Buying My Dogs Everything They Touch

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  • @stoner.typebeat3594
    @stoner.typebeat3594 4 роки тому +4912

    In true parent fashion: "you can have anything you want"
    "Can I have this"
    "Anything but this"

    • @Sari-ip3no
      @Sari-ip3no 4 роки тому +12

      Thank you for making my day 😂 ( no joke, I mean it )

    • @FoxLazer476
      @FoxLazer476 4 роки тому +6

      That is my mom in a nutshell lol

    • @doctorcorgi3134
      @doctorcorgi3134 4 роки тому +2

      Sweet name Otaku Taco, also great comment. I was laughing my ass off.

    • @lordfarquaad1202
      @lordfarquaad1202 4 роки тому

      Can I have that?
      Anything but that.
      :|

  • @alrdrc
    @alrdrc 4 роки тому +6004

    Peach: Toys!
    Kermit: Literally wants to the whole store.
    Marble: *cAt*

    • @randomcommenter7900
      @randomcommenter7900 4 роки тому +55

      An smoll angry cerment Marple will geyt a caut to graow

    • @nazeem4695
      @nazeem4695 4 роки тому +26

      How to care for your marple
      How should I treat my an marple?
      You should treat your an marple like he is dead. Marples never no were they ar and conztanly look ded.

    • @soupy2119
      @soupy2119 4 роки тому +2

      Peach : FOOD

    • @nich0las.st1nks
      @nich0las.st1nks 4 роки тому +4

      cAt

    • @foxycinnamonkitten997
      @foxycinnamonkitten997 4 роки тому +8

      Kermit: pees on store so it's his

  • @finalfantasy7freak664
    @finalfantasy7freak664 5 років тому +5107

    Jenna: everything the light touches is yours.
    Marbles: what about the cat tower?
    Jenna: everything but that.

  • @teamadventurebeagle4392
    @teamadventurebeagle4392 2 роки тому +2427

    Kermit buying himself medical supplies kills me to this day

    • @rowanheart8122
      @rowanheart8122 Рік тому +73

      It's in character

    • @jinyoung-
      @jinyoung- 2 місяці тому +7

      He’s like Melman from Madagascar

    • @lilybeth9400
      @lilybeth9400 2 місяці тому +5

      its me at the store "hey mom can i get this 30 dollar first aid kit?" my mom: "...no..."

  • @robertoXCX
    @robertoXCX 5 років тому +7221

    Kermit: *N A S T Y*
    Peach: Food driven
    Marble: Living his best life not knowing where he is.

  • @thalissavillegas848
    @thalissavillegas848 4 роки тому +13759

    Jenna: "it's kind of boring actually"
    Kermit: lemme spice up this video by peeing in the store

  • @kates7819
    @kates7819 5 років тому +5748

    marbles DESERVED that cat tower. he could be the king of the tower

    • @kigut7443
      @kigut7443 5 років тому +265

      hes old and most things arent fun anymore, he just wants a cool place to nap in thats all he wants. give him the cat tower,,

    • @kirstenglae
      @kirstenglae 5 років тому +62

      Toothy yup he’s small and wouldn’t know where he is marbles would nap there all day

    • @blakejokingjoker7676
      @blakejokingjoker7676 5 років тому +92

      Start a movement to get marble that cat tower

    • @entirelynotfrank9393
      @entirelynotfrank9393 5 років тому +9

      Crystal Orozco where can I sign

    • @ashelynrodriguez6111
      @ashelynrodriguez6111 5 років тому +13

      He totally deserves it omg!!

  • @orianna4511
    @orianna4511 2 роки тому +1826

    Jenna: "okay, we're gonna buy anything you pick in the store"
    Marbles: "I'm gonna pick a *fight* "

  • @linhhuynh1691
    @linhhuynh1691 5 років тому +7925

    Marbles touched the cat and the cat tower. He wants a cat

    • @ryanmeneo6301
      @ryanmeneo6301 5 років тому +331

      That's why he is Jenna's favorite

    • @bleaky8885
      @bleaky8885 5 років тому +655

      He wasn't shopping for himself; instead he was attempting to gift his Mom.

    • @kikshae
      @kikshae 5 років тому +255

      He wants to BE a cat.

    • @The95Wave
      @The95Wave 5 років тому +146

      @@bleaky8885 why does that make my heart hurt so much?

    • @miqajp8003
      @miqajp8003 5 років тому +28

      Yes thats... yes

  • @AlliyahKhalifa
    @AlliyahKhalifa 5 років тому +1970

    Kermit: “I want it, I got it”

    • @theepoopydoodoo
      @theepoopydoodoo 5 років тому +23

      The treats mom bought it

    • @haleyanne447
      @haleyanne447 5 років тому +15

      oh c’mon, I just got that song outta my head lmao

    • @TamaraTchannel
      @TamaraTchannel 5 років тому +27

      *sing in tune of Ariana grande 7 rings intro verse”
      “Breakfast in a bowl unlike the marbles
      I is a cermit I cry for my mama
      Green soap or white i say nah I want all em
      Happiness is the same price as what I touch
      I is not wasteful
      I is very graceful
      I not dirty
      Peach eats my food
      If I just cry hello mamy
      I is cermit so I got it”

    • @avatx5361
      @avatx5361 5 років тому +1

      Tamara T. lmao this is good

    • @sharonledford5530
      @sharonledford5530 5 років тому +3

      No chicken, I’m cryin. I’m nasty and flawless. Lmao

  • @iglooking0
    @iglooking0 5 років тому +4417

    “Is he buffering” is my favorite thing julien has said EVER

    • @chumuheha
      @chumuheha 5 років тому +75

      "he has a high ping"

