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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- Reacting to when the $10 youtube poop outsells call of duty by @TheRussianBadger
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Fun fact: your buddies corpses are worthless to the company, the 5 credits are for returning the suits.
oh...oh no...
.....oh god...💀
apparently the 5 credits are from the uniforms, not the corpses
@@linds_nom that's ... that's what the comment you replied to said
Imagine if it’s the other way around. That would be some insane money glitches, just bring a dead monster and free credit.
My headcanon on why loot is valued weirdly is that the company sells stuff to aliens so our technology is worthless since the aliens have better. Meanwhile stuff we would perceive as cheap knick knacks and junk are considered to be exotic alien collectables and cuisine.
As far as we know for now, we seem to be hired by people on the other side of the galaxy to feed the scraps we collect to somethin. Is it a beast, a life threatening entity or a cosmic horror? We do not know, all we know is that its hungry.
Sooooooo dragon ball?
@@Mr._Galaxywide pfft- *basically* 💀
@@marc789 So far that seems to be the case, and honestly if I were a cosmic horror. I'd rather have pizza and burgers over something like kale. So I just imagine that being preferring certain items over others.
@@marc789 What are we feeding? I'm guessing it's Cthulhu
Badger has the most unhinged discord buddies in all of the gaming community, all of his videos are solid gold.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
*laughs in McNasty*
You are god damn right, gotta love badger.
@@jpjfrey5673nice reference to history. Hats off to you.
That and Smii7y's group and McNasty's group as well
Also, technically your body isn’t worth anything, the slime dissolves your body and only your suit remains. And the empty suit is still worth 5 credits so it’s only the suit that is worth anything
Also only very poorly designed/maintained guns can fire while on safe, also you can’t forget strait bad luck. It’s one of the reasons why you always ALWAYS treat guns like they are loaded/have an instant death beam coming out of the barrel
She though it could randomly fire if the safety was off which should absolutely not happen that is a massive recall, lawsuits like crazy failure. Most semi auto handguns don't have a normal flip safety, but they have a drop safety so it never should go off if it falls, a trigger safety that requires the trigger to be pulled a specific way so it's harder to set off by accident etc but yeah basic rules and it's 100% fine.
Coil Heads actually have an agro range so if you manage to get one to a very long hallway you can simply back up out of his range and it will leave you alone. Talking from experience here.
1:25 the funniest thing is UA-cam Poop is an actual video genre with it’s own fanbase and content creators.
16:05 Menards is a home improvement retail chain similar to Lowe's or the Home Depot. Menards has 351 locations in the US, most of which are in the Midwest (Illinois, Kansas, Wisconsin, etc.).
Since you're in the Netherlands, the closest analogue would be Meijer Hardware or the Gamma chain of hardware stores.
That's why I haven't seen one, I live in Florida
One of the best Russian badger videos I watch him all the time
Absolutely glad you reacted to this cypress, I love russianbadger and this is one of my favourites. Incredible video
Ya Menards is a store you go to here in the U.S. when you need home appliances/other things you need to remodel or construct a house
I live in the U.S and didn't know about menards until this vid
2:15 this is how your discord server be acting sometimes
32:00 in game, yes. IRL, no. IRL the safety preventss you from negligently discharging (accidentally fireing) the firearm (firearm is the technical term for a gun). There are multiple stlyes and amounts of safeties on any one firearm. The most common ones prevent the fireing pin / action from moving, thus preventing you from discharging (fireing) the firearm.
Badgers introduction to EDF is still one of the greatest things i have witnessed to date, highly recommend
this brings me so much joy seeing chaos man bajur make cypress laugh
The mines in this game operate like real world mines in terms of when they detonate. Unless I heard wrong elsewhere.
Actually mines only activating when you step off in real life is mostly misinformation.
He missed saying u can disarm it
Dont mines actually detonate right when you step on one?
@@Magnity13 From what I've heard mines, or at least some kinds, detonate upon stepping off. I would make sense with those buried underground, given it would be incredibly hard to notice them.
