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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @黒眼事龍
    @黒眼事龍 5 років тому +6926

    Jin晋 and Jin金, they are different. In the video, on the Jin金 ball's body, there is a word "晋" X)

    • @antartidaball
      @antartidaball  5 років тому +1046

      Sorry, my mistake :/

    • @鬼天使-e1q
      @鬼天使-e1q 5 років тому +280

      antartida ball I think you’re very nice youTuber👍

    • @namoamitabhabuddha7875
      @namoamitabhabuddha7875 5 років тому +168

      nice Chinese music

    • @moehinatsou7579
      @moehinatsou7579 5 років тому +97

      Jìn晋 and Jīn金

    • @dat013
      @dat013 5 років тому +52

      Why do Chinese people always want to invade Vietnam?

  • @jimmychen907
    @jimmychen907 5 років тому +4093

    I just watched 10 mins of balls stabbing each other to soothing music....

    • @yami564
      @yami564 5 років тому +83

      Me too.

    • @shido6804
      @shido6804 5 років тому +123

      Yah Chinese History have many war and assassination and whatever that why i drop Chinese history xd

    • @諸葛孔明-v7b
      @諸葛孔明-v7b 5 років тому +81

      Like every other countries but 🇨🇳 has 5000 years of history and heritage.

    • @blagoevski336
      @blagoevski336 5 років тому +8

      Lol

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 5 років тому +62

      Basically like someone shattering a bowl, fixing it, then dropping it again, fixing it, and repeating for 5000 years

  • @slayride136
    @slayride136 4 роки тому +1144

    Teacher: The test is easy
    The test: *China Story*

  • @lizi1936
    @lizi1936 5 років тому +1489

    Game of Thrones: I have the most complicated history!
    China: Hold my *THREE KINGDOMS*

    • @rachelslur8729
      @rachelslur8729 5 років тому +45

      this is gold

    • @jlvv_1
      @jlvv_1 5 років тому +125

      And the fact that china's history is real.. And Got is..

    • @skywarslord4680
      @skywarslord4680 5 років тому +56

      Inmagine Chinese schools....

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 5 років тому +16

      Hold my waring states

    • @zeflute4586
      @zeflute4586 5 років тому +60

      @@skywarslord4680 You know, we have to recite Cao Cao's poems and Zhuge Liang's article (quite long!) in school...
      And I can still recite them after leaving school for a whole decade.

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 Рік тому +33

    The “China is whole again/Then it broke again” meme actually seems pretty accurate

    • @wtz_under
      @wtz_under 11 місяців тому +2

      idk how it just keeps falling, history repeated itself for 4000 years

    • @zhouwu9997
      @zhouwu9997 9 місяців тому +2

      I think it's not just a meme to begin with. It's the first line in Romance of Three Kingdoms by Luo Guanzhong during the Ming dynasty.

    • @牛大师-d4k
      @牛大师-d4k Місяць тому +1

      主要原因在于汉字,秦统一文字后,虽然各地方言不一样,大家不一定能互相听懂,但是文字由于是象形字,而不是英语这种字符组成的字,所以文字变化不大,所以大家都互相看得懂对方的文字,这造成了中国文化上的认同感,虽然有分裂,那不是人民的分裂,而是统治者的分裂,对于中国人来说,文化情感上是有强烈的认同感,毕竟中国文明在数千年来一直是全球最强最先进的文明,直到西方开始工业化浪潮,中国文明才开始落后,不过每次落后,都没有彻底击垮中国,毕竟中国的基础体量太庞大了,容错率比小国大得多,而只要进入正确的方向,就又开始盛世的新一轮轮回。

  • @sambanjo
    @sambanjo 5 років тому +2374

    Admit it. China has had more breakups than Taylor Swift.

  • @sklatvia_
    @sklatvia_ 5 років тому +740

    Here's a challenge:
    Take a shot every time China seperates and reunites.

    • @jiagengliu
      @jiagengliu 5 років тому +9

      The Victreebelian Strikes Back it’s 4000+ years of history

    • @stuff3173
      @stuff3173 5 років тому

      You fuckinngn siaf hwatyousihht

    • @yesyes1842
      @yesyes1842 5 років тому +46

      @Jaikon Jaikon What are you trying to say? That the whole thing is made up? Are you ignoring all the photos of the killing in Nanking and only choose to believe in one photo of gifts being distributed? It's not just China but Korea, Philippines, Taiwan and Southeast Asian nations have all documented to the brutality of Japanese soldiers. So everyone conspired to slander Japan? lol you're crazy. During that time period no western power respect asian lives, so I wouldn't be surprised if they are indifferent towards any form of violence.

    • @aruaa9062
      @aruaa9062 5 років тому

      ?

    • @josephstalin1887
      @josephstalin1887 5 років тому +1

      Still not drunk

  • @swedenempire-x7c
    @swedenempire-x7c 5 місяців тому +11

    I am a Chinese, I want to say. First of all, the video you made is very consistent with China's history. It is the most historical video I have ever seen on UA-cam. It even shows the Xia Dynasty, you know, many foreigners do not recognize China's Xia Dynasty. Although it is perfect, there are some flaws, such as: First, the western region of China in the Han Dynasty is not so small, extending all the way to Balkhash Lake. And the southwest part of China is included in the territory of China, but you did not include the southwest part in the territory of Han Dynasty to Tang Dynasty. Second, the territory of China's Jin Dynasty is relatively large, but there is no outer northeast area above the Jin Dynasty in the video, which means that the Jin Dynasty is a little small. Third, there were major errors in the Yuan territory, such as the loss of the outer northeast and the area above Lake Balkhash. Fourth, in the video, the map of the Ming Dynasty is also slightly wrong with the real historical map, it lost the outer northeast and Tibet. That's all I have to say

  • @dinostorm360
    @dinostorm360 4 роки тому +2552

    China's history is really really interesting but I feel bad for the Chinese students who have to learn all of this

    • @Clarity520
      @Clarity520 4 роки тому +468

      As a Chinese student myself I assure you it's a pain in the ass to just learn the history of our own nation.

    • @叶子-q2w
      @叶子-q2w 4 роки тому +308

      不同意哦,看你们看三国看的那么津津有味,历史感觉应该是最有意思的学科了。

    • @langweixiao3472
      @langweixiao3472 4 роки тому +206

      haha,actually the math is harder

    • @steveliu9783
      @steveliu9783 4 роки тому +61

      @@叶子-q2w just ignore him, he is crazy...

    • @steveliu9783
      @steveliu9783 4 роки тому +13

      @@Clarity520 yes

  • @mackwong350
    @mackwong350 5 років тому +378

    6:27 - 10:08
    Meanwhile, the Portuguese just chilled there in Macau for 442 years...

    • @NinjaOfHorizon
      @NinjaOfHorizon 5 років тому +5

      Still there by history and build or and some people there or else no more

    • @nowisthetimetochange
      @nowisthetimetochange 5 років тому +8

      It is a shame though now what happend.

    • @zeflute4586
      @zeflute4586 5 років тому +16

      Haha at first the Ming gov didn't even knew they were there...

    • @nowisthetimetochange
      @nowisthetimetochange 5 років тому +3

      @@zeflute4586
      Haha really?

    • @zeflute4586
      @zeflute4586 5 років тому +39

      @@nowisthetimetochange Yeah they thought they were merchants asking for shelter, instead of colonizers. And the central gov approved to rent them some land to live in and store their goods.
      The Portuguese secretly smiled and went along. That's why I find the phrase "chilled there" extremely spot on...

  • @nanxia5434
    @nanxia5434 5 років тому +844

    “How long is your history?”
    China: Yes.
    "...how complicated then?"
    China: Yes.

