Tommy: “dream sold the only thing I care about” Purpled: *builds a trap and kills tommy* Tommy: *cares* Why is there like 2k likes and no friggin comments I feel scammed.
How has no one talked about 18:00 I love how the music is perfectly timed with the bucket clutch, In the end it just looks so cool for being so simple.
Tommy's discs, his vlog guns, it seems like adults around him like to destroy the child's toys. So in order to assert dominance, Tommy, it's time to stop playing with toys.
Disc can only be obtained from chest or by having a skeleton kill a creeper. Also, diamond and netherite have their name in white(common) while disc have a blue name(rare).
@@timahammoud3922 to obtain a disk it needs way more effort than finding diamonds, you have to find a dungeon spawner or by finding a creeper and a skeleton to a boat without exploding it, and it's not always a 100% drop, plus its 1 in a 12 chance to get a specific disc.
alternative title: "Some green minecraft dude steals a 16 year old's CDs and sold it to some 20 yr old blue duck for a leather of a dead horse named spirit"
@@hadi9824 i mean if they’re looking at the server log they can, but they can’t see them in game so. but it’s all scripted anyways so it’s a moot point in this case
Alternative title: green Florida man threatens to kill innocent children whilst selling their childhood toys to a strange blue man wearing a duck suit. Edit: wait wtf this is by far my most liked comment, thank you.
I don’t know why but whenever Skeppy is around Tommy, he’s more violent??? Like Jesus’s skeppy says don’t give tommy the reaction to bbh, Skeppy: where is all my SH*T!
Okay, so Tommy actually cut out a lot of him annoying Skeppy and making him mad, (i know this because i watched Skeppy's stream) but Skeppy just really hates Tommy since Tommy was being irritating on purpose just for content
*20 year old weed color man sold 16 year olds most valuable possession Edit: When the heck did he turn 21??? Anyways *21 year old weed color man sold 16 years old most valuable possession.
I love how the stream escalated from tommy being jealous about tubbo having a new friend or "tommy 2.0", to fighting a diamond man in a duck costume for the disc .
"I'm a 16 year old who worked 1 hour for a dvd that is now my most valuable possession but then a green man with a white man on him stole it and sold it to a blue man in a duck for the skin of his dead animal. I was angry so I jumped from a tower into a bucket of water to assasinate the blue man in a duck but the blue man in a duck already placed the dvd in a magical eye chest so after his corpse spit out all his possessions, the dvd wasn't there."
I'm back for PTSD, my heart never stops melting at this: "I won't be streaming for 2 days!" "Tommy, you can just stream on my PC it'll be fine-" "Tubbo, when I go see you for 2 hours of 1 year I don't want to spend it doing a war-" *Tubbo giggling* MY HEART- THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS YOUR HONOUR-
tobio I mean it’s a meme of UA-cam viewers of twitch streamers usually getting the same content much later than twitch viewers, such as a week or two old meme on twitch is then talked about in the UA-cam comment section
@@tobio3926 We all know its from twitch but how many people actually watch the livestream? Usually youtube users get content like 2 weeks delay from the actual livestream.
“Yes we’re literally using you, how much clearer can we be?”
Honestly you gotta admire the sheer honesty
o7
I saw the comment as he said them
i read this as he was saying it and it was weird
1000th like 😌✨
Ok
“When I go and see you for two hours in one year, I don’t wanna spend it doing a war.”
Idk why but that honestly was wholesome to me
same
Right, Ithought it was really wholesome
Btw does anyone know what song was used when Tommy did the mlg?
Ikr 🥰
@@april327 when?
Tommy: Finds out that someone ruined his house
Fundy and tubbo: S H A K E S P E A R E
LMAO
HAMILTON2
O D Y S S E À S
B R E A K S P E A R
Fifa Regens are broken
CloudGamer36 HA. Funny joke
CloudGamer36 lmao i can’t tell if that’s a joke
Knowing dream he probably turned Tommy’s base into the nether then charged him 5 diamonds to get rid of it
Yep
another 10,000 IQ move
That's what I was thinking
@@waveybooo how? It’s 5 diamonds in the time it takes to do that you could easily get a stack with fortune 3 and about 20 normal pick :/
@@matthewthorneycroft8715 yeah but the point is that he tricked tommyinit
I have a feeling that when tommy “takes a piss” he actually walks out into a brainstorm room with 5 other men, that’s how he gets all his ideas.
