The Chip Chipperson Podacast - 096 - FLUTELESS

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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2024
  • Floutseey the flutist shows up without her flute. And Uber driver and Lyle joke back and forth about their 'ride menus'. Kerryn gets sloppy in the pants sittin between Dave and Anthony.
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  • @jackrex7817
    @jackrex7817 5 років тому +82

    I like how when Anthony isnt on the show, Chip makes Chip jokes, but when Ant is on, Chip makes jokes for Ant. And theyre usually much too good for Chip.

    • @ac1239844
      @ac1239844 5 років тому

      @James Bolivar Digriz BB jbn nnnnnn.

    • @InnerDness
      @InnerDness 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah if you look at the Chip and Anthony episodes and then watch the Chip in L.A. videos, they're two distinct Chippahs

    • @jonny_codphilo7809
      @jonny_codphilo7809 Рік тому +1

      nothing is too good for chip he is the pinnacle of all things of that nature

    • @William2Firearms
      @William2Firearms Місяць тому

      @@jonny_codphilo7809damn gurl ur makin daddy leak down there ✊🏿👴🏿

  • @b-rad5855
    @b-rad5855 5 років тому +73

    Eat'n my corn beef and cabbabbage, all zooted and watchin' Chippah. How can life get bettuh?

    • @810wasaninsidejob9
      @810wasaninsidejob9 5 років тому

      It could get bettuh if you had some lemonade - pfffft!!! Fockin' gottem! Fockin' destroyed you.

    • @Satanthony
      @Satanthony 5 років тому

      if you died?

    • @w12ath040211
      @w12ath040211 5 років тому

      Buttah better spread it over toast and feed your soul food.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 8 місяців тому

      Only if you're listening to The Destroyer 😂

  • @TheInexperiencedAdventures
    @TheInexperiencedAdventures 5 років тому +33

    You got my love. I got your love. We got eachudders love - Burning Embers

    • @hey_its_travis
      @hey_its_travis 3 роки тому

      Make Love to you with my heart,
      As well as my peckah. - maybe burning embers

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 3 роки тому

      You got the keys to the kingdom of my heart, and if you put the keys in my heart will start!

  • @Shyguy71588
    @Shyguy71588 Рік тому +5

    Flutesy looks like a Picasso painting

  • @Sgtvalentini
    @Sgtvalentini 5 років тому +5

    I couldn't breath through half the show, just gets better every week, Chip's "Opie jokes" are so spot on they give me PTSD

  • @culannceallaigh9478
    @culannceallaigh9478 5 років тому +41

    Kerryns little nubs trying to hang out. Daddy like.

    • @jlhumor1565
      @jlhumor1565 5 років тому +3

      I love Kerryn. So sexy.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 4 роки тому +1

      Kerryn and Christina should exchange tops.....Daddy like !!!

  • @threekingz6178
    @threekingz6178 5 років тому +10

    Slam poetry Jim is literally more uncomfortable than Uncle Paul. Can’t wait for Uncle Paul to do some slam poetry

  • @christopherorlando206
    @christopherorlando206 5 років тому +17

    Flutesy scares me but there's just sumthin about her..

  • @thescoutabout
    @thescoutabout 5 років тому +2

    I could listen to hundreds of hours of chip's slam poetry

  • @doubtfuldoug2689
    @doubtfuldoug2689 5 років тому +11

    49:05 This is why I can never hate Anthony, this is the best joke in the entire episode😂

  • @darylcrouch3016
    @darylcrouch3016 5 років тому +21

    FLOUTSEEY can play my skin-flutsey. mmmmmmmmm... DADDY LIKE!

    • @LiberalsArePoop
      @LiberalsArePoop 5 років тому +1

      Really? She looks like she should be riding around on a broom.

    • @mikeo5003
      @mikeo5003 5 років тому +1

      you kidding? shes gorgeous

  • @AkaFigga
    @AkaFigga 5 років тому +42

    I need a declining 8 like kerryn in my life 😍

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +3

      Xannon Hamish yah she’s in New York too, she’s getting closer to a six

    • @AkaFigga
      @AkaFigga 5 років тому +9

      @Xannon Hamish shes got a flat tummy and a nice booty. Shes holding on for dear life and I respek it

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +3

      Józef Hofmann I know I’m tryna have that chubby cheeked mug sit on my face

    • @chucknastyness
      @chucknastyness 5 років тому +5

      She's a South Dakota 8

    • @Pulpgimp
      @Pulpgimp 5 років тому +4

      Plummeting 8

  • @mark2tech
    @mark2tech 5 років тому +17

    Love Chip’s slam poem 😂

  • @Logicalpsycho2323
    @Logicalpsycho2323 5 років тому +15

    No Sam? AUTOMATIC LIKE!

