I love the last like, three Spartans, running alone after the Shermans across a sea of their dead buddies, as if the two remaining dudes will somehow accomplish what the 2 million before them couldn't. That's the kind of optimism I like to see.
In about 500 BC (the date of the Battle of Thermopylae), the world's population was an estimated 150,000,000. So, about 1.2% of all of humanity died in this video.
Survivor’s journal entry of the Battle of Bloody Sands, “It’s been 3 weeks since we heard of news that a large Athenian army had pillaged a city, Leonidas (our commanding general) and gathered up a large army consisting of Spartans and many of our allies. We marched for around 2 weeks until one day we were marching down a dirt path headed towards the last known location of the Athenians, we spotted 2 of their siege equipment down the road. At first we were unaware that someone was manning it, until it began to move…our troops charged forward to begin their attack, the enemy did the same until they stopped half way. Most of our troops thought nothing of it and continued charging, that’s when they threw lighting at us as if they were Zeus himself. The loud thunder was heard and then a bright light, brighter then the sun. I was thrown to the ground by an unknown force, I was blinded by the bright light. I opened my eyes, hundreds of my comrades were flying through the air. I sat up the weapons were still there, I felt a sharp pain in my side, my right arm was entirely removed. I got up and ran in the other direction, most people did the same, but the battle hungry Spartans continued their charge. I’ll never forget that day, but I know something for sure, those were no Athenians.”
You can't have one realism without the other. Realstically a spartan could never damage those tanks and those tanks could never fire more than a few dozen rounds before needing to rearm.
1:20 When they first struck and you were zooming thru watching all the people get obliterated by the carnage was a cinematic masterpiece. Real Marvel level stuff. I could watch it over and over again
Could you imagine being in the back row and running behind everyone not having a clue what you were attacking only to go two miles in full battle dress over dead bodies and find out it's literally Armageddon.. Yeah I'm going to lay down with my dead comrades and hope the Game-maker doesn't catch me pulling a Hacksaw Ridge move
actually it not full auto full auto would imply its rapid fire whats actually happening is ALL the rounds get fired at the same time so its more like a grape shot
@@xenotriver it uses High explosive anti tank round HEAT or HEAP rounds as in the HEAP of dead bodies leaves behind. sometimes they use tungsten or depleted uranium rounds like the M1 ABRAMS
Hard for me to even imagine a tank that can carry that much ammo plus fire all of it without over heating and for the men inside it would be like an oven.Great video but i do believe the battle would of went the other way.
Manager: "Are you playing games again?" Employee: "No boss, I am stress-testing the new rendering engine per your instructions" (pulls up email saying to stress test that never gave detailed instructions how to stress-test) Manager: "Good catch, sorry about that. Carry on."
This level of morale is...godly. Suddenly!!! You see 300 of your fellow Spartans fly toward the heavens...as they EXPLODE! And... you press forward while screaming. Accuracy ≠ Excitement.
This is historically highly inaccurate, because Sparta had at most 50,000 inhabitants, so they could not have 1.85M soldiers available to face a couple of Shermans.🤓
Me recuerda cuando alborote un Hormiguero y al frente de las hormigas, puse un Tanque Tronador de Chispas. Resultado... Cómo en el vídeo. Que buenos recuerdos. 😅
You know, I'm just thinking. If i was a soldier out there and saw what was happening around me, I'm not sure you could make me move forward for all the icecream in the world.
Pretty sure we'd need a morale roll after the first hundred thousand or so went down...My bet is that most Spartans would survive because they were smart enough to run.
Not too smart the old Spartans, I mean if you start running into battle and instantly see 10k of your men get launched into the air in pieces, you might wanna rethink continuing the battle and just go home.
Dispensing the complete ridiculousness of this "battle", in reality if those spartans charging toward those two tanks witness the overpowering brutality of those weapons, anyone still standing would immediately turn around and run for the hills, and it would be all those remaining millions. It's still hilarious - and strangely therapeutic - to watch. :)
Next scenario: how long will it take to kill 2 million zombies with 100 Sherman’s auto-cannon. Then scale up the Sherman tanks (100, 1000, 10,000, etc.)
I think the Spartans would surrender to the soldiers running the tanks (unless they're robots) and try to win them over to their side; they would take fighting alongside the tanks over fighting against them anytime.
Press K to start battle cmon. Go! Get to the chopper. See you at the party Richter. It's not a tumor. If you want 9 millimeter bullets on your pizza, you come to the right place.
