THINGS ZOMBIE PLAYERS NEVER SAY!!! (Remember That Time When #8)

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @pathfinderfella7354
    @pathfinderfella7354 8 років тому +551

    "Ray gun or wave gun" "Uh, uh, uh, PPSH" - Jc's dad

  • @dawhateverguy2842
    @dawhateverguy2842 8 років тому +952

    Mama Margwa
    Cousin keeper
    Aunt Apothicon
    Papa Panzer
    Brother Brutus
    Teacher Trasher
    Daddy Dragon
    Mister Mangler
    Grandpa Gorge
    Doctor Denizen
    Amigo Avogadro
    Husband Hellhound
    Wifey Witch
    Landlord Leroy
    But never forget...
    Big Head Bus

    • @FlowerBoyH
      @FlowerBoyH 8 років тому +1

      Hue hue hue

    • @Noelfriday
      @Noelfriday 8 років тому +2

      You spelled George wrong
      Hue hue hue

    • @pandacam10
      @pandacam10 8 років тому +17

      where's good guy gerch

    • @jackrosenthal4674
      @jackrosenthal4674 8 років тому +2

      +datwhateverguy its dumbass denizan

    • @matrixllama1462
      @matrixllama1462 8 років тому +1

      Aunty's, friend's, son's, sister who met a guy on a game's dad who knew this guy's mother's nephew's daddy Dr.Monty

  • @JCbackfire
    @JCbackfire 8 років тому +249

    I wish this man was my dad, what a legend...

    • @FunkyFrick
      @FunkyFrick 8 років тому +3

      JC do you want a pepperoni pizza?

    • @Crj-cy9fc
      @Crj-cy9fc 5 років тому +1

      your channel ded lol

    • @ThatTurboProbe
      @ThatTurboProbe 5 років тому +4

      So what? Atleast he has a decent amount of subs, unlike your puny 30. Also, you haven't uploaded yet, so "YoUr ChAnNeL's DeAd LeL"

    • @jeffcheese7551
      @jeffcheese7551 5 років тому

      MattyferSVK Amen brother!

  • @aboud8794
    @aboud8794 8 років тому +204

    The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is that the children's fountain didn't have anything to do with the EE

    • @aboud8794
      @aboud8794 8 років тому

      +ZoMBii lol

    • @aboud8794
      @aboud8794 8 років тому

      +ZoMBii lol

    • @themaimer5866
      @themaimer5866 8 років тому +3

      +ZoMBii I was too focused on hitting the box to get the ppsh.

    • @alpersimsek9024
      @alpersimsek9024 7 років тому +2

      Aboudy78 I thought the fountain should've represent the mission Vendetta from w@w

    • @Newdawn80909
      @Newdawn80909 7 років тому +2

      Aboudy78 it's to represent Stalingrad dumbass

  • @txdragonxt3214
    @txdragonxt3214 8 років тому +438

    Things zombie players never say. i hope exo zombies returns

  • @krishchaudhary7084
    @krishchaudhary7084 8 років тому +108

    The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is that Nikolais didn't have a drinking contest.

    • @A20360
      @A20360 8 років тому +5

      I burst in tears every time when Nikolai 2.0 breaks the vodka bottle

    • @eldon9735
      @eldon9735 8 років тому

      I was hoping that Nikolai 1.0 and 2.0 would sit down at a table for one last drink while they discuss things and Nikolai shoots him after they finish

    • @tenslastergames8086
      @tenslastergames8086 8 років тому

      +Enclave Soldier Same, except Nikolai 1.0 says "One last drink my friend?" And he reaches for Vodka, and Nikolai shoots him.

    • @eldon9735
      @eldon9735 8 років тому +2

      Exactly. Some fans can come up with a better ending for 1.0 instead of "oh some obscure person got rekt in a war and now you can shoot me because I trust a raging alcoholic in a fucking robot suit drinking vodka to not have a gun on him." Really treyarch? You kill a badass character the community loved and he dies with a question of all things. Who the fuck are they talking about because it's not his wife because he killed them all?

    • @matrixllama1462
      @matrixllama1462 8 років тому +3

      Nikolai 1.0 dies of alcohol poisoning

  • @theextr3me_r4ger65
    @theextr3me_r4ger65 Рік тому +10

    "revive me I have jug" is now the normal thanks to cold war

  • @jadinmoran
    @jadinmoran 7 років тому +55

    one thing No one says "revive me I have tombstone!"

  • @thonguinas
    @thonguinas 8 років тому +43

    The dumbest thing will be when Jacob Sartorius is the music easter egg.