  • @matthewlong2667
    @matthewlong2667 5 років тому

    I really enjoy when somebody has to explain their cartoon strip.....I'm in stitches

  • @909News
    @909News Рік тому

    2253 all together singing and chip dancing hahah look at chip dancing is the greatest thing ever!!!

  • @bobocaterpillar3697
    @bobocaterpillar3697 5 років тому +37

    well jim ... chip had a good run ... but, when are you going to start the UNCLE PAUL show?!?!

    • @mrJYjelly
      @mrJYjelly 5 років тому +22

      Or at least have a show where Chip is on vacation. So Uncle Paul sits in as a temporary host & all his guests are kids.

    • @georgedudleysashtray3860
      @georgedudleysashtray3860 5 років тому +4

      @Vino feed nana

    • @BBonez24
      @BBonez24 5 років тому +1

      Uncle Paul is my favorite Norton character but I'm not sure he could carry a podacast

    • @CapitalJ2
      @CapitalJ2 5 років тому +4

      @@BBonez24 Suuuuuuuuuure he could

    • @Sgtvalentini
      @Sgtvalentini 5 років тому

      No! uncle Paul is fucking gross, don't encourage him

  • @The512Dude
    @The512Dude 5 років тому +5

    You ever swing your flute into a stroller until there's blood on the end of it?

  • @hammettr
    @hammettr 5 років тому +2

    Perfect cast

    • @earthsucks9555
      @earthsucks9555 5 років тому

      Who broke their arm?
      I don't see anyone in a cast?

  • @Meb6223
    @Meb6223 5 років тому +10

    Flutesy is the best.

    • @falonfarrar3821
      @falonfarrar3821 5 років тому

      Thank goodness, I thought TWO people liked her.

  • @aaronaaron7671
    @aaronaaron7671 5 років тому +2

    I want a hour long cartoon with tha CHIPPA AND ANT!! MAKE IT HAPPEN

  • @TheRogerG
    @TheRogerG 5 років тому +5

    Ah such a stupid show...I love it! Great episode as always doggies

  • @pencilnecked1579
    @pencilnecked1579 5 років тому +6

    Call/Skype ins allow me to cut the time I need to set aside to watch these in 1/2.

  • @iloveibanez92
    @iloveibanez92 5 років тому +10

    30:10 guy borrows a line from the late great Patrice Oneal. Slight variation of the harassment in the workplace bit.

    • @jfrsnjhnsn
      @jfrsnjhnsn 5 років тому +4

      That's OK, Jimmy doesn't mind when people steal from Patrice.

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 5 років тому +12

    who would've ever thought that Anthony Cumia would ever be on 3rd mic for Jim Norton? Bizarro World...

    • @miller619619
      @miller619619 5 років тому +6

      That’s chip

    • @jlhumor1565
      @jlhumor1565 5 років тому +2

      Anthony has always been a huge chip fan.

    • @Sgtvalentini
      @Sgtvalentini 5 років тому

      It's so great to see how happy Anthony is, he sounds like he did in krock

  • @clarabellen
    @clarabellen 5 років тому +7

    Oh thank god, there's 3 possible holes up there but Ant practically subtracts two of them so this should be alright ;)

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 5 років тому +3

      thats vulgaaah

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +6

      Christina should never be considered a hole, SHE STEERS THE SHIP FOR CHIRST SAKES

    • @clarabellen
      @clarabellen 5 років тому +5

      You're right, she's a marvelous woman, a saint on the Earth!

  • @funnystories557
    @funnystories557 5 років тому +14

    God damn Ant's looking like he needs another round of hair plugs stat

    • @jbvap
      @jbvap 5 років тому

      theyre not PLUGS! Its a restoration!