  • @SOS-kz3zl
    @SOS-kz3zl 2 роки тому +150

    儘管只有90%準確,仍然非常感謝你製作這個視頻,因為要把幾千年歴史製作100%準確是很難很難,謝謝你🙏🙏

    • @zhtpro5927
      @zhtpro5927 2 роки тому +24

      外国人把唐画的跟宋一样大😹

    • @winnieXIJinping
      @winnieXIJinping 2 роки тому +3

      @@zhtpro5927唐仅有前百年大,安史之乱以后就不行了

    • @杨昌霖
      @杨昌霖 Рік тому +1

      ​@@winnieXIJinping 但依然保有整个汉地的基本盘以及一部分河西走廊,仍然高于平均水准

    • @刘某人-l3j
      @刘某人-l3j Рік тому +3

      B站有详细的5000年历史地图应该有1个多小时,看完让人感叹阿。

    • @cyuansu2218
      @cyuansu2218 Рік тому +4

      @@刘某人-l3j那應該是沒有中華民國的版本😂

  • @Kaptaintrips2831
    @Kaptaintrips2831 5 років тому +530

    At 6:35 Russia appears at the top of the screen like, "what are you guys doing over here?"

    • @bushijianren
      @bushijianren 5 років тому +68

      the north land is too cold. Actually no country wanted the facking cold land at that time. Russia take over those land very easily.

    • @mortysmith3183
      @mortysmith3183 5 років тому +26

      @@bushijianren hah In Russia the land is not a cold it's a stereotype in Sochi weather as in L. Senegalese

    • @quocvietophu1627
      @quocvietophu1627 5 років тому +5

      *umm warm water*

    • @AMV-huMORal
      @AMV-huMORal 5 років тому +14

      Ещё забавно, как Союз на 8:41 умиляется.
      More fun as a Union on 8:41 be moved
      (is touched?).

    • @yumiryin8197
      @yumiryin8197 5 років тому +9

      yes the northern part is too cold, under 70 celsius lol.

  • @followerswithoutanyvideoschall
    @followerswithoutanyvideoschall 5 років тому +412

    6:39
    And Russia is like: Privet blyat. What r u guys doing?

    • @icexbear
      @icexbear 5 років тому +18

      Without "blyat"

    • @followerswithoutanyvideoschall
      @followerswithoutanyvideoschall 5 років тому +2

      @@icexbear why not😂

    • @batrosha2472
      @batrosha2472 5 років тому +9

      Медведи, водка, балалайка, Путин - вор, СССР.

    • @yoha1781
      @yoha1781 5 років тому +12

      Google translation says ‘‘privet blyat‘‘ is ‘‘Hi. Fuck‘‘
      Anyway, for me(I'm not Russian) on 6:39 Russia seem to be keep silence while 清 was growing to be bigger. Do you want to ask them about it?

    • @LeZyzz
      @LeZyzz 5 років тому +3

      And - Do you want some wood, oil, gas or coal?)

  • @Username-mj1ps
    @Username-mj1ps 5 років тому +73

    These cute lil guys just stabbing each other all over the place is adorable to watch. 😂

    • @alucard3689
      @alucard3689 5 років тому +3

      😂

    • @김병훈-r1o
      @김병훈-r1o 5 років тому +1

      ㅋㅋㅋㅋ so agreed

    • @糊涂龟
      @糊涂龟 5 років тому

      10:04 The part of handover of Hong Kong is most adorable for me.

    • @amomila3629
      @amomila3629 5 років тому

      the same situation there in Rome even more exaggerate

  • @houwong1872
    @houwong1872 Рік тому +11

    除了把“金”和“晋”搞混淆了,其它是我见过最准确的。很棒的视频👍

    • @DrainerSaether-c1f
      @DrainerSaether-c1f 2 місяці тому

      宋不在唐和隋朝前面而是后面

    • @啊米诺斯-j9z
      @啊米诺斯-j9z Місяць тому

      @@DrainerSaether-c1f有没有种可能,那是刘宋不是北宋

  • @AmberCommentsThings
    @AmberCommentsThings 4 роки тому +432

    "China is whole again.... And then it broke again."
    -Bill Wurtz

    • @xiaoyu1691
      @xiaoyu1691 4 роки тому +15

      lol, back 2000 years ago is Qin dynasties didn’t united china “ culture “ it would be like today’s Europe

    • @johnzhou8838
      @johnzhou8838 4 роки тому +9

      @@xiaoyu1691 It's Qin Dynasty, Qing is the last dynasty.

    • @xiaoyu1691
      @xiaoyu1691 4 роки тому

      @@johnzhou8838 sorry but yea

    • @大魔王-f9j
      @大魔王-f9j 4 роки тому +3

      It is broke for another stronger unity.

    • @Mora_is_not_enough
      @Mora_is_not_enough 4 роки тому

      @Garrixian XD and America (doge)

  • @Suite_annamite
    @Suite_annamite 5 років тому +43

    @3:57: BTW, that ominous-looking *black ball is the Abbasid Caliphate* straight *out of the Middle East.*
    Enemies at first culminating with the Battle of Talas, the *Abbasids and the Tang Dynasty would later become allies* in basically becoming the *medieval world's first extradition treaty* in action.

  • @absboodoo
    @absboodoo 4 роки тому +366

    Every hundred year
    Vietnam: Ah shit, here we go again!

    • @notmenathix4874
      @notmenathix4874 4 роки тому +22

      Yea lol China can not fucking chill when they see Vietnam

    • @notmenathix4874
      @notmenathix4874 4 роки тому +19

      They keep fucking invading us after gain independent

    • @lizyliz970
      @lizyliz970 4 роки тому +68

      @@notmenathix4874 I'm very surprised anti China Vietnamese would spend so much time watching Chinese balls.

    • @fanyechao2761
      @fanyechao2761 4 роки тому +8

      @@notmenathix4874 We love your rice

    • @TrongHoangPhan
      @TrongHoangPhan 4 роки тому +12

      @@lizyliz970because you are not Vietnamese, 2000 years war, politic strategies. your feeling is dumb

  • @davidtang2549
    @davidtang2549 Рік тому +8

    MAN!!! Even as a Chinese it's the most specific Chinese history with maps I've ever seen. Especially the Spring&Autumn Peiod!

  • @athendity2567
    @athendity2567 4 роки тому +393

    6:00 Ming: (stabs Vietnam)
    (5 seconds later)
    Ming: (sees Vietnam again) I swear I just...

    • @mikebryant8082
      @mikebryant8082 4 роки тому +14

      Weird!!!!!!!!!

    • @kanjuyazaki3303
      @kanjuyazaki3303 4 роки тому +32

      I am Vietnamese and name is Minh. Minh is Vietnamese of Ming in Chinese

    • @kanjuyazaki3303
      @kanjuyazaki3303 4 роки тому +2

      @@这盛世如你所愿-w9u yes.

    • @kanjuyazaki3303
      @kanjuyazaki3303 4 роки тому +12

      @@这盛世如你所愿-w9u. I just wrote, the word Ming in Chinese after changes into Vietnamese is Minh, and Minh is also my name. Nothing is important to write a lot. There are also many words in Chinese that people in VN use a lot, it is not only Ming. So I don't understand what do you want to talk about

    • @kanjuyazaki3303
      @kanjuyazaki3303 4 роки тому +1

      @@这盛世如你所愿-w9u, OK 🤣

  • @coolestdino
    @coolestdino 5 років тому +518

    Chinese Mom: Wat di u lern today in histury son?
    Kid: EvERyoNE kILled EaCH OthEr!!!!!

  • @SosakovMonakov
    @SosakovMonakov 5 років тому +136

    7:46 he said: i hate everything!!

