40 Facts and Lore on the Horrible Realities of Pleasure World in Warhammer 40K
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- 40 Facts and Lore on the Horrible Realities of Pleasure World in Warhammer 40K
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I feel like inquisitors would have a great time on pleasure worlds:
1) You’re relaxing on a paradisal world.
2) The heretics come to you!
An inquisitor brings one unit or Krieg Guardsmen, the guardsman are initially disappointed as a pleasure world means that can't sacrafice themselves in the name of the emperor, but then the inquisitor tells them that they are not in fact going for rest and relaxation, they are there to murder them some heretics, and it cheers the guardsman right up as they may actually get to die for the emperor after all while kicking some heretic ass and purging the corruption from the world.
The presence of an inquisitor would likely reclassify a pleasure world as a death world.
Enough to give any inquisitor a hard on lol.
I feel that if there was more pleasure worlds the inquisituon would greatly deminish the dark gods plans
@@Nyghtking on that note
Inquisitor: ok this is a pleasure world so that means no enemies right?
Krieg Regiment: *sad shovel noises*
Inquisitor: WRONG heretics litter this world
thinking that serving the emperor is not a pleasure in of it self, show them what serving the emperor is REALLY like!
Krieg regiment: *happy shovel noises*
Slaneesh: *slaps the roof of pleasure world*
We can fit so much chaos in this bad boy
😂😂😂
Imagine the amount of Inquisitors whose fingers are itching to unleash exterminatus on these worlds.
They are like containment sites where heresy is allowed to flourish in limited amounts...think the Imperiums version of 4chan. The Inquisition can use them to gather evidence and identify high ranking cultists when they go on vacation. Pleasure worlds are probably bugged and covered with more surveillance devices than the UK is. Stressed Cardinal gets to shit on a religious icon? Thats okay, its recorded and kept aside for later blackmail purposes.
Don’t forget me, I have my volcano cannon pointed at them
I can see it already. They just happen to come acorss a pleasure world and then go like "extreminatuis time."
Scorpio Warrior I aprove
Samas it’s sad how accurate the part about the UK is
Horrible realities you say?
No problem. Just send an ork or two there and they'll get the place normalized in a week.
Good idea.
OI! WHO ARE YOU KALLIN' WEAK , YAH HUMIE GIT? LET ME GET DA BOYS ROUNDED UP AND WE'LL STOMP DAT PLACE FLAT IN A DAY OR TWO!
@@Grubnar YU GIT! 'E'Z DOIN DAT 4T CHESS FINGY ON YA! YA GOTTA KRUMP 'IM FIRST SO 'E CANT WATCH YA STOMP DA PLACE OUT!
Ha
@Srithor WOT? WE'Z ORKS AND WE'Z DA BEST! WE'Z GUNNA KRUMP YA IF YA DONT R'MEMBA DAT! 'ELL, WE'LL ZOGGIN KRUMP YA EVEN IF YA DO!
“Staring Contest! .... Go!”
“ARERGGHHHHHHJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!”
“I win!, You went mad!”
In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium even staring contests are fucking hardcore.
*Cue the Planetary Crater from intense staring*
Person: "Ah, this is the life. I'm glad I came here."
Second person: "Hey, you wanna really enjoy your time here? Look who I met on this pleasure world."
Moments later, a chaos cult of Slaanesh joins the party.
Me, a imperial guard commander: HERESY!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes on you (shows inquisitorial rosette)
w8w0t sayitagain excuse me inquisitor, do you have need if a shadow sword in your purging of hereitcs
@@electrohalo8798 shadow sword, sounds like filthy heretical technology of aliens, HERETICCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!
w8w0t sayitagain a shadow sword is a variant of the baneblade constructed by the adeptus mechanicus on forge worlds
Great. The only place in the Galaxy that's supposed to be liveable, but NOPE, it also has horrible realities.
In the grim darkness of the far future, there's no place for anything nice.
