How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For? - Mock The Week

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  • Josh Widdicombe’s double-edged put down is pretty special.
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  • @daninagy4173
    @daninagy4173 4 роки тому +50

    Dara's comeback on the bald joke is gold.

  • @beeble2003
    @beeble2003 3 роки тому +55

    0:07 Dara: "Ah, home news. A blessed break from sport."
    1:40 Josh: "Is it how long since England were last eliminated in the first round of a World Cup?" Dara: "Absolutely. Thank you very much."
    So not much of a break from sport, then...

  • @someguy1728
    @someguy1728 5 років тому +458

    How long could I hold a poo in if I shared a flat with Oscar Pistorius? LMFAO

  • @vaulimere
    @vaulimere 5 років тому +600

    Home news... "a break from sport"... and the answer, is about... sport

    • @Ryuzakku
      @Ryuzakku 5 років тому +19

      it is home news, because if England wins the world cup then "it's coming home, lads".

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 роки тому +8

      Tyler Durden Can I take things that will never happen?

    • @Dave_ja_vu
      @Dave_ja_vu 3 роки тому +3

      @@punkwrestle again. Never happen again. They have won it

    • @MKR5210
      @MKR5210 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nolankuffner3573
    @nolankuffner3573 4 роки тому +49

    The Prince Charles one was incredible.
    Followed immediately by a wonderful run of Oscar Pistorius jokes 🤣
    Also, I can't sleep in the same sheets for more than two weeks.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +103

    How old will Frankie Boyle be when all of his fans finally accept that _he doesn’t want to come back?_

  • @leeolsson5271
    @leeolsson5271 5 років тому +125

    That dandruff joke is legendary now.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 5 років тому +19

      It is indeed but dandruff has nothing to do with hair. It's a skin condition of the scalp so bald people can still get dandruff.

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 років тому +141

    0:30 "The white ppl are gonna get naked today" lol

  • @mich8050
    @mich8050 4 роки тому +259

    How long does it feel like this lockdown has lasted?

    • @banjokazooie370
      @banjokazooie370 3 роки тому +6

      7 months later and now it feels like an eternity

    • @mich8050
      @mich8050 3 роки тому +2

      @@banjokazooie370 indeed it does dude

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 роки тому +6

      When the Tories say something will be quick and painless, how long will the agony last?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому

      maybe after 3 years of lockdown, but if you practice protocol, wear your mask, wash your hands, stay 6 feet apart and isolate if you can, perhaps Christmas 2022 will be 'back to Normal'.

    • @TheBenNZ
      @TheBenNZ 3 роки тому

      U guys have done well, I’m from N.Z and we got off early

  • @NibberKSmooth
    @NibberKSmooth 4 роки тому +16

    Great exchange between Josh and Dara!

  • @HattielyEverAfter1995
    @HattielyEverAfter1995 3 роки тому +12

    00:31 ‘the white people are gunna get naked today’ I think about this every time I see a man shirtless outside in sunshine x

  • @AmericanPharaoh10
    @AmericanPharaoh10 5 років тому +24

    Can't believe Romesh said "I cannot believe they've put Theo Walcott's picture on there." Andre Marriner will never hear the end of it.

  • @petergilbert7106
    @petergilbert7106 4 роки тому +157

    Is it: How old is this episode of Mock the Week?

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 4 роки тому +2

      I was wondering that as it's clearly before the last world cup!

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 4 роки тому +4

      Is it, how many years will mock the week still be airing on Dave for?

    • @RoboBongoCuckooCop
      @RoboBongoCuckooCop 4 роки тому

      I thought the answer was: for how long will we see the episode this clip belongs to on Dave

    • @robertwalton5324
      @robertwalton5324 6 місяців тому

      Is it: for how long will people reply to my comment?

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 5 років тому +78

    Dara: “Take that *BALD* man!” 4:54 😁

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 4 роки тому +36

    For how long has Comcast been telling me "A customer service representative will be with you shortly"?

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +256

    As a bald man, I can assure you we still use dandruff shampoo. Nothing worse than unzipping your trousers and releasing a small blizzard.

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 років тому +26

      Small being the operative term...

    • @user-dx8nj7qj2g
      @user-dx8nj7qj2g 5 років тому +2

      @@bobtahoma dandruff is dead skin, hair just traps it. so I think if he didnt have dandruff that'd be a lot worse

    • @CycolacFan
      @CycolacFan 4 роки тому +1

      I misread that as buzzard. Was thinking surely that’s an ideal scenario for you and the buzzard?

    • @mrlenny8135
      @mrlenny8135 4 роки тому

      This is so funny!

  • @yesemitesam333
    @yesemitesam333 3 роки тому +4

    I'd forgotten how funny this subject was. Oh, and Mock The Week was pretty funny too.

  • @ashleyp.4932
    @ashleyp.4932 5 років тому +31

    Going on a different topic from the video, those mugs are probably done by the firm that a famous for this. It's supposedly a Chinese firm, called Quandong Enterprises, but I think it's actually registered in the UK. They first came to prominence when they did a range of commemorative mugs for William and Catherine's wedding, but had Prince Harry's photo on it instead. Just Look up: "Kate Middleton Marries Prince Harry in mug gaffe".

