean favorite color?" I just about died laughing.

  • @roofkorean2067
    @roofkorean2067 2 роки тому +407

    Thanks for having me on my own show is such a Micheal Knowles thing to say

    • @TheBenevolentDictatorship
      @TheBenevolentDictatorship 2 роки тому +16

      Who’s funnier, Matt or Michael? Tough one. I personally appreciate Matt’s super dry wit. But Chuckles in brilliant, too!

    • @mariab.774
      @mariab.774 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheBenevolentDictatorship Matt

    • @johnwilliams1223
      @johnwilliams1223 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheBenevolentDictatorship
      Matt for sure! His dry witty sense of humor gets me every time. Plus he’s our sweet daddy…😂

    • @staceykinderplasch
      @staceykinderplasch 2 роки тому +3

      @@johnwilliams1223 yes! Sweet baby gang for life!

    • @blazefa.
      @blazefa. 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheBenevolentDictatorship Matt

  • @pamglass6007
    @pamglass6007 2 роки тому +437

    I had the same reaction that Michael had when he found out that women have more sexual partners than men. Come ‘on ladies. I think we need to quit pointing the finger at men as the problem.

    • @Belnick6666
      @Belnick6666 2 роки тому +18

      that study is most likely about relationships, not 6 partners....most females when I was in 8th grade have had more than 5 males in them, or them females just lied in that study, or they only asked Amish

    • @dustinb4286
      @dustinb4286 2 роки тому +35

      This shouldn't surprise anyone. Men have to try to get women to have sex with them, women don't have to try, they just need to say yes when asked.

    • @ss19979-d
      @ss19979-d 2 роки тому +12

      I think that really depends on what part of the world are you studying

    • @dal8963
      @dal8963 2 роки тому +8

      It seems like a weird questin as if the population is about 50/50 and you need one of each to count as 1 encounter then men and women sleep around about the same or some women are very busy and some men are very busy

    • @catross3713
      @catross3713 2 роки тому

      @@Belnick6666 okay incel

  • @barrettlevenec4492
    @barrettlevenec4492 Рік тому +86

    Easily the funniest part was when the camera panned straight on Matt when Michael said some men aren't attractive

  • @anaclararodas4833
    @anaclararodas4833 2 роки тому +190

    I'm a woman and when they asked how many kinds of bras are there I just thought normal and sports. 😂 Imagine my surprise when the answer was 40 something

    • @RaeBehrs
      @RaeBehrs 2 роки тому +18

      T shirt, racer back, nursing, sleep, shelf, push up, strapless, sports, bralette, front closure... and I'm out lol no idea what the others would be.

    • @eves9638
      @eves9638 2 роки тому +10

      @@RaeBehrs balconette, clear strap, bullet bra (do they even still make them)

    • @nightingale2424
      @nightingale2424 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the same lo

    • @Rebecca_Violet
      @Rebecca_Violet 2 роки тому +5

      @@eves9638 I read that as "baconette" and I was both intrigued and confused lol

    • @terriiii8785
      @terriiii8785 2 роки тому +1

      minimizer... believe it or not... my favorite!!!

  • @ladyinpink403
    @ladyinpink403 2 роки тому +93

    I was actually captivated by my husband's eyes when we first met.

  • @WelcomeToJ
    @WelcomeToJ 2 роки тому +121

    Matt was so proud at the end that he got his wife's favourite colour right lol. That's as muted of a massive "win" celebration we'll ever see from him.

  • @HairyOldMen-n6q
    @HairyOldMen-n6q 2 роки тому +117

    2:22 "nice" that moment was golden and their reactions

  • @Mhelikerart
    @Mhelikerart 2 роки тому +12

    I know I notice the eyes first, not as “oh beautiful!” or something. Eyes quickly tell me a lot about that person; where they’re focused, how they might be feeling (anxiety or ease), their general age (laugh lines and such), how their day may have been (fatigue etc.) - I think it’s the best way to choose to connect or self-protect.

  • @firstcloudwalker
    @firstcloudwalker 2 роки тому +65

    I’m so proud of Sweet Daddy Walsh for knowing his wife so well🥹🥰

    • @lauravettoretti1323
      @lauravettoretti1323 2 роки тому +7

      If you've seen Matt's documentary the best part is the last couple of minutes when he asks her to define a woman. The way they looked at each other made my heart melt. Nice to see. I'm sure it's the same for Michael. God bless both of their families.

    • @iheartoIdmen
      @iheartoIdmen 5 місяців тому

      Daddy is crazy Ngl 😭😭

  • @jenns6063
    @jenns6063 2 роки тому +22

    I'm so tired of the whole "men aren't very attractive" LIE that some (probably feminist) started peddling. "Women are more attractive." Yes: IF YOU'RE A MAN!!! As a heterosexual woman, I obviously find men incredibly attractive (looking at you, Mr. Walsh!) and women.... meh. Not so much.