    • @BeefJerkyPlaysMC
      @BeefJerkyPlaysMC 8 років тому

      Bruuuuuh 😂😂😂 I'm weak

    • @joannezimarino8172
      @joannezimarino8172 8 років тому

      Press on the last thing- When you go to sleep at night when you wake up in the morning

    • @chriswimpey1296
      @chriswimpey1296 8 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 bruh

    • @apathyyy6904
      @apathyyy6904 8 років тому

      Shoots broken window(JC inside joke)... WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT

    • @KrawfordAU
      @KrawfordAU 8 років тому +1

      With the way cod is going I wouldn't be surprised

  • @Kro-RissaVirus
    @Kro-RissaVirus 8 років тому +52

    The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is when your mate says "How do I Dragon Shout?" Fus-Go-Rod!!!!

  • @unylind3094
    @unylind3094 8 років тому +58

    Dragon crashes into the tranzit bus. End of storyline.

    • @owenb7769
      @owenb7769 8 років тому

      +BDMR Savage fuck you

    • @TheZSpawn
      @TheZSpawn 8 років тому

      Lol best ending 10/10 IGN would play all the games again

    • @matthewking6633
      @matthewking6633 8 років тому

      10/10 IGN WOULD DO AGAIN

    • @charzcoal
      @charzcoal 8 років тому +1

      just add the song roundabout in there somewhere and it will be perfect.

    • @xxmasontheripperxx8772
      @xxmasontheripperxx8772 8 років тому

      Guarnteed lex will choose this

  • @karanz654
    @karanz654 7 років тому +52

    I have said Revive me I have jug. The game glitched and I had jug while down 😂😂😂

  • @masongeigle2728
    @masongeigle2728 8 років тому +29

    The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is the LACK OF BUS ROUTE B

    • @J-i-g-
      @J-i-g- 8 років тому

      Exactly thank you someone agrees hallelujah.

    • @Lambster789
      @Lambster789 8 років тому +3

      I'm callin it right now..................THE DRAGON BUS. #DLC3DragonBusConfirmed

    • @HEAVENBOUNDHE4RT
      @HEAVENBOUNDHE4RT 8 років тому +1

      kill me already

    • @drcocain3306
      @drcocain3306 8 років тому +1

      +ThatOne Guy same

    • @allanmadrid4912
      @allanmadrid4912 8 років тому +2

      Its gonna lead to jc's dad riding a horse with Takeo' s katana

  • @mylesnelson2463
    @mylesnelson2463 7 років тому +70

    Revive me I have a Springfield

  • @nolan3196
    @nolan3196 8 років тому +161

    Daddy Dragon
    Aunt Argoose
    Mama Mark 3
    Papa PPSH
    yup. I'm done.

  • @franciscoandrada412
    @franciscoandrada412 8 років тому +20

    the dumbest thing is that NO FUCKING BANANA COLADA

    • @franciscoandrada412
      @franciscoandrada412 8 років тому

      Phenomenal1 Banana Colada would work better as a perk

    • @rawxdxdxdxdxdxdzd3395
      @rawxdxdxdxdxdxdzd3395 8 років тому

      yes

    • @kit2799
      @kit2799 7 років тому +1

      Francisco Andrada it'd be terrible as a perk, it's too overpowered. I don't remember exactly but I think it's sliquifier liquid and you have no explosive damage. It should be a rare mega gobble gum that lasts like 20 minutes or like 3-5 rounds

  • @polaris6644
    @polaris6644 8 років тому +24

    Lex's forehead so big there's a PHD machine hiding in it

    • @polaris6644
      @polaris6644 8 років тому

      I would hope lex can see this. I want him to do another reading comments

    • @baker_family6670
      @baker_family6670 8 років тому

      Lex's forehead is big enough to hide all the new perks like ammomatic and PH.D. and still fit transit in it

  • @woahhobble_
    @woahhobble_ 8 років тому +28

    The dumbest thing to happen in Gorod Krovi:
    You're gonna trade in the PPSH for an SMR…

  • @csf017
    @csf017 8 років тому +22

    The dumbest thing is when the Dovahkiin rides in on the dragon's back, and lands on Lex's forehead...

    • @funbun7128
      @funbun7128 8 років тому

      lol

    • @BeefJerkyPlaysMC
      @BeefJerkyPlaysMC 8 років тому +1

      The map actually takes place in lex's head

    • @keever790
      @keever790 8 років тому

      +BeefJerkyPlaysGames Don't we all.

  • @blastoiseboy8177
    @blastoiseboy8177 8 років тому +31

    The worst thing about Gorod Crovi is having to wait a fucking month after Ps4

  • @ballsofsoup
    @ballsofsoup 8 років тому +36

    The new perk is going to be a can of ravioli so when your character gets hungry he can just get ravioli

    • @LinkVelasquez
      @LinkVelasquez 8 років тому +10

      I dont want no ravioli nigga

    • @flysociety425
      @flysociety425 8 років тому +1

      +NoiZe OnyX 😂😂😂

    • @skyhigh5760
      @skyhigh5760 8 років тому

      +NoiZe OnyX OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @motherchiplet2265
      @motherchiplet2265 8 років тому

      +Maurits Djenus +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.