  • @adspongy301
    @adspongy301 5 років тому +35

    "Nice break from sport"
    *is question about sport

  • @thezanzibarbarian5729
    @thezanzibarbarian5729 2 роки тому +1

    _"How Long Would Most Blokes Sleep In The Same Sheets For?"_
    When I get into bed, my sheets have been trained to tuck me in now 8-))...

  • @sarahcusack5829
    @sarahcusack5829 2 роки тому +3

    I guess Charles isn't waiting anymore...

  • @boahnation9932
    @boahnation9932 5 років тому +6

    Lmfao that Oscar pistorius joke

  • @MsKeebe
    @MsKeebe 4 роки тому +24

    I do not think there is anything Miles Jupp, Romesh Ranganathan, and Dara Ó Briain could say that I don’t find brilliant and hilarious. Literally nothing.

  • @jeanniehelliwell1599
    @jeanniehelliwell1599 3 роки тому +3

    Romesh you can be Australian any day❤️🇦🇺🥰🤣

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 3 роки тому +6

    Is it how long will it take me to moonwalk across Europe?

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +2

      with the right music you could cut that down by a decade

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 3 роки тому

      @@RIXRADvidz that’s true

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 5 років тому +31

    A nice break from sport. I've got some sad news dara

  • @boywcurtains7355
    @boywcurtains7355 3 роки тому +6

    how long do boris’ speeches feel like they go on for?

  • @ajivins1
    @ajivins1 5 років тому +14

    Without her glasses Angela looks like Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 5 років тому +2

      Is she a nurse at Monsoon Poultry Hospital?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +2

      @@paulcoy9060 Don't know that. She was a character in a British sitcom called Open All Hours.

    • @calebansell806
      @calebansell806 4 роки тому

      Fetch a cloth, Granville

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 4 роки тому +13

    Is it at what age does Dara O Briain need to stop cracking one off when watching Blue Peter.

    • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
      @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 3 роки тому

      The woman he was allegedly cracking one off to, isn't she married to Charlie Brooker?

  • @byronbunny8488
    @byronbunny8488 3 роки тому

    "... any day now..."
    😄😆😅

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 роки тому +8

    I interpreted the title as blokes sleeping the same sheets together.

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 роки тому +5

    How much have I aged since last March?

  • @georgeetboom7719
    @georgeetboom7719 5 років тому +14

    Did anyine else get the david Cameron finally getting service joke at the end.

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 років тому +3

      No but Dara's Obama accent was spot on!

    • @JasperJanssen
      @JasperJanssen 5 років тому +5

      Apparently he was on holiday and not available for matters of state, because wherever in like Wales had no mobile phone service.

    • @Bart-tk9um
      @Bart-tk9um 5 років тому

      Jasper Janssen it was cornwall

  • @Poke-ladd
    @Poke-ladd 5 років тому +2

    Which season and episode please

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

    3:54

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +4

    Is it how many years do I have until I finally win a game, oh wait no that’s the amount of years I have to be the loser.

  • @WuxianTec
    @WuxianTec 5 років тому +21

    I feel like putting an answer to a prompt in the title, even if it is a question, pretty frustrating. At this point most videos uploaded are repeats of already uploaded videos anyways.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому

      Eh, sacrifice one joke to make viewers ask “What prompted _that?”_

  • @SidneyBroadshead
    @SidneyBroadshead 4 роки тому +3

    *Mock the Week* (S13, Ep03; June 26, 2015)
    *_If This is the Answer, What is the Question?_*
    Presenter: Dara O'Briain
    Team 1: Andy Parsons (captain), Angela Barnes, Josh Widdicombe
    Team 2: Romesh Ranganathan, Hugh Dennis (captain), Miles Jupp
    Full Episode: ua-cam.com/video/pkOaQMf25QE/v-deo.html

  • @moonlightace4467
    @moonlightace4467 2 роки тому

    How long does it take a workplace to replace a lost name badge?

  • @gracewenzel
    @gracewenzel 3 роки тому +7

    So in Britain it's "maths" (plural) and "sport" (singular)
    Whereas here in the States it's "math" (singular) and "sports" (plural)
    How on earth did that happen? 🤔

    • @stephenwalton7079
      @stephenwalton7079 3 роки тому +11

      “The British and Americans are one people separated by a common language.” Churchill

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +4

      Lift, Lory, Bin. elevator, truck, garbage can it's a Language Thing, yeah innit

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 3 роки тому

      Sport is countable.

    • @jerribee1
      @jerribee1 3 роки тому +4

      When those words were made up, there was a shortage of S's and we put ours on maths and the Americans put theirs on sports.

    • @andrewjohnson6716
      @andrewjohnson6716 2 роки тому +1

      They use a singular because they haven’t realized yet that there’s sports other than soccer?

