We Bought a PARASITE off the Dark Web!
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- Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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In this episode, Parker and Chester go on a weird site that claims to sell pet parasites.
Parker's instagram: @parkerhaj
Chester's instagram: @snipertrader20
DISCLAIMER: These videos are produced with the intent entertain and for artistic purposes. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
Have been gone for a bit, but we're making 2021 *ALL ABOUT THE CONTENT!!* Make sure to smash that *like button* so we can *hit 100,000 likes* and released the *next episode.* Thanks for 2 million subs :) #LUXARMY
Sup luxary
I subscribed
Wow I am the first loool
Tanks boy
Yay finally
“let’s take you to the hospital” “i don’t have health insurance”💀💀💀
Welcome to America
lol
ThIs Is AmErIcA
@@kieranonyt yes
😂😂
Chester: Almost dies because of the parasites
Parker: Let’s try to hit 100,000 likes for the next episode 😎
Lol🤣
Savage Parker
😶
Chester be like :no one care me😂😂
Lol
Chester's the only human to wear sunglasses while being sick
(Omg, the amount of people loving and hating my comment 😂)
My life dream is to see it without freshness .
HAHA SO TRUE!!
Yep XD
Always where's them
I wonder why he keeps them on
“A parasite could be a great pet!”
-Chester 2021
Parasite: enters a kids brain
School nurse: I C E P A C K
_t e a_
Relatable 🤣🤣
Hahaahahh
Lol
Magical ice
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet”
Also Chester: **literally almost dies cause of the parasite**
Lol
Yet Chester never learns his lesson when he almost dies.
Chester at the end of the video : keep an open mind bro
Hahahahahaha
Lol
chester on life of luxury: "i am big brain"
chest on luxurydark: "i am not big brain"
Life of Luxury : Listen to Chester
LuxuryDark : Listen to Parker
Chester just likes worms😂
So Im not the only one who noticed
@@rachelstone9639 Yas,he does.
Lmao😂
OMG PARKER ACTUALLY WORRYING ABOUT CHESTER ITS SO ADORABLE 🥰
👁️👄👁️
For the first time in forever 😂😂😂
Yeah fr😂
@Softie_LuxuryFan18 hahahaha I was thinking of that 😂
FR
"Chester, are you okay??"
"Yeah i'm fine, i'm just feeling really sick-
Chester-
He always says that Lol🤣
"he has been moaning"
what
Anying
He always say that lol🤣
I think Chester is a genius!
Pet stors: *exists*
Parker and chester: we don't do that here
You right
His names Parker?
I like stors
@@stupidfrank your new her I’m asuming
@@seer9187 i like gear
Chester: literally getting killed by a parasite
Nurse: ICEEEEE
Does Chester die
@@bunglebongo3164 I don't think so.......
@@bunglebongo3164 immortal
XD
need dat ice
People who watching this in 2024 💀
Chester: *screaming and twitching in pain because a parasite's inside of him*
Also Chester: *still puts his sunglasses on*
lol ik
BTW hi army💜
Armyyyy
@@someone6056 lol armies are everywhere
ARMY?
Parker: "Chester got a parasite in his body!"
Doctor Mumley: *chewing beans*
and he said 𝑦𝑢ℎ
Corn
ｓｐｏｏｋｙ ｍｏｎｔｈ
Wtf Growtopia
WHY CANT U GIVE DA PARASITE TO ME I WILL END HIM WITH A CHALANCHA LIKE PIECE OF S^#^!!! AND ALSO I HAVE KNIFES TO CUTE THEM INTO PIECES
“Amputation”
“No drinking water for the next 72 hours”
THATS WILD
Chester: "A parasite will be a great pet!"
The parasite: hippity hoppity
*Your body is now my property*
EDIT: so yeah I won't be saying THANK YOU FOR ALLLLLL THOSE LIKESSSSS IWSHJWWVISSHSJSDVSJSH. but yeah all those ppl who actually CARE to like; you're a cool person.
lol
@@snipermonkeythedrip5-starg983 hi :)
nah nah nah "Hippity hoppity you ass is now my property" like bro what
XD
MMmmMmMM. Flesh
*completely normal exotic pets like cats and dogs*
Chester: let's get a parasite!