    • @elliehugg
      @elliehugg 8 років тому

      ravioli ravioli... what's in the pocketoli

  • @midnight-skye4666
    @midnight-skye4666 8 років тому +19

    Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: Lex's Forehead Soda. Makes your forehead so big that it can kill zombies in one hit on round 420.

  • @thomastoranto7466
    @thomastoranto7466 8 років тому +20

    Not even canada can save my man's forehead

  • @jonahv8545
    @jonahv8545 4 роки тому +4

    God this aged like fine wine

  • @MrWafflelova
    @MrWafflelova 8 років тому +25

    once you beat the Easter egg on dlc 3 , bus route b is finally unlocked and dlc 4 is a tranzit remake

    • @Blue-ll3gk
      @Blue-ll3gk 8 років тому +1

      Dude I looked at this and my computer blue-screened... What could this mean.

    • @mystikfir-geometrydashandm11
      @mystikfir-geometrydashandm11 8 років тому

      +Rory McDoogle he knows too much

    • @Blue-ll3gk
      @Blue-ll3gk 8 років тому

      ***** Don't get too ahead of yourself there buddy, we haven't ascended just yet.

    • @thelondenmodderexposed5984
      @thelondenmodderexposed5984 8 років тому

      I'm just going to kill my self over that by throwing the bus driver out and putting gasoline all over the bus and going in lava

    • @swiftyytm
      @swiftyytm 8 років тому

      hahahaha

  • @zolkoboy
    @zolkoboy 8 років тому +18

    Remember that time when the intros took only 10 sec?

  • @SlabSkate1
    @SlabSkate1 8 років тому +20

    The dumbest thing that will happen is 4 more useless Gobblegums. Secret Shopper was more useless than my dad's condom.

  • @kevwitdacxp
    @kevwitdacxp 8 років тому +15

    The dumbest thing on Gorod Krovi is that there is no P.H.D

  • @classicalcashew6266
    @classicalcashew6266 8 років тому +15

    The dumbest thing I Gorod Krovi is the lack of carpets.I love carpets and carpets love me back.Jason Blundell is a sucker for medieval castles and I am a sucker for carpets.They are soft but sometimes get dirty.i love lying down on carpets. I love sitting down on carpets. I love walking on carpets. I love eating waffles while sitting on a carpet.Gorod krovi would have been way more well received by the community if it had carpets unfortunately they had to put other stuff and had no time to add carpets.Carpets are amazing.I hope dlc 4 is a carpet

    • @classicalcashew6266
      @classicalcashew6266 8 років тому

      Also

    • @zegoviaa
      @zegoviaa 8 років тому

      Wow GOOOOOOOOOOd

    • @boxedwater3221
      @boxedwater3221 8 років тому +1

      u know what fuck u i hate carpet its never soft its almost all ways rough i hope jason blundell never adds carpets because fuck carpets and fuck u

    • @chiaoutzu7732
      @chiaoutzu7732 8 років тому

      medival carpets are upon us...

  • @bricesims6095
    @bricesims6095 8 років тому +4

    JC: "wave gun or raygun?"
    The most legendary man of all time(JC's Dad): "uh, uh, uh, PPSH!"

  • @muckymuck_plays2817
    @muckymuck_plays2817 3 роки тому +3

    Just realized the loading cutscene for the map he’s playing is like Die Maschine’s lmao

  • @xushie8655
    @xushie8655 8 років тому +23

    Myth has it that every time Mr T lies.
    His forehead grows larger :o

    • @spengu4627
      @spengu4627 8 років тому

      That's hillarious it makes me think of the joke in the stick of truth

    • @baitclick_
      @baitclick_ 8 років тому

      Is that why it's so small?

    • @Mr_Deedeedoo
      @Mr_Deedeedoo 8 років тому

      but he didnt know which forehead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @cheez3184
      @cheez3184 5 років тому

      You bitch

  • @carlos10803
    @carlos10803 8 років тому +5

    the dumbest thing will be that twist ending when ted comes up in that bus and you figure out stalingrad was bus route b all along

  • @cryolife9982
    @cryolife9982 8 років тому +17

    The dumbest thing that will happen in dlc3 is if the starting weapon is pepperoni pizza that shoots lex foreheads

    • @cryolife9982
      @cryolife9982 8 років тому

      Ps take note I made this at 04:37 am

    • @cryolife9982
      @cryolife9982 8 років тому

      I regret that pepperoni

    • @billykrumsiek9907
      @billykrumsiek9907 8 років тому +1

      no that's the best thing that is going to happen.
      duh

  • @coreybarringer7867
    @coreybarringer7867 8 років тому +4

    The dumbest thing is gonna be the freaking noob who gets the ppsh out of the box and says it sucks because it looks like something my great great great great grandfather would use

