You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.
“Did you catch the game last night?” Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.
Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.
I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.
"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-" uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*
"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"
Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.” Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.
I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.” Thank you, carving guy.
The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's. Then I read her OB-GYN book.
Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus. I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.
I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.
“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”
As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊
I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.
He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.
Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!
@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.
Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.
Definitely for that nostalgic feel, if you had a job working in the 90s at any sort of restaurant or fast food establishment... You had to sit in the back and watch some shity ass training movie like this LMFAO the good old days
I’d wait for a tight line of customers to form by me and I’d ask “did you try the lasagna? It’s my favorite” over and over and over so every single person could hear it until I got pulled to go to the salad bar
I never thought about it like that but guests probably often do feel like they’re “on there own.” But not at Old Country Buffet. You’re not just going to get a cut of meat but a slice of friendship as well
Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.
@@TheCarvingGuyI’m ngl I thought someone made this acct bc of the meme, not made by the meme man himself. A very happy “Have you tried the lasagna?” to you sir.
"Where's John now?" "We had the busboys drag him out behind the dumpsters and beat him into a coma! His body will never be found. Do you still want that third plate?"
"Is it Still Hot out there?!" Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please "Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift... Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"
This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.
“Did you catch the game last night?” “Actually I did. I lost my kid’s college fund on that field goal. This is probably my last warm meal for awhile..” I should’ve asked if it was still hot out there...shit.
My wife and kids used to love going to Old Country Buffet for some reason. I always used to call it 'Scared Straight', because it was like prison food. It's closed now, but you can still get the same experience by buying a rotisserie chicken and a can of green beans from Walmart, and getting a bunch of people to cough on it.
I used to take my family there and we called it 'Dinner and a Show' because it was so easy to make fun of some of the guests there. Every tuesday night at 6:00pm the People of Walmart would waddle across the parking lot and set up camp at the OCB
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays attention to them" is the place where I want to eat every time. Please leave me the f alone once I paid for my meal.
they had a tryst later that night in the back of his conversion van. He came to find out three months later that she was only 14 at the time, according to court documents.
And then you're put to work in a Country Buffet, and are forced to use these lines. Except your shift never ends, and you don't ever get a break. This is it, for all eternity.
In my last job as a hospital chaplain, I had to console the widow of a man who passed away during surgery. "How's that for ya?" I asked. She was inconsolable. Thanks, Carving Guy.
Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉
This was a very general over view. Different managers had different pet peeves. I remember at this one in the Midwest we had alot of good eaters if you will. We were instructed to tell folks that came to the carving table alot "Welcome back! Your mouth ready for another load of my hot meat?" This worked very well in keeping our operating costs down.
"Ever thought about losing weight?" "Are you legally blind." "Does it suck being you?" "Do you know that you were adopted?" "How did you convince your husband to marry you?" "Are you in your parents will?" "Do you regret having kids?" "Ever been in a cockpit before?" BONUS📌@1:09 "Ever been to Mars?" "TWO WEEKS!"🍻😂
"Wanna know what this meat really is?" "Guess how many cockroaches I counted in the kitchen!" "Do you know a good doctor for leprosy?" "Hello ma'am, want me to show you the special dessert station in the back room?"
Can you tell if this is a wart or a mole? Have you ever tried molly? Hi there, do you smell something strange? Does this look like a rash to you? Can you loan me $20? Welcome, can I offer you a cut of meat? I think this is ham and some kind of beef maybe? Alright!
Have you ever been banned from a Walmart? Guess how many beers I can drink in one sitting? I'm not allowed within 50 feet of schools anymore. It used to be 100, but they lowered it for good behavior.
'Can you hold this while I scratch my ass?' 'Our act of christmas charity where the company adopted all the dogs in the local shelter has really paid off' 'We're not allowed to tell people whats really in the sauce anymore' 'Those health inspectors are never satisfied' 'Don't worry, best before dates are only a suggestion'
Other questions might include things like..... 1. Do you like gladiator movies? 2. Do you like it when your dog rubs up and down your leg? 3. Ever been in a Turkish bath? 4. Can you sit on my face? and.... 5. My life has no meaning. Can you please end it for me in a ritualized Japanese sort of way?