If I was in the spartan army and I was far back and saw hundreds of bodies being thrown into the air, I'd probably turn back in all despair of victory lol
Very realistic. Where do the tanks store at least 1.85 million rounds of ammunition? If the tanks have unlimited ammo, the Spartans should have unlimited physical strength and armor piercing spears. That would be fair.
Every man's dream, to go back in time with tanks to conquer the world
Nuclear powered tanks
In the past, there is no fuel and ammunition to replenish)))
@@Albusvir7 thats why you take the Star forge from kotor unlimited destruction.
The COVID better
Bro, it's like you're in my head reading my thoughts. I no longer feel alone. We are now brothers. 🤣
I love the last like, three Spartans, running alone after the Shermans across a sea of their dead buddies, as if the two remaining dudes will somehow accomplish what the 2 million before them couldn't.
That's the kind of optimism I like to see.
This is SPARTA!!!
@Tyler Rigsby lmao
great comment made my night xD
In about 500 BC (the date of the Battle of Thermopylae), the world's population was an estimated 150,000,000.
So, about 1.2% of all of humanity died in this video.
Survivor’s journal entry of the Battle of Bloody Sands, “It’s been 3 weeks since we heard of news that a large Athenian army had pillaged a city, Leonidas (our commanding general) and gathered up a large army consisting of Spartans and many of our allies. We marched for around 2 weeks until one day we were marching down a dirt path headed towards the last known location of the Athenians, we spotted 2 of their siege equipment down the road. At first we were unaware that someone was manning it, until it began to move…our troops charged forward to begin their attack, the enemy did the same until they stopped half way. Most of our troops thought nothing of it and continued charging, that’s when they threw lighting at us as if they were Zeus himself. The loud thunder was heard and then a bright light, brighter then the sun. I was thrown to the ground by an unknown force, I was blinded by the bright light. I opened my eyes, hundreds of my comrades were flying through the air. I sat up the weapons were still there, I felt a sharp pain in my side, my right arm was entirely removed. I got up and ran in the other direction, most people did the same, but the battle hungry Spartans continued their charge. I’ll never forget that day, but I know something for sure, those were no Athenians.”
BRAVO !!! When the book will be released? 😁👏🏻👏🏻
@erosbr Hopefully soon. In all seriousness I might do more of these kind of comments on similar videos.
I love people who make a nice mini stories in the comments
That was solid mate, good story telling.
This is awesome
If I was in that battle and i saw that kind of firework and bodies flying in the air hundreds at a time, I would be running in the opposite direction!
thats why you are not a spartan
@@cookikingcooki3366 Yeah, but I would be alive! :D
@@Lavoye its better to be a dead spartan then a alive coward SPARTANNNNNS WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!
And that is why no one will remember your name
@@huasohvac Yeah, no one remembers those idiots that walked into a meat grinder and accomplished nothing either! :P
Just imagine what this would be like if the damage to the bodies was realistic...
Nothing but red rain, I'd wager.
The air would be blood mist, you'd be breathing in blood vapor if you were there. Crazy.
Blood tsunamis are a thing is this new version.
cant bleed if you got vaporized.
You can't have one realism without the other.
Realstically a spartan could never damage those tanks and those tanks could never fire more than a few dozen rounds before needing to rearm.
1:20 When they first struck and you were zooming thru watching all the people get obliterated by the carnage was a cinematic masterpiece. Real Marvel level stuff. I could watch it over and over again
And to think that's only 15% of it's power. 85% of the bullets go straight into the ground or into the air
Could you imagine being in the back row and running behind everyone not having a clue what you were attacking only to go two miles in full battle dress over dead bodies and find out it's literally Armageddon.. Yeah I'm going to lay down with my dead comrades and hope the Game-maker doesn't catch me pulling a Hacksaw Ridge move
The history channel at 1Am be like 🤣🤣
Its firing so dang fast that it just looks like a flamethrower when they get up close! 😂
actually it not full auto full auto would imply its rapid fire whats actually happening is ALL the rounds get fired at the same time so its more like a grape shot
A smart tank would be driving backwards while shooting.
Those dudes have like flip flops and spear, drive forward
They don’t need to. You have an unstoppable force, you’d want to end it quickly wouldn’t you?
I know but it's just a simulator
@@zinsanez they got armored peircing spear😂
@@Resnunu simulators can do this
Childhood Innocence Simulator, where each soldier represents 1 bit of hope.
