THINGS ZOMBIE PLAYERS NEVER SAY!!! (Remember That Time When #8)
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"Ray gun or wave gun" "Uh, uh, uh, PPSH" - Jc's dad
Ray gun or wave gun he said
Oh
good guy gersh
good answer
Uh uh uh uh ppsh
Mama Margwa
Cousin keeper
Aunt Apothicon
Papa Panzer
Brother Brutus
Teacher Trasher
Daddy Dragon
Mister Mangler
Grandpa Gorge
Doctor Denizen
Amigo Avogadro
Husband Hellhound
Wifey Witch
Landlord Leroy
But never forget...
Big Head Bus
Hue hue hue
You spelled George wrong
Hue hue hue
where's good guy gerch
+datwhateverguy its dumbass denizan
Aunty's, friend's, son's, sister who met a guy on a game's dad who knew this guy's mother's nephew's daddy Dr.Monty
I wish this man was my dad, what a legend...
JC do you want a pepperoni pizza?
your channel ded lol
So what? Atleast he has a decent amount of subs, unlike your puny 30. Also, you haven't uploaded yet, so "YoUr ChAnNeL's DeAd LeL"
MattyferSVK Amen brother!
The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is that the children's fountain didn't have anything to do with the EE
+ZoMBii lol
+ZoMBii lol
+ZoMBii I was too focused on hitting the box to get the ppsh.
Aboudy78 I thought the fountain should've represent the mission Vendetta from w@w
Aboudy78 it's to represent Stalingrad dumbass
Things zombie players never say. i hope exo zombies returns
hi
The topic for the comments is at the end it is not in the title
Shut up flame
You twat
so beautifully said
The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is that Nikolais didn't have a drinking contest.
I burst in tears every time when Nikolai 2.0 breaks the vodka bottle
I was hoping that Nikolai 1.0 and 2.0 would sit down at a table for one last drink while they discuss things and Nikolai shoots him after they finish
+Enclave Soldier Same, except Nikolai 1.0 says "One last drink my friend?" And he reaches for Vodka, and Nikolai shoots him.
Exactly. Some fans can come up with a better ending for 1.0 instead of "oh some obscure person got rekt in a war and now you can shoot me because I trust a raging alcoholic in a fucking robot suit drinking vodka to not have a gun on him." Really treyarch? You kill a badass character the community loved and he dies with a question of all things. Who the fuck are they talking about because it's not his wife because he killed them all?
Nikolai 1.0 dies of alcohol poisoning
"revive me I have jug" is now the normal thanks to cold war
one thing No one says "revive me I have tombstone!"
Thats cause they suicide instead
The dumbest thing will be when Jacob Sartorius is the music easter egg.
Bruuuuuh 😂😂😂 I'm weak
Press on the last thing- When you go to sleep at night when you wake up in the morning
😂😂😂😂😂 bruh
Shoots broken window(JC inside joke)... WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP AT NIGHT
With the way cod is going I wouldn't be surprised
The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is when your mate says "How do I Dragon Shout?" Fus-Go-Rod!!!!
more dank then lex's forehead
😂😂
+Zack Mccoy Lex's forehead is too dank to be outdanked
i know
shawna watkins
Dragon crashes into the tranzit bus. End of storyline.
+BDMR Savage fuck you
Lol best ending 10/10 IGN would play all the games again
10/10 IGN WOULD DO AGAIN
just add the song roundabout in there somewhere and it will be perfect.
Guarnteed lex will choose this
I have said Revive me I have jug. The game glitched and I had jug while down 😂😂😂
The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is the LACK OF BUS ROUTE B
Exactly thank you someone agrees hallelujah.
I'm callin it right now..................THE DRAGON BUS. #DLC3DragonBusConfirmed
kill me already
+ThatOne Guy same
Its gonna lead to jc's dad riding a horse with Takeo' s katana
Revive me I have a Springfield
Roni Doma Channel ik right
Lmao
2 kill insta
Daddy Dragon
Aunt Argoose
Mama Mark 3
Papa PPSH
yup. I'm done.
You forget little jimmy Timmy apothecan.