  • @equinox7787
    @equinox7787 8 років тому +69

    For the Last Ever Zombies map aka Revelations
    they Shud Bring EVERY PERK into the Map
    Like if u agree

    • @theboiroy3456
      @theboiroy3456 8 років тому

      maybe but not Phd because they removed the flopping ability

    • @gabeevans10
      @gabeevans10 8 років тому +2

      +Bluewolf gaming banana colada is the answer

    • @theboiroy3456
      @theboiroy3456 8 років тому

      +Gabe Evans yeah buy TREYARCH MADE IT A DUCK GOBBLEGUM

    • @theboiroy3456
      @theboiroy3456 8 років тому

      +Bluewolf gaming aotucorrect

    • @massimoc799
      @massimoc799 7 років тому +7

      little did he know

  • @tylerlegare8811
    @tylerlegare8811 8 років тому +40

    The dumbest thing that will happen in DLC 3 is Noah finding the main easter egg in a record time of 69 seconds. Fun fact that's about of how long Lex lasts in bed. Have a good day>

  • @holycraplois767
    @holycraplois767 8 років тому +7

    In dlc 3, Jason Blundell will be the final boss and he'll throw medieval castles and 1000ft robots at you

    • @beans62
      @beans62 8 років тому

      Fog rolling in

    • @lindes_adaks
      @lindes_adaks 8 років тому

      i woukd pay to see that shit

    • @Redemptionn05
      @Redemptionn05 8 років тому

      Or Lex's forehead because it's bigger.

    • @red_terminator8309
      @red_terminator8309 8 років тому

      no he will suck medieval castles and blow them at u and make sure u go back to zns and get the gas mask cuz his special move is poison fog rolling in

    • @gaetanoaviles1787
      @gaetanoaviles1787 8 років тому

      1000ft Fog shall be rolling in from Jason Blundell's hands...
      (I Was thinking mouth but that sounded strange and weird)

  • @igame7276
    @igame7276 8 років тому +4

    'Don't worry you don't need to revive me :) I have quick revive'

  • @winterballistic6461
    @winterballistic6461 8 років тому +1

    Holy crap when JC said " And Ill see you in the next one" I laughed so hard and for so long that i missed half of whatever video played when that one ended and the video was 20 minutes long. Holy god i love you guys please never stop doing videos together

  • @toasterblast5874
    @toasterblast5874 8 років тому +5

    Imagine in Gorod Krovi you go through a very hard Easter egg to get to a boss battle and the room is fully black then you hear a familiar voice from the corner of the room whisper "I'm a sucker for medieval castles" Jason blundell bursts through the wall,but he is stronger than ever before he has the transit bus and the Smr by his side.The four characters begin to unload ammo into Jason but it is no use,he rams you with the transit bus and he grabs you with his mighty arms and looks you in the eyes and you ask him will there be a dlc 5? He puts you closer and does his cheeky grin,you already no the answer.He whispers to you"I can't tell you that" then he tosses you onto the floor and disappears with the Smr and the transit bus,you lay there feeling useless and you think to your self "Classic Blundell"

    • @CakeForTaste
      @CakeForTaste 8 років тому

      Plot twist ..........
      (Jason's easter egg step for dlc5)

    • @AlexaCFermin
      @AlexaCFermin 8 років тому

      TranZit Bus and SMR? Nah, you need him to "fog rolling in", and don't forget the Dillo Denizens. Also, after completing the Easter Egg you receive the Jet Gun.

    • @doomsdj2025
      @doomsdj2025 8 років тому

      This is poetry

    • @toasterblast5874
      @toasterblast5874 8 років тому

      +Alexa CFermin shhhh you have to save some for the next dlc 😂

  • @terp6791
    @terp6791 8 років тому +12

    The dumbest thing in dlc 3 is the SMR comes back but when you pack a punch it, it turns into an emoji. 😋🔫

    • @terp6791
      @terp6791 8 років тому +1

      MOIST!!!!

    • @semipro6600
      @semipro6600 8 років тому

      L

    • @slikeclipse4149
      @slikeclipse4149 8 років тому

      Juicy

    • @motherchiplet2265
      @motherchiplet2265 8 років тому

      +Slik Eclipse +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.

    • @tracy-wq7er
      @tracy-wq7er 8 років тому

      +Mother Chiplet Argentina dumbass

  • @Questie71
    @Questie71 8 років тому +29

    Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: PPSH being a Weevil re-skin

  • @windhunter1157
    @windhunter1157 Рік тому +2

    I'm the guy who "revives you so you don't get too bored".

  • @Dawnacyde
    @Dawnacyde 8 років тому +5

    The dumbest thing would be the dragons over roasting less pepperoni pizza

  • @keyoco
    @keyoco 8 років тому +11

    The dumbest thing will be in der eisendrache you had to spend 5000 points to get some where...then zhetdzoeboenoehsheema had some random bullshit of about 120000 points........well Gorod Krovi's gonna be 1000000000.