    • @正义的猎人
      @正义的猎人 5 років тому

      太平天國

    • @fatihal488
      @fatihal488 5 років тому

      More like everyone

    • @达不溜-g6d
      @达不溜-g6d 4 роки тому +1

      nonono,it was like they invade us,i hate them

    • @guntramjames1295
      @guntramjames1295 4 роки тому

      @@正义的猎人 那是义和团运动

    • @vicky4812
      @vicky4812 4 роки тому

      because those countries invades qing dynasty

  • @francy_productions
    @francy_productions Рік тому +6

    This video brings me a lot of nostalgia, so much that it makes me cry

  • @erenyeager3829
    @erenyeager3829 4 роки тому +270

    I can't even comprehend how long it must've taken to make this in FlipaClip

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 4 роки тому +5

      Iran had 2 videos each as long as this

    • @fart8063
      @fart8063 4 роки тому +2

      Здравствуйте,товарищ Сталин!

    • @pagosant
      @pagosant 4 роки тому

      Сталин прошу не вторгаться в нас

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 роки тому +4

      *Confused noises bcz I don't speak Russian*

  • @unifieddynasty
    @unifieddynasty 5 років тому +581

    This is the most peaceful display of mass murder I've ever witnessed.

    • @vadendev
      @vadendev 5 років тому +39

      How many have you witnessed

    • @kevinli1438
      @kevinli1438 5 років тому +27

      @@vadendev I lost count

    • @vadendev
      @vadendev 5 років тому +16

      @@kevinli1438 same

    • @lukeskywalker5916
      @lukeskywalker5916 4 роки тому +2

      unifieddynasty But all of those were happened in 5000years

    • @alexshawcn
      @alexshawcn 4 роки тому +13

      The human history is the same.... Inca, Mexico, Indian, Roman, Ottoman, Slave trade....

  • @hx5979
    @hx5979 4 роки тому +216

    “Empires, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide”

    • @infe541
      @infe541 4 роки тому +13

      Overmind Yes California

    • @seanzhang1977
      @seanzhang1977 4 роки тому +15

      ​@@chaeju106 Poor guy you even don't know the power of China

    • @seanzhang1977
      @seanzhang1977 4 роки тому +6

      ​@@chaeju106 Any other words dude? Or just repeat these outworn words again and again?

    • @sihaomech7034
      @sihaomech7034 4 роки тому +1

      @@chaeju106 North Korea unifies the Korean Peninsula

    • @sihaomech7034
      @sihaomech7034 4 роки тому +1

      Overmind Hahaha, no matter what you say, in fact, you know that this kind of thing is impossible to achieve in this life. However, according to the situation of South Korea holding the most advanced weapons but being suspended by the North Korean army with backward weapons, it is estimated that South Korea will really be unified by North Korea, hahaha

  • @synevo7383
    @synevo7383 2 роки тому +9

    thanks for making this

  • @Sahelian
    @Sahelian 5 років тому +506

    4:54 *_Mongols has joined as spectator_*
    5:03 *_An hacker has been detected_*
    6:07 *_MongolKhan1200 has been banned_*

    • @huong117h
      @huong117h 5 років тому +30

      Yet lose to vietnam 3 time

    • @حَسن-م3ه9ظ
      @حَسن-م3ه9ظ 5 років тому +12

      "an hacker"

    • @TheShab8422
      @TheShab8422 5 років тому +5

      @@romegolol5068 romego they won bcoz they had excellent cavalry and big population

    • @romegolol5068
      @romegolol5068 5 років тому +2

      @Smøke who are u

    • @goodlovely8513
      @goodlovely8513 4 роки тому +3

      Sahelian and also they died from a tornado

  • @jerryluo7241
    @jerryluo7241 4 роки тому +148

    The empire long United, must divided! The empire long divided, will united.

  • @TNIBall
    @TNIBall 4 роки тому +261

    European colonization era: Hippity hoppety china is our property
    China now: Hippity hoppety your economy is *-my-* *our* property

    • @remag-yx4ed
      @remag-yx4ed 4 роки тому +36

      Hippity hoppity my disease is your property

    • @mrbloby8806
      @mrbloby8806 4 роки тому +4

      BlueBightning
      Lol I get it

    • @Ballsinyojaws699
      @Ballsinyojaws699 4 роки тому +1

      Man that's dark.

    • @wongijen9167
      @wongijen9167 4 роки тому

      @@Ballsinyojaws699 Yes, but sadly true

    • @lg4179
      @lg4179 4 роки тому +8

      @@remag-yx4ed current research states no evidence proved china is the source of this virus

  • @kengtsai8590
    @kengtsai8590 2 роки тому +5

    這影片也未免做的太好太詳細了吧,我學生時期都未必有背這麼熟

  • @dongshenlaolao731
    @dongshenlaolao731 4 роки тому +437

    Chinas history:
    "Well he broke"
    "And now he's back together"
    Repeat.

    • @chenyiable
      @chenyiable 4 роки тому +1

      year. every Chinese empire and people think the great thing is expland mainland

    • @rosa-brawlstars1160
      @rosa-brawlstars1160 4 роки тому +1

      @Countyballs Productions lel

    • @harryw5622
      @harryw5622 4 роки тому +4

      分久必合,合久必分。

    • @rsqr.f1851
      @rsqr.f1851 4 роки тому +1

      RRC will Broke again in 2100

    • @yingqisheng6950
      @yingqisheng6950 4 роки тому +5

      Those long divided shall be united; those long united shall be divided: such is the way of the universe.

  • @aspenlovelock8115
    @aspenlovelock8115 4 роки тому +98

    In Europe: a terrible time, the spice trade is getting more expensive, I worry about our future.
    China: its has been 3 days since the last civil war, truely a golden age.

    • @niccolopaganini8325
      @niccolopaganini8325 4 роки тому +10

      Bruh. China was far more prosperous than Europe ever was during its peak.

    • @cinamontoast2555
      @cinamontoast2555 4 роки тому +4

      @@niccolopaganini8325 it's a joke

    • @imorichwu4797
      @imorichwu4797 3 роки тому

      哈哈哈

    • @我妻由乃-l3q
      @我妻由乃-l3q Місяць тому

      这里面大球的每几秒都相当于几百年,特别是汉唐。整个二战到现在都没有一秒,古代中国确实算很和平的了。

  • @stranger4995
    @stranger4995 3 роки тому +445

    This soundtrack is one of most peaceful and relaxing one i ever heard.

  • @gurbetgunes2304
    @gurbetgunes2304 10 місяців тому +6

    Love CHINA 🇨🇳 from TÜRKIYE 🇹🇷

    • @damirmamanbay8947
      @damirmamanbay8947 9 місяців тому +1

      I am from Kazakhstan, the Chinese are the killers of Muslims and people who rebel against Allah!!

    • @GokayHistory
      @GokayHistory 8 місяців тому

      Sanırım sakat 😢

  • @THEinzbern
    @THEinzbern 4 роки тому +21

    This is the best countryballs video I've ever seen by far.

  • @akari8666
    @akari8666 5 років тому +231

    Russia in the top is just sitting there chillin and just watch empires killing empires

    • @charliechua1877
      @charliechua1877 5 років тому +29

      ...until he had another superpower to deal with

    • @goldenfx1483
      @goldenfx1483 5 років тому +12

      But came late about 4000 years. ...