@Magnity13 Yes they do, my man Irys is wrong in that
Was awesome seeing you react to this vid Cy, look forward to watch more of your reactions! Luv you! ❤🐰❤ P.S the little monster goin YIPPEE! Cant tell me otherwise that is literally Cy
Everytime i watch one of his videos, i feel more and more like a Badger.
Ah yes, Me and The Boys channel
You have to watch his payday 2 videos, I find them funny
I watched it as well.
If you like RussianBadger, you might like SovietWomble and theNordern too. They are a bit more chaotic though
Soviets stuff is always hilarious
Remember, if the safety is off on the shotgun, it will fire RANDOMLY, even out of hand
If you get around to the Payday 2 videos, look up a playlist to make sure you watch them in order
"you're bulletproof?" He's bulletproof"
He is bulletproof indeed
When you first watch his content, you may smile then maybe a little chuckle but eventually, it gets hilarious. I’m not really into shooting PVP games, but I still enjoyed videos of his.
Oooh, familiar names there in video)
NICE
1:59 on this note, you REALLY need to watch his New Vegas review. It's like his best video
Youre so cuuutteee ❤❤
I love this guy
His payday 2 playlist is my favourite, it's so funny and informative of the game.
These guys are scarier than the monsters
i love the little bobbing you have going on. i started bobbing when i noticed yours
I like to think of shotgun randomly firing when safety off as an accidental discharge. How many videos are there where inexperienced gun owners accidentally pull the trigger when they are holstering their guns? Now imagine you dont have a holster, you dont see where you step and you are also carrying 50lb of shit without a backpack
I love his video's!!❤❤❤️🔥❤️🔥
Badger: What's interesting is that they don't detonate until you step off of them.
Me: So... a normal landmine then.
That is not how land mines work my guy
@@criseist9786 Actually... it is. Nowadays we of course have many types that detonate the moment you press on them, many even jump up before detonation to cause severe injury. However, many old landmines have a mechanism that blows up only after something steps off.
When you step on these, you release a latch inside and arm the mechanism. Especially old ones, like WW2 ones used this mechanism.
If I recall correctly the idea was that:
A - mine would blow up slightly behind the enemy soldier. Imagine that with marching armies, soldiers marching one after the other.
B - a wounded / killed soldier could fall on one and mine would detonate only when his comrades come to help him.
Aka, these mines were meant for large-scale combat, with armies marching over them. Of course most common mines detonate the moment required weight presses on them, but step-off mines aren't uncommon either.
Landmines explode right when they are stepped on, the stepping off myth came from Hollywood to make things more tense instead of: Step, Boom
32:00 to answer your question, largely no, a loaded gun typically wont randomly fire simply for having the safety off, but some models have issues, like sensitive triggers or weird firing mechanisms that jostling, like running around with it could set off if the safetys off. But it more represents the fact that handling a gun with the safety off, and your finger on the trigger, is dangerous as fuck, being careless with a gun like that leads to deaths, and lots of them.
Lately UA-cam is recommending me small vtubers... I love it
0:06 that hi made me feels like i was watching a video called "a yandere vampire girl kidnap you (asmr)" in public
I love when more people discover Badger!
Wearing my Swaws merch while watching this funnily enough
Heyy im kinda new to watching you but i love your music and videos keep up the great work ❤
As a first-time viewer getting told welcome to hell right after I clicked on the video made me feel like I actually entered hell my first thought was did I die
33:58 Not irl. A safety just prevents you from shooting it accidentally.
i can see russianbadger eventually commenting on this Lol
I'm glad I get to see you react to my favorite youtuber😇
First maxor and now badger ?! She's getting more based by the day!
Batmetal next for sure🤭🤭🤭
For me the BEST video of him is the one with Vergil
"Mawp, mawp" wtf does that even mean bro 😂
If I ever need some motivation I’m just gonna look start looking in the mirror and saying “I’m built DISTINCTLY”
There's been some amazing Lethal Company streams in the past few years. I'm surprised it's still sort of popular though.