Father FFAR
You forgot brother brutes 2.0
+Number 1 Fan grandfather George
+Jason Traub that's right
the dumbest thing is that NO FUCKING BANANA COLADA
Phenomenal1 Banana Colada would work better as a perk
yes
Francisco Andrada it'd be terrible as a perk, it's too overpowered. I don't remember exactly but I think it's sliquifier liquid and you have no explosive damage. It should be a rare mega gobble gum that lasts like 20 minutes or like 3-5 rounds
Lex's forehead so big there's a PHD machine hiding in it
I would hope lex can see this. I want him to do another reading comments
Lex's forehead is big enough to hide all the new perks like ammomatic and PH.D. and still fit transit in it
The dumbest thing to happen in Gorod Krovi:
You're gonna trade in the PPSH for an SMR…
+mcg juanseb yep…
rip
No smr. just a pharo.
+ MAXmon $66 oh no
common i wanna play in agartha!!!
The dumbest thing is when the Dovahkiin rides in on the dragon's back, and lands on Lex's forehead...
lol
The map actually takes place in lex's head
+BeefJerkyPlaysGames Don't we all.
The worst thing about Gorod Crovi is having to wait a fucking month after Ps4
*Krovi
*Krovi
*Krovi
Well that's what you get for having Xbox or pc
It's actually better because when we get dlc last it had no bugs and you do.
The new perk is going to be a can of ravioli so when your character gets hungry he can just get ravioli
I dont want no ravioli nigga
+NoiZe OnyX 😂😂😂
+NoiZe OnyX OMG😂😂😂😂😂😂
+Maurits Djenus +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.
ravioli ravioli... what's in the pocketoli
Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: Lex's Forehead Soda. Makes your forehead so big that it can kill zombies in one hit on round 420.
It's the new perk. Yay.
I would buy that perk every time
Better than P.H.D???
So long and hard and big... HIGHEST ROUND EVER IN ZOMBIES WITH THIS NEW PERK
Not even canada can save my man's forehead
or russia
Big head bus
NOT EVEN THE FRICKIN ILLUMINATI
God this aged like fine wine
once you beat the Easter egg on dlc 3 , bus route b is finally unlocked and dlc 4 is a tranzit remake
Dude I looked at this and my computer blue-screened... What could this mean.
+Rory McDoogle he knows too much
***** Don't get too ahead of yourself there buddy, we haven't ascended just yet.
I'm just going to kill my self over that by throwing the bus driver out and putting gasoline all over the bus and going in lava
hahahaha
Remember that time when the intros took only 10 sec?
Not the whole vid
no
neither do I
The dumbest thing that will happen is 4 more useless Gobblegums. Secret Shopper was more useless than my dad's condom.
W
you have a dad
That's gonna be in the next video, I'll put money on it
that was beautiful
The dumbest thing on Gorod Krovi is that there is no P.H.D
The dumbest thing I Gorod Krovi is the lack of carpets.I love carpets and carpets love me back.Jason Blundell is a sucker for medieval castles and I am a sucker for carpets.They are soft but sometimes get dirty.i love lying down on carpets. I love sitting down on carpets. I love walking on carpets. I love eating waffles while sitting on a carpet.Gorod krovi would have been way more well received by the community if it had carpets unfortunately they had to put other stuff and had no time to add carpets.Carpets are amazing.I hope dlc 4 is a carpet
Also
Wow GOOOOOOOOOOd
u know what fuck u i hate carpet its never soft its almost all ways rough i hope jason blundell never adds carpets because fuck carpets and fuck u
medival carpets are upon us...
JC: "wave gun or raygun?"
The most legendary man of all time(JC's Dad): "uh, uh, uh, PPSH!"
Just realized the loading cutscene for the map he’s playing is like Die Maschine’s lmao
Myth has it that every time Mr T lies.
His forehead grows larger :o
That's hillarious it makes me think of the joke in the stick of truth
Is that why it's so small?
but he didnt know which forehead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You bitch
the dumbest thing will be that twist ending when ted comes up in that bus and you figure out stalingrad was bus route b all along
Holy shiiiiitttt
Then it leads to Lex's forehead
+Mother Chiplet But don't forget you can only kill it with grandma gorgon
The dumbest thing that will happen in dlc3 is if the starting weapon is pepperoni pizza that shoots lex foreheads
Ps take note I made this at 04:37 am
I regret that pepperoni
no that's the best thing that is going to happen.