5:50 Rando-Spartan: 'I wILl dIe wITh HoNOuR'
Sherman: Ok :D
Those two tanks just wiped out all of Europe 😆
It’s like an A-10 with explosive rounds: it shouldn’t exist
doesn't the A-10 already use HE together with AP?
@@xenotriver you bet. Brrt be praised
noice
@@xenotriver it uses High explosive anti tank round HEAT or HEAP rounds as in the HEAP of dead bodies leaves behind.
sometimes they use tungsten or depleted uranium rounds like the M1 ABRAMS
Thank God explosive rounds in the a10 truly do exist. The a10 is hands down my favorite jet in the world
“Y’know that wasn’t what I meant by Desert Storm, but OK I guess.” Dickus Cheneyus
Cire, the steel dragon beast is still breathing out fire and hot metal!! IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE, WARRIOR FRIEND!!!🤣👍💯
Commander : You leave anything for us?
2 Sherman Tanks: Just bodies.
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "it's raining men"
A shame the Spartans weren't speaking ancient Greek, it really ruined the immersion of this otherwise very historically accurate reenactment.
wait a second i seem to have forgotten the part where sparta fell due to two sherman tanks.
Holy crap, how does this game process so much stuff?
Uses gpu cores rather than cpu to calculate for each soldier so since your gpu has thousands of them it can run very large battles
@@vladimirpootis9690 That's interesting, thank you.
My man is using a computer capable of fighting God.
Like damn
Hard for me to even imagine a tank that can carry that much ammo plus fire all of it without over heating and for the men inside it would be like an oven.Great video but i do believe the battle would of went the other way.
"I believe I can fly..."
No one cares 😂😂😂😂😂
Shut it R Kelly
Nobody:
Random Spartan after 1.85 million of his friends got slaughtered: ARE YOU READY!!!
The sounds that the Spartans make is so funny 😂😂😂
I like how the three soldiers at the end were charging at the tanks and one was shouting “are you ready!” . For what… death?
“No one needs a 20,000,000 bullet banana clip magazine.”
Manager: "Are you playing games again?"
Employee: "No boss, I am stress-testing the new rendering engine per your instructions" (pulls up email saying to stress test that never gave detailed instructions how to stress-test)
Manager: "Good catch, sorry about that. Carry on."
This level of morale is...godly. Suddenly!!! You see 300 of your fellow Spartans fly toward the heavens...as they EXPLODE!
And... you press forward while screaming. Accuracy ≠ Excitement.
Biggest tactical error by the tanks, rolling their tracks across piles of dead bodies, shields and spears.
One tank should suffice...it's like spraying insecticide on a colony of ants...one bottle is enough to destroy entire colony
In a game or real life?
This is historically highly inaccurate, because Sparta had at most 50,000 inhabitants, so they could not have 1.85M soldiers available to face a couple of Shermans.🤓
It's a game.
Several Spartas from parallel universes decided to form a Super Sparta Coalition yo try and defeat the Super Auto Shermans
True.. I agree 👍
You must be really fun at parties.
@@1drummachine20 🤣good one🤣
Me recuerda cuando alborote un Hormiguero y al frente de las hormigas, puse un Tanque Tronador de Chispas.
Resultado... Cómo en el vídeo. Que buenos recuerdos. 😅
I found this channel two nights ago and watched many, many videos. For two consecutive nights I had bad dreams.
This is madness! No this is Sparta!!
all I can say is: wonderfully violent
You know, I'm just thinking. If i was a soldier out there and saw what was happening around me, I'm not sure you could make me move forward for all the icecream in the world.
2 meat grinders vs 1.85m meat shields look at the tank at 0:33 looks like an used meat grinder in an Texas Chainsaw flick.
This time they won't fight in the shade .
I believe you’re mistaken. The shade comes from all the corpses and body parts that have become airborne
This shows how brave the spartans are. They are not afraid to die
This reminds me of that lions vs the sun thing
I can’t look away…this is nuts!
Just the amount of rendered objects blows my mind.
One of the funniest things about UEBS II is the total lack of the demoralization effect--units just keep charging into battle suicidally... 😆
The roar of the Sherman tanks at the beginning was surreal.
Pretty sure we'd need a morale roll after the first hundred thousand or so went down...My bet is that most Spartans would survive because they were smart enough to run.
Could you imagine if tanks actually shot like that
lol 5:50
"I will die with honor!"
*explodes with honor
3:16 lmao dude was vibing hard
So if I understand the Spartan's strategy correctly, they tried winning by gumming the tank tracks with viscera?
This is a historically accurate strategy
It would be the only strategy.