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 5 років тому +22

      Solutionist ' fam calm ya tits they said it’s their favourite thing JULIEN said ever

    • @rorykirov6695
      @rorykirov6695 4 роки тому +6

      s e a b i s c u i t

    • @gracedell
      @gracedell 4 роки тому +2

      Ava Echeverri 18:31

    • @StevieMcKenna10
      @StevieMcKenna10 4 роки тому +1

      @@VerBAASinwekkend bruh why u got an attitude

  • @lynovix2804
    @lynovix2804 3 роки тому +6969

    plot twist: marbles is actually a genius, and just wanted to help Jenna get a cat. he was barking at lexi, and the *only* thing he intentionally touched was a cat tower. marbles is a good boi who just wanted to help Jenna

  • @cecilynewman8241
    @cecilynewman8241 5 років тому +6210

    Kermit: takes all the toys
    Peach: takes all the treats
    Marble: 👁👅👁

    • @catsburgers
      @catsburgers 5 років тому +117

      Jenna: Marble u alive?
      Marble: 👁👅👁

    • @Kfitzyy
      @Kfitzyy 5 років тому +78

      Jenna: Marble touch something
      Marble:^👅^
      Edit) I was gone forever and I got so many likes thanks!!!

    • @siverpaw6736
      @siverpaw6736 5 років тому +40

      Jenna: marble we can't have a cat tower
      Marble: 0-0

    • @Jziyuo
      @Jziyuo 5 років тому +24

      Jenna: Marble is alive!
      Marble 👁️👄👁️

    • @SpooKitty331
      @SpooKitty331 5 років тому +24

      Jenna: MARBLE!
      Marble:👁👅👁

  • @Deealarid21
    @Deealarid21 5 років тому +6659

    Jenna: "Marbles touch anything!"
    Marbles: *touches cat tree*
    Jenna: "sorry we're not getting that."
    Marbles: *deeply depressed*

    • @huskyluva2180
      @huskyluva2180 5 років тому +34

      Dharma Alarid no changes I see :), also 579 likes 0 replies, I didn’t want you to feel lonely XD

    • @Deealarid21
      @Deealarid21 5 років тому +31

      @@huskyluva2180 I appreciate you

    • @huskyluva2180
      @huskyluva2180 5 років тому +5

      Dharma Alarid haha

    • @FantomLightning
      @FantomLightning 5 років тому +49

      Not to mention with the reaction to the cats, and the fact he physically couldn't touch them I honestly think it counts.

    • @johnnytheemeraldcat6727
      @johnnytheemeraldcat6727 5 років тому

      XD

  • @skypho9946
    @skypho9946 5 років тому +7702

    peach: just a few things is fine for me
    kermit: give me e v r a t h a n g
    marble: *WANT CAT*

    • @LucyKohm
      @LucyKohm 4 роки тому +114

      l a s a g n a he want cat and cat tower

    • @lmaogucci7190
      @lmaogucci7190 4 роки тому +11

      Hey you're the one that called me Sherlock, hi.

    • @moosuki
      @moosuki 4 роки тому +35

      marbles: want cat FOR DINNER

    • @ashhale5239
      @ashhale5239 4 роки тому +54

      Marbles supports his mother

    • @ii_cottxn_ii8053
      @ii_cottxn_ii8053 4 роки тому +9

      Kermit was in the middle! Bc
      Kermit
      Middle child

  • @nsanders125
    @nsanders125 2 роки тому +471

    It's been years and Julien doing that offhand quick zoom on marbles looking tiny in his giant bed by the fireplace never fails to make me laugh.

  • @musicchic5186
    @musicchic5186 4 роки тому +6774

    Little did they know, this was actually them buying toys for Bunny.

  • @Shelby-rl6zb
    @Shelby-rl6zb 4 роки тому +4686

    Peach: picks toys
    Kermit: picks choke chain, giant sausage, butt pill thing
    Marble: picks fight with cat

    • @aleksandragrey1863
      @aleksandragrey1863 4 роки тому +173

      don't forget kermit peeing on the floor

    • @gingerleaf8006
      @gingerleaf8006 4 роки тому +293

      What we’re learning is that Kermit has many kinks

    • @steph8030593
      @steph8030593 4 роки тому +60

      Ginger Leaf including soap

    • @JohnSmith-xy3gb
      @JohnSmith-xy3gb 4 роки тому +19

      Ginger Leaf thank fuck I was on the toilet already I just peed myself laughing at your comment!😂

    • @cloudiafoxe9443
      @cloudiafoxe9443 4 роки тому +12

      The dead one has a name?

  • @anastasiachristina
    @anastasiachristina 5 років тому +5612

    Kermit peeing in the middle of the store is the peak nasty boy energy.

