How To Survive Prison! with TiTi Jerry - Top 5's with Chris Distefano

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  • Опубліковано 1 гру 2024

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  • @nighttimejackable
    @nighttimejackable 2 роки тому +16

    I'm a corrections officer at a level 4, I can tell you everything that was said on here is really good advice.

  • @DanHosler
    @DanHosler 2 роки тому +53

    Just finished the YMH episode, wish it was longer you crushed it

    • @someguy8578
      @someguy8578 2 роки тому +3

      This just means that his special has been picked up by Netflix.

  • @SpencerTxB
    @SpencerTxB 2 роки тому +6

    Chris is hands down, one of the funniest comedians of all time. Dead serious. Cant wait to see you out in cali again

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic 2 роки тому +36

    I recently managed to get a placement in Prison after trying for years. Thanks to this advice I know now what to do and not to do. Looking forward to making new friends once I’m inside! 😊

  • @9093qwerty
    @9093qwerty 2 роки тому +3

    every titi jerry and chris interaction feels like a fever dream lmao

  • @jills5790
    @jills5790 2 роки тому +15

    This was so fun to watch! Love seeing more of pimpy wimpy and titi jerry ♥️

  • @lildog913
    @lildog913 2 роки тому +63

    I guess when Chrissy and Sally babes say “__ if you’re watching, and we know that you are”, it’s true. Netflix playing hardball with the speshy weshy bc Chris opened his mouth on the KFC podcast. Good luck babes ❤️

  • @JustinBieberLove1224
    @JustinBieberLove1224 2 роки тому +6

    Titi Jerry episodes are the best episodes. thank u all for brightening up this wednesday!

  • @finchisneat
    @finchisneat 2 роки тому +8

    Titi: The number one is, don't be afraid
    *On screen* #2 Don't Be Afraid
    😂

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 2 роки тому

      Number 0: Learn to counts

    • @greg1685
      @greg1685 Рік тому

      Saw that as I saw your comment haha

  • @mattbrcs
    @mattbrcs 2 роки тому +6

    #1.
    2. Don’t be afraid. Lol

  • @hollyobaby6949
    @hollyobaby6949 Рік тому

    My love for TiTi Jerry outweighs my love of anyone on the internet.

  • @shonuff9181
    @shonuff9181 2 роки тому +2

    Unironically really good advice from TiTi , good shit Chrissy Cell Blocks

  • @itssyrup
    @itssyrup 2 роки тому +3

    This is amazing! I am always down for Titi wisdom!

  • @Airbender1023
    @Airbender1023 2 роки тому

    Yaaaaaaaaassss babes I'm so happy the to give is back i talky missed and loved these

  • @jerameydelaney9976
    @jerameydelaney9976 2 роки тому +3

    TI TI is so wild.. Love the insight

  • @mybbyrocky1
    @mybbyrocky1 2 роки тому +5

    Yess can’t wait
    For your special Chrissy, thanks titi for keeping us safe in prison

  • @Karen-om8qz
    @Karen-om8qz 2 роки тому +7

    alright, it's about time for me to buy myself an early bday present and finally become a supporter on patreon. Love watching all your stuff! 🙌❤️

    • @jhall900
      @jhall900 2 роки тому +1

      Samsies hbd!

    • @lopezaldana7
      @lopezaldana7 2 роки тому +1

      The bonus episodes come in clutch

  • @bmcguire7
    @bmcguire7 2 роки тому +1

    Netflix better give you 10 mil

  • @Penellabella
    @Penellabella 2 роки тому +1

    Disappointed was so excited to get a special. I hope Netflix doesn't sit on it long and puts it out right away.

  • @totalbeast01
    @totalbeast01 2 роки тому +1

    Jerry is my favorite person on earth i swear

  • @ExistentialBordem
    @ExistentialBordem 2 роки тому +16

    Hope to see the special on Netflix! Get that bread dude you deserve it. Get TiTi some DD's too.

  • @jewknowman8837
    @jewknowman8837 2 роки тому +6

    I can finally go to prison thank you ti ti

  • @robertrampollo4311
    @robertrampollo4311 2 роки тому +1

    We need a Chris, TiTi Jerry and Joey diaz episode

  • @robertgowdey
    @robertgowdey 2 роки тому +1

    Ti Ti under rated

    • @robertgowdey
      @robertgowdey 2 роки тому

      I like crissy d not only funny but accepting I find that beautiful as a straight totally not gay man who gave a bj once or maybe not

  • @uncledron5287
    @uncledron5287 2 роки тому +1

    Pimp look like the person in prison that would alter his prison outfit.

  • @bipsomma2483
    @bipsomma2483 26 днів тому

    I love titi jerry !

  • @saelaird
    @saelaird 2 роки тому

    Solid advice. All of it.

  • @maceroee
    @maceroee 2 роки тому +6

    Just heard youon YMH and love that you are helping Jazzy with her goals!! Keep it up. Family first.