5 other HOT and STEAMY men?
KraZWhale 😳
CloudGamer36 stop spamming it man, it’s obviously fake
yes
Oh so intelectual orgy
Dream fans when dream is *LITERALLY* on a killing spree: OoOoO so ScArYyYy
Dream fans when he’s mad: *holy shit that’s terrifying*
How can he be LITERALLY on a killing spree
@@SpaceWalkerReal that would mean he would be ON a killing spree like literally on it physically
True
ITS TERRIFYING
@@Curtisdoy smh
I like how Shakespearean language was on the entire time.
Qqq3
Quackity from up yonder hath fell to their death
yeah xD
Me 2
_caret_
"That is not the line Tubbo"
*Tubbo runs behind the wall and starts screaming*
Just the little "Aaaaa!" 😂😂
2:49 funny
poor tubbo
Tommy: it implies your dating a five year old
Tubbo : ya
Tommy : even Tubbo got it
Tubbo : and I can’t even read
13:44
wait why cant he read
he's dyslexic
@@justlaura973 ohhh
Skeppy: *Joins VC*
Fundy: Wanna reenact Shakespeare?
Skeppy: sure
Tommy: *Absolute Disgust*
Lmfao
why is there almost no replys
...and then he joins them-
@ratty mc fatty onii-chan~
@@iamfishgiver1657 .
“yeah but he’s underage already it really doesn’t matter” OK TUBBO-
Omg TUBBO WHYY
Wait what time was that lol
@@kylebarnes9722 14:35
@@oliviamarto1714 thank you
“Here’s what we do. We flash him”-Tommyinnit 2020
FBI OPEN UP
Tommy:Hey dreammm
Also Tommy:flashes
FBI Open up
Idk what i just did
The children watching the show:(shocked pikachu face)
Nooo! You cant just flash people! They can have seizures!
Hey old man/woman. You get the joke.
Tommy: why is my entire base the nether?
Everyone: I dunno
Me: *Seems legit*
That was so funny how everyone just acted like it was just something that happens occasionally.
@@july9501 skeppy or BBH prolly did something to it (or dream)
DREAM MOST LIKELY
*Tommy starts singing*
Dream- Woohoo *dances*
*Tommy stops*
Dream- *SHOOTS TOMMY*
*Tommy continues*
Dream *throws money at him*
Time stamp?
Unknown 1234 3:14
Im seeing a patern here im not sure i like
Lucky wym?
@@justyouraveragetrollface4860 you innocent soul lmao
tubbo and tommy are really just Dream’s younger siblings who Dream was forced to put in the dream smp server bc their mom said so
BAHSHSHHSHSHAH ITS TRUE
Zombie Sazza
Zombie Sazza
4 months ago
“Yes we’re literally using you, how much clearer can we be?”
Tubbo be like JOIN THE SHAKESPARE
OMGBYES
wait really?
Skeppy literally just obtained one of the most valuable item on dream smp on his first day lmao
Not his 1st day tho
But Its Skeppy tho
It's literally sloppy what do you expect lmao?
Some Guy who tf is sloppy?
@@Sebljw 1st official day
This is why you don’t put effort into anything on a server with Dream, unless you bribe them. Then you do. He must be your ally
salty
Big Q is the hard, drug-addict cousin you call when you get bullied at school.
BUAHAHA
*you’re not wrong though-*
Who is big q
@@theflaminghusky8361 quackity
I dont understand anything you said but its funny
Hamilton, written by Lin L'Manuel Miranburg, as performed by Tommy and Company
This hurts my brain
"We can take on Dream"
*Famous Last Words*
Now I know, that I can't make you stay...