duh
The dumbest thing is gonna be the freaking noob who gets the ppsh out of the box and says it sucks because it looks like something my great great great great grandfather would use
For the Last Ever Zombies map aka Revelations
they Shud Bring EVERY PERK into the Map
Like if u agree
maybe but not Phd because they removed the flopping ability
+Bluewolf gaming banana colada is the answer
+Gabe Evans yeah buy TREYARCH MADE IT A DUCK GOBBLEGUM
+Bluewolf gaming aotucorrect
little did he know
The dumbest thing that will happen in DLC 3 is Noah finding the main easter egg in a record time of 69 seconds. Fun fact that's about of how long Lex lasts in bed. Have a good day>
O Shit What a Roast
dead
You need some ice
o shit waddup
DAT BOI
In dlc 3, Jason Blundell will be the final boss and he'll throw medieval castles and 1000ft robots at you
Fog rolling in
i woukd pay to see that shit
Or Lex's forehead because it's bigger.
no he will suck medieval castles and blow them at u and make sure u go back to zns and get the gas mask cuz his special move is poison fog rolling in
1000ft Fog shall be rolling in from Jason Blundell's hands...
(I Was thinking mouth but that sounded strange and weird)
'Don't worry you don't need to revive me :) I have quick revive'
I feel you bro
Holy crap when JC said " And Ill see you in the next one" I laughed so hard and for so long that i missed half of whatever video played when that one ended and the video was 20 minutes long. Holy god i love you guys please never stop doing videos together
Imagine in Gorod Krovi you go through a very hard Easter egg to get to a boss battle and the room is fully black then you hear a familiar voice from the corner of the room whisper "I'm a sucker for medieval castles" Jason blundell bursts through the wall,but he is stronger than ever before he has the transit bus and the Smr by his side.The four characters begin to unload ammo into Jason but it is no use,he rams you with the transit bus and he grabs you with his mighty arms and looks you in the eyes and you ask him will there be a dlc 5? He puts you closer and does his cheeky grin,you already no the answer.He whispers to you"I can't tell you that" then he tosses you onto the floor and disappears with the Smr and the transit bus,you lay there feeling useless and you think to your self "Classic Blundell"
Plot twist ..........
(Jason's easter egg step for dlc5)
TranZit Bus and SMR? Nah, you need him to "fog rolling in", and don't forget the Dillo Denizens. Also, after completing the Easter Egg you receive the Jet Gun.
This is poetry
+Alexa CFermin shhhh you have to save some for the next dlc 😂
The dumbest thing in dlc 3 is the SMR comes back but when you pack a punch it, it turns into an emoji. 😋🔫
MOIST!!!!
L
Juicy
+Slik Eclipse +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.
+Mother Chiplet Argentina dumbass
Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: PPSH being a Weevil re-skin
😂😂😂true
Yo why is that so true
LOL
U serious fam!
+callum reed zcyggbm
I'm the guy who "revives you so you don't get too bored".
The dumbest thing would be the dragons over roasting less pepperoni pizza
Lexs
true
there's an edit button for a reason
The dumbest thing will be in der eisendrache you had to spend 5000 points to get some where...then zhetdzoeboenoehsheema had some random bullshit of about 120000 points........well Gorod Krovi's gonna be 1000000000.
WHERE AM I
Amen
RADICLE TOTALY TUBULER XTREEM
what even
Answer to next weeks appearance........... A cipher saying......... "I'm a sucka for medieval castles."
Also remember it will take weeks just to decode it
THAN PLAY TRANZIT!!!!!!!
You see Lex is wearing a Canadian hat (I'm too lazy to say the name of the hat) because his forehead is so big that the entire landmass of Canada has to cover it
The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is the dumbest thing in gorod krovi.
Yep seems legit
the dumbest thing for dlc 3 is lasagna as rain and pizza for boss fights and (lex fore head
LEX S MOM IS THE BOSS
your so damn right dude
The dumbest thing in Gordo Oroville is PhD the Ray gun mark 3 the ppsh the lack of jet gun and the lack of vodka
Whoops *krovi damn you spell check!!
No the dumbest thing will be a new perk called lex's forehead cola that will make your forehead explode when you reload, like electric cherry.
Gorod Krovi*
+Tickytrickery *Autocorrect
I was about to comment the thing about vodka >:v
The dumbest thing is the dragons not landing on lex's forehead
That would be pretty disappointing.. '-'
still no
Good one man
+Tavito Hernandez thx
Dumbest thing...................................................Ted isn't going to drive the Dragon..........and no avagadro!
