@@skywarslord4680 You know, we have to recite Cao Cao's poems and Zhuge Liang's article (quite long!) in school... And I can still recite them after leaving school for a whole decade.
@Jaikon Jaikon What are you trying to say? That the whole thing is made up? Are you ignoring all the photos of the killing in Nanking and only choose to believe in one photo of gifts being distributed? It's not just China but Korea, Philippines, Taiwan and Southeast Asian nations have all documented to the brutality of Japanese soldiers. So everyone conspired to slander Japan? lol you're crazy. During that time period no western power respect asian lives, so I wouldn't be surprised if they are indifferent towards any form of violence.
I am a Chinese, I want to say. First of all, the video you made is very consistent with China's history. It is the most historical video I have ever seen on UA-cam. It even shows the Xia Dynasty, you know, many foreigners do not recognize China's Xia Dynasty. Although it is perfect, there are some flaws, such as: First, the western region of China in the Han Dynasty is not so small, extending all the way to Balkhash Lake. And the southwest part of China is included in the territory of China, but you did not include the southwest part in the territory of Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty. Second, the territory of China's Jin Dynasty is relatively large, but there is no outer northeast area above the Jin Dynasty in the video, which means that the Jin Dynasty is a little small. Third, there were major errors in the Yuan territory, such as the loss of the outer northeast and the area above Lake Balkhash. Fourth, in the video, the map of the Ming Dynasty is also slightly wrong with the real historical map, it lost the outer northeast and Tibet. That's all I have to say
@@nowisthetimetochange Yeah they thought they were merchants asking for shelter, instead of colonizers. And the central gov approved to rent them some land to live in and store their goods. The Portuguese secretly smiled and went along. That's why I find the phrase "chilled there" extremely spot on...
Google translation says ‘‘privet blyat‘‘ is ‘‘Hi. Fuck‘‘ Anyway, for me(I'm not Russian) on 6:39 Russia seem to be keep silence while 清 was growing to be bigger. Do you want to ask them about it?
@3:57: BTW, that ominous-looking *black ball is the Abbasid Caliphate* straight *out of the Middle East.* Enemies at first culminating with the Battle of Talas, the *Abbasids and the Tang Dynasty would later become allies* in basically becoming the *medieval world's first extradition treaty* in action.
@@这盛世如你所愿-w9u. I just wrote, the word Ming in Chinese after changes into Vietnamese is Minh, and Minh is also my name. Nothing is important to write a lot. There are also many words in Chinese that people in VN use a lot, it is not only Ming. So I don't understand what do you want to talk about
Overmind Hahaha, no matter what you say, in fact, you know that this kind of thing is impossible to achieve in this life. However, according to the situation of South Korea holding the most advanced weapons but being suspended by the North Korean army with backward weapons, it is estimated that South Korea will really be unified by North Korea, hahaha
In Europe: a terrible time, the spice trade is getting more expensive, I worry about our future. China: its has been 3 days since the last civil war, truely a golden age.
@hdiuhiodhqdo sdhfohwoehf yea. Russia was first born in Europe before and after the mongol empire collapsed and expanded into asia conquering the Siberian peninsula
Эй жалмауыз қытай!! Сасық Кунг фулардан қазақтың райымбек батырларға күшің жетпейді!!! Егер исламға қарсы шыққан Қазақстанды немесе ұйғырлар жаман десең!!! Райымбек батырдың ұрпақтар мен қабанбай батырдың ұрпақтары мусылмандар қарсы тұрсан басын кесіп тастайды!! Қарақытайлар
An ancient Chinese poem can explan this long history well: 滚滚长江东逝水,浪花淘尽英雄。是非成败转头空。青山依旧在,几度夕阳红。 白发渔樵江渚上,惯看秋月春风,一壶浊酒喜相逢。古今多少事,都付笑谈中。 In English: Wave on wave the long river eastward rolls away; Gone are all heroes with its spray on spray. Success or failure, right or wrong, all turn out vain; Only green mountains still remain To see the setting sun's departing ray. The white-haired fishermen sail on the stream with ease, Accustomed to the autumn moon and vernal breeze. A pot ofwine in hand, they talk as they please. How many things before and after All melt into gossip and laughter!
Tang fall gets me sad on this one every time. Everyone talks about the Three Kingdoms after Han, but what the Song achieved prior to the Mongol invasions knocking them out is quite deserving of praise too.
The Chinese history is so long that you must have made a lot of preparations.Your video is excellent and accurately shows the history to us.As a Chinese,I’m very grateful to you for your efforts.
Ancient Greek culture is fascinating and also lasted quite a long time,respect and love from 🇨🇳 Btw im so interested at East Roman Empire,really moved by Konstandin XI,a really great and brave man
Because of miasma, Vietnam was not suitable for agriculture in ancient times. In long period, Vietnam was a dependent country of central kingdom (westerner call it China).
Actually it's not accurate. It was not the central govt of Ming to stab the Dutch. It's just one of the general leading a team of remaining army escaping from the Qing. They just want to use Taiwan as a surviving base, as Qing did not have navy at that time. The Dutch in Taiwan are few and weak, so were easily defeated.
@@xjw1734 I know. I just said Ming because I didnt‘t want to explain all that out; besides, the ball itself was labeled as Ming, so I didn‘t want to complicate matters. Anyway, it‘s good to see Europeans being beaten by Asians.
Henry Illenberger Actually Ming is the most representative and epic dynasty of China in many aspects.As an old saying goes "The emperor guarded the nation’s border and fought for the country till died in battle
@@jadenstar1038 No. The golden age is Qing dynasty which get Xinjiang, Tibet, Mongolia and the whole Manchuria. Some chinese like Ming because of its spirit.