"thinner slices are more tender, you can always come back up later to again receive the opposite of what you asked for, remember, multiple trips to a carving station are the hallmark of a relaxing restaurant experience"
I made you into a dungeons and dragons character bro, you're all about thin cuts of meat and random conversation. Your meat station randomly appears in the strangest places.
@Gametroll his carving knife is a +1 and his roast beef or hams add a luck d4 to any pc roll. Oddly he always knows something about the mission objectives.
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I have just found Lost episodes Of the training video , Such as episode one And some other ones .
I Will be posting as soon as I can transfer it ....
Groovy stuff, The One, The Only, BEST Carving Guy EVER! : )
What year was it when you filmed this?
Wow, 2021 is already better than 2020! Thank you
That would make 2021 better! We need more Old Country Buffet training in our lives!
You're a national treasure
Alright
You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.
Haha me too.
Same bro. Same.
Between the video and comments, this is comedy gold. Better than most shows today. 😂
Man...same. But I don't turn 38 until next month.
It never goes as planned do it😂
"Did you catch the game last night?"
"What game?"
"I don't know, they told me to say that"
“Did you catch the game last night?”
Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.
@@DCToonTime sounds like a skit for MadTV 😂
Lmao. I laughed so hard I farted
@Andrew Joseph Dotson I shit my pants so hard i laughed
Ludicrous display last night
"Have you ever held a friend as he dies in the sands of Fallujah?"
"Ham, please."
im crying 🤣
Are you asking for help?
@@chad8251 I'm asking for ham. A dime thickness only.
I'm dead
Geezus man that was gold.
“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” -Henry David Thoreau
“what's called resignation,is confirmed desperation”
“The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous” ~ Charles Bukowski
His face looks like he’s been screaming internally for hours
LMAO!!
Lolll
Bro I can't stop laughing lmaooo
I always thought that was all us cooks looked like....
years*
“Do you like hot fudge sundays”
“Yeah!”
“Ok. Well here’s a slice of ham for ya”
I just laughed my ass off at this comment.
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lol very good
“You ever been in a cockpit before?”
“You ever seen a grown man naked?”
That’s exactly how the talk to kids part felt! 😂
THIS!!! “Do you like gladiator movies?”
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
@@kennethlauer4735 what a f*cking reference. Amazing work
"Have you ever stared into the void and seen it staring right back?"
"Just ham this time, please."
this had me burst out laughing
the void is the only path
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Gimme that
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Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.
Too bad he had to go out like that i thought he'd retire with his title. 😆
You’re brilliant
The scouting report on him said he had great control at carving ham and beef but turkey breast was a weakness.
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Buffet carvers should legitimately get paid more than nfl players. Simple as.
His ability to smile through a complete mental breakdown and anxiety hitting the ceiling is amazing.
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LOL
He did win an Academeat Award
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I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.
"Is it still hot out there?"
"It's 12 degrees outside."
(Very long awkward pause where he looks like he's about to cry)
"Is it still hot out there?"
Sorry I started training for this Job in June and they told me to ask that.
im fucken dead
Spoken like a true human AI. can't get a no for an answer.
A real life NPC stuck in an ‘if than’ loop…
Just don’t forget to ask how they like their hot fudge sundaes!
"These go to eleven!"
I'm deeply concerned for myself that 1, UA-cam recommended this video and 2, I watched the whole thing.
I'm half way through right now lol
"Did you catch the game?"
"Have you tried the lasagna?"
"Will you deliver this note to my wife and kids?"
"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-"
uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*
@FujiFilm thin slices are more tender. We're going to have to ask you a few questions. We're from the buffet.
No you didnt 💀💀💀💀
It’s written on ham… in roast beef
LOLOL
"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"
This actually made me laugh for like two minutes straight.
Lmao!
I might be a year late, but I'm laughing a years worth of laughter 🤣!
I’m wiping tears away. Fucking dark humor gets me every time.
Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.”
Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.
I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.”
Thank you, carving guy.
😂👍
The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's.
Then I read her OB-GYN book.
you are a pretty hairy nurse, mah boy.
Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus.
I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.
@@wesmantooth5908 horse fat is the best! Have a great day too!
I can still remember my conversation with Old Country Buffet Carving Station guy. I told him I was in 2nd grade. He said "thats nice". Changed my life
This carving guy is one rude child away from murdering every customer in that buffet with his carving knife.
Not before sharpening with “the steel”👍
dude sick movie premise
I am dying
Micheal Myers The Early Years
I hope he does it in dime width slices...the meat is more tender that way, and you can always come back for more!
“The thin slices are more tender.”
“Don’t give me that bullshit. Just keep carving until I tell you to stop.”
LOL
You can't cure "hungry" with "tender."
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Why in Christ's name did I just watch this whole video like my interview is tomorrow
Same..smoking and watching it wishing my first day was tomorrow. Touching up on my "allllright"
I took notes...
@@100689jr lmaoooo smartass
@@stevemize2164 lmaooooo
Cause it is
After he gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Has me rolling each time.
Isnt that what every man says after giving someone his meat?!!? 🤣🤣🤣
He wanted a compliment bet
Wonder what were they talking about for the next 10 seconds..
@@projectJ30she was explaining why she loves it thick.
"Yeah, you like that, don'tcha?"
Having been a carver at a resort buffet I can confirm that this is exactly how it goes.
Me: "Is it still hot out there?"
Customer: "It's winter."
🍻😂
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I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.
@@crazydrummer181 now that I'm the boss, go clean my car 🤣
@@crazydrummer181😂😂😂😂😂
"What grade are you in at school?" "When do you turn 18?" Lol
Have you ever had a hot fudge sundae in the back of a conversion van?
Thats what I was thinking too lol
LOLOLOLOL
@@edwardgiovannelli5191bro stop
When was the original video filmed? I’m starting to see a pattern here 👀
His words say "hello, how are you doing?" But his expression says "please hold my head under the jello until I stop breathing".
very underrated post.
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂
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Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard at this comment.
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"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"
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*deep sigh* (menacingly) Answer the question.
"I need to know what we're callin' it for."
Sir?
“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”
Haha lol. Indeed.
THAT's what OCB was missing all those years!
Too much mac-n-cheese, not enough man-junk
I'm f*ckin dead dude XD
She would say "I want a real meal, not a snack."
🤣
Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear awkward chefs hats and stand in front of heatlamps. Here's to you, Carving Station Guy.
Carving all that meat kept his Jeffrey Dahmer urges at bay for years until he was able to get professional help
@@edwardgiovannelli5191 sometimes he couldn’t take it that’s why line cooks started going missing like red shirts
Real Men of Genius
I'm an HVAC technician, while fixing a customer's furnace I said "have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite"....the customer was confused
Excellent choice!!
brilliant sir
"What grade are you in school? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"...Click Click
You should have asked them if it's still hot out there
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This should be used as a tutorial for socially awkward people. Asking someone if they like hot fudge sundaes is an outstanding conversation starter.
Lol omg I'm dead
And follow that one up immediately by asking them what grade they're in a skewel.
@@Carguylogan
Skewel... DEAD
Have you tried lasagna? It’s my favorite
“Do you know when you will die?”
“Would you rather burn or drown?”
“Will you help me escape?”
LMAO 💀
The answer is no to all of that
Does my finger stink?
"Do you ever wonder if it's worth it?"
"Remember when you had dreams?"
Nice
As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊
"I'd be glad to carve you that, thinner slices are more tender though"
@@kirklandcig5513 Yeah, but can I always come back for more?🍿🙂
My personal favorite is: "D'ya see that? I think she just blinked."
Wouldn’t be a bad idea to put a salad bar around an open casket though. Carving station prob needs to be appropriately located though.
@@davidswanson5669 Good point!🍇🥒🥦😂
After like 10 years in restaurant service this is like a Vietnam news reel for a veteran.
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Im a Barkeeper, hell, Im happy i never served alot. I cannot stand People in front of a bar anymore ^^
🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant
LMAO
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"Good evening, Mr. Smith. I see you are with a different lady friend than your visit with us last night."
These comments are the funniest thing on the internet.