    • @MeanMustard650
      @MeanMustard650 5 років тому +1

      Or a dialysis machine.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 8 місяців тому

      Can get some of Opesters unkempt mop covering Dopie's empty head....after all Gregg owes Anthony MILLIONS $$$

  • @rudymarini1185
    @rudymarini1185 5 років тому +4

    "You play any other instruments?"
    "Yeah the clarinet "
    "What a nerd"

  • @Shahalud
    @Shahalud 5 років тому +8

    o m g. damn girl your making daddy leak down there. I legit laughed fuggin hard as a mug at that.

  • @RAYVEZE
    @RAYVEZE 5 років тому +2

    "Allegedly plays the flute" lmfaooooo!!!

  • @mattkess3156
    @mattkess3156 4 роки тому +5

    Lol Kerryn wants to be in on all of Jim and Ants references and inside jokes so bad but she never is

  • @squidincsquid
    @squidincsquid 5 років тому +9

    Flutesy on Chip, my fahwkin mind is blown.
    That's not the only thing tho....tsssssssssssssssssss

    • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
      @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 5 років тому +2

      Squid Inc wait a minute wait a minute... is your fawkin flute blown too tss tss

    • @jlobiafra
      @jlobiafra 5 років тому

      She’s never seen the movie Fargo, boo!

  • @jerrybrowning8422
    @jerrybrowning8422 4 роки тому

    Good show!!!

  • @KarenTookTheKids364
    @KarenTookTheKids364 5 років тому +51

    "The Riotcast quota for unfunny women makes the show better." - No one

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 5 років тому +12

      Literally no woman other than Kerryn and big bubbahs should be allowed.

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +3

      Plague Doc Mika was loud last show but wasn’t bad.

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +2

      obviously wasn’t kerryn good but she was a lot better by her self than with kerryn

    • @nvm7438
      @nvm7438 5 років тому +8

      Atleast it’s not Bon Jovi’s keyboardist love child. Gabby is the least funniest women in the world and she considers her self a “comedian”, imagine Patrice making fun of Bobby for keeping that hack around, and she’s not even blowing Bobby.... or is she

    • @sdry
      @sdry 5 років тому +6

      that's so rude. Women can't be funny.

  • @valueduser3784
    @valueduser3784 3 роки тому +2

    What’s up chiperdude! That’s your new nickname! Good vibes, son!

  • @jockoadams3377
    @jockoadams3377 5 років тому +2

    Floutseey looks like Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. Muppet lady mug.

  • @nickdesroches89
    @nickdesroches89 5 років тому +1

    Ant and Kerryn would make an hilarious relationship!

  • @justanotherbeanboy9038
    @justanotherbeanboy9038 5 років тому +2

    kerryn in all black is literally me going to poundtown, i am ernest,...

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 5 років тому +2

    I can listen to Chip do slam poetry all day long! 😂😂

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 5 років тому

    really enjoying Chip's new hershey-kiss-turd hat

  • @BarekHalfhand
    @BarekHalfhand 5 років тому +11

    Flutesy👍

    • @KC-bg1th
      @KC-bg1th 5 років тому +1

      I can’t decide what I like more, her bug eyes or giant nose.

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 3 роки тому +2

    I LOVE the idea of Chip or Jim standing on stage, feeding a room full of self-righteous college kids a dose of their own garbage "poetry".

  • @kickassmage
    @kickassmage 5 років тому +8

    karin is a cutie pie, Flutsy looks like Squidward

    • @Friggle_Dee
      @Friggle_Dee 5 років тому

      @Vino
      Relax Flutsey im only chippin ya.

  • @ritaw9000
    @ritaw9000 5 років тому +10

    Why no St pats decorations?

  • @cj9136
    @cj9136 5 років тому +1

    'Jack handle,
    handle this handle that
    Jack of Spades
    Jack of Diamonds'

  • @DstrtdMnd
    @DstrtdMnd 5 років тому +2

    You were looking for "Michael Berryman".

  • @jakeko4122
    @jakeko4122 5 років тому

    Him driving over 100 mph is the Paul Walker on the menu

  • @gackiejleason8973
    @gackiejleason8973 5 років тому +13

    kerryn lookin' hot af

    • @Plague_Doc22
      @Plague_Doc22 5 років тому +2

      interesting standard. I'd say she looks pretty, hot af seems a bit hefty.

    • @sethtaylor7519
      @sethtaylor7519 5 років тому +1

      Given her surroundings...