    • @cooper.murray
      @cooper.murray 5 років тому +145

      anastasia
      ON TOP OF THAT HE SHOT IT RIGHT AT HIS FRONT LEFT PAW I-

    • @anastasiachristina
      @anastasiachristina 5 років тому +42

      @@cooper.murray NASTY

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 років тому +118

      I still think it's a reincarnated old man that wants to pay society back for all the taxes he paid.
      He knows he can get away with anything as long as he plays dumb.
      Edit: Yeah, definitely an old man. He went nuts on the credit card. _"Hehehe, it's not my credit rating!"_

    • @stevebarlowe6588
      @stevebarlowe6588 4 роки тому +4

      anastasia christina boi*

    • @leemayerchin6051
      @leemayerchin6051 4 роки тому +3

      Nasty boi points yes please

  • @catalinacruz7801
    @catalinacruz7801 4 роки тому +686

    Years later and “when the sausage hits” still cracks me right up

    • @victorsimon6517
      @victorsimon6517 4 роки тому

      Here I leave you the best products printed with canine motifs
      teespring.com/stores/victors-market

  • @ray_ayy
    @ray_ayy 5 років тому +4027

    Alternate title: Buying the Entire Bottom Row of the Pet Store

    • @TDIdialgagirl
      @TDIdialgagirl 5 років тому +27

      The bottom row is supposed to have the cheapest items

    • @justanawkwardddlcfan
      @justanawkwardddlcfan 5 років тому +26

      Plus something on the second lowest shelf (that thing kermit wanted)

    • @Lara-dj6rw
      @Lara-dj6rw 4 роки тому +1

      I was the 3000th like

    • @varunkandhari4819
      @varunkandhari4819 4 роки тому +4

      Alternative title with bunny : Buying the entire top row of the pet store 😜

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 5 років тому +6707

    “He’s not picking anything.” What are you talking about? Marble is picking all the fights.

    • @Lycaon1765
      @Lycaon1765 5 років тому +13

      nice

    • @hnanetoo
      @hnanetoo 5 років тому +3

      kateemma22 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Joojoobeans
      @Joojoobeans 5 років тому +11

      this needs to be the top comment 🤣

    • @FlacherdlerNotReally
      @FlacherdlerNotReally 5 років тому +2

      OOHHHHHHH

    • @denisadankova7969
      @denisadankova7969 5 років тому +8

      That's it, this is the comment
      Jenna Marbles' fans are the fucking funniest

  • @toadstools8372
    @toadstools8372 5 років тому +9190

    Jenna: *literally refuses to buy Kermit **_one_** thing*
    Kermit: *pees on floor* take that

    • @Bumblebeeliz
      @Bumblebeeliz 5 років тому +78

      Lol I was reading your comment just as that happened in the video

    • @jasper.ch3rry
      @jasper.ch3rry 5 років тому +29

      I wanted to like the comment but it's at 666 and I don't wanna ruin it

    • @lunareclipse2472
      @lunareclipse2472 5 років тому +10

      I would smack my dog if he did that and then run him outside. But....... it’s not my dog.. 😡 **mad face zooms in and intensifies**

    • @saki_s4n0bashi
      @saki_s4n0bashi 5 років тому +7

      Veeeee~

    • @darla.theworkingdog
      @darla.theworkingdog 5 років тому +2

      @@jasper.ch3rry lol

  • @Mgfaulkner793
    @Mgfaulkner793 3 роки тому +293

    “What if one of you touches a cat?”
    Marbles: “I understood the assignment”

  • @pennythelioness
    @pennythelioness 5 років тому +1836

    “Marble can you sit?”
    Marble: *prances around*

    • @artbunny9199
      @artbunny9199 5 років тому +55

      Not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for marbles

    • @imberru9007
      @imberru9007 5 років тому +15

      He's so cute

    • @pennythelioness
      @pennythelioness 5 років тому +11

      Mr. Derp banana i know, i love him

    • @alexfox7661
      @alexfox7661 4 роки тому +10

      No he’s buffering

    • @strawberrycoolatta
      @strawberrycoolatta 4 роки тому +1

      Sabrina the awkward art kid meebles

  • @kokopuppy57342
    @kokopuppy57342 5 років тому +7496

    Marbles just wants a cat. He wanted a cat tree and a cat to go in it

  • @PossumGod12
    @PossumGod12 4 роки тому +3757

    This should be called ”how Jenna went into debt because of Kermit.”

    • @iliketrees2133
      @iliketrees2133 4 роки тому +140

      and somehow peach owes jenna money not kermit

    • @medicine8470
      @medicine8470 4 роки тому +62

      im beginning to realize how peach and Kermit both owe Jenna money.

    • @nazeem4695
      @nazeem4695 4 роки тому +12

      *p e e*

    • @polyblanked
      @polyblanked 4 роки тому +15

      or "jenna being kermit's personal shopper"

    • @grandmagretchen1504
      @grandmagretchen1504 4 роки тому +9

      She lives in a 2.8 million dollar home i doubt it
      *but carpet is alot to handle-*

  • @HomocidalSanta
    @HomocidalSanta Рік тому +1096

    I still get shocked when kermit pees even tho this is like the 8th time i’ve watched this video lmao.

    • @breadisbest6718
      @breadisbest6718 Рік тому +7

      Relatable

    • @Snuggbug
      @Snuggbug Рік тому +11

      Literally, been forcing my bf to watch with me as a good reason to watch it for the 100th time. I’m just being nice and showing him videos I think he will like hehe

    • @anonelle28
      @anonelle28 Рік тому +10

      Lmao read this comment one second before he started peeing 😂

    • @elizabethmaxfield7818
      @elizabethmaxfield7818 Рік тому +13

      me toooo and then proceeds to pee all over his legs lmaoo

  • @ekaterinadeboni9864
    @ekaterinadeboni9864 5 років тому +3472

    im crying at kermit running away with the sausage

  • @Ryan-hd8fw
    @Ryan-hd8fw 5 років тому +2379

    Gets a big chain, alcohol shirts and a butt syringe.
    Spends all of Jenna's yearly savings.
    Pees in the store.
    Steals Peaches and Marbles toys, and loves the big sausage
    Kermit's nasty boi levels have never been so high.