    • @leila2622
      @leila2622 2 роки тому +3

      yes mr. walsh is a hottie

    • @zerbstablackthunder3514
      @zerbstablackthunder3514 2 роки тому +1

      Yesssss. We don't care about the other women. 😂

    • @Sullivanin
      @Sullivanin 2 роки тому +3

      Yes it’s so weird that men think this. Of course straight women find men attractive. I can tell if a woman is attractive, but it doesn’t “move” me in the same way as an attractive man.

    • @Antonio_Serdar
      @Antonio_Serdar 2 місяці тому

      I guess he meant more beautiful just purely esthetically, not se*ually attractive of course.

  • @kevinmcd112
    @kevinmcd112 2 роки тому +206

    You should do a Faceoff with Ben on the Old Testament.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 роки тому +12

      *YES!*

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      Why? Ben goes by Rabbinic reading of the Scriptures, and considers Jesus the Christ a trouble maker, what you think of that Kevin? Go search on youtube of what Ben thinks of Jesus....
      Edited: removed "'Tony" and put "Kevin" because as user @Jacob Hill pointed out, i pasted in a reply that still applied but forgot i actually included the name of last user i applied the same reply to.

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 роки тому +2

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Where is that?

    • @JacobWHill
      @JacobWHill 2 роки тому +3

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 You really just copy and pasted your reply to another guy without even changing the name huh? Lazy.

    • @kevinmcd112
      @kevinmcd112 2 роки тому +3

      @@JacobWHill 😂😂 That's awesome!! Some people's kids. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardhaddadau
    @richardhaddadau 2 роки тому +60

    Matt Walsh: "Everyone's eyes look the same" 😂😂😂😂

  • @idid138
    @idid138 2 роки тому +148

    Is it just me, or is Matt having to hide smiles of happiness behind his whiteboard? 👶

  • @abbywiley5981
    @abbywiley5981 2 роки тому +45

    Matt guessing his wife's favorite color correctly is such an alpha move.

  • @maryannlazzell8660
    @maryannlazzell8660 2 роки тому +176

    Such a clever way to NOT advertise for Michael at the end 😂 good thinking, Matt

    • @doncamillo8611
      @doncamillo8611 2 роки тому +9

      He literally quoted straight his book at the end there, what do you mean?

    • @iamnia336
      @iamnia336 2 роки тому +2

      @@doncamillo8611 did u not get the sarcasm 😂

    • @purelightapologetics4930
      @purelightapologetics4930 2 роки тому

      R/whoosh

    • @doncamillo8611
      @doncamillo8611 2 роки тому +1

      @@iamnia336 Sarcasm game too strong, did you miss my sarcasm? Lmao

  • @jamm0356
    @jamm0356 2 роки тому +87

    Matt takes every opportunity to be a troll and I'm here for it. 😂😂😂

  • @lisamatarazzo6467
    @lisamatarazzo6467 2 роки тому +469

    I watched "what is a woman?" And the only problem I had with it was it wasn't longer, actually, two problems, the other one being that he didn't tell off those perverts, LoL! Love you Michael and Matt 💗!

    • @GardenMinistry.
      @GardenMinistry. 2 роки тому +1

      Same! 😁

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому +1

      Ciao Lisa, do you know what your last name means?

    • @jimmyc.491
      @jimmyc.491 2 роки тому +7

      He was on Huckabee tonight, and he mentioned he needed his producers to hold him back from telling them off. 😄

    • @jessicaj8564
      @jessicaj8564 2 роки тому

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 what does it mean?

    • @Matthew_Klepadlo
      @Matthew_Klepadlo 2 роки тому

      It is also is missing some things, but they tried to get it and just couldn’t.

  • @nullspace_xxii.
    @nullspace_xxii. 2 роки тому +49

    Matt/Michael’s dynamic gives me the impression that they’re the trope of the reserved, brooding introvert meeting the hyper-sanguine witty extrovert and they somehow just get along because they mutually find each other hilarious

  • @puzzLEGO
    @puzzLEGO 2 роки тому +247

    fun fact: there were 19 more cases of a mother birthing enough children for michael to beat matt (at least 27 children), 9 of them being after 1900

    • @rebelwithacause7334
      @rebelwithacause7334 2 роки тому +22

      My mom went to school with a woman who had 22 children; so yeah!

    • @MeanBeanComedy
      @MeanBeanComedy 2 роки тому +4

      Wait, he lost? 😢

    • @hellooutsiders6865
      @hellooutsiders6865 2 роки тому +9

      How'd she live past 1900.

    • @Arcticroberto9376
      @Arcticroberto9376 2 роки тому +1

      My first thought was "how many did great grandma have"

    • @jennmccaleb
      @jennmccaleb 2 роки тому +5

      My granny had an estimated 24 pregnancies but only 14/13 came to term I believe

  • @trinnity5201
    @trinnity5201 2 роки тому +55

    I literally punched the air when he said the answer for Fastest Woman. I was just sitting here saying, "FloJo...FLOJo...FLOJO!" 😂

  • @timthetoolpool
    @timthetoolpool 2 роки тому +399

    Keep doing these face off things. Maybe DW should produce a game show and allow members of the public to become contestants. Either against each other or against the hosts like a political Iron Chef.