    • @stevenkramer1975
      @stevenkramer1975 5 років тому

      As usual

  • @Cheka__
    @Cheka__ 3 роки тому

    1:00:15 "Cerebral, I wish it was hemorrhage" fuckin Anthony 😂

  • @fernandohood5657
    @fernandohood5657 3 роки тому

    this is terrible, I love it

  •  5 років тому +5

    Flutesy!!!!

  • @GooberMagonk
    @GooberMagonk 5 років тому

    "And minus having to pull mustache hairs off of a tree" .. fuck man. I'm 27 and this reference still hit me harder than say Sunny hit that tree.

  • @TTBoyArDee
    @TTBoyArDee 5 років тому

    Chip owes me a new keyboard for the "Cobain Ride."

  • @FreeAgentDaBest
    @FreeAgentDaBest 5 років тому +6

    Flutesy is the best!

  • @vedderisbetter29
    @vedderisbetter29 5 років тому

    If Flutely knew the background of Chip and got a few shows under her belt, she'd be alright I think. And all these comments about these two girls when Christina is the best fit. Everyone else on board was good with the exception of the newest character Kerryn aka Opie. Thank god for Ant and Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimyyyyyyyyyy

  • @qorda002
    @qorda002 5 років тому +4

    Fawk yea!!! 🐜

  • @kovelev
    @kovelev 5 років тому

    oh we got a tuff girl in studio this week. look out, she doesnt take any crap.

  • @pacman6567
    @pacman6567 5 років тому +1

    Chip I'll love you forever

    • @pacman6567
      @pacman6567 5 років тому +1

      @Fuster Cluck fawk yeah we are 💪🏿 ya peesa garbage

  • @CapAnson12345
    @CapAnson12345 5 років тому +1

    I miss flirting with Flutesy since I got banned from twitter.

  • @shannonblood5882
    @shannonblood5882 5 років тому +3

    YEAH!!! ANT & KERRYN!!!
    Making Daddy Leak and LOL!

    • @sdry
      @sdry 5 років тому

      Yeah Ant is holding it up pretty well for his age. Dunno what that broad is.

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 5 років тому

    Dave and Ant's guest descriptions 😂😂😂

  • @mkII.
    @mkII. 5 років тому

    i love slam poetry

  • @jakeg9821
    @jakeg9821 5 років тому +10

    I only clicked this link cuz Sam's not there

  • @brucelivingston2220
    @brucelivingston2220 5 років тому +3

    Flute girl is hot.

  • @TG-it8zt
    @TG-it8zt 5 років тому +1

    She's back..

  • @PA_Cheddar
    @PA_Cheddar 10 місяців тому

    Rob will be singing 1 877 KARS for kids K,A,R,S , Kars for kids

  • @glennscott5014
    @glennscott5014 5 років тому

    Looks like Chippywood squares.

  • @paralysisbyanalysis2287
    @paralysisbyanalysis2287 5 років тому

    Hanson’s new big hit:
    Hale-Bop

  • @tenorandrewowens
    @tenorandrewowens 5 років тому

    how about the Sally Ride?? Where you give your passenger bad news about their pancreas

  • @jimjambananaslam3596
    @jimjambananaslam3596 5 років тому +1

    What's the difference between Karryn and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball or somtin

  • @TheAntiBright
    @TheAntiBright 5 років тому

    Burning embers? What happened to sick fucking puppies? I miss them.

  • @damagecase138
    @damagecase138 5 років тому +8

    That flute chick is hoooooooooooot 🔥

    • @stonewallbaron09
      @stonewallbaron09 5 років тому +4

      Yea, aside from her disgusting face and eyes on the side of her head..

    • @LiberalsArePoop
      @LiberalsArePoop 5 років тому +2

      @@stonewallbaron09 seriously, I don't get it - she is hideous.

    • @Sgtvalentini
      @Sgtvalentini 5 років тому +1

      She's hot

    • @Bluntsnwaffls
      @Bluntsnwaffls 5 років тому

      She looks like Sid from ice age

  • @waltdusza3400
    @waltdusza3400 5 років тому +1

    Flutesy! Looking forward to this one. Her "Water bottle inside a water bottle" is freaking me out though.
    East Side Dave Show should be good on Tuesday... Dave will tear her a new one for not bringing the flute.

  • @MyNameIsntRyan
    @MyNameIsntRyan 5 років тому +6

    Bring in Flutesy but not ESD? What kinda shit is this?