  • @sheilabonus6232
    @sheilabonus6232 5 років тому +2821

    Marbles looks very much alive in this video.

    • @ayej26
      @ayej26 5 років тому +58

      Sheila Ramey that dog means so much to me ugh I want to protec him with my life

    • @sheilabonus6232
      @sheilabonus6232 5 років тому +73

      @@ayej26 agree 100%. Marbles is the Betty White of dogs, the standard for all dogs, and a national treasure.

    • @ayej26
      @ayej26 5 років тому +3

      Sheila Ramey 😭❤️

    • @michellecotton4086
      @michellecotton4086 5 років тому +13

      I was literally going to write “Marbles looks so much better since having his teeth done!” But you beat me to it! 😛

    • @sheilabonus6232
      @sheilabonus6232 5 років тому +6

      @@michellecotton4086 ❤ he glowed right up!

  • @dakota_jay_
    @dakota_jay_ Рік тому +236

    The pure *serotonin* I still get from watching Kermit just be a purely chaotic middle child and hoarding all the toys

  • @datsnotgood8898
    @datsnotgood8898 5 років тому +1877

    They see it, they like it, they want it, they got it

    • @daisycornelia3248
      @daisycornelia3248 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @livierichard829
      @livierichard829 5 років тому +2

      yuh

    • @Joojoobeans
      @Joojoobeans 5 років тому +3

      Jenna needs to make a song with these lyrics hahahaha

    • @TheRose170
      @TheRose170 5 років тому +2

      @@Joojoobeans petition for JnJ memes to do it

    • @kenny-hu3wh
      @kenny-hu3wh 4 роки тому

      The treats? Mom bought it. The snacks? I got it.

  • @-Weemo-
    @-Weemo- 5 років тому +3858

    Mr. Marbles looked very much alive and happy in this video and it made my heart happy

    • @MadisonFalcoFoods
      @MadisonFalcoFoods 5 років тому +6

      Liam Laboy dude same

    • @rudebutright
      @rudebutright 5 років тому +89

      I think it's because his teeth don't hurt anymore

    • @Jack-oc2xq
      @Jack-oc2xq 5 років тому +1

      Is he dead or what?

    • @rudebutright
      @rudebutright 5 років тому +4

      @@Jack-oc2xq it's a running gag that he is

    • @Jack-oc2xq
      @Jack-oc2xq 5 років тому +3

      Mariya Milusheva oh okay, I just started watching Jenna again and I’ve seen so many comments that I didn’t know if he had just died in the last couple of days or something

  • @kayleeg7083
    @kayleeg7083 5 років тому +603

    Jenna: marble sit
    Marble: *dances nervously*

  • @lalaloopsyyay7828
    @lalaloopsyyay7828 3 роки тому +133

    Shoutout to that chinchilla at 4:50 for being so chill while encountering a goblin

  • @cielxo
    @cielxo 5 років тому +11657

    this is the first time i’ve ever seen marbles being so... *_alive_*

  • @Natalies.magical.nails.
    @Natalies.magical.nails. 4 роки тому +10090

    Can we just point out that all marbles wanted to do was get his mom a cat

  • @cierramichelle6781
    @cierramichelle6781 5 років тому +2973

    “the dysfunctional squad” a toothless ancient dinosaur and two hunchbacks 😭

  • @esla1885
    @esla1885 3 роки тому +428

    Jenna you helped my dogs! so I have two Shetland sheepdogs and apparently they can have very weak jaws and will try swallowing rather than chewing, our vet talked to us about it after they had to loose some teeth and said we need to give them stuff to chew on like bones, but pig bones make them sick and beef bones are too big so I remembered how your dogs loved greenies in this and decided to give them a try and they've helped my dogs immensely! you aren't even here anymore and you still help me, thanks so much Jenna love you and hope you are living the best life!
    P.S. sorry for the huge message I just wanted to express my gratitude for Jenna somewhere

    • @danielleking262
      @danielleking262 Рік тому +7

      I think that's sweet. ❤️

    • @FuriosasWarRig
      @FuriosasWarRig 4 місяці тому

      Bro wtf all dogs like greenies it's not some special Jenna thing stfu

  • @alexishamilton5619
    @alexishamilton5619 5 років тому +1360

    Marbles: *disassociates*
    Kermit: *plots their murder*
    Peach: *exists*

  • @Finn-ps8st
    @Finn-ps8st 5 років тому +1916

    *kermit leisurely shopping for himself while the others watch in despair*

  • @tierneymay980
    @tierneymay980 4 роки тому +1562

    Kermit picked out "drinking buddy" for his future big sis to wear, so they'll match when he wears the "straight chillin'" shirt

  • @AliciaDresser
    @AliciaDresser 2 роки тому +168

    It's been 3 years and I'll never stop missing them. If Jenna ever comes back I wanna see a bunny version of this

    • @michelleprieto1657
      @michelleprieto1657 Рік тому +2

      that'd be amazing!

    • @Dathanja
      @Dathanja Рік тому +8

      They got married and mr marbles was there ❤Lol sorry not bunny related but julien shows a really sweet photo of Jenna and another greyhound. It was a beautiful pic

  • @troeler
    @troeler 5 років тому +2214

    I don't know why but "come get y'alls shit" is the funniest thing I ever heard

  • @ivana6325
    @ivana6325 5 років тому +2208

    Jenna: go on marbles! Pick something!
    Marbles: 👁👄👁

  • @Anonymous-ji4sb
    @Anonymous-ji4sb 4 роки тому +7375

    Good for her. I work in a Petco and most people don’t clean up after their dog.