(Sorry im emo)
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
(sorry im emo 2)
-Will bite the dusts
Tommy: “dream sold the only thing I care about”
Purpled: *builds a trap and kills tommy*
Tommy: *cares*
Why is there like 2k likes and no friggin comments I feel scammed.
Why is there no replies lol
Bw
XD
Well there are replies now so..
on
why am i amused by tubbo's perfectly cut scream, like...
everyone: *telling tubbo he read the line wrong*
tubbo: -AAAAA-
Time stamp?
ilike racecars 2:49
this is funnier when you realize he never turned off shakespearean english lmao
“Thou whisper to Tubbo_: be prepared”
“Quackery hath obtained the achievement:”
"Skeppy has met a violent end by Tubbo_"
"Thou hast perished!"
“Skeppy hast ben shot by Tommyinnit
“Quackity from up yonder, hath fell to their death”
LMAOO
then some chill animal crossing music comes up
BAHAHA
How has no one talked about 18:00 I love how the music is perfectly timed with the bucket clutch, In the end it just looks so cool for being so simple.
What’s the song?
Spider Dance
Thats the best moment in the video.
It's almost like that's what the editor was doing
It’s the best thing in 2020
"When I have 2 hours of an entire year with you, I'm not spending it fighting a War"
-Tommy
*That's so sweet I can't-
timestamp??
@Grammar_Cat17 thank you :)
because that's what friends do
Also tommy: kicks tubbos pc so they are forced to go back to the beach
Character development boys :')
14:07
“Even Tubbo acknowledged it!”
“Yeah and I can’t even read!”
jared 19
Tommy's discs, his vlog guns, it seems like adults around him like to destroy the child's toys. So in order to assert dominance, Tommy, it's time to stop playing with toys.
oh shit
That’s deep man
Everybody gansta until Tommy pulls out a real vlog gun
We need to get this to top comment
Stop playing with thr boys not the toys XDDDD
It was so funny when you ran him over at the rail tracks
Agreed
i literally ran into my brothers room scream laughing
It was Pog
Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it.
Emīlija Marta Tēberga POG
“when i see you for 2 hours out of one year i don’t want to spend it on a war”
awh🥺 i love tubbo and tommy’s friendship
Skeppy- YOU’RE USING ME
Tommy- Yes- we literally can’t make it any clearer. We are using you.
Literally any person on roblox survivor being nice
ilike racecars do be kind of speaking facts
The honesty tho
@@ilike_racecars SIMP
@@jake-gc7hk ????
"Are you having a chase across my bridge?"
In perfect unison: "We are"
I literally read that when it happened
Someone: "What is the most important thing to you in Minecraft?"
Person A: "My diamonds"
Person B: "My netherite armour"
TommyInnit:
DISKK
Disc can only be obtained from chest or by having a skeleton kill a creeper. Also, diamond and netherite have their name in white(common) while disc have a blue name(rare).
Disks are rarer dude
@@wakkle u need a skeleton and a creeper lmao "Rare" LOL
@@timahammoud3922 to obtain a disk it needs way more effort than finding diamonds, you have to find a dungeon spawner or by finding a creeper and a skeleton to a boat without exploding it, and it's not always a 100% drop, plus its 1 in a 12 chance to get a specific disc.
God apples are way rare
Literally every comment:
Skeppy: call my girl PlayStation cuz she’s almost 5
Tommy: I dint wanna pull this card but what did u mean by that
LOL
Alternate title :
Strange *broccoli* man sells child’s life savings
Green Florida man
This needs to be the top comment xd
Green Blob Florida Man
Strange green man sells child's life savings to strange blue man
Im fucking DECEASED
Skeppy: "YOU'RE USING ME!"
Tommy: "Exactly, yes"
9:55
Tubbo and Fundy just casually doing Shakespeare for no reason.
theres no replies to this and that’s kinda scary
PurpleCapybara yes wanna build a place?
*Places a 5x5 square of steel blocks on the ground*
Ace of Blackjack I'm-
PurpleCapybara we must create reply’s.