  • @jacksonlarose2304
    @jacksonlarose2304 8 років тому +4

    Answer to next weeks appearance........... A cipher saying......... "I'm a sucka for medieval castles."

  • @thesebplaysgames2345
    @thesebplaysgames2345 7 років тому +1

    You see Lex is wearing a Canadian hat (I'm too lazy to say the name of the hat) because his forehead is so big that the entire landmass of Canada has to cover it

  • @joesarchive
    @joesarchive 8 років тому +26

    The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is the dumbest thing in gorod krovi.

  • @wingramtx
    @wingramtx 8 років тому +10

    The dumbest thing in Gordo Oroville is PhD the Ray gun mark 3 the ppsh the lack of jet gun and the lack of vodka

    • @wingramtx
      @wingramtx 8 років тому

      Whoops *krovi damn you spell check!!

    • @J-i-g-
      @J-i-g- 8 років тому

      No the dumbest thing will be a new perk called lex's forehead cola that will make your forehead explode when you reload, like electric cherry.

    • @blitzmain479
      @blitzmain479 8 років тому

      Gorod Krovi*

    • @leoking1089
      @leoking1089 8 років тому

      +Tickytrickery *Autocorrect

    • @Vexpia
      @Vexpia 8 років тому

      I was about to comment the thing about vodka >:v

  • @celly8373
    @celly8373 8 років тому +13

    The dumbest thing is the dragons not landing on lex's forehead

  • @willbaca6361
    @willbaca6361 8 років тому +9

    Dumbest thing...................................................Ted isn't going to drive the Dragon..........and no avagadro!

  • @nickkreker5887
    @nickkreker5887 8 років тому +7

    Lex's mom won't offer him pepperoni pizza in DLC 3

  • @catiemeehan5446
    @catiemeehan5446 8 років тому +4

    The dumbest thing that will happen in DLC 3 is P.H.D will be out of the map trolling us

    • @ritagle95
      @ritagle95 8 років тому

      May god have mercy on us all

  • @Datjewboi
    @Datjewboi 8 років тому +8

    By round 50 at some point out of nowhere a thrasher margua dog dragon panzer will show up and one hit the whole team. Could be the first round

    • @callmetae6627
      @callmetae6627 8 років тому

      i laughed way harder than what was needed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kristoferlogitryggvason1250
      @kristoferlogitryggvason1250 8 років тому

      no… they do a gang bang

    • @TheWildAikputaTree
      @TheWildAikputaTree 8 років тому

      Wtf?! No dude it's round 50 where there will be BrutusPanzer-Armor Meatball-dog boss, and his health is the same as 4 player George from Call of the dead

    • @TheWildAikputaTree
      @TheWildAikputaTree 8 років тому +1

      Shit I just heard the new boss screams "Who's who" in ur headphones until your ears bleed.... Why the fuck would Jason allow such an op boss?!?!

  • @scotty_a2115
    @scotty_a2115 7 років тому +11

    I wanna know what the song he used in the anime intro

  • @extractkun5911
    @extractkun5911 8 років тому +13

    The dumbest thing in DLC3 you ask? the PPSH getting nerfed to the gorgon...

  • @bigmamawhale9660
    @bigmamawhale9660 8 років тому +10

    What if in DLC 4 rictophen mixes everyone up. Ex: Dempsey in takio's body and Nikolai in rictophen's body

  • @slyharley7861
    @slyharley7861 8 років тому +4

    The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is when you will find the word of power, that gives you the shout to ride the dragon back to the dimension of Tamriel, and return the dragon to it's native home in skyrim, turns out this dragon was Alduin and Richtofen set off the dragon's crisis in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Damn Bethesda, your games just keep getting better, keep it up.

    • @alexander_martinez6084
      @alexander_martinez6084 8 років тому

      Omg mind blown

    • @slyharley7861
      @slyharley7861 8 років тому

      DragonBorn24287 More proof! The new "leaked image" of gorod krovi is the exact same thing as the sky in sovngarde. I'd know, it's my background. Call Of Duty Black Ops 3: DLC 3 will be Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered for the PS4 and XBOX1.

    • @dx3agp25
      @dx3agp25 8 років тому

      oh

    • @dx3agp25
      @dx3agp25 8 років тому

      Oh

    • @dx3agp25
      @dx3agp25 8 років тому

      Oh HELL

  • @daniellemedley6391
    @daniellemedley6391 7 років тому +1

    the first part had me dying....... HE IS THE PRINCE OF THE LAND OF TIME

  • @edgarsandoval2466
    @edgarsandoval2466 8 років тому +12

    The dumbest thing that will happen in Gorod Krovi Is not bringing back the Jetgun

    • @edgarsandoval2466
      @edgarsandoval2466 8 років тому

      nice comment

    • @marineminer6417
      @marineminer6417 8 років тому

      +im edd you replied to yourself, well done...