  • @stpaley
    @stpaley 5 років тому

    how old is this clip

  • @custard131
    @custard131 Місяць тому

    i know this is years old and nobody will read this but am i the only one who wants to see Dara doing an advert for the unnamed shampoo company

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 4 роки тому

    0:09 vs 1:56 😆

  • @MasterMoyle
    @MasterMoyle 4 роки тому +2

    56 years is it how long has Dara O Briain been cracking one off.

  • @langa77777
    @langa77777 5 років тому +19

    You’re supposed to wash sheets?

    • @carpii
      @carpii 5 років тому +10

      just give them a light mist when they start cracking

    • @langa77777
      @langa77777 5 років тому +2

      carpii instructions unclear, bed smells of urine.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 4 роки тому +1

      You used sheets?

  • @konsultarvode6527
    @konsultarvode6527 3 роки тому +1

    Odd news, didnt England fail to qualify at all during those 56 years lol?

  • @thehellyousay
    @thehellyousay 5 років тому +3

    Sheets?

  • @mickmcgregor66
    @mickmcgregor66 4 роки тому +5

    54 years since they won the world cup. They still think they're the best team in the world

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 років тому +6

    How many years will pastor Steve anderson becoming the next pope?

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +5

    Is it how old is tom brady going to be before he retires from the National Football League?

  • @Ktr-1142-ema
    @Ktr-1142-ema 4 роки тому

    Till they are worn to rags

  • @Loosehead
    @Loosehead 4 роки тому

    I managed 6 months, till the smell got too bad.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 4 роки тому +2

      amateur. there are techniques to prolong that. and when it gets horrible, you can sleep sheets-less

    • @mannmctrash
      @mannmctrash 3 роки тому

      @@LednacekZ This man knows the ways of the dirtbag.

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 2 роки тому +2

    Prince Charles is now King. Only took a few extra yrs. 😂

  • @billhester8821
    @billhester8821 4 роки тому +2

    Potatoes are NOT IRISH

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому +1

      Ireland did have one of the worst events surrounding the potato. that's why it's such a thorn in the side of the Irish.

    • @7MatthewJames
      @7MatthewJames 2 роки тому

      @@RIXRADvidz as an Irishman, I can verify this. The Potato Famine in 1845-52 killed over three million people and and left hundreds of thousands more starving, some of whom collapsed and died on the streets

  • @2490debrick
    @2490debrick 5 років тому

    I wanna like it but it's just so tedious...

  • @harryturner8701
    @harryturner8701 3 роки тому

    1:30 and I would still be better than JOSH

  • @wunnell
    @wunnell 3 роки тому

    I'm guessing Romesh isn't quite so Sri Lankan for the cricket at the moment.

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 4 роки тому +1

    On reflection Chris Smalling wouldn't have been too bad

  • @insertname1014
    @insertname1014 5 років тому +16

    It annoys me how Dara says a murmured joke and "err..." after gag

    • @cruz1ale
      @cruz1ale 5 років тому +2

      A teacher at uni used to do that and nobody found him funny. The jokes were ok, but the loud "err..." just made them very awkward

    • @markorollo.
      @markorollo. 5 років тому +2

      I've hardly understood a word he ever said, and I like the Irish accent, find it quite understandable, but him, nope

    • @leejamesmccarthy
      @leejamesmccarthy 5 років тому +2

      Wish he would would fuck off back to ireland tbh he makes the show crap its cringey af

    • @sneaky5141
      @sneaky5141 5 років тому +7

      @@leejamesmccarthy alright relax lmao

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 5 років тому +1

      MarkoRollo ah yes Ireland is famous for having only one accent...

  • @ladyi7609
    @ladyi7609 4 роки тому +2

    Wait, Britain only has one brand of anti-dandruff shampoo?! In North America we have many, many brands of anti-dandruff shampoo, each brand having multiple formulas. Wow, feels kinda like Britain is not quite as developed a country as previously thought.

    • @dawesreads1263
      @dawesreads1263 3 роки тому +7

      I cannot for the life of me, tell whether this is a joke or not

  • @beageler
    @beageler 3 роки тому

    Romesh has weird problems...

    • @RIXRADvidz
      @RIXRADvidz 3 роки тому

      this is really old.like 12 years old and getting older. Romesh has grown up since this

  • @robinhyperlord9053
    @robinhyperlord9053 5 років тому +4

    56 years; the time in prison for the people who made Lenovo and Samsung.
    #DeathToLenovo

    • @matthewiles5714
      @matthewiles5714 5 років тому +5

      Samsung is a brilliant product.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 років тому +2

      @@matthewiles5714
      The Samsung is being retarded.

    • @arthurtheslime9359
      @arthurtheslime9359 5 років тому

      What a way to out yourself as a simple minded sheep.

    • @BezoomnyBratchny
      @BezoomnyBratchny 5 років тому

      What's wrong with Samsung?

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 років тому

      @@BezoomnyBratchny
      The Samsung phone is dodgy in its touchscreen, very slow, has very little intenrent connection, very little memory, give you the wrong word as opposed to what you typed,
      Samsung is made by an invalid.