Those 2 employees in the counter on black friday
"This is madness!"
"No, this is SpartAAAAH! UGH!! GYUH! YAAA! OOOIUGH!!!"
I love these battles. Don’t know why
If Sauron had a shotgun instead of a mace: the simulation!
Great video game for Ukraine. They often use games (Arma 3, etc.) where Russian planes are shot down and then shown on television. It is not joke)
ok
If this was real. Those Spartans would be running away after the initial bombardment. Lol
Not too smart the old Spartans, I mean if you start running into battle and instantly see 10k of your men get launched into the air in pieces, you might wanna rethink continuing the battle and just go home.
I could even hear the Spartan leader say, Man that's some crazy ET shit right there...
Not even a whole ton of John Wickes could survive THIS
soon.....
In a battle like this, it’s not a matter of IF you die, just WHEN.
Dispensing the complete ridiculousness of this "battle", in reality if those spartans charging toward those two tanks witness the overpowering brutality of those weapons, anyone still standing would immediately turn around and run for the hills, and it would be all those remaining millions.
It's still hilarious - and strangely therapeutic - to watch. :)
"Make haste"
To what Geonidas? Marc and Leo and the boys are flying around us in pieces. I dont think the gods got our back here
"Are you ready?" Haha!
Pheww!! That was close, hope the poor blokes in the tanks are OK.
WTF kind of anti grav death rays are the tanks using? Can we get a pair of normal Sherman’s for the test (2x .30 mg + 75mm gun)
The title, read the title.
100 billi9n spartans, 100 billi9n zombies vs 500 of these tanks. Let the battle commence.
I'd hate to be that one soldier left running after 100 of his buddies near him went flying after one barrage.
11:40 "are you ready...?" 🤣
commander we're completely surrounded.
by how many?
just under 2 million sir.
good that means we'll be home by dinner
A Sherman does not carry that much 30 cal ammo or machine guns.the barrels are welded on, you need a new mg once it wears out. Use the cannon too
8:50 the tank is just GLOWING from idk phosphorus or something from the other tank broadsiding it
That was COOL
ZOMG I was laughing FAR more than I should have!!!
This is how I imagine it must have looked like when saiyans conquered planets in dbz.
"Make haste for Glory!"....... eeeeowwww, piowwww, eeeeowww
The poor Spartans wading over their dead comrades just to get deleted. lol
Wow those omni-directional levitating beams on the shermans are quite effective
The way the guy at 3:17 just flips for the camera, whilst being hundreds of feet of the ground
That was satisfying, at a concerning level.
Meanwhile in my PC : Press K to self destruct
This reminds me of Attack on Titan with Erwin motivational speech and hundreds of Scouts dying off from Zeke's baseball pitch attack with rocks. XD
Red camouflage ready for the battle 😆
Next scenario: how long will it take to kill 2 million zombies with 100 Sherman’s auto-cannon. Then scale up the Sherman tanks (100, 1000, 10,000, etc.)
"It's got a big spread." - Bill Burr
I think the Spartans would surrender to the soldiers running the tanks (unless they're robots) and try to win them over to their side; they would take fighting alongside the tanks over fighting against them anytime.
*We will dance in the ~ UGH*
*Are you ready ~ AHHH*
*For glory!*
*No mercy!*
*PING*
*For the ~ GUH*
This is when Sparta arrogance, The God sent his divine war chariot to wipe out Sparta
Easy on the camera control bro, you gave me whiplash
It's rainin' men. Hallelujah!
This is me using a plastic melting straw against a colony of ants.Lmao
5:50 I will die with honour!
It's raining men.
Hallelujah it's raining men.
1:20 best POV of UEBS2 on UA-cam
Press K to start battle cmon. Go! Get to the chopper. See you at the party Richter. It's not a tumor. If you want 9 millimeter bullets on your pizza, you come to the right place.
Either the tanks are using Greek fire or hypersonic shells
Beehives
If I was in the spartan army and I was far back and saw hundreds of bodies being thrown into the air, I'd probably turn back in all despair of victory lol
Very realistic. Where do the tanks store at least 1.85 million rounds of ammunition? If the tanks have unlimited ammo, the Spartans should have unlimited physical strength and armor piercing spears. That would be fair.
This. Is. Spartaaaaaaargh oh dear god!!!
How about a Bolo Mark 32 combat unit vs 1 or 2 million enemies? Three 200cm Hellbores would clear that battlefield out in about a minute.
IT RAIIIININ MEN HALLELUJAH ITS RAIIIIIIININ MEN