Sal Jerks Off at Work and Hits the Booths - 2005

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  • @johnbasedow8973
    @johnbasedow8973 2 роки тому +165

    I’m imagining etm just sitting there holding a phone with his crab claws waiting on hold listening to this

    • @levihill9052
      @levihill9052 2 роки тому +19

      LMAO that actually made me laugh to think about 😂😂

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 2 роки тому +1

      @@levihill9052 Same 🙋🏽‍♀️😂😂😂‼️

    • @TwiggyArmstrong
      @TwiggyArmstrong 2 роки тому +21

      He’d probably say “You made me sit on hold for that sh*t?” Or “f**king finally”

    • @christophermartin972
      @christophermartin972 Рік тому

      Hahaha oh man that’s hilarious picturing that little bastard

    • @barrelrolltoday6051
      @barrelrolltoday6051 Рік тому

      Hahahaha

  • @ellipsis2122
    @ellipsis2122 2 роки тому +63

    Great Robin line: "Ralph, what do you know about work?"

  • @spesun6390
    @spesun6390 2 роки тому +9

    Thanks for a classic Chip!

    • @pepsitate8019
      @pepsitate8019 2 роки тому +3

      I’m definitely gonna download this time before it goes down again

    • @gordlawson11
      @gordlawson11 2 роки тому

      @@pepsitate8019 yeah, it took me years to find the 'wheel of gas' on an archive site

  • @brokenfunnibones
    @brokenfunnibones 2 роки тому +49

    "I use a dollar bill to close the door" meanwhile that dollar bill is just as filthy, if not more

  • @dylynblue9864
    @dylynblue9864 2 роки тому +7

    Dude!! A new Sal + Booths clip. You're the best, Chip!

  • @ronhoughton5147
    @ronhoughton5147 10 місяців тому +4

    "Let's hit the booths!" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @johnconstantine1130
    @johnconstantine1130 Рік тому +7

    Ralph literally listens to the show everyday from his bed, waiting for Howard post show visit.

    • @iobyoj
      @iobyoj 11 місяців тому

      He died in December

    • @BigBoss-zi5ss
      @BigBoss-zi5ss 2 місяці тому

      ​@@iobyoj I'm sure he means in post terms

  • @diverguy3556
    @diverguy3556 Рік тому +25

    Listening to Sal and Richard is a horridly fascinating window into a world of peversion. I want to look away, but I'm morbidly drawn to it.

    • @Sinner987
      @Sinner987 4 місяці тому

      Since middle school, at the beginning of every semester, i made a habit of jerkin off at the school bathroom, it was kind of a ritual, hoping to have a good school semester. I would excuse myself to go to the bathroom ten minutes or so before the bell rang. I made a good buddy in high school, and we were like richard and sal here, we used to go jerk off on construction sites, in the spirit of contributing to the buildings.
      I found booths in switzerland when i visited once, many yrs later, which was pretty clean and nice, but then i hit the booths in NY...🤮

  • @cmedina238
    @cmedina238 2 роки тому +7

    “That is actually cleaner than #2” 😮😂😂

  • @jeremy28135
    @jeremy28135 2 роки тому +5

    Keep em coming Chip. Love the channel dude

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 2 роки тому +5

    Thinking about watching Survivor with Stern again.

  • @bensnow2688
    @bensnow2688 2 роки тому +11

    Artie: That ain’t right! 😂

  • @prosandconsfilms6933
    @prosandconsfilms6933 Рік тому +5

    "You'll be fired in a heartbeat" meanwhile Sal's working all these years later and Alien Boy got fired as Program Director the second O&A left his ass 😂

  • @ronhoughton5147
    @ronhoughton5147 10 місяців тому +1

    "It is cleaner than number 2" 😂😂😂

  • @TheWingus
    @TheWingus 2 роки тому +35

    So glad Chip is back. Sal is the most repugnant person on the show, maybe even on the planet. How he wasn’t fired different 1000 times will forever be a mystery to me

    • @Roscoe-111
      @Roscoe-111 2 роки тому +7

      Because you don't fire someone who adds to your show for years and years

    • @TheWingus
      @TheWingus 2 роки тому

      @@Roscoe-111 go start jerking off in the office bathroom and see how long you last at your company

    • @Roscoe-111
      @Roscoe-111 2 роки тому

      @@TheWingus okay... when my company is the home of the Howard Stern SHOW.... I will do just that... and will then kindly remind you of a little thing called a BIT Jesus what a stupid asshole! Ahahahah!!

    • @diverguy3556
      @diverguy3556 Рік тому +7

      A lot of the stuff with Sal is shtick, exaggeration for comic effect.