    • @cheesesauce3400
      @cheesesauce3400 8 років тому

      +im edd what...the...actual..fucking....fuck

    • @motherchiplet2265
      @motherchiplet2265 8 років тому

      +Marine Miner +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.

  • @115beauty
    @115beauty 8 років тому +9

    The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is no Denizens :(

  • @otisflannegan9655
    @otisflannegan9655 8 років тому +6

    the weirdest thing in gorod krovi we will see is witnessing the birth of lex's 12 foot tall..............................pepperoni pizza

    • @otisflannegan9655
      @otisflannegan9655 8 років тому

      and also. revive me! I have the sheiva

    • @ΑΝΙΚΙ
      @ΑΝΙΚΙ 8 років тому

      U want some pepperoni pizza?

    • @Videct_UK
      @Videct_UK 8 років тому +1

      lol that cud fit in lex's forehead

    • @findyo1145
      @findyo1145 8 років тому

      The dumbest thing is the glorious return of the jet gun tbh

  • @Bevsworld04
    @Bevsworld04 8 років тому +9

    thjs video was uploaded on my birthday😁😁😁

    • @merihs.7944
      @merihs.7944 8 років тому +1

      i dont care

    • @chixens5713
      @chixens5713 8 років тому +1

      and.... almost 20.000 videos are uploaded to youtube everyday... did you go to every single one of them?

    • @boston9511
      @boston9511 7 років тому +1

      TheAmazingChicken More than 20,000 definitely.

    • @megaeff921
      @megaeff921 5 років тому

      Happy birthday today was july 7th

  • @sjors2661
    @sjors2661 8 років тому +4

    Lex + grod grovi = big head bus!
    I am done....

    • @sjors2661
      @sjors2661 8 років тому

      (Gorod) ima findyou in my dm's

    • @xestea
      @xestea 8 років тому

      We need big head bus

    • @ohyeahyeah1986
      @ohyeahyeah1986 8 років тому

      Big head brutise 2.0.

  • @rodrigonavejar8650
    @rodrigonavejar8650 8 років тому +6

    The dumbest thing in gorod krovi....... Is people thinking a flame is a new perk.

  • @JimeMiggle
    @JimeMiggle 8 років тому +3

    1:21 " Smells like old grandma carpet"
    How'd you know lex?

  • @skyz6789
    @skyz6789 2 дні тому

    I really miss this era of not just cod zombies but cod in general

  • @lbutl2561
    @lbutl2561 8 років тому +8

    The PPSH will be impossible to upgrade or be the apothican servant

    • @lbutl2561
      @lbutl2561 8 років тому

      *like

    • @xxyoungromanxx2284
      @xxyoungromanxx2284 8 років тому

      +Logan Butler XD I would drink bleach

    • @lbutl2561
      @lbutl2561 8 років тому

      TheChaosPredator Its Jason he's going to troll us

    • @Sondalive
      @Sondalive 8 років тому

      no, codenamepizza has PAP it so why are you lying.

    • @raptorprimal1077
      @raptorprimal1077 8 років тому

      pack a punched apocicant servant should be named. the apocicant slave. oh and have boobs. that'll be nice.

  • @mousemallow8297
    @mousemallow8297 8 років тому +16

    I actually know how to upgrade all 4 staffs no joke

    • @craigster2001
      @craigster2001 8 років тому +1

      Same

    • @kit2799
      @kit2799 7 років тому +1

      burned out me too, the Lightning staff one is bullshit though. Nobody is going to remember exactly which order the panels break in

    • @pascaletje9
      @pascaletje9 6 років тому +1

      ItsWarlord 2 The lightning is one of the easiest staffs..

    • @coldite1733
      @coldite1733 6 років тому

      jeff jegg everyone can

    • @flextape2067
      @flextape2067 6 років тому

      ItsWarlord 2 135 357 246 i think i did not look on youtube

  • @Nrjen
    @Nrjen 8 років тому +30

    These dumbest thing in gorod krovi is I won't be able to pack a punch my jet gun and switch it for Springfield smh fml kns

    • @Nrjen
      @Nrjen 8 років тому

      The* sorry there isn't auto correct either

    • @dennisreynolds1685
      @dennisreynolds1685 8 років тому

      +Lebron Curry I wasn't

    • @Nrjen
      @Nrjen 8 років тому

      +Ripples [FSG] ?

    • @calilifestyle6931
      @calilifestyle6931 8 років тому

      +Lebron Curry You should apologize

    • @Nrjen
      @Nrjen 8 років тому

      +Meme Lord sorry my apologies sir

  • @davids1126
    @davids1126 8 років тому

    What zombies players never say: "wana play Tranzit?"
    "Yes, Yes plz!"
    "Yay"

  • @asianjack4226
    @asianjack4226 5 років тому +3

    Remember that time when you said “I’m gonna get to a super high round” and then you got triple swiped at round 3?