    • @therandomizer9943
      @therandomizer9943 5 років тому +6

      But Russia had it's own empire but it fell short to the bolsheviks and the tsar and the romanov monarchy is gone from Russia

    • @therandomizer9943
      @therandomizer9943 5 років тому +7

      @hdiuhiodhqdo sdhfohwoehf yea. Russia was first born in Europe before and after the mongol empire collapsed and expanded into asia conquering the Siberian peninsula

    • @therandomizer9943
      @therandomizer9943 5 років тому +4

      @hdiuhiodhqdo sdhfohwoehf hell. It even went as far as reaching north America

  • @kevinli1438
    @kevinli1438 5 років тому +282

    5:36
    The Mongols came over, ready for war...
    *...AND DIED IN A TORNADO*

    • @begood1838
      @begood1838 5 років тому +4

      Why do you talk about others brave fights?keyboard warrior

    • @itzcream_rblxxd6939
      @itzcream_rblxxd6939 5 років тому +8

      Lmao it's bill wurtz

    • @the_samwhich
      @the_samwhich 5 років тому +21

      Then they tried again and had a fun time fighting with the Japanese and then died in a tornado

    • @the_samwhich
      @the_samwhich 5 років тому +1

      @commander higgs not anymore theres a blanket

    • @bolorganbold122
      @bolorganbold122 5 років тому +9

      Haha I'm from mongolia

  • @hanniballecter1219
    @hanniballecter1219 Рік тому +7

    已经做的很好了 真的厉害👍🏻

    • @damirmamanbay8947
      @damirmamanbay8947 9 місяців тому

      Эй жалмауыз қытай!! Сасық Кунг фулардан қазақтың райымбек батырларға күшің жетпейді!!! Егер исламға қарсы шыққан Қазақстанды немесе ұйғырлар жаман десең!!! Райымбек батырдың ұрпақтар мен қабанбай батырдың ұрпақтары мусылмандар қарсы тұрсан басын кесіп тастайды!! Қарақытайлар

    • @luohuapiaomiao
      @luohuapiaomiao 3 місяці тому

      好个屁,完全不按照历史,里面一堆夹带私货地方

  • @mastersuper7149
    @mastersuper7149 5 років тому +136

    9:53 India: Look at how sharp my sword is. China: PONG!

    • @wudi2864
      @wudi2864 5 років тому +12

      hahaha
      China:you india you lose

    • @Juliozrz
      @Juliozrz 5 років тому

      What does this have to do with a sword?

    • @cdab7019
      @cdab7019 5 років тому +8

      India's only empire, founded by Turkic Mongols😂

    • @fj5563
      @fj5563 5 років тому

      hahahahaha --------《Raiders of the Lost Ark》

    • @typhoon118
      @typhoon118 5 років тому +4

      CD AB reas Maurya empire, gupta empire, chola empire, gupta empire, nanda empire, Maratha empire...

  • @Yuki-bd2tz
    @Yuki-bd2tz 5 років тому +242

    An ancient Chinese poem can explan this long history well:
    滚滚长江东逝水,浪花淘尽英雄。是非成败转头空。青山依旧在,几度夕阳红。
    白发渔樵江渚上,惯看秋月春风,一壶浊酒喜相逢。古今多少事,都付笑谈中。
    In English:
    Wave on wave the long river eastward rolls away;
    Gone are all heroes with its spray on spray.
    Success or failure, right or wrong, all turn out vain;
    Only green mountains still remain
    To see the setting sun's departing ray.
    The white-haired fishermen sail on the stream with ease,
    Accustomed to the autumn moon and vernal breeze.
    A pot ofwine in hand, they talk as they please.
    How many things before and after
    All melt into gossip and laughter!

    • @MrBongo-pe9zb
      @MrBongo-pe9zb 5 років тому +1

      AND DEATH TO PRETTY MUCH ANY TYPE OF CHINESE COUNTRY LEFT XD

    • @TheShab8422
      @TheShab8422 5 років тому

      U live in communistic China have fun!

    • @e8v-o7q
      @e8v-o7q 5 років тому +1

      Free tibet!

    • @Kancolle_bkn
      @Kancolle_bkn 5 років тому +1

      Free China

    • @syl2169
      @syl2169 4 роки тому +1

      It’s not ancient LMAO.

  • @crkcrk702
    @crkcrk702 4 роки тому +47

    Everybody : China's history is fascinating
    Me at 4 am : *a g r e e d*

  • @shaleenthepunk8568
    @shaleenthepunk8568 9 місяців тому

    Tang fall gets me sad on this one every time. Everyone talks about the Three Kingdoms after Han, but what the Song achieved prior to the Mongol invasions knocking them out is quite deserving of praise too.

  • @JerseyMapping
    @JerseyMapping 4 роки тому +279

    This is mainly Chinese history
    “I’m in charge”
    “No your not I am”
    No I am”
    No I am” AND REPEAT
    Edit:Yo thank you guys for the likes y’all cool 😎

    • @P7777-u7r
      @P7777-u7r 4 роки тому +3

      And so it will very likely continue that way.

    • @ruthenium5765
      @ruthenium5765 4 роки тому +4

      It’s even like that today

    • @ultrasonicradiation
      @ultrasonicradiation 4 роки тому +3

      New Jersey Mapping corrections, that’s human history.

    • @JohnDoe-mx6xh
      @JohnDoe-mx6xh 4 роки тому

      It's even funnier cuz
      Korea and Japan is also showed

    • @lewiss.9632
      @lewiss.9632 4 роки тому +2

      Nobody understood the Oversimplified reference smh

  • @MarcTelang
    @MarcTelang 4 роки тому +1014

    Chinese history
    0:09 - 0:17 Xia
    0:17 - 0:28 Shang
    0:28 - 0:38 Western Zhou
    0:38 - 1:14 Waring States Period
    1:14 - 1:25 Qin
    1:22 The Great Wall is Built
    1:29 - 2:02 Han
    1:36 Southward expansion of the Han
    1:39 Conquest of Korea
    1:47 Xin
    1:57 The Yellow Turban Rebellion
    2:02 - 2:17 Three Kingdoms/Dynasties
    2:17 - 2:43 Jin
    2:22 - 2:47 Sixteen Kingdoms/States
    2:43 - 2:50 Song
    2:47 - 2:54 Northern Wei
    2:50 Qi
    2:51 - 2:57 Liang
    3:02 - 3:21 Sui
    3:21 - 4:13 Tang
    3:44 Zhou
    4:38 - 5:34 Song
    5:55 - 6:46 Ming
    6:43 Siege of Fort Zeelandia
    6:26 Portuguese Arrival
    6:46 - 8:00 Qing
    6:47 Revolt of the Three Feudatories
    7:08 - 7:25 The Opium Wars
    7:26 - 7:32 Taiping Rebellion
    7:40 First Sino-Japanese War
    7:45 - 7:49 Boxer Rebellion
    8:00 - 8:06 The Republic of China
    8:06 - 8:11 The Chinese Empire
    8:11 - 9:11 The Warlord Era
    8:55 - 9:11 Chinese Civil War Round 1
    9:11 - 9:31 WW2
    9:31 - 9:42 Chinese Civil War Round 2
    9:42 - 10:10 Peoples Republic of China/China

    • @gqp3185
      @gqp3185 4 роки тому +27

      appreciated

    • @user-dont-remember-me
      @user-dont-remember-me 4 роки тому +9

      🤯🤯🤯

    • @野猪佩琪-z8h
      @野猪佩琪-z8h 4 роки тому +69

      课代表来解释了中国历史:分合分合分合分合,正所谓天下大势分久必合,合久必分

    • @aimangamertube
      @aimangamertube 4 роки тому +2

      I deleted my other comment so it doesnt make sense

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang 4 роки тому +1

      @@aimangamertube It's a reply

  • @aberongike4350
    @aberongike4350 4 роки тому +640

    This video is 10 minutes, but the content is 5000 years
    every time these balls break and reorganize,it means hundreds years of history

    • @seatonlauren115
      @seatonlauren115 4 роки тому +16

      4000年

    • @川建国-f7q
      @川建国-f7q 4 роки тому +16

      hahaha,but we love it,it is really beautiful!