    • @walkergillette3918
      @walkergillette3918 Рік тому

      because it is all a bit, how else are they gonna fill time?, the sad thing is, you think this stuff is real, you can't be that dumb

  • @AP-ui7oi
    @AP-ui7oi 2 роки тому +6

    This is when the show was good

  • @SNL49erfan
    @SNL49erfan 2 роки тому +3

    This one is an all timer. Unfiltered Sal

  • @gsesquire3441
    @gsesquire3441 Рік тому +1

    Artie with that last line lol "Sal just admit you're gay!" Lmaaaaoooo

  • @deenyc705
    @deenyc705 Рік тому +11

    Tom: “this is. place of work.”
    Sal: “I’m working.”
    Robin: “On himself.” Hahaha!

    • @tesstickles1280
      @tesstickles1280 9 місяців тому

      as usual robin was the only one that laughed! 😕

    • @nikkirockznikkirockz8551
      @nikkirockznikkirockz8551 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tesstickles1280Nope WE did too yah miserable HATER!!! 😂

  • @mabvlogs
    @mabvlogs 2 роки тому +5

    The 1st thing sal says I just did it once that means it's like 5 or 6 times

  • @americanboy79
    @americanboy79 2 роки тому +22

    Sal wasn't really a stock broker, he worked in a boiler room. He has created a lot of content for the show..and he's come a long way for a schiester.

    • @estherdoyle6408
      @estherdoyle6408 2 роки тому +10

      He was a trader and at one time made a lot of money

    • @chrisL0430
      @chrisL0430 2 роки тому +12

      He ratted out his former co workers at the "firm" to avoid legal trouble before the stern show

    • @MM-ql9xj
      @MM-ql9xj Рік тому +2

      @Chris L if it brought those scumbags to justice I have no problem with it.

    • @ricker76er
      @ricker76er Рік тому

      @@MM-ql9xjhe was one of the scumbags.

  • @TheCoreyHodges
    @TheCoreyHodges Рік тому +12

    “Howard, you know how rough my marriage is…”

    • @andychow5509
      @andychow5509 Рік тому +1

      Can't you understand? It was an emergency.

    • @RB-f
      @RB-f Рік тому +1

      Definitely the funniest thing is hack ass ever said

  • @moosecat
    @moosecat 2 роки тому +18

    How the ever-living hell has Sal NOT been fired, arrested, institutionalized, or a combination of the three?

    • @nigabastard1268
      @nigabastard1268 2 роки тому +9

      It’s a comedy show

    • @moosecat
      @moosecat 2 роки тому

      @@nigabastard1268 I am definitely aware of that, but I think that Sal is even more unhinged than Cabbie, KC or even Elliot Offen, and that's saying something.

    • @francescov.3610
      @francescov.3610 2 роки тому +6

      @@moosecat Nothing can out-unhinge the Elegant One
      RIIIGHT?!?!

    • @thatlsk
      @thatlsk Рік тому

      It must have been a joke as wild as the show is, you still can't just be jerking off at work.

    • @DABA2024
      @DABA2024 Рік тому

      He admitted to participating in a gang rape in high school.

  • @guyb6665
    @guyb6665 2 роки тому +1

    The thumbnail is perfect for the title

  • @officialrivv
    @officialrivv Рік тому +2

    @0:22 This is one of the best sound bites

  • @kevinalghul5368
    @kevinalghul5368 2 роки тому +1

    Classic! All time classic!

  • @Ela.elizabeth
    @Ela.elizabeth 2 роки тому +2

    Hi!! Can you please post some of the stuff where Howard gets mad at Sal & Richard? Esp the long saga fights like the one with the post-it note/Sal & Beth? Thanks so much for what you do :)

    • @Ela.elizabeth
      @Ela.elizabeth 2 роки тому +1

      @Jordy Ace thanks so much! I saw one video called that, but does that start from the beginning w the post it drama?

  • @THECLARENCES
    @THECLARENCES 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks, Chip!!!
    xoxo The Clarences

    • @MrRywee123
      @MrRywee123 Рік тому +1

      The Chomo Clarences

    • @THECLARENCES
      @THECLARENCES Рік тому

      @@MrRywee123 Thanks, Ryan!!! xoxo The Clarences

    • @MrRywee123
      @MrRywee123 Рік тому

      @@THECLARENCES Any time, dirty predators

  • @warshipsatin8764
    @warshipsatin8764 3 місяці тому

    i used to do that sometimes at my office job. i wouldnt even wash my hands afterwards lol

  • @FernandoRodriguez-zz8bk
    @FernandoRodriguez-zz8bk 2 роки тому +4

    Tom's voice 😂

  • @jtob3817
    @jtob3817 2 роки тому +3

    Classic

  • @oz1330
    @oz1330 2 роки тому +2

    More Sal & Richard Pleassssssssse

  • @ryankelly8843
    @ryankelly8843 2 роки тому

    Thanks Chip!

