You can still sneak around animals. Very useful as a zookeeper. You'd still be detected by animals with good sense of smell/sight, but I'm pretty sure you can still avoid them as they can't see you
Doug's question: the ability to tell which sock goes on which foot. it doesn't matter. they wear the same. plus the added bonus of knowing when someone isn't weiring them the "right" way
🎉🎉Biggest Congrats on hitting 800k🎉🎉 I've been watching your channel for over 5 years and you have really brought alot of joy to me as well as my friends who I've shared your channel with, so thank you for being amazing!
Dougs question: laser eyes. Yeah, you can hurt people you don’t like, but if you commit one crime with them you’re gonna go to jail and forced to wear a giant thingy on your head that’s very heavy :(
Max - "So what have we learned today?" My answer would have to be "opinions are like butt holes everybody's got em, it's just that some stink more than others"
DQOTD: the most useless super power is being able to read peoples minds BUT ONLY WHEN you guess what the person is thinking correctly. So like you make a guess and then you get to read their mind if you guessed correct
38:28 The fact that Mud is 7, as 2nd best pool to fall into, kinda baffles me. Does no one know how bad a deep pool of mud actually is? From all the choices, it's the only one proven that you'll need someone else's help to get out because you can get stuck in it and you most likely will. (sweet mustard and baby shampoo could likely act similar to mud but they's no real life story about peoples getting stuck in those substances that I know about) You sink easily in but it act like a suction cup when you try to get out and it's usually below 40°F/4°C under the surface so you will get hypothermia if you stay in for too long
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knew! If they knew, that would have number 1 or 2 for sure since Pennywise tortures you with your worst fears before killing you.
Tooth collection is such a mixed bag, it could be cool or interesting like shark teeth or various exotic and strange animal’s teeth, or it could be weird like their baby teeth, or incredibly weird and disturbing like other people’s baby teeth or lost teeth.
DQOTD: The power to move any object one inch in a direction, once a day, but it has to be in your vision and something that you can physically pick up.
Doug's question: laser eyes, it's cool, yeah, but if Cyclops is a example they can be uncontrollable and you need to ware something special and your face for the rest of your life.
Carabiner- this is a type of metal clip or lock, it used to safely hold things together, lots of outdoorsy people and rock climbers will have and use these for a variety of uses, rock climbers use them with their gear.
The fact that none of them said that their reasoning for home office was like, background stream music, because that's where my mind went. 13:05 I agree, idc if it's artificial
As someone with a tooth collection and a furby collection I agree with max, hating cheese is the biggest red flag Edit: ALSO I forgot, being a German Shepard would be the worst! They aren’t the most well bred dogs for starters, and being a dog would be horrible in general cuz a lot of people treat their dogs like shit. A stray cat would probably have it better in all honesty
But ya active doggo. Not ze best. For me being a rat to me hits a spot. Wild rats may have many foes. So life is weather long as he'll in hands of a good owner hands or short as short.
Doug's question: the power to talk to animals but you gotta beat them in a hand to hand fight, or being able to turn into any character in fiction but you don't have their powers at all.
I know I'm a bit late to the party saying this, but congrats on the 800k subscribers Max, you deserve it and much more. Here's to getting to 900k, then on to a milli🎉
38:06 bro my sibling is the same, they even hate the look of jello/jelly. One time I ate it frozen as an experiment, it's still tasted the same but the texture was so strange, it was kinda soft after a minute, similar to whenever I used to freeze smoothies
I'm not sure about describing the texture as slightly "spongy", it reminded me of a tough, gummy-like sweet after a few minutes, It was crunchy at first
Dougs question: i have 2 ideas. 1 a jab at JP. The other is just a random usless super power. One is the superpower to mimic the personality of only JP. The other power is super speed but only on your eyelides
Question, can you not see the fire at all unless it's touching you? If you can also not see the smoke it might actually be super useful for rescuing people from fires, like point out people for the firefighters
To Doug’s question of the day the most useless superpower would be the ability to understand plants *(Yet imma pull a Net and gave that power to that vegan teacher and make her hear that plants she is eating screaming in pain because she any other vegan who is like extremely outrageous needs to learn that plants are also living creatures)*
Dqotd: hand mouth with no abilities whatsoever, just a mouth on your hand that isnt connected to anything That or instant teratoma on yourself and only yourself
Doug's Question of the Day! : What woukd be the most useless superpower to have? • Sunburn man. You can mildly give ppl skin irritation and an increased chance of getting a diagnosis from their doctor
I didn't think that the tooth collection was a red flag. When I saw a tooth collection, I thought of animal teeth not human teeth. I think collecting something like shark teeth or dinosaur teeth is cool, like collecting fossils.