    • @黄欣华-j8n
      @黄欣华-j8n 4 роки тому +23

      因为有喜马拉雅山,不然印度能成中国一部分

    • @方木-g7m
      @方木-g7m 4 роки тому +14

      @Utathya Manna china is good or bad depends on what your politicians need.no country is 100%good or 100%bad

    • @steinfrick677
      @steinfrick677 4 роки тому +7

      and millions of people die

  • @shawnmax9049
    @shawnmax9049 2 роки тому +52

    The Chinese history is so long that you must have made a lot of preparations.Your video is excellent and accurately shows the history to us.As a Chinese,I’m very grateful to you for your efforts.

    • @ElizabethPerez-cg4cc
      @ElizabethPerez-cg4cc Рік тому

      Haber este video es en español no en ingles

    • @aakuycheung2037
      @aakuycheung2037 Рік тому +1

      漏洞百出😂

    • @启起
      @启起 Рік тому +1

      @@aakuycheung2037墙外唯唯诺诺,墙内重拳出击?

  • @friendlywobbly9903
    @friendlywobbly9903 5 років тому +96

    Girls Locker Room: OMG! Did you hear Christian started to date Abigail? Talk about disgusting!
    Boys Locker Room:

  • @DEDESWD
    @DEDESWD 3 роки тому +69

    the music is so beautifull :")

    • @ottomanempire3303
      @ottomanempire3303 3 роки тому

      Where I can found the music

    • @BabySonicGT
      @BabySonicGT 3 роки тому

      @@ottomanempire3303 In the description it shows the song but it is in chinese

    • @ottomanempire3303
      @ottomanempire3303 3 роки тому

      @@BabySonicGT Thanks

    • @BabySonicGT
      @BabySonicGT 3 роки тому

      @@ottomanempire3303 np

    • @AnderJaxi
      @AnderJaxi 3 роки тому

      Welp they are two songs in there second song remains unknown

  • @goldchartersiui2719
    @goldchartersiui2719 4 роки тому +41

    When your Grandmother sit you down to talk about your ancestors.

  • @devonsmigal
    @devonsmigal Рік тому +4

    Very relaxing and peaceful music.😁

  • @aristoskatsaros470
    @aristoskatsaros470 4 роки тому +30

    Great video, amazing glorious history from China. Greetings from Greece 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷

    • @fm22229
      @fm22229 4 роки тому +2

      🇬🇷🇹🇼🇨🇳 👍

    • @ram1ze573
      @ram1ze573 4 роки тому +3

      Ancient Greek culture is fascinating and also lasted quite a long time,respect and love from 🇨🇳
      Btw im so interested at East Roman Empire,really moved by Konstandin XI,a really great and brave man

    • @wf-sky1684
      @wf-sky1684 4 роки тому

      希腊NB

    • @BabySonicGT
      @BabySonicGT 4 роки тому

      Nice

    • @user-iy5pz3qx7j
      @user-iy5pz3qx7j 3 роки тому +1

      but so weak

  • @somerandomguy122
    @somerandomguy122 5 років тому +263

    Lol !!! Vietnam be like "I'm just gonna stands here watching you guy killing each other "

    • @moslyjeb3090
      @moslyjeb3090 5 років тому +8

      some random guy just chilling on the bottom. And watch some crappy occuring

    • @huygia55
      @huygia55 5 років тому +33

      "DAi VIET" forever

    • @yunkaitang9422
      @yunkaitang9422 5 років тому +12

      Because of miasma, Vietnam was not suitable for agriculture in ancient times. In long period, Vietnam was a dependent country of central kingdom (westerner call it China).

    • @Suite_annamite
      @Suite_annamite 5 років тому +4

      speaking of ... the *second musical piece starting from @**8:43** sounds very Vietnamese!*

    • @huuduyvu9714
      @huuduyvu9714 5 років тому +7

      yunkai tang uh, you must be really stupid to say that.

  • @henry_illenberger
    @henry_illenberger 4 роки тому +91

    6:43 I love how while the Ming was impaled by the Qing, it still had the vigor to stab the Dutch (in Taiwan).

    • @xjw1734
      @xjw1734 4 роки тому +25

      Actually it's not accurate. It was not the central govt of Ming to stab the Dutch. It's just one of the general leading a team of remaining army escaping from the Qing. They just want to use Taiwan as a surviving base, as Qing did not have navy at that time. The Dutch in Taiwan are few and weak, so were easily defeated.

    • @henry_illenberger
      @henry_illenberger 4 роки тому +7

      @@xjw1734 I know. I just said Ming because I didnt‘t want to explain all that out; besides, the ball itself was labeled as Ming, so I didn‘t want to complicate matters.
      Anyway, it‘s good to see Europeans being beaten by Asians.

    • @qoo4121
      @qoo4121 4 роки тому +1

      Henry Illenberger Actually Ming is the most representative and epic dynasty of China in many aspects.As an old saying goes "The emperor guarded the nation’s border and fought for the country till died in battle

    • @jadenstar1038
      @jadenstar1038 4 роки тому

      @@qoo4121 wasnt Qin the foundation and Tang the golden age?

    • @tianquxi2844
      @tianquxi2844 4 роки тому

      @@jadenstar1038 No. The golden age is Qing dynasty which get Xinjiang, Tibet, Mongolia and the whole Manchuria. Some chinese like Ming because of its spirit.

  • @Hoo88846
    @Hoo88846 2 роки тому +64

    Here is a list of Chinese dynasties before I recommend some dramas based on different dynasties: Xia, Shang (Oracle Bones Scripts), Zhou (Western and Eastern Zhou), Spring-Autumn Period (where the Hundred Schools of Thoughts appeared, and Confucius and Lao Tzu, who founded Confucianism and Daoism, lived), Warring State Period (where seven kingdoms Qi, Chu, Han, Yan, Zhao, Wei, Qin fought for supremacy after the collapse of Zhou Dynasty), Qin (reunification and building of the Great Wall and Terra Cotta Army), Han (first golden age where Han Chinese character Hanzi and Han Chinese, the largest ethnic group in the world, and Hanfu, got their names; opening of the Silk Road), Three Kingdoms (Northern Wei, Western Shu, Eastern Wu), Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties, Sui, Tang (where Japanese sent the most envoys to copy the Tang culture wholesale; second golden age), Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, Song, Yuan (Mongol-ruled), Ming (Korean culture based a lot on this dynasty), Qing (Manchu-ruled).
    “Romance of the Three Kingdoms”, one of the four Chinese classics with the setting in the Three Kingdoms Period after Han Dynasty.
    “Virtuous Queen of Han” on the life of Wei Zifu, the Queen consort of Han Wudi, or Martial Emperor of Han Dynasty who opened the Silk Road and traded with the Roman Empire.
    “Legend of Chinese Empress” on the life of the only empress of China, Wu Zetian, in the Tang Dynasty.
    “Judge of Song Dynasty” on the life and work of Song Ci 宋慈, who wrote the world’s first forensic science book called Washing Away of Wrongs 洗冤录。
    Also check out a documentary called “Daming Palace and Tang Dynasty”. They briefly mentioned about the Japanese envoys kentoushi 遣唐使。
    History Channel did a series called Ancient Discoveries. Six episodes were devoted exclusively to Chinese inventions, which make up a long list.
    CCTV-6 China movie channel features a lot of Chinese historical dramas and documentaries.
    All of them on UA-cam. Enjoy. ❤

    • @yitianwanbing
      @yitianwanbing Рік тому +5

      you know a lot about Chinese culture👍

    • @Sha_bebe69
      @Sha_bebe69 Рік тому +1

      Damn

    • @gin-hn7qg
      @gin-hn7qg Рік тому +1

      Thank you!

