Dad Jokes Roast Ginger In Hilarious Youtube Showdown!

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Why are ginger's always hungry. Cause they can't have soul food Oh Yeah they can't have a ????
Nice Cause I don't have a soul Yeah Ginger's no soul Nice Checks all the boxes Nice It's true Well you know when we're in heaven and Jared doesn't exist anymore Oh that'd be so great Ow Ow guys Jared's like I can't even see the afterlife I just go away I think I'm done With this Guys I'm making fun of me not getting to go to the afterlife Wish I had a brown and black haired joke You jerks Most of them are What were we gonna say What are you trying to say about black haired people What's going on here I thought you said no racism in the podcast today Today I don't know So speaking of ????? How do you get a squirrel to like you Show em your nuts That's pretty good That's actually better Here you go Jeff How do you get it Bud what are you doing Showing the squirrel my nuts I'm going to restart this joke No you have to leave that in You act like a nut but now my punch line isn't as good Because I like your punch line better Bud he was kind of acting like a nut He was acting like a nut Oh God All right Donnie Where do pirates get their hooks From Neverland That's very logical of you Jared The second hand store Hate that Nice All right My wife compares me to Ryan Gosling all the time She says you're nothing like Ryan Gosling In Drive Which which Ryan Gosling That's my favorite Ryan Gosling Yeah Ryan Gosling Oh I like this one You're going to love this Go ahead No no no no You go I had another ginger one if you want to hear it Sure go ahead OK Yeah annihilate him please How do you cure a ginger Chemotherapy Oh my God Is it because of the radiation Yeah there's no hair Oh that's so funny Ah yeah Bit of spicy Don't you love those Jared That's not my I totally stole that But yeah That's that's what all dad jokes are Literally absolutely Literally just stolen Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house Why Because the ghosts bring all the booze Oh terrible joke OK I have a terrible joke for you Where do boats go when they get sick Boats go when they get sick Something hospital but like the doctor Oh is that it The boat doc The boat doc Doc Doc Tur That was good Yeah I feel like I'm coming up with better dad joke punch lines for your jokes than what's written on those things The doc tur No the boat doc They both sucked Yeah they both were bad Speaking of jokes that suck here we go Which days are the strongest Wednesday No You give up Yeah Saturday and Sunday The rest are weekdays Don't you feel good Don't you feel good See see what that seems Yeah it feels good It doesn't feel good It feels like somebody poked you in the eye with words What did the baby corn say to its mama What did the baby corn say to its mama Who's my dad No Where's popcorn That's good I kept thinking ear but I don't know why Where is popcorn Where is popcorn Mama Mama Where's popcorn She's like popcorn died in the war He didn't go out for a pack of cigarettes and not come back Okay All right Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office I will find you You have my word I get it Microsoft word I get it I get it I'm not a joke It's a play on words Oh man Well not thoroughly bored everyone No I only have I only know 25 letters of the alphabet Because 789 No that's not the only I only know 27 I only know 25 letters of the alphabet What's that I don't know Y I don't know Y I get it Damn it I was like going through them like well which one's a word Which one's a word Which one's a word Do you have any more No Yeah that's a weak weak session of dad jokes