Well yes but actually yes
alternative title:
"Some green minecraft dude steals a 16 year old's CDs and sold it to some 20 yr old blue duck for a leather of a dead horse named spirit"
It’s too long shorten it but it makes sense
greenscreen man trades child’s CDs to diamond duck for remains of horse
i don’t think youtubes title character limit will allow that
This sounds like a jojos plot line
i watched skeppy's stream on this and he was just muting them cuz they were too noisy LOL
Devil Tenshi Thats soo funny LMAO
He even was going to give them the leather but they ignored him lmao
u have a stack of likes
It’s kinda sad they don’t realize that since dream has op they can see the whisper between tubbo and Tommy so thy can’t take dream by surprise
Ikr
Ops cant see whispers
@@hadi9824 i mean if they’re looking at the server log they can, but they can’t see them in game so. but it’s all scripted anyways so it’s a moot point in this case
Itd kinda sad that they dont realize that you used shakesperean english by saying thy
@@laurenvinson2094 they can see them in-game if they're oped. It's a command
Alternative title: green Florida man threatens to kill innocent children whilst selling their childhood toys to a strange blue man wearing a duck suit.
Edit: wait wtf this is by far my most liked comment, thank you.
Shrek threatens underage children whilst selling their most valuable toys to a mysterious duck man
Alternative Joke: Literally any joke, this format is so overused and unfunny
LMAO
Legend Gaming that sounds kinda like a darkwood thing
LMAOO
I don’t know why but whenever Skeppy is around Tommy, he’s more violent??? Like Jesus’s skeppy says don’t give tommy the reaction to bbh, Skeppy: where is all my SH*T!
Prbbly becauss the bbh swearing thing or not recording
Prbbly becauss the bbh swearing thing or not recording
Okay, so Tommy actually cut out a lot of him annoying Skeppy and making him mad, (i know this because i watched Skeppy's stream) but Skeppy just really hates Tommy since Tommy was being irritating on purpose just for content
@@sockly1708 ive never heard skeppy swear like wtffff
@@sockly1708 yeah, honestly I really don't like Tommy, however watching others POV of this situation was funny, so yeah
tommy:"three bros on the ladder"
quackity:"three bros. Wait- wait a minute"
dream fixing tommy’s house in the background is so cute 15:15
I can’t be mad at dream he did just want his horse back
Skeppy’s literally just there to create conflict lmao.
@@burcopresents he just wanted leverage
Ikr
I mean yeah and when dream took tommy's disc he started a war
THE DISCS!!!
"Tommy we're doing shakespeare!"
"No no no..."
"Dude we're doing shakespeare"
My house....
*This is more important*
I would freak out if my hobbit hole turned into hell tbf
編集などBurco Presents I actually thought the house looked pretty cool like that, but maybe it’s just me
Shut up
@@ace6277 Shutup
the house is important boys the hobbit hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There will never be a time where everyone there is chill.
ah watch the streams. 70 percent of the stream they are chill
@@cloudgamer3681 no you didnt that vid was fake af
I’ve never heard something so ironic as Hamilton in British
"Tommy is angry because his house turned into the nether”
Tubbo and Fundy:Shakespeare!
"Dream sold the only thing I care about"
Mother & father Innit, Tubbo, his fans: *Sad Tommy Innit supporter noises*
JAISY GG *yes*
F in the chat for the supporters
@JAISY GG Why Do People Reply Like This?
@JAISY GG had*
Roderick Salim Pride
"We will get so many more views if we do hamilton" I agree
Tommy: Why is my base the Nether?
Tubbo and Fundy: *Wanna do some Shakespeare?*
Tommy: Dream sold the only thing I cared about.
Also Tommy: **literally sold his discs for independAnce**
Lol
This is the movie equivalent of undoing all of the main character's development because they needed to do a sequel
*independAnce
jenifer lopes its actually independence so you corrected them for no reason
You didn't get the jokeeeee, r-
Tommy is a proud member of l’manburg
Dream is the interesting antagonist of the smp
But skeppy just wants to see the world burn
He's got the gasoline.