    • @jasonyoon3562
      @jasonyoon3562 Рік тому

      Didn't you forget Sui Dynasty between Three kingdoms and Tang? It was short lived but it was there

    • @Hoo88846
      @Hoo88846 Рік тому +1

      @@jasonyoon3562 Oop, missed that. Just added along with the Wei Jin Southern and Northern Dynasties before the Sui Dynasty, and the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms Period after the Tang Dynasty…. Thanks

  • @糊涂龟
    @糊涂龟 5 років тому +29

    For people wondering about the song at 8:42 it's "don't decorate your dreams" (不要装饰你的梦想)

  • @AmineAmine-ey8qz
    @AmineAmine-ey8qz 5 років тому +251

    9:20 nazi Germany vs Soviet union

    • @outriser765
      @outriser765 5 років тому +19

      9:26 He(soviet russia)smiled with relief after won

    • @silly_sage2
      @silly_sage2 5 років тому

      Soviet Bad

    • @FernandoRodriguez-qt7df
      @FernandoRodriguez-qt7df 4 роки тому

      He said while seeing the second sino japanese war "holy blyat germany wat are you doing here"

    • @riciw8915
      @riciw8915 4 роки тому +1

      But we can only see half
      The camera is not in the right place
      This is fun

  • @timexyemerald6290
    @timexyemerald6290 4 роки тому +24

    History Teacher:what do you learn about China's history in this lesson
    Me: Game of thrones on steroids and brink of having seizure xD

  • @History_maps1
    @History_maps1 Рік тому +1

    It's a really nice way of telling history. I'm going to do the same

  • @SetrosBiggestGlazer
    @SetrosBiggestGlazer 4 роки тому +115

    Germany:i got split for 4 times
    Turkey:while i got split for 6 times!
    ???:amateurs
    Germany and turkey:what was that punk?!
    China:AMATEURS!
    Edit:69 likes *n i c e*

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 роки тому +2

      *Laughs in South Asia*

    • @nguyenbao1314
      @nguyenbao1314 4 роки тому +1

      Viet: I was invaded by chinese thousand times

    • @SetrosBiggestGlazer
      @SetrosBiggestGlazer 4 роки тому

      69 likes
      *N I C E*

    • @biliminsrlar5752
      @biliminsrlar5752 4 роки тому

      Turkey didn't split 6 times if you are not talking about their old countries like Göktürks and Huns/Xionghus.

    • @detectiveelectro2372
      @detectiveelectro2372 4 роки тому

      Malacca split into two times...
      China:help me split myself...
      Malacca:what if you do what all dynasty do in past...

  • @behzadclash601
    @behzadclash601 3 роки тому +36

    I love our friend china so much
    From iran:))))

    • @Lop9500
      @Lop9500 3 роки тому +5

      we love u too

    • @behzadclash601
      @behzadclash601 3 роки тому +8

      @@Lop9500 thanks
      A few days ago, a 25-year agreement was signed between the two countries with their 5,000-year-old relations I hope we can defeat the enemies together and transfer power to the Eastern world We are waiting for the superpowers of China, Russia and Iran

    • @Yae-Miko216
      @Yae-Miko216 3 роки тому +1

      @@behzadclash601 ❤️

    • @fuckyouweebs7217
      @fuckyouweebs7217 3 роки тому

      @@behzadclash601 🖕🖕🖕🖕🤮🖕🤮🇨🇳🖕🤮🤮🖕🤮🤮🇨🇳🤮🇨🇳

    • @ChrisWZM
      @ChrisWZM 3 роки тому +1

      @@fuckyouweebs7217 lol

  • @爸爸你-c4w
    @爸爸你-c4w 5 років тому +139

    Rome : Hey friend . How are you over there?🙂😊😀
    China(Han) : Hey bro. I have good silk here, are you coming?🙂😊😄

    • @sichengyang1795
      @sichengyang1795 5 років тому +1

      Tiny Meat Big Yeet damn they get invaded by muslim what a shame

    • @erikerik3750
      @erikerik3750 5 років тому

      beverage mulene
      And freed by mongols

    • @sichengyang1795
      @sichengyang1795 5 років тому

      Robin Miller I mean it’s a fcukin Islam country now and I fcukin hate Muslims

  • @taotan9986
    @taotan9986 2 роки тому +4

    No matter how divided China is, it will one day complete its reunification. This is the historical law of China.

    • @愛聽音樂-s7w
      @愛聽音樂-s7w Рік тому +1

      做夢去 夢裡啥都有

    • @董庆庆
      @董庆庆 Рік тому

      ​@@愛聽音樂-s7w滚一边去。废物。你根本不知道共产党在这几十年里的成就。傻逼玩意

    • @poka3768
      @poka3768 26 днів тому

      Nope

  • @bumpkinbee1524
    @bumpkinbee1524 5 років тому +33

    1:43 I think that's china meeting rome (they did meet on oocasion}

    • @haikalmiftah2529
      @haikalmiftah2529 5 років тому +3

      It's kingdom of Partha, one of ancient Persian kingdom that was exist in 200's BC till 200's AD

  • @nikoladimitrov3130
    @nikoladimitrov3130 5 років тому +35

    7:46
    Kid: fortnte dances in public
    Every normal person in a 2km radius:

    • @WanukeX
      @WanukeX 5 років тому

      Default 0930 boxer rebellion

  • @catzrulez5233
    @catzrulez5233 5 років тому +29

    Thank you for the video, it was probably very time consuming to create.
    Also lol at the ending 2 flags haha

  • @morganagorlois154
    @morganagorlois154 2 роки тому

    Teacher: Hey, are you interested in taking world history? Chinese student: I'm sorry, I haven't finished learning Chinese history...

  • @deltharion
    @deltharion 5 років тому +137

    Y lo hiciste encima de un país de un monto de historia :')
    Que agradable sujeto

  • @antartidaball
    @antartidaball  5 років тому +424

    hola gente el siguiente sera historia de israel y palestina pero despues puede venir mexico 1.5 o españa 1.5

    • @antartidaball
      @antartidaball  5 років тому +64

      Like Mexico

    • @antartidaball
      @antartidaball  5 років тому +107

      Like España

    • @kashuma33
      @kashuma33 5 років тому +4

      Hay alien? V:

    • @MexiAyala
      @MexiAyala 5 років тому +1

      Está excelente, pero le faltaron nopales okno xd

    • @ZMario05Z
      @ZMario05Z 5 років тому +11

      Como cuando antartidaball decía que iba a hacer la historia de estados unidos pero hace la de china
      "Esos bastardos me mintieron"

  • @RajPatel-qe4cx
    @RajPatel-qe4cx 5 років тому +21

    Just loved the background music ❤️

    • @warriorpriest3344
      @warriorpriest3344 5 років тому +1

      but what is the name of last sound?

    • @warriorpriest3344
      @warriorpriest3344 5 років тому +4

      @Thecouncil0001 OK, now I know it's "Don't decorate your dreams"

    • @JackAberoman
      @JackAberoman 8 місяців тому

      @@warriorpriest3344 Hey, can I ask you about the name of the first one?

  • @lucreziadamilano7445
    @lucreziadamilano7445 Рік тому +5

    Woah,this video is full of history,I really wanna know the China's history
    Love you from Italy
    🇮🇹❤️🇨🇳

  • @incrediblesultan8169
    @incrediblesultan8169 4 роки тому +264

    7:47 when that one kid mentions homework

  • @markogrgurica2614
    @markogrgurica2614 4 роки тому +18

    Just imagine how much effort and work was put in this.