ABANDON REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR
Take a real close look at reality its full of horrible realities... one might call it grim dark even...
A lot of 40k grimdarkness is quite pedestrian and dull by comparison... for a single planet
Not really our world is pretty chill
Valters Plūme the salamanders would like to know your location
2:46
Who is this lady?
Guardsmen! Attach bayonets and follow me, we got a rescue mission!
*hyped up gasmask noises*
Krieg Korpsman ya who’s the artist behind the pic
Havent found it in the links that the description provides.
Godspeed brotha.
Found her thank god for reverse google search. www.artstation.com/artwork/4d60k
Thank you brave soldier the emperor is pleased that your work bore fruit
@@watdaduckfuk By the Emperor! You completed ouer task, brother!
Can't lie...those demoness are hot...No no no Im an Eldar, GET AWAY FROM MY MIND SLAANESH!
Me : I don't know , those elder chick's are pretty hot , right Titus ?
Commissar's bolt gun : Click
Me : However.... however , they're filthy xenos and we should purge them all , faith to the emperor - faith to the emperor !!!!
Oh how the turn tables.
Sounds like a good description for Jeffrey Epstein's Island.
EPSTIEN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF!!!
@jan agorn ZING!!! BAHAHAHA
@Aggressive Tubesock lol TDS
@Aggressive Tubesock factually incorrect. Not only has Trump permanently banned at Stein from his club's after discovering he was trying to pick up underage girls, Epstein's biggest Ally was actually the current head of the FBI.
Internal documents have been released showing that the FBI has been aware of Epstein's perverse island in the horrendous crimes that happened on it for over 10 years. And they have done nothing
once reelected Trump will actually fire that corrupt crook
@@nocthemedic2951 Crimes?
They all looked like happy whores TBH..
Defecate on holy relics of the imperium and even on statues of the EMPEROR OF MAN?!
How to put the absolute maximum amount of heresy into pure words, I think that has to be it.
I read that right as he said it
Exterminatus
EXTERMINATUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLAMS EXTERMINATIUS BUTTON
my exterminatus button broke through aggressive slamming's throughout this piece of shit video.....cogboi? help please....
This only goes to reinforce my belief that, should I find myself in the 41st Millenium, I will figure out a way to travel to an Exodite world on the perimeter of the galaxy as far from "civilized" society and live as quiet a life as possible.
Lord of the rings - I wanna live in the Shire!
Star Wars - I wanna live as a Jedi!
40k - um...yeah...pass
lorzon then papa Nurgle will find you. No one can escape his loving embrace. Don’t run.
Dark Eldar: Yeah boi, some undefended planet!!!
Dark Elder: land on planet get hit by 1000 different weapon types fired buy one man Also Dark Elder: RETREAT
Be you. Be sent to 40k.
Add the Caveat "The Fantasy Flight Tabletop Game Edition"
Be Rogue Trader! Get cool ship, 100%+ Morale, Freedom from some of the worst aspects
Defeat whole purpose of being stuck in 40k
But have a nice time.
us, relaxing on a paradise world : ah yes, finally some peace and calm
*one lil' heretic shows up*
In the distance : "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME !""
mfw ''oh no''
the horrible realities of what its like to be the god emperor of mankind
out of all of your caretakers, only one of them wears cloths.
There is no horrible reality about the Emperor!
The Inquisition finds you guilty of heresy of the highest order and sentences you to death by Space Wolves execution carried out by blessed chainsword.
Muscle cramps capable of bringing down titans
If memory serves the navigators actually don’t engage in some of these things. Their minds are personally hardened by the Emperor and they just are not that unrelentingly sadistic.
Astropaths are bound to the Emperor to protect them from the Warp. Navigators aren't, they were genetically engineered to be immune (hah) during DAoT. They tend to get a bit crazy over time. Also mutate into frogs eventually, because Dune did that.