Shout out to jerry for picking yellow for the ice pops, the correct answer. I will settle for orange being third but purple???? Purple is usually grape flavor why would you do that to yourself
Max that title is VERYYYY ominous don’t do that to me ;-; DQOTD: the power of stealing other ppls powers but your the only person with powers in the world
There's gonan be 2 videos every Friday till the paper mario series is over. Max did take a one week break between two chapters but now it's back to the 2 every Friday till the end
Doug's question: the most useless superpower would be invisibility only when people are not looking at you
That would still get you past pretty much any automated security system
You can still sneak around animals. Very useful as a zookeeper. You'd still be detected by animals with good sense of smell/sight, but I'm pretty sure you can still avoid them as they can't see you
Yeah but once you're invisible, no one can look at you. they see through you when they try to.
You can't see what's unlookable
So like the movie Mystery Men?
Does you being in their peripheral count?
Doug's question: the ability to tell which sock goes on which foot. it doesn't matter. they wear the same. plus the added bonus of knowing when someone isn't weiring them the "right" way
For Doug’s Question: As much as I love superspeed, if you don’t have the ability to process information at the same speed, it’s a useless power
Doug’s Question: Being able to manipulate the elements. As In Periodic Table. You’d need extensive knowledge of chemistry to maybe even use it.
Yeah but like... you can very easily just learn that. And then you have a fundamental control over the universe around you.
🎉🎉Biggest Congrats on hitting 800k🎉🎉 I've been watching your channel for over 5 years and you have really brought alot of joy to me as well as my friends who I've shared your channel with, so thank you for being amazing!
Did he say "If she doesn't fight through the lactose intolerance she's not a real one"? I'm lactose intolerant and that is SO REAL!! 😂
Dougs question: laser eyes. Yeah, you can hurt people you don’t like, but if you commit one crime with them you’re gonna go to jail and forced to wear a giant thingy on your head that’s very heavy :(
a VR headset?
Max - "So what have we learned today?"
My answer would have to be "opinions are like butt holes everybody's got em, it's just that some stink more than others"
24:29 Derry, Maine is where IT is located. The clown Pennywise.
I feel like if they knew this, it would’ve been 1
Doug’s question: the ability to never age, only problem is it starts as soon S you’re born and your mental doesn’t age either
DQOTD: the most useless super power is being able to read peoples minds BUT ONLY WHEN you guess what the person is thinking correctly. So like you make a guess and then you get to read their mind if you guessed correct
just play rock paper scissors with someone
38:28 The fact that Mud is 7, as 2nd best pool to fall into, kinda baffles me. Does no one know how bad a deep pool of mud actually is?
From all the choices, it's the only one proven that you'll need someone else's help to get out because you can get stuck in it and you most likely will. (sweet mustard and baby shampoo could likely act similar to mud but they's no real life story about peoples getting stuck in those substances that I know about)
You sink easily in but it act like a suction cup when you try to get out and it's usually below 40°F/4°C under the surface so you will get hypothermia if you stay in for too long
24:50 Dairy, Maine from Steven King is referring to IT.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who knew! If they knew, that would have number 1 or 2 for sure since Pennywise tortures you with your worst fears before killing you.
Doug's Question: Being able to read minds but never being able to turn the power off
True
It'd be like being in the Foodcourt in a shopping centre
Tooth collection is such a mixed bag, it could be cool or interesting like shark teeth or various exotic and strange animal’s teeth, or it could be weird like their baby teeth, or incredibly weird and disturbing like other people’s baby teeth or lost teeth.