Here is a list of Chinese dynasties before I recommend some dramas based on different dynasties: Xia, Shang (Oracle Bones Scripts), Zhou (Western and Eastern Zhou), Spring-Autumn Period (where the Hundred Schools of Thoughts appeared, and Confucius and Lao Tzu, who founded Confucianism and Daoism, lived), Warring State Period (where seven kingdoms Qi, Chu, Han, Yan, Zhao, Wei, Qin fought for supremacy after the collapse of Zhou Dynasty), Qin (reunification and building of the Great Wall and Terra Cotta Army), Han (first golden age where Han Chinese character Hanzi and Han Chinese, the largest ethnic group in the world, and Hanfu, got their names; opening of the Silk Road), Three Kingdoms (Northern Wei, Western Shu, Eastern Wu), Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties, Sui, Tang (where Japanese sent the most envoys to copy the Tang culture wholesale; second golden age), Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Song, Yuan (Mongol-ruled), Ming (Korean culture based a lot on this dynasty), Qing (Manchu-ruled). “Romance of the Three Kingdoms”, one of the four Chinese classics with the setting in the Three Kingdoms Period after Han Dynasty. “Virtuous Queen of Han” on the life of Wei Zifu, the Queen consort of Han Wudi, or Martial Emperor of Han Dynasty who opened the Silk Road and traded with the Roman Empire. “Legend of Chinese Empress” on the life of the only empress of China, Wu Zetian, in the Tang Dynasty. “Judge of Song Dynasty” on the life and work of Song Ci 宋慈, who wrote the world’s first forensic science book called Washing Away of Wrongs 洗冤录。 Also check out a documentary called “Daming Palace and Tang Dynasty”. They briefly mentioned about the Japanese envoys kentoushi 遣唐使。 History Channel did a series called Ancient Discoveries. Six episodes were devoted exclusively to Chinese inventions, which make up a long list. CCTV-6 China movie channel features a lot of Chinese historical dramas and documentaries. All of them on UA-cam. Enjoy. ❤
@@jasonyoon3562 Oop, missed that. Just added along with the Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties before the Sui Dynasty, and the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period after the Tang Dynasty…. Thanks
Germany:i got split for 4 times Turkey:while i got split for 6 times! ???:amateurs Germany and turkey:what was that punk?! China:AMATEURS! Edit:69 likes *n i c e*
@@Lop9500 thanks A few days ago, a 25-year agreement was signed between the two countries with their 5,000-year-old relations I hope we can defeat the enemies together and transfer power to the Eastern world We are waiting for the superpowers of China, Russia and Iran
As an ancient Chinese novel named romance of three kingdoms said, this world will separate after long time united. Also will do the opposite after long time splitting.
元朝 had tried to invade Japan twice. The first one was in 1274, and we fought against them for about 3 weeks, kept them on the sea because of temporary stone wall which we made in hurry. And finally typhoon came, made them retreat. The second one was in 1281. This time, they brought 15万 of troops so that the battle lasted for two months. But the same as the first time, typhoon came here , they sunk in the sea.
Here you listen calm music playing in the background and watch all those cute angry little balls fighting and killing each other. Ah, you just gotta love human history.
Actually no Mongolia first declared war to German after their invasion to USSR we helped them with foods and equipments so we not chilled at that time 😅
@杨新 and It was Brutally destroyed by the soviets they broke all their history most of the Mongolia monastery’s were destroyed and the made an Socialism Government which was very bad many people died in Mongolia during Stalin times,while it even wasn’t a part of The USSR
They don't look the same. North Eastern Asians (Manchu, Korean, Khitan, Mongols, etc) are phylogenetically closer to Native Americans (originating from Siberia) than to southern Chinese (originating from South East Asia). PS, certain people are mixing up YDNA paternal haplogroups and MtDNA all together and is giving some sort of pesudo-scientific fabricated reasoning: In reality A2, a Mt DNA haplogroup that largely dominates Native Americans also comprises 15% of all Koreans, including myself. (I had myself tested). Compile all the Siberian originating maternal haplogroups in Korea, it forms 75% of the Korean population. And the Chinese will about the paternal O ydna haplogroup, which is a very young group that emerged after the emergence of China. It is a pan-Eastern Asian phenomenon. Manchus, Khitans, Koreans, Japanese, and the Chinese all have O paternal haplogroups significantly. Korea is also a place where there is a significant population of C3 yDNA populations, which also originate from Siberia, which is also my personal yDNA trait. Overall, it is more plausible to investigate MtDNA compared to YDNA because YDNA so much more complex and harder to calculate due to its genetic complexity. MtDNA gives a crystal clear message of human migration.
Wandrative Ay it's you again. LOL they do looks the same, same yellow skin same slanted eyes. Actually koreans are closer to southern Chinese than Manjus and Mongols. Koreans have almost 35% O3 and southern Chinese has about 50% O3. Korean has another 30% O2b and the rest is about the same as southern Chinese. Manjus and Mongols on the other hand have over 25% of C3 which Koreans don't have any. Manjus has no more than 10% O2b while Mongols has non. Native Americans have mostly A2, B2, and C1 which non of mongols, manjus or koreans have them. Funny how koreans nowadays has identity crisis try to related themselves with anybody, actually koreans are much more related to Tamils from down south. May be somedays korean scientist will discover that koreans are related to super saiyans, who knows right? ;)
China's Sui dynasty attcked Goguryeo with *a million* troops, but only thousand were left, and Goguryeo successfully defeated Sui... Korea should have unified under Goguryeo's rule, but because of Silla's betrayal actions, Korea only occupies Korean peninsula now... Well, there is another Korean kingdom after Goguryeo that occupied Manchuria and far east region of Russia today, and its name is Balhae, but it collapsed in 10C because of eruption of the Baekdu volcano... :(
6:42 I love how Ming is depicted as taking out the Dutch in Taiwan in his dying breath and dies with a smile. another favorite of mine is the Boxer Rebellion at 7:46 expressing their xenophobia in childish doodles
@Tifa Lockheart Mongolia has a history of rising with the Chinese, a sort of shadow empire whenever Chinese empires grow so do the Mongols to counter them And currently we face a Chinese empire. Funny how Nazi-ism popped up in modern Mongolia, compliments the communism in modern China, Stalin and Hitler were bitter rivals. Guess the feud lives on.
@@Clarity520 mongolia has the history on their side to be independent nation don't give me that bullshit. Is czech poland denmark norway is supposed to be part of Germany too?