@@David-hu2zx 🤣🤣
I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.
Just pissed myself 😂
underrated comment
Appropriate response tbh.
Lol
“It’s residual sir send it”
"Allllright."
Awwwlright lol
I just watched this whole thing and I have no idea why.
He sounds like Otis from Opposing Force
He looks down like i hate this job hahaha
"DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?"
Carver: "did you catch the game last night?"
Customer: "No who won?"
Carver: "Hot fudge sundae, cuz it's a winner everytime!"
Fantastic
#ohsnap
Im dying🤣
“Boy I’ll say”
Shit. Why aren't you in the carving game, or maybe you are.
He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.
Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!
@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.
What the fuck you are talking about?
@@sean-bz7gw😂 I’m dead maybe if you go to a playground and ask them they’ll be nicer
Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.
Mmmmm yyyyeeeaahhhh!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Goddamn XD
Hahahaha ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈👌
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Lmao!!
“Would you like me to pre-chew the meat for you?……ALLRIIGHT!”
Hi mum
I read that in his voice.
Lol
Yuck
"It makes it more tender"
1:36
Chef - “Do you like hot fudge Sundaes?”
Chris Hanson - “Take a seat right there”
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"
@@MisterMikeTexas “have you ever seen a grown man naked?”
Lol
I was thinking the same. LOL
@@MisterMikeTexas " So tell me Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison camp?"
"Once they've paid for the meal, nobody pays attention to them." GOOD. As a guest this is exactly what I'd want.
Did you catch the game last night?
Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Is it still hot outside?
"Have you tried the lasagna? It's the only thing I ever eat. In fact, people call me Garfield."
@AnalyticalMenace you like hot sludge lasagna?!!
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?”
*Proceeds to pouring chocolate syrup on himself*
HOT
OH SHIT.......MIGHT AS WELL!
What grade r u in
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Is it still hot outside?
No, but its hot in here!
The best thing is everyone is watching this for entertainment, and not for its intended purpose.
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Definitely for that nostalgic feel, if you had a job working in the 90s at any sort of restaurant or fast food establishment... You had to sit in the back and watch some shity ass training movie like this LMFAO the good old days
I’d wait for a tight line of customers to form by me and I’d ask “did you try the lasagna? It’s my favorite” over and over and over so every single person could hear it until I got pulled to go to the salad bar
The training videos still suck to this day lol.
Did you catch the game last night?
I never thought about it like that but guests probably often do feel like they’re “on there own.” But not at Old Country Buffet. You’re not just going to get a cut of meat but a slice of friendship as well
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Or they're going to take a slice of your own meat if you were rude to the Carving Guy.
A dime thickness of friendship*
I’m on vacation laying in bed watching this.
"Guests often feel they're....on their own"
Whom are you laying? Or did you mean "lying"? :-D
True relaxation
that sounds awesome
Now that is living.
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays much attention to them"
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
For real, that's the best part about buffets. I like to be left alone and not judged for how much I'm eating.
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@@diggles7015 or being asked how everything is while you have a mouth full of food
Brilliant
Amen
How how are you, have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish Prison?
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As I've gotten older and more miserable, few things in life crack me up. But you sir, have achieved just that, haha.
Copied from Airplane
The “Nearest Manager” is clearly the villain in this tale.
I've turned into that manager. Where has my life gone 😖
lol
That guy knows less than the carving guy
He looked like a scumbag too
He is so curious about the outisde world because Old Country Buffet doesn't let him leave
He lives The Shining motel.
Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.
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Read this in the narrator's voice
God damn animals trying to scavenge from the ham station
You win the comments section. ha
I just spit coffee all over my screen. 😆
Thirty years later, Carving Guy is now the manager and gets to hire new Carving Guys. The circle of life...
He's in prison
@@D.B.Cooper-1971 dude why
@@jackcargill2427 for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...
He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi training younger Jedi’s
@@jackcargill2427 he's locked up w Jared from subway
“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” gets me every time.
Do you like free candy? Creepy guy.
Until he says it to the kid and then it gets weird
"Yes carve me off a thin slice of Sundae. I can always come back for more"
“Do you like food poisoning?”