I might as well suggest something, comments don't cost anything: Ahoy has some amazing mini-documentaries on video games. The even shorter explorations of guns used in games (real or fictional) are pretty cool, too, but the meat is in the longer-form videos.
I don't know his stance on reactions, though, and I'm not entirely certain if it's reaction material. But then again, what isn't, hah.
I need help guys, how do you convince a girl who is afraid of her shadow in the dark to play Poppy Playtime?
Lie
16:33 for me, Lethal company is an exploration game with some jumpscares here and there
"Mawp, mawp" what does that even mean bro 😂. Menards is a whole sale store form what i understand. They sell building supplies, appliances, some groceries i think i was told thats what they sell. Ive seen one but it looks like a home depot which is a building material store
Repeating "mawp" after being exposed to a loud noise is from the show Archer. I don't think it's ever fully explained, but one probable reason is that Archer is giving himself a baseline to listen for so he knows when his hearing starts coming back. It could also be that the motion from saying that helps with recovering his hearing.
the jetpack overheats, nothing to do with height, you can get into some weird places if you're careful not to overheat
The Russians, are Russians, vodka is life.👍
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Weeeeeeeeeeee loooove the Company!!!The Company! The Company!
I’m pretty sure a Menards is a hardware store
I’ll pay 11$
I love this video and game solo much. Surprised there isn't a vr mod...
Hell yeah Russian badger is a really good UA-camr
Day 1 of asking for Pootis engage and Pootis Engage Extreme reaction
Oh
Imagine her trying to watch a Lythero video
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On one hand, I do recommend watching Badger's vids.
On the other, it's a fair warning that ha and his buddies swear quite often.
I've already seen at least one joke get cut off, so maybe you could put an uncensored version on your extra channel or something?
Idk I'll stop yappin now
You need to watch the helldivers 2 video!
I personaly can recommend the fallout new vegas Video. Thats top Tier.
And also welcome to the Badger Rabithole 😂
It is fun 😂
And hell at the same time
You need to watch his EDF 4.1 video
Letzzzzzzz Goooooooooo
Watch this guy called Tank Fish
Trust me you won't regret it
I'm a simple man.
I see Russian Badger reaction, I click. :D
(Also, are you Australian? Your accent makes it hard to tell.)
I think you should react to Let's Game It Out
please do smii7y next
Nice
Da badger
I would like to see Cypress react to so one of Smi77y's prop hunt videos.
Haven't watched dude since heavy flamer
Hey how much do you like dark humor? Not like slightly out of pocket, like HOLY SHIT HOW ARE THEY NOT CANCELLED type dark humor!?
if you like that type of Dark Humor, there is a couple of compilations of the same group of UA-camrs that are hilarious.
yeah because he doesn't work no uh other reason he'd have soft hands
If you watch TheRussianBadger again on this channel. I'd reccomend his video on modded Left For Dead 2
Ayyy let's go
The game got a bit ruined for me when my group of friends started to use stat increase mods where you could level up and spend points to get faster, hold more things, higher stamina, etc etc.
oh badger is amazing, check the rest of his videos out, its the funniest shit i´ve ever seen
Hey Cypress Ch. you should play Outlast. Maybe that is a horror game for you.
hear me out lads...
Why'd you cut the "I'd shoot Digi twice"?
I wish you watched something from: 1337LikeR, G4VER, JOHAN, Marmok... BUT DAMN, there's ONLY russian language available in their videos (no subtitles either).
I just really tear my a$$ every time I watch them (I know russian)
Have U reacted to smii7y yet or the goons
Bro imagine if someone reads this
Reactors is child play for aliens...they got way better energy source than that crap.... But rubber duck?... Dat thing is the most exotic and rare items in alien's black market...
Please react to Solarballs its funny and educational
React to WorstPremadeEver
for the record, that is serfdom. not capitalism.
23:58
hi
Watch Combat God I and II
Pls watch SMii7Y
Very Early Gang
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