    • @LeonMortgage
      @LeonMortgage 2 роки тому +7

      That would be pretty dope

    • @zeehighness9310
      @zeehighness9310 2 роки тому +9

      Brett Cooper 😆

    • @amyanderson5762
      @amyanderson5762 2 роки тому

      This would be a great idea especially since they are branching out into different areas of entertainment

    • @connorrhunterUK
      @connorrhunterUK 2 роки тому

      I’d say they should do a British-TV-style panel show with comedians and other celebrities instead of the public.

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 2 роки тому

      Secret knowledge hidden from the public; final warning! 👉The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 🔥

  • @jordenwadley7438
    @jordenwadley7438 2 роки тому +7

    As a woman I can tell you with 100% certainty that what women find most attractive In men is how they carry themselves and their confidence

  • @AndySaenz
    @AndySaenz 2 роки тому +94

    ONE WOMAN gave birth to 69 kids?! OH, MY GOD! That’s unbelievable! God bless her soul.

    • @jensantos4542
      @jensantos4542 2 роки тому

      God bless her uterus

    • @michaal105
      @michaal105 2 роки тому +18

      "Oh my God" is taking the Lord's name in vain. Just a loving rebuke not to do that.

    • @avg18
      @avg18 2 роки тому +3

      Poor woman!

    • @besticudcumupwith202
      @besticudcumupwith202 2 роки тому +9

      ...after the first 20 they just fall out.

    • @marjorie4310
      @marjorie4310 2 роки тому +3

      God rest her soul. She deserves some rest!

  • @princesslilianza1
    @princesslilianza1 2 роки тому +20

    "Everyone under 6 feet tall looks the same to me."
    Me, a 4'11 woman. "Everyone over 5 feet looks the same height to me."
    Can attest to the accuracy. 😂

    • @aramatoulayedabo3438
      @aramatoulayedabo3438 Рік тому +2

      As a 5'3 I feel the same. Everyone above my height is a giant to me.

  • @nkfd4688
    @nkfd4688 2 роки тому +102

    I can't imagine Knowles and Walsh switching faces 😅

  • @tdibetso8853
    @tdibetso8853 Рік тому +8

    Michael killed me when he said Queen Elizabeth!!!! Then gave the chef's kiss!!! I am in stitches!!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @Zorcon741
    @Zorcon741 2 роки тому +64

    "If you're a man it's required that you grow a beard,"

    • @h3w45
      @h3w45 2 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 2 роки тому +7

      Unless the beard looks like shit. Some guys just have patches of hair and that don't work.

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      @@dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 So that is their fault because of their genetics?

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      I've had one for a while.

    • @nekemli2622
      @nekemli2622 2 роки тому

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 If you can't grow a beard or it looks like shit then it doesn't matter but if you can you should because.. because look at Matt... his beard looks so fuckin good

  • @doritoreiss8089
    @doritoreiss8089 2 роки тому +7

    Smiling…definitely smiling. My husband’s smile lights up his whole face and makes me melt.

  • @kevinhodges7704
    @kevinhodges7704 2 роки тому +277

    2:19
    “The correct answer is 69”
    Knowles: “Nice” 😎😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Arcticroberto9376
      @Arcticroberto9376 2 роки тому +8

      I didn't notice that, good catch

    • @TherealHK-47
      @TherealHK-47 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I caught that and was impressed haha

    • @cherylcogan3542
      @cherylcogan3542 2 роки тому +3

      I didn't catch that, but I did remember the answer from the Guinness book of world records that I grew up with in the early '60s. I think it was the '59 edition, but not sure.

    • @Sweaty__Sheep
      @Sweaty__Sheep 2 роки тому +8

      He understood the assignment lol

    • @gabih9299
      @gabih9299 Рік тому

      I was looking for someone that caught that too

  • @CandyWorld30
    @CandyWorld30 2 роки тому +10

    My guesses before seeing their guesses:
    1. 55 children
    2. Teacher
    3. 5 000 $ on makeup
    4. Williams
    5. 5 min more to park
    6. 5ft 4in
    7. 8
    8. Angelina Jolie
    9. 10 partners
    10. Smiling man
    11. 15 billion
    12. Height (I was gonna write eyes but changed it)
    13. Australia, Slovakia, US, UK, France
    14. Michael's wife favorite color is turquoise and Matt's wife is blue

  • @jessstince4107
    @jessstince4107 2 роки тому +117

    This was fun! I've often wondered what Matt's smile looked like and I finally got the chance to see it. Not just once, but multiple times throughout this video. Very refreshing

    • @FutureNihilist
      @FutureNihilist 2 роки тому +9

      I see you have an affinity for the silent type ☺

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 2 роки тому

      Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NESD God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn from our sins and let Him truly be our Lord continually. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this ( our sin in its TRUE light), we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him!! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️

  • @sophiathesophisticated1383
    @sophiathesophisticated1383 2 роки тому +50

    As a woman, I did guess "eyes" and I guessed correctly. I personally don't look at height (unless the man is freakishly tall or a dwarf). I noticed my boyfriend's eyes right away
    Although, I do want to call bs on the straight-faced answer. I think women THINK they like straight-faced men more, but in reality, a man who is smiling looks more welcoming and more friendly and less moody and such. Of course, some men like Matt Walsh can pull off the straight face

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 2 роки тому +4

      It's always recommended for men and dating photos to smile. Maybe it's because they just want to know that he doesn't have horrible teeth, but usually having a straight face on dating apps does not get you anywhere.