DQOTD: The power to move any object one inch in a direction, once a day, but it has to be in your vision and something that you can physically pick up.
Doug's question: laser eyes, it's cool, yeah, but if Cyclops is a example they can be uncontrollable and you need to ware something special and your face for the rest of your life.
Carabiner- this is a type of metal clip or lock, it used to safely hold things together, lots of outdoorsy people and rock climbers will have and use these for a variety of uses, rock climbers use them with their gear.
DQOTD: Being able to translate any language you hear
Except youre deaf.
26:03
I saw that question and immediately YELLED
ORBEEZ!! ORBEEZ!!
Into the pollmine once again
DQOTD: the power of constantly being dehydrated
Doug's question: sneezing water
HAPPY 800K MAX!!!!!! So excited for 1M soon!! :3
DQOTD: you can tell when people blink
The fact that none of them said that their reasoning for home office was like, background stream music, because that's where my mind went.
13:05 I agree, idc if it's artificial
Doug's Question: Full body intangibility. You'd just fall through the ground and never be able to get back.
As someone with a tooth collection and a furby collection I agree with max, hating cheese is the biggest red flag
Edit: ALSO I forgot, being a German Shepard would be the worst! They aren’t the most well bred dogs for starters, and being a dog would be horrible in general cuz a lot of people treat their dogs like shit. A stray cat would probably have it better in all honesty
Dam. Talk about some crazy collections. But ya I can get hating a type of cheese. But aside from the exception big big red flag.
But ya active doggo. Not ze best. For me being a rat to me hits a spot. Wild rats may have many foes. So life is weather long as he'll in hands of a good owner hands or short as short.
Doug's question: the ability to fly, but only North
Doug’s question: the ability to always get a good amount of sleep when you don’t need it
You got to love the little details like the subscriber insert being updated to 800k subs. Congrats on the milestone!
The most useless superpower would be trading places with a random person (you can't trade back)
Doug's question: the power to talk to animals but you gotta beat them in a hand to hand fight, or being able to turn into any character in fiction but you don't have their powers at all.
To Doug's Question:
My sister's answer: Invisibility
My answer: Gathering power
!!! Congrats on 800K! After watching you for so long (I wish I was a house owner), it’s so awesome getting to see you grow again!
I know I'm a bit late to the party saying this, but congrats on the 800k subscribers Max, you deserve it and much more.
Here's to getting to 900k, then on to a milli🎉
Doug’s question turning invisible when no one’s looking
38:06 bro my sibling is the same, they even hate the look of jello/jelly. One time I ate it frozen as an experiment, it's still tasted the same but the texture was so strange, it was kinda soft after a minute, similar to whenever I used to freeze smoothies
I'm not sure about describing the texture as slightly "spongy", it reminded me of a tough, gummy-like sweet after a few minutes,
It was crunchy at first
To answer Doug's question: I think the most useless superpower is super speed cuz what if you break your leg? You can't run for 3 or more weeks
All I could notice was Seigi's little character dancing on the ladder when they were answering the questions LOL. Totally unintentional but funny.
Doug’s Question: flying…when scared of heights
Dougs question: i have 2 ideas. 1 a jab at JP. The other is just a random usless super power. One is the superpower to mimic the personality of only JP. The other power is super speed but only on your eyelides
Doug's question: fire detection, but only when it's touching you
Question, can you not see the fire at all unless it's touching you?
If you can also not see the smoke it might actually be super useful for rescuing people from fires, like point out people for the firefighters
To Doug’s question of the day the most useless superpower would be the ability to understand plants
*(Yet imma pull a Net and gave that power to that vegan teacher and make her hear that plants she is eating screaming in pain because she any other vegan who is like extremely outrageous needs to learn that plants are also living creatures)*
God dam. What is with that dumd line of thinking so common. But it would be more suffering in pain as the plant suffers.