  • @KingOFtheGamezz
    @KingOFtheGamezz 8 років тому +4

    Since Gorod Krovi is in Soviet Russia, the dragon will ride you.

  • @iiettuce
    @iiettuce 7 років тому +3

    "if you know how to upgrade the ice staff by heart, you're crazy" *W E L P*

  • @imakeucrazy1
    @imakeucrazy1 5 років тому +1

    5:52 lex is TRIGGERED

  • @mlgboy1215
    @mlgboy1215 8 років тому +5

    the dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is that Dempsey gets DA PPSH insted of Nikolai like come on

  • @cooperharms9169
    @cooperharms9169 8 років тому +6

    Grodi KroviS secret wonder weapon is a Springfield and SMR mixed weapon

    • @aceguide1772
      @aceguide1772 8 років тому

      u have the best one

    • @darthjarjarthewise3279
      @darthjarjarthewise3279 8 років тому

      Elemental springfield

    • @darthjarjarthewise3279
      @darthjarjarthewise3279 8 років тому

      Elemental springfield

    • @cooperharms9169
      @cooperharms9169 8 років тому

      +Elliman263. you know Bluddy said that thay are creating a perk called Grandma speed. When you get it you get the little things that ur grandma drives on

    • @cooperharms9169
      @cooperharms9169 8 років тому

      +Adiict Liinx heard that the next element is gonna be a shit Storm Bow it gonna make them zombies stanky😋

  • @BowsertheLord
    @BowsertheLord 8 років тому +7

    DLC 3 coming to Last Gen will be the dumbest thing to happen...

    • @wesleyvosaki3180
      @wesleyvosaki3180 8 років тому

      That's so true😂😂

    • @kwen4369
      @kwen4369 8 років тому

      Seeing the cutscenes with Nikolai with be the dumbest mistake XD but also the best at the same time :3

    • @tedcrocker4112
      @tedcrocker4112 8 років тому

      ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

  • @hunterfootball4246
    @hunterfootball4246 5 років тому +1

    Remember that time when rttw was relevant Lex bring this series back now with the new zombies HYPE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @derpw2.088
      @derpw2.088 5 років тому

      Hunter Palmisano yes, lol didn’t expect to see anyone comment so recently.

  • @joselit310
    @joselit310 8 років тому +7

    the dumbest thing that u will see is when lex forhead is the jumbscare

    • @joselit310
      @joselit310 8 років тому

      jump scare*

    • @nonaw2555
      @nonaw2555 8 років тому +1

      I am sorry but Lexs forehead is too big for the screen

  • @drewisaacson4312
    @drewisaacson4312 8 років тому +4

    Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: Riding Dragon leads to hidden glitch death barrier

    • @drewisaacson4312
      @drewisaacson4312 8 років тому +1

      Btw pepperoni pizza?

    • @Glizzy522
      @Glizzy522 8 років тому

      +Drew Isaacson btw chicken wings?

    • @ayeamnsane
      @ayeamnsane 8 років тому

      +S7 Addictive corn dogs?

    • @Glizzy522
      @Glizzy522 8 років тому

      +Just SlushiifyIt tacos?

  • @thef2pgrinder101
    @thef2pgrinder101 8 років тому +5

    dumbesy thing is when big head bus rides the dragon to jc's dad and high noons MrtLexify's forhead

  • @braxtonanderson277
    @braxtonanderson277 8 років тому

    Dumbest thing in gorod krovi: is when you loose your starting pistol, and then JCdadfire comes in with MrsTmom-ify asking you if you want food. It's like: mom. Dad. I just lost my starting pistol, just give me some time...

  • @dougsthename0792
    @dougsthename0792 8 років тому +4

    The new perk is only available in supply drops

  • @gijs9092
    @gijs9092 8 років тому +15

    The dumbest thing is that the ppsh probably is gonna get nerfed

    • @thegamingllama7705
      @thegamingllama7705 8 років тому +2

      probably gonna happen if u know jason blundell

    • @HansPeter-yw7te
      @HansPeter-yw7te 8 років тому

      Jason Blundell : Im a sucker for dicks and nerfing good weapons

    • @quisquis8121
      @quisquis8121 8 років тому

      +Hans Peter what guns did he nerf

    • @kirbyfan9091
      @kirbyfan9091 8 років тому +1

      +Marquis whitaker Wunderwaffe

    • @TheWildAikputaTree
      @TheWildAikputaTree 8 років тому

      Lol of course there's no way they're leaving it the same and have double tap 2

  • @Fuknserg
    @Fuknserg 8 років тому +3

    I'm a sucker for robot bus drivers

  • @theeggen
    @theeggen 8 років тому

    I cannot believe Nikolai 1.0 was sober at one point...