@@lilac_reed he wants to watch the world burn and everyone turn mean
16:55 tommy and tubbo are literal kids watching adults argue and i love it
tommy doing shakespeare: *elegant, graceful*
tubbo doing shakespeare: *dyslexia has entered the chat*
I just love the "we are", perfectly in sync!! 6:50
Kinda makes me think of the Fred and George??
omg yess
Alternate title: weed color man sold 16 year olds most valuable possession
i wheezed reading this
*20 year old weed color man sold 16 year olds most valuable possession
Edit: When the heck did he turn 21??? Anyways *21 year old weed color man sold 16 years old most valuable possession.
w e e d c o l o u r
@Jin Lam
Are you, Canadian?
We aren’t as cheap as you Americans, using “color” because adding an extra letter is too expensive for a newspaper company
The fact that when tommy said he’s gonna tell a pun, the song “Sans” plays gives me life
Tommy: does a play for Shakespeare and Hamilton
Dream’s Head: 😀➡️↗️🔄↘️↙️⬆️⬇️↖️↪️↩️⤴️⤵️
What
The hell?
Nate Nelson, It was during the Show Business. Dream was having... Too much fun-
Oh
"Tommy......is a f*cking console, corona really got him".
Srysly kid
Srysly kid
Kid
@@karmaakabane3041 uh yeah?
@@raykhelremindol8826 dream hates kids because of coppa
I love how the stream escalated from tommy being jealous about tubbo having a new friend or "tommy 2.0", to fighting a diamond man in a duck costume for the disc .
Weird fact: The word “short” is longer than the word “long”.
Imagine liking your own comment
...
𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘂 𝗱𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝗲
B-12 Zingapan, Gabriel Chiz M. What
@@kermit9426 what
"I'm a 16 year old who worked 1 hour for a dvd that is now my most valuable possession but then a green man with a white man on him stole it and sold it to a blue man in a duck for the skin of his dead animal. I was angry so I jumped from a tower into a bucket of water to assasinate the blue man in a duck but the blue man in a duck already placed the dvd in a magical eye chest so after his corpse spit out all his possessions, the dvd wasn't there."
Any questions
This SMP in a nutshell
Pretty much sums up the whole dream SMP saga
@DBZAbdu lol
People on UA-cam: “aw man the discs”
People on twitch: “HORSE CHAMP D:”
I’m still so sad bout it
sad
; (
HORSECHAMP
Henry’s still alive at least. Don’t wanna jynx it tho, nvm I already did :D
"getting bored, of walls 2-"
"Noo pick a better one!"
Gonna find a new minigame
@@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218 October 2013, saw the game and I thought
@@quantumflare Oh my god, the f*ck is this.
Tommy- Now he gonna kill Skeepy
Tubbo without hesitation- Let’s watch!
8:11
I like how the leather just barely misses Tommy.
Tommy: WHY IS MY ENTIRE BASE THE NETHER
I dunno..
*Dude we're doing shakespeare*
Tommy: Lets scam him
*10 minutes later*
Dream: he wants to scam you
Tommy: ME??? 𝐼 𝐴𝑀 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝑂𝑀𝑀𝑌 𝑇𝑅𝑈𝑆𝑇𝐸𝐸 𝐼 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝐿𝐷 𝑁𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑅
Yes
Tommy- Dream sold the only thing I care about
Also Tommy- I care about my fans
Me- *There Can Be Only One*
Tommy's Smoothbrain rating today is:
5/10 Smoothbrainess
What does that mean:
Hes tommyinnit what did you expect
more like 15/10
You guys clearly aren't thinking it was 5/10 smoothbrainess
Smoothbrainass O.O
wouldn't that mean his brain is only half smooth
"Lets make shakesp-"
Tommy: BUSINESS
"Let's make the Cart-"
Tommy: BUSINESS
Let's make a fight cl-"
Tommy: BUISNESS
He's a tiny Schlatt but waaaaaay louder
Fundy: *don't worry about heathers*
Tommy is much too innocent. Someone who doesn't know what "mental baggage" is probably shouldn't know heathers ...