    • @no-wi9xt
      @no-wi9xt 4 роки тому +568

      I noticed that, seeing her do it herself made me smile. Love the responsibility

    • @Anonymous-ji4sb
      @Anonymous-ji4sb 4 роки тому +280

      Again early this morning someone left a big fat shit in the middle of the floor and just pretended they didn’t even see it.

    • @Anna-nf6ku
      @Anna-nf6ku 4 роки тому +139

      G H that shit is so disrespectful tf why would you at least ask someone for help🤦‍♀️

    • @DC66DC
      @DC66DC 4 роки тому +22

      Poor you, you have to clean up the store you work at I'm sure no other profession has to clean their own work environment it must be so tough

    • @Anonymous-ji4sb
      @Anonymous-ji4sb 4 роки тому +278

      D C Shut up bitch.

  • @gabrielacisterna8264
    @gabrielacisterna8264 4 роки тому +336

    I'm so scared something happens to Mr Marbles or any of the dogs while Jenna is on this maybe permanent hiatus that I'm watching every possible old video with them in it.
    The dogs, they make me so happy. It would just break my heart if something happend to them and all I get to remember them is old videos.
    Mr Marbles, now more than ever, please be inmortal

    • @imaconfusedqueer82
      @imaconfusedqueer82 3 роки тому +46

      I think about Mr marbles a lot he’s almost 13 and it worries me that if he passes away while she’s on her break she’s going to have to come back and tell everyone 😞

    • @katiegreentree9326
      @katiegreentree9326 3 роки тому +19

      He's a chihuahua, they can live up to 18-20

    • @caitlin329
      @caitlin329 3 роки тому +27

      Julien does updates. He did a whole update video a while ago; and the dogs in their Halloween costumes (not to mention the stream cameos).

    • @-Panna-
      @-Panna- 3 роки тому +8

      My chihuahua lived to be 18 (their life expectancy is between 18-20 years, sometimes older), and smaller dogs tend to live longer in general, so as long nothing unexpected happens, they'll thankfully be around for a while. 😊

    • @boiledchicken8794
      @boiledchicken8794 11 місяців тому +3

      He still alive and I would say well! :)

  • @ibunnygutz
    @ibunnygutz 5 років тому +741

    Marbles doing his little hand thing when he's trying to "sit" is so cute

  • @niamhdoyle928
    @niamhdoyle928 5 років тому +592

    *Kermit being a hoarder for 22 minutes straight*

  • @stanchristiny
    @stanchristiny 5 років тому +4923

    half of this video was marbles realizing he’s alive & then malfunctioning.

  • @kurono122
    @kurono122 2 роки тому +197

    I have a theory that the dogs got each other gifts. Peachy got all the toys for Kermit and he got her all the treats. Marble was trying to get Jenna a cat.

  • @C6whateverr
    @C6whateverr 5 років тому +679

    “My dogs don’t touch anything”
    *kermit proceeds to drive by touch everything*

  • @mrcheerio9712
    @mrcheerio9712 5 років тому +5652

    Peach : *i am greed*
    Marbles : *give me feed*
    Kermit : *i just peed*
    Bunny : *no no lead*

  • @monticue21
    @monticue21 5 років тому +572

    Laughed so hard at Kermit pissing. I choked on my iced coffee and it almost came out of my nose. So... That's a win for this video.

    • @LifeLoveBeauty32
      @LifeLoveBeauty32 5 років тому

      monticue21 he pissed alllllllllllll over himself! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maceystone2191
      @maceystone2191 5 років тому

      monticue21 that’s gross

  • @ericaj.9203
    @ericaj.9203 4 роки тому +429

    Me, watching this originally: “YES LET JENNA GET A CAT.”
    Now, in late 2020 after the addition of Bunny: “That was probably the right call.”

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 2 роки тому +2

      I wanna know how bunny would act around a cat

    • @ILuvAyeAye
      @ILuvAyeAye 2 роки тому +34

      ​@@lonelyheartsclub27 Julien talks about the routine all the greyhounds from their rescue go through in one of his blogs! They test all of the greyhounds by walking them near a small dog, and walking them near a cat, and seeing how they react. Only a dog that reacts well to both would get put in Julien and Jenna's house, because Italian Greyhounds are considered to have "cat-like" motions, so a dog that gets a prey response around a cat might go for an Italian Greyhound too.
      That said, they still have to be very careful, and it would be even more nerve-racking if they had a cat. Maybe Bunny would have been totally fine with a cat, but they're fostering so many different greyhounds, it's hard to know they all would all the time. And a greyhound that raced was trained to chase small cat-like creatures (well, I think it's a fake creature, but still), so it would be scary having a cat.

  • @discombobulate9365
    @discombobulate9365 5 років тому +468

    marbles touched lex the cat and the cat tower. i think that was his way of letting you know that he wants a cat friend 😂

  • @narraticn
    @narraticn 5 років тому +468

    kermit: gross/weird/crazy
    peach: chill/weird
    marble: precious/gentle/adorable boi

  • @jay-xf9xb
    @jay-xf9xb 5 років тому +348

    I was dying of laughter when Kermit started running with the sausage.

    • @kaydeecee8753
      @kaydeecee8753 5 років тому +1

      Jaimee Lynn yasss! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @matildab-c2454
    @matildab-c2454 4 роки тому +103

    Idk why “TOUCH. SOMETHING. ELSE.” Makes me laugh so hard

  • @jalapeno1119
    @jalapeno1119 5 років тому +528

    I'm crying that Kermit got liquid bandage for the next time he gets bit by a spider/stung by a bee/breaks his tail/falls in the pool.