    • @PhonySopran0
      @PhonySopran0 2 роки тому +1

      As a conservative, you may not look at height. Height is important to pretty much every woman on some scale. I've heard women notice hands as well.

    • @sophiathesophisticated1383
      @sophiathesophisticated1383 2 роки тому +6

      @@PhonySopran0 The question was "What do most women notice first when meeting a man?" That doesn't mean seeing them from afar, it means, actually meeting them and saying hello. A woman may subconsciously notice a man's height, but only because she's looking for his eyes which may be above her, below her, or at the same height as her depending on the man's height. Not saying eyes are what women find most important when looking at a man, but it's what they notice first when actually meeting a man. And this is because usually the first thing any person does when meeting someone is look into their eyes, unless they're super shy or something

    • @kristinacatherine5121
      @kristinacatherine5121 2 роки тому +6

      Dating apps are different from real life. In person a straight face looks serious, grown up, more masculine. But in a picture it looks serial-killer-ey

    • @sophiathesophisticated1383
      @sophiathesophisticated1383 2 роки тому +1

      @@kristinacatherine5121 That's a good point. Although, I think it's the opposite for me. I'm a huge introvert and meeting people in person is scary so smiling makes them less scary, but seeing picutres of men on the internet is less scary since they're "behind a screen"

  • @stevenwiederholt7000
    @stevenwiederholt7000 2 роки тому +42

    "Reasons to Vote for Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide" I'm waiting eagerly for the movie. Sure to be Oscar material.

  • @brynnaandersen7739
    @brynnaandersen7739 2 роки тому +20

    “What do women first notice when they meet a man?”
    My gut answer was “eyes,” but I don’t ever pay attention to their eye color. I think I’d have to say that my honest answer is “hairline”

  • @trashrelationships9657
    @trashrelationships9657 2 роки тому +151

    Everyday I have to decide which of these two guys I’m listening to for my work out hour. This face off feels appropriate

    • @Faux-losophy
      @Faux-losophy 2 роки тому +15

      Hahah, I relate to that. I was a Knowles guy, but, then I watched "What is a Woman" and Walsh is starting to take over the workout hour.

    • @0hn0haha
      @0hn0haha 2 роки тому +15

      You two should just work out for two hours and that way you can listen to both.

    • @tikoblocks3224
      @tikoblocks3224 2 роки тому +6

      I like 0hn0haha's solution

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 2 роки тому +8

      Ben introduced me to Klavan who introduced me to Knowles, which introduced me to Matt & we've been part of the Sweet Baby Gang for over 2 years.

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      @@0hn0haha heh.

  • @Rosie_C
    @Rosie_C 2 роки тому +4

    Okay, here is a woman who does not notice eyes. I can remember being married for several months, and one day I looked to double check that I knew what color my husband’s eyes were. And I had a massive crush on him for 5 years before we were married.

  • @tonyshannon8429
    @tonyshannon8429 2 роки тому +358

    Love these face offs, maybe a literature, philosophy or world history one would be good. Someone else said an Old Testament face off with Ben. That's a great idea. Greetings from Ireland :)

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому +1

      Ben goes by Rabbinic reading of the Scriptures, and considers Jesus the Christ a trouble maker, what you think of that Tony? Go search on youtube of what Ben thinks of Jesus....

    • @JacobWHill
      @JacobWHill 2 роки тому +7

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 Because it'd be fun to watch, guy

    • @davidjcheney
      @davidjcheney 2 роки тому +4

      A literature one with Klavan or Shapiro would be interestin

    • @lauriepoo928
      @lauriepoo928 2 роки тому +2

      @@RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 He wasn't talking about Jesus. Jesus isn't in the old testament.

    • @Nov_Net
      @Nov_Net 2 роки тому +1

      @@lauriepoo928 Jesus IS the old Testament

  • @FaithFamilyHonor
    @FaithFamilyHonor 2 роки тому +100

    I would watch one of these face offs every week over all the late night shows. Way more entertaining and funny.

  • @hummus1874
    @hummus1874 2 роки тому +81

    "Everyone's eyes look the same."
    What a guy thing to say.
    I would've laughed if the answer to what women notice first in a man was, his smile😂
    Ironically, the eyes are a part of your smile. And the eyes can be sad even if your mouth is smiling. I don't know if this is making any sense to anybody ?

    • @bchavez7529
      @bchavez7529 2 роки тому +3

      My personal answer actually was/is his smile!!! Good grief! Hahaha

    • @bridgetleslie9330
      @bridgetleslie9330 2 роки тому +10

      It's definitely the eyes, because the eyes speak without sound, they are so expressive of the thoughts and feelings of the person to whom they belong. It's what drew me to my bf, he has the kindest eyes I've ever seen and it is reflected in his personality. Second is height, but a close third is attitude.