@@YO-pf3pq mongolia was part of China thousands years ago, it just independent in last 70 years under Russia support, that's totally different with norway denmark , don't compare stupid european story with China 5000 years glorious civilization
@小博仔 just realized that now. we express our condolences for the sacrifices of the deceased. based on the history of China, I was really impressed with the world-class Romance of Three kingdoms at first, I liked Guan Yu, Yubi, and equipment. as I got older, I came to like Jojo, Jangryo, Joun, and Macho.
@@Temstar04 That is the exception, not the rule. I also think the phrase is meaningless. There is no pattern in the divisions and unifications, you might as well just say, "China is sometimes unified and sometimes divided."
Jin晋 and Jin金, they are different. In the video, on the Jin金 ball's body, there is a word "晋" X)
Sorry, my mistake :/
antartida ball I think you’re very nice youTuber👍
nice Chinese music
Jìn晋 and Jīn金
Why do Chinese people always want to invade Vietnam?
I just watched 10 mins of balls stabbing each other to soothing music....
Me too.
Yah Chinese History have many war and assassination and whatever that why i drop Chinese history xd
Like every other countries but 🇨🇳 has 5000 years of history and heritage.
Lol
Basically like someone shattering a bowl, fixing it, then dropping it again, fixing it, and repeating for 5000 years
Teacher: The test is easy
The test: *China Story*
🤣
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@@therandom5663 ?
lol
@@therandom5663 stroke?
Game of Thrones: I have the most complicated history!
China: Hold my *THREE KINGDOMS*
this is gold
And the fact that china's history is real.. And Got is..
Inmagine Chinese schools....
Hold my waring states
@@skywarslord4680 You know, we have to recite Cao Cao's poems and Zhuge Liang's article (quite long!) in school...
And I can still recite them after leaving school for a whole decade.
The “China is whole again/Then it broke again” meme actually seems pretty accurate
idk how it just keeps falling, history repeated itself for 4000 years
I think it's not just a meme to begin with. It's the first line in Romance of Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong during the Ming dynasty.
主要原因在于汉字,秦统一文字后,虽然各地方言不一样,大家不一定能互相听懂,但是文字由于是象形字,而不是英语这种字符组成的字,所以文字变化不大,所以大家都互相看得懂对方的文字,这造成了中国文化上的认同感,虽然有分裂,那不是人民的分裂,而是统治者的分裂,对于中国人来说,文化情感上是有强烈的认同感,毕竟中国文明在数千年来一直是全球最强最先进的文明,直到西方开始工业化浪潮,中国文明才开始落后,不过每次落后,都没有彻底击垮中国,毕竟中国的基础体量太庞大了,容错率比小国大得多,而只要进入正确的方向,就又开始盛世的新一轮轮回。
Admit it. China has had more breakups than Taylor Swift.
yep
God damn
Omg true XDD
Holy shiet, you are an epic.
哈哈,这个比喻真好笑
Here's a challenge:
Take a shot every time China seperates and reunites.
The Victreebelian Strikes Back it’s 4000+ years of history
You fuckinngn siaf hwatyousihht
@Jaikon Jaikon What are you trying to say? That the whole thing is made up? Are you ignoring all the photos of the killing in Nanking and only choose to believe in one photo of gifts being distributed? It's not just China but Korea, Philippines, Taiwan and Southeast Asian nations have all documented to the brutality of Japanese soldiers. So everyone conspired to slander Japan? lol you're crazy. During that time period no western power respect asian lives, so I wouldn't be surprised if they are indifferent towards any form of violence.
?
Still not drunk
I am a Chinese, I want to say. First of all, the video you made is very consistent with China's history. It is the most historical video I have ever seen on UA-cam. It even shows the Xia Dynasty, you know, many foreigners do not recognize China's Xia Dynasty. Although it is perfect, there are some flaws, such as: First, the western region of China in the Han Dynasty is not so small, extending all the way to Balkhash Lake. And the southwest part of China is included in the territory of China, but you did not include the southwest part in the territory of Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty. Second, the territory of China's Jin Dynasty is relatively large, but there is no outer northeast area above the Jin Dynasty in the video, which means that the Jin Dynasty is a little small. Third, there were major errors in the Yuan territory, such as the loss of the outer northeast and the area above Lake Balkhash. Fourth, in the video, the map of the Ming Dynasty is also slightly wrong with the real historical map, it lost the outer northeast and Tibet. That's all I have to say
China's history is really really interesting but I feel bad for the Chinese students who have to learn all of this
As a Chinese student myself I assure you it's a pain in the ass to just learn the history of our own nation.
不同意哦,看你们看三国看的那么津津有味,历史感觉应该是最有意思的学科了。
haha,actually the math is harder
@@叶子-q2w just ignore him, he is crazy...
@@Clarity520 yes
6:27 - 10:08
Meanwhile, the Portuguese just chilled there in Macau for 442 years...
Still there by history and build or and some people there or else no more
It is a shame though now what happend.
Haha at first the Ming gov didn't even knew they were there...
@@zeflute4586
Haha really?
@@nowisthetimetochange Yeah they thought they were merchants asking for shelter, instead of colonizers. And the central gov approved to rent them some land to live in and store their goods.
The Portuguese secretly smiled and went along. That's why I find the phrase "chilled there" extremely spot on...
“How long is your history?”
China: Yes.
"...how complicated then?"
China: Yes.
*_是。_*
Shi
是
是
NAN XIA my countries history
*backs down*
uhhhh...
儘管只有90%準確,仍然非常感謝你製作這個視頻,因為要把幾千年歴史製作100%準確是很難很難,謝謝你🙏🙏
外国人把唐画的跟宋一样大😹
@@zhtpro5927唐仅有前百年大,安史之乱以后就不行了
@@winnieXIJinping 但依然保有整个汉地的基本盘以及一部分河西走廊,仍然高于平均水准
B站有详细的5000年历史地图应该有1个多小时,看完让人感叹阿。
@@刘某人-l3j那應該是沒有中華民國的版本😂
At 6:35 Russia appears at the top of the screen like, "what are you guys doing over here?"
the north land is too cold. Actually no country wanted the facking cold land at that time. Russia take over those land very easily.