  • @daveolsen7916
    @daveolsen7916 Рік тому

    Imagine going to those booths

  • @bonethugsfiend
    @bonethugsfiend 7 місяців тому +1

    I think Sal was going to say that splooge is cleaner than number 2 because a chick will take splooge on her face but won’t take number 2 on her face.

  • @emilyanderson9559
    @emilyanderson9559 9 місяців тому

    OMG I totally want to go to the booths

    • @morellapoe2814
      @morellapoe2814 8 місяців тому

      Watch the movie The Piano Teacher to see a scene where a woman goes into the booths and all the men are uncomfortable.

  • @Slaytanica666
    @Slaytanica666 Рік тому +1

    Hello, this is Sal Governale…

  • @Sinner987
    @Sinner987 4 місяці тому

    The gay soundclips add so much to the hilarity

  • @carl0maldonado46
    @carl0maldonado46 Рік тому +1

    What’s crazy is that sal still works for Howard..😂😂

    • @dasmegacool
      @dasmegacool Рік тому +1

      Howard needs people like Sal to make good radio. He takes it too far at times. But the show wouldn’t be the same without some like Sal.

  • @drsmith4806
    @drsmith4806 9 місяців тому +1

    He should have been fired on the spot

  • @swisscheeseplease97
    @swisscheeseplease97 Рік тому +1

    Will, the Weasle his new name

  • @FernandoRodriguez-zz8bk
    @FernandoRodriguez-zz8bk 2 роки тому +1

    4:35

  • @tesstickles1280
    @tesstickles1280 9 місяців тому

    Sal knew there was a man watching him in the booths. And bet that man watching him was Richard!

  • @Ooughhh
    @Ooughhh 4 місяці тому +1

    What if i got pregnant 😂lolol stfu haha

  • @patrickhealy5773
    @patrickhealy5773 2 роки тому +2

    How about making this up and dont tell Tom 🤔 I bet he's not making it up though

  • @flutebasket4294
    @flutebasket4294 2 роки тому +3

    Sal's working, working on his pin!!

  • @kennethmartinez8731
    @kennethmartinez8731 5 місяців тому

    Howard tells Tom we need to hire a cleaning service and Tom just laughs
    POS

  • @pandalilpig
    @pandalilpig Місяць тому

    hey now lol

  • @burtreynolds1988km
    @burtreynolds1988km 2 роки тому +1

    ....I do

  • @XxXxTwofirstnames69420xXxXx
    @XxXxTwofirstnames69420xXxXx 8 місяців тому

    6:53 the way that Sal worked back to that is art

  • @MrButaqua
    @MrButaqua Рік тому +1

    More vial things happen on air and they act like he murdered somebody

  • @daveoshea2001
    @daveoshea2001 Рік тому +1

    A gay married guy

  • @Rougenstein
    @Rougenstein 2 роки тому

    He could have just said no

  • @mabvlogs
    @mabvlogs 2 роки тому

    Of course sounds done it more than once and keep saying hes only done at once it should have been firedThis has happened again while you're pleasuring yourself in front of one of the female guests later on at satellite I think that's a felony exposing yourself I love sal If it wasn't for Howard he'd be gone

  • @andychow5509
    @andychow5509 Рік тому

    I'm pretty sure Artie is gay. It explains everything.

  • @slimewave6
    @slimewave6 Рік тому +4

    Sal is not funny

  • @daveoshea2001
    @daveoshea2001 Рік тому

    Richard vomited😮
    And Ralph is gays 🎉

  • @walkergillette3918
    @walkergillette3918 Рік тому

    just another made up bit, first of all why would Sal tell anyone what he does in the bathroom?

  • @FaFaFoFoBawth
    @FaFaFoFoBawth 2 роки тому +11

    Artie: ' Don't be doing dat, dat aint right', excellent grammar. friggin gindaloon...

    • @kikieaddy2576
      @kikieaddy2576 Рік тому +2

      Slang, DAMN… it’s not an ENGLISH TEST BUDDY ‼️

  • @SethLebeaux-f3e
    @SethLebeaux-f3e 8 місяців тому

    Sal isn't alone. that's all im saying

    • @9395gb
      @9395gb 8 місяців тому

      Yeah but is potentially a legal issue in a workplace. You can potentially get fired and/or sued for sexual harassment for engaging in that tyoe of behavior.

    • @SethLebeaux-f3e
      @SethLebeaux-f3e 8 місяців тому

      @9395gb oh I know that's why I refrain from it lol plus cmon self control. What I mean is howard and tom are acting like he is the first person in history to do such a thing.