Lex's mom won't offer him pepperoni pizza in DLC 3
The dumbest thing that will happen in DLC 3 is P.H.D will be out of the map trolling us
May god have mercy on us all
By round 50 at some point out of nowhere a thrasher margua dog dragon panzer will show up and one hit the whole team. Could be the first round
i laughed way harder than what was needed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
no… they do a gang bang
Wtf?! No dude it's round 50 where there will be BrutusPanzer-Armor Meatball-dog boss, and his health is the same as 4 player George from Call of the dead
Shit I just heard the new boss screams "Who's who" in ur headphones until your ears bleed.... Why the fuck would Jason allow such an op boss?!?!
I wanna know what the song he used in the anime intro
Lisa rising hope
The dumbest thing in DLC3 you ask? the PPSH getting nerfed to the gorgon...
DAVID DONT DO IT!!!
wait thats true?
I like the gorgon
Patcher Acer in zombies?
+Mr. Money its good for camping
What if in DLC 4 rictophen mixes everyone up. Ex: Dempsey in takio's body and Nikolai in rictophen's body
K
That's nice
Wot
sounds like a porn parody for Zombies.
interesting
The dumbest thing in gorod krovi is when you will find the word of power, that gives you the shout to ride the dragon back to the dimension of Tamriel, and return the dragon to it's native home in skyrim, turns out this dragon was Alduin and Richtofen set off the dragon's crisis in Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Damn Bethesda, your games just keep getting better, keep it up.
Omg mind blown
DragonBorn24287 More proof! The new "leaked image" of gorod krovi is the exact same thing as the sky in sovngarde. I'd know, it's my background. Call Of Duty Black Ops 3: DLC 3 will be Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Remastered for the PS4 and XBOX1.
oh
Oh
Oh HELL
the first part had me dying....... HE IS THE PRINCE OF THE LAND OF TIME
The dumbest thing that will happen in Gorod Krovi Is not bringing back the Jetgun
nice comment
+im edd you replied to yourself, well done...
+im edd what...the...actual..fucking....fuck
+Marine Miner +Mother Chiplet the Dumbest thing to happen in Gary's Cove is that you need to slide with banana colata across lex's forehead to go to the secret boss fight to fight against mama margua in argentena.
The dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is no Denizens :(
Yes please lex needs them
yes, THE Denizens
the weirdest thing in gorod krovi we will see is witnessing the birth of lex's 12 foot tall..............................pepperoni pizza
and also. revive me! I have the sheiva
U want some pepperoni pizza?
lol that cud fit in lex's forehead
The dumbest thing is the glorious return of the jet gun tbh
thjs video was uploaded on my birthday😁😁😁
i dont care
and.... almost 20.000 videos are uploaded to youtube everyday... did you go to every single one of them?
TheAmazingChicken More than 20,000 definitely.
Happy birthday today was july 7th
Lex + grod grovi = big head bus!
I am done....
(Gorod) ima findyou in my dm's
We need big head bus
Big head brutise 2.0.
The dumbest thing in gorod krovi....... Is people thinking a flame is a new perk.
Amen. How could it be in the spawn with QR
blahh
1:21 " Smells like old grandma carpet"
How'd you know lex?
I really miss this era of not just cod zombies but cod in general
The PPSH will be impossible to upgrade or be the apothican servant
*like
+Logan Butler XD I would drink bleach
TheChaosPredator Its Jason he's going to troll us
no, codenamepizza has PAP it so why are you lying.
pack a punched apocicant servant should be named. the apocicant slave. oh and have boobs. that'll be nice.
I actually know how to upgrade all 4 staffs no joke
Same
burned out me too, the Lightning staff one is bullshit though. Nobody is going to remember exactly which order the panels break in
ItsWarlord 2 The lightning is one of the easiest staffs..
jeff jegg everyone can
ItsWarlord 2 135 357 246 i think i did not look on youtube
These dumbest thing in gorod krovi is I won't be able to pack a punch my jet gun and switch it for Springfield smh fml kns
The* sorry there isn't auto correct either
+Lebron Curry I wasn't
+Ripples [FSG] ?
+Lebron Curry You should apologize
+Meme Lord sorry my apologies sir
What zombies players never say: "wana play Tranzit?"
"Yes, Yes plz!"
"Yay"
Remember that time when you said “I’m gonna get to a super high round” and then you got triple swiped at round 3?
Since Gorod Krovi is in Soviet Russia, the dragon will ride you.