@@bushijianren hah In Russia the land is not a cold it's a stereotype in Sochi weather as in L. Senegalese
*umm warm water*
Ещё забавно, как Союз на 8:41 умиляется.
More fun as a Union on 8:41 be moved
(is touched?).
yes the northern part is too cold, under 70 celsius lol.
6:39
And Russia is like: Privet blyat. What r u guys doing?
Without "blyat"
@@icexbear why not😂
Медведи, водка, балалайка, Путин - вор, СССР.
Google translation says ‘‘privet blyat‘‘ is ‘‘Hi. Fuck‘‘
Anyway, for me(I'm not Russian) on 6:39 Russia seem to be keep silence while 清 was growing to be bigger. Do you want to ask them about it?
And - Do you want some wood, oil, gas or coal?)
These cute lil guys just stabbing each other all over the place is adorable to watch. 😂
😂
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ so agreed
10:04 The part of handover of Hong Kong is most adorable for me.
the same situation there in Rome even more exaggerate
除了把“金”和“晋”搞混淆了,其它是我见过最准确的。很棒的视频👍
宋不在唐和隋朝前面而是后面
@@DrainerSaether-c1f有没有种可能,那是刘宋不是北宋
"China is whole again.... And then it broke again."
-Bill Wurtz
lol, back 2000 years ago is Qin dynasties didn’t united china “ culture “ it would be like today’s Europe
@@xiaoyu1691 It's Qin Dynasty, Qing is the last dynasty.
@@johnzhou8838 sorry but yea
It is broke for another stronger unity.
@Garrixian XD and America (doge)
@3:57: BTW, that ominous-looking *black ball is the Abbasid Caliphate* straight *out of the Middle East.*
Enemies at first culminating with the Battle of Talas, the *Abbasids and the Tang Dynasty would later become allies* in basically becoming the *medieval world's first extradition treaty* in action.
Every hundred year
Vietnam: Ah shit, here we go again!
Yea lol China can not fucking chill when they see Vietnam
They keep fucking invading us after gain independent
@@notmenathix4874 I'm very surprised anti China Vietnamese would spend so much time watching Chinese balls.
@@notmenathix4874 We love your rice
@@lizyliz970because you are not Vietnamese, 2000 years war, politic strategies. your feeling is dumb
MAN!!! Even as a Chinese it's the most specific Chinese history with maps I've ever seen. Especially the Spring&Autumn Peiod!
其实还少了几个时代
6:00 Ming: (stabs Vietnam)
(5 seconds later)
Ming: (sees Vietnam again) I swear I just...
Weird!!!!!!!!!
I am Vietnamese and name is Minh. Minh is Vietnamese of Ming in Chinese
@@这盛世如你所愿-w9u yes.
@@这盛世如你所愿-w9u. I just wrote, the word Ming in Chinese after changes into Vietnamese is Minh, and Minh is also my name. Nothing is important to write a lot. There are also many words in Chinese that people in VN use a lot, it is not only Ming. So I don't understand what do you want to talk about
@@这盛世如你所愿-w9u, OK 🤣
Chinese Mom: Wat di u lern today in histury son?
Kid: EvERyoNE kILled EaCH OthEr!!!!!
Dinobearkid same
*sun
ahahahha lol
so ture
no match for European countries tho
7:46 he said: i hate everything!!
太平天國
More like everyone
nonono,it was like they invade us,i hate them
@@正义的猎人 那是义和团运动
because those countries invades qing dynasty
This video brings me a lot of nostalgia, so much that it makes me cry
I can't even comprehend how long it must've taken to make this in FlipaClip
Iran had 2 videos each as long as this
Здравствуйте,товарищ Сталин!
Сталин прошу не вторгаться в нас
*Confused noises bcz I don't speak Russian*
This is the most peaceful display of mass murder I've ever witnessed.
How many have you witnessed
@@vadendev I lost count
@@kevinli1438 same
unifieddynasty But all of those were happened in 5000years
The human history is the same.... Inca, Mexico, Indian, Roman, Ottoman, Slave trade....
“Empires, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide”
Overmind Yes California
@@chaeju106 Poor guy you even don't know the power of China
@@chaeju106 Any other words dude? Or just repeat these outworn words again and again?
@@chaeju106 North Korea unifies the Korean Peninsula
Overmind Hahaha, no matter what you say, in fact, you know that this kind of thing is impossible to achieve in this life. However, according to the situation of South Korea holding the most advanced weapons but being suspended by the North Korean army with backward weapons, it is estimated that South Korea will really be unified by North Korea, hahaha
thanks for making this
4:54 *_Mongols has joined as spectator_*
5:03 *_An hacker has been detected_*
6:07 *_MongolKhan1200 has been banned_*
Yet lose to vietnam 3 time
"an hacker"
@@romegolol5068 romego they won bcoz they had excellent cavalry and big population
@Smøke who are u
Sahelian and also they died from a tornado
The empire long United, must divided! The empire long divided, will united.
合久必分,分久必合?
全面战争
Then it broke again
famous Chinese saying lol
Nice philosophy
European colonization era: Hippity hoppety china is our property
China now: Hippity hoppety your economy is *-my-* *our* property
Hippity hoppity my disease is your property
BlueBightning
Lol I get it
Man that's dark.
@@Ballsinyojaws699 Yes, but sadly true
@@remag-yx4ed current research states no evidence proved china is the source of this virus
這影片也未免做的太好太詳細了吧,我學生時期都未必有背這麼熟
Chinas history:
"Well he broke"
"And now he's back together"
Repeat.
year. every Chinese empire and people think the great thing is expland mainland
@Countyballs Productions lel
分久必合,合久必分。
RRC will Broke again in 2100
Those long divided shall be united; those long united shall be divided: such is the way of the universe.
In Europe: a terrible time, the spice trade is getting more expensive, I worry about our future.
China: its has been 3 days since the last civil war, truely a golden age.
Bruh. China was far more prosperous than Europe ever was during its peak.
@@niccolopaganini8325 it's a joke
哈哈哈
这里面大球的每几秒都相当于几百年,特别是汉唐。整个二战到现在都没有一秒,古代中国确实算很和平的了。
This soundtrack is one of most peaceful and relaxing one i ever heard.