"venerate absurd things"
shows a picture of the penitent one
well, you never really win so it really is absurd to worship him
receptionist: Welcome to the pleasureplanet!
*wh0000sh*
receptionist: *pile of smoldering bones
Really enjoy warhammer lore. Cant do your voice for more than a minute
This Xeno- loli-futanari-slaanesh-tier-vore garbage must stop.
Bro it guud
Bruh
@chocolatesquirrel100 There are none for The Emperors great wisdom had sealed all but one in the deepest darkest corners of the Black Library.
What about the eldar nipple torture hentai, its not THAT bad .......
Nah. I love loli, futa, and vore ain't too bad. Only good Xenos is a sexy Xenos!
I feel welcomed. The silky, skilled, nuanced, metered voice of the Gersh One is like a warm blanket shielding one from the corruption of the pleasures of this comment section world.
I'm not done. These boys have done something that transcends the material they love and so beautifully present. They have opened their hearts to us, the groveling mass, and shown us all the magnificence that exists in each of us- the sense of wonder, the thing more interesting just beyond our reach. I honestly don't believe the two people behind this subscription know, just how much social good they do.
Assuming you don't read the wiki
Aint gonna lie slanesh got me good
*edit*
The moment my notification says it and the pic i saw got me click it here faster than praising the toasters
Heresy!!
What’s the thumbnail used
guardian of the toasters his most holy inquisition wants to know your location
@@inquisitorthomasdefinitely536 PLEASE U MUST U UNDERSTAND!! I WAS TRICKED I WOULD NEVER DO IT AGAIN! ILL EVEN PRAISE YOUR em emperor also. SO PLEASE DONT I BEG OF U
guardian of the toasters hmmm you can make up for it by being a servtor!
We can fix this by having an inquisitor in the world but to prevent said inquisitor from corruption an inquisitor from to time to time visits to check the inquisitir stationed
Or change the Inquisitors on shifts.
Ipsos custodiet custodias
You’d also need a third inquisitor to check on the second inquisitor and an inquisitor to check on all of them occasionally just in case... you know what, best to just exterminatus the damn planet to be on the safe side.
I imagine 8 inquisitors sitting at a table with a big red button with "exterminatus" on it, staring at each other. One of them coughs, then they just dog pile on the button.
@@guy-yj5dg lol, nice image!
Question: If Lucius is killed by a primaris and comes back to life does he become a chaos primaris?
That is a very good question
No the body transforms into him. He doesn't take over. And thats only if his opponent takes pleasure in his death
Should rename Pleasure Worlds, Hypocrite Worlds.
Also makes me glad I play Tyranids. They're at least honest to their nature.
Hey Orks also honest being an Orks
tyranids just chew you up all dull eyed and quietly
orks will straight up be properly honest and tell you whats up WHAAAAAAAAGH.... and so on
@@insiainutorrt259 that's why we love Orks
Just be Chaos, not hiding anything here. We let it all hang out when you embrace it.
@@IAmFovos But..... Chaos hides all the time until the final moment comes when it just bursts with heresy. I mean look at all the cults that are made.
Content is good, but the voice you are using.. it’s like you are recording somewhere and trying not to be overheard.
@@finndaffron they can't hit you anyway
It’s like he is eating the words and some syllables are not even pronounced. I had to rely on the captions which is not very informative.
a gene stealer's blood splatters on the wall 100 meters behind him after being boltered is more audible than this heretics whispers
i find it really hard to listen to how he speaks. its really weird and would be better if he just read it out like normal
I think it’s just his accent.
The inflection in this guy's voice makes this video almost impossible to watch.
Almost? I started grinding my teeth at 2:40, and was done ten seconds later.
Yep. Can't do it lol.
It’s so breathy and each word ends in like a whisper. I dunno if he’s trying to be dramatic or if it’s his normal voice but I just can’t do it.
Chills has entered the chat
He's probably a worshipper of Slaanesh
I love this one, even the Navigators have a dark side!