    • @Kiki-jw3rw
      @Kiki-jw3rw 2 роки тому +5

      @@bridgetleslie9330 your answers are same with me. I’d notice eyes first and height. Other then physical features I’d say how they dress and things that they wear like shoes or watches. Those speak volumes about a person

    • @savsmiles3042
      @savsmiles3042 2 роки тому +4

      I was thinking the same thing. Height isn’t a factor for me. I usually don’t like tall men.

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      @@bridgetleslie9330 So women wear masks then all the time then?

  • @josiecastafiore6159
    @josiecastafiore6159 Рік тому +3

    Just for the record, the theory that woman don't find men physically attractive is absolute nonsense.

  • @poultryprincessglam-ma9298
    @poultryprincessglam-ma9298 2 роки тому +30

    It’s eyes for sure. That’s how you know a man is paying attention to you, interested in what you have to say…my husband’s eyes light up when I say something funny or smart. He looks at me a certain way when…well…you know. The eyes are so important. None of the rest of the man matters if he’s checked out or looking at other women or staring at his phone. Michael has an impish glee when he talks about certain things and Matt’s eyes have a sleepy broodiness that somehow manage to impart humor at the same time he’s giving a droll commentary. So yes. Eyes. And behind that, hands and forearms. They must be manly, strong, a little rough, and able to cradle a baby, chop wood, and hold his wife but not all at the same time.

    • @gammaphoenix5893
      @gammaphoenix5893 2 роки тому

      Sorry eyes don't light up. That's physiologically impossible. It must be your imagination

    • @poultryprincessglam-ma9298
      @poultryprincessglam-ma9298 2 роки тому +8

      @@gammaphoenix5893 maybe not for you.

    • @goawqebt6931
      @goawqebt6931 2 роки тому +6

      @@gammaphoenix5893 lighten up is most likely being used as a metaphor for a subtle change she notice but can't describe
      I am a man tho, and I still can't believe the answer is eyes

    • @yuccalyptus
      @yuccalyptus 2 роки тому +6

      Matt has those deep, brooding, dark eyes. Very attractive in a man. Knowles has those mischievous, almost infantile, playful eyes that can be cute for some. The eyes are incredibly important to determine a man's attractiveness for me.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 2 роки тому

      Lol the only reason women say eyes is because it sounds politically correct. Women just can't admit that they like and care about looks just as much as men do, if not more so.

  • @sueoetting2973
    @sueoetting2973 2 роки тому +41

    Really nice to see Matt smile. I would like to see more Face-offs

    • @tedtod4489
      @tedtod4489 2 роки тому

      Hey everyone! I just wanted to share some good news with you all. Let's just put it this way, the Ten Commandments are called the Moral Law. Ask yourself this. How many lies have you told? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever used God's name in vein? Have you ever hated someone or ever looked with lust? This is for you to judge yourself, but chances are that you are a lying, thieving, blasphemous, fornicating, adulterer at heart and you HAVE to face God on judgement day. Now ask yourself this. If God judges you on judgement day by these Commandments, will you be innocent or guilty? Of course you'll be guilty because we've all done these things. The truth is that none of us are good people and we NESD God's grace to make it to heaven. We judt simply cannot do it on our own. These Commandments arecalled the Moral Law. You and I broke the law, Jesus payed the fine. So now what we must do to be saved is to repent of our sins and trust alone in Jesus Christ! To repent doesn't mean to just say I'm sorry, but to turn from our sins and let Him truly be our Lord continually. He said that many will say to Him, Lord, Lord I have done all of these things for you. And He will say I never knew you. Depart from Me, ye who work iniquity! And those will be cast into outer darkness and raging hellfire and loneliness for all of eternity!!! Because we broke His law, He is very, very just to send us to hell. If someone had murdered 4 people and said to the judge, I've done nice things too and have tried to treat people nice but it was just one time, the judge would then say, okay but you're going to jail. And the judge is very just to do that. One last thing, if you were 10,000 feet in the air and you had to jump, you wouldn't jump out and flap your arms and try to save yourself. That's ridiculous! You would put on the parachute. It is the same with Jesus. You must trust Him as you trust the parachute. We are not good and we cannot save ourselves with our own goodness. We must trust alone in Him to save us. In just a moment of time you can pass from death to life. Jesus said, "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again." That is how we enter heaven. Through the blood and grace of Jesus Christ!!!!✝️If you ask someone how to enter Heaven, they will most likely say, "Be a good person." Well the Bible says that none is good, no not one. We like to compare ourselves to guys like Hitler and say, "Hey, I'm a pretty good guy compared to him." But when we compare ourselves to God's standard, we realize that the Bible speaks truth when it says that we all sinned and fallen short of the Glory of God!!! When we see this ( our sin in its TRUE light), we see how much trouble we are in and we say, "Well then there's nothing I can do. I'm going to hell for sure then." It's true that there is nothing that WE can do, but there is something that has already been done for you! God sent His One and Only Son to die on a cross as a sacrifice for our sins! So to recieve that eternal sweet sweet forgiveness, all we must do is repent of our sins (meaning to continually turn from them and confess them) and trust alone in Christ as you trust a parachute. If I was to push you out of an airplane, you'd want the parachute for sure! Don't try to flap your arms and save yourself, trust in the parachute! His finished work on the Cross IS ENOUGH!! He is the only way to Heaven, He said it Himself!! These other religions teach that we must he good and do good things and then maybe if we've been good enough, we will enter Heaven. But if that is true then we are all doomed to eternal hell because none of us are good. That's why this makes sense. Look at the Ten Commandments, they are written on your heart right now! I promise that you have violated them. And you might still be doing that today. Therefore God is just to poor out His wrath on us because we deserve it! But Christ died for us so that we can spend eternity in Heaven with Him!! Turn to Him today, and He and only He will save your soul "Verily, verily I say unto you, you must be born again ( to go to Heaven)."✝️