  • @rekto5781
    @rekto5781 5 років тому +36

    I spent 10 minutes of my life to watch how china dissolving and uniting

  • @Indo-Aryan9644
    @Indo-Aryan9644 2 роки тому +13

    I love Chinese history and it's Civilization 😁❣️🇮🇳🇨🇳

    • @nov4ni
      @nov4ni 2 роки тому +2

      I love Indian history too!! 😃

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 4 роки тому +135

    5:35 _~And they died on a tornado~_

    • @ddoomsday7313
      @ddoomsday7313 4 роки тому +3

      Kamikaze=wind of kami(god spirits of world)

    • @NormalMaximo
      @NormalMaximo 4 роки тому +9

      They tried again, and they had a good time but... they died on a tornado

    • @joanofarc9793
      @joanofarc9793 4 роки тому +1

      The only thing actually stopped the mongols

    • @Mr-Ad-196
      @Mr-Ad-196 4 роки тому +2

      @@joanofarc9793 sooo apparently the Mongol can invade Russia but a tornado always beat them when they try to invade Japan?

    • @StarmersBritain21
      @StarmersBritain21 4 роки тому +3

      MR AD cause Mongolians had a bad navy and weren’t good sailors and they were horse riders

  • @user-qk5zo5sf5j
    @user-qk5zo5sf5j 4 роки тому +53

    1:26
    漢: Hola, me llamo hàn.
    🇯🇵: ¡Hola, Kan!
    漢: No, se dice hàn.
    🇯🇵: ¡Encantado de conocerte, Kan!

  • @silviaromano9182
    @silviaromano9182 5 років тому +39

    Imagine the history of China, but every time it breaks apart it speeds up
    China: *DEJA VU EARRAPE SHITTYFLUTE INTENSIFIES*

    • @damthephong3811
      @damthephong3811 5 років тому +1

      *I'M GONNA STEP ON THE GAS*

    • @xenia4241
      @xenia4241 5 років тому

      As an ancient Chinese novel named romance of three kingdoms said, this world will separate after long time united. Also will do the opposite after long time splitting.

    • @NinjaOfHorizon
      @NinjaOfHorizon 5 років тому

      Lol

  • @Countryballlhaha
    @Countryballlhaha Рік тому +1

    It’s crazy how you did this on flipaclip

  • @とーじょー-w2e
    @とーじょー-w2e 5 років тому +39

    5:35 ここの絶望感ほんとすごい

    • @BILO52
      @BILO52 5 років тому +7

      kouki kky モンゴルは二回も日本へ襲ってきたんだよね

    • @riza-2396
      @riza-2396 5 років тому +11

      神风

    • @riza-2396
      @riza-2396 5 років тому

    • @京都駅鉄道ファン休憩所
      @京都駅鉄道ファン休憩所 5 років тому

      难道元朝要侵入日本,却遭到了台风?

    • @todasan4613
      @todasan4613 5 років тому +4

      元朝 had tried to invade Japan twice.
      The first one was in 1274, and we fought against them for about 3 weeks, kept them on the sea because of temporary stone wall which we made in hurry. And finally typhoon came, made them retreat.
      The second one was in 1281. This time, they brought 15万 of troops so that the battle lasted for two months. But the same as the first time, typhoon came here , they sunk in the sea.

  • @kony_ologun971
    @kony_ologun971 5 років тому +48

    なんかまあまあ分かりやすかったなぁ、すごく歴史好きの人なんだろう

  • @Mike-fn4ti
    @Mike-fn4ti 4 роки тому +81

    How many times you broke?
    China: Yes

    • @TuanMinh-qc6hr
      @TuanMinh-qc6hr 3 роки тому

      How many times you invade Vietnam
      China:yes

    • @ferchulanderful
      @ferchulanderful 3 роки тому

      @@TuanMinh-qc6hr vietman is like: come on nigga 🖕😠👊

  • @kkmtheone
    @kkmtheone Рік тому

    Here you listen calm music playing in the background and watch all those cute angry little balls fighting and killing each other. Ah, you just gotta love human history.

  • @onyekachindugbu6225
    @onyekachindugbu6225 3 роки тому +288

    I like how Mongolia was chilling closing his eyes in ww1 and ww2

    • @xGARIDx
      @xGARIDx 3 роки тому +8

      Actually no Mongolia first declared war to German after their invasion to USSR we helped them with foods and equipments so we not chilled at that time 😅

    • @kenzonarukami4195
      @kenzonarukami4195 3 роки тому +15

      Shhhh the mongols are sleeping. Dont awake them or they will conquer the world again

    • @Flattithefish
      @Flattithefish 3 роки тому +2

      Don’t forget what happed to Mongolia In the 30s it got destroyed by Russia

    • @_helper_5789
      @_helper_5789 3 роки тому +4

      @@kenzonarukami4195 dont worry we ll probably never wake up lol

    • @Flattithefish
      @Flattithefish 3 роки тому +2

      @杨新 and It was Brutally destroyed by the soviets they broke all their history most of the Mongolia monastery’s were destroyed and the made an Socialism Government which was very bad many people died in Mongolia during Stalin times,while it even wasn’t a part of The USSR

  • @russiaball56
    @russiaball56 5 років тому +281

    China is good country, hello from Russia!

    • @hoaihy
      @hoaihy 5 років тому +14

      Really??

    • @russiaball56
      @russiaball56 5 років тому +21

      @@hoaihy Yes

    • @russiaball56
      @russiaball56 5 років тому +30

      @蓮LLENN China in 2019 (Not Taiwan)

    • @peng8402
      @peng8402 5 років тому +17

      hello from China

    • @eliahyo6551
      @eliahyo6551 5 років тому +1

      Russia Ball liar yt is blocked in Russia

  • @a_s_l_26
    @a_s_l_26 5 років тому +337

    6:42
    Russian Empire: let me just look down here... Ooh! People who look the same are fighting themselves!

    • @foundersoleil2334
      @foundersoleil2334 5 років тому +7

      me irl when someone gets into a fight XD

    • @Wandrative
      @Wandrative 5 років тому +29

      They don't look the same. North Eastern Asians (Manchu, Korean, Khitan, Mongols, etc) are phylogenetically closer to Native Americans (originating from Siberia) than to southern Chinese (originating from South East Asia).
      PS, certain people are mixing up YDNA paternal haplogroups and MtDNA all together and is giving some sort of pesudo-scientific fabricated reasoning:
      In reality A2, a Mt DNA haplogroup that largely dominates Native Americans also comprises 15% of all Koreans, including myself. (I had myself tested). Compile all the Siberian originating maternal haplogroups in Korea, it forms 75% of the Korean population.
      And the Chinese will about the paternal O ydna haplogroup, which is a very young group that emerged after the emergence of China. It is a pan-Eastern Asian phenomenon. Manchus, Khitans, Koreans, Japanese, and the Chinese all have O paternal haplogroups significantly.
      Korea is also a place where there is a significant population of C3 yDNA populations, which also originate from Siberia, which is also my personal yDNA trait.
      Overall, it is more plausible to investigate MtDNA compared to YDNA because YDNA so much more complex and harder to calculate due to its genetic complexity. MtDNA gives a crystal clear message of human migration.