Some Inquisitors, especially those of the ordro hereticus sends their acolytes to pleasure worlds as a final test of moral and spiritual fortitude and purity before deciding whether they are worthy of becoming a full fledged agent of the golden throne. In the light of this fact it seems plausible that some Inquisitors allow pleasure worlds of ill repute to exist so they have access to a sufficiently horrific proving ground for their subordinates.
Due to the almost limitless authority of an Inquisitor i would not be surprised if pleasure worlds controlled by either a individual inquisitor or groups of inquisitors exists.
Who you going call. Black Templars
"do you hear that"? in the distance *angry black Templar noises slowly growing louder*
The real psychological depravities were the monotone monologues we met along the way
8:14 I don't know about the rest of you, but these Pleasure Worlds sound pretty *Blasphemous* to me...
The Grevious Miracle laments their denial of repentance
So I'm just gonna point out that I as a hard core fan and someone who has read his fair share of codexs, of the ffg rpg books and studied extensive sections of the lexicanum, the fandom wiki, and even the cancer which is 1d4 chan can tell you without a doubt in my mind 90% of this is wrong. And it's very simple as to why, navigators don't have psychic powers never did, the 3rd eye is a special tool which though has unique and powerful abilities is incapable of achieving such devestation without one gazing upon the eye. This was explained not only in 1st all the way through 8th but also explained in many books and the rpg written by final fantasy games. If one was simply to close their eyes the 3rd eye is harmless as stated by the ability stated in all hosts of novels and the game mechanics themselves. I do not know where he got this information but this is more likely to be speculation than actual fact. Read the books if you're interested, go buy them online, just understand to simply trust ones word is to be fooled. (Multiple sources will controdict what he says is fact. Research it yourselves if you dont believe me.)
Not uh
So... pleasure worlds are a trap. Got it.
Stay away from the cults.
Much of Warhammer 40k makes little rational sense. And that is why we enjoy it so much. This, however, is irrational to a thoroughly absurd degree.
Can you imagine the Emperor of Man, who will Exterminatus an entire planet simply to deny resources, would allow this form of heresy to fester directly in the heart of it's most important ruling class?
Nope. Sorry. This is exactly what happened to the Eldar. And if the Emperor is anything, he is *not* stupid enough to not learn from the devastating failures of others. This type of behavior would be dealt with ruthlessly and immediately, if only for the sake of preserving the Empire.
Keep the Dark Eldar lore specific to the Dark Eldar.
That being said, enjoyable video. I don't blame the creator. I blame the lazy authors recycling lore for shock effect. Inevitable corruption is fine, to a limited degree, but such lengths of it would be a bigger threat to Man than Xenos.
The Emperor has been gone for thousands of years, maybe these pleasure worlds only started up after the horus heresy. Locked in the golden throne, the emperor can't communicate, all he can do is fight chaos with his psi powers
well i mean you should blame the creator because he shows 0 sources knowing that 99% of what he says is just wrong
I don't like how you narrate and half-whisper. It's unpleasant to listen to and annoying.
Difficult to follow even though he had great content.
I wonder what the Salamanders and Black Templars would think of this.
Suggestion (not for horrible realities) - 40 facts on lord Castellan Creed, Necron Tesseract Labyrinths, or the conversation between the emperor and the last religious priest of terra during the unification wars, if any of those weren’t already done
LiTTle bIt hARd, to lISTEn, to tHE nARRA--Tor.
Is it just me, or does it sound like there is a whisper behind Girshwan's voice-over?
I didn't realize this was a series until you pointed it out, but now that I think about it it makes sense that a universe like Warhammer 40K would have a series dedicated to horrible things in it.
Use the patreon money to buy a voice actor
what happens on a pleasure planet stays on a pleasure planet
Question: Does the Imperial Guard, Navy, and or Astarties have some kind of leave (vacation time) given to them for rest or is there no rest for the worriers of the Imperium?