Yes
Ok
Ofcourse Comrade
Ok
It uses a lot of Chinese classics.Erhu guqin,i don't know,because I'm not professional😂
Love CHINA 🇨🇳 from TÜRKIYE 🇹🇷
I am from Kazakhstan, the Chinese are the killers of Muslims and people who rebel against Allah!!
Sanırım sakat 😢
This is the best countryballs video I've ever seen by far.
Russia in the top is just sitting there chillin and just watch empires killing empires
...until he had another superpower to deal with
But came late about 4000 years. ...
But Russia had it's own empire but it fell short to the bolsheviks and the tsar and the romanov monarchy is gone from Russia
@hdiuhiodhqdo sdhfohwoehf yea. Russia was first born in Europe before and after the mongol empire collapsed and expanded into asia conquering the Siberian peninsula
@hdiuhiodhqdo sdhfohwoehf hell. It even went as far as reaching north America
5:36
The Mongols came over, ready for war...
*...AND DIED IN A TORNADO*
Why do you talk about others brave fights?keyboard warrior
Lmao it's bill wurtz
Then they tried again and had a fun time fighting with the Japanese and then died in a tornado
@commander higgs not anymore theres a blanket
Haha I'm from mongolia
已经做的很好了 真的厉害👍🏻
Эй жалмауыз қытай!! Сасық Кунг фулардан қазақтың райымбек батырларға күшің жетпейді!!! Егер исламға қарсы шыққан Қазақстанды немесе ұйғырлар жаман десең!!! Райымбек батырдың ұрпақтар мен қабанбай батырдың ұрпақтары мусылмандар қарсы тұрсан басын кесіп тастайды!! Қарақытайлар
好个屁,完全不按照历史,里面一堆夹带私货地方
9:53 India: Look at how sharp my sword is. China: PONG!
hahaha
China:you india you lose
What does this have to do with a sword?
India's only empire, founded by Turkic Mongols😂
hahahahaha --------《Raiders of the Lost Ark》
CD AB reas Maurya empire, gupta empire, chola empire, gupta empire, nanda empire, Maratha empire...
An ancient Chinese poem can explan this long history well:
滚滚长江东逝水,浪花淘尽英雄。是非成败转头空。青山依旧在,几度夕阳红。
白发渔樵江渚上,惯看秋月春风,一壶浊酒喜相逢。古今多少事,都付笑谈中。
In English:
Wave on wave the long river eastward rolls away;
Gone are all heroes with its spray on spray.
Success or failure, right or wrong, all turn out vain;
Only green mountains still remain
To see the setting sun's departing ray.
The white-haired fishermen sail on the stream with ease,
Accustomed to the autumn moon and vernal breeze.
A pot ofwine in hand, they talk as they please.
How many things before and after
All melt into gossip and laughter!
AND DEATH TO PRETTY MUCH ANY TYPE OF CHINESE COUNTRY LEFT XD
U live in communistic China have fun!
Free tibet!
Free China
It’s not ancient LMAO.
Everybody : China's history is fascinating
Me at 4 am : *a g r e e d*
Tang fall gets me sad on this one every time. Everyone talks about the Three Kingdoms after Han, but what the Song achieved prior to the Mongol invasions knocking them out is quite deserving of praise too.
This is mainly Chinese history
“I’m in charge”
“No your not I am”
No I am”
No I am” AND REPEAT
Edit:Yo thank you guys for the likes y’all cool 😎
And so it will very likely continue that way.
It’s even like that today
New Jersey Mapping corrections, that’s human history.
It's even funnier cuz
Korea and Japan is also showed
Nobody understood the Oversimplified reference smh
Chinese history
0:09 - 0:17 Xia
0:17 - 0:28 Shang
0:28 - 0:38 Western Zhou
0:38 - 1:14 Waring States Period
1:14 - 1:25 Qin
1:22 The Great Wall is Built
1:29 - 2:02 Han
1:36 Southward expansion of the Han
1:39 Conquest of Korea
1:47 Xin
1:57 The Yellow Turban Rebellion
2:02 - 2:17 Three Kingdoms/Dynasties
2:17 - 2:43 Jin
2:22 - 2:47 Sixteen Kingdoms/States
2:43 - 2:50 Song
2:47 - 2:54 Northern Wei
2:50 Qi
2:51 - 2:57 Liang
3:02 - 3:21 Sui
3:21 - 4:13 Tang
3:44 Zhou
4:38 - 5:34 Song
5:55 - 6:46 Ming
6:43 Siege of Fort Zeelandia
6:26 Portuguese Arrival
6:46 - 8:00 Qing
6:47 Revolt of the Three Feudatories
7:08 - 7:25 The Opium Wars
7:26 - 7:32 Taiping Rebellion
7:40 First Sino-Japanese War
7:45 - 7:49 Boxer Rebellion
8:00 - 8:06 The Republic of China
8:06 - 8:11 The Chinese Empire
8:11 - 9:11 The Warlord Era
8:55 - 9:11 Chinese Civil War Round 1
9:11 - 9:31 WW2
9:31 - 9:42 Chinese Civil War Round 2
9:42 - 10:10 Peoples Republic of China/China
appreciated
🤯🤯🤯
课代表来解释了中国历史:分合分合分合分合,正所谓天下大势分久必合,合久必分
I deleted my other comment so it doesnt make sense
@@aimangamertube It's a reply
This video is 10 minutes, but the content is 5000 years
every time these balls break and reorganize,it means hundreds years of history
4000年
hahaha,but we love it,it is really beautiful!
因为有喜马拉雅山,不然印度能成中国一部分
@Utathya Manna china is good or bad depends on what your politicians need.no country is 100%good or 100%bad
and millions of people die
The Chinese history is so long that you must have made a lot of preparations.Your video is excellent and accurately shows the history to us.As a Chinese,I’m very grateful to you for your efforts.
Haber este video es en español no en ingles
漏洞百出😂
@@aakuycheung2037墙外唯唯诺诺,墙内重拳出击?