  • @hypnosis4207
    @hypnosis4207 2 роки тому +1

    I would love to see a Friday Top 5.... Top 5 of anything lol 😂 I love you TiTi

  • @anythingelse7855
    @anythingelse7855 2 роки тому +2

    came from YMH was expecting you to keep your word mommy, this special better be coming up in may and it better be normal sized not that that big.

  • @MrVacca
    @MrVacca 2 роки тому

    We need more TiTi Jerry in our lives. Please bring her to TigerBelly

  • @holdonasecondamigo599
    @holdonasecondamigo599 2 роки тому +1

    Shit I am so proud of the whole Chaos family 💙
    & I cannot wait to see that speshy weshy on Netflix

  • @truerambler
    @truerambler 2 роки тому +2

    I'm ready for the special babe! just finished YMH!

  • @jewel8425
    @jewel8425 2 роки тому +3

    After years of flirtation, I finally committed to my boyfriend, Mr. State Prison. We weren't together too long, but I know him well. This is great advice for anyone interested in taking their relationship at the courthouse to the next level.
    (Setting up getting money on your books wasn't mentioned tho, start saving, ladies and gentlemen.)

  • @monty31116
    @monty31116 2 роки тому +3

    I'm gay now. I'm going to Paradise.

  • @johnreagan7596
    @johnreagan7596 2 роки тому +2

    Ti ti is a legend.

  • @michellelynndion
    @michellelynndion 2 роки тому +1

    Titi is a gem! Great job on recent YMH

  • @siobhanlinden194
    @siobhanlinden194 2 роки тому +2

    Love you Titi Jerry 💖 you're so philosophical

  • @striker2422
    @striker2422 2 роки тому +1

    Keep the content coming!!! I love when you drop multiple videos in a week!!!! Plus hey babe? I’m in no presh heaven

  • @hypnosis4207
    @hypnosis4207 2 роки тому +1

    Love you auntie " living in jail is a bitch"

  • @stephaniebenton9070
    @stephaniebenton9070 2 роки тому +1

    Titi is a former inmate and a better person than most of us

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 2 роки тому

    7:15 you tell em Titi!!! 👏

  • @ninadebruin1320
    @ninadebruin1320 2 роки тому

    Can't wait for the Spechy Weschy! Is it going to be on Netflix?..

  • @maureenrummenie
    @maureenrummenie 2 роки тому

    Titi is the best!!

  • @lavenderrose2139
    @lavenderrose2139 2 роки тому

    Love you guys!!

  • @blackbluestudio6338
    @blackbluestudio6338 2 роки тому +1

    Love the pod CD. TT, some great advice. I hope we never need it. Pimp, love the outfit babe. You look like an extra in a Scooby Doo cartoon.

    • @chrisdcomedy
      @chrisdcomedy  2 роки тому +1

      That’s my whole vibe babe god bless

  • @icechingu
    @icechingu 2 роки тому +1

    Is this the special? Better than most tbh.

  • @christinaragusa9043
    @christinaragusa9043 2 роки тому +1

    Titi looking pretty as evaaaaa

  • @kokorolex
    @kokorolex 2 роки тому +2

    Waiting for Crissy Chaos special

  • @erinnoon
    @erinnoon 2 роки тому

    Homeless Pimp looking like a dream

  • @EDMTMLFilms
    @EDMTMLFilms 2 роки тому +2

    Hey Congrats on the Netflix special! Saw you on YMH today. You are fucking hilarious man!!!!

  • @adamlangdon2245
    @adamlangdon2245 2 роки тому

    Ti Ti the Teacher, great clip

  • @makingwaffles
    @makingwaffles 2 роки тому

    Love the edits, Pimp!

  • @josepholiva4260
    @josepholiva4260 2 роки тому

    I want a 4 hour special 4 lesssgooooo

  • @TheK2TheC479
    @TheK2TheC479 2 роки тому

    I've never seen pimp before! Was hoping to catch the special here 😁

  • @JasonLitman
    @JasonLitman 2 роки тому

    Chrissy fill in the blanks would be a good segment. If you have to ask what it's about, fill in the blank. No shackles baaaaby!

  • @caglmdpoof9119
    @caglmdpoof9119 Рік тому

    8:45 til the end 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RayRae559
    @RayRae559 2 роки тому +2

    Where the F U C K is the SPECHY WESHY!!??