They usually do not last long enought for the so call rest they need. They either die or get made into a space marine.
Many but not all Astartes chapters find free time as a waste, or if it is allowed they are encouraged to continue in quiet prayer, worship, reverence, or praise to the emperor. During such times they are allowed to mingle but often they speak of heroic deeds and the most loyal of causes, sharing tales of legend among their own chapter but keeping humble under the watchful spirit of the emperor of man.
There is the transit time between systems and warp/immaterium transit routes to various sectors, within and around the Imperium, that can take at least many weeks to months or years for those enroute in a ship on active deployemnt, secondment or relocation for the humans being transported, say for example, for regiments of Guardsmen moving between postings etc. Some are moved to a reduced duty on temporary garrison duty on some rear-area or lesser dangerous worlds for R&R, refitting & requiping, and or awaiting new, fresher or 'scratch' recruits and forces to restock (or merge with) the ranks with.
I would think the Imperial Navy would being mostly relatively normal non-Astartes humans, be similar to the Guard. Of course, their is the dis-similar methods, brass politics, power structures, corps/unit etc traditions, strategic and tactical theologies of esprit d'corps of the rival regiments, units, squadrons, squads and if any of those reach a level achieving some rank, position, untilitarian minimum or class distinction to be able to earn or be granted some level of basic leave, R&R or temporary reduced active duty.
@@razor1uk610 thanks for the information.
Salamander Space Marines visit family and often are Tribal chieftains to Nocturnian humans, so they must get some leave time.
Still posting one vid a day, even if i dont actively watch warhammer vids, that dedication alone to what you love is anazing and has earned my sub ❤️
its even more impressive that he comes up with all this new "canon" everyday its so informational!
Those Pleasure Worlders are lucky that Sororitas and BlackTemplars don't go on vacation are they? "Dear Chaptermaster, I've just arrived on the paradise world. The beaches are way cool, the rooms are spatious, the drinks are good and I'm watching some stuff the folks do for leisure here and...HERESY!!!!!" And thus the cleansing of Casperia Prime started.
*Pleasure world*
Slaanesh : uhm...!
Inquisition: uhm...!
Nice video bro,this is the channel where i know most of the 40k lore 👍👍👍
I’m not certain which is more disturbing the pleasure worlds or the guys weird accent
I would say accent and pronunciation.
It seems like he is purposefully not pronouncing some syllables and rather whispering them. It’s difficult to follow.
I literally had to turn on auto generated subtitles to understand this tbh.
Agreed, I find the speaker to be hard to follow. I'm genuinely interested in what he has to say but I can't enjoy listening to this.
You no english?
Same here. It seems like he is purposefully not pronouncing some syllables which makes it very difficult to follow. I turned on the captions but it isn’t much information.
Suggestions The day of a Custode.
What custodes do in there normal day. War times and non war times
Theres no such thing a no war times
They vacuum the Imperial Palace. It takes ages.
They get oiled up and pole dance
A very great video OneMindSyndicate.
When you want to talk about pleasure worlds but your parents are asleep one room over
When the video started I was expecting the sweet voice of Luetin. I was disappointed.
Dude what's up with the way you're talking. It sounds so unnatural.
Sounds like he is hiding in a closet and whispering so he doesn't wake anyone up
Ah pleashuure WUUURLD
@@RezaQin Imperium of Mein
He talks exactly like the star wars channels, but with an even weirder accent.
There must be a training camp or something. Hundreds of people talking with the same strange cadence about scifi lore.
I barely even noticed the way he starts and stops like the mysteries at the museum guy, because of how evident it is that he has a deficult time swallowing his saliva.
Both of those things are most likely symptomatic of trying to do it all in one take. I would suggest that instead he should take his time breath mabye even get a sip of watter in between sentences and then edit out the gaps that way it would sound more like Philip Defranco and less like Neal Goldman.