What is mental baggage and what is heathers
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 iconic
Tommy doesn’t know what naive means lmao. Idk if that’s just a bit or true
@@burcopresents get the feeling it's a both if both pfft
The Mystic Dragon he’ll handle it, I watched heathers when I was 11 and loved it then.
"yeah but hes underaged already" THERE NEEDS TO BE A TUBBO QUOTE BOOK.
tubbo: "Yeah! And i cant even read!"
skeppy's cut off laugh
Time stamp?
@@peanutlesspeanutbutter7033 14:07
Bet that skeppy will accidentally burn the disc at some point.
We don't need to bet.
It'll just happen.
"Accidentally" they say
Tbh The Dream SMP would me kinda boring without Tommy
My Opinion 🙃
Yeah, ngl
Nah
I mean kinda cause he starts war
It would be more like hermitcraft, and hermitcraft is more serious
I'm back for PTSD, my heart never stops melting at this:
"I won't be streaming for 2 days!"
"Tommy, you can just stream on my PC it'll be fine-"
"Tubbo, when I go see you for 2 hours of 1 year I don't want to spend it doing a war-"
*Tubbo giggling*
MY HEART-
THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS YOUR HONOUR-
my inner theatre kid is laughing, crying, cringing, criticizing and confused all at the same time
Alternative title: kid loses mincraft CD and goes on murder spree
Tommy at the beginning : I'm not doing Shakespeare, my base is the Nether !
Also Tommy : *Introduces himself as Shakespeare*
17:58 “No need to thank me”
What song is that?
@@lilyllamaaa Spider dance
@@Anthoiguess Lol thx
Breaking News: British Men threatens to kill a blue duck after receiving disks from a Green Florida Man
Green Man lol lmao
Noone:
Tubbo: Come do Shakespeare with us
U forgot fundy DDDDD:
At this point tommy isn’t even dying anymore, his skin just turned red-ish
Title: *the only thing I care about*
Tubbo: *sad friendship noises*
Motherinnit: i wish tommy would do shakespear instead of gaming
Tommy when game: shakespear intensifies
Twitch viewer: "Hey I've already seen this!"
UA-cam frog: "What do you mean it's brand new!"
who even said that? we all know it's from twitch 🙄
tobio I mean it’s a meme of UA-cam viewers of twitch streamers usually getting the same content much later than twitch viewers, such as a week or two old meme on twitch is then talked about in the UA-cam comment section
@@tobio3926 We all know its from twitch but how many people actually watch the livestream? Usually youtube users get content like 2 weeks delay from the actual livestream.
I watched it from skeppy :P
Back to the future reference?
remember, this all started because dream attacked wilbur after he made drugs in minecraft
@@dmon3745 no its all for discs
@@dmon3745 oh god your pfp-
09:31 "Thunder:Dream do u like me? ""Dream:Yes!"Oooo dream
My exact reaction to the title was “he sold tubbo you can sell people? OH HE MEANS THE DISCS”
This is one of the most underrated comments I’ve ever seen. Period.
Nobody:
Tommy: making everyone’s day a billion times better
helo
Yea
@Neel f
AGREED
yep
Alternate title: tommy wearing a different shirt while arguing with a green blob man
tommy and tubbos friendship is so wholesome wtf
Video comes out:
Everyone: *typing intensifies*
Same
@@cloudgamer3681 shut
shut
LOLOLOLOL 69 LIKES CONGRATULATIONS JOJO IS ThE BEST ANIME UWU OMG I LOVE JOJO UWU
Tommy's goal: getting discs
Dream's goal: burning them
“Yes we are using you how much clearer can it be”: You’re using me
Comment section: Yes, we are using you, how much clearer can it be
Actually genius
Seems like the training of Big Q has worked.
Because Skeppy has been ‘mugged’
Skeppy: I have somehting you guys can never have.
The latest stream: HAHAH