Girls Locker Room: OMG! Did you hear Christian started to date Abigail? Talk about disgusting!
Boys Locker Room:
LOL
Ew
Lmao
@@UnitedStatesOfAmerica1776 wtf are you doing here
@@cursedshitposting1058 No wtf are YOU doing here?
the music is so beautifull :")
Where I can found the music
@@ottomanempire3303 In the description it shows the song but it is in chinese
@@BabySonicGT Thanks
@@ottomanempire3303 np
Welp they are two songs in there second song remains unknown
When your Grandmother sit you down to talk about your ancestors.
Very relaxing and peaceful music.😁
Great video, amazing glorious history from China. Greetings from Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷
🇬🇷🇹🇼🇨🇳 👍
Ancient Greek culture is fascinating and also lasted quite a long time,respect and love from 🇨🇳
Btw im so interested at East Roman Empire,really moved by Konstandin XI,a really great and brave man
希腊NB
Nice
but so weak
Lol !!! Vietnam be like "I'm just gonna stands here watching you guy killing each other "
some random guy just chilling on the bottom. And watch some crappy occuring
"DAi VIET" forever
Because of miasma, Vietnam was not suitable for agriculture in ancient times. In long period, Vietnam was a dependent country of central kingdom (westerner call it China).
speaking of ... the *second musical piece starting from @**8:43** sounds very Vietnamese!*
yunkai tang uh, you must be really stupid to say that.
6:43 I love how while the Ming was impaled by the Qing, it still had the vigor to stab the Dutch (in Taiwan).
Actually it's not accurate. It was not the central govt of Ming to stab the Dutch. It's just one of the general leading a team of remaining army escaping from the Qing. They just want to use Taiwan as a surviving base, as Qing did not have navy at that time. The Dutch in Taiwan are few and weak, so were easily defeated.
@@xjw1734 I know. I just said Ming because I didnt‘t want to explain all that out; besides, the ball itself was labeled as Ming, so I didn‘t want to complicate matters.
Anyway, it‘s good to see Europeans being beaten by Asians.
Henry Illenberger Actually Ming is the most representative and epic dynasty of China in many aspects.As an old saying goes "The emperor guarded the nation’s border and fought for the country till died in battle
@@qoo4121 wasnt Qin the foundation and Tang the golden age?
@@jadenstar1038 No. The golden age is Qing dynasty which get Xinjiang, Tibet, Mongolia and the whole Manchuria. Some chinese like Ming because of its spirit.
Here is a list of Chinese dynasties before I recommend some dramas based on different dynasties: Xia, Shang (Oracle Bones Scripts), Zhou (Western and Eastern Zhou), Spring-Autumn Period (where the Hundred Schools of Thoughts appeared, and Confucius and Lao Tzu, who founded Confucianism and Daoism, lived), Warring State Period (where seven kingdoms Qi, Chu, Han, Yan, Zhao, Wei, Qin fought for supremacy after the collapse of Zhou Dynasty), Qin (reunification and building of the Great Wall and Terra Cotta Army), Han (first golden age where Han Chinese character Hanzi and Han Chinese, the largest ethnic group in the world, and Hanfu, got their names; opening of the Silk Road), Three Kingdoms (Northern Wei, Western Shu, Eastern Wu), Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties, Sui, Tang (where Japanese sent the most envoys to copy the Tang culture wholesale; second golden age), Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Song, Yuan (Mongol-ruled), Ming (Korean culture based a lot on this dynasty), Qing (Manchu-ruled).
“Romance of the Three Kingdoms”, one of the four Chinese classics with the setting in the Three Kingdoms Period after Han Dynasty.
“Virtuous Queen of Han” on the life of Wei Zifu, the Queen consort of Han Wudi, or Martial Emperor of Han Dynasty who opened the Silk Road and traded with the Roman Empire.
“Legend of Chinese Empress” on the life of the only empress of China, Wu Zetian, in the Tang Dynasty.
“Judge of Song Dynasty” on the life and work of Song Ci 宋慈, who wrote the world’s first forensic science book called Washing Away of Wrongs 洗冤录。
Also check out a documentary called “Daming Palace and Tang Dynasty”. They briefly mentioned about the Japanese envoys kentoushi 遣唐使。
History Channel did a series called Ancient Discoveries. Six episodes were devoted exclusively to Chinese inventions, which make up a long list.
CCTV-6 China movie channel features a lot of Chinese historical dramas and documentaries.
All of them on UA-cam. Enjoy. ❤
you know a lot about Chinese culture👍
Damn
Thank you!
Didn't you forget Sui Dynasty between Three kingdoms and Tang? It was short lived but it was there
@@jasonyoon3562 Oop, missed that. Just added along with the Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties before the Sui Dynasty, and the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period after the Tang Dynasty…. Thanks
For people wondering about the song at 8:42 it's "don't decorate your dreams" (不要装饰你的梦想)
Don't decorate your dreams
Do you know the name of the first song too?
I send my gratitude.
9:20 nazi Germany vs Soviet union
9:26 He(soviet russia)smiled with relief after won
Soviet Bad
He said while seeing the second sino japanese war "holy blyat germany wat are you doing here"
But we can only see half
The camera is not in the right place
This is fun
History Teacher:what do you learn about China's history in this lesson
Me: Game of thrones on steroids and brink of having seizure xD
曹尼玛
It's a really nice way of telling history. I'm going to do the same
Germany:i got split for 4 times
Turkey:while i got split for 6 times!
???:amateurs
Germany and turkey:what was that punk?!
China:AMATEURS!
Edit:69 likes *n i c e*
*Laughs in South Asia*
Viet: I was invaded by chinese thousand times
69 likes
*N I C E*
Turkey didn't split 6 times if you are not talking about their old countries like Göktürks and Huns/Xionghus.
Malacca split into two times...
China:help me split myself...
Malacca:what if you do what all dynasty do in past...