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao ⁿ⁰
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao ⁿ⁰ it's a ⁿ⁰ and a ⁿ⁰
Get a cat instead
@Sarv Aka demon lord Lmao oh
Its because parkers so anti-worm
Eu sou o comentário Brasileiro que vc proucura !! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
Obrigado era mesmo
Simm
Obg
Opaa
Sim
*Sees the jar shattered*
-"Yeah i think the parasite is fine"
Chester: *Let's check out the parasites*
Venom: *PARASITE?!!?!?!*
Ironic how I just watched that movie for the first time
hi guest 666 :D
SAY SORRY
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
@Minecrafter Beau hahahahahahahhahaha
Chester: a parasite could be a great pet!
8hours later
Chester: AHHHHHHHH
yes
@@tibasf3324 yes what?
Idiot
@@theworldwartoyszero2124 who's an idiot
Haaaaaa
Parasite: kills people
Chester: I"ll put my finger in that thing, looks fun
Want you like to FNF mods
Next thing you know the thing moves in his belly
okay?
@@0ferro_ferret016 bro that’s not funny
Chester: *Regrets it*
Dr. really eating when he’s trying to do something😂😂😂
Parasite breaks out of jar.
Parker: Lets just get some sleep.
I know right
@Rylanbtw08 nah
Lol
@Rylanbtw08 *helps*
they left the jar open :l
Normal people: Lets get a dog!
Chester: LeTs GeT a PaRaSiTe!!1!
Edit: BRO I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MANY LIKES ON ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. Thanx. XD
Lol
I was thinking of Glitchtrap... but you can buy a parasite like a centipede. (I’m not sure if they’re actually parasites so please correct me)
I think Chester might be a little bit crazy in this video😂😂
Omg freddy my friend
I am no freddy. I am... er... Shreddy.... yes. Im a Shreddy.
Chester:”this thing is gonna be sick!”
The parasite:uno reverse card
Parasite : No U
Lol but not very funny for them
Why does something bad happen to Chester every time and the other one is just chillin like”what’s popping”💀💀💀
Don't mind me just watching
,,A parasite would be a great pet!"
-Chester 2021 a historical sentence to remember
Oh ok i will buy one
@@mrsweat2 noooo don't be like that it will kill the mess out of your back
it's funny how in every single one of these, Chester says it'll be good.
Yet every time, he's the one that gets targeted.
@@womanstriker2009 haah,so true XD
oh frick thats what i said, i didn't look at the comments, i just said the comment first
HAHHA.
FunFact: Doctor Mumley was actually the one that sold the parasite to them.
I was thinking that too
Lol
Stonks
Lol
How do you know
chester: *I WANT THIS DEMON WORM AS A PET*
also chester in life of luxury: *THATS NOT NORMAL*
Ikr
I swear they switch parts between channels
@yeet delete reacts I would
True
Chester Every Time: Im Fine, im Fine...
Doctor : "So what's the problem with him?"
Parker: "HE GOT PARASITES IN HIS STOMACH!!"
Doctor : "😀?"
Omg I laughed 🤣
Agreed lol
Funny BUT HE ALMOST DIED
Doctor: *Visible confusion*
the doctor was most horrible doctor i have seen
Imagine having a friend that actually worries about you
That would be epic
Yeah I'll always be imagining it :")
That must be nice
Yes just imagine
Yeahh..
Ill never have one
The parasite:we got a new home and foods!
Chester:im feels sick
No one:
Chester:Im fine, it doesn't hurt anymore.
LOL
5 secs later: I'm fine... Im just sick🔥
@H2hweh3jsnsnznzbzbbOGG OG like from the movie? Parasyte
Later:
Parker: he has been moaning in his room-
I like how he doesn't even bother taking off he's sunglasses when he goes to sleep
Ok
Ok
How? 😕🤣
Why ok xD
Yea
Chester seriously has a death wish and is literally playing with his life, without Parker, boi he would be a goner 💀
So true
boy he weak in da head
@@grinch808 just like me
@@grinch808 jk
Hi
"Mumbley! :D" that's so cute help- 😭😭😭
" A parasite can be a great pet"
- Chester 2021.