    • @SakuraSakura8596
      @SakuraSakura8596 5 років тому +7

      😂 lol

    • @foundersoleil2334
      @foundersoleil2334 5 років тому +24

      @@Wandrative its called jokes

    • @麤鬻彠爨軉灪
      @麤鬻彠爨軉灪 5 років тому +15

      Wandrative Ay it's you again. LOL they do looks the same, same yellow skin same slanted eyes. Actually koreans are closer to southern Chinese than Manjus and Mongols. Koreans have almost 35% O3 and southern Chinese has about 50% O3. Korean has another 30% O2b and the rest is about the same as southern Chinese. Manjus and Mongols on the other hand have over 25% of C3 which Koreans don't have any. Manjus has no more than 10% O2b while Mongols has non. Native Americans have mostly A2, B2, and C1 which non of mongols, manjus or koreans have them. Funny how koreans nowadays has identity crisis try to related themselves with anybody, actually koreans are much more related to Tamils from down south. May be somedays korean scientist will discover that koreans are related to super saiyans, who knows right? ;)

  • @福郎-w8m
    @福郎-w8m 2 роки тому +7

    これは素晴らしい作品です!
    中華及び東アジアがどのように版図を広げていったかが、よく分かります。
    ちなみに私は日本人です。
    (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)

  • @ignacioparedes6529
    @ignacioparedes6529 3 роки тому +42

    Love Both Chinas Plus Hong Kong and Macau from Brazil 🇧🇷♡ 🇨🇳🇹🇼🇲🇴🇭🇰

  • @Galm_1
    @Galm_1 4 роки тому +46

    3:17
    Goguryeo defeating Sui Dynasty using water made me laugh lol

    • @peroni_
      @peroni_ 4 роки тому +4

      @Broccoli The Battle of Salsu.

    • @bariforever3611
      @bariforever3611 4 роки тому +16

      China's Sui dynasty attcked Goguryeo with *a million* troops, but only thousand were left, and Goguryeo successfully defeated Sui... Korea should have unified under Goguryeo's rule, but because of Silla's betrayal actions, Korea only occupies Korean peninsula now... Well, there is another Korean kingdom after Goguryeo that occupied Manchuria and far east region of Russia today, and its name is Balhae, but it collapsed in 10C because of eruption of the Baekdu volcano... :(

    • @bandongri
      @bandongri 4 роки тому

      @@bariforever3611 well summarized. Do you major Asian history?

    • @bariforever3611
      @bariforever3611 4 роки тому +1

      @@bandongri 한국인...

    • @longbow101
      @longbow101 4 роки тому +3

      @@bariforever3611 A million is a lie. Just like Korean history.

  • @crysis_pyscho9386
    @crysis_pyscho9386 5 років тому +73

    So, how much conflict?
    past-china : *Yes*

    • @糊涂龟
      @糊涂龟 5 років тому +3

      This is what makes us China.

    • @alwinstock8795
      @alwinstock8795 5 років тому +1

      @@糊涂龟 han : oh the leaders got curropt * dies big oof )

    • @christophershen6692
      @christophershen6692 5 років тому +1

      @@糊涂龟
      China: We have a 5000 year history!
      Everyone else: You mean 5000 year of conflicts and wars?
      China: ...
      Me: *Laughs to death*

    • @糊涂龟
      @糊涂龟 5 років тому +3

      @@christophershen6692
      That is something I can't deny.... nice job ancestors!

    • @Jay-qb9gi
      @Jay-qb9gi 5 років тому

      lol Hazim What meme is that profile picture bruh

  • @jw1731
    @jw1731 Рік тому +13

    6:42 I love how Ming is depicted as taking out the Dutch in Taiwan in his dying breath and dies with a smile.
    another favorite of mine is the Boxer Rebellion at 7:46 expressing their xenophobia in childish doodles

  • @hungryfareasternslav1823
    @hungryfareasternslav1823 4 роки тому +46

    8:42 Mongolia: I want to sleep forever...

    • @riciw8915
      @riciw8915 4 роки тому +5

      I did not notice him being sleeping all the time

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 роки тому +1

      Sleeping giant perhaps, Mongolia has been very nationalist lately and China anxious.

    • @johnhanser2313
      @johnhanser2313 4 роки тому

      died sheep

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 4 роки тому

      @Tifa Lockheart Mongolia has a history of rising with the Chinese, a sort of shadow empire whenever Chinese empires grow so do the Mongols to counter them And currently we face a Chinese empire.
      Funny how Nazi-ism popped up in modern Mongolia, compliments the communism in modern China, Stalin and Hitler were bitter rivals. Guess the feud lives on.

    • @edd-600
      @edd-600 4 роки тому

      It is now being economically colonized by Russia and China

  • @janrecina9878
    @janrecina9878 3 роки тому +141

    China, Mongolia and Japan: *brutally murdering each other*
    Russia: "hmm interesting"

    • @viscount9376
      @viscount9376 3 роки тому +12

      Russia helped to mongolia

    • @mmilads9627
      @mmilads9627 3 роки тому +1

      The Soviets or Russians are revaluationing the china with the 4 stars

    • @Clarity520
      @Clarity520 3 роки тому +6

      Mongolia was supposed to be part of China but The Russians made them independent.

    • @YO-pf3pq
      @YO-pf3pq 3 роки тому +17

      @@Clarity520 mongolia has the history on their side to be independent nation don't give me that bullshit. Is czech poland denmark norway is supposed to be part of Germany too?

    • @bettyly1346
      @bettyly1346 3 роки тому +3

      @@YO-pf3pq mongolia was part of China thousands years ago, it just independent in last 70 years under Russia support, that's totally different with norway denmark , don't compare stupid european story with China 5000 years glorious civilization

  • @perusnog5660
    @perusnog5660 3 роки тому +68

    The Three Kingdoms Jiyeon is really crazy. And it's fantastic.

    • @perusnog5660
      @perusnog5660 3 роки тому +6

      @小博仔 just realized that now.
      we express our condolences for the sacrifices of the deceased.
      based on the history of China, I was really impressed with the world-class Romance of Three kingdoms
      at first, I liked Guan Yu, Yubi, and equipment.
      as I got older, I came to like Jojo, Jangryo, Joun, and Macho.

  • @djbeb
    @djbeb Рік тому +3

    Al final Mongolia se durmió y ya nadie le hizo caso 🤣

  • @mirelaisabela7372
    @mirelaisabela7372 2 роки тому +21

    I like China from Romania 🇷🇴🤝🇨🇳

  • @Temstar04
    @Temstar04 4 роки тому +121

    To quote the opening line of Romance of the Three Kingdoms:
    "The empire, long divided, must unite; long united, must divide. Thus it has ever been."

    • @checkmate885
      @checkmate885 3 роки тому +5

      Until you realise in the last 1000 years, China has mostly been united without long periods of division.

    • @Temstar04
      @Temstar04 3 роки тому +5

      @@checkmate885 What, the most recent warlord period during ROC rule wasn't even 100 years ago

    • @sah6459
      @sah6459 3 роки тому +1

      China has a voting system for a long time, and every one or two hundred years, the people of the whole country will elect a new emperor.

    • @checkmate885
      @checkmate885 3 роки тому +1

      @@sah6459 I can't believe that the emperors cut off their own heads whenever they step down, just shows how dedicated they are.

    • @checkmate885
      @checkmate885 3 роки тому +1

      @@Temstar04 That is the exception, not the rule. I also think the phrase is meaningless. There is no pattern in the divisions and unifications, you might as well just say, "China is sometimes unified and sometimes divided."

  • @petitlakam
    @petitlakam 5 років тому +447

    vietnam seems hard to conquer

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 5 років тому +61

      He learned from Afghanistan

    • @dcmessitinh5854
      @dcmessitinh5854 5 років тому +39

      Vs ChiNa 4000 years

    • @oworandom
      @oworandom 5 років тому +8

      Is full of TREEZ

    • @mastersuper7149
      @mastersuper7149 5 років тому +59

      It was Dependent country of China for over one thousand years. That's one of the reason why they hate Chinese now.

    • @maxwellli7057
      @maxwellli7057 5 років тому +37

      @@mastersuper7149 we helped them, gave them culture, and eventually independence, what else do they want??

  • @isbesthackem1995
    @isbesthackem1995 2 роки тому +1

    Respect for chineese history from Tunisia.