I love our friend china so much
From iran:))))
we love u too
@@Lop9500 thanks
A few days ago, a 25-year agreement was signed between the two countries with their 5,000-year-old relations I hope we can defeat the enemies together and transfer power to the Eastern world We are waiting for the superpowers of China, Russia and Iran
@@behzadclash601 ❤️
@@behzadclash601 🖕🖕🖕🖕🤮🖕🤮🇨🇳🖕🤮🤮🖕🤮🤮🇨🇳🤮🇨🇳
@@fuckyouweebs7217 lol
Rome : Hey friend . How are you over there?🙂😊😀
China(Han) : Hey bro. I have good silk here, are you coming?🙂😊😄
Tiny Meat Big Yeet damn they get invaded by muslim what a shame
beverage mulene
And freed by mongols
Robin Miller I mean it’s a fcukin Islam country now and I fcukin hate Muslims
No matter how divided China is, it will one day complete its reunification. This is the historical law of China.
做夢去 夢裡啥都有
@@愛聽音樂-s7w滚一边去。废物。你根本不知道共产党在这几十年里的成就。傻逼玩意
Nope
1:43 I think that's china meeting rome (they did meet on oocasion}
It's kingdom of Partha, one of ancient Persian kingdom that was exist in 200's BC till 200's AD
7:46
Kid: fortnte dances in public
Every normal person in a 2km radius:
Default 0930 boxer rebellion
Thank you for the video, it was probably very time consuming to create.
Also lol at the ending 2 flags haha
Ơ đù
Teacher: Hey, are you interested in taking world history? Chinese student: I'm sorry, I haven't finished learning Chinese history...
Y lo hiciste encima de un país de un monto de historia :')
Que agradable sujeto
El país más viejo del mundo.
Carloz Zurita Rendon de hecho es Japón.
@@carloszurita7043 ese es Egipto
@@carloszurita7043 es bulgaria
@Noner NN cuando nacio Sumeria y Egipto ni existia China como nacion
hola gente el siguiente sera historia de israel y palestina pero despues puede venir mexico 1.5 o españa 1.5
Like Mexico
Like España
Hay alien? V:
Está excelente, pero le faltaron nopales okno xd
Como cuando antartidaball decía que iba a hacer la historia de estados unidos pero hace la de china
"Esos bastardos me mintieron"
Just loved the background music ❤️
but what is the name of last sound?
@Thecouncil0001 OK, now I know it's "Don't decorate your dreams"
@@warriorpriest3344 Hey, can I ask you about the name of the first one?
Woah,this video is full of history,I really wanna know the China's history
Love you from Italy
🇮🇹❤️🇨🇳
❤❤❤
@@绝世冷少 Thank you so much ❤️
🥰🥰🥰
7:47 when that one kid mentions homework
Japan's face tho
@@Pewie. he's tired of the kids s***
I HATE ENGLISH, SHUT UP
@@supermagma5810 says the one using english :|
@@incrediblesultan8169 :madmanop:
Just imagine how much effort and work was put in this.
I spent 10 minutes of my life to watch how china dissolving and uniting
I love Chinese history and it's Civilization 😁❣️🇮🇳🇨🇳
I love Indian history too!! 😃
5:35 _~And they died on a tornado~_
Kamikaze=wind of kami(god spirits of world)
They tried again, and they had a good time but... they died on a tornado
The only thing actually stopped the mongols
@@joanofarc9793 sooo apparently the Mongol can invade Russia but a tornado always beat them when they try to invade Japan?
MR AD cause Mongolians had a bad navy and weren’t good sailors and they were horse riders
1:26
漢: Hola, me llamo hàn.
🇯🇵: ¡Hola, Kan!
漢: No, se dice hàn.
🇯🇵: ¡Encantado de conocerte, Kan!
Imagine the history of China, but every time it breaks apart it speeds up
China: *DEJA VU EARRAPE SHITTYFLUTE INTENSIFIES*
*I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*
As an ancient Chinese novel named romance of three kingdoms said, this world will separate after long time united. Also will do the opposite after long time splitting.
Lol
It’s crazy how you did this on flipaclip
5:35 ここの絶望感ほんとすごい
kouki kky モンゴルは二回も日本へ襲ってきたんだよね
神风
草
难道元朝要侵入日本,却遭到了台风?
元朝 had tried to invade Japan twice.
The first one was in 1274, and we fought against them for about 3 weeks, kept them on the sea because of temporary stone wall which we made in hurry. And finally typhoon came, made them retreat.
The second one was in 1281. This time, they brought 15万 of troops so that the battle lasted for two months. But the same as the first time, typhoon came here , they sunk in the sea.
なんかまあまあ分かりやすかったなぁ、すごく歴史好きの人なんだろう
For sure?🤣
How many times you broke?
China: Yes
How many times you invade Vietnam
China:yes
@@TuanMinh-qc6hr vietman is like: come on nigga 🖕😠👊
Here you listen calm music playing in the background and watch all those cute angry little balls fighting and killing each other. Ah, you just gotta love human history.
I like how Mongolia was chilling closing his eyes in ww1 and ww2
Actually no Mongolia first declared war to German after their invasion to USSR we helped them with foods and equipments so we not chilled at that time 😅
Shhhh the mongols are sleeping. Dont awake them or they will conquer the world again
Don’t forget what happed to Mongolia In the 30s it got destroyed by Russia
@@kenzonarukami4195 dont worry we ll probably never wake up lol
@杨新 and It was Brutally destroyed by the soviets they broke all their history most of the Mongolia monastery’s were destroyed and the made an Socialism Government which was very bad many people died in Mongolia during Stalin times,while it even wasn’t a part of The USSR
China is good country, hello from Russia!
Really??
@@hoaihy Yes
@蓮LLENN China in 2019 (Not Taiwan)
hello from China
Russia Ball liar yt is blocked in Russia
6:42
Russian Empire: let me just look down here... Ooh! People who look the same are fighting themselves!
me irl when someone gets into a fight XD
They don't look the same. North Eastern Asians (Manchu, Korean, Khitan, Mongols, etc) are phylogenetically closer to Native Americans (originating from Siberia) than to southern Chinese (originating from South East Asia).