@@ge2623 😂 😂
We need a "Where is he now" documentary on this dude.
This is the actual guys own channel lol
Yeah, we should find out where this guy is
@@TheCarvingGuyI’m ngl I thought someone made this acct bc of the meme, not made by the meme man himself. A very happy “Have you tried the lasagna?” to you sir.
@@Twintailwinds Thanks for being a fan !
@@Twintailwinds still hot out there?? Catch the game last night? do you like hot fudge sundaes???
2:12 "We don't limit the f***ing ham."
They do however manage it to reduce taste.
per guidelines, of course
🤣
I also had to rewind there 🤣
Well, I'll be fucking damned.
“Oh it’s your third plate, i hope you beat john’s record”
That’s a friendly dialogue and motivating the guest at the same time
"Where's John now?"
"We had the busboys drag him out behind the dumpsters and beat him into a coma! His body will never be found. Do you still want that third plate?"
"Is it still hot out there? Sure would be nice to see daylight, I've been stuck on this shift for 134 days now."
Fuckin brilliant comment 🤣😂🙌
"Is it Still Hot out there?!"
Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please
"Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift...
Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"
"Is it still hot out there?"
"It's negative 15."
"These heat lamps will be the death of me."
I was this guy back in 1997. Only 17yrs old and not once did I ever see any of these OCB training videos. I was thrown out on the floor to the wolves.
Did the wolves like hot fudge sundae's?
Not suprised.
You were never told whether it was hot out there or not.
Best way
Lmao… “the wolves”. 😂
""The knife doesn't care if it's cutting through your hand, your fingers, or the gurgling throats of your enemies"
Lmfao
Best Gore much?
😂😂😂 this is amazing
I did catch game last night and made a lasagna out of it, my favorite.
this is deep.
"Do everything you can to please the guests" Kneepads will be provided.
Even if she want a slice of yourrr special meat.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tips optional? :d
Mitt would have been on knees.- former president of the United States
@@flip2724 Please don't. Keep your political agenda out of this conversation.
This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.
“Did you catch the game last night?”
“Actually I did. I lost my kid’s college fund on that field goal. This is probably my last warm meal for awhile..”
I should’ve asked if it was still hot out there...shit.
He has to plan for every possible game on tv when he says that line. Lol.
"Alllright"
God damn.... would people really bet $50,000-$100,000 on a single football game?!
@@itwontcomeout5678 People bet on presidential elections, anything possible
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy deserves royalties at this point
"Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
"Wanna see the inside of my conversion van?"
Exactly what I was thinking
Ever seen a grown man naked?
"Do you like movies about gladiators?"
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"
I got some candy lol
“Can I watch you go potty?” Lol!
"what grade are you in school?"
"have you decided what desert you're gonna have?"
"do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
"have you ever seen a dead body?"
"Who do you love more? Your mom or your dad?" *[Preferably while the parents are right there]*
My wife and kids used to love going to Old Country Buffet for some reason. I always used to call it 'Scared Straight', because it was like prison food.
It's closed now, but you can still get the same experience by buying a rotisserie chicken and a can of green beans from Walmart, and getting a bunch of people to cough on it.
I used to take my family there and we called it 'Dinner and a Show' because it was so easy to make fun of some of the guests there.
Every tuesday night at 6:00pm the People of Walmart would waddle across the parking lot and set up camp at the OCB
😂😂😂😂
😂
TOO FUNNY😂😂😂
@Chandller Burse Well, I mean if you want to get all fancy...
"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays attention to them" is the place where I want to eat every time. Please leave me the f alone once I paid for my meal.
EXACTLY!
You’re going to sit down & answer whether or not you like Hot Fudge Sundays & breakdown the previous night’s game or we will have a problem
😂😂😂
You deserve to be asked "What grade are you in at school?"
"aww man, I already paid for my meal- but now no one is paying attention to me anymore : (
the chemistry between thick slice girl and the original carving guy, nice
they had a tryst later that night in the back of his conversion van. He came to find out three months later that she was only 14 at the time, according to court documents.