  • @JasontheLayman
    @JasontheLayman 2 роки тому +107

    If the average number of sexual partners in a lifetime is six, then I am convinced everyone is a liar.

    • @mathnerd3364
      @mathnerd3364 2 роки тому +58

      It's brought down by a lot of us who are strictly monogamous.

    • @nottakenaway
      @nottakenaway 2 роки тому +22

      Difference between "average" and "mean" in statistics.

    • @crimson_rage
      @crimson_rage 2 роки тому +14

      That's especially true if you went to college. To get the actual number, times that by five and you get closer to the truth.

    • @herr.schmidt
      @herr.schmidt 2 роки тому

      How can the answers of men and women be so different, when there are nearly as much men as women? Lesbian sex? Always thought the gay guys are the super promiscuous ones.

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому +4

      Me as well. These day males and females below 30s in the West have been with far more.

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 Рік тому +4

    2:20 Michael's "nice" was hilarious, and I'm all here for it.

  • @HairyOldMen-n6q
    @HairyOldMen-n6q 2 роки тому +336

    this is the best content ever to grace our planet, also, as a woman, these guys probably did better than i would have.

    • @ryand8024
      @ryand8024 2 роки тому +6

      What's a woman though? 🤔

    • @Elross_
      @Elross_ 2 роки тому +32

      @@ryand8024 Everyone is asking what is a woman. But no one is asking why is a woman😂

    • @troqu3molasses26
      @troqu3molasses26 2 роки тому +5

      @@Elross_ Drax is that you?

    • @Elross_
      @Elross_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@troqu3molasses26 Yeah, wassup bro

    • @kevinbaboolal1859
      @kevinbaboolal1859 2 роки тому +1

      @@Elross_ how the invisiblity coming along?

  • @Promthanius
    @Promthanius 2 роки тому +2

    Speaking of how they view themselves, Mr. Knowles. Men notice height money and car about other men. Women do in fact notice eyes. That’s how we can tell when someone is a creep immediately

  • @faust167
    @faust167 2 роки тому +24

    I mean... Joyner was obviously juicing. Her leg muscles LITERALLY have their own muscles.
    5:33

  • @RogersGirl88
    @RogersGirl88 2 роки тому +5

    The Daily Wire Crew vs. The Louder With Crowder Crew. The losing team has to plug the other one’s show for a month and the winner gets the “Loud-Wire Cup”. It’s the Holy Grail prop from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, and it stays in on the desks of the winning team for the whole year until the next annual competition. Steven vs Ben, Gerald vs Michael, Dave vs Matt, etc.

  • @bradleymcdaniel7915
    @bradleymcdaniel7915 2 роки тому +138

    Knowles should face-off against Steven Crowder. Topic: Fire arms

    • @catalyst3713
      @catalyst3713 2 роки тому +12

      I think Cowder would dominate that one

    • @bradleymcdaniel7915
      @bradleymcdaniel7915 2 роки тому +3

      @@catalyst3713 Except this game is obviously rigged lol!

    • @desertrose0601
      @desertrose0601 2 роки тому +2

      Unfair competition. 🤣

    • @elonsmydaddy4560
      @elonsmydaddy4560 2 роки тому +1

      For real.

    • @itsyagurr
      @itsyagurr 2 роки тому +1

      Definitely Crowder should join a face-off. Notifs ON

  • @Nepafarius
    @Nepafarius 2 роки тому +6

    Knowles: "Queen Elizabeth, back in her day."
    Me, seeing this video for the first time the day after her passing: *inexplicable sadness as an American*

    • @drippyog3935
      @drippyog3935 Рік тому

      Why are you sad over a royal

    • @corybarrett2394
      @corybarrett2394 Рік тому +1

      I wasn't sure if Michael was referring to Queen Elizabeth I or Elizabeth II.

  • @lordwife
    @lordwife 2 роки тому +46

    As a woman, yes the eyes are the first thing I notice in a man, his clothes are the next thing. The way a man dresses tells you so much about them.