DQOTD: the ability to control minds, but it only works on your own mind
Dqotd: hand mouth with no abilities whatsoever, just a mouth on your hand that isnt connected to anything
That or instant teratoma on yourself and only yourself
Congrats on 800k Max! I remember when you hit 400k! Keep it up bro 🎉
CONGRATULATIONS ON 800K
never forget the one time they played and max rage quit to push the button
Doug's question: the ability of being forgotten when someone is not looking at you
Just finds a way to be forgotten even in veiw. Then ya the best theif in the world.
Doug's question you can run 5% faster temporarily after drinking and finishing a bottle of ketchup
Max does it scare you that I absolutely despise cheese?
My mom is already disappointed by the “1 hand gamers”
I think she secretly thinks it’s funny though
Small bonding game session r always fun! I wonder who else Max will do these smaller sessions?
I can't believe truffles were last. Like they are good on everything?
MAX Congratulations on 800k im so proud of you
Dougs question: the power to know if someone is staring at u
Doug's Question of the Day! : What woukd be the most useless superpower to have?
• Sunburn man. You can mildly give ppl skin irritation and an increased chance of getting a diagnosis from their doctor
This brings me Joy…
My day now feels good
I didn't think that the tooth collection was a red flag. When I saw a tooth collection, I thought of animal teeth not human teeth. I think collecting something like shark teeth or dinosaur teeth is cool, like collecting fossils.
Doug’s question: the ability to do nothing but summon blocks of wood
this is such a small tight night group, i'm vibin with it. but this should be a saturday post for the "saturday is for the boys" meme title
Shout out to jerry for picking yellow for the ice pops, the correct answer. I will settle for orange being third but purple???? Purple is usually grape flavor why would you do that to yourself
Doug’s question: the most useless superpower would be to have crab legs for hands
Was really hoping this was a jackbox video! I love these sm ^_^
Congrats on 800k! 🎉
WHO THE HECK HATES CHEESE?! (aside from lactose intolerant people)
Doug's Question: the most useless superpower would be creating diseases
Derry, Maine for worst fictional location would be my #1 because its where Pennywise lives from It. Terrifying clown man.
Max that title is VERYYYY ominous don’t do that to me ;-;
DQOTD: the power of stealing other ppls powers but your the only person with powers in the world
Now THAT is proper useless.
Underrated comment xD
I wouldn't have come up with that
Ive played this game with friends once its pretty entertaining to watch yall play it
Soon it will be 900k and then a million great job!
The Sparkly Bangle Incident
Congrats on 802k!!!!🎉
congrats on 800k!
DQOTD: invis. if no one sees you when you're not invis, why go invis in the first place?
Doug’s Question: Fire power, but you can only cook toast 🍞
Doug’s question of the day.
“What would be the most useless superpower to have?”
DQOTD: Super strength/speed, but only for 30 seconds on Monday.
Nah Max you're so right about the cheese and I'm lactose intolerant
DQOTD: Only being able to say one word (the same word every time)
Yay I love the poll mine episodes
2 videos in one day, max is spoiling us
Hope you’ve all had/have a good day
weird without hearing dare laugh 24/7
800k congrats 🎉 35:11
What could go wrong 😂😂😐
26:36 a tub of Orby’s
Double Trouble this episode of Jackbox
we love jackbox WOOOOOOO hope you play roomerang sometime soon
I have watched all of your newest videos and I love them
2:34 wood saw
the power to whiten plastic teeth
hi max! i just wanted to say i hope you have a great day
Love Jackbox. I hope you have a nice day!
Eww! Blue flavor is AL2AYS number 1! While red is ALWAYS last! Uck!
Did someone say Flurp?
Hold up two videos again helll yeahhhh
There's gonan be 2 videos every Friday till the paper mario series is over. Max did take a one week break between two chapters but now it's back to the 2 every Friday till the end
Man im late to this episode unlike i was with the chapter 5 paper mario hi max great video
13:00
Me: *B L U E F L A V O R*
Sometimes cheese can be a sensory thing for me okay?? 😅
My mom is scared of turtles
How did you tie twice