I hate how much I'm into her
I come to watch this every once in a while. I like the nostalgic feeling and it somehow makes me feel better about myself..
"Thinner slices are more tender, you can always come back for more"
Woman envisioning herself on the carving board if she says no:
"Okay"
"OK give me a 1/2 inch of thin slices then".
"Touche, you have checkmated The Carving Guy, your meal is on the house!"
I’d just be like okay but give me more than one slice ya jokster
I’m 95% sure this is the video they play when you first enter purgatory.
It's the serial killer training video:
And then you're put to work in a Country Buffet, and are forced to use these lines. Except your shift never ends, and you don't ever get a break. This is it, for all eternity.
Purgatory is probably being trapped inside Country Buffet for all eternity
@@TheSnoozeFox purgatory is being stuck in rush hour traffic with explosive diarrhea.
And here I am watching it for pleasure
In my last job as a hospital chaplain, I had to console the widow of a man who passed away during surgery. "How's that for ya?" I asked. She was inconsolable. Thanks, Carving Guy.
loloololl
😂😂😂
"I'm terribly sorry for your loss. Do you like hot fudge Sundays?"
"Thin cuts are more tender, though."
Did he catch the game last night?
Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉
The last time someone asked me if I like hot fudge sundaes, I wound up living in a basement for 12 years…
Hahaha this is an underrated comment. 🤣🤣
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Sorry. My bad.
Thank you for the hardest laugh of my day.
lmaooo
“Gimme that”
Carver: *throws whole slab of meat on customers plate*
You got me XD
Me: Why am I watching this?
Me (Ten minutes later): Giving my boss 2 weeks notice to become a Old Country Buffet Carver ...
Be sure to ask them if it’s still hot out there.
@@matthewshaugabayii8700 is it still hot out there?
@@MrBurn360 did you catch the game last night?
Did you try the lasagna?
@@urcookin do you like hot fudge sundaes?
Or this, is your parents divorce final yet little Billy
Or this -"Did your test results come back yet?"
Billy is like gimme that!
Fuck me...I pissed myself during consumption
Lmao
@@eganc1976 i pissed MYself during conception.
Hard to believe that a training video from decades ago would turn you into an internet Legend huh?
Alright!
@@petern.9392 Hey, thats my line .... Bahahahahaha
You had one sweet mullet! 👍
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time, from reading all the comments. Omg you guys are killing it! 😂
Seriously I’ve got fucking tears in my eyes at these comments! 😂
@@マシュードーラン comments sections like this restore my faith in humanity.
But have you tried the lasagna?
I'm in the same boat right now, just scrolling down. Taking a breather at your comment
I'm high af cracking up at these comments
How's that for ya?
You’re my new hero! It’s weird how this piece of nostalgia (and all the weird hilarious reinventions of it) are so enjoyable to watch.
"My you're a big girl, here's a little extra"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
lmao
"I was talking to the horse!"
💀
Bro 😭😂
“You can always come back for more.”
... smooth ... 😏
That's what she said...
Get that extra BIG cut of meat babe! 😉
@@barkingstarz4730 Sure the big cuts look appealing but The Carving Guy knows that she'll enjoy a tender slice more.
@@Belgand I’ll BET he has a “tender slice” waiting for her! 😂😉
"You can always come back for more but from the looks of you, you probably shouldn't you fat tub of goo"
If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and work here. What a blast it would be!
This man deserves an Oscar. What an absolute meme legend
I wonder where he is now?
@@Alaska-Jack he uploaded this very video himself
For real
This was a very general over view. Different managers had different pet peeves. I remember at this one in the Midwest we had alot of good eaters if you will. We were instructed to tell folks that came to the carving table alot "Welcome back! Your mouth ready for another load of my hot meat?" This worked very well in keeping our operating costs down.
Good strategy.
It would not have deterred me lol
Hold up. So you're telling me employees are trained to be intentionally awkward to deter repeat visits?
Do you have an application?
@@Kenny-uc1yp Holy shit, me too!
1:34 jello, mashed potatoes, watermelon and roast beef...this kid is a legend
Looks like my plate
except she forgot the hot fudge sundae, what a loser
@@at2130 Sounds good to me!