  • @pbsjones
    @pbsjones 5 років тому +415

    Julien: "Marbles, you still haven't touched anything."
    Marbles: "I can't friggin REACH anything!"

    • @kacibaci
      @kacibaci 5 років тому +2

      BAHAHAHAHA

  • @Loria324
    @Loria324 5 років тому +3268

    Kermit: Being a nasty boy for 22 minutes and questioning his sexuality
    Peach: looking for every piece of food with chicken.
    Marble: 👁👄👁

    • @adondon5774
      @adondon5774 5 років тому +5

      ValleyEliteAllStars -Sophia except for when he bulked up against the cat lol

    • @gemini_editz441
      @gemini_editz441 5 років тому +11

      Your descriptions are my friends:
      One of my friends is Kermit
      One of my friends is peach
      And I’m marble

    • @brisatorres4696
      @brisatorres4696 5 років тому +2

      True thoooo

    • @cvggy_7137
      @cvggy_7137 5 років тому +2

      Gacha Plays529 same

    • @morganlance.knight
      @morganlance.knight 5 років тому +4

      I am all three of them

  • @andromeda4655
    @andromeda4655 2 роки тому +100

    We now know that Kermit, when confronted with excess luxury goes from a crying nervous mess to an absolutely greedy goblin, and I can’t think of anything more on brand

  • @Angel-zh9co
    @Angel-zh9co 5 років тому +1083

    Marbles is just happy to be invited out. If that ain’t me...

    • @bleaky8885
      @bleaky8885 5 років тому +10

      Me too! I'm so happy I've found another toothless chihuahua to chat with, there's so few of us on the internet these days. It's truly a shame.

    • @samie159
      @samie159 5 років тому

      lana 💓

    • @patzmaru98
      @patzmaru98 5 років тому

      Seriously, I'm just glad people consider me

    • @randawilson6916
      @randawilson6916 4 місяці тому

      He is just there for the vibes 😊

  • @heyitsally7995
    @heyitsally7995 4 роки тому +4928

    Kermet: the spoiled child
    Peach: the normal child
    Marble: the child who saves up to buy expensive stuff

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +8

      Lol

    • @mochaXX16
      @mochaXX16 2 роки тому +5

      looks like i’m cement

    • @yookim8171
      @yookim8171 2 роки тому +11

      I think like Marble but end up like cement…….

    • @esprero
      @esprero Рік тому +1

      bees

  • @pearliee
    @pearliee 5 років тому +9155

    Marble is like that one friend that just walks along with everyone at Walmart and doesn't buy anything because they didn't bring any money

    • @katbravino8691
      @katbravino8691 5 років тому +660

      ʙᴀsɪᴄ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ he didn't bring money bc no one told him they were going out, so when they all got to Walmart he was just like 'oh okay'

    • @heyyitsnickfam
      @heyyitsnickfam 5 років тому +145

      So like m e

    • @pearliee
      @pearliee 5 років тому +154

      @@katbravino8691 lmao,I like how all of the Jenna marbles fans have the same type of humor

    • @cloudiigiraffe67
      @cloudiigiraffe67 4 роки тому +6

      Me

    • @Gh0stlives
      @Gh0stlives 4 роки тому +24

      ʙᴀsɪᴄ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ɢɪʀʟ me. I’m that friend

  • @redfyresasoiaf
    @redfyresasoiaf 2 роки тому +120

    I know Jenna's not on yt anymore but imagine this concept, only Bunny (maybe add Loni when she's ready) but instead of them keeping everything they touch, they get to donate all of it to whatever charities of their choosing (since they're the rescues of the family). I need more dog-people to do this, both for the content and the donations

  • @chiot888
    @chiot888 5 років тому +1466

    jenna: "marbles sit"
    Mr Marbles: *tries to bark*
    Mr Marbles: *falls down from effort*
    jenna: "good boy"

    • @chelseaellish961
      @chelseaellish961 5 років тому +4

      ok

    • @kianayang1650
      @kianayang1650 5 років тому +1

      Do you know what kind of dog marbles is 😂

    • @cakejerry3632
      @cakejerry3632 5 років тому +2

      Love me I’m insecure An Updog

    • @abiscott857
      @abiscott857 5 років тому +2

      Love me I’m insecure A chihuahua

    • @mrnicksterr4473
      @mrnicksterr4473 5 років тому +9

      Love the “ok” response 😂 like why even comment

  • @isabella-li2tu
    @isabella-li2tu 5 років тому +657

    marbles buffering for 3 minutes straight

  • @FantomLightning
    @FantomLightning 4 роки тому +2955

    Jenna: "What if one of you touches a cat?"
    Marbles: *gets as close as possible to touching a cat as he can, and touches a cat tower despite not really touching anything else*
    Jenna: *doesn't get a cat*
    Marbles: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @KORONEVIRUS
      @KORONEVIRUS 4 роки тому +21

      FantomLightning Marbles: but I want cat :(

    • @moonstarstudios5050
      @moonstarstudios5050 4 роки тому +16

      Marbles:*Wants a cat tower to show he wants a cat

    • @moonstarstudios5050
      @moonstarstudios5050 4 роки тому +5

      Or he wants it for himself

    • @chris_1412
      @chris_1412 4 роки тому +17

      Marbles at the cat like: “My mom wants you!! Get inside her home now!”. Cat: “tf dawg. Chill.”