  • @zoso1up
    @zoso1up 2 роки тому

    Can't wait for the speshy weshy

  • @Ncandela14
    @Ncandela14 2 роки тому +1

    Love chrissy on a Wednesday

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 2 роки тому

    i would get locked up just too be next to you 😍 talk about relationship goals haha thats bestie goals

  • @hypnosis4207
    @hypnosis4207 2 роки тому

    Damn after these 5 tips I think I'm ready babes.... TiTi thank you so much! I don't want to be in prison but damn I'm ready babes

  • @sawjar
    @sawjar 2 роки тому

    Jerry is not easy on the eyes

  • @oscarcaceres666
    @oscarcaceres666 2 роки тому +1

    Shoutout to the homeless pimp too for getting on Netflix, the sky is the limit babes

  • @mindfu11dr0n3
    @mindfu11dr0n3 2 роки тому

    we need a titi jerry tshirt as frida

  • @rad._.3
    @rad._.3 2 роки тому +3

    God bless Ti Ti, she helped me appreciate trans

  • @chazsneigan1802
    @chazsneigan1802 Рік тому

    I like how Chris thinks teachers will show their kids this stuff 😂

  • @felixrubinstein4093
    @felixrubinstein4093 2 роки тому +1

    10/10 🔥

  • @emmacold9594
    @emmacold9594 2 роки тому

    Hey Cool Guy is that painting a gift from the YMH studio? That is super sweet! Also I actually found this video surprisingly informative. 10/10.....wait 8/10

  • @kristenstoner7689
    @kristenstoner7689 2 роки тому

    the prison hole intro lmao

  • @robsherbonjr5880
    @robsherbonjr5880 2 роки тому

    What happened to the special release you talked about on YMH?

  • @KCNicole
    @KCNicole 2 роки тому

    Paused YMH to get over here early!

  • @djkramit
    @djkramit 2 роки тому

    4:13 😄

  • @nomdeplume2213
    @nomdeplume2213 2 роки тому

    aww Titi is adorbs. I like her 😘

  • @Trashcyon
    @Trashcyon 2 роки тому

    Dude, just discovered you from YMH but originally saw you on that Tupperware clip. Funny as fuck man

  • @BPB9973952
    @BPB9973952 2 роки тому

    need to upgrade on your outdoor pool scene dude

  • @sergiocutlip2929
    @sergiocutlip2929 2 роки тому

    Let’s gooo TiTi!!!!!!

  • @kylealexander6835
    @kylealexander6835 2 роки тому

    What brand is Chrissy’s hoodie?

  • @amberloso1029
    @amberloso1029 2 роки тому

    The only reason I ever watch this show is for titi jerry

  • @jam4425
    @jam4425 2 роки тому

    La Reyna!!!

  • @mariomartin1335
    @mariomartin1335 2 роки тому

    Where’s the special related content you said would come out today?

    • @jessicabritton8750
      @jessicabritton8750 2 роки тому

      It’s gonna be on Netflix now so I imagine he has to wait

  • @Thisthat1234
    @Thisthat1234 2 роки тому +1

    Homeless pimp out here forgetting to change the titles lmao it’s all good, Midweek scaries are a thing

  • @no_nosestill_close8010
    @no_nosestill_close8010 2 роки тому

    This was not the speshy weshy…. So, Congrats on the Netflix special!

  • @KarleGwen
    @KarleGwen 2 роки тому

    Where is the speshy weshyyyyy??!

  • @Gcm42011
    @Gcm42011 7 місяців тому

    Never talk to the CO’s..NEVER

  • @Rya_N33
    @Rya_N33 Рік тому

    Best way to survive prison is not going

  • @mrcodyjmiller
    @mrcodyjmiller Рік тому

    How long did Jerry serve?

  • @kevinchavez6226
    @kevinchavez6226 2 роки тому

    Now i want to go to jail …

  • @adidelapatru1466
    @adidelapatru1466 2 роки тому +1

    Chrissy Stanford experiment prison Distefano

  • @tmargosian
    @tmargosian 2 роки тому +2

    Don’t join a gang member

  • @kingmagnusmusic
    @kingmagnusmusic 2 роки тому

    For Rome

  • @ishootoportunity6523
    @ishootoportunity6523 2 роки тому

    Where tf the special at

  • @alexisg3348
    @alexisg3348 2 роки тому

    Titi looks pretty in this video

  • @transposestudios
    @transposestudios 2 роки тому +1

    It makes sense to offer prison advice, I imagine most of your followers are facing prison time for that whole Jan 6th party. :) Stay handsome babes!!!

  • @whitelion8732
    @whitelion8732 2 роки тому

    Just saw the Segura Pod. Bruh, put your shit on Netflix. Get Your Money.

  • @superreiska69
    @superreiska69 2 роки тому

    Where is the fucking special cristoph?

  • @francescopennisi2741
    @francescopennisi2741 2 роки тому

    Wheres the special at ? Was all hyped for april 6th?

  • @powerstrokepablo
    @powerstrokepablo 2 роки тому

    It’s April 7th where’s my comedy special fuck boy

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 2 роки тому

    My friend got cancer and nobody fucked with him. That's my plan.

  • @andrewharwell7152
    @andrewharwell7152 2 роки тому

    u lied bro it's April 7th wtf