    • @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217
      @RemnantDiscipleLazzaro-Rev1217 2 роки тому

      Yet Jesus teaches different.

    • @josh18230
      @josh18230 2 роки тому

      Still don't believe it.

    • @catherine5526
      @catherine5526 2 роки тому +2

      The first I notice about a man is his beard.

    • @TheBenevolentDictatorship
      @TheBenevolentDictatorship 2 роки тому

      I must be getting a lot of “This guy really doesn’t care about clothes at all.” Not sure what that says, but I’m good with it.

    • @Brittanysplittany
      @Brittanysplittany 6 місяців тому +1

      I would say stature, but not “height.” Like how muscular or fit or tall and posture, altogether into the presence the man has

  • @Sundayschoolnetwork
    @Sundayschoolnetwork 2 роки тому +6

    "thank you for having me on my own show." 😂 This is hilarious.

  • @nottakenaway
    @nottakenaway 2 роки тому +16

    My mom definitely thinks that eyes are the most attractive part of a man. It's why she fell in love with Dad, and it's what she looks for to recommend to me about attractive young men ("he has nice eyes" "definitely a good person --- can see it in their eyes").

    • @Paragonoflaziness
      @Paragonoflaziness 2 роки тому +2

      They say that this is common due to the fact that eyes don’t really age

  • @annav21
    @annav21 2 роки тому +6

    Guys!!! The eyes thing is sooo true actually!! When I met my future husband, I was seriously in love with his eyes! The way he'd look at me .. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @withoutlimits16
    @withoutlimits16 2 роки тому +24

    “She had 69 children”
    Michael: “nice” lmaoooo

  • @saraharmstrong4906
    @saraharmstrong4906 2 роки тому +4

    As a woman I noticed the eyes first

  • @dr.zuzykitsune
    @dr.zuzykitsune 2 роки тому +26

    Matt Walsh asking Siri to give him answers triggered my brother's Siri in our living room XD

  • @Ps139K
    @Ps139K 2 роки тому +5

    Matt Walsh SMILED, he actually SMILED! 👏😂

  • @samstephens1933
    @samstephens1933 2 роки тому +47

    I don't always agree with Matt, but he's one of the best trolls alive

  • @hannahlei7153
    @hannahlei7153 2 роки тому +1

    Eyes being the answer to what women notices first while meeting a man is 100% true for all the women in my circle.

  • @MatthewR2454
    @MatthewR2454 2 роки тому +11

    Did anyone notice at 2:22 when the host said 69 Michael says "nice" before reacting with "really?" He knows...lol

  • @nicolelam4701
    @nicolelam4701 2 роки тому +4

    Glad to know I’m saving $1380 a year on makeup 😂

  • @1catlover
    @1catlover 2 роки тому +108

    I myself (being a biological woman) answered "eyes" immediately when the question of what a woman notices first about a man. It's funny because my son (14 & girl crazy) was goin on recently about how he thought height was number one, followed by their build & strength. I told him most women couldn't care less about height & told him IMO it was the eyes & he actually had the same reaction as Matt & Michael had ... he was like "who cares about eyes?"

    • @Elross_
      @Elross_ 2 роки тому +26

      I still feel like that's a lie😂😂😂

    • @michaelbirkett4932
      @michaelbirkett4932 2 роки тому +20

      Don’t lie to make women seem less shallow. Height is absolutely the first thing they notice about a man.

    • @totalSLACK
      @totalSLACK 2 роки тому +15

      so, I'm pretty sure the infatuation with mens height is partly due to social media conditioning and construction. it's, like.. a "thing".

    • @SilverHawk214
      @SilverHawk214 2 роки тому +18

      @@michaelbirkett4932 Height will be one of the first things I notice but not for attractiveness reasons.
      To answer the question from the video. What is the first thing I notice about a man that captivates me is the eyes or the laugh

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 2 роки тому

      I look at the face first and yes eyes and teeth matter a lot. If you got busted teeth and a cock-eye then it don't matter about the rest.

  • @permanentlydeleted
    @permanentlydeleted 2 роки тому +4

    That moment when you realize both Michael and Matt are too young to know who Flo Jo is. I'm getting old.

  • @HopeIsStronger
    @HopeIsStronger 2 роки тому +13

    As a woman I can say eyes are definitely it. The window to the soul

    • @TyroneBiggums789
      @TyroneBiggums789 2 роки тому

      As a dude I agree. Deep eye contact is mind blowing. Especially during sex lol

  • @isabellek293
    @isabellek293 2 роки тому +17

    As a woman I was trying to guess the right answer for “what does a woman notice first?” And my guess was eyes. It’s so funny that they thought that was fake😂 I hardly notice height at all

    • @AcidifiedMammoth
      @AcidifiedMammoth 2 роки тому

      Really? Eyes? I can't believe that. XD

    • @isabellek293
      @isabellek293 2 роки тому +2

      @@AcidifiedMammoth no for real tho…

    • @meganlutz7150
      @meganlutz7150 Рік тому +4

      I’m a woman and I also immediately thought of eyes

    • @nightrider6830
      @nightrider6830 Рік тому

      I thought height. Becoz if he is shorter than the girl, she wouldn't even think of looking at him. But maybe girls differ.
      Guys for sure notices the eyes and the face.