  • @naomi_grace
    @naomi_grace 3 роки тому +63

    13:23 Cermet really suits pink! Pink is his colour! It helps him grow

  • @MuzikFreek123
    @MuzikFreek123 5 років тому +3018

    marbles is SO cute in this video. i feel like he’s showing off his Big personality more since he got his teeth out. no pain/discomfort = no problems = confidence !!

    • @imangapanda3982
      @imangapanda3982 5 років тому +49

      Valerie Vargas love seeing a comment about him, kermit steals all the attention 😂😂

    • @mal-js1xt
      @mal-js1xt 5 років тому +5

      You cat looks identical to mine

    • @-bean-4296
      @-bean-4296 4 роки тому +17

      No teeth=no problem lol

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 3 роки тому +4

      @@-bean-4296 teeth=problems

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +3

      @@moved.6963 problems=teeth

  • @p3achypeanut165
    @p3achypeanut165 5 років тому +3713

    Jenna:marbles pick something! Ill buy you anything you touch!
    Marbles: * picks cat tree *
    Jenna: sorry, were not buying that
    Marbles: * depression *

    • @caoimhe6196
      @caoimhe6196 5 років тому +76

      *he was already in depression*

    • @diabott6165
      @diabott6165 5 років тому +49

      👁 👄 👁

    • @princehyunjin1169
      @princehyunjin1169 5 років тому +11

      *shooketh*

    • @qstros
      @qstros 5 років тому +23

      Marbles: 👁 👄 👁
      💧

    • @wzrdfrskn832
      @wzrdfrskn832 5 років тому +14

      In all honesty Miss Peach would topple it with her gigantine uncoordinated body and leave Marbles in the rubble

  • @TE4T0NG
    @TE4T0NG 4 роки тому +1620

    Kermit shopping is the definition of the people during the Coronavirus outbreak

    • @illumisimp2186
      @illumisimp2186 4 роки тому +1

      Don’t say that you’ll get demonized

    • @s.w9449
      @s.w9449 4 роки тому +4

      Alien Queen i dont think a comment could get demonized

    • @illumisimp2186
      @illumisimp2186 4 роки тому +1

      Sophia Warner it’s a joke pinhead

    • @eggs1632
      @eggs1632 4 роки тому +7

      @@illumisimp2186 Jesus they just didnt get it-

    • @someone8240
      @someone8240 4 роки тому +8

      Well, when I go shopping during covid, I dont pee on the floor

  • @sweeetjuicetv
    @sweeetjuicetv 3 роки тому +54

    i love marbles' little happy walk im crying 😭 the wagging tail and smiley face hes so old and cute

  • @kaseyqg
    @kaseyqg 5 років тому +1441

    Nobody:
    Kermit: Pees on the ground

    • @elireinhart9421
      @elireinhart9421 5 років тому +7

      Kasey Gratz I read this just as it happened

    • @syltwee
      @syltwee 5 років тому +2

      Kasey Gratz HE PEED SO MUCH

    • @Kryptic77x
      @Kryptic77x 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @spiritussublime
      @spiritussublime 5 років тому

      😁

  • @knotjams
    @knotjams 5 років тому +860

    “what a dysfunctional squad” LMAOOOO that should be their squad name

    • @chloesoma813
      @chloesoma813 5 років тому +1

      Dog squad bc vlog squad

    • @josie9886
      @josie9886 5 років тому +3

      Can’t spell dysfunctional without FUN 🐶😎

    • @thomasleitstein2181
      @thomasleitstein2181 5 років тому

      They should be called the unicorn squad

  • @aryhalstead9693
    @aryhalstead9693 5 років тому +400

    Marbles walk at 19:43 is the *cutest thing I've ever seen*

    • @irenehiltunen
      @irenehiltunen 5 років тому +9

      Fuck i love that dog

    • @minaru5471
      @minaru5471 5 років тому +5

      My dog does that too sometimes. It reminds me of a horse at a competition. That's why I call him, my little horse~ 🏇😂 It's so cute.🥺 He is a lot bigger then marbles tho.

    • @kristalbarker3384
      @kristalbarker3384 5 років тому

      Ik 😭😭😭

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 5 років тому +2

      @@minaru5471 we call it the Spanish walk 😊

    • @minaru5471
      @minaru5471 5 років тому +1

      @@LulitaInPita interesting, thanks 😊

  • @anasuyapanicker3414
    @anasuyapanicker3414 4 роки тому +92

    Jenna: I haven't seen anyone do this with a small *excited* dog...
    *camera pans to Kermit bawling his eyes out*

  • @kellie1203
    @kellie1203 5 років тому +1243

    “what’s wrong with him... is he buffering?!” 😂😂😂

  • @eiixiirs4155
    @eiixiirs4155 5 років тому +3021

    "To be honest, it's kinda boring"
    Meanwhile I'm watching this for the 13th time

  • @MayorOfMaeville
    @MayorOfMaeville 5 років тому +674

    kermit just shopping for himself is such a mood. All those years of being nasty has finally been worth it.

  • @mra8839
    @mra8839 2 роки тому +36

    3 years later and I still return to this video when I'm sad. thanks for all the serotonin, Jenna

  • @emptypot105
    @emptypot105 5 років тому +848

    Marbles secretly was picking out stuff for a cat freind. The tower, the toy, and the actual cat.

  • @Secret_Snow
    @Secret_Snow 5 років тому +2422

    It would be really cute when Bunny get more comfortable and they do this with her auajajsnsj

    • @chelseas.horizon2222
      @chelseas.horizon2222 5 років тому +67

      They can at least make her wear the big shirt and she could eat and play with all those things

    • @lexiespinosa8964
      @lexiespinosa8964 5 років тому +34

      Chelsea S. Horizon I’m actually wondering if they are still feeding her the treats from the white bucket, lol. It looked like they were in her announcement video.