@shut up please
Fine this is you're pet
-Parker 2021
@GiGA TRIAL MAX #ROBLOX the video posted at 2021 , Bruh
@C D
@ೄྀᙏ̤̫͚Ӝદᵕ̈૩☧áçk this video was posted in 2021 dumbass
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet!”
Me: ''WE ARE VENOM''
Venom: TAKE IT BACK-
@@politicalmavenDC PARASITE?!
Venom:Parasite?! Apologise!
@@orestispyrgidis2424 No-
ua-cam.com/video/dOBFX5l18VI/v-deo.html
Chester looks overly confident, and Parker looks sleep deprived and annoyed. In every video
really be swapping places compared to Life of Luxury lol
@@BadAtNames17
True
Parker does look annoyed but he’s not he has black eye and he’s tired from not sleeping
Yup
Except for life of luxury, then the roles are completely switched
“Im just not a worm guy”
That’s going on Parker’s quotes
Realizing fact: did you know Chester is the only 1 who gets the viruses and pain
Not a fact
It is supreme FACT
It’s he always has glasses ob
@@BillyBobbu yeah your right 😝😝😝😝
Yesss poor Chester
Parker: we cant have a parasite as a pet
Chester: A pArAsItE wOuLd Be A gReAt PeT
great pet bite his owner
I watch anime-
@•Weird Weeb• I couldn’t choose 😭😂
@@itsyogirlmakaylaa1398 me to and I just finished demon slayer
Chester is secretly a soup worm
Chester: a parasite would be a great pet!
everyone with common sense: *n o*
Parker now has common sense
not just n o but HELL N O
Oh I thought I had common sense but I guess not
hell Nah a parisite as a pet N O J U S T N O
Wow
"doctor"mumley:mUmLeY!
" I think we got ripped of ".
" *wHaT aRe yOu tALkInG aBoUt* ".
- Parker 2021 -
Lol
Hilarious 😂
lmao
XD
She is so stupid guy
Chester: a parasite would be a “great” pet
Everyone : aah sh*t here we go again
Yeah why does this guy always think it will be fun but then it's creepy
Cj is his friend
Exactly
Good point buddy
H..help m.e please 💀☠️
Chester: It hurts! It hurts a lot! Help me bro!!!
Parker: "Calmly standing and filming it"
Parker: SHUT THE F*CK UP im trying to film this sh*t
LOL
@@Lize_2134 LOL LMAO XD 😂
@@Lize_2134 NO ITS NOT RLLY IS mY KING WITH CHETER
Ikr
Chester:So The Medication Is Working And Goodnight
Me:CHESTER IS IS NOT WORKING I THINM THERE IS A WORM-
Chester: "ill take care of it don't worry."
Parker: *having to take care of the problem*
I hava depretion ;---;
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539: attention seeker
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539 nice spelling
Parker: the dad of this vid
@@luizagabrielacardosorodrig9539 onoh, mii two
Cause of death: Chester wanting a demon thinking it’s a friend
Lol
xD I actually have a paricite as a pet he just chills in his jar 👍he is chill his name is parry
Like usual on this channel lol
@@amberprichard1762 NO IT WILL KILL YOU
I thought he's the one with the braincells
Chester: **I can’t go to the hospital**
Parker: **WHY?**
Chester: ** I don’t have health insurance**
I felt that on a personal level
BRUH IM DRINKING SOME WATER AND UR COMMENT NEARLY MADE ME SPIT IT OUT CUZ ITS SO FUNNY
bruh they rich
What!!!! The hell!! Is that thing😮😮😮😮
@@susieyellowbear1417 Hospital trips are expensive.... I had to go to the hospital once for a life threatening emergency and now my family is $50,000 in debt :L
Poor Timmy Is Always The Possessed One
Nobody:
Chester: “A😫PaRaSiTe😕CoUld🤭Be😨A🤪gReAt👹PeT!”