"if you know how to upgrade the ice staff by heart, you're crazy" *W E L P*
5:52 lex is TRIGGERED
the dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi is that Dempsey gets DA PPSH insted of Nikolai like come on
+Yung Milkshake yes
lol
Grodi KroviS secret wonder weapon is a Springfield and SMR mixed weapon
u have the best one
Elemental springfield
Elemental springfield
+Elliman263. you know Bluddy said that thay are creating a perk called Grandma speed. When you get it you get the little things that ur grandma drives on
+Adiict Liinx heard that the next element is gonna be a shit Storm Bow it gonna make them zombies stanky😋
DLC 3 coming to Last Gen will be the dumbest thing to happen...
That's so true😂😂
Seeing the cutscenes with Nikolai with be the dumbest mistake XD but also the best at the same time :3
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah
Remember that time when rttw was relevant Lex bring this series back now with the new zombies HYPE PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hunter Palmisano yes, lol didn’t expect to see anyone comment so recently.
the dumbest thing that u will see is when lex forhead is the jumbscare
jump scare*
I am sorry but Lexs forehead is too big for the screen
Dumbest thing in Gorod Krovi: Riding Dragon leads to hidden glitch death barrier
Btw pepperoni pizza?
+Drew Isaacson btw chicken wings?
+S7 Addictive corn dogs?
+Just SlushiifyIt tacos?
dumbesy thing is when big head bus rides the dragon to jc's dad and high noons MrtLexify's forhead
*Dumbest
+loler and to go to transhit and get transhits horse
Dumbest thing in gorod krovi: is when you loose your starting pistol, and then JCdadfire comes in with MrsTmom-ify asking you if you want food. It's like: mom. Dad. I just lost my starting pistol, just give me some time...
The new perk is only available in supply drops
Dr montys
The dumbest thing is that the ppsh probably is gonna get nerfed
probably gonna happen if u know jason blundell
Jason Blundell : Im a sucker for dicks and nerfing good weapons
+Hans Peter what guns did he nerf
+Marquis whitaker Wunderwaffe
Lol of course there's no way they're leaving it the same and have double tap 2
I'm a sucker for robot bus drivers
I cannot believe Nikolai 1.0 was sober at one point...
Treyarc : "oh they want new perks.... We'll give them some new perks!" Then every perk is new. #ripjug
LEX S MOM LEX IS IN THE Z HOUSE LEX TURN THAT DOWN I CAN HEAR TO HERE YOU WANT PEPERONI PIZZA.
lex should have his forehead become a build able
The map would have to be as big as TranZit
+NothingButBanta it should be about that size though
Transhit 2.0 CoNfIrMeD
+Ian Schneider e
why the roast doh?
Skull of nan sapwa
imagine a buildable ppsh and u can also get it on the mystery box and if u don't have the ppsh u can't so the Easter egg
do*
No just no.
no
Up to this fucking day I still say it loud and proud “AND I’LL SEE YOU......................IN THE NEXT ONE BABAY!!!!!!!!!!!”
the dumbest thing that will happen in dlc 3 is if they tease us by putting a new variation of a P.H.D machine out of the map
or the tranzit bus comes to pick you up after you complete the easter egg
Ohh god
I said it first dick
+Dragon Man I apologize if I stole your comment? I didn't know that you commented this and I didn't see it, if you did. There's no reason to be hostile...
did you really just say that? i would say your 5 but you'd say your mom said it first
REVIVE ME I HAVE THE PACKAPUNCHED SMR
Extreme desi roleplayer revive me i have knife
when u get mustang and Sally and ask:Should I get mule kick or PHD
Lex's forehead is better than all wonder weapons because one look at it and the zombies will get scared and run into the fire
revive me i have lex's forhead.
You can't have his forehead it is time and space
+seth Wiegand it's the new gersh device
+Infamouszz.. no..no....
it is the gurch device.
is that the shield?
+Aram Abdulsalam that's too overpowered as a shield you wouldn't get hit
Gorod Krovi
More Like ...SMR 2.0 CONFIRMED
ya actually SMR is way better than a shitty PPSH
+Robbie Kuhnlein why u hating on the Pp.you probably want the ray gun mark lll
+Cod Brothers Chill buddy it was joke
+Robbie Kuhnlein yeah you back off
u need milk for your dumb brain
Alternate bus route
k im sry
dont ma8k fun of him
No god plz no no nooooooooooooooo
ya im calling it
noooo
Things people never say:dont revive me,revive the other guy,you have quick revive.