  • @jaynesfilm913
    @jaynesfilm913 2 роки тому +21

    You should have Jordan Peterson on for one of these. Psychology wouldn’t be fair to Knowles. But perhaps you could find a better topic.

  • @opaquepasa
    @opaquepasa Рік тому +2

    "Thank you for having me on my own show" 🤣

  • @patriciaelbadry6789
    @patriciaelbadry6789 2 роки тому +8

    It is actually the eyes for me. Trust me not all men have the same eyes

    • @mathnerd3364
      @mathnerd3364 2 роки тому +5

      Actually, eyes are even more unique than fingerprints.

  • @countrylife3029
    @countrylife3029 2 роки тому +3

    😂 I don’t think I’ve spent $1300 on makeup in my lifetime.

  • @AndySaenz
    @AndySaenz 2 роки тому +10

    Aretha Franklin said “you make me feel like a natural woman!”. She knew the definition of a woman.

  • @hayleydupree
    @hayleydupree 2 роки тому +1

    Eyes tell you if the man is creepy or a threat, drunk, confident, interested, etc. Important information not just vanity.

  • @kneeels
    @kneeels 2 роки тому +32

    2:21
    "69 children"
    Michael: Nice.
    Me: Nice.

  • @Lottieloves287
    @Lottieloves287 3 місяці тому +1

    Michael and Matt in anything is my favorite thing on UA-cam 🤣😂 I love these two so much together!

  • @BlackCheezit
    @BlackCheezit 2 роки тому +12

    2:20 HE SAID IT. BASED KNOWLES

  • @StompMom5
    @StompMom5 2 роки тому +9

    I seriously couldn't stop laughing especially at the end..... that stare from Walsh😂😂😂😂😂😂. These men are hilarious, this was such fun👏👏. Also, Eve had more children than any other woman on this planet 😅

  • @TK-xh1xc
    @TK-xh1xc 2 роки тому +83

    These are my favorites! Hurray for another face-off

  • @jbeany1047
    @jbeany1047 Рік тому +2

    The "eyes" remark is absolutely true, at least for me. To this day I remember a guy who had the most beautiful tri-colored blue eyes I've ever seen. I don't remember anything else about him, just his strikingly beautiful eye color. I think height only comes in if you're measuring someone for an argument, for example you want to know how hard it's going to be to reach their ear to grab it like a grandma.

  • @RedneckWarlock
    @RedneckWarlock 2 роки тому +20

    i love segments like this, i get involved, and yell like i'm watching sports.

  • @CandyWorld30
    @CandyWorld30 2 роки тому +7

    Im surprised Matt guessed only 23 children for the first question since there was a popular reality TV show called "19 Kids and Counting" in the US and there are people who have much more children in other countries

    • @TheBenevolentDictatorship
      @TheBenevolentDictatorship 2 роки тому

      If you think Matt had any idea that there was a show called “19 kids and counting” you must not watch his show often

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 2 роки тому +15

    I'm an eyes woman. My husband has gorgeous sea green eyes..mine are green gold. Our sons got a beautiful combo.

  • @sprankster2
    @sprankster2 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you for having me on my own show.

  • @ObsidianBehemoth
    @ObsidianBehemoth 2 роки тому +5

    I feel the number of partners was heavily stratified by age.
    80y old; 1-2
    60y old; 3-10
    40y old; 10-25
    20y old; 10-25 and counting.

  • @rluellam
    @rluellam 2 роки тому +1

    This was weird, but I will say, about the feature women notice first, my immediate answer was "eyes." I think both guys missed that answer and dismissed it because, well, they're guys!

  • @mackinbox
    @mackinbox 2 роки тому +23

    Matt’s smugness after answering correctly on the last one lol

  • @SH-yo6em
    @SH-yo6em 2 роки тому +4

    Not true, I'm a woman and I always notice eyes first. Tells me everything i need to know about a guy.

  • @ryanmccarthy7572
    @ryanmccarthy7572 2 роки тому +30

    Is Matt Walsh really qualified for this? I mean the Babylon Bee reported that Matt Walsh is still trying to figure out what a woman is… so I feel like Michael wins by default

    • @zorls
      @zorls 2 роки тому

      Emm. He was asking crazies that question. Annnyway...

    • @justinmahan2585
      @justinmahan2585 2 роки тому +1

      Ryan McCarthy, I dont think Zorle understand satire very well lol

    • @Aaron_Beach
      @Aaron_Beach 2 роки тому

      Lol

  • @THETASMASTER
    @THETASMASTER 2 роки тому +5

    Michael is the person I least expected to say “nice” after hearing 69.

  • @potatos_4_free
    @potatos_4_free 2 роки тому +32

    I liked the end when Matt read that lovely passage from Michael's book.

  • @judymusictime
    @judymusictime 2 роки тому +1

    I totally guessed Florence Joyner!!!! I win!!!!