    • @loveballet1957
      @loveballet1957 5 років тому +8

      I can picture Bunny’s humongous snout running across the entire shelf of an aisle and I’m crying

  • @melissaw6446
    @melissaw6446 5 років тому +2171

    Marbles kinda touched the cat...he wanted the cat...clearly. I think you should get him the cat.

    • @sinna25
      @sinna25 5 років тому +12

      definitely

    • @-mirsken-
      @-mirsken- 5 років тому +40

      If mabble want a cat, he gon get a cat

    • @weaouw
      @weaouw 5 років тому +7

      @@-mirsken- *mabble*
      It's so cute written out.. I've really only heard it said out loud before hahah.

    • @-mirsken-
      @-mirsken- 5 років тому +2

      someone Yeaaah, Mabble

    • @hannahjhoffman763
      @hannahjhoffman763 5 років тому +10

      yes the cat and then the cat tower

  • @meagan9183
    @meagan9183 4 роки тому +40

    I just gotta say as much as I miss the weekly Jenna and Julien videos I’m so glad she has left up most of her old videos. I’m going through a tough time right now after loss of a close family member and just having the ability to watch these silly videos makes me feel just a little bit better.

  • @charlthomxs
    @charlthomxs 5 років тому +612

    All of these big dog treats were foreshadowing Bunny’s arrival for sure

    • @sof_t_
      @sof_t_ 5 років тому +4

      @@b1rdywingzz566 There is like hundreds of these comments 😅

    • @LieutenantSheep
      @LieutenantSheep 5 років тому +10

      Charlotte Thomas like a pregnancy announcement but about a three year old rescue greyhound

  • @yvettes.5929
    @yvettes.5929 5 років тому +1392

    "You forget my leash, humiliate me in public.."
    Pees all over harness.
    Adventures in the life of a nasty boi.

  • @xerogravityy
    @xerogravityy 5 років тому +994

    I like how the cats are like
    " *You* *can't* *touch* *me* *through* *my* *impenetrable* *wall* *you* *fool* " 😂

  • @Peachy-101
    @Peachy-101 4 роки тому +45

    "What a disfunctional squad" got me though 😂

  • @anitawei2600
    @anitawei2600 4 роки тому +1463

    There was some unintentional foreshadowing. The iggies knew that bunny was coming, so they bought the biggest treats, fit for a greyhound. They were just preparing for bunny's arrival!

    • @Ultimate_Dadzawa
      @Ultimate_Dadzawa 3 роки тому +20

      thank you for the comment i was trying to find the dog breed

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +7

      Omg I just realized this

  • @misssophxox8499
    @misssophxox8499 5 років тому +730

    22 minutes of Kermit being a nasty pricey boi

  • @AidanPark
    @AidanPark 5 років тому +771

    marbles growling at caged cats is everything

    • @Ash-ny7nh
      @Ash-ny7nh 5 років тому

      Ikr

    • @Ragnar_Aevarsson
      @Ragnar_Aevarsson 5 років тому +1

      Rich people *buying my dog whatever it touches* next video: *Buying the building*

    • @kaleighrose6055
      @kaleighrose6055 5 років тому +2

      Those cats could eat marbles

  • @calebgcrowster8776
    @calebgcrowster8776 3 роки тому +100

    its 2021 and I'm coming to Jenna's channel for some wholesome, unproblematic serotonin inducing content because the world is F***ed and this channel is my escape. miss you so much Jenna, wishing you nothing but happiness, health and (bomb a$$) horoscope readings.

    • @timoh2248
      @timoh2248 3 роки тому +4

      underrated wholesome comment 😊✌

  • @CircusSabre
    @CircusSabre 4 роки тому +3543

    Peach: _picks toys_
    kermit: _picks weird kinky fetish stuff then pisses on the floor_
    marbles: _barks at a cat_
    The child, the kinky weird dude and the old guy who yells at you to get off his lawn

    • @fr0ggi3princ3
      @fr0ggi3princ3 4 роки тому +77

      lmao sounds like my friend group

    • @SeaguIISoup
      @SeaguIISoup 4 роки тому +55

      The stages of life

    • @wither4841
      @wither4841 4 роки тому +2

      Accurate

    • @wither4841
      @wither4841 4 роки тому +2

      @@fr0ggi3princ3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @emmabentley773
      @emmabentley773 4 роки тому +8

      Choose your character

  • @cadavher
    @cadavher 5 років тому +465

    Marble seeing those cats is the most *alive* he has looked since 2012

    • @MichelleTendy
      @MichelleTendy 5 років тому +15

      Marbles is 2008 alive

    • @asyakreyngold6661
      @asyakreyngold6661 5 років тому +17

      They should get a cat since obviously marbles needs it

    • @Redsoofinthesky
      @Redsoofinthesky 5 років тому +5

      @@MichelleTendy that joke is underrated

  • @imsotired9
    @imsotired9 5 років тому +934

    I feel like Mr Marble's teeth were harboring all his negative energy and emotions. Now that they're all gone, he looks so cute and happy and alive. That really makes me happy.

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 5 років тому +43

      this is such a pure comment

    • @krissyjj9899
      @krissyjj9899 5 років тому +9

      i love Marbles with my whole entire heart

  • @robyn3229
    @robyn3229 3 роки тому +20

    this is a comfort vid for sure

    • @lexa5630
      @lexa5630 3 роки тому +2

      i was just gonna say that