So basically the whole 40k universe is nightmare fuel
and this is why i believe the smurf commander in charge is the only hope. the emperors husk is gone and i believe whatever communication he had in that meeting with his father was something along the lines of "these dumb fucks have enslved me onto this eternal throne and commit heresy, rot, and are no better than the savages i fought to unify us-destroy them all or bring them in line".
When will there be an If the Emperor had a TTS episode about these pleasure worlds? I wanna see Kitten play UNO against the Chaos Gods.
Navigator: is on pleasure world.
Me: staring contest let's go.
I don't have much. I liked :D Please continue your work. Cheers.
Be careful not to cross my gaze.
- Carria Orsellio, a Navigator
This would be much better if you weren't half whispering the entire time
sugestion: Please, could you make an updated 40 facts of Raven Guard? Since primaris are introduced into the chapter, I am curius to see the effects of the new sheed on it (chapter).
OMG Your voice my guy! I almost clicked off the video but I really wanted to hear more about this topic.
Finaly some sexuality in 40k
Waking up in Krieg or Cadia is a horrible reality in itself
@Hoàng Nguyên
Actually New Cadia is thing.
I got one for ya in honor of Orktober: The Horrible Realities of Life as a Grot! :D
Interesting video. I've never played any of these games or read anything about Warhammer 40k. A video about the movie "Event Horizon" pointed me this way.
Did you do one for pirates of 40k yet? Not many touch on em. They're a bit different often, but can be in league with, rogue traders.
For the next Video can you explore more about the DAOT era,like the human army,human ship or etc ?
11:08 great video but I'm genuinely surprised that youtube hasn't taken it down for this picture alone.
Great video it's about time
Sounds like heresy to me! Time to break out The cyclonic torpedos and turn pleasure into Fiery Redemption!
Such great information :D
Oh my... another interesting voice :)
I like this man's voice. Subscribed.
Man, if I was on a pleasure world, I’d wake up in the morning, sit out on the porch, and enjoy the rising sun. Quiet and peaceful. Oh, and can’t forget the coffee.
Meanwhile your neighbors are trying to blow each other up with their brains and engaging in actual devil worship...
3:38 Audio glitch freaked me out for a second. I was like 'greeeaaat, fucking Slaanesh warping my mind already' LOL
1 minute in and the way the chap speaks is unbearable... looks like a popular enough video, so fair play to those of you who are made of sterner stuff than me :)
That British royal estate looking wild
Do the agriculture or feudal planets next
That was very good.
Really like your channel. How do you spell your name btw? Jw
The worst reality of all is being a Kriegsmen on a Paradise world.
Wow this decadence and lustful existence sure is great!
Wait what do you mean by the “Eldar”
Imagine the amount of STD positive does that world have...
Nurgle would be having a field day there
@@LAV-III Nurgle AND Slaanesh, waltzing together and spreading their "gifts".
Suggestion: tyranids, wowwwwww great video
So, a paradise world is a den of sin and evil, where assholes tend to gather and are a ticking time-bomb for The Warp.
BROTHER!!! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY HEAVY FLAMER!!!
I'm curious what your actual sources are for those stated facts, outside of fanfics
I've been watching alot of 40k videos and I love the lore and universe, can anyone direct me to some books or other media to start getting deeper into the franchise?
I love your videos.
Suggestion: necrons, great job
Imagine the captain decided to go down with the enemy warships and you're just a navigator.
This is what really empowering slaneesh and tzeentch
"Ahhh finally some peace and quiet near a clean waterfall on a unpoluted planet what can go wrong?"
*Dude with black leather boots and underwear w/ choker around neck cracking a whip*: AY YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF SLANESH MAN?!
Im glad to see BowserVids is starting to branch out into 40k
More reason I can't worry over actual settings of things like 40k whatever I make crossovers
So in the end the best thing you can hope for is a pleasure world that has mostly tzeenches interest.
so basically epsteins pleasure island
i came for the slaanesh pics left fairly scared lol