PS, certain people are mixing up YDNA paternal haplogroups and MtDNA all together and is giving some sort of pesudo-scientific fabricated reasoning:
In reality A2, a Mt DNA haplogroup that largely dominates Native Americans also comprises 15% of all Koreans, including myself. (I had myself tested). Compile all the Siberian originating maternal haplogroups in Korea, it forms 75% of the Korean population.
And the Chinese will about the paternal O ydna haplogroup, which is a very young group that emerged after the emergence of China. It is a pan-Eastern Asian phenomenon. Manchus, Khitans, Koreans, Japanese, and the Chinese all have O paternal haplogroups significantly.
Korea is also a place where there is a significant population of C3 yDNA populations, which also originate from Siberia, which is also my personal yDNA trait.
Overall, it is more plausible to investigate MtDNA compared to YDNA because YDNA so much more complex and harder to calculate due to its genetic complexity. MtDNA gives a crystal clear message of human migration.
😂 lol
@@Wandrative its called jokes
Wandrative Ay it's you again. LOL they do looks the same, same yellow skin same slanted eyes. Actually koreans are closer to southern Chinese than Manjus and Mongols. Koreans have almost 35% O3 and southern Chinese has about 50% O3. Korean has another 30% O2b and the rest is about the same as southern Chinese. Manjus and Mongols on the other hand have over 25% of C3 which Koreans don't have any. Manjus has no more than 10% O2b while Mongols has non. Native Americans have mostly A2, B2, and C1 which non of mongols, manjus or koreans have them. Funny how koreans nowadays has identity crisis try to related themselves with anybody, actually koreans are much more related to Tamils from down south. May be somedays korean scientist will discover that koreans are related to super saiyans, who knows right? ;)
これは素晴らしい作品です!
中華及び東アジアがどのように版図を広げていったかが、よく分かります。
ちなみに私は日本人です。
(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
日本早晚成為中國的領土
@@brzenkjohn95086
@@brzenkjohn9508 ☠️
@@brzenkjohn9508 oh no!
@@brzenkjohn9508hell no
Love Both Chinas Plus Hong Kong and Macau from Brazil 🇧🇷♡ 🇨🇳🇹🇼🇲🇴🇭🇰
🇧🇷 love BJJ from Chinaaa
i love u too
you too
Love Brazil Japan USA Indonesia Russia Ukraine from China Hong Kong
3:17
Goguryeo defeating Sui Dynasty using water made me laugh lol
@Broccoli The Battle of Salsu.
China's Sui dynasty attcked Goguryeo with *a million* troops, but only thousand were left, and Goguryeo successfully defeated Sui... Korea should have unified under Goguryeo's rule, but because of Silla's betrayal actions, Korea only occupies Korean peninsula now... Well, there is another Korean kingdom after Goguryeo that occupied Manchuria and far east region of Russia today, and its name is Balhae, but it collapsed in 10C because of eruption of the Baekdu volcano... :(
@@bariforever3611 well summarized. Do you major Asian history?
@@bandongri 한국인...
@@bariforever3611 A million is a lie. Just like Korean history.
So, how much conflict?
past-china : *Yes*
This is what makes us China.
@@糊涂龟 han : oh the leaders got curropt * dies big oof )
@@糊涂龟
China: We have a 5000 year history!
Everyone else: You mean 5000 year of conflicts and wars?
China: ...
Me: *Laughs to death*
@@christophershen6692
That is something I can't deny.... nice job ancestors!
lol Hazim What meme is that profile picture bruh
6:42 I love how Ming is depicted as taking out the Dutch in Taiwan in his dying breath and dies with a smile.
another favorite of mine is the Boxer Rebellion at 7:46 expressing their xenophobia in childish doodles
8:42 Mongolia: I want to sleep forever...
I did not notice him being sleeping all the time
Sleeping giant perhaps, Mongolia has been very nationalist lately and China anxious.
died sheep
@Tifa Lockheart Mongolia has a history of rising with the Chinese, a sort of shadow empire whenever Chinese empires grow so do the Mongols to counter them And currently we face a Chinese empire.
Funny how Nazi-ism popped up in modern Mongolia, compliments the communism in modern China, Stalin and Hitler were bitter rivals. Guess the feud lives on.
It is now being economically colonized by Russia and China
China, Mongolia and Japan: *brutally murdering each other*
Russia: "hmm interesting"
Russia helped to mongolia
The Soviets or Russians are revaluationing the china with the 4 stars
Mongolia was supposed to be part of China but The Russians made them independent.
@@Clarity520 mongolia has the history on their side to be independent nation don't give me that bullshit. Is czech poland denmark norway is supposed to be part of Germany too?
@@YO-pf3pq mongolia was part of China thousands years ago, it just independent in last 70 years under Russia support, that's totally different with norway denmark , don't compare stupid european story with China 5000 years glorious civilization
The Three Kingdoms Jiyeon is really crazy. And it's fantastic.
@小博仔 just realized that now.
we express our condolences for the sacrifices of the deceased.
based on the history of China, I was really impressed with the world-class Romance of Three kingdoms
at first, I liked Guan Yu, Yubi, and equipment.
as I got older, I came to like Jojo, Jangryo, Joun, and Macho.
Al final Mongolia se durmió y ya nadie le hizo caso 🤣
I like China from Romania 🇷🇴🤝🇨🇳
To quote the opening line of Romance of the Three Kingdoms:
"The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been."
Until you realise in the last 1000 years, China has mostly been united without long periods of division.
@@checkmate885 What, the most recent warlord period during ROC rule wasn't even 100 years ago
China has a voting system for a long time, and every one or two hundred years, the people of the whole country will elect a new emperor.
@@sah6459 I can't believe that the emperors cut off their own heads whenever they step down, just shows how dedicated they are.
@@Temstar04 That is the exception, not the rule. I also think the phrase is meaningless. There is no pattern in the divisions and unifications, you might as well just say, "China is sometimes unified and sometimes divided."
vietnam seems hard to conquer
He learned from Afghanistan
Vs ChiNa 4000 years
Is full of TREEZ
It was Dependent country of China for over one thousand years. That's one of the reason why they hate Chinese now.
@@mastersuper7149 we helped them, gave them culture, and eventually independence, what else do they want??
Respect for chineese history from Tunisia.