BAHAHAHA
@@mao3658 💀
lmao
@@mao3658 shut up
@@TragicJade ?
Parker: I'm still praying 4 chester's health
Chester: *iM fInE*
Boiiii
Lol
Hehe
i think parker just worried about chester
Chester in LuxuryDark: “SmOrT”
Chester in life of luxury: Smart
This comment deserves more attention
True
True
@@2kbaddies281 thanks 😂😂
True
1:29 "cuz i like wurmz, duh" Why was that so funny so to read?!
No one:
Not even a soul:
Chester:A parasite Could be a great pet!
Why is Chester like dis
@@Jotaro993 no idea lmao
WHY CHESTER WHY
Yes
A
Why does nothing ever attack Parker-
ITS LITERALLY ALWAYS CHESTER
Chester at the end rlly said “iM FiNe”
Because Parker has more than a total of 5 brain cells
No, it’s because Chester is so attractive
@@drnobody5903 what?....
@xX°Åņåbęļļ°xX Nah, Parker just has plot armour.
They attack chester because..
Why not 🙃
“Chester has been bugging me for a new pet”
Me: Then go the animal shelter
Oh yeaaaaaa
Why it has to be darkweb:')
@@felicia9587 maybe it's for content video
Bruh- it's for a video they aren't dumb they know where actual pets are.
Yea
Im The Biggest Fan.(btw idk what happened to chester when you bought dog at DarkWeb)
Edit:The Video On Short Of Dog Was Became Funny☠️💀
Chester is literally fighting for his life.
Also Chester: *Is the parasite fine?*
Lol
Lol
BRUH LMFAO- 😭😭😭✋
I don’t think the parasite is fine.
@@purotheblackgoo2868 hi puro
The way he records really and i mean REALLY feels like im watching a movie
Wait this is a video I think it is a movie or something
ty
Me to
Exactly
it's super scary 😱😱😱
“Bro,people don’t keep parasites AS PETS.” Chester:”PARASITES MAKE GREAT PETS!”
Chester: “a parasite could be a great pet!”
Me: So do we need to take him to the therapist or what?
@Komaru Naegi yea what happened
We need to know what happened
foward march and on we go to the therapy for parkers best bro :>
Idk
@Constantina Cristian Alexandru ikr 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😉😉😉😆😆😆😆😆🥩🌭🌭🌭❤️❤️🌭
" ok we don't have to get it, let's just LoOk!"
*Five minutes later*
"Let's just get it."
"Fine"
Warning: these parasites cause Nausea, heavy fevers, vomit, and death.
Chester: yEaH tHaTs gOoD.
Thats for reminder
It’s a miracle Chester survives these creatures cuz he has 0 IQ and keeps ordering these things I find it a lil…unrealistic how he’s just like Yeh A Parasite is a Maaaaaaad pet EveRY one has oNe Ahaaaaa Ab Duuuuuuuuuh
0:45 are you buying a snake?
0:57
Chester on life of Luxury. "no its a demon!!."
Chester on luxurydark. "cool to have a demon pet in my house"
Relatable
Chester:
Demons: 😓
Worms: 😊💅
Ik what the heck did they switch places
chester: almost dies
end of the video chester: doesn't remember anything that happend and says he's fine.
POOR CHESTER
chester: “A parasite could be a good pet!”
chester 4 hours later: *did a demon posses me?*
Yes bro
Lool
😂😂😂😂
2:45 the way he said it😂😂😂😂
Chester has a big brain when he said "A parasite is a good pet"
Omfg lol😂
Omg 🤣
I can agree
Yep
Its not a good pet
Chester: *gets bitten by a body stealing parasite*
Also Chester: I'm fine it's no big deal
Me: Are you sure about that
Facts ur talking about scp 150
Doctor: AdViL
@@hunternathan1357 yup
You have 123 likes it would be a shame that "someone" Ruins it
Parker will never trust Chester again after that 😂
Worm say hello to your new proprietary
Worm: Hello
Everybody: Hello
*Everybody again: Wait a minute 😟*
Maldición
Lol
Parker: "He told me he was fine but he's been moaning non-stop in his room."