  • @x4x665
    @x4x665 4 роки тому +1

    Nothing is worse than people who talk ghetto that clearly aren't ghetto... flutezy

  • @trumpney3308
    @trumpney3308 5 років тому

    Podacast starts @ 15:04.

  • @inomad
    @inomad 5 років тому +4

    Chip Armey

  • @RegardTom
    @RegardTom 3 місяці тому +1

    29:11

  • @reyvilla8501
    @reyvilla8501 5 років тому

    Doo-doo-doo-do-dooo...
    FUCK YEAH

  • @MouseInYourEye
    @MouseInYourEye 5 років тому

    Uncle Paul at the 30:00 mark.
    That's chiiiil.

  • @ryancossman9442
    @ryancossman9442 5 років тому

    Everyone would be feeling sensational if Chip got a bunch of gold chains and a nice suit and got into the TV evangelist game. He could get a bunch of strippers to say they got saved and auction off dates to people who made the largest donations, start a fawking rivalry with Creflo Dollar or some shit.

  • @anthonyontv
    @anthonyontv 5 років тому

    Poop is brown, this is gold

  • @Ryan-re7oj
    @Ryan-re7oj 5 років тому

    Cumia, Feehan and Landau!!? FAWK YEAH!

  • @ChipChippersonFanVideos
    @ChipChippersonFanVideos 5 років тому +1

    Zam Zamfireson!

  • @AnthonyBialy
    @AnthonyBialy 5 років тому +4

    Kerryn cancels out Cumia.

  • @Lunawhynot
    @Lunawhynot 5 років тому +1

    Okay, Ant is still funny.

  • @richuncle9689
    @richuncle9689 5 років тому +4

    Finally Kerryn wears some damn make-up

    • @Scotty2Shirts
      @Scotty2Shirts 5 років тому +4

      Wish Kerryn would finally not show up

  • @SCUBONZIES
    @SCUBONZIES 5 років тому +1

    The chocolate chip club 🥽😋Pzzzzzzzzz.

  • @WeShareTheSameAir
    @WeShareTheSameAir 5 років тому +2

    There’s an inverse relationship between young-Roseanne-Barr-eyes Kerryn’s confidence in herself and my confidence in the Podacast.

    • @unclejune2839
      @unclejune2839 5 років тому

      Karren is awful dude

    • @Paddy.C
      @Paddy.C 5 років тому

      She should be, I dunno, Roseanne barred from the podacast or sumthin.

    • @WeShareTheSameAir
      @WeShareTheSameAir 5 років тому

      @@Paddy.C Fuckin' homerun Paddy!

  • @MortuusNoctis
    @MortuusNoctis Рік тому

    Foghat 😄

  • @Gab3torres
    @Gab3torres 5 років тому

    Damn chippy dice clay

  • @OniSyphon
    @OniSyphon 5 років тому

    Oh, poor Opie.

  • @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG
    @SchnellVITALVINYLVLOG 5 років тому

    best!

  • @scapegoatbear6503
    @scapegoatbear6503 5 років тому +1

    This show gets better the more awkward the guests are. One of the reasons I keep coming back. Need Kevin brennan again.

  • @jbvap
    @jbvap 5 років тому +7

    I really feel like the chip show has lost its magic sadly. :(

  • @TVGGAMEZCO
    @TVGGAMEZCO 5 років тому

    Just have Bobby and Ant, that’s all. Get rid of these people

  • @tyler0896
    @tyler0896 5 років тому

    fawk yeah

  • @tomfranklinart7883
    @tomfranklinart7883 5 років тому

    The Kurt Cobain ride

  • @unclejune2839
    @unclejune2839 5 років тому +12

    Karen is beyond terrible. 1:04:11 Why does she keep trying to finish the chippas sentences? She did it several times in this.

    • @georgedudleysashtray3860
      @georgedudleysashtray3860 5 років тому +5

      fucking sick of her she doesnt understand the whole flow of the podacast. tries to make it about herself. keep her off

    • @danm2084
      @danm2084 5 років тому +6

      I know. I think she was trying to pretend she's a huge Chip slam poetry fan who knows all of his poems. She should've dropped it immediately, it was beyond frustrating.

  • @James-sir
    @James-sir 5 років тому

    Flutesee is a fucking smoke show. My apologies Flutesie is gorgeous