Sounds like the dream honestly
Thats the classic kid plate
I feel like the carving station guy should have a real men of genius bud light commercial.
Every conversation you hold with a guest should begin something like this:
“Do you think 9/11 was an inside job?”
do you think the moon landing was real?
🤣
Damn funny though
Did you see that tower come down? No? Well here's your dime-thick slice, now get the F#ck out of my sight
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Ever thought about losing weight?"
"Are you legally blind."
"Does it suck being you?"
"Do you know that you were adopted?"
"How did you convince your husband to marry you?"
"Are you in your parents will?"
"Do you regret having kids?"
"Ever been in a cockpit before?"
BONUS📌@1:09 "Ever been to Mars?" "TWO WEEKS!"🍻😂
I love you. Fucking funny
Him and Jonathan Frakes would get along lol
@@Robespierre-lI 🍻😂
@@zombieoutbreakprod Facts!🤣🤣
This made be spew my Ensure out of my nose. Thanks a lot. Gotta clean up now. bye
"Wanna know what this meat really is?"
"Guess how many cockroaches I counted in the kitchen!"
"Do you know a good doctor for leprosy?"
"Hello ma'am, want me to show you the special dessert station in the back room?"
Can you tell if this is a wart or a mole?
Have you ever tried molly?
Hi there, do you smell something strange?
Does this look like a rash to you?
Can you loan me $20?
Welcome, can I offer you a cut of meat? I think this is ham and some kind of beef maybe?
Alright!
Does this rag smell like Rohypnol to you?
Have you ever been banned from a Walmart?
Guess how many beers I can drink in one sitting?
I'm not allowed within 50 feet of schools anymore.
It used to be 100, but they lowered it for good behavior.
'Can you hold this while I scratch my ass?'
'Our act of christmas charity where the company adopted all the dogs in the local shelter has really paid off'
'We're not allowed to tell people whats really in the sauce anymore'
'Those health inspectors are never satisfied'
'Don't worry, best before dates are only a suggestion'
"Use the time between guests to maintain appropriate levels of your anti anxiety meds."
The way he looks at his craving knives is the same pvt Pyle looks at his rifle in Full Metal Jacket
Other questions might include things like.....
1. Do you like gladiator movies?
2. Do you like it when your dog rubs up and down your leg?
3. Ever been in a Turkish bath?
4. Can you sit on my face?
and....
5. My life has no meaning. Can you please end it for me in a ritualized Japanese sort of way?
1:02 pretty sure no 4. was his first thought, but the training kicked in.
"thinner slices are more tender, you can always come back up later to again receive the opposite of what you asked for, remember, multiple trips to a carving station are the hallmark of a relaxing restaurant experience"
I’d have told him to F Off. I’m not bringing my plate up here every time I want a dime sized slice of meat!
They are if you're there for the conversation
I think most people would propably be there for the food :D
Sometimes while I'm standing in a long line I'll randomly turn to the person behind me and ask "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"
The earth shook, his smile tightened, and he pronounced: "Have you tried the lasagna? It's my favourite!"
Me as a a gynecologist : “have you tried the lasagna? It’s my favorite”.
🤢
I prefer mine extra meaty with just the right amount of ricotta cheese **chef's kiss**
I sure love meat curtains.
“Is it hot in there?”
Eeew. Lol
Possibly the greatest unintentionally funny video of all time.
Agreed , it's hilarious 😂
Even the guy who produced this video has got to admit all these years later that . This is Gay as Fuck !!!! Lol
Fuck I'm gonna watch this again lol
To all reasonable appearances, Fred’s a master meat slinger, a riveted conversationalist, and a real sharp guy!..
I made you into a dungeons and dragons character bro, you're all about thin cuts of meat and random conversation. Your meat station randomly appears in the strangest places.
You should post a video of it lol
@Gametroll his carving knife is a +1 and his roast beef or hams add a luck d4 to any pc roll. Oddly he always knows something about the mission objectives.
I heard this guy is now in prison for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...
@@D.B.Cooper-1971 guess ill have to give him fire resistance...
@Gametroll he prob tells them that the lasagna is his favorite