"Did we skip a few chapters?"
WAIT A MINUTE-
Like, he is gay and “wrongly ate some c/m” and the parasites got in, like, it was “WRONGLY”
@@SaraGirl-fg5wv 😳
@@SaraGirl-fg5wv I- 😖
That sounds so wrong
"Vamos para o hospital você está morrendo"
(Chester põem os óculos de sol)
"Vamos"
Kkkjkjk
chester: ganhamo 🤏😎
@@souhiyorii PQP YARICHIN FÃ, SAI
Sim KKKK
@@souhiyorii vaza meo.
A parasite would be a great pet he says💀
Chester: "A parasite! That's a good Pet!"
Hours later:
Chester: *PATH OF PAIN INTESIFIES*
Sleeping with glasses FRESHSHSHSHSH
@@dragonscorpy3860 so. swag.
Hollow knight reference?
Chester: See I would be cool to get a parasite for pet. Chester: almost dies.
Chester: let’s go to the hospital Chester: what worms
18:37
Chester: IT HURTS! IT HURTS!
Parker: **just standing while looking at chester**
Lol
FAK NAH
Lol😅
Eso es diarrea debajo de la pierna de chester
I mean, Chester deserves it. He was the one who did not listen to Parker that he went to the guys house because he’s not a doctor because the doctor never practice in the house.
Chester just used an Uno reverse card because he got scared of the doctor and Chester wasn’t afraid
Why does Chester always have the most serial-killer-like smile in every LuxuryDark video? 😭
R-run🤣🤣
I don't know ok
Chester is my fav I'm not having crush on em I just look at Chester how cool he is
Lol
Lmfao
Let’s not talk about how the doctor came to the door in a tank top eating corn in a can
So what he eating his lunch
Bruh that doctor is a big unit
He was kinda sus
😂😂
Everyone: I like cats, dogs, hamsters....
Chester: *PaRaSIte*
Lol
LMAO LOL
also WoRm
@@天使-x9b did you mean wumz
And da wurms
THATS WHY NEVER HAVE A PET PARASITE!
"WARNING: Do not touch it directly"
*Opens box
"Oh what do we use this gloves for?"
Nice
these*
True
Parker: Maybe put these gloves on
Chester: Hold on.
Chester really asking to die
Ummm when Chester was laying in the bed at the "doctors house" he looked like he was giving birth
OMGGGG BRUHHH
LOL
LOLOL
Really?
Yeah
chester was laying like he was giving birth
That's true
my brain feels like throwing up but the other feels like I'm gonna die at 18
This weird snake creature it belongs to scp
@@michaelmaristela9115 YESSS you are correct
Year
The part were he said *a parasite will be a great pet insane bro insane 😂😂😂😂
Chester: A parasite could be a great pet!
Me: What the fu-
😂
True me aswell
*”he’s been moaning in his bed for a while”*
Me: what..
a a albert
LMAO
I said "Sus*
Parker~
0_0
Imagine the doctor said " And thats how i lost my medical License "
Because the patient woke up and his skeleton was missing?
@@Hene_c someone said he was never heard from again
I feel like that’s a meet the medic reference
@@noobbutteryt9801 what makes you say that?
@the blu spy Archimedes no!, it is filthy is zer, Birds, ha
How is he still alive after that tapeworm snake
Parker being logical: why would you want to fear your pet?
Chester: PaRaSiTeS cAn Be A gReAt PeT
You know how he said Chester’s been moaning in his room and the parasite is called a bed bug wonder why he was moaning 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😎😜
@@lonelypotato2905 Ok that is just messed up-
@@lonelypotato2905 Dirty mind check. :P Lmao
انا محبط
normal people : WTF?!
Chester: * sees his belly *
Chester: " I think the medicine is working "
Nope not working
The beginning 😂when someone called Chester (they sound so strict)😢