  • @jamesturner5406
    @jamesturner5406 8 років тому +5

    Treyarc : "oh they want new perks.... We'll give them some new perks!" Then every perk is new. #ripjug

    • @noa_zeus
      @noa_zeus 8 років тому

      LEX S MOM LEX IS IN THE Z HOUSE LEX TURN THAT DOWN I CAN HEAR TO HERE YOU WANT PEPERONI PIZZA.

  • @Kimsfinger
    @Kimsfinger 8 років тому +6

    lex should have his forehead become a build able

    • @amrrsy
      @amrrsy 8 років тому +2

      The map would have to be as big as TranZit

    • @johnthomas7126
      @johnthomas7126 8 років тому

      +NothingButBanta it should be about that size though

    • @McHashbrown
      @McHashbrown 8 років тому +1

      Transhit 2.0 CoNfIrMeD

    • @freddiehanson4653
      @freddiehanson4653 8 років тому

      +Ian Schneider e
      why the roast doh?

    • @JarnoRL
      @JarnoRL 8 років тому

      Skull of nan sapwa

  • @nasseralmusained622
    @nasseralmusained622 8 років тому +4

    imagine a buildable ppsh and u can also get it on the mystery box and if u don't have the ppsh u can't so the Easter egg

  • @Fuckenbenji
    @Fuckenbenji 4 роки тому

    Up to this fucking day I still say it loud and proud “AND I’LL SEE YOU......................IN THE NEXT ONE BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • @mars6oy
    @mars6oy 8 років тому +4

    the dumbest thing that will happen in dlc 3 is if they tease us by putting a new variation of a P.H.D machine out of the map

    • @mars6oy
      @mars6oy 8 років тому +2

      or the tranzit bus comes to pick you up after you complete the easter egg

    • @aspectlayzrrs6396
      @aspectlayzrrs6396 8 років тому

      Ohh god

    • @Dadroyolo
      @Dadroyolo 8 років тому

      I said it first dick

    • @mars6oy
      @mars6oy 8 років тому +2

      +Dragon Man I apologize if I stole your comment? I didn't know that you commented this and I didn't see it, if you did. There's no reason to be hostile...

    • @Coolmanone
      @Coolmanone 8 років тому

      did you really just say that? i would say your 5 but you'd say your mom said it first

  • @extremedesiroleplayer1733
    @extremedesiroleplayer1733 7 років тому +14

    REVIVE ME I HAVE THE PACKAPUNCHED SMR

    • @500iqmolester2
      @500iqmolester2 6 років тому

      Extreme desi roleplayer revive me i have knife

  • @devguy5698
    @devguy5698 7 років тому +4

    when u get mustang and Sally and ask:Should I get mule kick or PHD

  • @isaiahrivera6225
    @isaiahrivera6225 8 років тому

    Lex's forehead is better than all wonder weapons because one look at it and the zombies will get scared and run into the fire

  • @trumpisthebestvotefortrump9007
    @trumpisthebestvotefortrump9007 8 років тому +14

    revive me i have lex's forhead.

    • @obaliztic3366
      @obaliztic3366 8 років тому +1

      You can't have his forehead it is time and space

    • @cs.relapse.r6402
      @cs.relapse.r6402 8 років тому +1

      +seth Wiegand it's the new gersh device

    • @Cristian-ky1jn
      @Cristian-ky1jn 8 років тому

      +Infamouszz.. no..no....
      it is the gurch device.

    • @kurdemayi9407
      @kurdemayi9407 8 років тому

      is that the shield?

    • @kingmegagross8169
      @kingmegagross8169 8 років тому

      +Aram Abdulsalam that's too overpowered as a shield you wouldn't get hit

  • @angelpadilla9989
    @angelpadilla9989 8 років тому +8

    Gorod Krovi
    More Like ...SMR 2.0 CONFIRMED

    • @robbiekuhnlein111
      @robbiekuhnlein111 8 років тому +1

      ya actually SMR is way better than a shitty PPSH

    • @silentcromie5208
      @silentcromie5208 8 років тому

      +Robbie Kuhnlein why u hating on the Pp.you probably want the ray gun mark lll

    • @robbiekuhnlein111
      @robbiekuhnlein111 8 років тому

      +Cod Brothers Chill buddy it was joke

    • @silentcromie5208
      @silentcromie5208 8 років тому

      +Robbie Kuhnlein yeah you back off

    • @slackbackh2k038
      @slackbackh2k038 8 років тому

      u need milk for your dumb brain

  • @LeroyS.2548
    @LeroyS.2548 8 років тому +9

    Alternate bus route

  • @Closingtaxi
    @Closingtaxi 8 років тому

    Things people never say:dont revive me,revive the other guy,you have quick revive.